Best of Jerma - January 2022

[@funx24X7]

This man's ability to try and obscure his nakedness only to somehow make it infinitely worse is an enigma

[@wuffdog]

_"I'm not gonna fuckin' mess this up."_ -Jerma, about a minute before he messes it up

[@Anonymongoose]

He’s an anime character fr

[@littlebighead4482]

i feel like this is a skill only jerma has

[@mattberry6486]

Resident Nudist

[@heliotropeskies5918]

his bit with showing the armpits of his shirt to prove the lack of sweat stains and then like seizing up when he realized people could see like a little bit into his sleeve will never not make me laugh. its so stupid to be thinking about that

[@PoorDesign]

i like how jerma saying something normal like eating hamburger helper with his gf is immediately interpreted as jerma force feeding his gf hamburger helper and then he begins to try and defend himself only making it look like he ACTUALLY does that

[@pancakeslapp]

That section had me cryiinnggg

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

BUT HE DOES!!! I’ve seen him do it through his basement window!

[@loroleibusser5993]

you can hear him say he doesnt feed her, what a psycho

[@disposable_income_andy]

and every time he says somethings fucking insane with no relevance to the conversations its a threat hes putting you in the meat grinder

[@Penquinn14]

I love how the ultimate test for Jerma on if he will or won't do something is if a clown would do it

[@juliomontoya8824]

Well, he HAS to abide to his own religion now, doesn’t he?

[@slyseal2091]

Jerma is many things, but he isn't a hypocrite.

[@jonathanwentz2718]

It's the clown code

[@TDGCmote]

lmao from his mouth!

[@sammwich4160]

I don't see the difference

[@SleepyAdam]

"VR is a 1000 dollar paperweight" *proceeds to genuinely react like he's in the game everytime he plays VR*

[@kingding9542]

Giant flamingo running at him, feels real so he has flashbacks

[@Zyzarda]

its not that the games arent fun, its really just a whole process to set stuff up and wearing the headset gives me headaches after around 30-45 minutes

[@mellowmelly9258]

@@Zyzarda weak cranium

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

@@mellowmelly9258 based

[@PhantoFantasma]

jerma complaining about VR is peak first world problems

[@GrayD_Fox]

It feels like Jerms blacks out when he gets the chance to kill and that's why he freaks out asking what happened after punching 10 people

[@DrW33kend]

Green goblin arc confirmed

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

@@DrW33kend Greedy Grinner arc*

[@UNR3D]

I died on how he reacted to attacking people

[@lobdooks]

Moon Knight Andy

[@lipucka]

@@DrW33kend ZOBLIN

[@matthewfriant8838]

I fucking love whenever Jerma’s trying to explain some random rambling thought that just comes off like nonsense and he says with complete desperation “don’t you understand??” Or “don’t you guys get it??”

[@quizzically3263]

YEAH

[@liftfork]

N OMEGALUL

[@barrybobert9294]

I usually do get it does that mean I'm insane

[@matthewfriant8838]

@@barrybobert9294 it’s like gaining Insight in Bloodborne. While you are smarter for understanding, your brain is becoming much smoother

[@Coyote-Karma]

Jerma's alien rant is so funny, like imagine this psycho e-clown making first contact and exploding an aliens head by putting on chapstick

[@keqet12]

He shows them the horror

[@bekuta7223]

Jerma's whole rant, talking about how aliens wouldn't be able to comprehend all this stuff we have, while simultaneously being unable to comprehend that same stuff. Really make ya think

[@diogenesfinewines]

Weed take

[@quinn8996]

I refuse to believe he was not high during that stream

[@sc149]

Jerma is literally from an alternate universe. Jerma is a timetraveling caveman. Jerma is an alien from some other galaxy who got here by accident and got hooked on tf2.

[@saltysalt7627]

The alien rant made me realize that Jerma would without doubt fuck up the first contact and lead to interstellar conflict

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

@Bingo Glad we solved it.

