BEST OF FAKE ARGUMENTS

[@PaniPancakes]

This reminds me of the fake arguments between my mom and dad love you guys

[@SimonBanquillo]

Same, they always yell at me and tell me to shut up when I say that they're just faking it for fun, they even hit me because they're so committed to the bit, but I know they just doing it for the laughs

[@Eingefallen]

​@@SimonBanquillo I always hear my neighbors going off on their kids! Now I can rest easy, and drink my gin.

[@owRekssjfjxjxuurrpqpqss]

So I’m not the only one whose parents loved LARPing

[@toastedt140]

Siri play oneyplays in the left ear bud and meat slapping sounds in the right ear bud please and thank you

[@NoFlu]

​@@toastedt140You can have my version of the song of storms meatslap mix

[@paulrevere1183]

I like how the fake arguments with Adam are really just Adam having a real fit and everyone around him pointing and laughing

[@graciasMiura]

> "BEST OF FAKE ARGUMENTS" > looks inside > they're actually arguing

[@JoiH_Squigs]

fake it til you make it

[@johnathandoe6034]

Literally like that one clip of them mocking people who try to armchair their relationships lol

[@hunterhuang2500]

Some of these are NOT fake. Cory was legitimately pissed during that French Dip Argument

[@GrayD_Fox]

Yes and Chris was serious when he said he saw a megalodon

[@Necromortus]

He does seem kinda pissed and aggressive, especially towards Tomar, during that playthrough.

[@Dirt-3-]

Can it really be considered real if Cory is never actually sure of himself?

[@GrayD_Fox]

@@Necromortus Why are you reading into it so seriously

[@RugBug18]

@@NecromortusCome on, stop with these types of comments, seriously. Trying to find drama in everything.

[@raulribeiro8113]

Stop fighting!!!! Stooooop!!!!!!

[@D_an_]

*Spreads short tiny homunculus arms after emerging from a egg* "STAAAAAWP FIIIIIGGGGHTIIIINNNNGG!!!"

[@disgustingnasty]

You really think YOU have a say in this? Get a grip, let the adults talk this out pal.

[@yoghurtlord1745]

You're scarin' meeeeee 🥺🥺🥺

[@jordanbaird8681]

The Alpha of the War

[@antichaos]

*telekinesis powers go off, pushing back everyone in the room and shattering all the windows*

[@a_rat_named_mouse]

"Fake arguments" Tomar put you guys up to this, didn't he? Are you all alright?

[@embelished_meister500]

Tell them to blink if they’re in trouble.

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

Next video blink 3 times in a row then realise you dont use webcams and fart and brap 3 times in a row

[@JoiH_Squigs]

Baby Tomar needs his paycheck.

[@DefeatedRoyalist]

I mean they burnt the SpahG-Het-EYE… can you blame him?

[@Jerkenstein]

tomar is gone. We dont talk about him anymore

[@jHS1226]

i see people whining about the amount of compilations but these are so fun to listen to while i’m working, especially the ones where the humor is more in the commentary and not the gameplay

[@jHS1226]

⁠@@varicosevaynesok yea i actually don’t disagree with that, it does get old when they re-use the same clips

[@dennismoose2152]

same

[@Talfalcon]

Real

[@duckduck-oi8yv]

Upload a "Best of Cockney Orphan accent". There are a surprising amount.

[@NormadYT]

Hashtag cooking

[@kalvynjr5966]

What are you supposed to be

[@Unsolver]

​@@kalvynjr5966 whaddya mean?

[@kalvynjr5966]

@@Unsolver hello little mousey friend

[@El-Burrito]

Ello der lil' mousey friend

[@knosat6643]

best of fake arguements, best of fake playthroughs, best of fake stories, best of fake feelings, best of fake people, best of fake subscribers

[@Phryguye]

Best of fake comments.

[@knosat6643]

@@Phryguye *looks at hands, they turn to dust and blow away*

[@sillyslambo8527]

@@knosat6643 If Worm Odyssey doesn't make the fake playthroughs video I'm going to fake spit up my chocolate milk

[@NoFlu]

​@@sillyslambo8527fake playthrough is just a compilation of all the "complete series" videos

[@rish1656]

dead oneynet theory

[@erikvarga8720]

I always wonder who they have to hold captive to make these eerily specific compilations

[@LRJrthe2nd]

Truman maybe 🤔

[@NoFlu]

I once wanted to make a clip channel of a podcast I listen to (never followed through lol). So I sat down, watched an episode and began making a document full of notes about running gags, specific tangents, movie refernces etc with timestamps. Its hard to do if you start, as you are going back through the backlog of content, but if they continually do it for new episodes, its as easy as ctrl+f-ing a word doc

[@sammyjc]

The spirit of Otto Heckel

[@erikvarga8720]

@@sammyjc may he rest in peace

[@videnez]

@@erikvarga8720why did he have to die?

