Best Of QI Series P! Funniest And Most Interesting Rounds!

[@patriciajackson2565]

Rhod's comment about "squirty cream on a camel's hoof" rendered both Ed and Alan speechless! That rarely happens! LOL

[@uok5598]

Every time Phill calls Sandi mum it’s just so adorable!

[@deborahduthie4519]

It seems they both enjoy the interaction. Funny old thing is love.

[@IZZYthedacshund9421]

So 7⁷ů

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

Phill Jupitus not trusting QI and just being generally defeated is my favorite part of the show

[@shamaliwije4872]

When tea was first introduced to Europe, people didn’t have bone china, so the cups were very fragile. But then bone china was introduced, which allowed porcelain products to be made very thin but considerably stronger. However, these were also very expensive, so only the most affluent could acquire them. Those who had bone china, added water first, while the others added milk. This was in a way a sign of wealth or higher class at the time, differing across class lines. Even now, King Charles has apparently said that the Royal family are firm believers in water first, which is maybe a confirmation of that 😄

[@titan3603]

Milk in first comes from when fine bone China was used. The delicate porcelain was sensitive to heating so to prevent cups from cracking or exploding milk was added first to control the temperature.

[@andrewcaulfield4167]

Ahhh! So that heresy has a good reason! All is forgiven, then. ;-)

[@trudimclaren4301]

I don't take milk, but I always put a little cold water in first, so as not to scald the tea (it tastes bitter to me, if I don't)

[@jeraldbaxter3532]

I agree with you, but, I wonder...the Chinese have been drinking tea for many centuries, and I have been told they do not add milk at all, so, were they sending the really fragile cups to England while keeping the sturdy porcelain for themselves, or did they not serve tea at as high a temperature, or what? Enquiring minds want to know, especially as I am hosting the pretender to the Dragon Throne next Thursday😉

[@trudimclaren4301]

​@jeraldbaxter3532 I can't say this is true, but my guess is that we added milk in the west to take away the bitterness from black tea - I don't believe Chinese people drank black tea, and the fermenting process to make it was to stop it going off on the long overland journey back to Britain (and then you had flavours added like Earl and Lady Grey to 'lift' the flavour, I guess). Again, this is just my assumption, but it seems to make sense 🤷‍♀️🫤

[@DemstarAus]

​@@trudimclaren4301 green tea is traditionally not served boiling hot, ideal brewing temperature is 80°C, and I doubt they used kettles. If it is heated too much green tea becomes bitter. It will naturally have some bitterness but when brewed well it's sort of sweet.

[@definedphotography]

"That looks exactly like Fanny's" *tip of the hat* to you Gyles

[@eeveegee666]

I love a one liner that hits it over the fence like that, especially a double entendre that everyone will get instantly, and so damn well timed! Legend.

[@lexion8125]

One of my all-time favorite moments of QI. Right next to rev. Richar Coles saying "you can get ferked".

[@Dylan-pj3vk]

Giles Brandreth is honestly one of the greatest humans of this and last century.

[@connorcmusician]

and the century before that

[@brigidsingleton1596]

Even despite being a Tory...sigh.

[@angemaidment5640]

No doubt he would agree 🤣🤣🤣

[@brigidsingleton1596]

@@Dylan-pj3vk Despite being a Tory... 😞

[@JaCkcape000]

And most annoying

[@celinemet]

Alans poo story will never fail to make me laugh 😂

[@SamuelBlack84]

Having your trousers around your ankles on Hampstead Heath is not the best situation to be in 😂

[@spadebraithwaite1762]

I used to make Cornish pasties that had savoury, then desert and then wine and cigars. It was very popular down the mines.

[@psdeas7530]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Market those-you’ll make a fortune!

[@pleappleappleap]

The Procrastinators' Creed: Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about completely.

[@stephenconnolly3018]

When making a cup of tea the whisky go's in first. This way you all get enough whisky.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

goes.

[@SerendipityChild]

Good life advice

[@thatoneoddball2564]

Thats no smell no tell jim beam

[@dusty2774]

6:28 My mother used poison ivy leaves by mistake when she was eight

[@Bakers_Doesnt]

The recipe for cooking a placenta reminded me of the recipe for albatross, 1) pluck the albatross 2) boil it in lightly salted water for half an hour 3) discard the water 4) boil again in sugar water for half an hour 5) discard the water 6) boil in spring water for half an hour 7) discard the albatross

[@TheSeanDurcan]

That reminds me of a Super Model’s diet. 1. Take one chicken. 2. Take one cigarette. 3. Light cigarette. 4. Discard chicken.

[@haroldgraham4441]

I love Sindhu's coconut story

[@codenameu.arctos3747]

I like that she flatly just says "no" when offered the hammer and screwdriver.

