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@crusadercarl6269Ай бұрын
Jerma would get the symbiote and never notice.
@ChronicJaywalkerАй бұрын
he is the symbiote
@leafknivesАй бұрын
as if he doesn't have one already 😏
@crusadercarl6269Ай бұрын
@@leafknives The first step to getting help is admitting you have a problem. The original comment was: "Would" 😏
@Flesh_WizardАй бұрын
Jerma would eat it
@ufofighter16Ай бұрын
Jerma would defeat Venom by simply scaring the symbiote off of him with his presence
@StripezTheBeastАй бұрын
Jerma would be a background character that would massively overact everything, get crushed by rubble in one scene and then later on be seen eating a hotdog, completely oblivious to spiderman or the fact that they were filming. He would be the ultimate Spider-man extra.
@SzanthАй бұрын
And he would be *devouring* that hotdog. He would be eating it from the side, like a person has never done on purpose before, and he would be visibly sickened by having done so.
@JohnWick-rh1zzАй бұрын
he would be the super powered 8th dimensional who just so happen to be a spiderman fan
@BierBart12Ай бұрын
@@Szanth He'd be sickened for 2 seconds, then try to strike a pose at the camera right when the scene changes
@delirious323Ай бұрын
my favorite jerma spiderman moment is when he dropped the mask he was using to cover himself and it shatters and he runs away
@mark69realАй бұрын
i read that last part as the mask runs away
@Banana-xk1gsАй бұрын
@@mark69real the mask falls down, breaks and every individual broken piece crawls away
@mark69realАй бұрын
@@Banana-xk1gs just how i imagined it
@radioactiveseaotterАй бұрын
Just as god intended
@Yohane204Ай бұрын
That's what the Mask is! That's what the point of the mask is!
@halfmettlealchemist8076Ай бұрын
I can’t believe Jerma threw that girl off the Golden Gate Bridge while wearing a goblin mask live on stream
@ib7566Ай бұрын
I thought that was hoover dam
@kristiansou3763Ай бұрын
Hello Roy. Hope it's not raining there right now.
@i_barely_hee-know_herАй бұрын
New York's famous golden gate bridge 🗼
@JaycodaJrАй бұрын
My name is Jeremy Elbertson… and I… am The Giant Enemy Spider.
@EingefallenАй бұрын
Why is it marked with a search hyperlink. Who has these ideas at yt hq
@JaycodaJrАй бұрын
@@Eingefallen Huhhh???
@jackw.1342Ай бұрын
@@Eingefallen lmfao the diddd. "Giant Enemy Spider" is a recommended search from KZbin 😅
@davido5317Ай бұрын
@@Eingefallenmalware does that
@JaycodaJrАй бұрын
@@davido5317 Yeah, could be. I don’t even see it.
@biggiecheese2111Ай бұрын
PHYSCO STREAMER REPEATEDLY KILLS SPIDERMAN
@rreprah9515Ай бұрын
what an absolute fizz-co
@gg-hreggАй бұрын
his level of commitment to bad bits is so admirable. I can’t even commit that hard to good bits
@wingedbeegoddess7392Ай бұрын
The "seamless transition to cutscene" bit where he just dangles in the air killed me the second time it happened
@bigbeefscorchoАй бұрын
54:01 this moment is so funny, he goes from neutral/leaning-toward-liking, to hating it, to liking it again, to being so crazy about it he never wants to take it off.
@HarborKidАй бұрын
in the photo missions he keeps immediately dropping to the ground and walking like a normal person, like bro you're playing Man
@sierracrowe3473Ай бұрын
He's playing Tobey Maguire -Man
@user-vc8pu5vk6zАй бұрын
Man is from Alsume,this is -Man
@JermavenusАй бұрын
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
@connor7603Ай бұрын
Whoever got him into that spiderman suit during the green screen stream is gonna have a lot of friends in the ninth circle
@redfoxdog1Ай бұрын
what does this mean
@thegoblinking279Ай бұрын
@@redfoxdog1 “Ninth circle” refers to the innermost layer of heaven as it was described in Dante’s Inferno. Basically our friend connor here is saying that putting jerma in the spiderman suit was a great gift to humanity, and not only has this act guaranteed this person a seat in Heaven, it will also net them a bunch of cool angel friends who appreciate their work.
