BEST OF Traumatizing Tomar

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@OneyPlays
@OneyPlays 4 жыл бұрын
NOT A REUPLOAD - The original compilation of this was reviewed, edited, and updated by the original editor of the compilation, as well as the Oneyplays staff. Enjoy! - helixD (The management)
@adecenthuman7952
@adecenthuman7952 4 жыл бұрын
I WILL enjoy
@Derocium
@Derocium 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Christopher
@Spenglenoodle
@Spenglenoodle 4 жыл бұрын
is it pronounced Helix D or Heli xD
@warblenoise
@warblenoise 4 жыл бұрын
Who's the original editor again? Shouldn't they get some sorta credit?
@OneyPlays
@OneyPlays 4 жыл бұрын
@@warblenoise It's in the description - helixD (the management)
@solidussly7
@solidussly7 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar is the perfect straight man for Chris and Zach. He always plays along even when he's shocked or made out to be an insane villainous mastermind. He's a great sport and overall good guy. No he did not force me to write this positive review about him haha. He did not.
@mr.tomatohead3709
@mr.tomatohead3709 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar I know this is your alt
@solidussly7
@solidussly7 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.tomatohead3709 shut up
@Hi_Just_Fred
@Hi_Just_Fred 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar is the perfect cis white male.
@solidussly7
@solidussly7 4 жыл бұрын
@Kalle Nilsson haha nice one
@spidnok
@spidnok 4 жыл бұрын
haha, wouldnt that be crazy though, if tomar just came at you with a gun, to your house, and just forced you to write positive comments about him? haha but he would never do that, he is such a friendly guy, with amazign patience. haha nah he would never do such a thing.
@planningonmakingnewaccount6954
@planningonmakingnewaccount6954 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar meekly saying "She wouldn't do that!! She wouldn't scream at me!!" Is my favorite thing
@guywhotellsthetime1585
@guywhotellsthetime1585 4 жыл бұрын
4:40
@maninthemask6275
@maninthemask6275 4 жыл бұрын
That’s really distress in his voice,.
@walterwhite8283
@walterwhite8283 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but she does it now though
@shumono3254
@shumono3254 4 жыл бұрын
That's oddly wholesome in a good way
@timtimothy5405
@timtimothy5405 4 жыл бұрын
@@walterwhite8283 what?
@petercruz1760
@petercruz1760 4 жыл бұрын
Tomars gonna be like 67 and having PTSD flashbacks of being in a cramped recording closet with Zach's giant nose pushed up against his ears and Chris sitting on his lap bouncing.
@Daniel-bb9qj
@Daniel-bb9qj 4 жыл бұрын
Peter Cruz isn’t tomar 4 feet tall though
@jmonkey106
@jmonkey106 4 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-bb9qj Yeah, Zach was just standing on Tomars shoulder.
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmonkey106 Zach perches on his shoulders like a gargoyle and clicks his nails against the floor His laughter flutters the skin of tomar’s scalp
@CareyOnShipmate
@CareyOnShipmate 2 жыл бұрын
Tomar is in a living hell and Zach and Chris are his punishment
@supaB0i
@supaB0i 2 жыл бұрын
christophers massive 6’7 frame slowly crumbling his thigh fleshes
@chilli3724
@chilli3724 4 жыл бұрын
I love how quickly Zach went from being flabbergasted at the brick hypothetical to asking Tomar how he'd react if his wife was skinned alive on a cross
@milkmadetea
@milkmadetea 4 жыл бұрын
I think its because a real video exists of that of which Oney was referencing, and its absolutely horrifying
@davide.9576
@davide.9576 4 жыл бұрын
@@milkmadetea Can you describe it?
@legomonster101
@legomonster101 4 жыл бұрын
When?
@Ravi_34
@Ravi_34 4 жыл бұрын
@@blueberryjelly9815 please post the link
@baguetteboing
@baguetteboing 4 жыл бұрын
A brick flies to the left of the screen and the window has an impact zone with blood everywhere, then there's ton of foreign language screaming
@trarialtrarial
@trarialtrarial 4 жыл бұрын
"She's been Photoshopping me in a casket for years" is honestly one of the funniest things Zach's ever said, that line doesn't get as much attention as it should
@scrithen2836
@scrithen2836 4 жыл бұрын
Its alright
@SuperHuscarl
@SuperHuscarl 4 жыл бұрын
What's the timestamp?
@stinklinethegoblin5952
@stinklinethegoblin5952 4 жыл бұрын
SuperHuscarl 1066 11:10
@ImpressionismFTW
@ImpressionismFTW 3 жыл бұрын
Everything Zach says is the funniest thing he's ever said
@grubber
@grubber 3 жыл бұрын
It was fucking hilarious lmao
@baylabe
@baylabe 4 жыл бұрын
I sometimes wake up in a cold sweat thinking about the fact Zach so smoothly came up with 'Racist sexist KKK, Joshua Tomar go away' on the fly with little stutter
@theundertaler5875
@theundertaler5875 4 жыл бұрын
He watches a lot of political shit.
