The Absolute Best of OneyPlays, Volume #1 (Compilation)

Here is a compilation of the best Oneyplays clips I have found. I know there are a lot more clips I could put in here, but I didn't want this being too long. This is my first compilation I have ever done, so let me know what you think. Please like and subscribe if you enjoyed it so I know to keep making more. Thanks :)
0:00 Minecraft Intro
0:20 Tomar's Deditated Wam
1:08 The Silent Killer
1:29 Young Fans
1:44 Maclunki
2:58 Bestbuy Camera
6:13 Julien Throws Phone
7:35 Carl the Braincel
8:56 Old Man Toy Story
10:08 President Ding Dong
13:03 Monster Mash
14:52 Trump vs Linkara
16:15 Mario Odyssey Theme Song
17:51 Crash Game Theory
19:10 Zach Mandalorian
20:28 Puhskinti Day
21:46 The Video Of The Man
25:11 Crash the Pdf File
26:24 Fred's Channel
28:08 Hello My N-
29:05 Slap Off
29:43 New Language
31:08 Cockney Orphan
32:04 Osama Clone Hypothetical
44:29 Girlfriend Clone Hypothetical
49:16 Chivalry
50:20 George Lucas Nightmare
51:25 Why Oneyplays Sucks at Games
53:34 Wambo
55:05 The 80s
56:33 Penis Fly Trap
57:19 Zach Needs Your Energy
59:31 Chris Throws a Can
1:00:15 SONIC
1:00:58 British Man and Wife
1:02:18 Dumbled the Door
1:04:30 Jimmy Neutron Theme Song
1:05:25 Pig Physics
1:06:06 McDonalds Hypothetical
1:10:00 Mario Says the F Word
1:12:00 Spongebob Still Funny
1:13:57 The Banana Hypothetical
1:17:24 Elephant Does the Weed
1:18:33 Ding Dong Funny Scream

[@BrainrotEntertainment]

The clone conversation literally melts my brain

[@nightwinger234]

it's fucking stupid. They're bad at hypotheticals because they're willingly defiant. I hate this but so much.

[@superchroma]

The sheer length of it makes it worse than anything Cory ever did.

[@rybread9574]

chris was right but he explained it so poorly that he became wrong

[@necromech_]

yeah no Chris makes sense, Ding Dong and Matt just went braindead during it

[@OddJames]

it's simple if you only talk about the Clone conversation, but as long as I have the real conversation I don't care, you guys can have the Clone conversation as long as I have the real one.

[@sunnypodbelsek6697]

holy shit if zach was there for the clone hypothetical it would have gone down differently

[@owenwilliams9758]

A little bit differently than how y’all do it in the big city, tell ya what My niece done got bit by a copperhead

[@joey6609]

@@owenwilliams9758:/

[@Iamsane32]

@@owenwilliams9758 my niece done got bit by a copperhead and died cuz of that

[@elliot_rat]

make a perfect copy clone of zach and time travel him back to that and also make him small

[@UVP001]

@@elliot_ratif you made Zach small he’d just turn into the Shnoz from berserk

[@alldayagain]

You know they're true friends when Julian throws Chris's phone across the room and Chris laughs hysterically

[@dungusyungus245s]

I will always love the way Zach says maclunky.

[@b3njiiisjammin608]

Macunky*

[@mcgfn]

@@b3njiiisjammin608thats not what zach says though

[@ChanceKearns]

‘Jimmy got a brain blast when he went to the braincel subreddit’ is one of my favourite quotes

[@ketchupwater06]

I always loved it when Julian tries to make a joke but it goes unnoticed only for Ding Dong to bring it back in the same moment; like the 80's phone call when Julian randomly brought up New Wave for nobody to laugh then Ding Dong just brings it back so it can be heard. that's freaking schweet.

[@oak7741]

I’m really sad about all the DingDong discourse and how the content hungry drama channels placed him in the spotlight. If all of that had slipped under the radar we’d still be hearing from those rascals.

[@mcgfn]

@@oak7741He didn't do anything wrong outside of criticising a shitty game and the shitty game grumps

[@dextergrif]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3285">54:45</a> “My weakness is silly voices” Julian choosing to do let’s plays with Ding Dong and Chris was pure bravery then…

[@Froggediah]

The Pocket Hitler was really good. I think it might be the funniest due to the “What is a homoncolus?” Question and “I’d pour boiling milk on pocket hitler”

[@johnnybravo5726]

i think it's actually a really good hypothetical but they never acknowledge that it is

[@greekfire995]

"I'd invite him on a let's play"

[@Khornecussion]

@@greekfire995 He would lose once at a game and go " THIS IS UNT FUCKING BULLSHIT. "

[@jarlbalgruuf2415]

​@@johnnybravo5726Not really. The clone literally didn't do anything wrong, you'd have to be an objectively evil messed up individual to torture it, it's a bad hypothetical. You can't even pass it off as absurd because Chris genuinely thinks it's "obvious" that everyone would. "Would you torture the real one" would make more sense as a hypothetical, it doesn't assume anything.

