Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #22

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

Genuinely Rich is looking great. Proud he’s making progress.

[@verstamp]

the goblin lord strikes upon the hack frauds

[@jeffsummstl]

He’s been using the garden hose. It really works!

[@eggnogfrog]

Yeah, his receding hairline and bald spot should meet sometime in 2022. I might beat him tho.

[@frankmerker630]

@@jeffsummstl that was the nimblest I have ever seen him, Thanks Spiral Fitness!

[@leedaman8webz]

we love rich

[@jampersand0]

"Will the David Carradine jokes ever cease?" "I wouldn't hold my breath."

[@zachbos5108]

Let's remember him for the many great things he did. Like being on the Top Gun soundtrack with his band Berlin.

[@Riley_Mundt]

You could say the David Carradine jokes are... in excess.

[@deraykrause4517]

@@Riley_Mundt Even if no one else did, I saw what you did there good sir! Bravo man!

[@Ryfinius]

Whacked during a whack, the perfect crime.

[@zachbos5108]

@Nobby Nobbs Hey man don't give yourself a hard time (like you know who)

[@sednoid]

I can't believe they still haven't included David Carradine into the BotW hall of fame. Don't leave the man hanging.

[@spillanegottleib1681]

If they did, it would be noose/news to me.

[@mythosinmedia]

Wow...

[@mythosinmedia]

My mouth is just hanging open after this comment

[@stephengrigg5988]

I hate you all lol

[@TKFTCaboose]

I literally heard the badum tiss, well done.

[@joebagadonuts]

I loved how they all unanimously agreed that Mr. Rogers was a genuinely heartfelt child TV host. Mr. Rogers even cuts through THEIR cynicism...That's impressive.

[@kyubii972]

damn right

[@MrPsyren99]

Idk if it true or not but I heard a story about how he got his car stolen and when it was reported the car theifs returned the car with a note saying sorry and how they wouldn't have done it if they knew it was his car

[@theenglishman]

@@MrPsyren99 I don’t think that’s true - but I want it to be.

[@s3.14dervision]

Disliking bullsh*t is not the same as cynicism

[@apullcan]

@@s3.14dervision sure, but they're definitely cynical lmao

[@therealrawker]

I was there live when Tim Noah performed this Masterpiece Nightmare. We danced on stage with those creepy effing monsters. Now he's converted a church near my home into the Tim Noah Thumbnail Theatre. It's kinda like that church in In the Mouth of Madness, but with bluegrass jams...

[@Hoopsnake]

Give an address or website or it ain't real.

[@CIubDuck]

@@Hoopsnake Tims website is just his full name .com. He still sells the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Whatever DVD on there for 15 dollars + shipping

[@DaisyAjay]

@@CIubDuck Holy shit. It's real. That website is somehow both hellish and heavenly on mobile. I spent about 5 minutes in the store clicking on random things in the background. My favourite was the mouse.

[@Hemostat]

@@DaisyAjay that site was an experience...

[@YearsOfLeadPoisoning]

I was there in 1985, at the first Tim Noah production. I was working on the monster costumes, with much patience. I was theeeere.

[@wittynamehere4793]

"Rich, when you bring me out, can you introduce me as T-bone?"

[@davidrogers9206]

- jack pacard, 1984

[@cadedonnghail9317]

did Rich seriously just attach the wheel to the back of the Plinketto board so no one can knock it over anymore? lmao

[@dangerdan2592]

Lol he was tired of having to fix that shit after every wheel of the worst episode.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

Yes, but also probably to save floor space. The previous wheel was pretty big.

[@jorgamund07]

"Guys I don't care what bit you want to do, I am NOT making another one!"

[@silveryin4341]

Mike will find a way. Mike always finds a way.

[@igotproblemsman]

Wtf happened to the wheel of misfortune? did I miss a episode or something lol

[@RageONTv]

I love how everyone goes by their first name except for Rich Evans who is a national treasure

[@KS-xk2so]

When you manage to somehow book international superstar Rich Evans on your internet podcast, you want to really use that clout!

[@skeezelord]

Also the only one with a nickname in the credits is Josh "The Wizard"

[@nathanwade6201]

Some peoples name just feel good to say altogether . Idk why anymore , but my name is said by most people as NateWade. Someone started it long ago and some days it’s honestly annoying lol

[@HierophanticRose]

Richard R.R. Evans

[@somethingsomething8511]

We really need to get a secret service detail for his safety, he means too much to the nation to risk losing him

[@choreomaniac]

“It’s the children show for adults” just like RLM.

[@Voduke789]

I started watching RLM when I was a child. I hope it hasn't affected my development.

[@blakelester1776]

This man speaks wisdom.

[@ozymandiasramesses1773]

@@Voduke789 Cameron Mitchell's lung cancer is classified as a memetic carcinogen. Watching his movies is like inhaling a whole pack of 2nd hand methonal cigarettes.

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

Deciding to do a scant amount of research, "Dino and Rocco" released a few crude series of videos as part of a production company called "Back Alley Entertainment", though they probably changed the name of the company with each video release. More than likely, had they landed on "Blarney", it would have probably ended up being reacted to with the same vitriol as "American Flatulators". Though, like all Wheel of the Worst videos, it's the ones they don't land on that create a Shoji Tabuchi-like aura where you just have to know what's on there. I'm still yearning to know about "How To Sell Thousands of Dollars Worth of Plants From Home, Even if Your House is Surrounded by Huge Discount Stores and Home Improvement Stores".

[@choreomaniac]

@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 I do find that one intriguing (HTSToDWoPFHEiYHiSbHDSaHIS)

[@Beer_Baron_]

Holy shit!!!! I had the vhs version of T-Bone’s World of Clowning as a kid!!! I won it at a live show of his at my local library. HOLY SHIT! I’ve been trying to find it to send to you guys cause it was so hilariously sad. My younger sister and I absolutely hate watched it a bunch. I cannot believe it’s been put on DVD! I am genuinely shocked. I fully expected T-Bone to be long dead.