@redfoxdog1Ай бұрын
@@thegoblinking279 gotchya, i only ever read Inferno and was wondering how the suit betrayed him 😅
@duplicatedIncidentАй бұрын
@@redfoxdog1 hes lying by the way ninth circle means the bottom of hell and the worst part.
@redfoxdog1Ай бұрын
@@duplicatedIncident still doesn't explain wrong with the spiderman suit. i may be stupid but what's so bad about it?
@King-BubelАй бұрын
My favorite part is the idea of spider man becoming scared that people can see his bulge and his solution being to attach a plastic mask of his own face over his crotch
@semyfallАй бұрын
35:04 idfk why but the fact the he took the picture while the guy was falling made me genuinely laugh so hard I started to fucking choke so hard i almost died no joke
@tommybrown8210Ай бұрын
The levitation bit is honestly super funny 😭
@lv.2073Ай бұрын
36:17 Elderly Spider-Man is an INCREDIBLE concept
@ara-draw199Ай бұрын
Far from Boston: Spijerman
@LinzRoboАй бұрын
That very first clip proves that the Spiderman PS1 Stan Lee tutorial is clearly the superior way to teach a player
@chipredactedАй бұрын
Jerma I have been waiting for this video for years thank you. I am crying
@Banana-xk1gsАй бұрын
my god
@Stapler42Ай бұрын
for future me, gasp is at 33:00, train accident is at 1:02:49
@lcslndmtАй бұрын
Once we start running out of games to make Jerma compilations on and we start getting videos like "Jerma Best Of Skate 3", you'll know we're in real trouble.
@theturtlepopeАй бұрын
We've come full circle. This is the one-time-only yearly channel spiderman doctor's appointment.
@Soulraven2735Ай бұрын
I can't believe Jerma fell for the "Kingpin is just a fat guy" thing.
@SarcasticWandererАй бұрын
36:35 I love for this bit he's in the Homecoming suit. Y'know, the one that Tom Holland wears, the youngest fucking actor to play Spider-man and he's hobbling around like a old man 😆
@moeezSАй бұрын
1:09:30 Jerma's improv humour is so good that when he makes a joke that the Spider Noir outfit looks so unfit for the summer and he must be feeling really hot inside, he finds the perfect spot to make it seem like Spidey is steaming!
@user-zo4sh9hr2dАй бұрын
oh my god, i didn't even reilize it, that's genious
@battlestarnomoreАй бұрын
Don't forget the hyphen between Spider & Man.
@iowasucks949418 күн бұрын
Spider-&-Man
@lsdxhostile8245Ай бұрын
1:06:35 that scream sounds like the old scream rust used to have when you went down LOL
@laarman.Ай бұрын
a spiderman video is a sign that a jerma channel is on its last legs
@blu298Ай бұрын
how the fuck did that lady get up on that bus stop roof on the right 2:08
@moeezSАй бұрын
Don't underestimate New Yorkers.
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625Ай бұрын
Cause most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes. Peep the Horror.
@feller6766Ай бұрын
this GAME really makes you FEEL like a PSYCHO streamer
@twistedofficialАй бұрын
15:57 man he REALLY hit those notes
@volynxАй бұрын
Jerma spotted 23:20 bottom right
@Waheeeey2 күн бұрын
I love the three clips at 1:38:13 Taskmaster saying it’s going great for him while getting his ass beat, and the silliness of the skull mask
@MicahMotionАй бұрын
I hate how I never got to experience a Jerma stream because I just started watching his stuff like last month 😭
@davido5317Ай бұрын
Jerma? Ha, more like sperma.
@KingKriptorАй бұрын
Did anybody else notice the Taxi sinking into the ground at 2:14 on the left?