[@captainthreethumbs175]

Best of uncensored slurs plz

[@Bmoran325]

Oh yeah? You $#&#& #$@$@ @#$&@$@ nimrrrrroddd

[@nathanfielderfan111]

true !

[@Johnny-nt2ng]

This is unhinged 😂

[@degu6089]

N

[@deek0146]

I

[@Leo_Styrofoam]

I think the image slowly appearing at 5:48 is my favorite editor bit.

[@boglurker2043]

Same. It doesn’t even make sense

[@dennismoose2152]

3:43:41 was also very good

[@FetalAlcoholSyndromar]

BEST OF…BRAPPING

[@spencermaley4390]

THE BRAPPY PATTY SECRET FORMULA

[@bigdumdog]

Dey really do be brappin doe

[@flapstick_101]

I might try to pitch this one not gonna lie.

[@VelvetAura]

wow I brapped like ten seconds before I saw this comment, epic

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

KAREN HE WON’T STOP BRAPPING

[@jamesneutron8580]

Adams real voice came out when Dave tried to get the random 45 year old to be Adams girlfriend for the night

[@kalvynjr5966]

When he says crazy dave

[@bluesquid7434]

​@kalvynjr5966 it really was the "say that again" meme

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

That's what I thought! When he said "that's crazy Dave" he sounded like a different, clear minded person

[@pats3212]

3 months from now: Best of Unserious Banter 6 months from now: Best of Silly Discussions 9 months from now: Best of Friendly Anger

[@tweeeeeex]

12 months: best of feeling good 15 months: best of existing 18 months: best of 21 months: best best months: b best best bbbbbbeeeeessssssttttttt b e s t ṫ̵̨̰̭̻͕ȟ̴̲̺̥̮͐̿̊͜é̵͙̣̱̞͜r̴̖͖̫͍͔̃͘e̵̡̛͗̚ ̵̢̹̝̃̈̑̕̕ḭ̴̀͒̒͠ͅs̵̹̞̭̭͇̔̇͘̕͠ ̴̝̜̹͖̬͑́͊͌ȍ̷̭̥̜͓͆̌ń̸̟̼̺̱̙l̸̡͉̻͋y̴̱͕̥͌͐̀͜͝ ̸͉̺̪̽̇̉b̷̹̯̖̟͐̏è̶̺͒͋ś̶̙̮̭̲̘t̷̩̯̫͈͝ ̴̞͇̗̉̽o̷̘͑̐̑͘f̷͇͈͓͒̈́͊̾̕ ̸̢̼̱̠̦̄̆͐you are the b̵̟̳̘͆̚͝ͅͅe̶̪͖̒̍͛̌͒s̴̡̨̞̒t̸͋͘ͅ ̸̗̣̿̈̿̅ő̸̯̫̗̗̿f̵̡͖̯̺̏ͅ ̴̲̌e̶̻͇̎͋̅v̵̢͓̯͔̪̏̌̉̚e̷̯͕͂̅r̶̥̰̔͛́y̵̟͚͆̓̂̎̍t̵̟̖̘̠̻͆͝h̵͕̀̀ͅͅi̶̠͙̼̪̯̓n̴̡̛͕͔͖̮g̷̤͛̋̈́̐͆ ̴͚̲̭͝e̷͈̖̠͊v̸̨̢͓̹̘̀͋̀͊e̵̯̪̹̾̆̍r̷̨͍͓̅͆͗̋̐y̷̧̦͒t̸͚̫̽ḩ̷̼̼̼̏ĭ̶̲̥̯̌̉̊n̴̡̜̘̹͕̄̈́g̷͔͖̟͕̈́̏̚ ̵͚̭̌̚͠ͅi̷͓̯̥̚s̸̭͌ ̷̖̪̥̬̌̈́̑best̴̜̭͙͉͔̔͝ ̶̰̯̂̄͛̔̆B̸̧̦̦̒E̸̻͆S̴̖̹̋̍̎̆Ṯ̸̨̮͚͚̆̆̈́

[@TheGunJungy]

1 month from now: Best of Gaslighting Pt. 3

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

And we'll watch them all

[@Pren0110]

Can’t wait for best of Ezekiel, he’s my favorite member of Oneyplays

[@StinkoBrownTV]

"Daddy?" "Next door. Jackass."