[@EliseOfTheValley]

Truly a monument to the infinite malicious cruelty of god

[@Gustavozxd13]

@@systematicrisk until he's 100 years old, and then he'll be free

[@Beer_Baron_]

@@sharpeslass5452 I only vaguely remember the live show. I think T-Bone was solo and none of the others in the video weren’t there. He probably skinned them alive in his Clown Hut.

[@Beer_Baron_]

After googling T-Bone, an article came up about how one local school stopped him from preforming because of a portion of his act. He was telling children that if parents have a drug problem to not tell cops, but to talk to teachers, clergy, trusted adult. He was trying to save families from being broken up by police because of drugs.

[@johnarbuckle2619]

Poor T-Bone, I feel bad for him.

[@notme222]

Mike's editing on this was top notch. Really outdid himself.

[@Loe7]

Came here to post this. Mike was really in his game.

[@bjwwilcera]

allegedly

[@bm2128]

Rosebud

[@burst_ch.]

"I SAID GIVE IT TO ME!"

[@frankmerker630]

Oh the rich zoomed in overlays are a dead giveaway? I didn’t need to wait til the final credits. Also only mike references Citizen Kane in his videos

[@yourdadadvice]

I never comment on videos, but I had to share. I took guitar lessons from Tim Noah in the early 2000's. He's a local kids entertainer here around Seattle and used to do shows at Children's Theaters and Elementary Schools, and had a tv show on the local public access channel in the 90's. I found it very ironic that Rich is wearing his Nirvana shirt for this episode, they got two Washington guitarists in one episode lol.

[@yourdadadvice]

@@christianalanwilson434 Sure, if you're under the age of 10 he's pretty entertaining lol. From taking lessons and talking with him, I got the impression that he wanted to be a rockstar, but settled for children's entertainer. Like he could do kids shows but then also play some Def Leppard or Journey at the local bar on Saturday night. Genuinely nice guy who found his niche to make a living and seemed to enjoy doing it.

[@yourdadadvice]

@@patrickglaser1560 he might these days, when I took lessons from him twenty years ago he lived in Snohomish

[@92brunod]

Cool comment but coincidence is not irony, mate.

[@RamnaViaz]

@@92brunod you saw that George Carlin video too huh?

[@92brunod]

@@RamnaViaz Hahahahaha what? Do you really think people need to have watched a George Carlin video to understand basic concepts of words and their meaning? Good f*cking lord... I'll loot it up, though. He was a very funny guy.

[@lilrhia]

When you google T-Bone the Clown and one of the first things that comes up is that he was banned from an elementary school after he told kids not to turn their parents over to the police if they were using drugs lol

[@CaramelsDen]

The clown had a better idea of drug rehab than most people at the time lmao

[@GillesVandenoostende]

Wholesome

[@deathsyth8888]

At least that clown is not a narc.

[@Burner-B]

Snitches get stitches. And have you seen Stitches? You don't wanna mess with that clown...

[@lilrhia]

@@deathsyth8888 possibly into some kinky things, but ain't no snitch

[@maxscholts8649]

It's a shame David Carradine couldn't go into the Fitness Protection Program.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Of course not. He kept blowing that garden hose like it was his own personal shofar.

[@UlshaRS]

He found the requirements demanded by the program not suffocating enough.

[@dpatsios92]

I can't help but get choked up thinking about David Carradine

[@nchap2023]

It's hard not to get hung up on it

[@zachbos5108]

He has the unfair reputation of letting himself go a bit too much. In the end he surely didn't.

[@Knifegash]

At least his legacy came to completion, that's another notch in his belt I'd wager.

[@tHeInEvItAbLePaRtY]

Hey man, we can't always be hung up on things. Remember to find a good release. David Carradine wouldn't want you to let yourself down, even when your having a hard go of it!

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Almost makes you choke, huh?

[@leminjapan]

You monsters! Betty White was just 17 days away from hitting 100 and being free of T-Bone. The RLM curse really spares no one.

[@AleZayas]

Damn

[@klemmteastwood]

If you die at 99 you go to clown hell and have to stay with T-Bone forever. Thanks, RLM. Now Betty White has to deal with gay clowns for the rest of eternity.

[@Antomaru]

"I'm going with creepy gay clowns." -Jay Bauman 2021

[@Burner-B]

To be fair, you could probably put any random year on there and would still be correct

[@GoodStarfish]

The clown vid has a mystery behind it too. It's just that we know they made it to give each other the D, hopefully while the kid was elsewhere

[@jakubnajemnik6310]

big surprise here!

[@f.d.3289]

That's why I love my Jay.

[@genxer1]

Damn you sir. I had that typed in and thought I had better check to see if anyone has typed that in already before I hit enter. I should have known.

[@saladdinzero7379]

Mike’s PTSD laugh at “Woodoo hide” really got me

[@NealX_Gaming]

I was legit so happy to hear that word again.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@paultar_5047 hey, speaking of Lore, that reminds me of an episode of _Star Trek: TNG..._

[@fishydude23]

11:27 beautiful

[@saladdinzero7379]

@@fishydude23 thanks for the timestamp

[@Inverted88]

That was amazing

[@TofuPetteri]

Even out of context, "I'm going with creepy gay clowns" doesn't sound odd at all coming out of Jay's mouth.

[@tartrazine5]

1:10:28

[@wwyd4akb]

all I know is clown-mouth is now my preferred euphemism for where it can be stuck

[@LohiHarHar]

Eipä kyllä.

[@Knuspabrot]

That's a common saying down at the manhole.

[@redfalconfox]

Sorry, what is coming out of his clown mouth?