@baylabe
@baylabe 4 жыл бұрын
@@tart-miano zach slider for animal crossing new game 2025
@gibbies8629
@gibbies8629 4 жыл бұрын
dyou have a timestamp?
@tgr3423
@tgr3423 4 жыл бұрын
@@gibbies8629 12:20
@duckdickerson9494
@duckdickerson9494 3 жыл бұрын
@@CSlaught02 oh god I remember when that gremlin ravaged the sacred land of soyboys and porn It was glorious
@mjr_schneider
@mjr_schneider 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Tomar can seemingly completely tune out Chris and Zach's voices when they're tormenting him like some sort of abuse victim would to their abuser.
@pokemonsisters
@pokemonsisters 4 жыл бұрын
It really makes him more relatable in that regard!
@tisjustangie
@tisjustangie 4 жыл бұрын
@@pokemonsisters thats depressing
@K1ttyGam3r
@K1ttyGam3r 3 жыл бұрын
@@pokemonsisters bro you good?
@G-Mastah-Fash
@G-Mastah-Fash 3 жыл бұрын
@@K1ttyGam3r He was beaten to death two weeks ago.
@clotslurp
@clotslurp 3 жыл бұрын
@@pokemonsisters ikr life imitates art and Tomas is art
@missingclover
@missingclover 4 жыл бұрын
I love how at some point Tomar started to do an impression of himself too.
@Munimun
@Munimun 4 жыл бұрын
he succumbed
@TheZigzagman
@TheZigzagman 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar unironically does the funniest Tomar impression.
@ggheart4449
@ggheart4449 4 жыл бұрын
Life imitates art
@oneirophant
@oneirophant 4 жыл бұрын
All he does is multiply his mannerisms or Tomarisms as I like to call them on occasion. His impression of himself transforms him into Tomar² if you will.
@yoghurtlord1745
@yoghurtlord1745 4 жыл бұрын
Acceptance, the fifth stage of grief
@OriGeeNullPluck
@OriGeeNullPluck 4 жыл бұрын
Zach reacting to Chris talking about Jaxxys head being smashed in by a brick will never not be funny
@guywhotellsthetime1585
@guywhotellsthetime1585 4 жыл бұрын
5:26
@TimeThing-ex9tc
@TimeThing-ex9tc 4 жыл бұрын
It's not every day when Zach is flabbergasted by something someone else said, usually he's the one doing that.
@OriGeeNullPluck
@OriGeeNullPluck 4 жыл бұрын
I’m hopeful the future brings a comp where Chris manages to make our goblin feel disgusted
@TheAweman49
@TheAweman49 4 жыл бұрын
WookOutBelow WookOut that’s the closest we’re gonna get to the flat out tomar what would happen if jaxxi died?
@OriGeeNullPluck
@OriGeeNullPluck 4 жыл бұрын
But it is also funnier because she lives but looks like a hammer head shark
@NireFuster
@NireFuster 4 жыл бұрын
16:50 Tomar: "Stop! Please stop!!" Chris: *weird chanting* Zach: *unholy goblin screaming*
@lumbobumbo2189
@lumbobumbo2189 4 жыл бұрын
*sexy little goblin goddess screaming
@Operation_Bagel
@Operation_Bagel 4 жыл бұрын
Oneyplays in a nutshell lol
@ole_r
@ole_r 3 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this because I'm in love with Zach's random screaming
@slycabbii
@slycabbii 4 жыл бұрын
“Tomar, what would you do if your beautiful wife Jaxamoto vored you and while you were in her stomach you made a friend and he was your little sidekick and it was the adventures of Tomar and Bomar?’
@Smartuur
@Smartuur 4 жыл бұрын
"... And then Bomar tilted his head, his iconic eye turned red, and with Nostalgia Critics voice he said: - Power Rangers the Movie."
@cartoonjoseph1624
@cartoonjoseph1624 4 жыл бұрын
"I-- I'd be pretty upset, like, what am I supposed to do in that situation??"
@Hi_Just_Fred
@Hi_Just_Fred 4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, what if your skeleton gained self awarness and wanted to live independently from your body? "
@kinfmin443
@kinfmin443 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar & Bomar: Jaxxy's Inside Story
@docholliday1112
@docholliday1112 4 жыл бұрын
Bomar, the adwarfable little sidekick character
@elgavgav
@elgavgav 4 жыл бұрын
Chris and Zach: "Tomar, what if Jaxxy..." Tomar: *sweating excessively*
@Scarfy397
@Scarfy397 4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, , are you afraid? Do you have fear in your life?" "... A little."
@mugiwara8166
@mugiwara8166 4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar are you a risk taker?"
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 4 жыл бұрын
“No not really.”
