you forgot the scene where he goes to Leslie and asks, “do you wanna pretend to be my wife for an insurance scam but then we fall in love for REAL?” seriously one of my faves
@TDierman3 жыл бұрын
can i also have one of your gym socks? It's not for anything weird, just a fetish of mine.
@WolfStreak4 жыл бұрын
I love how his problem with rhyming seems to be a legit issue.
@augflynn3274 жыл бұрын
R to the O to the N N N i say swanson got style the size of big ben! clock....
@marsagul8464 жыл бұрын
K to the N to the O-P-E she’s the dopest little shorty in all of Pawnee, Indiana
@myrin2654 жыл бұрын
“you gotta end on the rhyme!” “i know, i know what i have to do”
@jordanlavergne70414 жыл бұрын
B to the O to the double S, do what he say and you'll be success! full...
@adamvialpando1064 жыл бұрын
Why don't you turn that frizzown, upsidizzity
@BeingControlled4 жыл бұрын
Ben Schwartz, as Jean Ralphio: “is your name Ben? you can do better than that”
@augflynn3274 жыл бұрын
Tom Stinter JELLO SHOT! JELLO SHOT!
@kellyerinhannon82882 жыл бұрын
Angelo Wyatt 🤣🤣🤣
@can_can91194 жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite scene of him is when he gets hired at the accounting firm and gets fired within a minute of being there
@dxc56984 жыл бұрын
Gerardo Mendoza best part about that scene is that he doesn't even slow down or anything just walks right out the door. Makes me laugh every time
@spunger4 жыл бұрын
It’s honestly his best moment. He straight up calls the girl a ten and then says, “what up diez?” Pure comedy.
@bianca9520004 жыл бұрын
"Smart move" walks out the same way he came in.
@Kay-ql8zr4 жыл бұрын
What’s the episode?
@willmaxey25502 жыл бұрын
I have scoured KZbin for that scene and can’t find it
@RahulPatel-og2ke4 жыл бұрын
You cannot change my mind on this: Ron hated JR the minute he talked about April upon entering his office.
@sleeplesssongbird76254 жыл бұрын
I consider myself one of the *many* people whom, put in Ron's shoes, would hate JR the moment he spoke of April upon entering that office. The actor who portrays JR, Nick Newport JR, is great, don't get me wrong. Ron Swanson's reaction to that sort of degrading talk of a staff member (or intern) is just how anyone should handle dealing with that kind of person on the clock.
@sya2864 жыл бұрын
Or that crappy handshake lol
@scotthamner9804 жыл бұрын
Tyt
@Rispta7th4 жыл бұрын
@@sleeplesssongbird7625 he never degraded her ??? if anything he complimented her
@Rispta7th4 жыл бұрын
but yes Ron would see it differently
@harrisonmckinney76594 жыл бұрын
He improvised so much of this stuff. This dude is brilliant
@Will-gq6gn4 жыл бұрын
Harrison McKinney yea he actually has a comedy special on Netflix where he improvises the entire thing on the spot on stage and it’s really funny
@Will-gq6gn4 жыл бұрын
Luke Sanchez yea
@Kay-ql8zr4 жыл бұрын
He works at Lady Foot Locker?!😂😵
@ishirchandra64834 жыл бұрын
I hate him but also love him at the same time
@maisie27304 жыл бұрын
This is such a mood 😂
@WolfStreak4 жыл бұрын
And that is the essence of his character.
@thin_white_duke14 жыл бұрын
FX IC Mona-Lisa is worst than him
@alexbeltran66684 жыл бұрын
I have the same feeling towards Jeremy Jamm
@K0BRAKID4 жыл бұрын
He's.. THE WOooOoOOOOorrsttt
@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw4 жыл бұрын
"hope you brought a change of clothes. Cause your eyes are about to piss tears" "You nasty"
@Kay-ql8zr4 жыл бұрын
She was great with him!
@bryanmayfield79164 жыл бұрын
Jean Ralphio is my favorite character in the show. I would absolutely HATE a show staring him, but got damn if he isn't the flavor that kicks this show up a notch.
@vanilkharbanda4 жыл бұрын
Clearly you haven't seen Jake & Amir
@ksharif14 жыл бұрын
“Thank God my grandfather just died because I’m FAAAALUUUUUSHED with CAAAAAASH”
@TheGabrielberki4 жыл бұрын
K S no worries. He was a dick.
@Metalmanicac944 жыл бұрын
420th like OH YEAH
@Skinn-Tuh-Lor4 жыл бұрын
K S “6 Gs?”