[@sorceted]

my favourite thing abt the "aliens amazed by humanity" bit is the idea that a species of alien life avanced enough to either 1. create a vessel that can take them across galaxies to us, or 2. disguise themselves from our radars and hiding in a nearby solar system until they approach us first, would still be shocked by the idea of geodes, fire, or cheeseburgers.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

Jerma acts like the only possible kind of alien is Star Trek Pakleds

[@id-null]

while on paper it sounds absurd, if you think about it- we can't possibly comprehend an entire alien species evolutionary cycle and civilized progression without comparing it to our own. It is actually possible we could come into contact with aliens that are somehow able to reach us without advanced tech coming from a planet with an insanely different climate who absorb nutrients from the environment around them for sustenance due to lack of an 'eating' orifice, thus being absolutely dumbfounded that we can use fire to cook other living beings and eat them in a burger lmao

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

You skipped the part where things with mass have to move faster than light in a universe expanding faster than something with just a charge.

[@pufferfish9166]

They could use the most basic resources to do that shit,we don't know,threir heads might actuallu explode if you show them a cat

[@taimew3]

The cut from 41:10 to 41:20 is pure genius

[@benvincent6473]

That cut of him explaining why he cannot wear the light to him wearing the light in silence is comedy gold

[@jankleiss2485]

What a great month for Jerma. Very excited for his recent shift to Destiny 2 PvP however.

[@greysonmiller9407]

I hope it actually happens one day I dont even care if he likes it or not.

[@jan_kest]

For a second i thought i made this comment lmao

[@ecciq]

Destiny is boring as fuck to play and watch.

[@smcb9979]

What if he did the entire New Jerma thing just to make the replacement do a stream of Destiny 2 PvP once before coming back without a word, and gaslighting the audience forever by insisting he played it already and linking to New Jerma's session

[@ytrogue6751]

@@ecciq That’s why Jerma should stream it

[@liammcgrath7051]

Jerma: Putting olives up my nose is childish I would never so something like that. Also Jerma: Puts a fucking ring light around his neck

[@petruciosxd1374]

I was waiting for the hard cut to him shoving olives up his nose but instead we got a hard cut to a DIFFERENT moment like that.

[@auto144p6]

with so many content creators i get less enthused or entertained by them but what in the fuck jerma is infinitely funny it is insane

[@darukan]

sounds a bit cliche and cringe but it's really because he's just unique. I mean can you name another creator like him?

[@SirButtRichardson]

His sheer willingness to embarrass himself along with the fact that he’s a naturally hilarious guy and insanely creative makes him one of the most entertaining people in media. I’m glad the internet allows goofy and talented people like him to get the audience they deserve without selling themselves to Hollywood.

[@bananapuddingyum9690]

@@darukan nothing is cringe until you say its cringe

[@thevgm5478]

I love that in Jermas mind, bees are more impressive than interstellar travel

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

He has a bad case of Jermabrain

[@elusive-osmium]

They are thought to be fair

[@HappyLarry.]

Jerma explaining any concept is hilarious because he can take something so simple and act just *amazed* or utterly confused. Like when he was confused how swimming worked and went on a rant explaining what a memory was

[@sr.365]

Jerma beating that little green goblin stuck in the corner with nothing but his cold, blood covered fists never fails to make me burst out laughing.

[@quinn8996]

Jerma: rants about how aliens would be confused by basic technology Also Jerma: says aliens would destroy us simply because we can speak

[@RussianBear42069]

“We have all the cool technology” “They’d kill us cause we speak” “Bees would be weird for them” *consumes chapstick* “Chapstick is a weird device” “They don’t know what food is” “The act of shitting could be world changing and world ending” “PREGNANCY”

[@GlipGlig]

How does the second statement contradict the first?

[@veg411]

@@GlipGlig How are aliens confused by basic technology going to destroy a species that has created city-leveling bombs in the thousands?

[@rescuecpr571]

On God, nobody can replace this man.

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

It will be a sad day when he’s gone. He’s far too pure for this horrific world he has found himself in. In spite of all the psycho jokes, he’s such a sweet compact streamer

[@asoap2422]

1:02:01 1:04:09 don't forget the time when he zerked off 2 ghosts on stream. ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED

[@kirailove4207]

Jerma pivoting from “technology is magic” to, “bees would freak out aliens” is the best thing ever

[@upyoursdotcom]

The girlfriend announcement is the most I've laughed in a long time, why does he have to make everything weird

[@wallonfly]

51:00 Jerma's gulps are always so unnerving. Like someone struggling to drink a tall glass of molasses

[@naboost9485]

My cousin gulps like that too, it's so loud

[@deckerdonat8529]

I love how his chat would tell him to do something stupid but as he explains why that would be a stupid idea but you can tell he is convincing himself more and more until moments later when he is doing the stupid idea

[@rileyorb]

The best part about the olives bit was that he got the wrong olives

[@MaybyAGhost]

The entire "The world is magical and here's all the crazy reasons why" rant seems like the logical end point of the "Ovens are terrifying I hate that there's a box in my house that heats up to 500 degrees" train of thought. And he's not wrong.

