Chat, he's not gonna throw that object into his face. Stop asking. Editor: SwizzlyBubbles @SwizzlyBubbles Find the VODS over at - @JermaStreamArchive Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
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@regyr0813 ай бұрын
So glad they made 3 games about Jeremy's past
@Gage_The_Comrade_or_Something3 ай бұрын
Agent 985
@Grapefruit50003 ай бұрын
Jerma is working on part 4 this very moment.
@tovarischshashlikov3 ай бұрын
@@The_real_GorgoJerma using alt accounts now 😨
@The_real_Gorgo3 ай бұрын
@@tovarischshashlikov what are you talking about?
@tmanbonkenbills89603 ай бұрын
All of the times Jerma has had a hit organized on him.
@UseZapCannon3 ай бұрын
Jerma will do the most intentional, deliberate, easy-to-understand action and then go "what happened? WHAT HAPPENED?"
@kalimaude35323 ай бұрын
The thing is, he's right. Jerma, much like the Joker he inspired, suffers from a form of "super-sanity." He is acutely aware of everything that is happening at all times, and is unable to relegate any of it to routine or subconscious processing. This means that he is aware of every minute little thing that happens between Cause and Effect, and gets lost in the immensity of it. This leads to things like holding up a geode while bellowing "MAGIC! POWERS!"; everyone knows that geodes are amazing, but most of us come to terms with that and accept it fairly quickly. Jerma is forever trapped in the first initial moment of boggling at the incredible crystal, and at everything else. He's extremely functional, considering all that. It just means that sometimes, when he pushes a cup off a table, he is alarmed by the noise when it breaks on the floor; not because he wasn't expecting it, but because in order to link those two ideas he needs to think about all of gravity first, and sometimes gets lost along the way on stuff like accretion disks. But he's not wrong. It is absolutely batshit that everything pulls on everything else, but the thing we're standing on is so big it pulls everything towards it vastly more than anything else pulls towards each other. That is Bananas Town. Any amount of thinking about it and you will remember that geodes are, in fact, magic powers. Holy shit lookit all them lil facets in that rock egg. Jerma is our sibyl, our Oracle of Delphi; in his tortured writhings and fevered ramblings, we can glean hints of the truth of the universe. Anyway I liked it in this one when he Hit a Man.
@tristenouvelle3 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 I nearly died reading your scientific analysis of the Jerma985 species, keep up the good educational work!
@ServerSideSquid3 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 This is the most accurate character description I've ever read in my life.
@zandergraffunder27402 ай бұрын
More like hit man pee
@beebo3317 күн бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 This really puts the Boston arc in perspective... I think I need to rewatch the whole series with this in mind.
@Patrick.Weightman3 ай бұрын
**throws body off a 60ft balcony head-first** "Wait is this gonna kill him?"
@Patrick.Weightman3 ай бұрын
24:00 has to be my favorite Hitman moment. The sommelier starts shattering vintage bottles to emphasize the rarity and superiority of what they're being served, then domes one of the table guests when they're not amused - all without breaking stride in his presentation
@thedenseone64433 ай бұрын
Can you imagine being one of the guests bearing witness to this? I'd think he was having a mental break or something
@pengwyn643 ай бұрын
He really doesn't do a good job of hiding that he used to be a hitman himself.
@jeremytitus95193 ай бұрын
He knows we know. The charade is now an established tradition; the vestige of a more clandestine age, serving no practical purpose.
@anaccident123 ай бұрын
Used to be?
@yuhknowhat76703 ай бұрын
He’s retiring from twitch so he can go back to the hit man profession
@Grapefruit50003 ай бұрын
Whenever he kills someone, the one thing people have noticed is his laughter.
@DefnotdiabloАй бұрын
yeah but theres a reason he isnt one anymore
@gabetronson75463 ай бұрын
Agent 47 is Jerma's future....bald, murderous, and without any hair on his head.
@mattd14663 ай бұрын
a full head of bald hair
@FreedomPuppy3 ай бұрын
I’d be shocked if he was bald, murderous and had hair on his head.
@Leachtenstein3 ай бұрын
You just said bald three times
@halfananimalcracker3 ай бұрын
jerma947
@williamrueckert-gardner32933 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen I'm serious
@8bitcrook2733 ай бұрын
fun fact, the "device" Jerma describes at 12:25 exists and is called a Posture Collar. It is commonly used in BDSM play which makes his further comments about being taped into the chair suspiciously apt. . .