@masonmatt2145
@masonmatt2145 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, iamgine what Joshua Tomar, creator of the Tomar Emeralds (and TomarTopia.org) fears
@LordSunflowerGPO
@LordSunflowerGPO 3 жыл бұрын
He fears Jaxxy
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 2 жыл бұрын
@@LordSunflowerGPO that was only after she started yelling at him with her hammerhead shark mouth
@janberkemeier7406
@janberkemeier7406 4 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Tomar as a friendly giant and Zach as a little Goblin who lives in his beard, occasionally climbing on his shoulder to whisper horrible things in his ear
@theorsimer
@theorsimer 3 жыл бұрын
And Chris is a benign growth on his other shoulder
@PhantoMace2012
@PhantoMace2012 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated thread
@Dr.HooWho
@Dr.HooWho 2 жыл бұрын
Friendly? Bah! Have you not seen the scary encounters fans have with tomar?!
@admiralmeow3161
@admiralmeow3161 2 жыл бұрын
they dont film themselves while playing games for that reason actually, if word got out that tomar was a giant and zach was a goblin they would be seized by the government in order for the dissections
@NateS917
@NateS917 2 жыл бұрын
​@@admiralmeow3161bruh that is literally common knowledge
@CorruptedMaterial
@CorruptedMaterial 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Tomaaarrrrr, if the love of your life was ripped apart limb by limb in front of you would you be upset????" "Yes" "Why Tomar, why would you do that that is kinda weird Tomar"
@spethmanjones2997
@spethmanjones2997 4 жыл бұрын
That’s kinda cringe Tomar
@Dragoncraft14
@Dragoncraft14 3 жыл бұрын
*fat moan*
@Stevelonk
@Stevelonk 4 жыл бұрын
i love how chris and zach laugh at tomar's really rational answers like hes the weirdo in that situation
@arthurschmidt3104
@arthurschmidt3104 4 жыл бұрын
Among weird people normal people are weird
@lunnihyre4215
@lunnihyre4215 3 жыл бұрын
When everything is a joke sometimes something rational is hilarious
@stanpines9011
@stanpines9011 2 жыл бұрын
@@arthurschmidt3104 S O C I E T Y
@FailedNoName
@FailedNoName 2 жыл бұрын
"I'd get his plates.... " Proceed to zach dying laughing
@lucasgribbon9686
@lucasgribbon9686 Жыл бұрын
5:37
@HuffsPaintAlot
@HuffsPaintAlot 4 жыл бұрын
5:20 “It doesn’t kill her, it just makes her look like a hammerhead shark” kills me everytime
@jack.h99
@jack.h99 3 жыл бұрын
He immediately backtracks because he realizes he went too far, zach going "oh my god" like 20 times kills me
@stanpines9011
@stanpines9011 Жыл бұрын
​@@jack.h99 yeah because that video is horrific and morbid as fuck, have you seen it?
@jack.h99
@jack.h99 Жыл бұрын
@@stanpines9011 yeah i saw it by chance once and now i always keep my distance from trucks carrying loose cargo
@elsquisheeone
@elsquisheeone 4 жыл бұрын
Chris scaring Zach at 18:40 is still my most favorite thing ever
@tromboom59
@tromboom59 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never had the volume up loud enough to hear Zach’s little whimper LMFAO just heard it as I was read this comment too
@pjbutton3396
@pjbutton3396 4 жыл бұрын
4:20 There’s something about Zach asking Tomar the question and then interrupting his OWN hypothetical just to mess with Tomar more that makes me laugh every time
@SangheiliSpecOp
@SangheiliSpecOp 3 жыл бұрын
I agree lmao
@dampowl
@dampowl 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad the “Tomar theme song” bit is considered “traumatizing”.
@Gwennerini
@Gwennerini 3 жыл бұрын
Tomar wakes up in a cold sweat most nights, the Tomar theme song softly fading from his mind.
@Tristan2611
@Tristan2611 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar has gotten his revenge of late by raining hellfire on their worms
@PowerYoutuberViewer
@PowerYoutuberViewer 4 жыл бұрын
His instinctual IDF training has kicked in
@happyloner4915
@happyloner4915 4 жыл бұрын
21:27 This is my favorite, Tomar coming back home and pelting Jaxie with a soda can to the head and knocking her unconscious.
@NightwingMonkey
@NightwingMonkey 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats probably my favorite moment too. Also the one with the Hitman loading screen and Zach and Chris are saying "Put down the knife Jaxxy. I don't want to put a bullet in your head sweet baby darling"
@maximillionpegasus5160
@maximillionpegasus5160 4 жыл бұрын
@@NightwingMonkey there was a really good animation of that bit recently, saw it on twitter from Strado.
@johnlink9397
@johnlink9397 4 жыл бұрын
TOMAR NOOOOOOOO
@NightwingMonkey
@NightwingMonkey 4 жыл бұрын
13:08
@chistosquisto9079
@chistosquisto9079 4 жыл бұрын
Nightwing Monkey there’s a great animation of that that got shared by the Newgrounds instagram
@ghouldishanimal
@ghouldishanimal 4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar what would you do if this insane thing happened to you?" "I'd probably react rationally" "HAHAHAHA! *THAT'S* WHAT YOU'D DO?"
@gabeh1839
@gabeh1839 4 жыл бұрын
if your wife's head was crushed by a brick you would be worrying about the persons plates and not the fact that your wife's head has just been crushed by a brick?
