Best Of QI Seires M! Funniest And Most Interesting Rounds!

Best Of QI Seires M! Funniest And Most Interesting Rounds!
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The best rounds of the 11th series of Qi featuring Stephen Fry, Jeremy Clarkson, Alan Davies, David Mitchell and many others! Comment your favourite moment below!
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[@Bunny1sAw3somesauce]

I like that sarah explained Motorboat 😂 That was awesome lol

[@dmisso42]

Using the head banging on the pillow as an alarm works for me.

[@Trillock-hy1cf]

Used to work for me too.....

[@ankiking]

Around 30 minutes, what word countries say to get people to smile for photos. I’m from Norway and people there have translated “cheese and now say the Norwegian word “ost” when taking pictures which results in very funny images 😂

[@nitemare99]

Thank you for uploading 😁😁❤❤

[@dan7163]

I had some of those Gilbert science kits when I was a kid. Yep, I'm old. Born in the middle of the last century.

[@deborahduthie4519]

They had 'Yellow Cake Uranium' in some sets.

[@Useful.]

What superpowers do you have?

[@KayleneJewell]

His Aussie accent is top notch!

[@sammehari5915]

I was so locked in to the Deji brain dead moment in the game and the end 😂😂 and I only realised when he did both times 😂

[@LynneLongman]

Mango is delicious fruit which is best eaten on the beach or in the bath. As kids, my mum put us in the bath and let us have fun eating a mango. Juicy and delicious.

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Your Mum was great what a good idea. ❤❤❤❤❤

[@fretlessman71]

46:11 That is the Olde Golf Course in Loveland, Colorado, with Horsetooth Mountain in the background.

[@King_of_Red_Lions]

With the expensive wedding bit, I'm more convinced that spending a massive amount on the wedding suggests that they're more concernced with the event itself than the supposed life long marriage, and in a way, the wedding sets the bar for the rest of the relationship. For lack of a better word, you're delusional if you think you can make every single day the best day of your would-be spouses life, there are gonna be ups and downs, an extortionately expensive wedding is, sadly, just making it more difficult to meet your own standards in future... Still, that's just how I see it, I'm simple, if I were to marry I'd want it to be a relatively quiet day, good friends gathered to enjoy a brief but poignant ceremony, and a damn good meal to share afterwards, I'd be happy if all my guests food coma'd their way home.

[@chakowe]

I mean that’s a pretty reasonable assumption but would need more research to prove, but I think the same

[@nickoforesta5788]

i got married in 87 and we spend a lot on our wedding. About half a years salary. I grew up in the western US and my wife is from Israel, We both came from large families. We got married in NYC, lots of travel expenses, around a hundred guests, it was a year of planning and yes, very expensive but my wife wanted a big wedding and love her and still do so we made it happen. I don't regret a thing. It was a magical day. Happy wife, happy life

[@chassaj1105]

I'd rather spend the money on a honeymoon than the event itself

[@josephjoebrown11]

I would imagine that money spent on the wedding doesnt have much of a causal effect on the relationship. Think about which cultures are more or less prone to expensive weddings AND their approach to guests and extended family. Remembering as well that divorce is not a luxury afforded to all women in all cultures, and length of relationship is no indicator of a healthy or successful marriage.

[@runespoor8917]

A lot of people can't afford divorce. If you have the money to create a 50k spectacle, you also have the money to separate & lawyer up

[@WiggyWamWam]

That’s not why, those people who have expensive marriages are often just terrible people (my personal experience as an Uber driver)

[@grayson0916]

Also a lot of people with serious money aren’t marrying for love. It’s for status or business.

[@solipsismworld]

I love the fact that this channel hasn't even tried to hide the fact that they've stolen videos from the official QI channel and reposted them.

[@grayson0916]

We support a hustle

[@tomcrowmike]

If the official ones are still online, then they've not been stolen.

[@Dan-ms4oq]

Yeah, but they're paying as revenue. Thousands of USD or GBP. All not going to the right people.

