BEST OF HYPOTHETICALS (Volume 2)

[@jerodwolf5582]

19:26 I love Zach's hypotheticals that go on for so long, that all he asks by the end is "what do you do?"

[@Valley0fDeath]

Chris thinks that “2+2 = 4.1” is so amazingly accurate that if a computer said it, he would trust the computer with his life

[@HughbertSquelch]

its been 28 seconds since this has been posted and i can assure you that this is a classic Kidnapper Tomar classic

[@robertallan8035]

Hallo guy from 55 seconds ago

[@beacon626]

Kintober Tomar

[@crappypants6641]

*Tolmar

[@superthirstgaming]

You said classic twice

[@joshcole7097]

@@HughbertSquelch all your Tomars belong to us

[@slayparty]

4:50 i love "she's aging 3 times faster" so much, because you'd still literally never be able to notice that change in someone's appearance unless you sat there and paid attention for like at least a couple years unless it's like a baby

[@EmilyAnne1013]

Really? 3 times faster isn't enough to notice for that long?

[@Subpar1O1]

​@@EmilyAnne1013 if the person lives to 80 you wouldn't really notice it I don't think. That's still like watching someone age over 30 years

[@thecolorred8368]

20:50 Is ACTUALLY Zachary's best hypothetical. It was just him telling a weird story, then he ended it as if it were a hypothetical question.

[@ShinyGalarianZigzagoon]

7 billion mice and hamsters were harmed in the making of these hypotheticals

[@Plexll]

Only half of them get you into hell

[@BugManiacRoy]

They shouldn't have messed with Lyle the slayer of rat kind

[@dannyquinn3783]

BEST OF CONSONANTS (No Vowels)

[@321hackertime5]

They edit it out with Zach’s screams

[@exzyyd392]

*BST F CNSNNTS

[@vicentetomas8836]

BEST OF VOWELS (No consonants) next

[@Johden]

Tmr Tmr Tmr wld y rthr hv 20yrs tkn ff yr lf r ll yr fngrs r tngs??

[@bigcooltony437]

@@vicentetomas8836*E O OOA

[@handlermmomo884]

It’s not a best of without Zach in the thumbnail

[@supaB0i]

even best of Tomar has it😂

[@nouveaumanifesto]

Zach gets a lot of clicks, unlike tomar which the fans associate with the recent incident at oneycon where he started to violently attack the photographers with small rocks that he heated up with his zippo lighter

[@sheenafaces]

Real

[@gonerkid]

no one would watch it otherwise

[@komodotheism8519]

Zach is the money maker

[@Wolvinof]

3:50 I've actually read a creepypasta where that's the plot; the whole world except for a group of friends freezes in place, and they naturally go have fun with it. It's only when two of them stop for a moment and drop dead from suffocation that they realize the air is also frozen and not flowing anymore.

[@rhettshanley8712]

That’s so stupid. Just like move over an inch and you’ll be fine.

[@tristantheafflicted]

It's incredibly worrying that their FNAF "head replaced with neck-stump chip" hypothetical is much closer to the actual lore than it was originally.

[@Xenomorthian]

It's closer to serious sam lore

[@wesleymiles8756]

0:23 Rare instance of Tomar screaming his guts out

[@BrentSeven]

Yeah usually he only raises his voice like that when arguing with Jaxxy

[@wesleymiles8756]

@@BrentSevenHe goes bananas when she opens his spaghetteye

[@an8790]

SNEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!!!

[@nydarb6631]

idk about "rare" he often screams verbal abuse at the most minor inconvenience

[@orpheus9098]

Yeah like 3 videos ago he told Zach to "kill himself NOWWWWW​" over Sonic@@nydarb6631

[@slipperyquark3885]

19:45 the sound effects + the scream really enhance this hypothetical to another level for me

[@PinBBro]

Tomar screaming is like the cartoon character known for always being happy and upbeat 24/7 suddenly losing their cool and getting pissed

[@holyhedo]

Tomar’s “pebble in the shoe” moment

[@kiwi_arms]

chris talks about decimating iceland twice in this video, presumably months apart. what's up with that?

