BEST OF SPRING 2024

[@therealchoopo]

erm you forgot about that one thing from that one episode that one time, you just lost a loyal viewer!!

[@rabbitsfoot6171]

Omg hi choopo

[@Powl_J]

More like lost a loyal pooer Fucking gottem

[@islandboy9381]

lemme guess, that moment was them having an educated conversation for 5 hours about the economic crash in Japan during the 1980s? yeah it's mad overlooked

[@itsip1366]

Choopo and oneyplays crossover would go crazy

[@Fiftyseven575seven]

@@therealchoopo Holy moly, you're a member of the Oney Army?

[@ozmond]

Perfect I needed something to watch while I slap my belly

[@islandboy9381]

always the belly, why not the nipples for once? they get too cold that way, hmph

[@megaultradamn]

If by belly, you mean...

[@Mr.Sneeze]

… your smelly hoglet?

[@rihardsrozans6920]

Nice! Good comment!

[@kkeennzziiee420]

can i slap your belly while i watch this?

[@Martys_Workshop]

What we unironically need is; Best of Rats, Best of Interrupting each other, best of singing/melodies, best of rhyming, best of aliens

[@planetzdr]

Best of Interrupting Each Other will just be a 50 hour comp of Lyle

[@wideface344]

There is a best of rhyming lol

[@lavbubl]

you know singing and rhyming already exists right

[@alexsartandmusic]

​@@lavbublermm, what the spruce? OP must not know his OneyPlays

[@thesussyfoodcridictofameri2687]

best of chris spilling coke on himself

[@MrCaptainNObeard]

That bartender didn't deserve a tip.

[@Moowe291]

Hell no he didn't. Tipping can breed a lot of shitty workers, and in many cases it stems from the owners.

[@herocuke]

Watching this at 2x speed so I can get back to wishing OneyPlays would post more frequently as soon as possible.

[@enemystand2981]

Honestly they post more than most channels that are as entertaining as they are. Fuck them just posting to wear themselves out and turning us all jaded

[@scambroselauntrellus3681]

Lyle's dad hurling into the fish's mouth is the hardest I've laughed in so long. Like the kind of laughing where you run out of air to wheeze.

[@LordOfHades]

19:57 - If you ever find yourself in a situation where a card reader is telling you to "use the chip" even though your chip is acting out, then use it three times in a row before giving up. After the last failure, it should tell you to swipe the card and work properly afterwards. Just remember it has to be three *consecutive* attempts. I don't know if anyone else needs that information, but it's helped me in situations similar to what Lyle is describing.

[@axil_v2153]

I've heard if you try the chip and it fails more than 3 times your bank will lock your card

[@pyramldofbonez]

@@axil_v2153for most card readers I’ve used it just tells you to swipe after 3 tries

[@Subpar1O1]

​@@axil_v2153I think using the chip 3 times and failing just defaults it to putting in your pin but failing the pin three times is what locks the card

[@Dirt-3-]

@@axil_v2153close, they actually send a signal out that causes baldness

[@LordOfHades]

@@Subpar1O1 Yeah, there's no consequence for failing the chip reader - at least, as far as I'm aware.

[@robertmain5079]

Best of Christian O'Neill deviating from his Irish religious upbringing

[@gung2549]

Upon Irish lines alone can the Irish race become what it was of yore - one of the most original, artistic, literary, and charming peoples of europe.

[@robertmain5079]

​@@gung2549"artistic" is that how that's pronounced?

[@parisulki729]

36:18 holy shit, this is what that bit from smiling friends episode about Alan was based on lol

[@Hamlet47x]

Ok, this is epic.

[@blackhatfreak]

Ew

[@LilNicky109]

THIS. IS. EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!

[@arkeiou_]

Is this just a bunch of flowers blooming and trees growing greener with bluer skies compilation? Is oney sitting in the background watching Mother Nature process into a beautiful art?

[@gilgammesh1]

Corey rocks my socks off

[@NOMM4DER]

Hey wormface, what's your pfp? (looks rad)

[@MrZip420]

he sucks my rocks off

[@BrandflakesTM]

@@NOMM4DER Looks like Kelger from FF5

[@an8790]

Cory socked the freaking snot out of me at a convention.

[@NOMM4DER]

@@BrandflakesTM Effing legend, thanks.

[@darkdemigod]

ah spring, when we bask in the beauty of nature, as Tomar homunculi spawn begin frolicking among the blossoms...

[@mcfearsun]

BEST OF POLITICAL ASSASSINATIONS [REUPLOAD]

[@1neurotic]

The bartender anywhere else would have gotten his ass kicked lucky he is in El Gay.

[@nahman3836]

Ermmmm I have you know that man was performing hard manual labour for this man, Chris forced that poor soul to make THREE (?!?) LONG ISLANDS. Honesty the dude deserves hazard pay, as well as a fair tip, for the $20 drinks

[@TheScarface43]

@@nahman3836 The way they treated that poor bartender is absolutely appalling. Reddit will surely hear about this.

