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"That's the second most awkward way someone has grabbed my breast."
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[@imlazydwi9300]

"I'm gonna type every word I know! Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! ᴮᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ."

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

*tap tap tap tap tap tap tep tap tap tap tap tap tap tep*

[@MarioSMG64]

@ He didn't say butane. You, sir, have poor ears.

[@angenishahi7842]

@ DUDE HE'S RON SWANSON, HE MOST DEFINITELY SAID BUTTHOLE

Lol yep tap tap tap butthole tap tap.

[@naterk9460]

That is an excellent rectangle!

[@AlexanderLipski]

"Aww Ron, cool baby!" "thank you Andrew."

[@josephwilson5823]

The ultimate depiction of Ron and Andy's relationship

[@longjohnsilvers7165]

Why did you have to edit it

[@AlexanderLipski]

@@longjohnsilvers7165 because I got the quote wrong at first

[@longjohnsilvers7165]

@@AlexanderLipski how

[@AlexanderLipski]

@@longjohnsilvers7165 I really don't remember 🤣, I wrote that comment 6 months ago

[@nahwot4848]

Redacted is such a cute name omg😍😍😍

[@KwassaKwassa_]

so is adolf!! it's so cute omg!!! ❤❤❤😍😍😍💕💕💕💋💋💋😢🎶😉🤦‍♂️🤳😉😁🐱‍🐉🎂😢💋

[@tok33n14]

Killerman Jaro Nothing beats the good old names: Stalin, Mussolini.

[@madilyn7208]

So is Burt Snakehole Ludgate Karate Dracula Macklin Demon Jack-o-Lantern Dwyer!

[@seren4066]

“weighing multiple pounds and several ounces”

[@OvSpP]

John weighed the same as me!

[@000052704]

Anyone else see Pawnee always mention their obesity problem but never see any fat people?

[@BlackDiamond2718]

You actually do.

[@razhidiz]

Jerry? Donna? Pre-Guardians of the Galaxy Andy?

[@Tostilocos.]

Cause they can’t leave their house

[@guythat779]

Probably stay at home

[@tlahmed]

I always thought this too. They go to such great lengths to describe how large their residents are, but very rarely show anyone in Pawnee that fits the description.

[@thefiesta2334]

"You're weird" "Thank you" April will forever be my favorite character

[@conner3548]

Whenever someone says "You're weird" I always respond with "Thank you"...And that was BEFORE I watched this show, so seeing April do that makes me love her and this series all that much more! (Edit:)Point is that this is a great show and God has blessed us with its existence alone...Must be an apology for Tammy.

[@imshooketh1500]

@@conner3548 I always say Thank you, too, but it kinda became mainstream today

[@conner3548]

@@imshooketh1500 meh... I don't mind it.

[@imshooketh1500]

@@conner3548 everyone thinks theyre weird and its so annoying, like, Karen, youre not special you just had that one shot of vodka

[@conner3548]

@@imshooketh1500 Ok now that is annoying, the whole "I'm different therefor I'm special" thing is stupid as all Hell so I get that, but I feel like if it's a person who's like "I'm weird, deal with it" I can understand that a little more.

[@gregooperio9125]

April and Andy as a couple is one of the best things about this show.

[@Dubois_tada]

Grego Operio the dynamic is so awesome

[@olivertheguy97]

I like Ben and Leslie, they're perfect.

[@joshuabrown8822]

I love it when ron calls people by there full names Chistopher, andrew, benjamin

[@jbmlk]

It’s funny because he goes by ron and not Ronald

[@CaptNeeda1]

and he called eBay Electronic Bay lol!

[@kingbokor]

"We must walk behind the man" 😂 😂

[@vishnuchidambaram7825]

Leslie's reaction to it 😂

[@moviehermit5631]

80% of attacks come from behind -Dwight Schrute April is a mad genius setting up her opponents for failure

[@camerongurganus3926]

Lmfaooo I died! Leslies reaction to most of April’s shenanigans is one of the funniest things about this show

[@Abyssno1dad]

April is a national treasure

[@ORaddlyispissedoff]

Hijabi April

[@siohead9021]

Donna Meagle is an ICON

[@sunsgettingreallow8318]

Treat Yo’self

[@keke8880]

“Sup, girl?” “Keep walking, 98.”

[@Zero.timelord]

Mood

[@that_ginger_kidd0156]

John [middle name redacted] Swanson

[@TheSinisterkelly]

Cool baby

[@justmerc1642]

Ron let a Foundation member name his son

[@Greendalewitch]

@@justmerc1642 Was it Dr Bright?

[@justmerc1642]

@@Greendalewitch probably

[@romanzolanski6256]

3:59 "I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole" oh i love Ron HAHA

[@HAL-dm1eh]

Ron, Andy and April were by far my favorite characters and I don't think there will ever be a character that Chris Pratt will ever fit so well into again.