[@brownthunder3944]

I listen to these like a podcast whilst working

[@iaminsideyourhome69]

same, even though ive heard all these bits like 20 times now lmfao

[@waterPsychiatrist]

@@iaminsideyourhome69 that's why I listen to the full series, after some time you completely forget the bits and conversations

[@PartnershipsForYou]

You look like the average oneyplays viewer

[@MoonDreamofA]

And then make weird kggg noises out of your nose when a funny hits your ear just right, right?

[@mr.sandman9565]

The sleeping george lucas bit is now in my top 10, its so godamn funny and its never talked about

[@burgerrandi8299]

Hmm….shmi…

[@beaux6251]

camels

[@nbierwirth14]

Time stamp ?

[@Kylesatre]

@@nbierwirth14 50:20

[@nbierwirth14]

@@Kylesatre good man

[@Yakutie]

The clone hypothetical was just them arguing over semantics while julien giggles in the background

[@BumboLooks]

​Cloning in data science means an exact copy. So a Clone of a human could be the perfect replication of every cell. Something that is impossible with a purely genetic clone. Chris and his friends were too stupid to realize that the whole argument could have been saved. Likewise Chris could have argued that every cell in his "clone" was 1/50th the original size. Thus creating a Hitler "clone" that is 1/50th his original height. And specify that the only imperfection is the cell size...,.

[@Khornecussion]

And Semetics. Anti, to be precise.

[@SkanGavin]

My favorite phrase still has to be, "A perfectly lit dark alley. Just enough light to be dark." Something about it just sets me a gigglin'.

[@sketchyboi]

"I wish we had Hitler or Osama DNA". Oh god, here we go lol

[@WisteriaBerlitz]

Ozama

[@ImploreYouReconsider]

O'Bomber

[@tonybippitykaye]

Senile Toy Story will never cease to make me laugh. “We all have shoes!”

[@lessgoofyone]

Same! Lol

[@collinbloo]

My favorite part of that bit is "Buzz, I'm dying."

[@volcanogaming8870]

Knowing what Zach looks like makes the Minecraft Intro joke so much better

[@mistahgamer]

Ay yo you're right, I just thought about it

[@AtomicFlounder42]

Only people from British are gonna understand this compilation

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

British? Im pretty sure you mean britland

[@Ren-gk2tg]

I'm from Spanish, so yeah, kinda hard for me to understand it. 🤷

[@megadong2398]

@@Ren-gk2tg what do you mean

[@willlamb6643]

I do be from British

[@AtomicFlounder42]

@@willlamb6643 I'm from Spanish

[@lordabhoris3454]

To this day I still defend Chris's clone conversation. Matt and Ding Dong wouldn't entertain such a small, trivial detail, all because it's not "technical" but as Chris literally said, calmly, "ITS A FUCKING HYPOTHETICAL"

[@madnessbound]

but it's not a clone

[@megaultradamn]

@@madnessbound uhh let's say aliens come down from planet Makluu 4 in 1940 and scan Hitler's body. They're able to create a clone with all of its memories intact , but the mother ship gets blasted by allied tanks. We recover the aircraft, along with it's cloning technology, the Hitler clone, aaaaand a shrinking ray gun. Now, would you torture that clone or not?

[@megaultradamn]

@@thingsweshouldkno it was born. That's a crime in and of itself.

[@BumboLooks]

@@madnessbound ​Cloning in data science means an exact copy. So a Clone of a human could be the perfect replication of every cell. Something that is impossible with a purely genetic clone. Chris and his friends were too stupid to realize that the whole argument could have been saved. Likewise Chris could have argued that every cell in his "clone" was 1/50th the original size. Thus creating a Hitler "clone" that is 1/50th his original height. And specify that the only imperfection is the cell size..mm.

[@BumboLooks]

Technically you could defend Chris too.​ Cloning in data science means an exact copy. So a Clone of a human could be the perfect replication of every cell. Something that is impossible with a purely genetic clone. Chris and his friends were too stupid to realize that the whole argument could have been saved. Likewise Chris could have argued that every cell in his "clone" was 1/50th the original size. Thus creating a Hitler "clone" that is 1/50th his original height. And specify that the only imperfection is the cell size.