[@thatfunkadeus]

The revelation that Cory did in fact tell him to get off the boat is peak oneyplays

[@Dirt-3-]

STOP FIGHTING! YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APAAAAAART!!!!

[@Traveler_of_the_Stars]

There's a lot of great moments in this comp, but the bit at 4:27:39 with Zach's deadpan "It's fucking pathetic" gets me every time

[@NullLink-1]

this video was uploaded an hour ago how have you watched to that point already that’s some marty mc

[@NullLink-1]

oh wait nvm this was uploaded 4 days ago

[@johw2346]

Best of Real Compliments next please 🥰

[@GustavAhlbrand]

lyle's big hair

[@ieatmice751]

0 seconds long

[@johw2346]

@@ieatmice751 will still somehow be reuploaded after being taken down twice

[@Wishbone9]

Nah, man, the boat thing was real. Cory told dave to get off the boat, forgot he said that, got angry, and remembered he did infact say that

[@wontonschannel]

that one actually pissed me off. i'd be pretty pissed off if my friend full throat screamed "DUMBASS IDIOT" right in my face while simultaneously (unintentionally) gaslighting me

[@DevonPalmer98]

None of these are fake to Adam

[@Valhalla_Outdoors]

Not having the cup head episode in this is obscene

[@XxWolfcastlexX]

Well that’s just because that one was a real argument

[@magicmungis8822]

2:50 this is 100% a real argument lmaoooo

[@Valhalla_Outdoors]

I refuse to listen to Cory be wrong about the French dip again

[@mattattack25505]

Best Of making Best Ofs

[@an8790]

Best of beating off :)

[@stinkywhizzleteats3673]

A ten hour long video of Lyle hunched over a laptop in Chris' dirty basement chained up making Best Of Brapping

[@TheMaxFusionGaming]

You know the episode is fucked when Adam is somehow the straight man

[@scribbly07]

STOPPPP FIGHTINGGGGG!!!!!!!

[@joyfuljulio]

i can just smell the next compilation "BEST OF NOT TELLING THE TRUTH"

[@Lucky-Seven_]

this is actually a good compilation because fake arguments really mean alot to me its how a lot of my family jokes and bonds with eachother.

[@wombedcannon246]

Whos watching in 1776?

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Whaaat? My heart!

[@rando29287]

In the year 2077

[@bigcooltony437]

I’m watching in 1,494,934 AD as a ethereal spirit in space

[@okbye4552]

quit lying dude. ​@bigcooltony437

[@JarJarBinks4ever]

Me after it commenced again.

[@mondo1264]

The fact that there’s almost 5 hours of this is actually absurd 💀

[@wontonschannel]

Tomar hesitated for damn near 5 full seconds before saying that loyalty is more important than p7ssy

[@WiHeHa]

When Corey says "Hat Sue Miku" my brain releases the happy chemicals

[@totallytravicious]

I can tell from the way that theyre talking to eachother that theres ACTUAL drama. YES its joking, but theres underlying anxiety and hatred in their tones.

[@beyondbabyman8760]

Brother thinks this is a soap opera. They even said in a video that they are getting real sick and tired of people like you looking to deep into actually nothing. Even if this was true what do you get out of it? Pointing out that they are human and sometimes have drama? Like what is bluddy even talking about.

[@XxWolfcastlexX]

I don’t know whether to feel proud or terrible that I know exactly where this comment came from and to have the exact context behind this one off joke

[@totallytravicious]

@beyondbabyman8760 I quite literally quoted the moment your talking about ALMOST word for word. Ironically you have just done to me what you find oh so annoying ABOUT my comment lmao (AND I rewatched the entire worms playthrough (both of them) just so i could make this joke as soon as this video dropped lmao)

[@oldylad]

@@totallytraviciousvery chungus, very Reddit gold

[@sammyjc]

Best of fake friendship compilation next. It’s just a video of tomar slaughtering the rest of the cast

[@banditodestiny]

"I want slash! I want poon!"

[@theschnozzola8994]

Same Brotha!