[@tomcrowmike]

@@Dan-ms4oq Oh no! Won't somebody please think of the corporations! You'd have been crying in the 90s when we'd record TV onto tape to watch later.

[@shawnmay7233]

And yet your watching on this channel

[@mikejaygreen]

When she says shes a Quakar pacifist.. the awkward laughter was hilarious.. everyone thought she was an idiot.

[@jeromesullivan4015]

Ok I need to know how many burgers I get😂

[@paulgrieger8182]

Are there rings around Uranus?

[@GerinoMorn]

40:00 This [hit n times the pillow with your head to wake up at n in the morning] indeed worked for me essentially since I've read about it in childhood, so decades. YMMV, it's probably self-hypnosis-adjacent or sth, but it worked for me!

[@gillbaldwin712]

And me

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

Imagine if someone showed up to your house with their baby and said "take care of my kid or I'll destroy your house".

[@samsoncooper1]

Gallium is not poisonous, however you shouldn't drink it as it can have adverse effects when consumed and isn't good for your innards where it can cause reactions. Even holding it melted in your mouth can do strange things to your taste buds where it makes them numb and taste like metal for a couple of hours.

[@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587]

Sandy is just ❤

[@droopy_eyes]

But she's not as good as Stephen :(

[@INeedANewHandle]

Yeah, just terribly insufferable

[@carls1959]

You eat that mango right and your date will want you right there in the restaurant.

[@dmisso42]

My father used to say the only correct way to eat a ripe mango was in a bath.

[@Trillock-hy1cf]

Where I live on the Isle of Wight, back in the mid-late 1950's I used to go down to the sea side to visit an amusement arcade, aged about 10 years old, where at the rear of the building (behind the bumper cars) was a rifle range, where I could pay for a .22 rifle (live ammo loaded into a tube magazine) to try and win something at the end of the range. I doubt that this would be allowed these days though....

[@christopherdean1326]

Used to be the same thing in Southend in Essex. The old Kursaal on the seafront had a live ammo range, not a chance these days, especially not in Southend on a Friday night!...

[@michaelsommers2356]

Regarding the coin-toss question. Davies is quite right if the coins cannot be distinguished. This is an important result in physics due to the Indian physicist Bose. But he could not get his paper published, so he appealed to Einstein, who immediately saw that Bose was on to something, and used his influence to get the paper published. It is now known as Bose-Einstein statistics.

[@WiggyWamWam]

The coins always can be astonished

[@vivida7160]

It doesn't matter whether the coins are distinguished or not if you're calculating the possibility to get heads on both coins when you toss them.

[@michaelsommers2356]

@ I suggest you study a bit of statistical mechanics before digging yourself in any deeper.

[@liamc19]

Aptagrams are a type of anagram, so Susan was right 🙄

[@outistynnanyt5153]

1:07:02 of course Jeremy Clarkson would pick up a fully automatic weapon, mag dump on the first trigger pull, and blame the inaccuracy on the gun

[@christopherdean1326]

Is it just me, or does Aisling look even hotter in glasses?

[@petecowley3481]

That’s a weird thing to say about someone

[@christopherdean1326]

@@petecowley3481 So, just me then....

[@markrowland1366]

The walls of the African empire of Benin, terribly murderous slave traders, anti British murderers. It was as long as the great Wall of China as surveyed in the 1960s. It's purpose was revealed by a farmer, when asked, try farming elephant country.

[@WithheldStorm]

Some clips repeat themselves in this video. 👀

[@CrummyJoker]

They're just that good😅

[@Robbsart]

some comments repeat themselves 😅😅😅

[@markloveless1001]

Spent very little on my marriage. Only a dozen people. 41 years so far.

[@axeyaxe938]

I agree. Donald Trump sucks.

[@michaelbarry6575]

$10,000 and 150 guests. We lasted 2 years.

[@nybbleme]

33 years happily married, and the other 8 weren't too bad?

[@nybbleme]

​@@axeyaxe938delusional non sequitur FTL

[@markloveless1001]

@@nybbleme Flip those numbers around.....😀

[@IllMind3d]

55:56 my cursed brain's first thought was wrestle-mania :/

[@amirmohamad2270]

In Iran "say cheese" is "say apple". For example the cameraman would ask you to say apple before taking a photo.

