Best of judge alvin valkenheizer

[@sithlord32786]

The level of genius at work here is simply astonishing! God bless you, Dan Akroyd.

[@iWantaBTSsandwich]

One of the greatest movies of all time

[@jenniferhalliwell416]

I can remember seeing this as a kid and I swear I thought it was a horror movie! Shame they never show it anymore

[@drakeloki4214]

Man I loved this movie when I was younger because of all the weird stuff and I liked seeing the gadgets and hidden or rigged furniture.

[@Paul-cl3sy]

Dude! Me too, I was always afraid they would never get out of the house.I thought it was a scary movie, I never realized it was a comedy.

[@k3ith29]

Drake Loki This is an alchemy movie... that judge is kinda like karma lol. mufarum mechanicarum

[@drakeloki4214]

k3ith29 It might be because it is late when reading your comment but I have no freaking clue what the hell you just said or what you mean.

[@k3ith29]

Drake Loki It's OK. that was Latin. Alchemy is a science, but it's one that uses correspondence..... It's like magic with fleshy body.

[@k3ith29]

Drake Loki Paracelsus.... Plant alchemy is called spagyrics.

[@projectzoogunner8474]

This movie is Pure Genius. Loved it as a kid. Still love it today. Can watch it over and over.

[@donjuan697]

I remember this movie nothing but trouble.. Watched it a lot of times when i was young.. Classic...

[@Gitfiddle]

The amount of money and time that must of been spent to build these sets are hard to image. And the studio just left Dan Aykroyd alone??? It’s shocking what he got away with. I love this movie. It’s so strange and weird and wonderful. It’s almost a horror movie.

[@jldog134]

I don't know why Dan Aykroyd wasn't considered for the role of the Penguin just imagine it, Judge Alvin Valkenheizer sounds alot like something Oswald Cobblepot would sound like.

[@DineNastyLakers]

@@jldog134 devito was amazing in that role

[@steverakes6182]

They used their own money for the sets, and it cost them a fortune.

[@mrx4524]

Not to mention the money it took for props especially for the interior and exterior of the mansion to make it look hoarded.

[@danielvanr.8681]

*must _have_ (must've) Is "of" really a verb in your world?

[@jameshalleluyah8133]

This movie is my favorite dark comedy of all time and yet somehow the universe hates it. The lines from the Great Reeve alone are worth watching the movie for.

[@TheShoclone]

Banker .....man that has stuck with me my entire life lmao

[@Vixen743]

WHY PEOPLE HATE IT IS BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST FUCKED UP MOVIE EVER

[@thirdgen377]

@@Vixen743 How is it the most fucked up? You must not have seen very many movies because this one is tame in comparison to the really fucked up movies.

[@thirdgen377]

@@Vixen743 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIWbppqvh9yWgcU Check these movies out and see if you feel the same.

[@naturesfinest4871]

This movie is great...Dan Ackroyd deserves a ton of praise for all he put into it...

[@tjw8t1]

"JUST ABOUT THE FINEST OUTHOUSE WALLPAPER YOU'VE EVER SEEN!"

[@snowballbrown]

Do you know what those stock certificates are worth today

[@devourerofbabies]

Here's how I like 'em, and I suggest you have 'em the same way. Go ahead there folks, go ahead and fix yourself up a couple of dogs!

[@Pontan145]

"Banker?" still to this day try to get this line into a conversation but it never works lol and everytime you bbq hot dogs its a given line! :)

[@Johnny.1965]

Nothing better after a long day on the road like a nice warm glass of Hawaiian punch...

[@eccentricorgan]

I miss John Candy!

[@tamrinto]

Don't we all.

[@wazzaba1118]

pain

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

The moment on 1:23 on Candy's policeman going "No, sir, no wedding, moving violation." is a great foreshadowing - he was trying to save idiot's ass from the forced wedding that came afterwards.

[@Metalkid1500]

In that forced wedding, there was 3 rings. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

@@Metalkid1500 Kinda redundant if you ask me ! All three sound like a precisely same thing ! *AAAAAYYYYY, I made a funny !!!*

[@Metalkid1500]

@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 AYYYY XD

[@alexdelarge1652]

This is one of those movies, that it’s rather you love it or hate it, me personally I loved it.

[@bradmedicus]

Hoola hoola hoola, the boola boola boola! Look who's got the front seats at the Mexican hat dance now! L M A O

[@princewes]

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake

[@Lee_Plenty]

bradmedicus. I quoted this at my cousins wedding

[@pcdude18]

LMAO!

[@johnyoung5395]

THE CATS EYE WILL SPIN!! LMAO

[@billgateskilledmyuncle23]

I can't believe how convincing John Candy looks as a woman.

