Best of Jerma - Lying, Dying, Crying (June 2018)

[@chancebershaw7883]

Lies come naturally to his forked tongue

[@sakazuki666]

"Why am I A Snake?"

[@laarman.]

How many times can this exact phrase get top comment on a jerma vid?

[@svijj_]

​@@laarman.They come naturally to our forked tongues

[@2minuss]

​@@laarman.Hopefully every time.

[@brotundo]

@@laarman.jermoids find one funny phrase and repeat it for the next 10 years

[@gilbert100emoji]

jerma doing a lie detector test but making the lie detector guy the weirdo and him the straight man is genius

[@PoopooTf2]

He’s a comedic pioneer. If only there were more like him (besides Ted bundy and Jack the Ripper etc.)

[@FioFiorello]

The lie detector guy mishearing "is that peein' your pants?" as "is that pee in your pants?" is the second funniest thing ever. "it's just sweat" is the funniest.

[@pearl3406]

dr schmoixen, absolute riot that guy

[@cyber_xiii3786]

Honestly I thought that's what Jerma was saying since the first time I ever saw highlights of that stream

[@umbra1999]

Jerma is the only person I know that would defend him shitting his pants over the age of 20 as the truth

[@tjyearly6569]

Your would be surprised by the amount of people who still do that after 45

[@EVEMASTER99]

Ster

[@senilerodent]

Didn't he literally do that recently?

[@Veroniccordion]

I've shit my pants in the past year, and while I feel ashamed for, as an adult, shitting myself, I feel like most of us gotta slip up some time, its only human.

[@krusher181]

@@tjyearly6569alcoholism be like

[@moggle4781]

i genuinely can’t stop replaying 1:31 he pogged so hard his stomach acid rose to the surface

[@notNajimi]

He was about to pogjectile vomit

[@Karmacow1999]

​@@notNajimiMonster using its acid attack

[@jackpumpoen]

his mexico shirt

[@krusher181]

Imo that’s very normal for Jerma

[@hatetheantichrist]

@@notNajimi Yo, ur gay and thats not okay

[@angelpierce2632]

You can really see over the years how Jerma's emotional molding makes him very humanlike now!

[@mmmmm9678]

The only emotion he's learned is embarrassment

[@MALware7170]

from all the mold he eats

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

He was more human before

[@deacon216]

Ai machine learning looking more and more human (almost)

[@splendidsimp]

@@mmmmm9678and paranoia

[@watpronouncedwot]

Jerma should do a Impractical Jokers-styled punishment decided by chat

[@karenh.a.7008]

chat would zucking kill him

[@SlimeyBaron]

​@@karenh.a.7008or get too zorny

[@Alex-ye4hu]

euthanasia

[@russellfisher1303]

“No chat I’m not gonna burn the orphanage down”

[@haydenj4738]

@russellfisher1303 Top 10 times jerma says he isn't going to do something, then does 👀

[@KinguKirimuzon]

Oh lawdy this gentleman is absolutely geeked off the yipper

[@ohgodohnothebees]

Zeeked off the zipper

[@thesteamycreamofdualjabbar6486]

Good heavens the gentleman is absolutely spapped off his spoinker

[@viviolet7]

verifiably florped off his floinker

[@russellfisher1303]

Yoinked off his sploinky

[@nak_attak]

Zerked off the zonker

[@Sleepyhead_795]

Dude got drunk on camera before the test so it would be inadmissible in court

[@jameskilduff3414]

"Doctor, is that pee in your pants!?" "No, it's just sweat." Releatable

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I think he meant “peein’” rather than “pee in”

[@youtubehandle91]

“I don’t wanna be lewd” immediately starts talking about boners

[@gastlyyy]

jerma is the most “i don’t wanna be that guy” (proceeds to be that guy) person ever

[@mythcat1273]

The way people other than jerma interact with jerma makes me think that he's somehow controlling them. Like he's manipulating them with telepathy or using them as human puppets

[@maxstinkyfoot7366]

Yeah probably

[@Fhaalkras]

Please never stop including the month and year at least as you're doing it now in the description, its how I know which ones I watched and which ones are "new" to me! Thanks for the work compiling the streams man!

[@RUKOLAKE]

11:26 Jerma attempting to parry Havel and then getting flattened made me jump.

[@petrwarthursty2011]

And the chosen undead just fucking moans I love him

[@anya_screen]

55:29 is the worst joke he's ever made, I'm absolutely serious. I feel like I probably have heard it before and blocked it from my memory because it's so bad

[@normal-mantis]

yeah i cannot believe he said that

[@_Bungus]

Are you saying you don't like fapitalism?