[@Moowe291]

Power tripping bartenders are the worst. Expecting tips infuriates me. The ratio of workers who deserve a tip are like 1 out of 8. If you work in that industry you will watch people become affected by the need to earn tips.

[@nahman3836]

@@nobodycares6761 now that man deserves a tip

[@EmilyAnne1013]

Are drinks just more expensive in California? I have never in my life heard of a long island going for 20 bucks a piece. That is highway robbery at that point.

[@yolojolo8219]

Dear God Almighty above we thank thee for granting us this epic compilation of OneyNG and his pals on this holy Sabbath day. Amen 🙏

[@ren_pai]

I hope they unretire Lyle's big hair.

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

51:54 the gerbil back and forth is why I watch this channel lol, you'll never know what's coming with these guys.

[@superboltimpact]

you guys have made it big, you got the bots commenting now

[@TheJincorporated]

Gamers do be gaming.

[@megaultradamn]

Gaming Gaaming Gaaning Gooning

[@ThisIsTheYouTubeHandleName]

When is “Best of Tomar Ignoring” going to drop?

[@szambelan694]

haaah, minecraft

[@jiratsu]

lmfao that would be so good

[@islandboy9381]

what's worth acknowledging?

[@ThisIsTheYouTubeHandleName]

@@islandboy9381 possibly the meanest thing pure hearted Tomar has ever said

[@petersmith9138]

I saw Joshua Tomar roll a stoplight

[@RacingSnails64]

I saw Tomar roll a toddler's head across the sidewalk

[@thepenthouse217]

Gonna wait till they retire and they upload a Best of Existince video, showing the best clips going all the way from the start of this channel.

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

I needed this

[@TheDankShrimp]

Zach's laugh in the first clip is just perfect, I loved it.

[@aabbccdd4710]

Starting off with a brap... how classy

[@pootyting3311]

Quite possibly the best brap in the history of the channel. 😎

[@flxsemi]

There will come a point in time where uploading the entire Oneyplays channel will qualify as a DDOS attack

[@sillyslambo8527]

I'm so glad Paddy is in this. The story about asking Carls Jr staff about other places to eat fuckin killed me

[@pass_]

pls make worst of spring 2024, I wanna hear 4 hours of dead air 🥺

[@WeCareAlot4693]

Can you do Best of Spring of 1993 next? That's the year I was born

[@Foxuglowu]

We getting through the work day with this one 🗣️

[@JR-ol9pc]

Fuuuuuccckkkkk yeaaaaaaahhhhhh

[@ILiveforSorcery]

cue the rats dancing

[@islandboy9381]

HABADE EGADABADOO HABADE EGADABADOO HEY HEY HEY

[@KorneliusCob]

Zachs been working hard on nose simulator

[@tpneedstp]

Great video to workout out to and in between plastering the porcelain

[@nobody_gtk]

tp sneed stp

[@seshjuan42069]

i like how Chris saying shmitmar instead of scimitar has become such a long running funni word :) please, never stop saying shmitmar. its absolutely golden

[@defaulttrash5715]

Found out these guys were friends with and actually DEFENDED Joshua Tomar....unfollowed

[@Gallienus2720-yo3fi]

*Makes 100 sock puppet accounts to follow Joshua Tomar*

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

1:45:16 his delivery on this is so funny lol

[@MistaBrandoVA]

My Mom laughed really hard at their fart stories from the start lol

[@pyrotechnick420]

41:45 yea Lyle I reciprocated some stranger's aggression towards me and it resulted with them trying to spit in my face. The more you know ...lyle

[@pootyting3311]

Ah, that sweet Guile kick flip move ensures that punks are only spitting upwards. 🤪

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@pootyting3311 Lyle "Guile" Rath

[@XtremeMaran]

2:02:55 Tomar got extremely defensive. Suspicious.

[@TrueAuthenticSweets]

1:59:51 I like how the editor didn’t make a joke with it or anything. He just wanted to do a cool Godzilla edit

[@pieminator6969]

Where's our "Best of saying words with the letter R" compilation? Come on you guys I neeeeeeeed itttttt.

[@PrizrakNO]

Let's hope Paddy makes future appearances

[@UnluckyCommander]

Need an oneyplays “myyyh fhaaatherrr” comp

[@nobody_gtk]

here before it's Unlisted

[@Buaam]

Another upload from Chris, time to collect the lint from my belly buttons

[@lacharpillion]

i love zachs laugh at 0:41 so damn much oh my god 😭😭

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Best of Loving Yourself

[@stereoplexus]

love you guys

[@RacingSnails64]

Yes. Excellent.

[@xqccfz]

babe wake up new ones plays video dropped‼️

[@tpneedstp]

Great video to workout to while hearing Corey’s autistic ramblings for more than a few hours 🔥

[@brummmmmm7064]

Yes !