[@stevemurdoch8459]

I never hesitate to procrastinate...

[@MollyTov321]

Thank you! Merci! Danke! Gracias!

[@thisravenhasflown010]

Wow, the Sinnerman! And gotta love how these guys feed off each others energies😊😂 😊 Diolche, Grazie, domo arigato!! This has been an absolute joy and true fun!!😊😂😊 Sandi's laugh is so great! Made me laugh with her😊

[@dingodelta]

Ramesh with his Italian accent 😂 "he's got massive hands and tiny winkie"

[@bethmiller9774]

Noel *does* look a little like Elvis here!

[@barefootkiwi3079]

45:50 I don't know if he still is a cop but, at one point, the tallest cop in NZ was 7ft tall. You really look up to the law when you're standing next to him. (He also used to be one of the tall scale doubles in LotR/Hobbit films.)

[@jericoba]

This show is kind of mad when you see enough episodes. I love it.

[@ozzyols75]

I remember being told for the MIF vs TIF argument that it came about because of class distinctions. In days of yore, if you were lower middle class or below, it was more likely that you would have lower quality china something like an earthenware which might crack under thermal shock if the tea was placed into the cup first, so the milk was always put in first to offset the heat. Where as, someone who had access to the likes of bone china or porcelain cups could withstand the thermal shock better, so the tea was put in first.

[@aliceg1212]

17:46 brilliant... "without a trace of common decency"

[@paul4586]

Sindu is so badass

[@SamiHukka]

Sir Giles is great..

[@stuka9]

As a German, I've to admit, this was the first time I've ever heard of a Nabelschwein.

[@christopherdean1326]

Holly Walsh has such a lovely smile! She is gorgeous!

[@samprizeman4509]

I eat pizza like a ninja turtle. Always have, always will. Two fingers supporting the crust, thumb underneath 🐢

[@jonasla4011]

5:10 - 7:34 is just 5 people working together beautifully. The cut on this is also fantastic. Whoever did this 🫡

[@trudimclaren4301]

I feel better about wasps now - bloody hate spiders! 😂

[@bigbirddottv]

When your alone in a public toilet in a stall. The door never opens. But the automatic towel dispenser goes off!

[@RNS_Aurelius]

The zebra thing isn't that the flies don't want to land on a stripped animal it's that the pattern of stripes messes with their vision. The flies struggle to land on zebras.

[@sempressfi]

Well they struggle to land because it messes with their vision lol

[@Ricimer671]

So do helicopters I hear.

[@m.rogers9490]

Javelina are members of the peccary family. There are actually three species of peccaries that range from the Southwestern United States south to central South America. The only species found in the United States is the collared peccary, or javelina.

[@ingredpaulson4530]

When bone china tea sets first became all the rage in England, only the very rich/aristocracy could afford the fine china that was tempered porcelain. The middleclass could only afford the lesser quality china that was not tempered but still highly decorated. They had to put the milk in first to avoid temperature shock that could shatter the cup. The rich put the milk in second because a very fine tempered porcelain cup will not shatter when hot tea is poured directly into it. The working class (those in service) took their ques from their employers and adopted the milk-second habit because, as members of the household staff in-residence, they had their tea served in very fine porcelain.

[@tdgrogan]

The milk first question is unfair, because the right way to make tea is one separate pot and then pour it in the cup.... The tea is steeped in the pot, so it doesn't matter wether you put the milk or tea in the cup first.... Except for the fact that if you do milk first and add too much milk, you can't remove the excess milk once you the tea. Therefore if you put it in second, you can gauge how much to use more easily!

[@zapkvr]

I use a teaspoon

[@GingerCC-he8be]

I agree, tea first, milk second

[@m.rogers9490]

The only species found in the United States is the collared peccary, or javelina. In Texas, the javelina is found in the more arid or semi-arid parts of the state, with most occurring in the South Texas brush country, the Trans-Pecos' desert grasslands, and the Edwards Plateau's oak-juniper woodlands. THE PIC YOU HAVE ON THAT SCREED IS A COLLARED ONE .

[@mikewilliams8951]

Allan just never seems to know when the Joke is Over .

[@Ludifant]

@29:20 "primate of Italy" caught me by surprise. Shouldn´t that be a bit insulting? I do believe the pope IS a primate, but it seems a bit odd to be boisterous about it. I mean, we could add to that, surely: Mammal of the vatican, Eukaryot of Europe, chordatum of Rome, Hominid of the mediteranean.

[@JacksonBockus]

“Primate” originally meant the person of the highest rank, coming from the Latin word for first. Many early taxonomists saw life on earth as a hierarchy with humans at the top and other “lesser” creatures below them. Therefore the category that included humans and other apes were the “primates”.