@stonkguy0529
@stonkguy0529 4 жыл бұрын
TKK To be fair, Chris said it didn’t kill her, it just made her look like a Hammerhead Shark.
@coolman2805
@coolman2805 4 жыл бұрын
Jay i mean why would you just know off the cuff how you’d react to a horrifying and insanely specific hypothetical like that lol
@Ryan-op7yd
@Ryan-op7yd 2 жыл бұрын
@@coolman2805 because you hang out with two borderline psychopaths on a daily basis
@Lapeno456
@Lapeno456 2 ай бұрын
xd
@immortaluglyfish2724
@immortaluglyfish2724 3 жыл бұрын
"Is real. Israel." "Yeah, Tomar." My sides have left orbit.
@satan1189
@satan1189 3 жыл бұрын
Funny cause he jew
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 3 жыл бұрын
@@satan1189 ye satan
@SIMIFU
@SIMIFU 4 жыл бұрын
When's Best of "hey look its tomar"
@mikelelex
@mikelelex 4 жыл бұрын
You mean every video
@vlackrock
@vlackrock 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and include that recording of him stabbin multiple times a police man in the stairs irl
@bazzjedimaster
@bazzjedimaster 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair Chris has been doing the "hey (insert name here) look, it's you" rutine way before Tomar took part of the lps, he has done it at Zach, Ding Dong, Julien and even Jeff.
@bugglemagnum6213
@bugglemagnum6213 4 жыл бұрын
@@bazzjedimaster but the tomars look the most like tomar
@callmekremit7147
@callmekremit7147 4 жыл бұрын
­ ­ lmao i remember that
@DJGamingSmash
@DJGamingSmash 4 жыл бұрын
NOTE: This isn't every time we've traumatized Willem DaTomar. Simply the best isolated incidents.
@romanrover5839
@romanrover5839 4 жыл бұрын
Us
@firstlast7294
@firstlast7294 4 жыл бұрын
@@aidancalfee2634 DJGamingSmash has been a guest in every recent Worms episode. Have you been living under a rock?!
@myceluim
@myceluim 4 жыл бұрын
Aidan Calfee found zach’s alt
@samrichschleif
@samrichschleif 4 жыл бұрын
We?
@DJGamingSmash
@DJGamingSmash 4 жыл бұрын
You're saying you DON'T hear me breathing in every episode?
@TheAndrewj96
@TheAndrewj96 4 жыл бұрын
_”You’d get his plates??_ Your wife is deformed and you’d get his plates?” The way Zach says that makes me cry laughing no matter how many times I hear it.
@pantstime4529
@pantstime4529 4 жыл бұрын
How the hell is Oney friends with such dynamic people. Tomar is like the perfect base to chris and zachs acidity. He’s like a school teacher.
@bearsaroundhere
@bearsaroundhere 3 жыл бұрын
newgrounds
@AegisAuras
@AegisAuras 4 жыл бұрын
3:48 Tomar’s responses are so genuinely reasonable it’s endearing
@braxbro7602
@braxbro7602 4 жыл бұрын
This Zach character sure sounds like that yellow guy from Smiling Friends
@deathgrips4qt
@deathgrips4qt 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t hear it tbh
@Lapeno456
@Lapeno456 4 жыл бұрын
*HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT*
@CringePotato
@CringePotato 4 жыл бұрын
I think they based Zach off of him
@meatheadofatf2player187
@meatheadofatf2player187 4 жыл бұрын
I'm quite sure that it is Zach
@deadbeataffiliates
@deadbeataffiliates 4 жыл бұрын
The autism is real in these comments
@zanpakutoman4225
@zanpakutoman4225 4 жыл бұрын
Zach's compilation: Over 6 hours long Tomar's compilation : Half an Hour long What's Tomar hiding?
@sweatysocks8214
@sweatysocks8214 4 жыл бұрын
Bodies
@roachdoggjr45
@roachdoggjr45 4 жыл бұрын
A; His sense of humor.
@hayk3000
@hayk3000 4 жыл бұрын
@@roachdoggjr45 booo
@Apotheosis01
@Apotheosis01 4 жыл бұрын
Many of the clips in this one were in Zach's too.
@BunkoValentine
@BunkoValentine 4 жыл бұрын
The master gemerald.
@CeeBeeChan
@CeeBeeChan 4 жыл бұрын
"I would make it a point to get that person's plates." Fucking kills me every time. It's frankly TOO rational for the fucked up scenario he was presented with there.
@tunasandwich8049
@tunasandwich8049 10 ай бұрын
It's Tomar, man has seen and done worse
@MysteriousJojo
@MysteriousJojo 4 жыл бұрын
“Goodnight, Jaxxy. FOREVER.”
@YourBuddyBrady
@YourBuddyBrady 4 жыл бұрын
We still need the "Look Tomar it's you" compilation.
@chilli3724
@chilli3724 4 жыл бұрын
You're in luck
@YourBuddyBrady
@YourBuddyBrady 4 жыл бұрын
@@chilli3724 lol now I'm waiting on the "Look Tomar it's you" compilation Volume 2.