[@MaryPTY]

0:09 he is so brave turning on a live stream with that fit

[@KuncanDastner]

can't wait to use this as background noise to sleep to and then wake up changed

[@jordynensor2081]

:0 i love your videos

[@Ramperdos]

This was the first compilation being added after I found the channel a few weeks ago. Much fun has been had!

[@SuperDazza]

Get out while you still have the chance

[@squigglycups5666]

​@@SuperDazzait's too late, his fate with the meat grinder is sealed..

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

I’ve never seen the full Lie Detector stream but starting with beer makes me like Dr Smoixan so much more dude

[@thisisapen2002]

Wasn't it bourbon? Even better

[@babayaga3098]

Please quick on what planet would beer come in a bottle shaped like that I’m laughing

[@emmadonalson3259]

Hard liquor*

[@Gabbycatty]

35:47 that genuinely looked painful omfg

[@RuneGoblin27]

and yet it never fails to make me piss myself

[@headshot531]

that "eep eep" sub sound is such a nostalgic throwback lmao

[@grey_larynx]

48:28 This very moment is my daily murderer. Sometimes I scream that at random while I work.

[@aiellamori]

I love how his gnats evolved into bees, then birds

[@babayaga3098]

27:39 his thumbs up is killing me this man is so funny

[@carbonated_salt9645]

Thank you, I was running out of jerma comps to nap to/watch before work

[@Adam-ni6ne]

The last few months before Vegas were totally unhinged, peak Jerma.

[@rhinestonemask]

this is one of the best Best of Jerma's ive seen thank you

[@doomdood]

trying and lying, defying, denying, crying and dying, where is everybody?

[@Prep5242]

sneeding and feeding and seeding and sneeding

[@april20202]

I only starter watching jerma a year or so ago so there's a lot of lore I haven't seen. Seeing the origin of his sub sound and fireman was like gazing at ancient scrolls

[@cowboymaxwell]

31:02 its so funny that this is his defense considering baldness genes come from the maternal side of the family

[@redwalrus6796]

The "Hey Jerma, how's it going, I'm good thanks" joke was amazing.

[@turtl3lunch]

with the title i genuinely thought this was a comp of him lying, dying, and or crying and throughout like half the video being like "i wish dazza put which type of clip this was"

[@UnitheCatbird]

there should be an actually budgeted 80's kids comedy movie about jerma going to casinos and having his life turned upside down but then twitch saves his life

[@tarasis2722]

58:39 the origin story

[@creepjax]

10:00 I don’t know why but this one made me nearly die laughing

[@john_dillermand]

6:58 i burst out laughing

[@beavisorganics5781]

Wake up honey a new super dazza just dropped

[@Will-hp5mb]

11:04 I choked on my ice cream, holy smokes

[@CutCopyPasta]

You're my favorite Jerma poster :,)

[@VooDooMusic]

I AM VIBRATING IN MY CHAIR NEW FUCKIN UPLOADDDD

[@2minuss]

I love his "give me my internet back" bit. 43:45 lol.

[@awesomeman8955]

It's been said before but Jermaine Jackson genuinely believing he was in a real world car crash situation when the dude came at him in the wrong lane in an opposite direction of him for the precise reason to achieve a head-on collision suicide assassination during a Boston to las Vegas roadtrip joke video will never not be comedy gold.

[@frankiesien9252]

trying to read this gave me a stroke ngl

[@AdamKlownzinger]

JERMAINE JACKSON?!?!?!?!?!

[@floralrune]

55:30 JERMA STOP TALKING NOW

[@cowboymaxwell]

58:48 SUB SOUND ORIGIN ??????????????????

[@chato7621]

Can’t believe you found the footage of jerma dismembering his victims live on stream. Wild stuff.

[@beeswithchainsaws]

15:00 LITERALLY Patrick Bateman

[@oguncanakyol6473]

İ cant believe jerma finally admitted to being 12” tall

[@Scumbee4606]

i love jerma

[@FinnTheBee]

I can't believe Jerma predicated gamers reactions to Youngblood... Truly deranged

[@TeddyPicker191]

THESE are the the “older” jerma clips I wanna see

[@Profile__1]

One day we will see compilations titled similarly to this when Jerma has retired. I feel sadness.

[@andersoncoutinho7481]

Pre-Vegas Jerma was so unhinged.

[@umphreak9999]

Oh wow, what an unexpected birthday gift!

