NOT A REUPLOAD - The original compilation of this was reviewed, edited, and updated by the original editor of the compilation, as well as the Oneyplays staff. Enjoy! - helixD (The management)
@adecenthuman79524 жыл бұрын
I WILL enjoy
@Derocium4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Christopher
@Spenglenoodle4 жыл бұрын
is it pronounced Helix D or Heli xD
@warblenoise4 жыл бұрын
Who's the original editor again? Shouldn't they get some sorta credit?
@OneyPlays4 жыл бұрын
@@warblenoise It's in the description - helixD (the management)
@solidussly74 жыл бұрын
Tomar is the perfect straight man for Chris and Zach. He always plays along even when he's shocked or made out to be an insane villainous mastermind. He's a great sport and overall good guy. No he did not force me to write this positive review about him haha. He did not.
@mr.tomatohead37094 жыл бұрын
Tomar I know this is your alt
@solidussly74 жыл бұрын
@@mr.tomatohead3709 shut up
@Hi_Just_Fred4 жыл бұрын
Tomar is the perfect cis white male.
@solidussly74 жыл бұрын
@Kalle Nilsson haha nice one
@spidnok4 жыл бұрын
haha, wouldnt that be crazy though, if tomar just came at you with a gun, to your house, and just forced you to write positive comments about him? haha but he would never do that, he is such a friendly guy, with amazign patience. haha nah he would never do such a thing.
@planningonmakingnewaccount69544 жыл бұрын
Tomar meekly saying "She wouldn't do that!! She wouldn't scream at me!!" Is my favorite thing
@guywhotellsthetime15854 жыл бұрын
4:40
@maninthemask62754 жыл бұрын
That’s really distress in his voice,.
@walterwhite82834 жыл бұрын
Yeah but she does it now though
@shumono32544 жыл бұрын
That's oddly wholesome in a good way
@timtimothy54054 жыл бұрын
@@walterwhite8283 what?
@petercruz17604 жыл бұрын
Tomars gonna be like 67 and having PTSD flashbacks of being in a cramped recording closet with Zach's giant nose pushed up against his ears and Chris sitting on his lap bouncing.
@Daniel-bb9qj4 жыл бұрын
Peter Cruz isn’t tomar 4 feet tall though
@jmonkey1064 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-bb9qj Yeah, Zach was just standing on Tomars shoulder.
@Lucifersfursona2 жыл бұрын
@@jmonkey106 Zach perches on his shoulders like a gargoyle and clicks his nails against the floor His laughter flutters the skin of tomar’s scalp
@CareyOnShipmate2 жыл бұрын
Tomar is in a living hell and Zach and Chris are his punishment
@supaB0i2 жыл бұрын
christophers massive 6’7 frame slowly crumbling his thigh fleshes
@chilli37244 жыл бұрын
I love how quickly Zach went from being flabbergasted at the brick hypothetical to asking Tomar how he'd react if his wife was skinned alive on a cross
@milkmadetea4 жыл бұрын
I think its because a real video exists of that of which Oney was referencing, and its absolutely horrifying
@davide.95764 жыл бұрын
@@milkmadetea Can you describe it?
@legomonster1014 жыл бұрын
When?
@Ravi_344 жыл бұрын
@@blueberryjelly9815 please post the link
@baguetteboing4 жыл бұрын
A brick flies to the left of the screen and the window has an impact zone with blood everywhere, then there's ton of foreign language screaming
@trarialtrarial4 жыл бұрын
"She's been Photoshopping me in a casket for years" is honestly one of the funniest things Zach's ever said, that line doesn't get as much attention as it should
@scrithen28364 жыл бұрын
Its alright
@SuperHuscarl4 жыл бұрын
What's the timestamp?
@stinklinethegoblin59524 жыл бұрын
SuperHuscarl 1066 11:10
@ImpressionismFTW3 жыл бұрын
Everything Zach says is the funniest thing he's ever said
@grubber3 жыл бұрын
It was fucking hilarious lmao
@baylabe4 жыл бұрын
I sometimes wake up in a cold sweat thinking about the fact Zach so smoothly came up with 'Racist sexist KKK, Joshua Tomar go away' on the fly with little stutter
@theundertaler58754 жыл бұрын
He watches a lot of political shit.