[@Zero.timelord]

Other than ✨Star Lord✨

[@John-Doe-Yo]

@@Zero.timelord basically the same character

[@ScionStorm1]

April: I'm going to murder you a thousand times. Larry: Okay. (Smiles and chuckles while walking away.) Andy: Take a hike Jerry. Larry: It's Larry now.

[@Royal420Way]

He's just the nicest and best.

[@MasterTypoDemon]

Oh that Gerry, always a kidder.

[@samuelblanco261]

“You’re never gonna need that computer.. again!” *donkey kicks computer* 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[@IsiahTomas]

"Type every word I know." *evil giggle* Oh, the infinite commentpossibilities......

[@IsiahTomas]

.... poppycock.... tittle... dodecahedron... astronomical... torque... tnetennba

[@justTheDoctor]

@@IsiahTomas good morning, that’s a nice tnetennba

[@soulflaya2271]

The way April’s face lights up when Andrew Luck calls her weird...😂😂😂

[@akhasshativeritsol1950]

"Skill positions only for Donna Meagle." She's talking both about the men she chooses to bed, and HOW she chooses to bed them ;)

[@KyleRayner12]

What about the one where she sings "Parents Just Don't Understand"?

[@samigalbraith948]

“Skill positions only for Donna Meagle” I love her!

[@zhivkozaev2438]

“Oh Ron, cool baby”

[@jenniferl.8111]

Zhivko Zaev 100th like!

[@rusheno8895]

"Thank you, Andrew."

[@atlascalliopecharon]

Tom Haverford: Likes: 1) Peeing standing up 2) Sporting 3) Talking about Sporting Dislikes: 1) Tending to the home 2) Not talking about sporting 3) Peeing standing up

[@onean6949]

"that building looks like a boob" 😂😂I love andy

[@poindexterflex3528]

'Let's go fetch this football throw, fellas.' Thank goodness only a fictional character can say something so offensive.

[@kerrid5717]

*skill positions only for Donna Meagle*

[@Zero.timelord]

Mood

[@Disembow1280]

0:52 Seeing Andrew Luck healthy in a Colts uniform still makes me cry...

[@romangrunbaum8369]

You know luck is retired

[@tardissixteen8178]

Jill Schroeder that’s why he said that. Think before you speak.

[@Disembow1280]

@@romangrunbaum8369 r/whoosh That made me even more sad :(

[@IMonkey97]

He didnt deserve the booing. It doesnt happen a often, but that broke my heart

[@jonmel]

Maybe if the colts had thought hey we should protect our qb with a thing called a o-line

[@junlge1513]

"Just like his father, he enjoys silence" Next scene: "So, I found this typewriter"

[@RJTheCerealGuy]

4:31 anyone realize that’s commissioner Kelly also they mention that their police commissioner is commissioner Kelly I love how schur predicts and uses the actors from their shows even the bar owner from b99 is apart of the focus group haha

[@Sarcastican_]

John -Redacted- Swanson

[@Cassi.D.Sunset]

"Admittedly they were right... Because of the calendar."

[@MrPablojack]

Ron has a fish? That sounds personal

[@kellynolen498]

Well hopefully that's not for the baby food

[@porkling4105]

“it’s horse dancing”

[@mrodgt]

4:10 I can repeat this forever!! Hearing Ron say this just gets me every time. April's look of despair adds a lot, too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PM-qr7sy]

3:36 electronic-bay .com 😂😂

[@MrPablojack]

John (Middlename redacted) Swanson Guau. Sounds cool

[@lexirosenblatt6215]

"let's go fetch this football throw fellas *tosses it on the ground* I love sports" we love you tom

[@redengineer4380]

One's gotta ask, what was the most awkward way someone grabbed her?

[@saaswathi8051]

IKR !!!!

[@shmookins]

I used to watch this and 30 Rock at the same time. Good times.

[@tychusvindley]

Props to the Person behind this Channel, insanely good video! keep it up

[@SirKingHoff]

person? Its a company. Making money off NBC shows

[@kevinb314]

@@SirKingHoff - No way man. John does it himself, he's the man.

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

8:46 "Now throw it away" Andy: *"YEET"*

[@sophiewagner6209]

Why is that video the same exact as the more cold opens?

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Man i remembered the times where I mixed up the white house and the capitol building.

[@Ghost_Director]

8:27 Andy: oh a gun I call dibs :D

[@muhyusman]

When you get the fish?

[@seanlee6439]

Tom is my entire mood around sports

[@zachsutton9866]

I'm about halfway through Season 6 I miss Chris and Ann

[@SummerDream222]

Ugh, why? They were boring.

[@zachsutton9866]

@@SummerDream222 really? I liked them 🤷‍♂️

[@SummerDream222]

@@zachsutton9866 Maybe it was just because they wrote them as such yuppies, with no funny lines.

[@zachsutton9866]

@@SummerDream222 I thought Chris was funny, I thought Ann was likeable. Just me🤷‍♂️

[@SummerDream222]

@@zachsutton9866 Rashida Jones, I that you? You sly dog.