[@liamriddell8461]

Everyone beside Chris during the clone conversation is being completely unreasonable about the hypothetical lmfao

[@pyrotechnick420]

What if the writers heard George Lucas say "Maclunky," in his sleep 😴 💤 🤔 😳

[@doomtomb89]

oh shit, you know too much. mickey mouse is coming for you....

[@marcopivetta7796]

i'm with Chris on the Hitler hypothetical, they absolutely refused to question their own moral standings, which killed the argument before it got derailed into minutia.

[@marbles2223]

Theres no way they didnt understand exactly what chris meant, they just refused to acknowledge what he was saying it was so infuriating.

[@ginma0092]

Thank God, I honestly felt like the only one who felt that way

[@senorsnout4417]

I disagree. They absolutely answered his question, he just didn't like their answer, so he tried to put his own in their mouth, and move the goalposts nonsensically.

[@jedisquirrel]

@@senorsnout4417 True, except for them screaming for elaboration and more details and then turning around and asking Chris why was he giving them more details. No matter how you look at it, everyone but Chris sounded like rampant idiots lol. He continued with details because they were literally screaming for them.

[@zerosen1972]

I feel like Matt tried to overcompensate by trying to imply he would "torture" Hitler given the situation in order to seem like a good person. Hate it when people do that especially when Hitler is established to be evil. Chris was able to distance himself from the emotional answer rather than get emotional about it like Matt did.

[@denisnopeno1671]

i would love an entire 500+ episode minecraft let's play with that exact voice and enthusiasm every episode, for 30 minutes an episode

[@RoachCatJr]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="72">1:12</a>:47 matt saying he stopped associating with OneyPlays bc he felt pressured to put on an edgy persona for laughs and then saying shit like this unprompted and no one laughing is funny in itself

[@tahutoa]

Failed Chameleon

[@diccchocolate416]

Did Matt Watson actually say that?

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

Followed by no laughter

[@_G.C]

Yeah that's what happens when you try too hard to fit in with old newgrounds humor

[@PoopiGirl.23]

Which one is Matt

[@Blackmanbubbs]

The fact that you have enough respect to let the joke play out completely makes me very happy I see a lot of compilations where they cut the joke well done you just got a new subscriber

[@blakechildress944]

I love it when Chris makes Julian laugh so hard he has to go to the bathroom and Ding Dong saying, "Julian" in a disappointed tone.

[@gonzo6489]

The Clone conversation makes Arin Hanson from GameGrumps look like a PhD

[@jasonsnusberry3654]

Even Chris and the gang go farther with the clone shit than the grumps would lol

[@OverPowered64]

once chris said "i wish we had like....." at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1924">32:04</a>, i just went, "hoooo boy, here it comes....." lmao

[@HeadlinePlays]

can't wait for these to blow up v well done

[@Lambdaleth]

I will watch every new OneyPlays compilation with the same clips in them until the end of time

[@parthgupta8881]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="730">12:10</a> holy shit that's foreshadowing

[@htmljesusarchive6341]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="63">1:03</a> Tomar as he pushes yet another victim off the Empire State Building

[@McNuttyET]

Am i the only one that agrees with all three of Chris's clone theorys ? Haha

[@Hank..]

I thought the "maclunky" thing was Zach screwing around at first, and that the star wars clip was an edit. I can't believe they actually added that nonsense. Good lord.

[@DPK1255]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3020">50:20</a> Sleeping George Lucas is so damn funny

[@otakamerd1220]

Chris' passion for a cloned Ozama who he can either fuck or fuck with is truly inspirational

[@ghoulkinggruul7345]

This is the best, almost more than Weird Al's Best.

[@levilewis7061]

To this day, the "guy who not have lot a water he say aaaaaaaaaaa" meme kills me

[@taylorandrews5015]

Thank you for putting these together, I always love watching fan-made compilations

[@yourgrandmasjzexboyfriend]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1868">31:08</a> desmond's mom from smiling friends

[@BombasticLion]

i wanna gaslight my dad into thinking macklunkey was always in star wars

[@killmyassdead]

I have never heard the monster mash bit and I laughed until I cried

[@horrordragon2255]

The monster mash song makes me feel like a kid again

[@plinkbink]

god the clone conversation was so easy to understand but ding dong and matt kept bringing things up like “how am i gonna breath” and then matt said chris was the one to bring up details like that it was so infuriating!!

[@susanschubert1222]

I feel like Chris just doesn’t want to feel bad that he wants to torture a tiny hitler, so he’s trying to get his friends to say that they would do it too.