[@commonvarietynopon7]

Curse of the Worst strikes again. Just when Betty White was about to escape T-Bone...

[@bloodrunsclear]

‘She’s almost free’ Well…THAT phrase is haunting now

[@virus5448]

ooooohhh nooooo

[@bencarlson4300]

She was a month away? This might be the worst/best example of the Curse so far!

[@Original_Syn]

So are you implying that T-Bone couldn’t let her escape his carnival of carnage so he had to take matters into his own hands.

[@scarlettwilliamson5370]

no one escapes tbone

[@frankhanney8737]

"This is one of the most sexually-charged clown videos I've ever seen" is the hardest I've laughed at any RLM line

[@davechan8613]

Eloise Cole joins the chat.

[@vito]

8:17 "Oh don't turn to the next card." Jay is a comedic genius

[@peiceofcheese87]

We were all thinking it the moment he said "White face"

[@frankmerker630]

Glad to know T-Bone had something else in mind when talking about white face

[@edgarallanpoe8309]

Hey look it's the pedophile defense force

[@Guywithaclub]

@@peiceofcheese87 Isn't that hilarious.

[@its1899]

@@edgarallanpoe8309 what

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

"Woodoo hide?" Mike's face is just priceless.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

That was a deep cut.

[@saltech3444]

"Star Wars Episode X: Waxed With Woodoo Hide."

[@brianmarini1888]

I watched that Tim Noah video when I was 3, repeatedly. I loved every song of it, except the one with the puppet people... that shit gave me nightmares. I hadn't remembered it in three and a half decades. This episode has unleashed some DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP memories.

[@thefitnerd5116]

Yeah, when they started watching it, I went "OH MY, I HAVE SEEN THST BEFORE!" I thought it was an hallucination from my childhood, but it was very really.

[@brianmarini1888]

@@thefitnerd5116 Same, I thought I was losing my mind!

[@zoyapenwell6875]

i still remember some of the songs lmao, when they were like “no kid would be interested in this!!” i was like “idk i was pretty into it”

[@zoyapenwell6875]

I still remember musty moldy melvin and the wow wow wibble wobble wozzy woodle woo!!

[@matthewmacdonaldchannel1]

Thank you for confirming. I’m so old that they showed this -from a projector no less- to us in grade school. And yes, everyone started to hum along. I remember how white the set was, it confused me.

[@SrPelo]

This entire episode was Rich's imagination

[@saar1707]

Oh My GOOOOODDDDDDDDDD

[@idod1345]

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[@bobjohnson8468]

Hi pelo.

[@KishinAkenm]

Every episode Rich evans dies more inside, how is he gonna make it to spooky month :(

[@nerone1984]

Dammmmnnnnn

[@tatoba5066]

Tim Higgins almost appears not homeless in this episode. Almost.

[@megaslush9629]

Like he's been given donation clothes and a shower.

[@Top10WizardReviews]

Summer Tim for the Summer Time! (summertime is usually one word but for the purpose of this awful joke; nuh-uh)

[@williamisenhower7967]

You can never change my mind, even with evidence, that hes not related to Dan Cummins. Its my personal head canon.

[@stinkrat6501]

he kinda looks like if jay aged just like the rest of RLm

[@davechan8613]

@@stinkrat6501 Is he the original Jay!? Was Jay replaced early on by “new, sexy, gay Jay”, but then the original came back as a different character?!

[@thegradualreport]

Tim looks like the neighborhood dad that always has a coors lite can and knows everything, factual or otherwise, about Pontiac firebirds.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

He looks like the Martian version of Karl Pilkington.

[@Burner-B]

He looks like the dad from Psycho Goreman

[@presto668]

Coors Lite? No. Old Milwaukee. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYWyd2SYl9Z2h6s

[@rox9570]

That shot of the guy messing with his spiral fitness hose and rolling around on the beach gets me every time

[@IanMHaraldsonDecker]

like a monkey in a cage

[@RaptorRockDrakeJesus]

What would u do if you saw a grown man playing with a hose

[@howiel2533]

Same here, it looks like the hose is kicking his ass

[@johnrivers3813]

"You look like an asshole"

[@williamnoonan7380]

I thought he was being attacked by a snake.

[@Novestador]

In elementary school our big field trip was to Tim Noah's theater where we had to sing those songs for some reason. Thanks for reminding me the time I got yelled at by my third grade teacher because I couldn't remember the Weeble Wozzle Woos.

[@asmodiusjones9563]

Either he came to my school or my parents took me to one of his shows, but I remember him from my elementary school days.

[@sadslavboy]

Must have grown up in the Northwest

[@hrwise89]

I saw him at our local YMCA when I was in elementary school.

[@guthax30]

Ya know, i also have vague memories of a guy saying really stupid obvious stuff on stage and doing little magic tricks and dance routines. i think that's just a type of career/scam for a lot of people. Can't sell your act to Hollywood? Sell it to teachers/schools.

[@Elizabethscaptain]

Grew up next to the Tim Noah theater. I had this vhs and loved it. Tried rewatching it and they are right none of the music is really anything special or memorable. On the other hand met him several times and he was a super nice guy.

[@microondasdelsur]

"As a former clown" Man, they really just recast Jack.

[@lumilad]

Made me laugh louder than I should have. nice one

[@spillanegottleib1681]

As we know from Highlander, "There can only be one Fucking Clown Weirdo".

[@JJAB91]

I think it terms of 4th members I personally would go Tim > Jack > Josh. I do not like Josh at all.

[@guthax30]

@uNnHkP8mza All a matter of opinion. The entire crew has their fans and haters. I'm sure there's some people who absolutely despise Mike and Jay or even Rich and only watch for the B-team.