[@KC-bg1th]

That’s literally on my bumper sticker

[@Totema1]

The Cuphead debacle ought to be on this

[@AlfieHolter420]

If Zach is not in a single clip in any compilation i have to pause and say a prayer for my ptsd and autism and bum leg and Asperger's and diabetes and ADHD to not act up 😣🙏

[@OriginSpeed]

Can we get a "BEST OF DEAD AIR" next? I think people will really enjoy that

[@surblechev278]

Still WAITING on your *"Best of Breathing"* compilation, Mr. O-naayyyy

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

I can't believe they got the real James Cameron on

[@Nyexcellente]

"ONE LIFE, ONE LIFE!!" 🗣 lmao

[@kurero1431]

they had to make this compilation of "fake" arguments to hide the fact they actually hate each other and only do this for the money

[@DaRealRoachDogg]

I got a Little Caesars add before the video and now I can’t unsee how much the mascot looks like Zach.

[@aabbccdd4710]

Ayup, it's running dry..

[@knosat6643]

yermp

[@Dylanafewnumbers]

ayyyurpp

[@Eingefallen]

​@@knosat6643"uhmmm"

[@bambino3624]

Nah this one is pretty good actually

[@sefflikejeff1917]

Nah, this is a fun one

[@CadetGen]

finally, a compilation to show my mummy & dade when they stop arguing about mums secret friend minecraft steve

[@Smorkler]

Idk why but Cory and Zack arguments are a huge highlight in my life, Cory being serious in his methodology and Zack’s need to understand the whole picture kills me

[@screamy_]

can we get a real argument comp too except its never before seen footage of you guys genuinely brawling

[@Chode_Stroker88]

i love how angry zach sounded at 41:07 he was fucking HEATED

[@groovytavy6192]

The argument of the small hitler clone has to be here!

[@GrahamMarrow-v2i]

Best of slapping mud with my hand

[@marcopivetta7796]

Nah man, Zach was genuinely pissed off Chris picked chicorita. It made me lol

[@mello998]

The Cuphead video would go hard here :'( RIP to the OGs

[@User37285]

9:05 'its a bit' 24:20 'make the world your weapon' 'why would you do what nobody asked you to

[@5_birds]

Best of real arguments Best of maybe fake arguments Best of probably real arguments Best of okay maybe its fake arguments

[@berkerrang4149]

Make a best of "ooooh" compilation when Zach witnesses someone getting absolutely PWNED

[@woona9292]

i swear that was in a compilation i can’t find it tho

[@cyberdemon7694]

This is very suspiciously close to best of gaslighting

[@zootedandstoopid]

Ohh funny how they put the famous incident in "fake arguments"

[@pyrotechnick420]

Best of Cory Yelling "Go Up!"

[@sethrod13]

That ending was NOT a fake argument Corey had a hard Autism fit

[@dermathze700]

So you want me to believe there is an "Oneyplays Dave" I never heard about? Yeah right, sure buddy.

[@onionhat745]

Adam loses a lot, but at the end of the day he's still Adam so he wins.

[@afand6149]

Okay alright that is it, I DEMAND TO SEE A GOBLIN COMPILATION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, I have been embarking on a quest to find an instance where Zach said the phrase “goblinoid” and I can’t flicking find it so PLEASE OH PLEASE MAKE A GOBLIN COMPILATION

[@saturniidspectre]

We need a compilation of all the times Chris does a funny voice.

[@oldylad]

You’d watch a 72 hour video?

[@saturniidspectre]

@oldylad Yes, precisely.

[@MUTEGIO36]

These arguments and infighting must stop. Tomar needs to cease instigating these horrible conflicts between Zach, Chris and the rest of the beloved Oneyplays crew.

[@5stargaming193]

This might actually be one of the best compilations, its got all the bangers

[@maggs131]

1:43:43 this debate is one of the finest things ever spoken by humans. ❤

[@heretics_archive]

I can’t believe Zach found tomar with thousands of bottles of baby oil that he said is “his collection” when confronted on it

[@pass_]

2:35:02 erm the sonic 1 footage has problems cant wait for the reupload

[@varicosevaynes]

I can’t tell if it’s become a running joke or not because it happens so often. I don’t wanna complain too much though because they’ve provided me and many others hours of free content to enjoy and I’m sure it’s exhausting for the editors to rewatch videos repeatedly to look for editing errors

[@flapstick_101]

@@varicosevaynes the issue with this is that in Premiere Pro, the complete series is never sized to fit and I always forget to size to fit. Thank you for pointing this one out! It's ALWAYS Sonic 1 with me lmao

[@pass_]

​@@flapstick_101the Tomar emeralds cursed the sonic 1 footage I think

[@flapstick_101]

@@pass_ it also happens with Wind Waker; most likely due to the fact its resolution is 720p instead of 1080p. But yes, the Tomar Emeralds most likely started all of this...