[@Sid-jx4gl]

ROFL

[@Ludifant]

@@JacksonBockus right.. should have realised that :) I had Latin in school, but I like it when my brain misfires like that.

[@MsDebSteeves]

8/44 .... let's hope those odds get better!

[@fayrelightjordan2470]

I love Alan. ❤

[@michaelkluko3660]

30:18.. that pix of Pope, that’s Stephen Fry again .

[@fluffypink6217]

milk is third, tea bag, sugar then milk

[@ankiking]

Please turn on closed captioning

[@kiddalingur]

Lois Lane still beautiful 25 years after

[@brigidsingleton1596]

My tea v milk solution is simple: I drink my (Yorkshire Gold) tea: Black. No milk. No sugar. Perfect. (Teabag squeezed, then removed after just a brief steep of a few minutes, _not_ more than five, preferably less). ... I tend to drink a two-cup metal pot of tea, in a 'china' cup, once a week at the hospital cafe, (during my appointment visits, _either before or after_ attending clinic blood tests - to sscertain INR/Warfarin* levels - blood thinner* to help prevent strokes) Cheers?! 👍🙂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💕🇬🇧🙂🖖

[@deborahduthie4519]

My Mother grew up in a time when the word 'Pregnant' was never uttered. In the Club. The way you are....being most commonly referred to her future Grandchildren

[@petercaulf]

Milk in first it is an infusion. Milk in second it's a collodian

[@BajkonurBobby]

25:50 Hahaha! Richard Osmond, for the win! Badum-tss.😄

[@teologen]

Both the late Pope Shenouda III of Alexandria and the current Pope Tawadros II of Alexandria would be very surprised to find out that they weren’t/aren’t Catholic.

[@lilymarinovic1644]

I suppose not Catholic in the sense of in union with the Bishop of Rome? Many denominations of Christianity subscribe to the Apostles Creed and so I guess consider themselves to be catholic in at least some sense.

[@teologen]

@@lilymarinovic1644 None of these churches define “Catholic” as being in communion with Rome.

[@lilymarinovic1644]

@@teologen I'm sure they don't, but QI probably does.

[@teologen]

@@lilymarinovic1644 Yes, but that means QI is wrong, which is ironic for a show that is the equivalent of the um, actually meme.

[@lilymarinovic1644]

QI often sacrifices accuracy for the sake of sounding interesting. Which is not entirely unfair, its purpose is to entertain the masses not educate them on comparative religion. So the idea of "the head of the (Roman) Catholic Church doesnt have the official title of Pope, and the man with the official title of Pope isn't actually (Roman) Catholic" is near enough to accuracy for a mostly non-religious audience.

[@sarahbass6116]

tea in a pot milk first, teabag milk in second

[@georgee6303]

Songs are just poems put to music.

[@Finny14754]

That thumb nail old Noel looks a bit like Elvis .

[@Rinsetheplates]

I’ve heard the thing about the policeman and the eyes before but surely it’s just the fact thieves will think the area is patrolled or has CCTV

[@wolfamoore1239]

You skipped the explanation of rhods periscope

[@corvus1374]

There's an article about toast sandwiches in Wikipedia.

[@franktuckwell196]

When you astrally project, the other person is yourself.

[@ritageorge8748]

I loved this show but because of the lack of cc I can no longer watch

[@miriamgreen3973]

PicASSo's mistake was being him - hate him, hate his work

[@TimChan397]

Hannah Gadsby is that you?

[@SamuelBlack84]

I feel the same about Pollock

[@Gazzzz1]

Flash Gordon if anyone else hasn't already mentioned it

[@MuhammedYaseenHarris]

Surely the zebra thing must have to do with camouflage against grass?

[@aodhganmerrimac]

Shout out for Alewife Station.🤣

[@PlasticAstronaut]

1:14:28 Phill meltdown incoming. ❤

[@merriehogle]

❤

[@michaelkluko3660]

Procrastinators being perfectionists , some sure, but I’m guessing most are lazy..,, guilty 😂..

[@michiganjfrog366]

"I didn't know you were a vegan...you should mention it occasionally" -- Alan is priceless 😘

[@vermeiljardin8964]

It was Richard Osman who said that not Alan

[@Shift8YawnsShift8]

Yeah Alan's a vegan himself so he probably wouldn't make that tired joke

[@ellenplum4271]

Procrastinating - could it be extreme delayed gratification?

[@jgg75]

I didn't know you were vegan, you should mention it sometimes... I love you Richard.

[@arabellachampaq689]

1:48 consent!

[@nicholarichardson9605]

1:44:55 he is so Sandy's son.

[@dan7163]

More incorrect so called facts than correct ones

[@catofthecastle1681]

Yet you listened!