[@jestgii]

“jerma do you smoke crack” “I DONT SMOKE CRACK I DONT SMOKE CRACK I DONT SMOKE CRACK I DONT SMOKE CRACK I DONT SMOKE CRACK”

[@Luckyfoxoval78]

Why is Jerma''s impression of a text notification on his phone a clown nose honk noise

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

maybe thats his message tone

[@Cohozuner]

Oh fuck oh shit my text tone has been a jerma honk for like a whole year, how did he know

[@retinas2001]

I like the format of each bit being split up because it makes it hard to predict how long he makes it go on for.

[@SKMphatik]

Seriously though, the mini golf bit where he jumps the whole course is INCREDIBLE XD ------ 6:10 to 7:53

[@quizzically3263]

Going from him talking about how he's not going to do it cutting mid sentence to him with the ringlight on was so predictable but still so funny

[@jetbean9157]

Jerma the alien describing his experience arriving on earth

[@boiboi6847]

maybe chapstick is addictive to his species

[@mustacheman2549]

good editing, but I'm kind of confused as to why you would not include jerma's 25 minute kissing stream

[@yellowdawg3179]

KZbin policy doesn’t alllow someone showing their bare dumptruck ass on screen unfortunately.

[@NecromancerSloth]

Link link link please uwu

[@lobdooks]

@@NecromancerSloth it’s in your heart ❤️

[@Cohozuner]

Jerma kissing supercut on the superdazza onlyfans when

[@sevvyasmr4879]

59:03 his mermaid man impression is Oscar worthy

[@cartoliravioli2391]

41:17 this transition is golden

[@lukekline9513]

41:16 THE COMEDIC TIMING OF THIS EDIT HAD ME ACTUALLY BELLY LAUGJING FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES

[@Anastacia985]

The amount of times Jerma985 says he’s naked is frightening

[@Cohozuner]

Absolutely insane streamer forces viewers to watch him stream in the nude

[@pappyyyyy]

those fucking rapid fire phone noises at 1:14 are so funny

[@weregretohio7728]

I like how Jerma has one task, to put olives on his fingers, and he picks the worst possible way to do it. Typical psycho streamer.

[@tvsupa3105]

This man probably spent like half an hour zerking of the air in a vr arcade store game so he could spawn millions of sodas, just because he could. What a psycho

[@monokarhu]

1:00 This is the first time he has said this in his life.

[@dettot5879]

him coming out of the pc at 31:33 just to reveal he's still in internet cafe simulator blew my mind

[@joolian4763]

Its cool that he's doing variety, but I'd like to see him return to destiny 2 pvp

[@boiboi6847]

JEREMY PLEESE PLAY DES STIN NE TOO PLEEASE

[@ronzology]

Go to steam, uninstall Destiny 2

[@enashimo]

@@ronzology Truly the real way to install the game

[@mr_selfdestruct]

The magic/Alien rant might be my new favourite Jerma moment.

[@boiboi6847]

*applies lip balm for the 199247.2882th time* *grabs geode* WHAT IS THIS???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

[@charliewegner]

1:07:10 he turns into such a dad here and earlier when he warns people, it’s very sweet. the first one is a minute before that

[@flippy08100]

Jerma at the club be like: „Oh yeah, this music rocks!“ *pushes person to their death*

[@Regulith]

I love the concept of aliens crossing vast intergalactic distances to find us but not knowing what fire, processed metals, or data recording are

[@xvi2383]

Jerma is the kind of guy to put a lightbulb in him mouth

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

He’s the type of guy to chug a gallon of Elmer’s glue

[@1venusflytrap]

kirby

[@Machinasurge]

@@1venusflytrap what im saying

[@entr0pix]

i bet itd light up too

[@magnusmanator12]

Love your comps SuperDazza look forward to the every month keep op the great work ❤️❤️

[@notur1angel]

I was starting to watch Jerma's content in the beginning of the month and caught the Thrillville stream live. I am now a lifelong fan

[@likesc00b59]

Oh, man, that was a good stream--I cried laughing a few times because I couldn't keep myself together. Glad you discovered Jerma!