[@ShuckleII]

2:09 Holy shit he predicted the edgelord from the zorn game FFXVI

[@myriadpro1641]

10:07 I fucking Love this guy so true lmao

[@Dennis-ud2nh]

37:17 favourite moment

[@N0UR4.]

Guys someone tell jerma that weighing stuff on anything but tile (a compleatly hard surface) lowers the number that shows up on the scale. HE IS INNOCENT!!!

[@Caio_Raphael]

6:06 what was the cause of this? I have the same marks, at this very moment.

[@lyric9180]

That was poison ivy, bugs, gnats apparently, but if you haven't had contact with any of those, they could be hives, which is an allergic reaction to something, for example a certain kind of fabric.

[@CM_CM_]

I'm excited for bald Jerma era - I wonder what else they'll update on the 3d model

[@SatiresAttires]

Excuse me? Jim *bean* ??? @1:45

[@Profile__1]

He's so good at lying that he doesn't even know when he's actually lying, hence the booster seat result.

[@ivox.]

CHEASURE TREST

[@booghost357]

19:32 i got war flashbacks of cupcakes

[@moonrox4481]

“Iz elzaaaa” gets me every time, it’s so cute

[@twentysixbit]

So that's where the sub sound came from?? Huh

[@Freezie455]

rip steve harwell. even jerma loves u

[@KumaPaws376]

1:27 POGGERS

[@rhonancort5432]

why u change the title ? i liked seeing the year in the title :///

[@SuperDazza]

Just trying something new, year is now at the top of the description :)

[@vhills6689]

happy jerma pride month

[@MaxxxWellz]

I've had poison ivy in that same spot before and it was terriable.

[@FappleJackity]

I think 2018 should be in the thumbnail

[@JabamiInc]

Jerma didnt look into the camera when he said its not bullshit HAHA

[@natalyst]

omg i finally know where fireman comes from

[@krusher181]

WELL THATS NOT HOW TO BE A DOCTOR

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

2016 - 2019 were the best years for Jerma in regards to comedy.

[@cabersmith]

right before and right after the move to Vegas is the peak for me

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

@@cabersmith everything has been going slowly downhill since the start of 2020. The carnival was his best event stream out of everything else he has ever done after.

[@wahoo42069]

2021-22 were two of my favorite years so far!

[@colinlohden9359]

no hes like a fine wine he gets better and i wish he was in my bed @jerma985

[@colinlohden9359]

@@Mr.SpicyIce yeah the dollhouse was totally shit. In my opinion hes been getting funnier.

[@OmegaMercenary]

1:11:50

[@PaulusTheCart]

Very cool!

[@biqqas7632]

Anyone know the game at 11:09 where he’s playing with the npcs that talk goofy

[@vvulki]

It's the Division 2 E3 gameplay demo thing. It's supposed to be simulating real friends playing the game but they're literally doing the E3 dialog meme

[@biqqas7632]

@@vvulki lmao I thought it might have been a division game thanks

[@klauds6375]

Im high as fuck 7:26 is so fucking funny.

[@nikewilly8404]

Who could have known that the short guy was hiding a monster dong all this time,

[@sharkbandana]

AND BUGS AND BIRDS

[@jamesday8361]

Shmoixan my beloved

[@spaghettimoose2003]

THE GET READY TO DIE CUPCAKES HD THEME !?!!!???

[@McNutEVD]

8:56

[@CutestPookie]

Jerma my beloved 🥰🥰

[@martingarricks6209]

3:19

[@eljibbity]

1:30

[@mimik222]

pissing out of a window wearing a ski mask ????

[@mrbeince8k303]

This intro was so funny

[@Moppon]

2:09 omg Jerma predicted Clive Rosfield

[@2minuss]

1:01:32

[@RUKOLAKE]

Yes

[@Unbocused]

What stream did he do that road-trip bit in?

[@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e]

June of every year? Im so confused.

[@SuperDazza]

You can find the year by either the colour of the thumbnail (yellow = 2018) or at the top of the description :)

[@jordanbreth9117]

11:10

[@voss1820]

I miss old jerma

[@ohgodohnothebees]

Too bad he was put in the meat grinder by the new "Jerma"

[@SC_3]

@@ohgodohnothebees Some of the mystery meat, found floating in Lake Mead 😳

[@1jhavus]

Slicing clips is actually so uncomfortable. I would rather watch all of them from the beggining to the end than like this

[@SamiClouded]

YIPPEE!!!

[@roham6897]

12 fucking inches?

[@makitard]

surprised me too, thought he was at least a few feet tall

[@vincent78433]

YEEESSSS!