[@BTLJKS]

@@guthax30 for me it depends on the show really For example, I don't really like watching re:views with Mike (not counting the star trek ones) for some reason, but botw episodes without Mike just don't hit as hard I tend to agree that Josh is the weakest link on the b team, though he does have his moments as well. My favourite re:view duo is Jay and Rich, and man I was happy when they did the Carpenter run for Halloween

[@couchalmark675]

"I've let you talk me into one disaster after another" is Rich's entire history with Mike.

[@bennettwinter7356]

“Oh, don’t turn to the next card.” This is probably my favorite Jay joke, and high in the running for most underrated joke in RLM history. This whole ep is top 5, at least.

[@born2hula325]

I was raging nobody seemed to get the joke!

[@warrendesenberg]

I think the two types of clowns comment is up there too: “scary, or really scary??” Haha

[@D.B..]

"The Spiral Company Bar" or for short, "The S. Co. Bar."

[@Nygaard2]

Gold comment!

[@jongillett9243]

Genius🤔😆

[@braedan51]

Allegedly.

[@borbafet9206]

(Allegedly)

[@FrugalGamerFlashback]

That Tim Noah movie....holy shit! For 30 years I’ve had faint memories of this damn thing and could never figure out if it was just in my imagination or if it was an actual movie and now I finally have an answer! Thanks so much guys! Another piece of my disturbed, nightmarish childhood has finally been re-discovered.

[@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag]

Liar

[@haloplayer9855]

But Controller Cramps, it been in your imagination allllll along

[@martinlundberg7070]

Seen it before. Being watched by somebody else, im thinking it was cinemasnob. I was horrified when he landed on it, had nightmares about the music before this.

[@97GeoPrizm]

I'm fairly certain it was part of the rotation on the Disney Channel. I had vague memories as well and tracked it down after the Cinema Snob reviewed it.

[@plopplopplop]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers it.

[@Markaroo]

"I've only held a garden hose, but not to better myself."

[@richardg1017]

"When I play with it, I feel better!"

[@mattdauph]

Poor Betty White... She never made it out of the hell that is T-Bone's World of Clowning

[@guthax30]

came back to this vid knowing all the Betty White comments would be here lol.

[@borisindigo5593]

Too soon?

[@mattdauph]

@@borisindigo5593 are you asking if she died too soon? Cuz 99.9 years is a pretty long time

[@borisindigo5593]

@@mattdauph Nah saying the joke is too soon. I usually give it a month or two before making jokes about celebrities who just died.

[@mattdauph]

@@borisindigo5593 why? She's not gonna get deader in month

[@LukeKimmell]

The fact that Rich fucking around with the hose at end looks as convincing as the hacks in the Spiral Fitness video leads more credibility that it was a money laundering operation

[@AsiaDanceScene]

Rich's improvised spiritual mumbo jumbo was hilariously on point too

[@BambooAcrobatVerte]

The David Carradine video should be called Downward Spiral Fitness.

[@nijnij3988]

I lol, I like

[@butchdeadlift7551]

zing

[@calvinlee8103]

So far, this is the only funny comment. Well done, clap clap clap.

[@SinisterGerbils]

_slide whistle_

[@CS9_]

I'm glad David Carradine gets more spotlight on the wheel, he deserves it. Seeing him feels like tying up a loose end.

[@t.c.bramblett617]

He takes my breath away

[@Nocturne_Duskclaw]

Sounds like if he doesn't get mentioned you get all choked up about it.

[@mattcrosby2310]

It seems like this fan base gets pretty hung up on David Carradine references.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Given his prolific career, you're bound to find out something about him in a closet somewhere.

[@Gatsby3737]

When I saw David Carradine on the wheel, I thought they were just jerking my chain.

[@VargVikernes1488]

I can't believe they digitally de-aged Rich Evans for this episode.

[@kapsi]

The homeless guy looks pretty homefull too

[@jagerzaku9160]

Thanks varg

[@VargVikernes1488]

@@jagerzaku9160 you are welcome

[@mythosinmedia]

They didn't digitally de-age him. He de-ages naturally... like Jeniffer Aniston, only more beautiful.

[@ianzamost5632]

Uncanny Valley Rich Evans

[@OverlyAverageBen]

David Carridine! Every time I see him, I just remember what a great actor he was and how much his appearances on this Internet series (Best of the Worst) have been a positive experience! It really chokes me up

[@mikekz4489]

Rifftrax just released a new riffed movie and it has David Carradine. The Rifftrax artwork for the riff has a cartoon David Carradine holding a noose.

[@toddtangen6750]

[@larrylaffer3246]

He just couldn't hang in there baby.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

You really should throttle your emotions. They'll be the death of you.

[@STiP0]

I can't unsee Ben Stiller's "Simple Jack" character in Tim Noah.

[@joeyboy720]

Omg STiP0 watches RLM

[@bk-terminator3617]

Omg lmao

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

I guess Frank killed T-Bone The Clown during the Willamette Incident.

[@myoldvan119]

Hey buddy

[@sjbmx]

I couldn't help but think that Tim Noah was suddenly going to become a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

[@JamesFarrOfficial]

That Kill Bill edit! Amazing.

[@captainbaseballbatboy7915]

Right!!😂😂

[@fiddledotgoth]

I just looked up an ABC news story on Carradine's death; "Carradine, 72, best known for his role in the 1970s television drama "Kung Fu," was found by a chamber maid at Bangkok's Park Nai Lert Hotel naked and dead, slumped in a closet with cords bound and connecting his neck and his genitals, Bangkok police said." Yeah thats right; "slumped in a closet..." What did Tim Noah keep saying ? "Don't look in the closet" ??? I know too much; going to have to go into hiding...

[@dropkicksmurfy8144]

That was the best.

[@dumbsocrates]

The had me dying... so damn funny. I need it as a gif or as its own upload on youtube... I want to share that so much.