[@anuspresley]

jermas alien rant is the rawest and realest rant out there

[@the_spider_king]

jerma doing model poses with the ring light to prove he's not ugly is one of the most haunting things i've ever witnessed

[@iconsumelead]

I like when he goes on a tirade about aliens he's been huffing something has been eating something that's making his brain go rotten

[@dachshund_gaming]

He said he ate a rotten hotdog before that steam

[@iconsumelead]

@@dachshund_gaming yeah, that'll do it

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

he shouldn't have eaten those hamburgerhelpers. they put some weird shit in 'em

[@mophius]

6:44 "I don't smoke crack, I DONT SMOKE CRACK, IDONTSMOKCWACK!!" definitely sounds like who smoke crack

[@tristenlowrey1819]

Unironically, Jerma ranting about aliens is exactly the kind of thoughts that leads scientists to groundbreaking discoveries. You honestly have to question everything.

[@terrifict11]

how is he so good at sound effects

[@hotstuff6131]

He's an alien soundboard

[@LemmahDisapproves]

31:01 POV: you are about to get decapitated and turned into Hamburger Helper by a nearly extinct Homo Bostonius specimen

[@quagernag]

38:48 I want to see Jerma dressing as alien And have Dr. Smoixchen telling him about flowers & bees on a camera and showing all kinds of examples of lewds and kinks to him all the while alien getting more confused of he’s new discovery.

[@ampelidiousannihilation]

when he started doing the megalovania thing i nearly screeched out of fear because i started watching this for background noise to write undertale fanfiction to

[@addyv3633]

55:47 jerma extends his head to see what's on the floor in-game

[@arigrey8499]

It was clever of jerma to explain "how crazy It WOULD be if an alien saw all this stuff' to cover up what stuff freaked him out when he came to earth

[@lys1483]

every time i thought he was done talking about aliens i was wrong

[@finndarling]

i only got like 35 minutes in but here are my favorites 7:54 jerma assaulting people and then freaking out then asking "what happened" 10:46 he panics , shoots flamingo guy :[ 12:15 frantically tries to show proof that photo is him , squishes his face in real time just to prove once more 12:59 (attempted) brutal attack on robot 14:46 "i dont know anything about oli- what , you think i know anything about olives ? why would i know anything about olives ? why would i *know* anything about olives ?!" 17:31 jerma has to explain that he does not force feed his girlfriend hamburger helper 24:52 jerma spits facts , turns it into alien rant 26:39 alien rant pt 2 , jerma becomes self aware 27:50 alien rant pt 3 , we have bees + magnets 28:55 jerma hits the yoinky sploinky 29:58 alien rant pt 4 , jerma acts out aliens landing on earth again 32:05 alien rant pt 5 why is he ranting about aliens so much , chapstick + the eating part sounds like steven universe 33:00 "just the act of shitting could be so ,,, world ,, changing ! and world ending !"

[@kjliklkju]

41:00 thats perfect

[@117johnpar]

One of the best months ever, Especially the combo of the alien rant and the ring light.

[@Getlucky12]

He bought the wrong olives

[@mtilby]

8:55 will never not be funny to me. He's just absolutely unhinged.

[@pearteas]

i love looking at the comments in jerma videos cos every time everyones like "this guy is absolutely insane" and every time without fail im like "yea no i understand this dude completely"

[@grandemocha1181]

This thumbnail is looking extra crisp, Dazza. 👌

[@grain_death]

i know it's funny to riff on jerma for being insane but his genuine excitement and enthusiasm for life at large is uplifting

[@PregnantAdamSandler]

this guy was fucking SAUCED in january

[@budgetlifter]

goated with the sauce

[@boiboi6847]

perhaps he’s quirked up, maybe even with a little bit of swag

[@dikerdodleplays]

Jerma adamantly pleasuring those vending machines in VR absolutely enthralled me watching it live. So surreal.

[@jahovaswitness6837]

The ring light cut was fucking amazing

[@axmoylotl]

can't wait till the headlines "jerma IMPREGNATES viewer! who's next!?"