[@traysutherland8491]

They've had it too good for too long

[@badazzmaro]

Also, notice that he stopped making that joke right after Iceland got bombed? Very fishious suspicious

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

Okay, imagine if Tomar wasn't a psycho...

[@RacingSnails64]

That's really hard, impossible even

[@richardcletus6026]

The "children raising children" hypothetical is literally the first generation of M. Night Shyamalan's The Village.

[@iSPiNDiZZi]

15:35 Lyle: "OK let's de-complicate this" (introduces time travel into the hypothetical)

[@hsbattlefly]

We can’t go a minute into a video without Corey saying something psychotic.

[@Cleo815]

Still waiting for the "Best of Tomar Ignoring" or something

[@bryantgodin]

Sounds like tomar told Chris to ignore your requests

[@BrentSeven]

The editors haven't been able to get through all the footage of Tomar ignoring there's too much the compilation would be days long

[@ishmaelnemo8227]

Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention.

[@andyukmonkey]

I want a "Best of Tomar isn't even real I don't even know who that is" compilation

[@LeviathansGrotto]

Best of genuinely enjoying each other's company compilation (2024)

[@duby.industries]

These dijon mustard backgrounds are giving me a panic attack

[@HOTD108_]

Sorry, Corey ate all the dijon mayo :(

[@chrisbeaumont4630]

​@@HOTD108_Dijon mayo? That's not a thing. You are writing a comment about a thing that doesn't exist, which is basically lying.

[@echonomix_]

​@@chrisbeaumont4630 Even Tomar wouldn't stoop so low

[@mythcat1273]

19:38 I've been looking for this clip for what feels like years I finally found it

[@garbageyoutubechannel310]

best of clips we've seen before

[@samuel-jam]

@@garbageyoutubechannel310 don’t watch the clip compilations then. Watch series you haven’t - there isn’t unlimited content

[@computerjockproducti]

best of same comments in every best of. (IM LOSING IT)

[@punchbeard]

If we carefully concentrate the clips of clips of clips down into the perfect slurry if the same clips we’ve seen before then the clips we get will be the best of the best of the best of the best of the b

[@strobo308]

And it's three weeks long

[@videonmode8649]

There's a lot of overlap

[@hurricanejaney]

“they still exist, they’re just putting googly eyes on french fries at mcdonald’s now” holy shit i inhaled my drink 😭

[@bearmanjon_bmj]

its so funny that about one quarter of this is Forspoken and Saint's Row hypotheticals because they were bored out of their minds

[@skinoff89]

Not even sure if this is a reupload at this point

[@GGHF]

It will be.

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

We're spoilt for choice.

[@talltales798]

The *iconic* hypotheticals compilation upload

[@GrayD_Fox]

Lyle absolutely flubbed the Satan hypothetical and no one questioned how he phrased it

[@dizzythegreat]

Zach, cocreator of literal Smiling Friends: "Tomar, you have, like, a sick imagination, man..."

[@zzodysseuszz]

Dude that mgs1 death sound in the intro was perfectly accurate

[@somedudenamedcharlie2957]

I left the video mid way thru to play candy crush for an hour, came back and they were still on the drowning in pee conversation

[@rosebudding235]

Best Of Niall Tuah Next

[@sheenafaces]

NIALL TUAH🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

[@SpectronPrime]

Why do you think you are funny when you clearly arent​@@sheenafaces

[@GooberInternet]

there is no best of niall tuah, only a worst of

[@douglasdiggins8296]

24:57 I don't know how many times I need to hear this in compilations but... I'VE BEEN USING NAIL CLIPPERS ON THE SKIN OF THE TIPS OF MY FINGERS SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER AND IT DOES NOTHING! NO PAIN! It's actually kind of satisfying.