@fullmetaIdipshitАй бұрын
Then on the right there’s a lady on top of the buss stop 2:06
@zbunk8260Ай бұрын
@@fullmetaIdipshitlmao good eyes
@HipHopLuvr22889Ай бұрын
I am a brand new fan of yours and I have to thank you for posting. This has made me so happy
@lucasnadamas9317Ай бұрын
The subtlety of this spiderman being a blood-crazed murderous maniac is so constantly funny to me. Like 14:50 or 15:37 or 16:38 make me CRY, especially when it's VIOLENTLY nonchelant like 17:49, funniest shit ever
@KinodawkerАй бұрын
Editor change the title NOW, there’s hyphen between spider and man it’s Spider-Man. He’s not like Superman or Batman, don’t make me call the press on your ass.
@KinodawkerАй бұрын
I can’t believe something this egregious was up for an entire day. Shaking my head
@empressassassin9975Ай бұрын
Jerma this edit is so good. Kudos to you or whoever edited this.
@theclipman9283Ай бұрын
Community Jake
@EuanverseАй бұрын
The tiny friendly spijerman! *beatboxing*
@casikleАй бұрын
going from the re8 stream to this shows me that jerma cannot be trusted with a photo mode
@GreaserManАй бұрын
Hyphen.
@Captain_BobviousАй бұрын
Its like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy..
@ShotgunSurge0n058Ай бұрын
these are so unfunny
@petrwarthursty2011Ай бұрын
These are hilarious
@UFL3Ай бұрын
These are
@gonzaloenzomartinez2055Ай бұрын
These
@mikeyb0121Ай бұрын
The duality of man
@googlyeyesonmybeanieАй бұрын
LETS FUCKING GO JERMA
@croww_barАй бұрын
now that second jerma is retired when are we getting third jerma
@uwubewwah6412Ай бұрын
The Amazing Jermaman
@mythcat1273Ай бұрын
Jerma is trying so hard to pretend he's not totally incapable of being serious during these cutscenes
@mook_10Ай бұрын
he's so real for using the ben reilly suit for like most of the game
@J_MarvАй бұрын
Jerma presents: The "special" spiderman
@ChronicJaywalkerАй бұрын
bitten by a radioactive streamer
@wyitzyk15 күн бұрын
Mentioning the Mad Catz turbo controller is such a deep cut
@AngusNielsen24 күн бұрын
The bit where he gives chat control and they almost instantly go to turn it off is absolute comedy.
@graemehughes34410 күн бұрын
This game truly makes you feel like spijerman
@isacraddАй бұрын
9:20 could’ve sworn that “got it” came from jerma
@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727Ай бұрын
The deal is NOT on the TABLE SPIDERMAN
@persiancat7294Ай бұрын
Sadamesus husseist blesses this video
@AburaishiАй бұрын
38:20 Oh my god why are these sounds so fucking WET, I lost my mind listening to this
@BarfDrinker343Ай бұрын
ill find you again jerma
@loganmd22Ай бұрын
he NEEDS to play the next two Spider-Man games. these streams are so funny
@ramaluminusАй бұрын
Haven't watched all the way, but if there's no robot spiderman from grab that auto, I'm gonna slightly bummed out and go on with my day.
@user-sp2yu9zt6hАй бұрын
"new powers look" for some reason that is so much funnier then it needs to be.
@user-me2ff5tm7eАй бұрын
Jerma is still peak
@hamchurger4566Ай бұрын
This is so old i didnt even know he played this
@steveyip13mАй бұрын
He farts even more than usual during games that get him excited, rapid fire quick and powerful ones like a light machine gun
@visitingwildsАй бұрын
bro?
@steveyip13mАй бұрын
@@visitingwilds yeah?
@petrwarthursty2011Ай бұрын
Very interesting observation, thanks for sharing steveyip13m!
