Best of Ray Purchase - Toast of London

Best moments from Toast of London with Steven Toast's rival, Ray Purchase (played by Harry Peacock).

[@danielemondmusic]

I love that Ray Purchase actor's real name, Harry Peacock, sounds like a name that would be in this show

[@tytipton6346]

Totally agree!

[@BigMikeMcBastard]

He's no Iqbal Achieve but he'll do I suppose.

[@Johnny-sj9sj]

One could not believe that he was dressed as a D Daaaaay Cockanee German soldieeeeer in Band of Brothers! Hah! (Purchase: who had just lent a Luger pistole to a member of Easy company) "Ere, mate, you're having a barf if you fink you're arf-inchin that, know what I mean?" (Member of easy company) "Not really." Well well well! Priceless Purchase!

[@seanmedlock]

"Harry Peacock? Isn't he dead?" "Why does everyone say that?"

[@yOGlo]

Beezus fuffoon ??

[@SweetBerryWine3000]

The push ins on each "well" in "Well well well" is pure cinematographic genius.

[@kellswater]

Agreed!

[@raypurchase801]

@@kellswater This is an unfair representation of my value as an actor.

[@historywithhilbert146]

I love how Ray has his own theme music as well 😂

[@JelloMiniatures]

With the faint whisper of "Ray" in that music. Haha.

[@raypurchase801]

I deserve better.

[@floch954]

Fancy seeing you here, Hilbert. Great entertainment taste

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

That's kind of a trademark in any Matt Berry production. Lots of it in Snuff Box and Year of the Rabbit. Major characters have their own themes.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

That's kind of a trademark in any Matt Berry production. Lots of it in Snuff Box and Year of the Rabbit. Major characters have their own themes.

[@horrorfreaklondon3037]

I still use "i shit thee nay!" Weekly....

[@yOGlo]

Haha ya I always say : " I may appear completely calm .. however , inwardly I am infact working out exactly how am gonna kill you 🤣💯👿

[@jameseyk1]

Ray bloody Purchase's clothing choices are on point.

[@raypurchase801]

Thanks.

[@deadfileman]

ray is shockingly ripped haha

[@farzanamughal5933]

Hes a very good actor he makes lines that wouldn't otherwise be comedic extremely funny

[@Angron789]

He's no high-winds actor though...

[@aarondavis8943]

I shit thee nay.

[@christinegp]

She texted me, she emailed me, she wrote me a postcard, she told me to my face that she definitely, DEFINITELY told you about it. 😂😂

[@Wolshanze]

Ray …… Fucking ….. Purchase

[@jameseyk1]

Your worst nightmareee

[@raypurchase801]

You called?

[@usedforks]

RAY BLOODY PURCHASE-UH

[@ladderstothemoon7415]

It took me far too long to notice Ray has his own theme song

[@JavertRA]

I was disappointed it's not available as an mp3...

[@WC-PO]

I haven't even seen this show yet, and Ray Purchase is already my favorite character.

[@i-am-batman8538]

Ray Bloody Purchase to you

[@raypurchase801]

@@i-am-batman8538 You calling me?

[@johnmarr2646]

Well, well, well.....

[@matthewminaya838]

Him and Clem Fandango are the best

[@raypurchase801]

@@matthewminaya838 Thanks.

[@pwd1134]

This was the first British show that made me understand English humor.

[@Ch1pp007]

Because of everyone acting normally in ridiculous situations?

[@The_Mighty_Fiction]

I like that he has his own Jason-esque whisper whenever he shows up, 'Raaaay. Ahhhhh.'

[@dsb181]

“We're not doing the conga, or the agadoo..”

[@skredi90909]

Are those my pickled onions

[@yOGlo]

🤣

[@simonmcguire4290]

'He'll buy you a pint with one hand and sleep with your wife with the other'! Classic Ray 'Bloody' Purchase. 🤣

[@sedevacante0027]

Ray Effin Purchase has surpassed Bill Murray as Ernie McCracken to now be my absolute favorite characterof all time. God Speed Harry Peacock God Speed.

[@josemaria8177]

Best of Ray bloody Purchase? That's an oxymoron! There's nothing good about RAY BLOODY PURCHASE

[@raypurchase801]

There's nothing good about jose maria.