[@amelzon1]

That was one of the most raucous fits of laughter I’ve had in a long while. Perfectly edited.

[@jwfry5147]

Binge watching RedLetterMedia’s Best of the Worst Playlist and watching the segment on this video of the cast trying to figure out how old Betty White was just makes me sad knowing she died 3 weeks before her 100th birthday. The curse of T-Bone the Clown strikes again. Nobody can escape the Clown, not even Betty White.

[@Azurenighterror11]

I still cant believe T-Bone was Ronald Mcdonald

[@DangerB0ne]

Is T-Bone replacing EloiseCole?

[@guthax30]

After she died i didn't even bother to visit this video to comment because i knew 500 RLM fans like yourself would call out the prediction 😂 good lord these guys are some regular Grim Reapers. R.I.P. Betty. You will live on in the form of a million "GoldenGirl's" arm-tattoo's proudly sported by hipsters the world-over...

[@davechan8613]

@@DangerB0ne I wonder what their children would look like…

[@Fr564]

Not even Her Majesty the Queen escaped the machinations of T-Bone

[@geecee12]

I saw Tim Noah at an outdoor concert when I was 5 or 6, back in 1987, I grew up with that tape. He is still doing concerts to this day, I brought my niece and nephew to see him at the Chalet in Enumclaw about two years ago, we all had a great time, the kids dancing around to his songs, and me remembering all the fun I had as a kid watching him.

[@swagswagimsotired2772]

aww cute

[@Lesnooch]

Aw, that's sweet. I guess he did pretty well for himself.

[@mercurysorbit5138]

The best comments are the wholesome recollections of a video the guys mocked.

[@zachbos5108]

Wow, Tim Noah has a loy of yt accounts

[@SaladofStones]

@@zachbos5108 does that man look like he knows how to make one youtube account

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

"We're running out of tapes!" Fans: The hell you won't!

[@popculturewatch8689]

Running out of GOOD tapes.

[@JackgarPrime]

@@popculturewatch8689 Good. We only want the absolute worst garbage for them.

[@mikekz4489]

Unless those tapes in the early episodes got destroyed, RLM has plenty of tapes for the Wheel.

[@notchuckproductions5029]

Don't worry as the asshole who sent them Princess party, Blarney, and T bone. I just sent them a new batch three weeks ago Edit:instructional vhs tape archives is a sister account and i have uploed them all on thier EDIT: I can't believe one again my tape i sent got tied for BOTW by some "Celberitys" weird new age thing

[@instructionalvhstapeacrhiv2038]

​@@notchuckproductions5029 Note :Hes not lying Not chuck is me, and you can see Blarney, and T bone on my channel

[@supafly345]

Gotta say, Tim Noah is a Pacific Northwest celebrity. Numerous television specials, live shows, appearance, and even a tv show. Anyone who grew up in Washington during the 80s/ early 90s knows him. Also, the reason the set looks so good is because it was designed by Maurice sendak.

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

So was Jim Spagg, and we know how that turned out.

[@grimkaizer8417]

Grew up in Oregon and never heard of this guy lol

[@michaeljasinski5258]

His stuff has won Emmys

[@tallmunchkin868]

@@grimkaizer8417 How old are you though?

[@lilrhia]

wow, well they did at least pick up on the Where the Wild Things Are vibe

[@gonehorsegames1225]

This whole episode is infested. Contaminated with spirals.

[@leoseling4413]

You sound a bit obsessed, shuichi

[@raymondrjstanford]

*sweats in Junji Ito*

[@CoconutPete.]

Uzumaki

[@xavierkazoo1619]

When does Rich Evans turn into a snail?

[@TheChach]

"What that clown mouth do?" T-Bone asked hungrily.

[@RobTunes]

“This is one of the most sexually charged clown videos I’ve ever seen”

[@noahmay7708]

is that so

[@cheelerocheeler5879]

Other sexually charged clown videos don’t even get close

[@ormhaxan]

Where would _you_ want your clown mouth to be?

[@misterbeeps]

Tim's the kinda guy who calls his mustache a "flavor saver".

[@samforpanek8401]

slit tickler

[@swirlingabyss]

Womb broom.

[@dogfishrulez]

I think the big difference between Tim Noah and the other children's entertainers mentioned: Jim Henson, Shari Lewis, and Fred Rogers is that they never pretended to be children. They had puppets as avatars for children (Kermit, Lamb chop, Land of Make Believe etc) but they never talked down to them. Also not to mention, Jim Henson and Shari Lewis were genuine comedians and Mr Rogers was too pure for this world so...yes there is also that lightning in a bottle factor.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Also when they used the puppets/muppets etc it was fun, uplifting and heartfelt this is just borderline creepy let alone insufferable.

[@Ale-mv3gr]

Tim Noah was actually very succesful.

[@dogfishrulez]

@@Ale-mv3gr I mean sure he's been able to make a living off of being a children's entertainer but by no means a legend in children's television or music.

[@ThisIsNeccessary]

It makes me super happy that Tim is making more appearances. Every single one has been memorable!

[@Mopman]

Especially Fuck Butt Point

[@excessmaterial]

Tim drunk is classic BOTW energy

[@Indigo_Gaming]

Seems that the gang got really hung up on this Spiral Fitness mystery...

[@frankmerker630]

It’s a mystery that we really need to wring out

[@cassidy678]

I remember seeing this on TV. There was an infomercial version, you called the number and you got that DVD they watched and the stick. It was clearly targeted at the daytime soap-watching retiree crowd, but it's one of those things that they can't just show the target market for (disabled and partially disabled elderly).

[@whynotska]

seems like they've rebranded themselves as physiostix, there's a couple videos from 2017 as well as some official looking websites.

[@rocarter5059]

They really choked the life out of it.