@baylabe4 жыл бұрын
@@tart-miano zach slider for animal crossing new game 2025
@gibbies86294 жыл бұрын
dyou have a timestamp?
@tgr34234 жыл бұрын
@@gibbies8629 12:20
@duckdickerson94943 жыл бұрын
@@CSlaught02 oh god I remember when that gremlin ravaged the sacred land of soyboys and porn It was glorious
@mjr_schneider4 жыл бұрын
I like how Tomar can seemingly completely tune out Chris and Zach's voices when they're tormenting him like some sort of abuse victim would to their abuser.
@pokemonsisters4 жыл бұрын
It really makes him more relatable in that regard!
@tisjustangie4 жыл бұрын
@@pokemonsisters thats depressing
@K1ttyGam3r3 жыл бұрын
@@pokemonsisters bro you good?
@G-Mastah-Fash3 жыл бұрын
@@K1ttyGam3r He was beaten to death two weeks ago.
@clotslurp3 жыл бұрын
@@pokemonsisters ikr life imitates art and Tomas is art
@missingclover4 жыл бұрын
I love how at some point Tomar started to do an impression of himself too.
@Munimun4 жыл бұрын
he succumbed
@TheZigzagman4 жыл бұрын
Tomar unironically does the funniest Tomar impression.
@ggheart44494 жыл бұрын
Life imitates art
@oneirophant4 жыл бұрын
All he does is multiply his mannerisms or Tomarisms as I like to call them on occasion. His impression of himself transforms him into Tomar² if you will.
@yoghurtlord17454 жыл бұрын
Acceptance, the fifth stage of grief
@OriGeeNullPluck4 жыл бұрын
Zach reacting to Chris talking about Jaxxys head being smashed in by a brick will never not be funny
@guywhotellsthetime15854 жыл бұрын
5:26
@TimeThing-ex9tc4 жыл бұрын
It's not every day when Zach is flabbergasted by something someone else said, usually he's the one doing that.
@OriGeeNullPluck4 жыл бұрын
I’m hopeful the future brings a comp where Chris manages to make our goblin feel disgusted
@TheAweman494 жыл бұрын
WookOutBelow WookOut that’s the closest we’re gonna get to the flat out tomar what would happen if jaxxi died?
@OriGeeNullPluck4 жыл бұрын
But it is also funnier because she lives but looks like a hammer head shark
I keep coming back to this because I'm in love with Zach's random screaming
@slycabbii4 жыл бұрын
“Tomar, what would you do if your beautiful wife Jaxamoto vored you and while you were in her stomach you made a friend and he was your little sidekick and it was the adventures of Tomar and Bomar?’
@Smartuur4 жыл бұрын
"... And then Bomar tilted his head, his iconic eye turned red, and with Nostalgia Critics voice he said: - Power Rangers the Movie."
@cartoonjoseph16244 жыл бұрын
"I-- I'd be pretty upset, like, what am I supposed to do in that situation??"
@Hi_Just_Fred4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, what if your skeleton gained self awarness and wanted to live independently from your body? "
@kinfmin4434 жыл бұрын
Tomar & Bomar: Jaxxy's Inside Story
@docholliday11124 жыл бұрын
Bomar, the adwarfable little sidekick character
@elgavgav4 жыл бұрын
Chris and Zach: "Tomar, what if Jaxxy..." Tomar: *sweating excessively*
@Scarfy3974 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, , are you afraid? Do you have fear in your life?" "... A little."
@mugiwara81664 жыл бұрын
"Tomar are you a risk taker?"
@crimsondynamo6154 жыл бұрын
“No not really.”
@masonmatt21454 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, iamgine what Joshua Tomar, creator of the Tomar Emeralds (and TomarTopia.org) fears
@LordSunflowerGPO3 жыл бұрын
He fears Jaxxy
@Lucifersfursona2 жыл бұрын
@@LordSunflowerGPO that was only after she started yelling at him with her hammerhead shark mouth
@janberkemeier74064 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Tomar as a friendly giant and Zach as a little Goblin who lives in his beard, occasionally climbing on his shoulder to whisper horrible things in his ear
@theorsimer3 жыл бұрын
And Chris is a benign growth on his other shoulder
@PhantoMace20122 жыл бұрын
Underrated thread
@Dr.HooWho2 жыл бұрын
Friendly? Bah! Have you not seen the scary encounters fans have with tomar?!