@KW-ng8nd3 ай бұрын
I know what that is from it use in the climax of the girl with the dragon tattoo film when Daniel Craig's character is captured and one of these is used on his character to restrain him.
@radeklew13 ай бұрын
@@KW-ng8ndinsane garden path sentence, I thought you were talking about some porn you've seen for sure
@cooliostarstache54743 ай бұрын
He can't keep getting away with it!
@zenhendershott79073 ай бұрын
He's paranoid about getting caught naked lest we see the harness he wears under his shirt
@chumimiii5333 ай бұрын
@@KW-ng8ndreminds me of that other daniel craig bdsm scene (casino royale, where he gets his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen)
@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj57273 ай бұрын
We all thought he was soft retiring, little did we know that this sly devil was speed-running Hitman 3
@bruhcoin23613 ай бұрын
These were recorded years ago, or maybe I'm not getting the joke
@StrawberryQuestions3 ай бұрын
Bro…that’s not funny to joke about, he was such an important streamer to so many people and now you’re out here trivializing his death??? This is sick, Principal bubbles s WILL be caught, and we WILL have Justice. RIP king #neverforgetmarch32nd
@bapplea3 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryQuestions you tell him
@notyourhero16853 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryQuestionsstop spreading propaganda, everyone knows jerma shot himself 42 times in the back right before throwing himself into the Mississippi River
@gababummy3 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryQuestionsLET HIM KNOW KING
@ItsB3enLikeThis3 ай бұрын
11:10 Jerma: punches a dude and then starts assaulting people in the crowd Crowd: *runs* Jerma: Wait, what happened?
Jerma’s utter inability to play stealth games really shines in this game
@crazeddino64213 ай бұрын
In nature, he's actually an apex predator so it makes sense why he's good at this game
@floralfox3 ай бұрын
dude ive been searching for jerma singing the toothbrush song for ages now bc i forgot what video it was in and couldnt find it.. finally i have the jerma toothbrush song and i can die happy
@smooth45533 ай бұрын
How did you manage to brush your teeth all this time without it!?!?
@e1950873 ай бұрын
@@smooth4553They haven't, their teeth have rotted, sadly
@floralfox3 ай бұрын
@@e195087 can confirm, my teeth have all fallen out 😔
@mythcat12733 ай бұрын
yeah, my favorite part about soldier:76 is that he says his own name before he ults like a pokemon
@KillerHatDude3 ай бұрын
Jerma plays hitman the same way a child who's never played video games ever would play it
@Captain_Bobvious3 ай бұрын
It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy...
@kit58503 ай бұрын
21:32 the signs were always there we just couldnt see them
@yamum212313 ай бұрын
Jerma singing about brushing your teeth for a minute and a half is definitely the most normal thing your gonna see in the video. (Thank you for 1k likes!)
@iCookCrystalMeth3 ай бұрын
not even 2 minutes smh
@randomepic123 ай бұрын
you're*
@yamum212313 ай бұрын
@@randomepic12 ima keep in the mistake.
@randomepic123 ай бұрын
@@yamum21231i respect it
@lordghetsisofficial3 ай бұрын
brush your teeth if you dont wanna go to fcking jail kids
@shadowdayz72473 ай бұрын
21:40 I love how he asks “what happened” after blasting a guy in the back with a shotgun
@grunchchristmas3 ай бұрын
54:36 this part of the vid had me dying he throws a lady into a fucking pit, and he immediately gets fired upon and his response is to toss an apple at a screaming lady
@frynsesmadrer13 ай бұрын
CRUEL streamer denies starving editors of fresh streams.
@raspymorten3 ай бұрын
40:08 "STOP SAYING THAT! IT'S MAKING ME UNCONCIOUS" is one of my favorite Jerma lines ever.