[@jack_the_wendigo]

Dave's driving hypothetical made beer shoot out of my nose

[@DaveyTheDuck]

hoping that "what if your gf's eyes flashed red for a split second everytime she said your name" is in this cuz I cant find it anywhere update: its not in this compilation I feel like I'm going insane trying to find that clip

[@nameiswitty]

Its not his gf, it's what if chris' eyes turned red when he said tomar. Then his ID changed and his jaw is jutting out

[@FlacidRob]

​@@nameiswitty and his name is changed to Jutting Jawmar

[@_THEGOLDENBOY_]

Thats from their Civ VI playthrough. Its around the 35 minute mark of the complete playthrough video

[@smeebus]

@@_THEGOLDENBOY_ the only channel where you can get this kind of info reliably

[@Remimi_in_prison]

I think your memory is combining the "what if Chris' eyes flashed red" hypothetical and the "what if your girlfriend's eyes were suddenly twice as big" hypothetical

[@gwina64]

23:35 90%of taste is smell so tongues for fingers wouldn’t be bad at all they would just be super flexible and sensitive

[@EmilyAnne1013]

Yeah but aren't your fingers like specifically designed for constantly touching stuff or picking it up? Would you end up rubbing away all your taste buds and they get super raw after a while?

[@kakizakichannel]

​@@EmilyAnne1013 Works for snails

[@KaponoMonster]

Chris hypotheticals are sometimes so bonkers you could make a smling friends episode out of it! 😂

[@wittymchitty]

Why is Zach's nose drawn too small in the thumbnail?

[@varicosevaynes]

It’s too thick yet too short. Thicker towards the bottom and skinnier towards the top like an egg

[@schwitziitv5475]

This is by far the best 1:14:20 hour long video i have ever seen

[@CadetGen]

finally, another hour of hypotheticals to slowly induce schizophrenia unto my Therapist.

[@BLUEJAYMusic1994]

Thumbnail should have been Tomar choking on urine honestly

[@HOTD108_]

Haven't we seen that enough?

[@Gatzucortezemmanuel357]

No you mean Tomar choking someone who’s drowned in urine

[@zainwinter]

Anyone knows if this video has that one clip with Chris and lyle where the narrator talks funny? "Lyle, how long would it take for you to cut me if i spoke like that?" "Um" "HELLO LYLE YOURE COMING TO RECORD!" "Not long"

[@ninepearlfangs]

I realize it would be a lot of work but it would be interesting to get a Best Of audience request fulfillment or something like that where you showcase the drawings and stuff that people did in response to an audience request like tomar's crown of tongues

[@paramourjude]

i love these freaks

[@kaproskarleto5136]

Ngl, that snake dying impression was pretty good

[@britishyankee961]

I want an hour of monkey roars and nothing else.

[@violetbrokeagain]

The propeller hat hypothetical is lowk cute as fuck why would you hesitate with that

[@williamharrison1300]

Erm hypothetically I knew this was getting uploaded next

[@luc6225]

i would never watch a video with this many ads except zach is in it

[@djsoienejdkde]

what if Zach was brought into the real world and he started leveling cities like godzilla

[@yosh9192]

He sniffs up cars like a vacuum cleaner, much like how Sandy Cheeks did with something a little different…

[@FlameAronitin]

Just in time for my work shift 🙏 thank you only place

[@calchuchesta3196]

Oney or Helix, could you guys release the song you use in the outro? I've been humming it to myself for a few days and I want it out NOW.

[@JJJackson777]

The Downfall has Begunneded

[@Zabrakjedi]

GOD, UNFREEZE TIME NOW!!!!

[@GlassShardBallPit]

This one got me gyrating ngl

[@HOTD108_]

Can I see?