[@nickjack1696]

“It’s Larry”

[@TragedysHalo]

That's April! Carrying just enough of Ron Swanson within her! This cast compliments each other so well

[@songbird6414]

As someone who’s ridden horses for going on eleven years, I’ve never once heard someone refer to dressage as “horse dancing”

[@vinnieg6161]

I love how Ron introduced his baby

[@schowd31]

I'm so glad my friends introduce me to this series, same with the IT Crowd.

[@fruitbythefoote]

The Andrew Luck cameo is a bit awkward now...he's the definition of a broken man. I can only hope that he is enjoying retirement.

[@vecchito6169]

"Oh Ron, cool baby!" "Thank you, Andrew." Always gets me

[@gavin9744]

1:55 to 2:05 is me whenever we did anything in gym in school

[@silversadie9342]

I love Ron! He's the man. One of my weird crushes. lol

[@themonopolyguy4365]

I’m assuming the office, parks and rec and Brooklyn 99 are written or at least influenced by the same people? I see very similar traits through all the characters of each show.

[@bellsthesultana]

And also The Good Place! Theyre all created or co-created by Michael Schur :D

[@Anitamustdie]

U must be new lol but yes

[@aaronkelly8725]

The Monopoly Guy fun fact, the guy who created and co created them all, michael schur, plays mose schrute

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Always hated the term "skills position." Tackling is a skill. Requires both good technique and coordination.

[@SadMarinersFan]

RECTANGLE!!!

[@amyallen4459]

I need a vid of Donna just going thru men like a boss- Oo boss moments of donna! I want both.

[@irocid4637]

7:39

[@Mindcreat0r]

Oh Ron, cool baby

[@c0ntra605]

Aprils men bit had me cackling. I relate to her on a spiritual level. This show is the chicken noodle soup of shows.

[@jbre7233]

Paula Hork?! Amazing.

[@chrissiem3958]

1:36 I adore how unapologetic Donna is with her standards 😎💪

[@jessdewhurst4996]

these aren’t.. these aren’t cold opens guys

[@ScootyMcBooty]

Yes they are. A cold open by definition is when a show opens directly into action instead of starting with the intro song/credits. The majority of sitcoms exclusively use cold opens.

[@murabula2092]

@@ScootyMcBooty The more you learn. I've been watching Brooklyn 99 cold open recommendations and never knew WTF it was.

[@zackattackjoseph7279]

When did you get a fish?!

[@Sgtballeslol]

WHEN DID YOU GET A FISH?!?!?

[@DrewDienno]

electronicbay .com still kills me

[@robinlight]

That means part of Pawnee is really nice. I would go everywhere in the use to be Eagleton.

[@Ellie_3621]

I actually was part of play 60 for the Viking

[@MrPablojack]

A bike on the river. Thats how I got my first bike XD

[@BlackDiamond2718]

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!!!

[@Zipyourlid]

Wrong show dude

[@BlackDiamond2718]

rose oh sorry

[@flvvrboy]

I wasn't even surprised that Ron named his son John

[@deliriousmysterium8137]

Greydon Square and Alanzo look so much alike

[@katemyers6210]

I have the same typewriter as Ron Swanson

[@puresolus]

woot!

[@octodaddy1602]

"ah nice baby"

[@FongleDongle]

man that gotta show more love to Larry

[@amandac5307]

It’s not a handkerchief it’s a receipt

[@5T4T10NDR4GON]

Am I the only one who feels bad for jerry when everyone is terrible to him

[@TheLexoDex]

Your not even calling him by his real name dude😆

[@5T4T10NDR4GON]

@@TheLexoDex you're right. It's Terry now

[@Mia-xu1mb]

PLEASE do an Arrested Development one

[@leahblazoff3653]

I remember when play60 came to my school wow

[@oOStarsAndStripesOo]

That aged well..

[@vladimirvaynkhadler8726]

you must always walk behind the man

[@SeanDaPaulSeh]

You'll never land a beau lolololol

[@zachfedyk4740]

the best is when leslie meets joe biden

[@johnswanson2600]

Well that baby name was awkward...

[@Quetzal00358]

I wanna hear the rest of the "Someone's back from London" song

[@haroon420]

Electronic-bay

[@saulolimalemos]

also 'The ULTIMATE Cold Opens | Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites BECAUSE OF APRIL '

[@tyleyden8695]

Tom is just not funny ... hes like kelly from the office

[@Zero.timelord]

So.. I do homeschooling and I have binders for each subject I feel like Leslie Knope 😶

[@robertnove528]

Ron had the baby, and Michael wasn’t there to mark it. So the baby could be anyone’s...except Michael’s

[@LetterheadStudios]

America! Second only to Rectangle

[@chrisg667-1]

RUN? Tommy doesnt run 😂 1:47

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

I’m going to save the world some time: if the next girl I meet isn’t like April, she’s not going to be my wife.

[@jakejones5454]

What is a cold open

[@gregooperio9125]

It's when you start the show without announcing what you're watching (usually with an intro and the title of the show)

[@thatwhiteshirtboii]

Hi I'm April I stole your wallet

[@psyro8244]

Yes