[@Dirt-3-]

I can’t wait to see all the people complaining about a reupload

[@RoachDoggJr26]

I better not hear a whiff of Corey talking about french dips. that was unbridled rage. All i’m saying is I better not hear a whiff of Corey talking about french dips.

[@BebieHachi]

"He did tell-- He was talking to me. . ."

[@inksuckeye1]

Can we get "Best of Best of Compilation"?

[@matyasborecky5835]

Best of Armenian Cory when ?

[@kilj0n]

Best of Jelqing while being watched by a ghost

[@lemdonade]

why is there a clip of adam showering in the video😭😭😭😭

[@robotramen4024]

WHERE for errmm... scientific reasons

[@C_flo07]

We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one.

[@LawnXMowerXGaming]

We’ve been scraping the bottom for YEARS buddy

[@zzeroara9511]

this 4 hours long, how is that bottom of the barrel???? if this was 10 minutes maybe you'd have a point but fake arguments are an oneyplays staple, I'm genuinely convinced you guys will never be pleased ever again

[@DrewPickles69]

@@zzeroara9511 Yeah, it's four hours of entirely new content. Oh wait none of it is new content it's just already uploaded footage stitched together.

[@hpesoj00]

Was there anything in the barrel to begin with?

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

​@@zzeroara9511Are you really saying you've haven't seen every one of these clips? They use the same clips in every compilation.

[@MakotoUeno]

Best of the OneyPlays Gibbon

[@NobleSpitfire]

Can’t wait for Best of Real Arguments...

[@Anlettuce1]

Best Of Lyle sneakily sponsoring Mr. Pibb

[@Crysal]

5:10 my doctor telling me what my diagnosis is

[@impaledmonkiejr1208]

My favorite thing is when I go to the doctor and they tell me “you have teh downzords” and default dances on my crying mother.

[@kirbyleggington7205]

Zach getting so inexplicably mad about Tomar being a hillbilly is so funny to me

[@ojtoons2788]

2:05:12 tomar with a old zinger

[@Bostonzombie]

Cant wait to have fake arguments here on KZbin

[@PrismTheKid]

Best of the color brown Best of Jump cuts Best of games with the word 'the' Best of chris getting demonetised Best of Zach going to the bathroom

[@snaggletut]

Best of Tomar being oblivious to the bit that is going on

[@EL_Takuache]

30:26 my mom and dad fighting and I’m in the back playing my game 💀💀💀

[@AWJR]

They should release compilations with clips from upcoming episodes

[@newersoup5202]

It’s so long that it starts repeating clips by the end

[@zan6585]

Impressive amount of editing dedication.

[@punishederic4761]

I love how every time Cory shows up it's not fake anymore and he's actually bright red and frothing at the mouth. also I love the Beetle Cory anime as much as everyone else does but those clips don't belong in this compilation as they do not feature enough fake arguments, boy I hope someone gets fake argued at for that blunder.

[@cringeowner51]

“Best of references or mentions of raccoons” soon 🙏🙏🙏

[@aspookysloth3558]

oh boy more content for my content hole!

[@philipcovington3943]

Almost 5 hours!! Thanks guys, that’s like 10 or 12 lunches!

[@ghguyrur7]

Bring back sleepy cabin, lose the money, move in together and start drinking again

[@MooodyBoody]

Best of... Hawk Tuah! Best of... Spitting on That Thing!

[@TheTechnoSamurai28]

This reminds me of me and friends younger brother in a mall food court. We got into a loud fake argument about his screen looking on split screen halo( which was a problem) he was arguing screen looking was part of the game that's why it's like that he was like 10 and trying to get away with shit. our argument got bombastic enough that people started to record it so there are videos of us on the interwebs somewhere

[@kronzal]

I hate you guys becaus you argure too much

[@valdriksthejazzborn]

argure the guy from undertale

[@Eingefallen]

​@@valdriksthejazzbornwho

[@BradsGonnaPlay]

@@Eingefallenargure the guy from undertale

[@peepeepoopoo7734]

​@@Eingefallen argure the guy from undertale

[@Unsolver]

​@@BradsGonnaPlayargure? I hardly know 'er! :joy: :joy: 😂

[@Randomlad.0737]

Nothing will beat the Cup-Head argument.

[@natalie_v0.0.1]

4 hour vid? Poor editors lol they do good work