@Furanku13
@Furanku13 4 жыл бұрын
Any episode ever Zach and Chris: Tomar what would you do if your beautiful wife of 16 years..
@sweatysocks8214
@sweatysocks8214 4 жыл бұрын
What if she had big lizard arms and she said "hi"?
@Lapeno456
@Lapeno456 4 жыл бұрын
*In today´s episode, the Oney gang goes to Israel*
@dogboy0912
@dogboy0912 4 жыл бұрын
"has she been my wife for 16 years or is she 16 years old?" "both"
@Furanku13
@Furanku13 4 жыл бұрын
@@sweatysocks8214 Like a funnni man once said.. "Would you squee or would you haha wee?"
@blastortoise
@blastortoise 4 жыл бұрын
@@dogboy0912 lol i cant remember that
@tetasentada
@tetasentada 4 жыл бұрын
5:30 the first and only time Zach has ever been actually shocked by something
@crogan5141
@crogan5141 4 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed tomar lets these little scoundrels bully him so. If he desired they would become mush between his great hairy toes.
@namepending5620
@namepending5620 4 жыл бұрын
No thank you
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar is a peaceable Giant. Though he *WILL* defend his Emeralds with his life. He's like the Goblin King from The Hobbit.
@chistosquisto9079
@chistosquisto9079 4 жыл бұрын
TheSmilingDog like the one from the animated movie where he almost vores a dwarf?
@dogboy0912
@dogboy0912 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah right after he sticks it in mashed potatoes right in front of my nose
@wilsterwonkels7384
@wilsterwonkels7384 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar doesn't even get a "best of," he gets a "best of being traumatized."
@snottytoe6957
@snottytoe6957 4 жыл бұрын
I once met Tomar at a grocery store as I was checking out. He walked towards me and I accidentally made eye contact while trying to confirm it was him. He immediately frowned at me and grabbed my hand, crushing it against the grocery cart. I screamed in pain but nobody would look towards me, it was as if they didnt see or hear anything happening. He ripped my hands off of the handle and pushed me to the ground, and took my cart and checked out with my groceries. As he walked out of the store, he threw a bag of bread from the cart at me, but when I looked in the bag, there was nothing but crust.
@Hi_Just_Fred
@Hi_Just_Fred 4 жыл бұрын
Grocery stores don't even let Tomar inside anymore.
@benjij6052
@benjij6052 4 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm sorry to hear that, lookd like Tomar strikes again
@anjoliebarrios8906
@anjoliebarrios8906 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was real for a hot second and I was like "wow, Tomar's such an asshole in real life" until the part where he ripped your hands off
@snottytoe6957
@snottytoe6957 4 жыл бұрын
@@anjoliebarrios8906 oh its real alright. Even now, I have to type this sentence with my spleen
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 4 жыл бұрын
@DP91 i once saw Tomar go into a maternity ward and he went to where all the babies are and he started to press his thumb down on all their soft spots one by one
@axenledgie1423
@axenledgie1423 3 жыл бұрын
I love how most of this is basically "Hey Tomar what if harm came to your beloved wife?"
@neonblaze9177
@neonblaze9177 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot how much that hypothetical around the beginning escalates... 3:25 from Tomar’s boss’s mouth growing twice the size 4:35 to Jaxie screaming and mocking her husband 5:16 to a brick smashing Jaxie’s skull in...
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 2 жыл бұрын
Roughly the same cinematic escalation as The Lobster
@LeoPokemonBrasil1
@LeoPokemonBrasil1 4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, what would you do if Jaxxy died?"
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace 4 жыл бұрын
"I would probably call the ambulance"
@mmender1590
@mmender1590 4 жыл бұрын
“I would probably get their plates”
@jaredgerdts
@jaredgerdts 4 жыл бұрын
yeah then what tomar
@jonburt9168
@jonburt9168 4 жыл бұрын
"I would probably be devastated" *raucous laughter*
@redwolfjo3_647
@redwolfjo3_647 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonburt9168 "But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci"
@DementedDuskull
@DementedDuskull 10 ай бұрын
5:18 Tomar's genuine "I'd be upset :("
@satyrboy5697
@satyrboy5697 20 күн бұрын
Zach was keeping it lighthearted with the "what if your mouth stretched open like a cartoon" silly hypotheticals and then Chris comes in with "Hey that real life gore video, what if that happened to your wife" lol
@iampinball3669
@iampinball3669 4 жыл бұрын
6:30 getting angry I haven’t seen anyone point out how the blue crocs strut goes perfectly with the song
@silverwisp1364
@silverwisp1364 4 жыл бұрын
Rules of Improv 1: You can’t hang up the phone. 2: You can’t deny someone citizenship. 3: ??? 4: ??? 5: If you can’t think of anything say the word “bones.”