[@dianahanna170]

😄😄😄

[@stevendavis718]

Eldonia lets it all hang out at night

[@LadyBoomstick]

This movies is great. Thank you, Dan Aykroyd

[@TheOldOakSyndicate]

I think this movie is in my personal Top-10 favorite movies of all time...Seriously. I mean they're eating hot dog on lite bread for cryin out loud, what's not to love?

[@John.Heyman]

***** Thinking about it.. The hot dogs are made with the people that ride the bone stripper. it makes sense

[@TheOldOakSyndicate]

samejohnboy Yeah...come to think of it they probably were...They looked gross enough, like they were boiled or something...

[@rjn8001]

+TheOldOakSyndicate Dutch country hefers. PRIIIZE WINNERS.

[@bblancobrnx1]

+R JN actually, he says "Dutch Country Herefords" (Hereford is a kind of cow)

[@Johnny.1965]

Here's how I like em"...an I suggest you try em the same wey...

[@crimsonator]

Someday... I will own a pickle shooting condiment train.

[@ashtonmalakai8674]

@Keagan Dominick Yea, have been watching on flixzone} for months myself =)

[@dashmason322]

@Keagan Dominick yup, I've been watching on Flixzone} for since december myself :D

[@bentleykye3398]

@Keagan Dominick yea, I've been watching on flixzone} for since december myself :D

[@Lordy2020]

I was a kid when I saw this, and it scared the shit out of me. Even now, in my 40s, I watch this with anxiety, hahaha.

[@undeadminion811]

♥ They just don't make comedy like this anymore. Films like this and those of Mel Brooks are a dying art. Too bad they aren't appreciated more by the younger generation.

[@MrJoowoneeno]

They get offended way too easily

[@princessmarlena1359]

They don’t make them like this anymore.

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

Nothing but Trouble was universally panned by critics back in 1991 and barely made a profit. Even the Razzies didn’t like it, giving the film several nominations and ultimately Dan Aykroyd’s performance won him Worst Supporting Actor. The categories it lost: • Worst Picture (lost against Hudson Hawk) • Worst Director for Dan Aykroyd (lost against Michael Lehmann for Hudson Hawk) • Worst Screenplay for Dan Aykroyd (lost against the people who wrote Hudson Hawk) • Worst Actress for Demi Moore (lost against Sean Young in A Kiss Before Dying) • Worst Supporting Actress for John Candy as Eldona (lost against Sean Young in A Kiss Before Dying)

[@bagheera0429]

This movie was and still is a favorite of mine. I was always doing impressions of the judge when I was a kid. Even now, I still laugh at the scene with the hot dogs.

[@u.p.woodtick3296]

One of my favorite movies, and I’ve seen a few in 69 years

[@kavya1638]

Back when movies were a literal creation in someone's mind..

[@kitschntiles]

My family and I use to watch this movie all the time. It’s so weird but I love it!!!!

[@JDAusTX]

This movie creeped me out then as it does now. I still love to watch it. Dan Akroyd was the best damn judge!

[@mtsflorida]

Left out my favorite part where he never let's a banker go. The double death, banker and law breaker, as he tries to convince him to marry his granddaughter.

[@hollywooddre5]

Chevy Chases facial expression when Dan Akroyd took his nose off is funny as heck! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@richardyoung3114]

demi moore is so freakin fine!

[@sharcam2010]

this one of the best movies ever made!!!

[@fever_spike]

Danny Aykroyd, John Candy, and Chevy Chase-epicness...not to mention the fact that this was also Danny's directorial debut. RIP Candyman.

[@MrJoowoneeno]

Someone once said something that takes the horror element that much higher. The hot dog sausages were made of….if you saw the movie you can kind of figure it out from what (or rather who) and makes a lot of horrific sense.

[@midnightprowler9008]

Always loved this movie!

[@apelikemenace]

This movie is a less known gem, (when the door-man gives Chevy Chase the breathe spray) "Uncle Alvin's trick house"

[@AnchorOfTime]

I watched this once when i was little and passed it off as a fever dream later in life

[@The314moses]

C'mon there! Mix up them condiments the way I do!

[@onionhat745]

I would've been truly delighted by the condiment train.

[@nathanforester5993]

The best way to look at this movie is if you think of it as being a Tales From The Crypt episode in feature length form, especially when you see the Tales From The Crypt season 5 episode 'Death Of Some Salesmen' which is very similar to this, also there are similarites to Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 and 2. It's basically a Stuck-in-a-strange-town type of movie or a Haunted House type movie minus ghosts and monsters.