[@varicosevaynes]

How tf does Cory remember verbatim certain sleepycabin bits he did, like the jinglehiemer schmidt thing

[@heedseeker6155]

13:42 have none of them seen the South Park ep that’s entirely about getting strange??? Ike uses it every other sentence I’m kind of surprised none of them have seen that episode lol

[@functional200]

1:24:10 "You don't wanna be Drake" Funny how that works both ways now

[@wontonschannel]

2:04:30 I'm glad they didn't cut Tomar's Eminem reference. It was funny and it made sense.

[@Slorping]

just finished the whole video 10/10

[@p14t1num]

We need a Best of Being Nice to Tomar. I think it’s been a long time coming.

[@ImNotFine44]

We need the best of being very mean to tomar

[@nikkijones6070]

that would be a total of 4 minutes long

[@justsomejoe8072]

Best of three grenades, please

[@VLADPowder]

1:02:22 Corey's Tom and Jerry scream lol

[@ozmond]

Best of Burger Andy next

[@JR-de9gv]

Chris being the irish translator is the funniest shit

[@greenkidyt]

i love springs best of spring

[@beefrap2023]

Yet another compilation proving Lyle is funnier than everyone says he is.

[@meatmobile]

I still can't get over how obviously that protectah girl obviously spent months rehearsing every little facial movement for this but the guy clearly isnt really that into it

[@meatmobile]

This essentially the epitome of fail. 10/10 would smell again

[@jomo9698]

Lyle predicting the bracelet flying out and killing Fray is insane.

[@Alhummerr]

2:18:16 dave being fucking hilarious

[@shapesbb]

Best of Nuts n' Bolts 🔩

[@pyrotechnick420]

Best of Worm References

[@charlesplante]

Relive the Worm Odyssey!

[@Sigh487]

Best of drip fed content 2024

[@itsHvKz]

sho aweshome

[@hrisafenio]

29:13 nobody caught the breaking bad reference

[@Tjon9198]

1:32:42 "look at that slapper" is the funniest shit😂

[@TheTommygee37]

I love how it's basically the entire WOW episode lol

[@pyrotechnick420]

3:51:29 it just occurred to me that Chris must have been the one to model and texture the muscles

[@minkeymouce]

“There were so many of them. They came so fast.” - Friend of Fræ

[@framebot]

GUYS I need some help. There's an episode of oneyplays where they're laughing about the word bunions. And one of the guys says something like "great big brothing bunions" ... Does anyone know the episode?

[@ifoundasong3191]

Giants Uprising

[@framebot]

@@ifoundasong3191 thank you so much 🙏

[@blackhatfreak]

Corey went full sperg

[@islandboy9381]

Was wondering on how I could poop smoothly in the toilet by LOL-ing hard, thanks fellers

[@pootyting3311]

Old folks should be watching OneyPlays to stay regular with their bowels. No need for overpriced Metamucil. 👍

[@TheeDarkAges]

Niceee. Now we need a "Best Of Exposing Tomars War Crimes".

[@commoncreative]

thanks for the meal

[@gooberplex]

Literally forgot about getting strange

[@sputnik9942]

paddy funny

[@Bloodjaeg]

Crazy how Lyle made the covenant go right instead of left.

[@SirSpycrab]

ill queue one of these up and a clip from the forespoken series will play and ill feel compelled to watch that instead, its a shit game but its one of their funniest commentaries

[@austen3825]

The lyle fish story nearly killed me with laughter God speed lyles dad

[@dr.shakib9961]

Didn't they play Forespoken last year? I love it but I feel I'm tripping balls that it's something they just recently played.

[@KqmDenYT]

They played it again 4 months ago

[@Sammybuwuzaki]

Yk i met tomar in real life and he is a terrible person he kicked some homeless guys change cup and when the homeless guy got mad he tazed and maced him till he smelt like burned hair

[@Fiftyseven575seven]

Adam, rocks

[@brandonweavers4656]

If you mean in the same way that Jews rock, then I agree.

[@swiftnynja3310]

No Pseudoregalia??? No Mario saying “This shit a-making me crazy”???

[@Japamunhoz]

Think about it, one day you guys will run out years and seasons to milk compilations

[@Gamma_92]

Golden years are over, but it's still pretty funny

[@triplechocolate887]

Holy shit the whole WOW section is hilarious

[@NotSomeOrdinaryGuy]

58 seconds ago. That's a new record for me.

[@wontonschannel]

username checks out

[@DONQUAKER]

I'm going crezy

[@Mr.SandmanInc]

Still waiting for Best of Best of Compilation Compilation

[@phaviandennis7738]

Yes

[@pyrotechnick420]

I'm a quirky coffee girl

[@charlesplante]

G.I.R.L

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@charlesplante G.I.R.L. = Guy I Really Like

[@Stephillpotten]

What is your opinion on cake globes?

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@Stephillpotten holy shit those are still exist?