[@josemaria8177]

@@raypurchase801 RAY BLOODY PURCHASE!

[@al_5655]

"My wife's not a prostitute! (Not in the conventional sense)"

[@Metal-Possum]

I'm really not sure who to be rooting for. Both of them are relatively unsuccessful, both of them are losers, very rarely do either of them get the upper hand. They're both just a couple of very dislikeable characters, but I guess Ray Fucking Purchase is a little more kniving in his actions, whereas Toast just happens to stumble into a situation with Purchase in it.

[@turinhorse]

It is f'ing impossible not to laugh at Ray Purchase. Harry nailed that character. he just enters a scene and i start laughing

[@Angron789]

You're no high-winds actor Ray, and I don't care who hears!

[@PaulHolder]

I saw three people riding the same eScooter the other day and immediately thought of Ray saying "Thought you'd have a three piece did you?"

[@tadficuscactus]

Ray Purchase is a legend!

[@raypurchase801]

Thanks.

[@raypurchase801]

Steven bloody Toast.

[@cmax889]

The whispers RAYYYY when he shows up is beautiful 😂

[@Kinematographer]

Clem Fandango though..I read another comment where the OP named his cat Clem Fandango, and when it miaows, he says..."yes I can hear you Clem Fandango" ...pure...genius.

[@jacobsultd]

when I get a cat, i will name him Clem too..Great show

[@slyasleep]

The best bit is the sly looks he exchanges with his brother.

[@airindiana]

Harry Peacock was bloody good in star stories. They all were in that to be fair.

[@cryptoguy6770]

I WARNED YOU LORD WALFORD!

[@yOGlo]

🤣

[@devilpupbear09]

SMASH!

[@christopherhendren117]

This is the SAND DANCE!

[@LeonEvans_Guyver1]

" I SHIT THEE NAYY!!!!!!" is perfection!! ❤❤😍😍

[@ElChimpy]

Probably one of the best comedies out there.

[@raybloodypurchase1941]

Well.....well.....well.....

[@Chicken_Dragon_Eater]

1:21 alwaya makes me laugh

[@usedforks]

This editing is SUPERB

[@kellswater]

Thank you!!

[@raypurchase801]

@@kellswater I agree.

[@andrewphipps8103]

Oh wow, Cocker Boo was in it!? 3:00

[@jimleeict]

“Yes he did forget, because he’s a complete c*nt…” is one of my favourite lines in the show 😂 Along with “Yeeesss…” when Toast’s dressed as a Doctor Who villain. Never had a one word line make me laugh that much 🤣🤣

[@josephvanwyk2088]

Bloody brilliant due these two. Protagonist vs Antagonist, and I strongly believe, Toast is the Antagonist.

[@Ground53]

Great news , new series of toast coming in January 22.

[@kellswater]

Yes! So exciting!

[@Phoneybeetlemaniacxs]

It’s already out it’s funny as hell

[@raypurchase801]

THANKS! Am I in it?

[@danieljones9776]

Sadly its lacking something. Nowhere near as funny.

[@raypurchase801]

@@danieljones9776 Agreed. Not enough of me in it.

[@hazzboytv6568]

*Ray…. aah*

[@CrossJeniel]

Well well well Ray f**king purchase

[@raypurchase801]

Well yeah duh.

[@WindTurbineSyndrome]

Well, well, well ..

[@f1matt]

Well well well

[@MegaDonGallo]

Ray. Fucking. Purchase.

[@luckylarry71]

I nearly died watching Ray in the pipe prank on the stage when he was the gong man. The way he cracks up is so organic and well acted it's almost frightening xD

[@leightonbowd5326]

Ray bloody Purchase

[@raypurchase801]

Yes?

[@ryhold]

Great compilation

[@patrickcross5195]

thought we'd have a three-piece did you?

[@atarirob]

4:43 I think about this part at least once a week, it's perfect.