@mugiwara8166
@mugiwara8166 4 жыл бұрын
bon
@CockroachTheFoul
@CockroachTheFoul 4 жыл бұрын
es
@MSCDonkeyKong
@MSCDonkeyKong 4 жыл бұрын
3. dont shoot down someone else's idea; even if they like, go off script or something (if there is one) then you just keep it going 4. bones
@maximusthedude8305
@maximusthedude8305 3 жыл бұрын
Unironically though I would laugh if I was watching improv and someone couldn’t think of a line so they just said “bones.” Especially if the other actors stayed in character and suddenly started questioning why this person said “bones” instead of continuing the conversation. Maybe my humour has just been ruined by the internet but it might be worth adding it to the rulebook as a last resort, that’s all I’m saying
@layzorbeeemz7317
@layzorbeeemz7317 4 жыл бұрын
12:40 is one of my favorite Zach screams.
4 жыл бұрын
They continue to traumatize him slowly weakening his resolve to get the location of the tomar emeralds. The ultimate prize...
@TotallyACretin
@TotallyACretin 4 жыл бұрын
I'm setting up a union for Tomar. We have to protect his innocence from the potato eater and nose boi
@StrawberryDonutKing
@StrawberryDonutKing 4 жыл бұрын
Innocence? I saw him break both a guy's legs because he said hello to Tomar in a, as he said, "jew hating way"
@justsomelurkerrr
@justsomelurkerrr 4 жыл бұрын
@@StrawberryDonutKing I saw him take out his sweet iconic battleaxe and hack a fan to death after being asked for an autograph.
@blastortoise
@blastortoise 4 жыл бұрын
That time in Visage when Zach screams like a madman and Tomar is like "STOP IT ZACH!" will be my absolute favorite Zomar interaction.
@paperbort3669
@paperbort3669 4 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised they’re still working with Tomar, even after the infamous lizard incident.
@fitzhugh7463
@fitzhugh7463 4 жыл бұрын
PaperBort not to mention that whole rant where he was going on about how all women should be chained to walls and be fed an oat only diet.
@paperbort3669
@paperbort3669 4 жыл бұрын
Fitz Hugh that’s true, but in my opinion, nothing compares to the severity of the infamous lizard incident
@stickmirror
@stickmirror 4 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about the lizard incident
@TheActionTourist
@TheActionTourist 4 жыл бұрын
NOO DONT SAY THAT
@gingeetheginge6071
@gingeetheginge6071 4 жыл бұрын
stickmirror What’s the lizard incident?
@Hug_Junkie
@Hug_Junkie 4 жыл бұрын
I asked my husband what he would do if a brick made me look like a hammerhead shark -- his response? "...I guess we're moving to the ocean".
@WadeAlma
@WadeAlma 4 жыл бұрын
He's a good man.
@Zlarel
@Zlarel 8 ай бұрын
Is his name Adam?
@Ryan-Streams
@Ryan-Streams 2 жыл бұрын
16:54 the way Zach just goes from making silly noises to full on screaming always makes me laugh 😂
@silentjav
@silentjav 4 жыл бұрын
"Delicious, cold Snickers bar" is one of my favorite things that Zach has said.
@NocteAeternus
@NocteAeternus 2 жыл бұрын
If I had to select one short out of context clip to sum up the whole spirit of Oneyplays it'd be 16:50 Zach and Chris's insane babbling, Tomar's desperate "STOP, STOP" followed by Zach's sudden goblin screaming. It's truly the whole package.
@bepisman5916
@bepisman5916 4 жыл бұрын
30 minutes of trauma, just like when dad comes home after work!!
@notbeersies8204
@notbeersies8204 4 жыл бұрын
At least yours comes back
@evakarin21
@evakarin21 4 жыл бұрын
That’s dark bro
@glazeddonut7968
@glazeddonut7968 4 жыл бұрын
then uncle comes to visit
@islandboy9381
@islandboy9381 4 жыл бұрын
only 30 minutes? weak
@l.e.b.3541
@l.e.b.3541 4 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of what my dear Papa used to say to me after he released me from our cellar (after a month or so) while waching me clean up the skelletons from my siblings: The only thing worse than dead children - are weak children!
@FatAlbertFanClub
@FatAlbertFanClub 4 жыл бұрын
I love that they're doing official compilations now!
@mariagrader10
@mariagrader10 4 жыл бұрын
Yes it make me like comment subscribe
@xBezerkerrr
@xBezerkerrr 4 жыл бұрын
It make me like, comment, subscribe and buy all their shirts on TeeSpring
@PoodleKong1
@PoodleKong1 4 жыл бұрын
Its like the game groops
@user-hw2tg5bt1d
@user-hw2tg5bt1d 4 жыл бұрын
21:26 never fails to make me laugh
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 4 жыл бұрын
"Like Jaxxy, my friends keep gaslighting me, and they think it's the funniest shit ever, but I feel like I am slowly losing contact with reality, if they don't stop I will be obligated to put a sweet silver bullet in their hearts."
@highyena4341
@highyena4341 4 жыл бұрын
Chris and Zach just feel like weird imp creatures that just whisper dark secrets into his Tomar’s big ear.
