BEST OF UBER TEXT TO SPEECH

[@AsianAndyfilms]

Follow @asianandyfilms on twitter/insta if you want to see other stuff I get into in life.

[@florre-stg]

Asian Andy Hello Andy, It would be nice to get a hello back

[@xxamaraaxx8210]

Bro get eat bread fat

[@Atollic]

Dude you out up with A lot of crap thanks for making another video! Can you strive to be the worlds fattest asian?

[@Joooon8GD]

Bro youve got a new subscriber.

[@villiioyt]

I feel so bad for you

[@RebelleGameOfficial]

This man is living the dream

[@M3GAB0I]

Xd

[@az00z]

I love ur yt channel !!!!

[@ghost_ly8831]

This is called "the dream."

[@joebob2443]

I was going t like the comment but it was already at 420

[@BreakingWhite]

Of hell

[@samtastic24]

*The only Uber driver who earns ten times a normal Uber driver*

[@lunarflare3222]

LOGIC

[@gui18bif]

Uber should be free stealing taxi money

[@dewae7600]

Fuego Araneae but loses his sanity 10 times faster

[@isaacj6551]

@@gui18bif taxi drivers aren't trustworthy

[@Minecrafter6818]

Fuego Araneae ya

[@johnleuenhagen9068]

Streaming while being an Uber driver is actually genius

[@brianisme6498]

John Leuenhagen not really

[@Hjvujjnnnjhhy]

John Leuenhagen I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years- you never know what is gonna come through that door.

[@MustBeNiceBro]

Palpatine: DEW IT

[@justinrosa56]

@@brianisme6498 for entertainment purposes it is😂

[@Astorias_7]

Its like a hoober and an uuber

[@brandonb7014]

4:42 is the guy in the back snorting coke lol

[@kbspider4526]

LOL Brandon is right

[@mattfitzgerald5343]

Brandon q

[@dudeinthebackground3998]

We have the dame name

[@natalie4695]

@@dudeinthebackground3998 wow the same _dame_ name? Thats pretty cool

[@kloszard13]

I read it cake xD

[@Dominic-yv5zi]

4:20 perfect timing

[@Oofteam1]

?

[@swervegod1897]

@@Oofteam1 just in case you ain't hear ... Andy said they call me... Then the donation says 4:22

[@kiki9807]

@@swervegod1897 that makes no sense umm

[@mo.c7517]

I thought you meant it as 420. Lol

[@aviator2117]

Took me a while, but I understand now

[@Azerrz]

GOLD

[@Vence.]

Azerrz I DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU HERE

[@-fallen-gaming3170]

Azerrz hi 👋🏻

[@steevobeevo926]

Wot

[@ev6552]

Hi Im a big fan

[@ev6552]

Azerrz hi Im a big fan I know I said this already but hi

[@Shaun-tz6qe]

That last guy looked really nervous

[@akrius]

ShadowWhelp true lul

[@kylem5576]

Kane you mom gay

[@soufz41]

Kyle Modesitt no u

[@alphaqrt3673]

Ya lol

[@felipea.3487]

i mean, can you blame him

[@poncho2722]

4:50 *dude got nervous quick*

[@biofall38]

For real

[@has2give]

No no no no he didn't but no action no yes at wait no yes wait I'm confused what are you human is human human is he a human or a human a human is at animal with human is an animal an animal or human

[@kenzie.015]

@@has2give wtf is wrong with your life

[@has2give]

@@LisuMinaris no

[@mikechansw748]

@@has2give Hey.. are u ok?

[@unaxis1450]

4:52, The Driver looks so upset oh my god

[@JOJO-hh8ll]

BluRobot 2 I feel bad for him

[@warhead-2268]

That shit was fucking hilarious

[@Dimer4King]

He looks scared

[@scarsxwontxfade4332]

He most likely believed it. Crime rate is very high in Thailand

[@Ar9ui]

*1:01** alarm*

[@rlarsen676]

Police siren

[@IdeGas-fm3ss]

Chernobyl flashbacks

[@aidonasuarusrex2940]

How did this get so many likes

[@rradrr]

“So what do you do for a living?” “I get humiliated by 12 year olds”

[@lkalaschnikow]

Doggo Dogeinator well it pays

[@Halfcertified]

You have a ninja icon

[@WafflesFTW]

“Text from mum” never gets old

[@Ty_rone]

WafflesFTW it said mom nigha

[@WafflesFTW]

SORRY, but England is my city.