@mm192864 жыл бұрын
"Awesome."
@Iproductions04 жыл бұрын
I actually heard this
@ktge50504 жыл бұрын
What about where he and Mona Lisa fake his death and the rabbi spots them at his own funeral
@thegirllikesmovies73894 жыл бұрын
KT GE “don’t be suspicious. Don’t be suspicious”
@marquis9114 жыл бұрын
That's in Mona Lisa's highlight video.
@Themillhouse884 жыл бұрын
Tommy-T you just missed the craziest of crazies: clubs, girls, dancing, naked, MOM!, argument, police, fleeing the scene, hiding in a dumpster, coming here, crashing on your couch for a week cause technically "Technically I'm Hoooomeless". Hey mustash, Imma hit the couch you know where I be. - What a Shakespearean like monologue, give this man an award.
@pataker78754 жыл бұрын
Technically IMMM HOMEELESSS!!!!
@shadowfire_084 жыл бұрын
CLUBS, GIRLS, DANCING, NAKED, MOM?!, ARGUMENT, POLICE, FLEEING THE SCENE, HIDING IN A DUMPSTER, COMING HERE, CRASHING ON YOUR COUCH FOR A WEEK cuz....
@Bruh-vs1qv4 жыл бұрын
I lose my shit whenever he sings.
@aet58074 жыл бұрын
The Night it’s ALWAYS great.
@Kay-ql8zr4 жыл бұрын
Thaaaa woooooooooorst!
@farmorbertsson43124 жыл бұрын
I earned money the old fashioned way. I GOT HIT BY A LEEEEXUUS
@fixyourposture69594 жыл бұрын
HASHTAG: K
@ballote94 жыл бұрын
Run over*
@capta1n_park3r162 жыл бұрын
What's the time stamp
@i.c.weiner68524 жыл бұрын
"Swingers or Wedding Crashers?" "Fred Claus" Gets me every time LOL
@metin54084 жыл бұрын
I never liked the Jean Ralphio style characters in shows but f*#k me Ben Schwartz doesn't just pull it off but he made Jean Ralphio my favorite character in the show
@rent22424 жыл бұрын
Metin Özkaya I don’t know how some people find him annoying. I think he’s hilarious. He’s so ridiculous that I can’t help but laugh
@LDeep8434 жыл бұрын
8:48 you can see Rob Lowe break character.
@MrHomolka4 жыл бұрын
“My pre-owned Acura Legend” 🤣🤣🤣
@Michael-dt9lo4 жыл бұрын
April: Don't you work at Lady Footlocker? Game, Set, and Match.
@DethRaptor4 жыл бұрын
That was an improv line from Aubrey, too. Lol
@niranjanbasarkar4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand that line, can you please explain?
@da68684 жыл бұрын
@@niranjanbasarkar will wait for the joke explanation too
@misaelcortes63634 жыл бұрын
Mr. Swanson 2 Things... 1. it is an absolute honor to meet you 2. who is that hot that intern chick out there because honestly . . . *DAAAAYYYUUMM!*
@bcs20544 жыл бұрын
I love how he's actually kinda a good friend to Tom
@lolaandjoe1234 жыл бұрын
He's a horrible friend isn't he? He drained so much money from him
@bcs20544 жыл бұрын
@@lolaandjoe123 Maybe he did. But he was always so supportive.
@wvu054 жыл бұрын
@@bcs2054 Eventually
@ericmiller26084 жыл бұрын
He frequently abandons him
@wvu054 жыл бұрын
@Edwin C. Tom put a lot of his money up, too.
@wadgoutfool4 жыл бұрын
"Re-think that move son".
@oftenlucid4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to be a Billionaire by then. Eating dolphins and hanging out with lady singers. . . "
@grantdavis75414 жыл бұрын
Hey Comedy Bites can we get an Amy Santiago versus Leslie Knope Binder-off video???
@CaptainLumpyDog4 жыл бұрын
Grant Davis YESSSSSSSS
@daniel-hy6ib4 жыл бұрын
Ok I didn't know I needed that until I read this comment
@devin_so_devious4 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I never knew I needed
@SmokeCaso4 жыл бұрын
0:55 I like how he doesn’t fully shake Swansons hand just a “ ✋🏻”
@dang.91254 жыл бұрын
Ja boy is a question on the bar exam.