[@fastfist1]

Nathan Forester yes. I was thinking the exact same thing lol. Dan akeroid sounded just like Tim Curry also as Curry played Pa. Lol.

[@Pingaheimer]

Well, minus ghosts. Monsters are def there lol.

[@alfredoquezada3711]

Damn, just funished first episode season 5 from Tales.....Damn Right!!! Many Hunting similarities 😦.

[@Doobie1975]

I love this movie and I thought it was very entertaining and I loved Dan Aykroyd's performance as the elderly judge

[@WashedCoachWith3Chips]

LMFAO! at the fart in bed! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How can anyone hate this movie?!?!?! Fuckin' hilarious!

[@WizardOfHumor1989]

Even his mumbling singing

[@lovecuthbert]

One of the most under-rated comedies I have watched. Great scenes, mostly with Dan Akroyd as the Judge Alvin Valkenheizer and John Candy as Eldonia, the Judge's sister, "struck dumb by a thunderbolt."

[@RMJ1984]

2:22 I love how Chevy chase sounds really genuinely annoyed and upset :D

[@dbrown2264]

Guilty pleasure movie, hands down.

[@petecartwright5211]

It's one of the best movies ever made. It never got the recognition it deserves. It tickles every emotion center. Candy playing a man, and a woman so convincingly displays his brilliance at its peak. Every bizarre aspect you can think of has been meticulously sown throughout the film. The cast, all superior comics and actors. It was a little too good and a little too ahead of its time, with many not prepared for such perfect emotional manipulation and visual stimulation.

[@billysikes1374]

Banker? Ok banker lol How could anyone not like a movie with Aykroyd, Chevy, and John Candy? Comedic geniuses

[@mitchellseiff6928]

This movie definitely is one of my favorite Dan Aykroyd movies I love Chevy Chase's hairpiece

[@simplyjuannie5128]

Report cards, notes from the teacher...

[@sharcam2010]

his reaction at 9:34 slays me everytime!!!!

[@princessmarlena1359]

I loved this movie when I first saw it as a kid, watched it with my siblings.

[@gaylaaucoin9075]

Insane. Funny 😂😂😂

[@shadowman2192]

We miss you John Candy.

[@traingp7]

If that idiot didn't mention his profession and just said "that's me your honor." he never would of known he was a banker and they probably would of been let go.

[@wns808]

“Oh I will let you be on your way, and, uh, when you go, THE CAT’S EYES WILL SPIN! NOW LISTEN!”

[@donjuan697]

That pickle shooting thang lol..

[@f.r.wilson7603]

I...WANT...THAT...DINNER...TABLE!! 😅😅😅

[@bamaczar09]

I remember watching this movie when I was a kid. I'm 30 years old now but this movie was one I watched when I was young. Some of the jokes went over my head at the time but looking back on it brings back some nostalgia. John Candy was pretty good in the role and Dan Aykroyd was so hard to recognize as the judge. Bizarre and somewhat scary movie but it had some hilarious moments. I didn't realize the judge had a dick for a nose until just now ! LMAO

[@deaconmontrelljackson1986]

Rob Robbins same here

[@privysorrow5120]

Same too. I recorded it to a blank VHS tape from the T.V. when i was young. I watched the hell out of it. Still have that tape somewhere. Lol

[@najhongflanax3674]

Same here..now I know why my father laughed so hard when he saw the judge's nose

[@mtsflorida]

I only happened apon this gem when the massage therapist I was out with played it back at her house.

[@chynacash3138]

Your comment is from 8 years ago when I was 30 too lol.

[@britneysasmr3662]

I just watched this movie again the other day! Lol great movie

[@dannipickens6095]

*CLAPS* THERE YA GOO!!!

[@SarahM906]

God I love this movie. It is my level of weirdness. 😃 no one I know appreciates it so here I am 😂

[@Jtown1ification]

Same here. This movie is funny every damn time I watch.

[@tylerkeller8869]

"Who wantsah dooog"

[@yasmine5105]

I know that it didn't do well at the box office I still lliked this movie! Chevy Chase's character, Chris Thorne's reaction to Judge Alvin Valkenheizer removing his prosthetic nose was classic! :D This movie was released in 1991 25 years ago!

[@bugsyjonesband]

what about the "look" Demi gave him when they were "held over" for " further hearing" the next day at 4 PM.... something new every time i see it. A personal cult classic.

[@jensenjennings3316]

i love this movie i went to my friends house and she showed me this movie and this movie is sooo FUNNY!!!!!!

[@wrenchhead6840]

I want to rig my kitchen table up with a condiment train….