[@help4343]

@@whynotska Just $55 for a curved stick. What a bargain!

[@xAsmodeus161]

The David Carradine jokes are some of my favorite things about Red Letter Media. Even though they kind of make me feel evil. I guess I shouldn't get so hung up about it though.

[@matiuhhh2788]

you want to feel like a good person while watching RLM? don’t hold your breath

[@djangofett4879]

carradine was a creepy egomaniac. he deserves to be ridiculed posthumously.

[@zachbos5108]

I don't think anything is off limits when it comes to humor. I'd feel constricted if I had to worry about evil jokes. Not as constricted as David Carradine though.

[@Shinkajo]

I never understood why people feel bad about laughing at good jokes

[@spillanegottleib1681]

I think of those jokes as a breath of fresh air.

[@glenellisquinn]

That Kill Bill edit at like 48:00 is legit hilarious. Just perfect. Good on ya lads

[@philduprey7226]

For anybody just discovering RLM, there is only one thing you need to know; how David Carradine died

[@mellowyellow6572]

@@thatlittlevoice6354 He was stroking something alright lmao

[@brandonmelling771]

@@thatlittlevoice6354 several of them actually

[@theblargh151]

His heart exploded, obviously.

[@VikingTeddy]

Man, if this was my first RLM exposure, I'd never be satisfied by an episode anymore. This really escalated to the end.

[@FearMonarch]

What about the shaq meat?

[@janellefricks8570]

I had that Tim Noah cassette tape when I was a kid. I listened to it on repeat on my Fisher Price tape player. It was amazing. I never knew it was a movie.

[@johnathanbaker5015]

It was a public-TV funded recording of his old live stage show at the Science Center children's museum theater. They used to play it every so often on KCTS9. Tim was basically GWAR for six-year-olds back when I was six.

[@ThePolandball]

The fact that Sens-eye Rich Evans didn't smash that VHS tape with a garden hose subverted my expectations

[@comedictragedy7239]

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!

[@6661313]

And subverting expectations, in and of itself, is the most important thing

[@jackboneart]

Shit. They mentioned Betty White...guess we'll be seeing her in the obituaries soon

[@eijiniizuma6184]

thats inevitable shes in her late 90s

[@spillanegottleib1681]

Check the Craft Room regularly.

[@KevenP90]

She just died

[@CJRH1FILMS]

This didn't age well

[@jackboneart]

:(

[@cchase92]

I love Rich "Woggly Balls" Evans, he is an American Hero

[@hilotakenaka]

His “wow wow wobble wiggle wazzie woodle woo” balls?

[@Pikmeir]

I grew up with Tbone's stuff, as well as attended some of his shows as a kid. He was actually a family friend of ours! We of course had that video on VHS and watched it all the time, so much we had it all memorized. Me and my siblings often quoted it. The video is so cheesy and bad, but it was a memorable kind of "bad" to us.

[@Pikmeir]

@@twinbot.2 I met him multiple times. He also used to have a radio show and I'd sometimes call in as a kid. Really nice guy! We have a lot of stories about him, but especially my mom does who knew him better than I did.

[@chrisrichards6803]

@@Pikmeir where is he now?

[@Pikmeir]

@@chrisrichards6803 He still performs, just I don't think as this clown. You can search Tim Arem. I haven't talked with him in a very long time, but I'm sure my mom still has his contact info as she's mentioned him recently.

[@rwo23]

@@Pikmeir yo but for real dude started t-bone productions 6 months before gacy was arrested. any idea if they met?

[@AntLeonardi01]

Lies.

[@kyleolson8977]

True story: Tim Noah accidentally gave me a nickname in 5th grade by reading my name wrong at a school assembly. I was "Keylo".

[@FutureDeep]

He then went on to co-write the new Star Wars trilogy.

[@kikib8434]

This may be the best story I've ever heard. Seriously, this had me laughing ridiculously for whatever reason. Thank-you 😁😂.

[@DomSithe]

Mine got mispronounced in grade 5 so it sounded like I came from Krypton: Ki-el.

[@CIubDuck]

@@planescaped oh yeah. Had a substitute asking if "Hans" was present. The real name of the kid was "Harris", but from then on out we called him Hans for 3 years before graduating. I actually had to think twice before remembering his name was Harris because Hans is just so ingrained into my memory

[@Ander0072originalv2]

@@CIubDuck Sounds just like the type of life for Hans--I mean Harris--Moleman.

[@stevenherrera3469]

Look at how proud Mike looks at Rich for saying Jay likes his pervert films 25:25

[@JesterNil]

"Tim Noah and wah wah wah whatever", or alternatively, an episode of It's Always Sunny, "Dennis Creates a Children's Show".

[@casanovafunkenstein5090]

I just realised it's the tiniest step away from actually being 'the night man cometh' 😂

[@deengew]

Used to rent that tape a lot as a kid, it weirded me out even then

[@jrlaps521]

The first thing I thought when I saw him was Dennis 😂

[@Madhouse_Media]

I think Cinema Snob's video about it mentions The D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

[@JoeChillton]

@@Madhouse_Media definitely has a Always Sunny reference. It's one of my favorite episodes of not only Snob but Always Sunny

[@ProfessorPopNLocke]

I watched that Wizzle Woddle Woo show when I was a kid and the song at the end where all the trademarked characters come out of the closet really stuck with me because I wasn't sure if it was real or something I dreamed up. Just watched the song at the end where the goofy characters come out of the closet on youtube. Fond childhood memories confirmed.

[@beavinator]

I have been searching for that show literally for decades, I too assumed I must have imagined it because I could never find ANYTHING online. I completely lost my shit when the wheel landed on it. :-D

[@Frozenghostnuggets]

Watched the premium on HBO.