@admiralmeow31612 жыл бұрын
they dont film themselves while playing games for that reason actually, if word got out that tomar was a giant and zach was a goblin they would be seized by the government in order for the dissections
@NateS9172 жыл бұрын
@@admiralmeow3161bruh that is literally common knowledge
@CorruptedMaterial4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Tomaaarrrrr, if the love of your life was ripped apart limb by limb in front of you would you be upset????" "Yes" "Why Tomar, why would you do that that is kinda weird Tomar"
@spethmanjones29974 жыл бұрын
That’s kinda cringe Tomar
@Dragoncraft143 жыл бұрын
*fat moan*
@Stevelonk4 жыл бұрын
i love how chris and zach laugh at tomar's really rational answers like hes the weirdo in that situation
@arthurschmidt31044 жыл бұрын
Among weird people normal people are weird
@lunnihyre42153 жыл бұрын
When everything is a joke sometimes something rational is hilarious
@stanpines90112 жыл бұрын
@@arthurschmidt3104 S O C I E T Y
@FailedNoName2 жыл бұрын
"I'd get his plates.... " Proceed to zach dying laughing
@lucasgribbon9686 Жыл бұрын
5:37
@HuffsPaintAlot4 жыл бұрын
5:20 “It doesn’t kill her, it just makes her look like a hammerhead shark” kills me everytime
@jack.h993 жыл бұрын
He immediately backtracks because he realizes he went too far, zach going "oh my god" like 20 times kills me
@stanpines9011 Жыл бұрын
@@jack.h99 yeah because that video is horrific and morbid as fuck, have you seen it?
@jack.h99 Жыл бұрын
@@stanpines9011 yeah i saw it by chance once and now i always keep my distance from trucks carrying loose cargo
@elsquisheeone4 жыл бұрын
Chris scaring Zach at 18:40 is still my most favorite thing ever
@tromboom594 жыл бұрын
I’ve never had the volume up loud enough to hear Zach’s little whimper LMFAO just heard it as I was read this comment too
@pjbutton33964 жыл бұрын
4:20 There’s something about Zach asking Tomar the question and then interrupting his OWN hypothetical just to mess with Tomar more that makes me laugh every time
@SangheiliSpecOp3 жыл бұрын
I agree lmao
@dampowl4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad the “Tomar theme song” bit is considered “traumatizing”.
@Gwennerini3 жыл бұрын
Tomar wakes up in a cold sweat most nights, the Tomar theme song softly fading from his mind.
@Tristan26114 жыл бұрын
Tomar has gotten his revenge of late by raining hellfire on their worms
@PowerYoutuberViewer4 жыл бұрын
His instinctual IDF training has kicked in
@happyloner49154 жыл бұрын
21:27 This is my favorite, Tomar coming back home and pelting Jaxie with a soda can to the head and knocking her unconscious.
@NightwingMonkey4 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats probably my favorite moment too. Also the one with the Hitman loading screen and Zach and Chris are saying "Put down the knife Jaxxy. I don't want to put a bullet in your head sweet baby darling"
@maximillionpegasus51604 жыл бұрын
@@NightwingMonkey there was a really good animation of that bit recently, saw it on twitter from Strado.
@johnlink93974 жыл бұрын
TOMAR NOOOOOOOO
@NightwingMonkey4 жыл бұрын
13:08
@chistosquisto90794 жыл бұрын
Nightwing Monkey there’s a great animation of that that got shared by the Newgrounds instagram
@ghouldishanimal4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar what would you do if this insane thing happened to you?" "I'd probably react rationally" "HAHAHAHA! *THAT'S* WHAT YOU'D DO?"
@gabeh18394 жыл бұрын
if your wife's head was crushed by a brick you would be worrying about the persons plates and not the fact that your wife's head has just been crushed by a brick?
@stonkguy05294 жыл бұрын
TKK To be fair, Chris said it didn’t kill her, it just made her look like a Hammerhead Shark.