@lonisballington76364 жыл бұрын
“Ben, is that your real name?” lol his actual name is Ben Schwartz
@AmberSloatpoto4 жыл бұрын
@@mjbridges Ben Schwartz plays Jean ralphio
@Meltedcheese5674 жыл бұрын
For starters...access to the illest clubs. And that's just for starters.
@11thHrPro4 жыл бұрын
Jean Ralphio is the only character on this show that made me lose my breath laughing so hard.
@thatspecialk4 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you turn that frizown upsidizzity" outstanding.
@gdoggo20244 жыл бұрын
JR is totally right about Ben's tie XD
@adamfine34904 жыл бұрын
"I wanna punch you in the face so bad right now" 😂😂😂
@theponystark4 жыл бұрын
Worst of Jean Ralphio* FTFY Also, "Best of Pawnee Raccoons" when?
@robertoalvarez884 жыл бұрын
@3:02 "Ben, is that your real name? Oh, you can do better than that...." Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, played by an actor named Ben Schwartz This gets me EVERY time. Hahahahaha!
@lv.20734 жыл бұрын
3:50 I love that Ron is visibly disappointed at how delicious it is
@briand79184 жыл бұрын
The last one is my personal favorite. One of my top moments from the whole show. Priceless
@TeeRichards4 жыл бұрын
me too i rewatch it so many times
@nii_amart4 жыл бұрын
i want to see bloopers of his scenes.....he'll probably crack his mates up....🤣
@AnitaSleap1080z4 жыл бұрын
8:19 such a Jean Ralphio classic. Whole reason I started watching Parks and Rec
@gloriempaka94742 жыл бұрын
Technically I'm homelessss🎶 such a classic 😂
@nms78724 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact - this guy voices Sonic The Hedgehog (2020) and does some of the sound effects for BB8
@KellyJoule4 жыл бұрын
He's also Dewey Duck on the new Ducktales and Leonardo on the new TMNT!
@rockydennisthe3rd4 жыл бұрын
He also does improv shows with Thomas middleditch lol idk how to spell Thomas's last name.
@tardersauce35784 жыл бұрын
He was on Jake and Amir
@silong43104 жыл бұрын
Also also he was Rutabaga Rabitowitz on Bojack Horseman
@insan1ty1494 жыл бұрын
Jenny Slate and Ben Schwartz are perfect for these 2 roles lmao
@ryryhc4 жыл бұрын
He has the best name ever
@cj32pull24 жыл бұрын
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce 😂
@DFWTB95064 жыл бұрын
Limited screen time, but def up there with the all time great supporting tv characters
@kurbii52164 жыл бұрын
I want everytime jean ralphio sings really loud please.
@Fools_Requiem4 жыл бұрын
"Dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme."
@AXel21694 жыл бұрын
I'm usually annoyed by Comedy Bites cutting too early at the end of scenes, but them cutting halfway through Jean-Ralphio's last line in this video actually made it funnier to me for some reason
@peacefulliving57034 жыл бұрын
Why do they never show the PILLS BABYYYYY! Scene in these? Literally the best one
@willsintheair4 жыл бұрын
Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa Sapperstein... Two of the greatest sitcom characters ever.
@AdAce212 жыл бұрын
He's the greatest sitcom character since Al Bundy. For sure
@sarasullivan20274 жыл бұрын
Mona Lisa and Jean Ralpheo = genius
@Mexdizzle1014 жыл бұрын
You need to add the one where he gives Ben advice while talking about the woman who waxes him. "...then she ripped the hair from my b-hole."
@elliecallahan58744 жыл бұрын
Jean ralphio is the Todd packer of parks and rec
@tawnygaona91144 жыл бұрын
I crushed on Jean Ralphio so hard.
@robertstimmel11004 жыл бұрын
John Ralfeo sold me the first time he met Ron and offered that flat, sideways handshake.
@ZalRB14 жыл бұрын
"Fred Claus."
@Will-gq6gn4 жыл бұрын
My favorite scene with him is when he gets fired from the accounting firm within a minute of being there and doesn’t even stop walking he just keeps going all the way out the door😂😂😂
@irialefe134 жыл бұрын
I guess I'm OPEN MINDED AS HEEELLLL *i think you're pretty good looking*
@alightened4 жыл бұрын
Did he say “eatin dolphins” hahahah
@theowarshaw30294 жыл бұрын
This channel has offficialy peaked
@walshnormandy16053 жыл бұрын
You can watch this 4,000 times, and the funniest line is still gonna be: "don't you work at Lady Footlocker?"
@animusora4 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy to think he is the voice of sonic!