[@zvferguson]

@@beavinator I remember watching it a million times when I was little - they’d just throw it on at daycare every other day. Then one day, I found it on eBay and shipped it directly to the RLM boys.

[@bondfool]

It looks like he still has a theater for children in Washington. You know what, if you can make a living making kids happy, go for it.

[@shh4894]

Out of all the horrific children's shows they have watched on best of the worst this one is probably the most competent.

[@ttthttpd]

Oh boy, now I have plans for Saturday evening!

[@mog398]

Weekend of the Worst?

[@popculturewatch8689]

What is with these comments? Its an little over an hour long video. How is this your Saturday night plan?

[@faultylinedup]

@@popculturewatch8689 what you're not considering is whenever a new rlm video comes out it cascades into a 5 hour long marathon beginning with the new episode and ends at 2am with half a tub of ice cream and the darth vader facts vid for the 900th time please help me

[@lenonel3286]

I'll have to postpone crying in the shower!

[@popculturewatch8689]

@@faultylinedup I guess I'm not because that sounds ridiculous to me. But, I admit to forgetting how bizarre I find RLM Fandom.

[@ZigPig581]

I wanna see more of Tim! I genuinely enjoy when he’s on the panel.

[@designate_om]

for the record, Spiral Fitness changed its name to Golden Spiral Wellness, and the pipe things seem to be called "physiostix"

[@Tetragrammaton22]

@@onkelpappkov2666 Or a spell from Harry Potter.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

"The Phi Stik is our basic model and a great introduction to the Golden Spiral Wellness system. It is made from a bright and durable green polyethelene, suitable for indoor and outdoor play." $55 what the fuck. Also they spelled polyethylene wrong.

[@ely_oh]

Everytime the hack frauds joke about David Carradine I get choked up.

[@krodmandoon3479]

I really felt like they left me hanging

[@larrylaffer3246]

That joke really rubbed me the wrong way.

[@goatgod2009]

This is so old, you guys are just asphyxiating a dead horse.

[@lockwoodthexton]

Too soon, man. Too soon.

[@RustyMuck]

Great way to rope ‘em in

[@colonelwest5443]

Rich Evans has mastered the art of being dead inside, truly the man of our times.

[@bigwendigo2253]

Those costumes and set in wibble wobble were awesome imo

[@carolyns4519]

The set is great, but as they pointed out, the black and white color scheme would work better with something made for adults or older kids. Younger kids would probably prefer to see something more colorful.

[@chukadoo1871]

fun theme: first movie sounds like a noise a clown would make, second shows how to be a clown and the third helps you look like one.

[@Expo-]

“Creepy gay clowns” and “vertically challenged coffin creepers” definitely overlap in real life

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

They both describe Jay.

[@GG256_]

*"Rosebud."* "Hello 911? Yes, yes, Jay Bauman is editing again."

[@FutureDeep]

Seeing the credits, turns out Mike edited.

[@Centrophy]

@@graham3490 I understood that reference. Not bad.

[@GG256_]

@@FutureDeep I know man! I was very shocked, but hey, im not embarrassed. I wont change it, it fits jays personality and the running gags about his taste in films and even his editing style. Best show on the internet no matter whose editing. :)

[@FutureDeep]

@@GG256_ Mike: I edited it as if I was a pretentious asshole. Aka Jay.

[@izwald1]

No joke, Rich is looking much healthier. Makes me happy.

[@ahoitherr]

Holy shit. I had that Tim Noah video as a kid. I loved it. I saw him perform it LIVE on stage. Holy shit. "This couldn't hold the attention of any child?" You have GREATLY overestimated me.

[@emmy8526]

That it was a play explains the format quite a bit. Quite bold to not have audience sounds then. Also the recording apparently won 4 Emmys. I think there’s a failure to account for 80s sensibilities in children’s entertainment.

[@ethansloan]

Tim Noah: Sees Google Alert he put on himself finally go off. Jay: "Tim Noah is a complete failure on every level." Tim Noah: puts head in oven, doesn't realize oven is electric.

[@Craplatte]

Beautiful and almost certainly exactly what happened.

[@DaisyAjay]

After a bit of sleuthing, Tim Noah seems to be a genuinely nice guy that really cares about entertaining children. RLM need to invite him onto the show, I want more Tim Noah!

[@jwchampagne1]

The "namaste" at the end of Rich's tai chi demonstration and bullshit lecture was the chef's kiss.

[@Aaronslosek]

Literally at the moment Rich said "the Wheeeeeel" at the beginning of the episode it flashed lightning,thundered and began to hail in Portland,Oregon,at 7:44 PM April 13th,2022

[@scootymcfloof]

And a few days later, it began to snow..

[@Bakkland]

cool, keep us posted

[@abortedlord]

The old guy with the "energy" is clearly just super excited to have coke money for the weekend.

[@artenrouge6950]

Tim Noah = early Glenn Howerton alias, pre-Always Sunny. That video was the inspiration for Dayman

[@TimeConvolution]

This is a great theory

[@artenrouge6950]

@@TimeConvolution the old man in the tub is the nightman. One of those high-production-values puppets is the troll.

[@johnallen3033]

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY IMAGINATION KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!

[@BDSER11]

"Multiple Crippled Children" sounds like the name of a punk band.

[@giantbonsai8950]

One of Mouse Rat's earlier incarnations.

[@ohfrickitsphil]

Can't wait to see MCC live, bro.

[@skatterpro]

Should sound somewhat like Cripple Bastards for full effect

[@Rocknrollllll]

There is a band called An Autumn For Crippled Children

[@JustStop19]

And it's awesome!

[@TheFullTimer]

Betty White began clowning around at 5 and ended at 99, just as the box foretold.

[@videoposter7532]

Rich Evans did a better job selling spiral fitness ironically than David Carradine did hammered drunk in his back yard.