@coolman28054 жыл бұрын
Jay i mean why would you just know off the cuff how you’d react to a horrifying and insanely specific hypothetical like that lol
@Ryan-op7yd2 жыл бұрын
@@coolman2805 because you hang out with two borderline psychopaths on a daily basis
@Lapeno4562 ай бұрын
xd
@immortaluglyfish27243 жыл бұрын
"Is real. Israel." "Yeah, Tomar." My sides have left orbit.
@satan11893 жыл бұрын
Funny cause he jew
@SlyHikari033 жыл бұрын
@@satan1189 ye satan
@SIMIFU4 жыл бұрын
When's Best of "hey look its tomar"
@mikelelex4 жыл бұрын
You mean every video
@vlackrock4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and include that recording of him stabbin multiple times a police man in the stairs irl
@bazzjedimaster4 жыл бұрын
To be fair Chris has been doing the "hey (insert name here) look, it's you" rutine way before Tomar took part of the lps, he has done it at Zach, Ding Dong, Julien and even Jeff.
@bugglemagnum62134 жыл бұрын
@@bazzjedimaster but the tomars look the most like tomar
@callmekremit71474 жыл бұрын
lmao i remember that
@DJGamingSmash4 жыл бұрын
NOTE: This isn't every time we've traumatized Willem DaTomar. Simply the best isolated incidents.
@romanrover58394 жыл бұрын
Us
@firstlast72944 жыл бұрын
@@aidancalfee2634 DJGamingSmash has been a guest in every recent Worms episode. Have you been living under a rock?!
@myceluim4 жыл бұрын
Aidan Calfee found zach’s alt
@samrichschleif4 жыл бұрын
We?
@DJGamingSmash4 жыл бұрын
You're saying you DON'T hear me breathing in every episode?
@TheAndrewj964 жыл бұрын
_”You’d get his plates??_ Your wife is deformed and you’d get his plates?” The way Zach says that makes me cry laughing no matter how many times I hear it.
@pantstime45294 жыл бұрын
How the hell is Oney friends with such dynamic people. Tomar is like the perfect base to chris and zachs acidity. He’s like a school teacher.
@bearsaroundhere3 жыл бұрын
newgrounds
@AegisAuras4 жыл бұрын
3:48 Tomar’s responses are so genuinely reasonable it’s endearing
@braxbro76024 жыл бұрын
This Zach character sure sounds like that yellow guy from Smiling Friends
@deathgrips4qt4 жыл бұрын
I don’t hear it tbh
@Lapeno4564 жыл бұрын
*HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT*
@CringePotato4 жыл бұрын
I think they based Zach off of him
@meatheadofatf2player1874 жыл бұрын
I'm quite sure that it is Zach
@deadbeataffiliates4 жыл бұрын
The autism is real in these comments
@zanpakutoman42254 жыл бұрын
Zach's compilation: Over 6 hours long Tomar's compilation : Half an Hour long What's Tomar hiding?
@sweatysocks82144 жыл бұрын
Bodies
@roachdoggjr454 жыл бұрын
A; His sense of humor.
@hayk30004 жыл бұрын
@@roachdoggjr45 booo
@Apotheosis014 жыл бұрын
Many of the clips in this one were in Zach's too.
@BunkoValentine4 жыл бұрын
The master gemerald.
@CeeBeeChan4 жыл бұрын
"I would make it a point to get that person's plates." Fucking kills me every time. It's frankly TOO rational for the fucked up scenario he was presented with there.
@tunasandwich804910 ай бұрын
It's Tomar, man has seen and done worse
@MysteriousJojo4 жыл бұрын
“Goodnight, Jaxxy. FOREVER.”
@YourBuddyBrady4 жыл бұрын
We still need the "Look Tomar it's you" compilation.
@chilli37244 жыл бұрын
You're in luck
@YourBuddyBrady4 жыл бұрын
@@chilli3724 lol now I'm waiting on the "Look Tomar it's you" compilation Volume 2.
@Furanku134 жыл бұрын
Any episode ever Zach and Chris: Tomar what would you do if your beautiful wife of 16 years..
@sweatysocks82144 жыл бұрын
What if she had big lizard arms and she said "hi"?
@Lapeno4564 жыл бұрын
*In today´s episode, the Oney gang goes to Israel*
@dogboy09124 жыл бұрын
"has she been my wife for 16 years or is she 16 years old?" "both"
@Furanku134 жыл бұрын
@@sweatysocks8214 Like a funnni man once said.. "Would you squee or would you haha wee?"