[@butterniphe]

The hairball head hypothetical has me absolutely crying

[@iyelawolf2196]

Been waiting for this one

[@RafaelBrum]

I always play the compilations to make me sleep 😴

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

It's pretty stupid they censored Zach talking about Jack Black, but it's even more shocking that Chris has worked with him

[@markjones3809]

"you cant stand behind yourself you are your self"

[@ethansalazar799]

Best o' irish moments

[@fentanylfrog8403]

1:04:38 The Mouse Hypothetical©️

[@sonarabit]

Did you just skim through the video to find that clip.

[@fentanylfrog8403]

@@sonarabit Yes, for future reference

[@lolzforlunch]

hypothetically, if i watched all the cumpilations, would I be caught up?

[@fahr]

the fire ants rain forever

[@dam2k16]

3:14 opie and anthony reference lmaoo

[@hacim42]

Wazzledorp gettin mad moolah for these comp thumbnails

[@dr.shakib9961]

Tomar vs Angelica 💪😎 Tomar vs Angelica + Cynthia 💀

[@Autumnfurry2099]

29:37 Chris did a very similar hypothetical in the Banjo-Kazooie playthrough

[@msthecommentator2863]

1:04:39 I'd win in this scenario - not because I have some sort of moral superiority, but because the thought of eating anything live horrifies me. I wouldn't be able to get past it mentally.

[@joshuahughes4704]

Aka best of improv aka best of making stuff up aka talking nonsense aka being silly aka..

[@guygarelard3380]

It really does infuriate me hearing them overcomplicate these hypotheticals instead of accepting the basic premise and answering the damn question

[@DORITOSTHEGREATANDPOWERFUL]

I'll wait for the re-upload

[@charliecharles5088]

Did that moonscape flip me the bird!?!?

[@Bostonzombie]

Best of to fall asleep to

[@seansmith6255]

Hoping for them to fill in the gap of between best of gaslighting and best of gaslighting 3 by making best of gaslighting 2

[@smitty_werbenjagermanjense7887]

“That’s r*pe Corey.” “Not in Japan it’s not.” Never change Corey.

[@nepozepo2]

0:19 tomar scream so hard

[@joshcole7097]

Welcome back video

[@ThatClown09]

My braincells are probably dead right know

[@cupidalucard]

Tomar Tomar Tomar! Eye Mæde yew outta clay!

[@ryanmarshall6301]

Best of best of's please oh pleeeease

[@KoboldCloaca]

BREAST OF DRINKING MOTHER'S MILK (Volume 7)

[@twomillionbagels]

22:45 lets be real here, zach would've said "really?" even if tomar chose the other answer. there's no winning when you're up against a twisted mind such as zach's

[@Ramenchakra]

Is there already a best of the best of videos?

[@PapaLuge]

Hypothetical: What if I didn't watch this just yet? 🤔🤔🤔

[@KingOfSpacePrime]

Best of Breathing In

[@meb_867]

ongey plays best of best of'z

[@Wokffe]

23:52 “and that’s a technical foul”

[@PrincZali]

Just in time for bed!

[@dennis_duran]

(Chris discovers iambic pentameter)

[@certafan]

Thats some bumpin outro music

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Chris would House of the Scorpion his 100 kids

[@heliopyre]

1:11:15 I still don't get Lyle's logic. He's so confident that it's an equivalent scenario.

[@sakuralov3]

19:25 best hypothetical ever

[@owene2530]

Looks like my mom's energy made it to you

[@_MysterySock]

I would love to see a Best of Lip Smacking Noises

[@DuckG2002]

1:06:55 isn’t that basically the passage from Exodus 12? Take a small animal, slaughter it, smear its blood on your front door, then eat it so that god passes over your home and doesn’t inflict you with the plagues of Egypt. As goofy as the hypothetical is, that’s not too far off from what it says in the Torah/Bible.

[@zuliusbazworth8627]

Ok where is BOWLBO

[@sofaking8646]

Sad that Hypothetical Dictator isn't here 😞