[@Vixen743]

THIS MOVIE GAVE ME THE WORST NIGHTMARES! AN SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES WHEN IM LOST WITH MY FAMILY ON A FAMILY TRIP,I GET AWFUL FLASHBACKS....( SHUTTERS) ANYBODY WHO LOVES THIS MOVIE HAS A VERY TWISTED MIND I REMEMBER NEEDING TO THROW UP AT THIS SCENE...

[@madmikey256]

yet another movie classic

[@mwngw]

after all these years of watching this movie I still can't see Dan Ackroyd under all that makeup.

[@trevethan82319841]

I would love to own and live in the mansion this movie was filmed in that would be cool

[@Vixen743]

IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAND FILL! ARE YOU NUTS?

[@dandavis8300]

@@Vixen743 --Well, his alias is crazy84 so...

[@sybilmoonbeam]

This movie is borderline horror NOW

[@actionfigurescollectionssu7854]

That is one funny ass movie I saw this movie when I was 2 years old and I saw it later again when I was a kid and a teenager I have not seen this movie in many years I got this movie on dvd 📀

[@Ten0Eighteen]

This movie is without a doubt THE all time craziest movie i have ever seen and this scene from this movie is the defintion of LOL and then.... when you think the movie could not get any weider... it cranks it up to 11 and reblows your mind! hahahahahahahahha

[@seanpatrickcain2]

2:27 No cussing in court!

[@primenumerology3510]

is funny when she says are you serving dog? as if pigs where not animals..

[@westdoe2361]

get yourself a dog 😎 I watched this on VHS.

[@tommyfleur7649]

some funky karma mayne

[@johnmcgloson6570]

I give my sons the look pause at 5:01 when girls calls the house for them I give them that look and they just awmom stop it lol

[@BossChronicles]

Haha his dance

[@eurosalamander]

I remember seeing this movie with my dad and brother when we were kids, and when Akroyd peeled his nose off, me and my brother screamed while dad laughed his ass off.

[@ericsantana1184]

Judge Alvin Valkenheizer looks like the twin brother of Grandpa Sawyer from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[@kingjet5123]

I swear the dinner scene always reminded me of Texas chainsaw massacre

[@bharfarar]

An amazing movie...you really have to appreciate odd humor of a brilliant guy like Dan Ackroyd. Bizarre, funny, sickening all at the same time. I still cannot see Dan behind all that makeup.

[@georgesaenz6196]

i love this movie

[@Pontan145]

unfortunately a short segment dissapeared when i made it, the "put out that dog-rocket!" is missing.

[@Backyardmech1]

😂 7:33 and 7:47 were the best parts of dinner.

[@MikeyAfterDark]

HOW DARE YOU CUT OUT “PUT OUT THAT DOG ROCKET!!”

[@Pontan145]

Yeah, that segment just vanished when I uploaded the clip. Its one of my favourite lines aswell, but with my computer at the time...

[@artykohl1118]

I lived in a town where the multi-billionaire who owned our property, was a retired Fed. He would call the police and 100 cars would come to the scene in 10 minutes. I saw it twice. The second time reminded me of the ending of this movie where all the cops know the old man. All cars surrounding his house.

[@happydragonpictures]

What a weird movie. However, everytime it's on TV, I have to watch it.

[@zatchfan202]

See ya soon banker!

[@dedfishj]

7:48 me when I step out of the shower

[@johnmcgloson6570]

LMAO imagine a judge like Alvin

[@jeremy24-f7i]

Dan aykroyd is comedy gold.

[@justinstearns9723]

"well look who's got the front row seats in the mexican hat dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

[@BuddhaOwl]

How did we go from this to grown men wearing underwear over tights in front of a green screen?

[@AaronSparvier]

I've missed John Candy for long time

[@Afroricanz84]

I can't get over when he goes, "Hey, ho-ho-ho-ho, la-booga-booga-booga." Lol..such an odd but funny as movie.

[@devanmoran]

dan aykroyd is amazing

[@henrylivingstone2971]

Those hot dogs look pretty good. I always thought it was funny that he keeps telling them to “use the condiments” but he never lets the train stop 😂😂😂

[@reptilepope6454]

I wish he was my father...sigh...

[@jaydeg7152]

This is one of my favorite movies ever. It is so funny and I love the setting!!!

[@omarc9977]

Yeah. This movie is at the borderline between comedy and horror. But man, it is original. Weird, chaotic with truly unique characters. When I saw this movie as a kid, I was desperate to get out of that place, just like Chevy Chase and Demi Moore. The truth is that the movie is very underrated: the plot is not predictable, there are great gadgets and we have John Candy with a dual role. What else do you want?

[@neo942007]

Lol John Candy as Eldona LMAO. Can't laugh any harder.