@blastortoise4 жыл бұрын
@@dogboy0912 lol i cant remember that
@tetasentada4 жыл бұрын
5:30 the first and only time Zach has ever been actually shocked by something
@crogan51414 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed tomar lets these little scoundrels bully him so. If he desired they would become mush between his great hairy toes.
@namepending56204 жыл бұрын
No thank you
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace4 жыл бұрын
Tomar is a peaceable Giant. Though he *WILL* defend his Emeralds with his life. He's like the Goblin King from The Hobbit.
@chistosquisto90794 жыл бұрын
TheSmilingDog like the one from the animated movie where he almost vores a dwarf?
@dogboy09124 жыл бұрын
Yeah right after he sticks it in mashed potatoes right in front of my nose
@wilsterwonkels73844 жыл бұрын
Tomar doesn't even get a "best of," he gets a "best of being traumatized."
@snottytoe69574 жыл бұрын
I once met Tomar at a grocery store as I was checking out. He walked towards me and I accidentally made eye contact while trying to confirm it was him. He immediately frowned at me and grabbed my hand, crushing it against the grocery cart. I screamed in pain but nobody would look towards me, it was as if they didnt see or hear anything happening. He ripped my hands off of the handle and pushed me to the ground, and took my cart and checked out with my groceries. As he walked out of the store, he threw a bag of bread from the cart at me, but when I looked in the bag, there was nothing but crust.
@Hi_Just_Fred4 жыл бұрын
Grocery stores don't even let Tomar inside anymore.
@benjij60524 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm sorry to hear that, lookd like Tomar strikes again
@anjoliebarrios89064 жыл бұрын
I thought that was real for a hot second and I was like "wow, Tomar's such an asshole in real life" until the part where he ripped your hands off
@snottytoe69574 жыл бұрын
@@anjoliebarrios8906 oh its real alright. Even now, I have to type this sentence with my spleen
@crimsondynamo6154 жыл бұрын
@DP91 i once saw Tomar go into a maternity ward and he went to where all the babies are and he started to press his thumb down on all their soft spots one by one
@axenledgie14233 жыл бұрын
I love how most of this is basically "Hey Tomar what if harm came to your beloved wife?"
@neonblaze91774 жыл бұрын
I forgot how much that hypothetical around the beginning escalates... 3:25 from Tomar’s boss’s mouth growing twice the size 4:35 to Jaxie screaming and mocking her husband 5:16 to a brick smashing Jaxie’s skull in...
@Lucifersfursona2 жыл бұрын
Roughly the same cinematic escalation as The Lobster
@LeoPokemonBrasil14 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, what would you do if Jaxxy died?"
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace4 жыл бұрын
"I would probably call the ambulance"
@mmender15904 жыл бұрын
“I would probably get their plates”
@jaredgerdts4 жыл бұрын
yeah then what tomar
@jonburt91684 жыл бұрын
"I would probably be devastated" *raucous laughter*
@redwolfjo3_6474 жыл бұрын
@@jonburt9168 "But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci"
@DementedDuskull10 ай бұрын
5:18 Tomar's genuine "I'd be upset :("
@satyrboy569720 күн бұрын
Zach was keeping it lighthearted with the "what if your mouth stretched open like a cartoon" silly hypotheticals and then Chris comes in with "Hey that real life gore video, what if that happened to your wife" lol
@iampinball36694 жыл бұрын
6:30 getting angry I haven’t seen anyone point out how the blue crocs strut goes perfectly with the song
@silverwisp13644 жыл бұрын
Rules of Improv 1: You can’t hang up the phone. 2: You can’t deny someone citizenship. 3: ??? 4: ??? 5: If you can’t think of anything say the word “bones.”
@mugiwara81664 жыл бұрын
bon
@CockroachTheFoul4 жыл бұрын
es
@MSCDonkeyKong4 жыл бұрын
3. dont shoot down someone else's idea; even if they like, go off script or something (if there is one) then you just keep it going 4. bones
@maximusthedude83053 жыл бұрын
Unironically though I would laugh if I was watching improv and someone couldn’t think of a line so they just said “bones.” Especially if the other actors stayed in character and suddenly started questioning why this person said “bones” instead of continuing the conversation. Maybe my humour has just been ruined by the internet but it might be worth adding it to the rulebook as a last resort, that’s all I’m saying
@layzorbeeemz73174 жыл бұрын
12:40 is one of my favorite Zach screams.