[@Amy-ky5wr]

1:45:56 so that's why AI art always has 6 fingers, it's just referencing back to this Picasso painting. Sus!

[@quanchyplimp]

Who is the third person?, me, myself and I. Guess who.

[@kathleensoule2024]

Black tea without any other ingredients is my favorite. Crazy American am I

[@MadPaperPeople]

hey Romesh bread made with animal fat??

[@lilymarinovic1644]

Not all bread is made with animal fat

[@ChaniKynes-xc8qi]

Vegetable oil/spread is ubiquitous, madpaperpeople.

[@joygwin6673]

Jesus with them

[@JacobGrippenMusic]

1:35:51 John Calhoun was also very, very pro-Secession a generation before the Civil War.

[@aine7173]

Ireland is not in the british isles.

[@TheSeanDurcan]

Regrettably, it is. It’s historical. Bloody Romans..

[@Mirily]

Ireland is indeed in the British Isles, but it is not part of Great Britain or the United Kingdom!

[@RyHughes1978]

How on earth can you askn2 questions with each being wrong!!!!!!!!?????

[@SessionNoddin-z2g]

White Christopher Lewis Anthony Harris Jose

[@UrmiAktar-n1y]

Thompson Frank Walker Ronald Young Christopher

[@МарианнаДьячкова]

Robinson Nancy Davis Deborah Garcia Paul

[@Tom-bf2nm]

Honey, tea bag then milk. That way I can estimate hoe much bolunenis lost after I remove the tea bag.

[@Mark-rc4wz]

Fake coconut break - no milk

[@loftyradish6972]

The coconut water came out, it was dripping. Coconut milk is blended coconut flesh mixed with water, you don't get coconut milk when you break a coconut open.

[@simonnoellington4523]

Smith Karen Davis Eric Davis Melissa

[@incognito9533]

I always put milk in first and leave the tea bag in the mug 😮

[@sodone4593]

*Faints*

[@alistairgilessmith9877]

serial killer vibes….

[@andrewt836]

Straight to jail.

[@biggdogg6196]

Her opening the coconut is ruined by all the unfunny, 'man-splaining' nonsense before.

[@HenryValentine-e2t]

Taylor Laura Smith Scott Walker Brian

[@andrewt836]

Anyone else find Sandy’s sexism grating?

[@rosemarymurlis-hellings8138]

No.

[@pickmeasinner]

It gets a bit boring. But its about as innovative as women can get when it comes to comedy.

[@christelletaljard4266]

How exciting and innotive you are, saying women cant be comedic, and not sexist at all. Real panty dropper marriage material you must be@pickmeasinner

[@peterhipsey2701]

Steven Fry......NO, Jeff Daniels.........YES

[@ptur12345]

Thank you Peter, very cool!

[@blackbird5634]

Eleanor Roosevelt did as she was told. She was not the ''genius'' in that relationship. She was an intelligent, capable woman with many fine qualities but she had duties assigned to her, equal to her social status and she performed them with great aplomb. 🙂 When the president was ill she followed his instructions and relayed messages to the waiting staff and various political underlings but she did not run the country ''in absentia.'' He was fully in charge and the idea that she was somehow ''the brains behind the power'' is a modern myth put forth by 3rd wave feminists like Sandy.🤮 God they love to tear a great man down and pretend he'd be nothing without a ''good woman.''🙄🤢🤮

[@samnpoppythedog4416]

Never add milk to tea, while would you want to ruin the taste of the tea.

[@vfxgenie983]

I have never disliked a comment but then

[@78625amginE]

Imagine, people having different tastes and preferences. The nerve!

[@philipzielinski]

1:06:00 didn’t age well.

[@Psrj-ad]

actually you could say it aged perfectly.

[@kelvinpell4571]

Given recent events....the BBC being smug and politically correct about President Trump didn't age well, did it?

[@Crooks7772]

Nah. If anything they were too easy on him.

[@SaraGrant-xj4lr]

Spot on about him not having decency. As for pets in the Whitehouse , he has all his cult sheep.

[@TesterAnimal1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Reconsider your plans for continued tenure of this mortal coil.

[@JaegerMeisterDemon]

Nearly had Zapruder 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@johnwhite1356]

He doesn't get a free pass from being a wanker, just because someone took a shot at him.

[@donnyboon2896]

Bashing Trump just makes the basher look stupid.

[@Crooks7772]

Not as stupid as the people defending him look.

[@nousername123451]

History will be far kinder to those who bashed him than the idiots who try and implant themselves up his arse

[@TesterAnimal1]

He’s actually less than human.

[@thefinewino]

they'll never look more stupid than he is

[@paulhorgan6152]

Please Steven come back

[@kathleensoule2024]

Black tea without any other ingredients is my favorite. Crazy American am I