@rspigner87054 жыл бұрын
" Technically I'm Hooomelessss"
@travislarsen98704 жыл бұрын
When Aziz says Jean Ralphio it makes me laugh for some reason
@nataliac27344 жыл бұрын
This man has Big Stefon Energy.
@moesalamander70124 жыл бұрын
My favorite Jean-Ralphio moment is when Chris and Ann are at Dr. Sapersteins mansion. I still laugh about it to this day
@jamespalaszeski79514 жыл бұрын
*WOOORRSSTT
@hunters75044 жыл бұрын
Ran over by a Lexus is my favorite JR line
@neilyaremchuk67984 жыл бұрын
Hiring Detlef Schrempf to just hang out and shoot hoops in the 720 office is brilliant.
@EnriqueShockwave2164 жыл бұрын
JR revealing the 2 house arrest ankle bracelets is missing Definite best moment
@patrickorourke414 жыл бұрын
The woooooorrrrst! Lol
@jabierpaxtor85454 жыл бұрын
I read the thumbnail in his voice lmao
@tracephoto18234 жыл бұрын
I love when John Ralphio sang in Bens....I mean Angelos......I mean J-Shots ear until he fell.
@tynoki66484 жыл бұрын
“Swingers or crashers?” “Fred Clause”
@jewjewbean19604 жыл бұрын
Dam girl who you trying to impress. Walk away
@AbbreviatedReviews4 жыл бұрын
This video turned my frizown upside dizzity.
@jacobfarrow70964 жыл бұрын
Not squeezing the hand on the handshake lmao
@TheBubblyBartender4 жыл бұрын
I cheer for him when he rhymes and he’s so close yet so far LOL
@tommyknoble53654 жыл бұрын
The way he kept his open hand when he shook Rons hand is the moment I knew he was the GOAT
@flores54204 жыл бұрын
“Ben, is that your real name? Oh you can do better than that. I’m gonna help you out right now your name is Angelo. Angelo, thank you so much for coming out get a thicker tie it looks weird on you it makes your head look like a fish.”
@anythingandeverythingfun51234 жыл бұрын
“Rethink that move son” favorite scene
@kushaalvennamaneni97974 жыл бұрын
the way tom says jean ralphio always gets me hype
@solidsnakeisme4 жыл бұрын
I honestly hate him so much but I love him at the same time. It's so weird.
@alexf99014 жыл бұрын
Jean ralphio dancing with Leslie always gets me
@2822MJ4 жыл бұрын
I love Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa Saperstein on Parks and Rec. I love side characters that make funny and memorable impacts on a show. It would have been fun to have had Todd Packer from The Office interact with this group on Parks and Rec. Just to see the craziness.
@Diiphot4 жыл бұрын
"Don't be suspicious don't be suspicious"
@CNM34 жыл бұрын
Hey are those shrimp? ..... Rethink that move son.
@CamJames4 жыл бұрын
Thank god he got this show, then went to the next one with War Machine.
@MrCTruck3 жыл бұрын
I love how the thumbnail says "the worse" instead of "the worst" which is the actual line
@diy_rabbithole3 жыл бұрын
That's because his sister is the woooorrrrst. Huge skank, terrible.
@ΙερώνυμοςΚόρακας4 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail : it's "The Worst", not "The Worse"
@laylaardalan20334 жыл бұрын
6:28 😂😂😂
@ryanmuller19944 жыл бұрын
Andy seems so normal when he hangs with Jean
@rickyrackz3 жыл бұрын
THHHEEEE WOORRSSSTTT !!!!! 😂 9:34
@Dilly_Dil1y4 жыл бұрын
“Hope you brought a change of clothes. Cause your eyes are about to piss tears” 😂
@handsomeforreal42144 жыл бұрын
What is that shrimp. Rethink that move son lol 😂
@juliakocher18294 жыл бұрын
7:41 LMAO "we got to third base: over the pants"
@Sunprism4 жыл бұрын
"Don't Worry, it's Not gay, Do we have any questions?" Craigslist personals
@taylorvanamburgh48404 жыл бұрын
Did Slate make that arcade noise at 9:13? Totally sick.
@TheDwightMamba4 жыл бұрын
Worst.... with a "T". This legend of a character deserves better spelling. This reminds me of people back in the day on Facebook telling us how they, "#stayfocus".
@efuabondzie43614 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even know I needed this 😩
@kevint94964 жыл бұрын
It's been said before but i need to say it again! John Ralphio and Mona Lisa in a "Star Wars A New Hope" parody would be amazing!