4 жыл бұрын
They continue to traumatize him slowly weakening his resolve to get the location of the tomar emeralds. The ultimate prize...
@TotallyACretin4 жыл бұрын
I'm setting up a union for Tomar. We have to protect his innocence from the potato eater and nose boi
@StrawberryDonutKing4 жыл бұрын
Innocence? I saw him break both a guy's legs because he said hello to Tomar in a, as he said, "jew hating way"
@justsomelurkerrr4 жыл бұрын
@@StrawberryDonutKing I saw him take out his sweet iconic battleaxe and hack a fan to death after being asked for an autograph.
@blastortoise4 жыл бұрын
That time in Visage when Zach screams like a madman and Tomar is like "STOP IT ZACH!" will be my absolute favorite Zomar interaction.
@paperbort36694 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised they’re still working with Tomar, even after the infamous lizard incident.
@fitzhugh74634 жыл бұрын
PaperBort not to mention that whole rant where he was going on about how all women should be chained to walls and be fed an oat only diet.
@paperbort36694 жыл бұрын
Fitz Hugh that’s true, but in my opinion, nothing compares to the severity of the infamous lizard incident
@stickmirror4 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about the lizard incident
@TheActionTourist4 жыл бұрын
NOO DONT SAY THAT
@gingeetheginge60714 жыл бұрын
stickmirror What’s the lizard incident?
@Hug_Junkie4 жыл бұрын
I asked my husband what he would do if a brick made me look like a hammerhead shark -- his response? "...I guess we're moving to the ocean".
@WadeAlma4 жыл бұрын
He's a good man.
@Zlarel8 ай бұрын
Is his name Adam?
@Ryan-Streams2 жыл бұрын
16:54 the way Zach just goes from making silly noises to full on screaming always makes me laugh 😂
@silentjav4 жыл бұрын
"Delicious, cold Snickers bar" is one of my favorite things that Zach has said.
@NocteAeternus2 жыл бұрын
If I had to select one short out of context clip to sum up the whole spirit of Oneyplays it'd be 16:50 Zach and Chris's insane babbling, Tomar's desperate "STOP, STOP" followed by Zach's sudden goblin screaming. It's truly the whole package.
@bepisman59164 жыл бұрын
30 minutes of trauma, just like when dad comes home after work!!
@notbeersies82044 жыл бұрын
At least yours comes back
@evakarin214 жыл бұрын
That’s dark bro
@glazeddonut79684 жыл бұрын
then uncle comes to visit
@islandboy93814 жыл бұрын
only 30 minutes? weak
@l.e.b.35414 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of what my dear Papa used to say to me after he released me from our cellar (after a month or so) while waching me clean up the skelletons from my siblings: The only thing worse than dead children - are weak children!
@FatAlbertFanClub4 жыл бұрын
I love that they're doing official compilations now!
@mariagrader104 жыл бұрын
Yes it make me like comment subscribe
@xBezerkerrr4 жыл бұрын
It make me like, comment, subscribe and buy all their shirts on TeeSpring
@PoodleKong14 жыл бұрын
Its like the game groops
@user-hw2tg5bt1d4 жыл бұрын
21:26 never fails to make me laugh
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate4 жыл бұрын
"Like Jaxxy, my friends keep gaslighting me, and they think it's the funniest shit ever, but I feel like I am slowly losing contact with reality, if they don't stop I will be obligated to put a sweet silver bullet in their hearts."
@highyena43414 жыл бұрын
Chris and Zach just feel like weird imp creatures that just whisper dark secrets into his Tomar’s big ear.