[@knotbots]

Naughty children need to watch the man!. This will always be one of my favorite bits they did. The whole thing is just so good

[@scroogemcduck8509]

The lead up to the clone hypothetical makes me feel like watching a character death on TV. Like I know it’s going to happen but my mind just hopes against logic that it’ll be different this time, someone will agree with Chris or he gives in. But it’s always the same result

[@memsoppalino]

after a couple yrs of introspection i have come to the conclusion that Chris was right in the clone debate and everyone else was unnecessarily argumentative

[@SillyWilly17]

your youtube name alone earns my thumbs up

[@crcoghill]

The best clip off the bat.😂

[@SkizoDisco]

This kicks ass

[@117johnpar]

Bro, this is clearly the third best of Oneyplays, get it STRAIGHT!

[@grant6307]

Holy hell man you gotta lotta oneyplays clips on your channel. thats pretty alpha dude

[@jedisquirrel]

You know, if they didn't want to answer the hypothetical, they should have just been honest and said so instead of feigning ignorance, but it made for some funny shit lol

[@OddJames]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1238">20:38</a> Happy Puhskinti Day (in 11 days) everyone!

[@stubrutv]

I discovered this comp on Puhskinti Day!

[@peckerthemecher]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="784">13:04</a> “The Spooky Splash” is fucking incredible lol

[@Jouch_Couch]

more please ✌️

[@lukemartin5855]

Maclunkey

[@paulwilliams9147]

Watching this on Puh-skinti day!

[@matt7872]

My sense of humour is really dumb. I find it really funny when people say dumb things with dumb voices, so I really like these guys too.

[@ghostalpha2150]

That clone conversation gave me an existential crisis

[@Postaldude__]

Hahahahah the vice city bit with the phone fuckin killed me

[@spiralgodking9877]

The eighties~!

[@sundaebunny554]

I will never forget the Tiny Hitler debate for as long as I live.

[@treevnor]

the jimmy neutron red pill but is the funniest shit ever

[@necromech_]

too bad we've heard it a million times already, it has lost its magic sadly

[@treevnor]

@@necromech_ *you’ve

[@NuggetMan222]

the monster bash bit kills me

[@vivivagina]

never fall asleep watching oneyplays especially while sick. i woke up in a fever to the fucking clone/copy debate and i thought i was going insane

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Shame Matt Watsons kind of a scumbag now. Only ever cared about putting up a friendly appearance and kept ghosting Ding and Julian's messages to hang out and be real friends.

[@mikemccoy7931]

To be fair, I'm not sure I have seen a Dingdong and Julian stream where they were not negative and total downers. (Stream that is, not letsplays)

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

@@mikemccoy7931 Sounds like you're confusing a non edited, lazier tone with being negative/downers. What they talked about is clearly way more serious than almost anything else they've talked about. Suicide, gaslighting, revealing information after one of them dies, etc. You almost come off as insensitive as a result.

[@TrashyBashy]

@@mikemccoy7931 “Ugh, they were talking about real life issues and not putting on their usual goofy personas for me to clap my feet to? Ugh. I hate it when my content tries to act like real people.” - You, probably.

[@sketchywav7741]

I completely understood Chris with the hypothetical lmfaoo

[@pyrotechnick420]

While I was watching this video I totally had a Shepiphany

[@TheVorran]

Puhskinti day coming up soon

[@JaBBerSmack]

Chris was in the right

[@christopherherr7561]

What if from an alternate universe where everything in history happened exactly the same except the Earth and everything on it was three times smaller. The Hitler from there was transported to our universe. Would you torture him?

[@nbierwirth14]

I would keep him in a jar and show loved ones

[@NotoriousGarbagePerson]

does anyone else think its spooky that they talk about all the government files being in the bathtub?

[@FandralStar]

I celebrated National Puhskinti Day this year! It just passed!

[@StinkySeaGoat]

Sometimes Chris and Zack feel like brothers….they just seem to share a single brain cell amongst each other

[@drknflx]

love how long the hitler clone debate goes on for

[@muhhamedalliwalteruhprince4415]

i like

[@zerosen1972]

Pocket Hitler is going to be my username for my new War Thunder account 🤣🤣

[@lessgoofyone]

We all have shoes 🧓

[@sharkaspree8148]

Ding Dong suffers from hastoberightitis and loudermeansimrightosis

[@BIGBOYGAMING03]

I think he's just playing along differently

[@dziewiaty]

Well if I am teleported into the white room I can't really say because then I also will be a fucking clone and Hitler would be clone of a copy which further removes him from moral resposibility for his memories unless I used wormhole which defeats the entire point of the white room, allowing me to just keep Hitler in big terrarium which I could turn into Spectacular Hitler's Snail Ranch.