[@Boeing-kf4xe]

Don't Look at My KZbin Banner ITS FUCKIN SPELT DIFFERENTLY IN OTHER COUNTRIES

[@GODGAMERWARLORD22293]

WafflesFTW normie

[@GODGAMERWARLORD22293]

WafflesFTW i do but normies like you don't know what it is

[@matthewkim812]

4:21 I died

[@LilLoveConnor]

Matthew Kim same

[@eliandiaz2219]

Same

[@emanueldargan]

He was a good man may he soul live on forever

[@Vdash]

Lmao lolz

[@rev3rbs]

lmao same

[@Thephantom916]

1:37 looks like she was doing something back there

[@tynarvo2176]

Succ

[@Thephantom916]

@@tynarvo2176 lol

[@PKINGU]

The big *SUCC*

[@trevthekidd]

*_SUKC_*

[@Lil_lit_Bruh]

*§ Ü Ć Č*

[@tristan8243]

4:22 deadass wong for that😂😂

[@9965paul]

When you get banned from Uber use lift next

[@Takeight]

SIDA Lyft*

[@chanceswankremensky6226]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you

[@damonb2000]

*Lyft

[@Cujo_Ate_My_Credit_Card]

*loft

[@hdawg4404]

*land

[@HugoCornellier]

LMFAO at 2:40, how he awkwardly says "oh... sorry about that" Hands down one of the funniest videos on KZbin 10/10

[@Diabaids]

Hugo Cornellier I like the time lapse you made!!

[@AlexTV-Original]

9/11

[@agnesflygarehammerlund8617]

Hugo Cornellier I read your comment at 2:40 or 1:40

[@Rockstar1969_]

You’re the guy who made the 11 year time lapse

[@zackeble5022]

Hugo Cornellier i

[@thetiktokthief8796]

4:22 when you move to China and try to order food

[@sakatagintoki5895]

Well first reply

[@exctubilator7153]

Lol i know this is old but gold 😂

[@zwgamingzz5160]

LMAOO

[@DialthebarSoap]

2:40 hahaha her reaction lmao

[@Short_Juan]

It sounded like naruto

[@trevthekidd]

@@Short_Juan LMAO I'm doing a shinobi striker edit watching this 💀

[@Wtahc]

?

[@Hannah-xk8eo]

4:22 that Part killed meeeee hahahahhaha

[@BobRossTrolling]

IKR!

[@SweHansson]

Hannah !! W

[@modivaakbar6730]

XD

[@cloudroro12]

Same

[@torcheeey]

YE AHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@PetritLush]

This is the best video I have watched on youtube so far.

[@duprission3762]

just discovering andy I see.

[@thatvolvoguy6565]

BimmerKing 💀💀💀💀

[@firstnamelastname4495]

oh boy... and this is far from his best.

[@liltrue8420]

BimmerKing must be new to KZbin huh

[@cantpassthebar]

You must be a child

[@cin9663]

This is smart... he makes tons of money because people wanna see there comment shown up to have people do that they donate

[@virelium]

tHiS iS sMaRt

[@alberohh2170]

ok boomer

[@xann2681]

Lmao, that is actually selling your dignity

[@tron6760]

Xann 656 what fucking dignity the dignity of not being banned by Uber or Starbucks who cares as long as you’re making bank who gives a shit he literally does sleep streams and ends up with $6000 I would not give a fuck about my dignity

[@mike2207]

Eltron true.

[@Haxxer82]

4:21 I literally laughed so hard, I cried.

[@pee3700]

.......

[@napster222]

That shit was cringe

[@Movetheproduct]

cringe

[@Haxxer82]

Y'all lame ah hell

[@ipxkzi2625]

4:47 He is actually terrified look at him

[@eutimioramirez6169]

3:42 it finally happened 😂😂😂😂

[@NukeOhio]

eutimio ramirez don’t worry he can use lyft

[@eutimioramirez6169]

Yeah, but how long will it take for him to be fired again 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mechanicalbreathing589]

The last one tho. He was legit nervous af.

[@BL8DRUNN3R]

My donation made it on the vid at 3:00 ! Im psyched hahhahah

[@stocktoncram6019]

o shit lol

[@ChrisxStyleZ]

a m a z i n g LOLOL yours cracked me up

[@kinqkyle2976]

Lol

[@M335T3R]

What is Andy’s twitch?

[@theeyemaster3832]

that's really a good one! keep it up, make every conversation awkward for everyone.

[@Reganaid]

3:30 😂😂😂

[@dexski49]

Someone should of put "breaking news, there is a uber driver stealing kids, he has pink hair and glasses so stay in houses."

[@shyanmarie4405]

😂😂😂 Oh my god that is perfect!!

[@SantaPiM]

i thought of it too haha

[@whatspoppinggggggggg]

I was litterally just watching a sml video

[@thearousedeunuch]

*indoors

[@BrokeBot]

Purple Kool-Aid

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5535]

Someone will find this comment one day.

[@2nddoge]

I am the chosen one, Needs-Attention Man

[@firelordwaffle2987]

I found it

[@compabrael2177]

Found

[@cheeselord4788]

Don't Read My Profile Picture I

[@Bouletts69]

Don't Read My Profile Picture ur account is hilarious 😂

[@romanmeyer683]

I feel bad for the last guy

[@stevenzhuang1055]

1:00 HOLY SHINTER THAT LITERLLY SCARED THE HECK OUT OF ME..JEEZ,NEVER THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE WATCHING THIS.