@whallord35853 ай бұрын
I love how he starts actually panicking when not allowed to kill innocent people
@strymoon3 ай бұрын
this video is not about a video game by the way, it's just him remembering his favourite assassinations, part 3
@mythcat12733 ай бұрын
I love how he covered otto with the cake cause he knew no one was gonna care about the cake if otto was in frame
@alcxy85633 ай бұрын
the "i gotta get outta here" is the funniest thing ive seen in the last decade
@michael120.3 ай бұрын
i love how he instantly dates this video back three years by showing the 2021 cake
@Dsmky1173 ай бұрын
this guy kills people
@onlyone83313 ай бұрын
yeah he killed me
@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis3 ай бұрын
Can confirm, I'm dead
@leesimmers66933 ай бұрын
That’s what I’m sayin
@noaag3 ай бұрын
"what's goin on, Nyanderthals?" im dying this man is k!lling me with a weapon
@maxwelldimensio3 ай бұрын
*Dips hand into fryer* "Everybody's looking at me like I'm a weirdo!"
@solharv78173 ай бұрын
Love the compilations, but now that the retirement arc is in full swing I feel like it’s a perfect opportunity for this channel to also go back to streams that never got an edit, like when he played the first 2 Frog Detective games
@PinkNoms3 ай бұрын
the willy wonka joke prediction to willy wonka joke to jerma pushing "the wrong person" to their death to failing the mission because he pushed Diana Burnwood in of all people had me wheeze laughing for a minute straight. what an incredible chain of events
@ilyakoni68873 ай бұрын
Awesome i laughed at the moment on 23:02 already multiple times, rewatching it again and again! Truly a timeless masterpieced this edit is, rewatching it 30th time already and cant stop doing that
@linguinithe1st4993 ай бұрын
Jerma bending space and time to allow us to watch his stream highlights more efficiently! Love him for that
@awestrvck28593 ай бұрын
This is where the meat-grinder fantasy began, I believe. The ole winery refinery
@toad14143 ай бұрын
Watching a new Jerma video instead of going to sleep?? couldn't be me (my sleep schedule is in shambles)
@Hyper_19893 ай бұрын
One hour of the concrete level.
@DENOhritko3 ай бұрын
Accidentally killing actual target while trying to hide the random body in the most clumsy way possible - is totally Jerma thing to do
@ramenator44573 ай бұрын
0:30 im so high rn this sounded like a jam
@raphfung3 ай бұрын
hey look behind you!
@bruhcoin23613 ай бұрын
I said, look behind you
@floober13 ай бұрын
look infront of you
@anamebanane74313 ай бұрын
Look to your left now
@chewylord3 ай бұрын
Jeremy's complete incapability to play this game correctly whatsoever will never fail to amaze me.
@Tumer743 ай бұрын
1:10 this goes pretty hard ngl
@Murphoid3 ай бұрын
42:33 It just comes so natural to him.
@sanest_emu_fan3 ай бұрын
why did jerma briefly morph into Elmo at the end of the tooth brushing song
@RralRonaldo3 ай бұрын
YESSSS. Just got into watching hitman streams again and this came at a perfect time. Please continue this best of videos, absolutely amazing and thank you
@bambustuff3 ай бұрын
2021 was 18 years ago…
@WastePlace3 ай бұрын
27:30 caveman moment
@CarlMakesVideos3 ай бұрын
Chat, what would you do if you met Jerma at a Twitch meet and greet, and right before you shook his hand, you saw him make a new save file for a comedy reset.
@herbivorethecarnivore8447Ай бұрын
28:34 47 extolling the rarity and legendary value of the wine through a long and detailed story about the reason for its scarcity while smashing a bottle of it on the table every three seconds is fucking hilarious
@sammyule3 ай бұрын
The gamer posture corrector is just a noose a sitting height
@MDPOPE3 ай бұрын
cant believe we found the gopro footage of jerma at twitchcon
@ThatOneBlackGuy3 ай бұрын
Nothing will be like Jerma ever again, and I am happy to at least be there for a part of it
@IMosuGoji3 ай бұрын
Jerma was in the Grassy Knoll
@vastbard98293 ай бұрын
i love jerma so much
@cooliostarstache54743 ай бұрын
Whenever Jerma plays Hitman it's like he's edging his ADHD
@Fast-Pass3 ай бұрын
11:07 The world hadn't seen violence for 38 years until this moment
@lemurman79783 ай бұрын
lovely jubbly
@angelinageorgy7253 ай бұрын
So excited to watch jerma985 hit on men 😊
@kranky0693 ай бұрын
LETS GOOOOO I WAS JUST REWATCHING THESE!!!!!