[@vangroover1903]

A tail is not a leg, and the earth is an oblate spheroid with a single moon, called The Moon, conveniently.

[@leofredette19]

Steven you taught me that " the world is not round".

[@nybbleme]

Oblate spheroids, baby!

[@ehh1963]

Seco d most difficult question. Us the opposite number going to turn left from left to tight. First a question with a Minnesota tog boat pulling 10 tugs.

[@joknaepkens]

10.000 miles of wall in Nigeria...that's about 4 times around the entire country. I doubt that would be a single structure.

[@emilybarclay8831]

While having a cheaper marriage is probably a good reflection of longevity because who wants to start off their marriage 50k in debt, if reckon the guest/longevity correlation is probably due more to the fact that cultures that traditionally have super large weddings (Indian, Middle Eastern, etc) also severely look down on divorce. I think we just need to stop associating marriage length with marriage success, as someone who’s witnessed a few 60+ year old marriages that are NOT happy or healthy for anyone involved

[@vink6163]

I think the point of the study is that in western cultures, people who genuinely want to be together don't care about the size of the wedding so a small one is fine for them, as being partners is what they consider most important. But some people just want to be the centre of attention and show off, and so they perhaps jump into a wedding too soon because they are too eager to pretend to be king and queen for a day, so those marriages are less likely to last. It's not that spending a lot of money causes a worse marriage, is that's the type of people who rush into a marriage with the wrong person also happen to be the types who want to spend big on their wedding to show off, so there is a correlation, but not a causation.

[@booperdee2]

a broblem with bencils

[@WandaDeeBackroads]

This show is doing rather strange, and sometimes slightly disturbing, things to my vocabulary.

[@spaceboy2889]

elaborate

About 1% of the Worlds population dies every year.Thats about 70-100 million at current numbers.World Wars tend to target a specific demographic,but in larger terms,the numbers are irrelevant.

[@DaveDexterMusic]

what a fucking bizarre take. natural death is unavoidable, like background radiation. deaths through war are a variable we can control and not accept simply because natural deaths outweigh them

[@Throbbing_Gimp]

Are you saying that WW1 and 2 are irrelevant?

[@devindodge8648]

Yes. No, personally, i thought the spanish inquisition was possibly a little bit too inquisitive...

[@WiggyWamWam]

8:29 Sandi really bothers me here - *Of course* it’s an anagram. An anagram is a kind of aptagram; clearly they are not exclusive! Her need to correct people on pedantic trivia is stupid and funny and a part of the show, but at least be *right*, Sandi! And for godsakes let Susan have a win when she’s earned it! I think I would be less bothered if anyone else on the show corrected Sandi, as I was expecting them to, but they didn’t. Stephen, what were you thinking?

[@Jeff_Vader]

What is "Seires M" anyway?

[@vink6163]

I'm not sure waht you mean, I dno't see any probelms

[@bonnieroggensees6003]

When Sandy and Susan Calman are in this show I get a weird feeling that Sandy doesn't like her. Multiple shows and whenever Susan says anything Sandy has to try to humiliate her. IDK just watch their interactions...very slight but it's there

[@Spacetwerp]

They talk about their friendship often.

[@SunburntHands]

are you American by any chance? I only ask because I knew American people at university who were shocked at how British people were rudest to their closest friends and only polite and friendly to strangers.

[@abbeycat6425]

They were for many years on The News Quiz podcast, when Sandi hosted and Susan was a regular guest. I didn’t get the impression that they didn’t get on; Sandi did sometimes take the mickey out of Susan, but she took the mickey out of a lot of the guests. It was all in good fun. I think Susan sometimes set the moment up, especially when talking about her cats….

[@abbeycat6425]

You are quite correct! I am Australian and we also make fun of our friends. My husband has friends who he has known since school and they poke fun of each other all the time. It is very funny to listen to!