@Tulip_bip
@Tulip_bip 4 жыл бұрын
his big classic ear
@coltonallgire1135
@coltonallgire1135 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing will truly traumatize him more than assembling all the *TOMAR EMERALDS*
@videonmode8649
@videonmode8649 4 жыл бұрын
I heard that when they edited this compilation Tomar got really mad and grabbed Zach by the neck really friggin' hard, I think it gave Zach a bruise. Tomar began throttling Zach like a barbie doll and then Lyle came in and whispered "The sun's setting..." That's when Tomar released Zach and he nuzzled into a warm, soft blanket, literally purring like a kitten. True story
@sbek6
@sbek6 4 жыл бұрын
zach was smiling the whole time tho
@nightmonk4919
@nightmonk4919 4 жыл бұрын
That's not the full story though, Tomar did grab Zach by the neck but only with one hand and inserted his fingers in his nostrils, grumbling about how he was going to "make [Zach] a bigger nosed Jew than [Tomar]", then proceeded to stretch his arms as far apart as he could. He was not breathing and was licking his chops the entire time. Lyle got head-butted right in the jaw when Tomar wanted him out of the way. All the while, Chris just laughed because he thought Tomar and Zach were just playing, then laughed harder when Tomar began jumping and stomping on Lyle. But it's okay, Tomar doesn't know what he's doing, he's a growing boy, so let's be patient with him.
@corporatecapitalism
@corporatecapitalism Ай бұрын
I like how Zach is the one always getting violently throttled in these scenarios.
@kanesmith2855
@kanesmith2855 4 жыл бұрын
God bless tomar and his iconic eye x
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear kane
@thatsthamove
@thatsthamove 4 жыл бұрын
Iconic eye x? I need to know wut this means!
@mitchzatizabal6949
@mitchzatizabal6949 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the iconic eye Lyle's from the Croc gameplay?
@kanesmith2855
@kanesmith2855 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I shan't sweet prince
@mitchzatizabal6949
@mitchzatizabal6949 4 жыл бұрын
The bit starts at 8 min in the Best of Croc video!
@InTheNoid
@InTheNoid 4 жыл бұрын
Did this compilation also got reviewed by Tomar? so we know this is truly traumatizing Tomar.
@Night5225
@Night5225 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar was strapped to a chair like A Clockwork Orange as he’s forced to rate the trauma of each scenario.
@_alex_y.not_
@_alex_y.not_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Night5225 on a scale of 1-7 emeralds
@FancifulProdigy
@FancifulProdigy 4 жыл бұрын
@@deadliestvice5356 it did got probably
@thegodofsoapkekcario1970
@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar could beat them both up with his fingernail, he just doesn't want to show them his power.
@sodakid1919
@sodakid1919 4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar what would you do if.... *insert drug addled fever dream here*"
@eriadorranger2196
@eriadorranger2196 4 жыл бұрын
18:40 it's moments like these that I wish there was a facecam
@VirtualCheetah
@VirtualCheetah 4 жыл бұрын
Little do we know that "Traumatizing Tomar" is also secretly a bonus cut of "Best of Zach" as well
@yungmythologist
@yungmythologist 4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, what if Jaxxy loved you unconditionally?" "She... does?" "Hm. Okay!"
@Tulip_bip
@Tulip_bip 4 жыл бұрын
(quick write that down!)
@planttattacc8785
@planttattacc8785 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Tomar does his best to just continue what he’s doing or saying in regards to the game while Chris and Zach try their very hardest to give him a mental breakdown
@NubzMgee
@NubzMgee 4 жыл бұрын
Tomar is the ultimate sweetheart and the perfect counterpart to the madness of zach and chris
@justinallen500
@justinallen500 6 ай бұрын
Sometimes I forget tomar actually has a stable career and wife and tries his hardest to not say anything controversial while Zach and Chris are the exact opposite trying to convert tomar
@JPTQJR
@JPTQJR 4 жыл бұрын
GAME THEORY: The more Tomar gets traumatized the more he gets stronger at Worms
@infamousk77
@infamousk77 3 жыл бұрын
that story about jaxie trolling that streamer with the ghost is genuinely hysterical. what a madlass.
@joolian4763
@joolian4763 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I forget these guys work on actual projects with businesses, and don't just live with Chris in his mom's basement.
@nolanmaisey
@nolanmaisey 4 жыл бұрын
My lovely Jewess finally gets his own video
@theundertaler5875
@theundertaler5875 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite Jewish.
@rithvikshetty6007
@rithvikshetty6007 4 жыл бұрын
You missed when lyle and chris were jokingly impersonating tomar before he walks in on them in the Will of Wisps epsiode
@Milkman215
@Milkman215 4 жыл бұрын
What episode was this?
@birmingham2217
@birmingham2217 4 жыл бұрын
We need answers
@DieWorm
@DieWorm 4 жыл бұрын
Still nothing? A suffering life forever ahead of you.
@Mapachotgun
@Mapachotgun 4 жыл бұрын
My disappointment is unmeasurable
@ErikNilsen1337
@ErikNilsen1337 2 жыл бұрын
Now I'm really curious - when is the first instance of Zach accusing Tomar of the most heinous acts known to man? It's a long running joke, but when exactly did he start doing that?