@Tulip_bip4 жыл бұрын
his big classic ear
@coltonallgire11354 жыл бұрын
Nothing will truly traumatize him more than assembling all the *TOMAR EMERALDS*
@videonmode86494 жыл бұрын
I heard that when they edited this compilation Tomar got really mad and grabbed Zach by the neck really friggin' hard, I think it gave Zach a bruise. Tomar began throttling Zach like a barbie doll and then Lyle came in and whispered "The sun's setting..." That's when Tomar released Zach and he nuzzled into a warm, soft blanket, literally purring like a kitten. True story
@sbek64 жыл бұрын
zach was smiling the whole time tho
@nightmonk49194 жыл бұрын
That's not the full story though, Tomar did grab Zach by the neck but only with one hand and inserted his fingers in his nostrils, grumbling about how he was going to "make [Zach] a bigger nosed Jew than [Tomar]", then proceeded to stretch his arms as far apart as he could. He was not breathing and was licking his chops the entire time. Lyle got head-butted right in the jaw when Tomar wanted him out of the way. All the while, Chris just laughed because he thought Tomar and Zach were just playing, then laughed harder when Tomar began jumping and stomping on Lyle. But it's okay, Tomar doesn't know what he's doing, he's a growing boy, so let's be patient with him.
@corporatecapitalismАй бұрын
I like how Zach is the one always getting violently throttled in these scenarios.
@kanesmith28554 жыл бұрын
God bless tomar and his iconic eye x
@AxxLAfriku4 жыл бұрын
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear kane
@thatsthamove4 жыл бұрын
Iconic eye x? I need to know wut this means!
@mitchzatizabal69494 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the iconic eye Lyle's from the Croc gameplay?
@kanesmith28554 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I shan't sweet prince
@mitchzatizabal69494 жыл бұрын
The bit starts at 8 min in the Best of Croc video!
@InTheNoid4 жыл бұрын
Did this compilation also got reviewed by Tomar? so we know this is truly traumatizing Tomar.
@Night52254 жыл бұрын
Tomar was strapped to a chair like A Clockwork Orange as he’s forced to rate the trauma of each scenario.
@_alex_y.not_4 жыл бұрын
@@Night5225 on a scale of 1-7 emeralds
@FancifulProdigy4 жыл бұрын
@@deadliestvice5356 it did got probably
@thegodofsoapkekcario19704 жыл бұрын
Tomar could beat them both up with his fingernail, he just doesn't want to show them his power.
@sodakid19194 жыл бұрын
"Tomar what would you do if.... *insert drug addled fever dream here*"
@eriadorranger21964 жыл бұрын
18:40 it's moments like these that I wish there was a facecam
@VirtualCheetah4 жыл бұрын
Little do we know that "Traumatizing Tomar" is also secretly a bonus cut of "Best of Zach" as well
@yungmythologist4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, what if Jaxxy loved you unconditionally?" "She... does?" "Hm. Okay!"
@Tulip_bip4 жыл бұрын
(quick write that down!)
@planttattacc87854 жыл бұрын
I love how Tomar does his best to just continue what he’s doing or saying in regards to the game while Chris and Zach try their very hardest to give him a mental breakdown
@NubzMgee4 жыл бұрын
Tomar is the ultimate sweetheart and the perfect counterpart to the madness of zach and chris
@justinallen5006 ай бұрын
Sometimes I forget tomar actually has a stable career and wife and tries his hardest to not say anything controversial while Zach and Chris are the exact opposite trying to convert tomar
@JPTQJR4 жыл бұрын
GAME THEORY: The more Tomar gets traumatized the more he gets stronger at Worms
@infamousk773 жыл бұрын
that story about jaxie trolling that streamer with the ghost is genuinely hysterical. what a madlass.
@joolian47634 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I forget these guys work on actual projects with businesses, and don't just live with Chris in his mom's basement.
@nolanmaisey4 жыл бұрын
My lovely Jewess finally gets his own video
@theundertaler58754 жыл бұрын
My favorite Jewish.
@rithvikshetty60074 жыл бұрын
You missed when lyle and chris were jokingly impersonating tomar before he walks in on them in the Will of Wisps epsiode
@Milkman2154 жыл бұрын
What episode was this?
@birmingham22174 жыл бұрын
We need answers
@DieWorm4 жыл бұрын
Still nothing? A suffering life forever ahead of you.
@Mapachotgun4 жыл бұрын
My disappointment is unmeasurable
@ErikNilsen13372 жыл бұрын
Now I'm really curious - when is the first instance of Zach accusing Tomar of the most heinous acts known to man? It's a long running joke, but when exactly did he start doing that?