[@boiboi6847]

😦

[@Cohozuner]

Jerma impregnation compilation January 2023

[@caitlin8713]

i volunteer🙋🏻‍♀️

[@WiresDawson]

55:45 that transition with the music syncing up was so smooth

[@harrytakeover1790]

48:00 that was this January damn time goes fast

[@mellowmelly9258]

11:19 what is that noise ?? is that his girlfriend laughing in the bg ???? shes watching his stream WHILE they're both in the house ?????????? thats fucking adorable

[@Regulith]

I saw 11:23 & 12:15 while browsing jerma's top twitch clips a couple weeks ago with no context to what he was doing and I genuinely laughed harder than I have in YEARS

[@MechanicGopher]

9:18 Jerma’s Fnaf Security Breach play through looks great!

[@The-great-googly-moogly]

I love that the alien national anthem is just "swa swa swa swa swa" to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner

[@entr0pix]

holy shit the jumpcut from him saying "i am a GROWN MAN i cant be sticking my head thru my ringlight what if it gets stuck????" to him silently sitting at his desk with, WHAT ELSE, the damn ringlight around his neck, was GOLD

[@SunrisenStar]

Jerma is right, we live with so much stuff in our regular lives we just learn to accept things the way they are. the mechanics of life are EXTREMELY COMPLICATED AND IT'S AMAZING WE EXIST IN THE FASHION THAT WE DO.

[@ssharkbait]

The alien rant was like a Ted Talk hosted in a crack house.

[@hat_maker]

23:01 i love how passionate he gets lol

[@yatrtiah]

25:01 I absolutely LOVE the fact that in this brilliant individual called Jerma the alien anthem is just a remixed version of the US national anthem

[@bigfreckledears]

I'm just saying, Mr. Jeremy made me feel so validated when he talked about aliens being dumber than us cause I've literally had those exact thoughts before. Why do we automatically assume that aliens are far more advanced than we are?

[@voisinage17]

Of course it's possible that there are less advanced lifeforms than us in the universe but it doesn't seem likely that they then somehow figured out interstellar travel to visit us

[@MYLAR.]

@@voisinage17 not if we visit the fuckers first!!!

[@OctoMatoe]

@@MYLAR. he said many times “if they came to us” tho. In star trek they make a point not to go on planets where they dont have interstellar travel because they dont have the comprehension they need.

[@SirButtRichardson]

I think what he was getting at was that alien tech and life could be so foreign to us that the assumption that they’re on the same technological trajectory as us (just much further along) is silly. Their tech would be incredibly contextual to their species development, and the environment that they’re from. Jerma was actually saying something somewhat intelligent but explained it terribly.

[@funnypeashootercreature]

most likely because of movies from the 60s-70s, space was a new thing for them so most space stuff from the time was just weird intelligent humans or humanoid creatures with high intelligence, and over time that promise just kept evolving to different types of success

[@Emily-kd2zv]

my brain fucking melted when he backed out of that little rpg only for him to still be in a vr game. i thought he was just streaming the game he was doing a joke rant about.

[@Ghast101]

He has the capacity to see the inherent weirdness in everyday things but also thinks that eating hamburger helper is completely normal

[@MurmeliJones]

6:43 is one of my favorite jemra clips of all time

[@MurmeliJones]

why does he get so mad

[@mintyfroggo5808]

His tangent about how cool and magical the Earth is actually starts off kinda wholesome.

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

Can we all just appreciate how good jermas mermaid man impression was?

[@cracky4415]

EEEEVILLLLLL

[@scottwest37]

so glad to see this comment it was incredible

[@StuffSupreme]

jerma is really good at mimicking desperation

[@FoxeyeValkyrie]

Take a shot for everytime Jerma has chapstick in his hand.

[@EyesackWorley]

When he's dual wielding chapstick do you take 2 shots

[@nikitaborodinov2477]

Its facinating how high this man can be. Rediscovering world for himself live on stream...

[@nickwolfert5692]

That xqc clip should win every category this year

[@Yickerman]

I like how Jerma's instinctual reaction when seeing a dog NPC is "holy shit"

[@RaptorMocha]

49:46 made me nearly throw up laughing holy shit

[@bdollhall]

Dude I just learned about this man recently and have been ENTHRALLED! But I think it’s because I have a toddler and so much of how he interacts with his chat is how I interact with my kid. It’s SO funny! 😂

[@ZuccAF]

I wish you add the chat replay during these vids