[@toushabonzai]

I am an American. In northern United States we do something called busting chops. This is only done to people that can return it. I am currently living in Virginia, where it is not done so much and is seen as rude. In the north it is usually seen as friendship.

[@Crystal2Castles]

Seires

[@DanielMcGuitarTea]

36:00 Phil Jupitus has to be the most unfunny person in the history of UK comedy. His idea of funny is saying "boobies" and raising his eyebrows in that ridiculous manner. Plus, just after Fry is talking about being able to wake yourself up just by counting out the time you want to wake up. And that's absolutely right. I used to wake myself up by just imagining the time in my head and saying it once. And 99% of the time I would wake up 1min before the actual alarm time! It sounds crazy but it blew my mind. Our internal clock is amazing.

[@jasonhare8540]

Why does Jimmy Carr in a monocle look like he just learned to stop worrying and love the bomb ...... *I'm no entomologist but I have worked construction 26 years. Constantly swarmed with butterflies after the sweat. I would bet my life it's the sodium . *Okay last thing I swear but you have to fire automatic rifles in controlled bursts . Full auto is for heavy mounted weapons is my understanding . You could in close quarters were accuracy probably doesn't matter as much but still . That's why there's a burst feature

[@ehh1963]

Ok

[@camelam67]

lutefisk is not made is such a manner. that is rakfisk, if lutefisk is jeally, you need a new cook

[@Robbsart]

if it's jeally you need a new dictionary 😅😅😅

[@ehh1963]

You kind of get out the way

[@047678]

What does it matter which coin is heads and which tails? There are only three possibilities. Two heads, two tails or one of each. The difference is the likelihood. 25% chance of Heads, 25% Tails and 50% one each.

[@serendipidus8482]

I think you mean to ask why does it matter. So it matters because those are not the only options. The options are heads tails tails heads tails tails heads heads. So people will often think tails heads and heads tails is the same thing because when you flip the coins you're not thinking of those as two sets of possibility. If you told the coins and get tails heads it will seem the same as heads tails. Unless you had different coloured coins. So there are four options. Two of which result in one head and one tail. So out of the four possibilities two are heads tails one is head head one is tail tail. Why does it matter which way the first coin lands? Because that has decided the first outcone into one of two options. Just as when the first baall comes out of the lottery machine that has established the first outcome or when you toss a advice and the first one lands a six that establishes the first outcome ..so if you dont roll a six on the first dice youre not going to get a double six on rolling the second dice.

[@serendipidus8482]

There are four possibilities. He explains tí to you. If you had two coins of different colours it might help you to understand. Say one green and one red. The options are you can have a green head and a red tail or two green heads or two red tails. So four. Very simple. All you have to do is actually use your brain and count.

[@shaham8497]

If its the odds then it's 50% of either H/T combination, 25% H/H, 25% T/T Thats 3 possible outcomes of result. I understand 2 coins have 4 sides, so that's 4 possible outcomes of how they land. You couldn't tell someone who bet on heads and tails they lost because the result was actually tails and heads.

[@lukeluke7082]

@@shaham8497didn’t he say what are the odds of getting heads tails? That means the first coin that landed and stopped would have to be heads. They may land and stop moving almost at the same time and you might then need a slow motion camera but if he very clearly said what are the odds of heads tails that means the first coin would have to land and stop on heads.

[@shaham8497]

@@lukeluke7082 no.. he said what are the odds of tossing two heads at the same time, but granted it is an opaque question

[@theenchiladakid1866]

Clarkson may be a douche but he is right, People always want something until they have to give it. People don't want to conflict but what happens when the people from the next town want your land.

[@andrewrodigan7102]

Not sure who's commenting here but that was duller than watching paint dry. What skill or technique did Ladd actually show? There's women in my neighbourhood who would have destroyed her and still had time to collect the kids from school.

[@VLind-uk6mb]

Seires?

[@WiggyWamWam]

The point about ultrapure water is utter BS, it’s not like you don’t get electrolytes from your food all the time

[@paul4586]

Posh voice no money 😂

[@BumMcFluff]

"I'm not a good magician, I'm a great magician". Unless you're performing actual magic, then you're neither.