@12345done64 жыл бұрын
I love Zach's reaction to oney telling Tomar about the car brick because he knew it was too far 😂
@Mrbrainiac4 жыл бұрын
tomarr🎶 tomarr🎶 tomarr🎶 tomarr🎶 tomarr🎶 The end
@VoidSinister4 жыл бұрын
what series/episode is the "Joshua Tomar, no no no" that Zach and Chris chant come from?
@chillmanmax3 жыл бұрын
@@VoidSinister that part of the anime was weiiird
@lawladinlawlaw4 жыл бұрын
God I fucking love the Zack, Tomar, Chris combo. It's unbeatable.
@robotom65954 жыл бұрын
When I was watching the Visage playthrough, I couldn't tell if them teasing Tomar was helping to lighten things up or put me on edge even more knowing something was coming
@LantisSakuru4 жыл бұрын
That's gotta be the best of Chris' hypotheticals: "What would you do if your dear wife died right beside you on a freak car accident no one could predict?"
@adamramadan86934 жыл бұрын
“tomar what would you do if your wife traumatically died in front of you”
@sanicantales17564 жыл бұрын
i wouldnt like that very much i guess
@madisondavis56404 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this tomartizing
@DualStupidity7 ай бұрын
The way Zach can just belt out a full scream is amazing 16:52
@stefgram53034 жыл бұрын
“Tomar what would you do” is his trigger
@onieni97794 жыл бұрын
It's like the devil and angel on your shoulders motif, but Tomar literally has two goblin devils whispering PTSD inducing enchantments in this poor man's ears. At least he will have a theme song lol
@d-erekweth69034 жыл бұрын
the fact that Tomar is ok with the things chris and zach say about jackie that ik for sure would make most people feel uncomfortable if said about their spouse shows how close these guys have gotten, or Tomar's just used to this
@stanpines9011 Жыл бұрын
I think they all know she doesn't really care so it's aight
@corporatecapitalismАй бұрын
Well they’re all friends with her
@corporatecapitalismАй бұрын
Well they’re all friends with her
@coltyman817410 ай бұрын
23:06 I like the sudden Biggie reference. As far as I know Zach has never done anything like this ever again.
@aidanmccarthy90734 жыл бұрын
Zachs scream at 12:30 will forever be unmatched.
@crabking9223 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was Tomar who scream
@docrobust4 жыл бұрын
After watching the Zach 6 hour episode, a Traumatising Tomar special came up, and then this got uploaded
@hellothisismufin Жыл бұрын
I love the FEAR clips because Tomar gives perfectly normal responses and Chris and Zach just grill him over them for no reason
@elgavgav4 жыл бұрын
*Chris and Zach:* mentions Jaxxy *Tomar:* [softly] don't
@thebargoblin3226 Жыл бұрын
favorite moment is when Zach reacts with “oh my god, chris… holy fuck.” to Chris’s hypothetical about Jaxxy getting hit by a falling brick making her head shape like a hammerhead shark AND that she didn’t die. Chris is pussing out on fully sending it.
@fujifilm51274 жыл бұрын
"I would be upset" tomar's answer to literally everything
@xerobeat91424 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure how many more times I’ll have to hear the Tomar theme song in my life. That’s not a complaint. I’m hoping for at least a thousand.
@TBnJgg4 жыл бұрын
the title of this video actually refers to Tomar's nickname "The Traumatizer" and the sick twisted games he puts gamers through to collect his emeralds
@TheDankShrimp3 жыл бұрын
"That's Tomar's big arm" "Staahp... It's noooot...!" I swear Tomar always has a great response to everything.
@ClobberingSocks2 жыл бұрын
Chris: “Hey Tomar how would you feel if someone systematically hunted down, tortured and killed everyone you’ve ever cared about?” Tomar: “I think I’d be pretty upset”
@Pensive_Scarlet4 жыл бұрын
"Tomar, what would you do if you realized Zach isn't a little goblin with an elongated nose and he is actually just a normal looking fellow?"
@jamj4r Жыл бұрын
“Ah jeez, I guess I would do my best to get used to it. I mean it’s gonna be weird for a while but he’s my friend.”
@Pensive_Scarlet Жыл бұрын
@@jamj4r "Okay, okay. What if, what if *then* you noticed he gradually started looking like Marv from Home Alone?"