[@chalibard3826]

The spiral scam just looks like a Tim and Eric sketch

[@alephnole7009]

It's a DVD from the alternative timeline

[@ectofriend]

If you put that video on Adult Swim at 3 am, with no edits, it would be called a brilliant satire.

[@patrickstivers7387]

I like how the wheel gets more reinforced in every incarnation. This one should now be immune to thermonuclear weaponry.

[@nicksGLI]

True evil can never be destroyed, it can only be... Re.. Borrrrrnnnnnnn

[@Mick_92]

I wonder why they discarded the previus wheel in favor of a worse looking one. It didn't seem THAT damaged or beyond repair after they dropped that safe on it. Perhaps they were running low on material to fill a 12-slot wheel? Or they just found it inconvenient to use?

[@Mick_92]

Oh shit! I hadn't noticed this new wheel is actually attached to the back of the Plinketto like some sort of tumor or malformed twin.

[@judgewestenn]

Pogo is the creepiest clown? Apparently the guys successfully wiped their memory of Eloisecole from their minds; Well done, gentlemen.

[@itschudobs]

the grief clown venom worked its way to their brains, forever altering their memory

[@draconomousmittensman4967]

Well Eloiscole isn't a clown, she's a mesopotanian grief god, if you'll remember correctly.

[@HappyRussia1138]

that tai chi instructor rolling around the desert with his tube device looked more like Bela Lugosi fighting the octopus

[@tristan8940]

I was waiting for the Ed Wood quote

[@deadspaceman111]

These guys didn’t get what the that stick was for. There are two ways of using it and Rob explains that. These guys in this review episode are just being short sighted and short attention span. Those people were using it as a yogic sense but it’s also usable in a martial arts sense more so than that. The main idea is that it explains the kung fu secret of the “golden section” that more traditional original Kung fu holds. I would never use it in spiral fitness way other than stretching but I would use it to perfect form especially mantis, snake, and dragon. Don’t be foolish.

[@crossaffliction]

Implying David Carradine was brutally murdered by a drug cartel is genuinely one of the most wholesome things RLM has ever done.

[@lmao-ev6nz]

The fact Spiral fitness came out 3 years after Kill Bill Vol 2 makes it even more amazing

[@deathsyth8888]

He spent all his Tarantino money on booze obviously.

[@voltijuice8576]

It was available only to initiates of the inner sanctum before that.

[@NCRRanger7753]

I've watched this a few times now, and I can't stop laughing to the point of my chest hurting at that Kill Bill scene. When he drops the tube and shrugs and Uma starts crying, it's probably the best moment. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hatsmccoy8874]

Peter Pan puts his hands on his hips -- thats like his signature pose.

[@MonsieurAuContraire]

"I like that! Yeah, well I think that's a better way to go." - David Carradine

[@russelledwards001]

Yes.

[@frankmerker630]

I feel like it’s something kids do to make them feel/look older than they actually are. It does not work in reverse at all

[@Thouhand.]

But you forget, Robin Williams was a full grown man in that movie.

[@TheChach]

yeah but who knows how old that eldritch abomination actually is, could hardly call it a kid.

[@HamRadioCrashCourse]

Do you think that lazy Susan thought “boy, I hope I end up on a nice families table” only to end up oriented vertically with screws sticking out of it and horrible videos attached to then have to face what it did at the astrophysical level?

[@ryankit92]

I was over halfway through that comment before I realized it wasn’t about Jay

[@Fortunateson69]

"Interestingly, the only thought that went through the wheel of the worsts head was: 'Oh no, not again...'. It's suspected that if we understood why the wheel thought this, we'd know a lot more about the universe than we do now."

[@Bale4Bond]

Don't you mean the "Ambitious" Susan?

[@mellowyellow6572]

Wait did they actually use a lazy susan to make the wheel?

[@fiddledotgoth]

@@Fortunateson69 "Is that Mike coming towards me? I wonder if he'll be friends with me..."

[@oneinathousand2156]

I can’t believe they talked about T-Bone but didn’t once bring up Eloise Cole.

[@virginiabutters1229]

Or Dr. B Whacko, with commentary by Rich "I ain't got nothin' against Bubba Sykes" Evans

[@BlackGateofMordor]

Last time they mentioned the demon Eloisecole there was months of clown infestations in the studio. Cleaning it up ain't cheap!

[@Burner-B]

Demons are summoned by their name, so they were wise to keep it as a quiet looming dread...

[@iAmNovaFilms]

I’ve always loved how they make it sound like “Eloise-Cole” like it’s one name 😂

[@Burner-B]

@@iAmNovaFilms Eh-loiscul :p

[@clarence9593]

I love when mike slips back into high school bully mode: “Tim what are u related to him huehueheueuebe”

[@Irillus]

Rich is looking really good. Thank you for everything you guys do. Fan for years!

[@Tonberry88]

"Tim, I've come to save the night!" *Immediately ruins the night*

[@dicklaurantisdead]

ya tim sucks

[@jaker3856]

They forgot to tell Jay it was band T-shirt day, he could've rocked an Oingo Boingo shirt.

[@pipedreamer9781]

Not obscure or creepy enough for him.

[@SuperMeowman123]

@@pipedreamer9781 Or sexual

[@FearMonarch]

Im like 90% sure Jay has mentioned OB before but i definitely think he'd enjoy dead mans party or something

[@calebmueller6269]

Rich is looking skinny, is Mike feeding him enough?

[@shermikeman]

He subsists only on Showbiz Pizza, which hasn't been around awhile. RIP Rich

[@komando5102]

mike has to regenerate his breast milk, then rich will be back to normal

[@movimentodoscacos]

Prettt crazy even though he has been eating only gay pheromones cake for a few months now

[@carrito1981]

He's been using spiral fitness

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Maybe he needs a Tums festival to recuperate.