[@larch2329]

I think I'm a clone now

[@stonedgaming7900]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2160">36:00</a> just watch the movie the prestige. Thats the type of clone he is talking about.

[@Zunigafeid]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="621">10:21</a> the best lol

[@dripdripluffy]

What game are they playing at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="180">3:00</a>?

[@themayor7142]

Warhammer vermintide 2

[@sedentarycub5775]

Wambo :Fiwst bwuild

[@matherbomb2926]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1521">25:21</a>

[@b.isyousrs]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="792">13:12</a> 😭😭😭😭

[@prnklinfierc]

Everyone saying that Chris was right in the clone conversation but he still kinda wasnt. They were definitely exaggerating but they knew it was about morals, and gave answers immediately. But Chris, dissatisfied with their responses, started adding more stuff. At that point, because he was clearly trying to lead them to an answer, it was free reign for them to pick it apart as much as possible because of his constant doubling down and introduction of new elements (along with how ridiculous it already was). They definitely understood him, so idk why people say they didnt, and act as though he was "right"? But no hate to him, I get his frustration and it was a great bit.

[@electricyetis]

Exactly, the whole point of hypotheticals is that there's no right or wrong answer.

[@BumboLooks]

@@electricyetis If that were the case there would be zero point in even making hypotheticals to answer...

[@electricyetis]

@@BumboLooks What I meant was there's no point in asking somebody a question like "What would you do if..." if you've already decided what that person would do.

[@BumboLooks]

@@electricyetis There's nothing wrong with disagreeing and enforcing your view. It only gets pointless when you ask a question and then prevent the answerer from even talking. So a typical online streamer debate where one streamer mutes the guy they invited.. Now that IS pointless.

[@olduhh]

They didn’t understand that’s why Chris was “doubling down”

[@amnesiafallsGameplay]

ever since i heard the kingdom hearts clone hypothetical, i kinda sided with chris. i always think of the spiderman clone saga for that argument lol

[@blackhatfreak]

The clone argument was easier the most autistic thing I've ever heard.

[@RoachCatJr]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="64">1:04</a>:30 my favorite

[@HeyMario]

The clone conversation boils down to semantics, but Chris is correct here. DD and Matt assume that because the clone only has the memories, therefore, it’s innocent. But it’s not. It’s literally still Hitler. The hypothetical doesn’t place his conscious being into a total memory wipe, it’s all his thoughts and memories but the clone wasn’t physically there in the timeline to commit these actions. So it’s still evil and believes the same ideology as the original. But instead of engaging with the hypothetical, they get hung up on a dictionary definition that does not change the question.

[@mlgesus8362]

The clone fight set off my autism and now im in jail

[@thehumancomedy3891]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="77">1:17</a>:23

[@prdvt]

A person could kill someone, then clone himself, kill the original, and when the police comes for him, he could just say "it wasn't me, I'm just a clone", even though the cloning was specifically made to avoid the consequences. I'm with Chris in this.

[@mrscruffles801]

But he didn't avoid the consequences, the original is still dead and in hell

[@olduhh]

Sounds more like a hivemind between two people than a clone

[@TornBase]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1474">24:34</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="72">1:12</a>:32

[@Shadovox]

Supermega ruins everything.

[@BIGBOYGAMING03]

Do they?

[@pyrotechnick420]

I went from not liking hypotheticals to absolutely hating them now. Zach always makes the most frustrating no-win scenarios. Chris tries to be imaginative. But everyone else's hypotheticals are great.

[@olduhh]

How are Zach’s hypotheticals frustrating? He just says “you’re dumb if you wouldn’t” like the pee meter thing. It’s just funny

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@olduhh no you're objectively wrong lol

[@olduhh]

@@pyrotechnick420 no it’s just Zach being funny and you don’t understand humor unless if it toilet humor or bottom of the barrel stuff. You see I understand high brow comedy as I would say I enjoy understanding subtlety as you may not….

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@olduhhthis isn't a matter of high brow or low brow. I don't think you understand what I'm trying to convey. I probably don't entirely understand it either. I think what happens is that I'm feeling the frustration of the person Zach is asking the hypothetical to, through empathy.

[@olduhh]

@@pyrotechnick420 how DARE you say that I don’t understand!

[@michaelpineiro533]

Shapiphany _and_ her clone don't belong to *anyone,* they're their own women.

[@skivvy3565]

They lost me at the joking about Rape parts. And not being ironic or shedding a negative light on it.

[@dextergrif2019]

What do you mean?

[@anonymouslucario285]

What do you mean they lost you?

[@decayedjollyrancher88]

@@anonymouslucario285 minus one sub

[@Subpar1O1]

...chris

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

L