@chiefstone3314 күн бұрын
0:31 It's 3:00 AM, and i just got back from the bar. I started brushing my teeth, and the toothbrush bit started playing. Cosmic irony has never been better
@GNOMgaming3 ай бұрын
HE WAS ZONKED OUT OF HIS MIND THOSE WHOLE STREAMS
@doink99823 ай бұрын
this video is dangerous. very genuinely freaked out for a moment because i was laughing so hard at the grape crusher bit
@evybth3 ай бұрын
never knew i needed a singing jerma toothbrush until now
@virtuallypresent99183 ай бұрын
brush brushy brush brush 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️👄👄👄👄
@runforitman3 ай бұрын
5:54 jerma interpupilary distance leaked
@Necromectric3 ай бұрын
the I haven't seen you guys in 5 to 6 days is getting too real
@onigafuchiswamp3 ай бұрын
watching this to fall asleep is fucked up cuz he just keeps laughing maniacally while all the people in the game are screaming. psycho streamer
@toontastic253 ай бұрын
I feel like another chill stream idea is to watch old videos again. Those are my favorite.
@sks2203 ай бұрын
I miss jerma's streams, I knew it would happen eventually but not this soon.
@TheMarkoSeke3 ай бұрын
Happy new year 2021
@zbunk3 ай бұрын
i really hope they either make more hitmans or jeremy plays the old ones because these streams were so fun
@Rorrumao3 ай бұрын
I like how he ramped up uploading all these after he “retired” because of his horrendous chat. Gotta keep revenue up somehow I suppose.
@Gijjers3 ай бұрын
I heard he donates the money to the HITLER YOUTH
@mythcat12734 күн бұрын
Are you being honest or is this a bit
@thewhitemonkey643 ай бұрын
This might be the lowest effort title I’ve ever seen on a Jerma video lol
@everytonnothington86463 ай бұрын
SEE, he does push people into meatgrinders! 😨
@connorfruehe46743 ай бұрын
I watch this one and the vr one all the time
@lordsheen3 ай бұрын
brush brushy brush brush every day and night 🔥🔥🔥
@demapples65803 ай бұрын
Jerma will never be able to pay off his Clown School debt
@mcmooshroo29743 ай бұрын
21:31 Jerma really is Agent 47 holy moly
@c1nnamodoll3 ай бұрын
the toothbrushing rap im crying lmfaoooo
@Ijnekono3 ай бұрын
Jerma ILY~!
@renatlottiepilled3 ай бұрын
The concrete level, a real classic
@Sahbab113 ай бұрын
It’s so sad that Jeremy is still stuck in 2021. Hopefully he will figure out how to fix that broken Time Machine!
@FirstNameLastName-su1sl3 ай бұрын
WOOOOO NEW UPLOAD FROM JEREMY JERMA
@PvtPuplovski3 ай бұрын
20:35 my completely different game also happened to crash at the same time even tho I’m watching this on mobile and playing on laptop. The Jerma Curse
@halfpukt91283 ай бұрын
Actually seeing him play this makes me want to see him play cruelty squad
@markarwashan54223 ай бұрын
damn this stream was 3 years ago, time flys
@lachrome_18383 ай бұрын
i love how he gets genuinely embarrassed and uncomfortable around the npcs in vr
@reanako8433 ай бұрын
Jeremy Elbertson truly is a good(ish) assassin. So epic.
@txmpura3 ай бұрын
jerma tried to behead me in my driveway on june 14th 2018
@fartmicrowave3 ай бұрын
Jerma has such a unique way of being a hitman, his ability to act like a complete incompetent baboon completely hides the fact that he's killed thousands of people and never been caught
@FloofMother3 ай бұрын
Mr bean
@Pghatx3 ай бұрын
luv u dude!!!
@nik129373 ай бұрын
CONCRETE LEVEL is the main thing I remember from these streams.
@dadiscoverychannel3 ай бұрын
This 97 year old channel still uploads compilations the old fashion way ❤
@apxprdtr_mge3 ай бұрын
The raid song LMAO
@right_423 ай бұрын
i want to study this man
@calberorvolo71553 ай бұрын
I was just watching the hitman 3 stream from the archive what the heck
@grantpeterson17893 ай бұрын
jerman is my favorite
@mr.gandersson28353 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think like Jerma, i would have done the same with the wedding invitation picture Oh it's from his older streams
@teoharms3 ай бұрын
I miss him
@Doughty3212 ай бұрын
An animated Hitman film should be made with Jerma as the voice behind Agent 47.