[@OracleTheRonin]

the fucking background music 'raaay'

[@gerrydooley951]

has Harry Peacock been ill, he sounds different in Tinseltown

[@ladderstothemoon7415]

Maybe just aged? Who knows

[@boofuls]

The editing must be good because you don't think about it as you watch it😊

[@JavertRA]

My favourite bit was the megaphone fight they have. I was disappointed by the ending of that episode, I think Toast should have used his "you have to do anything I want" to make Ray do a pride tour bus or something. Because he's the most "HOMMO-PHOBBIC" actor in London.

[@SanTM]

Yes it's me Ray Fucking Purchase

[@ethzero]

2:10 😛

[@jugularmusic]

Is this what Jerry and Newman UK version would look like?

[@unsigned5324]

5:36 Ray starts to give Toast two fingers, and then the camera zooms in on him giving him the one finger XD

[@Henry-kz4gn]

this is such a "great" compilation, you really "should" make "more"

[@kellswater]

😄

[@eamonwild]

We don't deserve Ray Bloody Purchase.

[@larrycanupp411]

If an American version is ever made, Paul F. Tompkins can play the Ray Purchase part.

[@cornparade6874]

If an American version is ever made they can burn in hell

[@I3erzerker]

1:22 😂

[@danmorton9255]

Hello Ray. Its clem fandango here 😂

[@andreweccles8130]

Ray “ fucking” Purchase ! 😂

[@josefkonderla8947]

RAY ahhh PURCHASE!

[@daughterofolaf]

1:17 🤣🤣🤣

[@jezzaus2124]

Raaaaay

[@montsegur1985]

Well, well, weeeellll

[@ghostpepper3099]

It always made me laugh that if you listen closely it sounds like they added the sound of someone gagging to Ray's theme song😂😂

[@quidly259]

Well, well well

[@woodrowelias9985]

Ray bloody! purchase!!!!!!

[@woodrowelias9985]

So catchy!

[@sagat666]

Ray 'bloody' purchase

[@raypurchase801]

What?

[@sagat666]

@@raypurchase801 Ray f*cking Purchase, get your Father on the line, or there'll be hells horses to pay for this~~~

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

🐋🐋🐋

[@wooders0123]

Needed the sun dance scene

[@jnrs9512]

Raaaaayyyy ahhhh

[@thenomadicpen]

"WHAAAAAAAT?" 😂

[@CarynDPrescott]

What the hell is this??! 😂😂😂

[@raypurchase801]

It's a clip from a British TV observational comedy, about a vain narcissistic ham actor who's needlessly friendly with my wife.

[@CarynDPrescott]

@@raypurchase801 Oh okay thanks 😁

[@al_5655]

@@raypurchase801 get over it, Purchase.

[@BiggyJimbo]

​@@raypurchase801Ray Bloody purchase.

[@jezzer1969]

It would be more accurate if Stephen Toast ended up on Question Time lecturing black people on racism and starting a political party.

[@raypurchase801]

I'd do the gig for half the fee.

[@jezzer1969]

😂

[@Hittius]

I love this show. Is Matt Berry a leftist twazzle? I’m an American,I have nothing else to watch except British shows and that’s dwindling rapidly as I find out everyone in the entertainment industry is a leftard.

[@jamesduffy7549]

Im glad I'm not fragile enough that I need to know wether a writer/actor agrees with me or not before I can laugh Besides, its not our fault the right arent funny or entertaining

[@Hittius]

@@jamesduffy7549 And if you continue to support censorship, elitism and government overreach you should be the happiest leftist on earth with all the propaganda you can swallow. Mmmmmmm government sanctioned fellatio, a favorite of leftist scumbags everywhere. Fragile,even.

[@Dave-kj4vr]

Another thick American

[@jamesduffy7549]

@@Hittius you have absolutely no idea what I do or don't support, so instead of answering my point you have to flounder about your (strangely sexually charged) utterly baseless strawman projections. I have expressed support for censorship by who and of what? I have expressed support for government outreach in what capacity? If you think "elitism" is a left wing thing, why is every single member of the elite a capitalist? Its funny, "censorship" from someone who refuses to even watch a comedy if they think the writers might not agree with them. Typical consertive fragility- if you want consertive comedy, why dont you guys just start being funny? All three of your jokes are terrible

[@jamesduffy7549]

@@Hittius why do you support banning people you don't like from entertainments? See- I can just make stuff up and pretend you believe it too!