@12345done6
@12345done6 4 жыл бұрын
I love Zach's reaction to oney telling Tomar about the car brick because he knew it was too far 😂
@Mrbrainiac
@Mrbrainiac 4 жыл бұрын
tomarr🎶 tomarr🎶 tomarr🎶 tomarr🎶 tomarr🎶 The end
@VoidSinister
@VoidSinister 4 жыл бұрын
what series/episode is the "Joshua Tomar, no no no" that Zach and Chris chant come from?
@chillmanmax
@chillmanmax 3 жыл бұрын
@@VoidSinister that part of the anime was weiiird
@lawladinlawlaw
@lawladinlawlaw 4 жыл бұрын
God I fucking love the Zack, Tomar, Chris combo. It's unbeatable.
@robotom6595
@robotom6595 4 жыл бұрын
When I was watching the Visage playthrough, I couldn't tell if them teasing Tomar was helping to lighten things up or put me on edge even more knowing something was coming
@LantisSakuru
@LantisSakuru 4 жыл бұрын
That's gotta be the best of Chris' hypotheticals: "What would you do if your dear wife died right beside you on a freak car accident no one could predict?"
@adamramadan8693
@adamramadan8693 4 жыл бұрын
“tomar what would you do if your wife traumatically died in front of you”
@sanicantales1756
@sanicantales1756 4 жыл бұрын
i wouldnt like that very much i guess
@madisondavis5640
@madisondavis5640 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this tomartizing
@DualStupidity
@DualStupidity 7 ай бұрын
The way Zach can just belt out a full scream is amazing 16:52
@stefgram5303
@stefgram5303 4 жыл бұрын
“Tomar what would you do” is his trigger
@onieni9779
@onieni9779 4 жыл бұрын
It's like the devil and angel on your shoulders motif, but Tomar literally has two goblin devils whispering PTSD inducing enchantments in this poor man's ears. At least he will have a theme song lol
@d-erekweth6903
@d-erekweth6903 4 жыл бұрын
the fact that Tomar is ok with the things chris and zach say about jackie that ik for sure would make most people feel uncomfortable if said about their spouse shows how close these guys have gotten, or Tomar's just used to this
@stanpines9011
@stanpines9011 Жыл бұрын
I think they all know she doesn't really care so it's aight
@corporatecapitalism
@corporatecapitalism Ай бұрын
Well they’re all friends with her
@corporatecapitalism
@corporatecapitalism Ай бұрын
Well they’re all friends with her
@coltyman8174
@coltyman8174 10 ай бұрын
23:06 I like the sudden Biggie reference. As far as I know Zach has never done anything like this ever again.
@aidanmccarthy9073
@aidanmccarthy9073 4 жыл бұрын
Zachs scream at 12:30 will forever be unmatched.
@crabking9223
@crabking9223 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was Tomar who scream
@docrobust
@docrobust 4 жыл бұрын
After watching the Zach 6 hour episode, a Traumatising Tomar special came up, and then this got uploaded
@hellothisismufin
@hellothisismufin Жыл бұрын
I love the FEAR clips because Tomar gives perfectly normal responses and Chris and Zach just grill him over them for no reason
@elgavgav
@elgavgav 4 жыл бұрын
*Chris and Zach:* mentions Jaxxy *Tomar:* [softly] don't
@thebargoblin3226
@thebargoblin3226 Жыл бұрын
favorite moment is when Zach reacts with “oh my god, chris… holy fuck.” to Chris’s hypothetical about Jaxxy getting hit by a falling brick making her head shape like a hammerhead shark AND that she didn’t die. Chris is pussing out on fully sending it.
@fujifilm5127
@fujifilm5127 4 жыл бұрын
"I would be upset" tomar's answer to literally everything
@xerobeat9142
@xerobeat9142 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure how many more times I’ll have to hear the Tomar theme song in my life. That’s not a complaint. I’m hoping for at least a thousand.
@TBnJgg
@TBnJgg 4 жыл бұрын
the title of this video actually refers to Tomar's nickname "The Traumatizer" and the sick twisted games he puts gamers through to collect his emeralds
@TheDankShrimp
@TheDankShrimp 3 жыл бұрын
"That's Tomar's big arm" "Staahp... It's noooot...!" I swear Tomar always has a great response to everything.
@ClobberingSocks
@ClobberingSocks 2 жыл бұрын
Chris: “Hey Tomar how would you feel if someone systematically hunted down, tortured and killed everyone you’ve ever cared about?” Tomar: “I think I’d be pretty upset”
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, what would you do if you realized Zach isn't a little goblin with an elongated nose and he is actually just a normal looking fellow?"
@jamj4r
@jamj4r Жыл бұрын
“Ah jeez, I guess I would do my best to get used to it. I mean it’s gonna be weird for a while but he’s my friend.”
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet Жыл бұрын
@@jamj4r "Okay, okay. What if, what if *then* you noticed he gradually started looking like Marv from Home Alone?"
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