@steveyip13mАй бұрын
@@petrwarthursty2011 🌼🧷🚼
@CruisinBenАй бұрын
He truly abandoned us
@brianroberts747220 күн бұрын
1:30 in and jerma has already done something I never knew you could having gotten platinum in the game
@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld2 күн бұрын
jerma gets a kick out of beating up evil doers (the lower class)
@erops7933Ай бұрын
X men 2 best of the trilogy and by far
@_flinthills_Ай бұрын
that MJ elevator bit was great
@DwarfElvishDiplomacyАй бұрын
Spiderman: I dont kill Stickyjermaman: shit happens
@lithium444Ай бұрын
Jerma looks like Spiderman’s stunt double
@aortaplatinumАй бұрын
This video really makes you FEEL like you're watching Jerma playing Spider-Man
@griffingrider8025Ай бұрын
I pray he randomly plays spiderman 2 someday
@plantceyАй бұрын
Jeremey Nine-hundred Eighty Five, batchests his way through Spider-Man
@AustrvegАй бұрын
my heart had three palpatations when i receieved this notification, thanks jeorm
@BlaurotАй бұрын
When Chat peeps the Horror but you survive
@roo.pzz4380Ай бұрын
the sound design and everything in this game is amazing but i still love how it occasionally glitches and weird shit happens
@sorenfarleyАй бұрын
Spijerman
@ohnowaitwhat3127Ай бұрын
Jeremy Parker.
@cursedbeans5560Ай бұрын
Jeter jarker
@imcookinsumramenАй бұрын
That stupid skull mask just made the entire sad serious endgame into a comedy. Like, hey, watch us try to perform surgery on a skeleton lmao
@lottjiАй бұрын
Aunt May is dying and Jerma is making jokes
@classicmax7946 күн бұрын
1:10:43 it's jokes like this that make me think jerma would be an excellent tv comedy writer
@mikeywithabАй бұрын
favorite part is where he just started watching X2 while yapping about nightcrawler during a spider-man stream i'm in nerd heaven rn love spider-man, love nightcrawler, love the x-men, and love jerma :)
@user-de1nz1tl6oАй бұрын
I truly do enjoy this mans content.
@boiledegg42727 күн бұрын
I prefer when MJ is a conspiracy theorist and makes Peter think time isn’t real and that’s he’s a figment of her imagination
@CJGriesmeyerАй бұрын
Can confirm there's only allowed to be on cop in GCT
@Samarium97Ай бұрын
He makes me want to play spiderman
@LusiggyАй бұрын
This was my favorite game he ever streamed, I wish he would do the other ones.
@OwlKittoАй бұрын
37:54 *Jerma Is Going To Regret Making That Noise*
@ItsRyanHelloАй бұрын
Were reaching oneyplays levels of "Best of" compilations
@BlaurotАй бұрын
Jerma is retired, whats Oneyolays excuse. They still have time to edit everytime they breathed funny (3 hours) but not to sit down for an hour to play a game. (I am mad because YIIK Finale never came out and its been actual YEARS)
@DitzyBearАй бұрын
@@Blaurot1. YiiK finale is cancelled, officially 2. They don’t edit the videos, people they hire do 3. Oney has a game he’s developing and a band now, Zach has his own show on top of a myriad of other things, tomars a full time voice actor, etc. it’s not like they just sit on their asses all day and do nothing
@jaeydecАй бұрын
@@DitzyBear I was so excited for the yiik finale tho damn
@TomatoKing1817Ай бұрын
@@DitzyBearWhat's that about a band? I haven't watched them in a while.
@RickJaegerАй бұрын
jerma here with another gameplay commentary
@LunaLinkleАй бұрын
I thought for a sec he was gonna keep the levitation bit going for the whole video
@accuratecompliment28 күн бұрын
thought we were going to see another spiderman channel update, close enough
@MrMateloiАй бұрын
I can't believe that Jerma is in prison for life for child endangerment...
@DookieStain007Ай бұрын
sounds like the guhnome meme is still prominent in this universe
@NAAH091Ай бұрын
Holy fuck Jerma just somehow perfectly knowing every line of that Nightcrawler scene is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 32:54
@darkdimeondcadenvlogs53856 күн бұрын
Spider-Jerma should be in the next spider-man into the spider-verse movie.
@dlfhtr-o8xАй бұрын
EVERY GAME HAS THE SAW PUZZLE
@chickendada8652Ай бұрын
Jerma is pulling an oneyplays
@TylerInAZ29 күн бұрын
1:38:54 my absolute favorite moment perfect zoom kills me every time
@plastiktuten3866Ай бұрын
oh Jerma, I love you
@KimberlyMartin-bg8jiАй бұрын
Appreciate the honesty in your videos, it's rare these days