[@samuelgarrod8327]

As pointless a comment as anybody claiming to be a magician.

[@aoulipa4165]

You must have 300 IQ.

[@bennylloyd-willner9667]

Funny comment, mildly. But I don't think the definition of a magician is "a person who performs real magic".

[@johannorngunnarsson1062]

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[@johannorngunnarsson1062]

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[@WideOldDan]

If i was fed McDonald's at someones wedding it would be very short marriage. Til death do us part would come before the end of the day.

[@malahammer]

Awwww poor you:(

[@Ben-no4lz]

I think this comment suggests you wouldn’t be invited anyway 😂

[@WideOldDan]

@@Ben-no4lz I'm glad lol The only reason it's a good day for those getting married is that they can finally stop planning a bloody wedding

[@DaveDexterMusic]

You would murder one or both of them because they invited you to a wedding at which McDonalds was served? This seems to be your assertion

[@plaguedoct0r]

Needs chapters

[@jimid9240]

Aisling Bea tries too hard to be funny.

[@carlhartwell7978]

About the marriage/high cost/high likelihood of failure. Correlation doesn't... 🤷 Clearly the types of people who can afford lavish weddings are types of people seeking status. Really simple.

[@timelliott841]

It’s always funny until sandi toksvig shows up

[@carlhartwell7978]

8:29 Sandy, get off your high horse luv. Any aptogram _is_ by definition an anagram. Next you'll be saying a square isn't a rectangle. Course you know all this right? Really great of you to steal the wind out of her sales for the sake of self aggrandisement.🤷 Q _uite_ I _mature_ tbf. Remember folkes, intellect≠wisdom. Point fact it often hinders!

[@franktuckwell196]

PROOF READER REQUIRED FOR SECOND TITLE, OBVIOUSLY NOT ENGLISH! (Seires instead of obvious should be SERIES)

[@chuckabutty888]

He used a spoof reader

[@ValiantGarton]

Calm down and check your grammar.

[@PowerMadLabRat]

poor quality edit

[@starrosborne7839]

No it isn’t BS Sara Millican if you knock in your forehead at what time you want to wake up you wake up at that time it’s amazing

[@bradleybarnett9545]

No, it isn't bullshit. Sarah Millican was joshing around with posh Stephen Fry's notions of school life. Ffs sake use some punchution

[@ItsMoorbinTime]

​@@bradleybarnett9545 There was actually a blind comedian (can't remember his name) on Would I Lie To You who gave a story saying that he uses this method to wake up at the right time. Turns out it was true. Not exactly concrete proof that it works but it's something.

[@Jeff_Vader]

@@bradleybarnett9545 Jesus, spell punctuation correctly.

[@bradleybarnett9545]

@@Jeff_Vader Do you no how haard it were to get smellczech to got it that wrong¿ Jebus, learn snarchasm correctly.

[@bennylloyd-willner9667]

​@@Jeff_Vader and what does "FFS sake" mean. English isn't my native tongue, but it sounds a bit repetitive to me😊

[@serendipidus8482]

Cant stand sandy toxfig. Cant even watch her in epsidoes now that she has butchered the show into tripe.

[@Drchainsaw77]

This show went completely to shit when Fry left.

[@switchbox239]

As in it got bad? Hard disagree, Sandi did a great job filling Fry's not-insignificant shoes.

[@Drchainsaw77]

​@@switchbox239 I thought she was intolerable, unpleasant, and generally unfunny as a panelist, always lecturing and going on about women this and hate men that. As a host it went from one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen to utterly unwatchable.

[@switchbox239]

@Drchainsaw77 you do you, buddy. Every once in a while the aggressive feminist in her flares up a bit, but she was brilliant and hilarious.

[@Drchainsaw77]

@@switchbox239 The idea that they couldn't have found anyone better than a hectoring, bitter, cranky schoolmarm is ridiculous.

[@switchbox239]

@@Drchainsaw77 whatever you say, bud.