[@3211-m9q]

📓

[@meeb285]

*Hi Steven, your account has been permanently suspended due to negative feedback from our customers.* Team Uber*

[@AinrehteaDalnalirtu]

To nobodies surprise.

[@sativaqueen4208]

What did your uber reviews look like?

[@ArkOnYoutube]

Sativa Queen 420 probably all 100

[@CrossfireGlitcher11]

Yes he is banned from Uber permanently guys.

[@returnofthemack6295]

CrossfireGlitcher11 if he is there’s always lyft

[@samuricexful]

That's usually what banned means.

[@CrossfireGlitcher11]

samuricexful What are you talking about.

[@mikegray717]

CrossfireGlitcher11 if it was temporary, it wouldn’t have said “permanently banned” dip shit. The video literally answered your dumbass question.

[@wooo771]

He doesn't really need it anymore

[@brutal5230]

You should go into a college class and do this

[@BellyBro]

^this^

[@danglerdank515]

please do this

[@dickersnoodle1025]

If they make a gun threat in text to speech he's fucked

[@darian5672]

RoseArts ii

[@brutal5230]

iqrius LOL

[@kylieharris5259]

4:22 I’m CRYING

[@dogemeat247]

When the gimmick runs out he will be an old man reflecting on a quarter lifetime or so of total embarrassment, $3 at a time. I approve.

[@youtubeuserandwatcher7649]

DogeMeat still think that ?

[@draxthedestroyer3384]

Imagine being a loser like you. Lighten up. It's all jokes. He really doesn't give a shit.

[@HappyLarry.]

@@draxthedestroyer3384 he said "I approve"

[@dynastypierce5446]

@@HappyLarry. That boy don't know how to read.

[@ionetwofarq1673]

2 in the morning what a life I’m having

[@h0rcrux774]

4:28 in the morning

[@OhSoTiredMan]

4:20

[@macbook8738]

.02:24

[@jason20599]

1:04

[@danktendo139]

IOneTwoFarQ 1 2:09

[@king.kthebest6158]

Lol the Mexican Olympic joke got me so good!!'😂😂😂

[@frostydaplug6896]

Uber driver:exists People:Ima end this mans whole career

[@quaygrass6212]

4:21 I can’t stop laughing at that one.

[@davidwile1277]

Asian andy is the only livestreamer id actually wanna be friends with.

[@CogniVision]

This dude's uber rating must be so low. Edit: Saw the image that he got banned from Uber.

[@shminkledinkle]

CogniVision o

[@leeroyjones1814]

CogniVision I thought it was a chick

[@Yukiruu]

Lmao I’m in class

[@SamahLama]

Νύξ Ban All E Girls 2018

[@Yukiruu]

SamahLama This ^

[@superchocopaste6375]

I'm in bed

[@SamahLama]

Zephyr 12 btw

[@sebastianortiz8894]

Same

[@hashbuckets]

4:42 he shook af

[@walkingceder]

CatBM lol

[@bright.light.sights933]

the way his eyes blink lol

[@Vampire_Queen_Blood]

CatBM WTF Why would They kill the Driver

[@Vampire_Queen_Blood]

CatBM LOL

[@Scrilp]

Whenever he has people in his car while streaming, he has a forever fear of when the next text from mom or dad comes...

[@alexcrawford5350]

It’s kinda interesting seeing him evolve from an Uber driver to an Uber passenger after being permanently suspended, all in one video!

[@liberationwasalie2982]

permanently supended btw

[@skullrealm4788]

4:53 "guess I'll die"

[@darkaquatus]

I love the awkward ending. Great selection and editing, sir. Well made!

[@DopeAgario]

Do Lyft instead , and who would rate that as negative

[@nematral]

normies would

[@shrimp_bucket]

Customers over 40

[@Reginald_Harrison]

Dope. I'm guessing the lady at 3:14 probably gave him a bad rating. She didn't seem amused at all.

[@TheWolfofice]

Uh, everyone

[@justoneguyfromfaraway9552]

Nematral fucking normies reeeee

[@GTA5TRYHARD]

Three jobs at a time basically Uber, KZbin, and streaming which he gets paid. Damm Asians mane

[@JoseRamos-ii6zu]

You know have a new subscriber I almost choked too hard from laughing at the uber complaint at 3:40

[@kian1murphy237]

1:31 is he getting a bl0w j##

[@p00p_eater]

probably

[@bullshark3771]

I thought so but looked back and no he wasn't she just had her head laying on his lap there was no head or neck moving so either she is garbage at it or no.

[@peterb7268]

Weeabo

[@reindeergames3467]

This Nigga thinks he's in Roblox

[@hiiragii]

@@luxfux8764 How about not calling someone a fucking weeb you uncultured swine

[@opNeptune]

*I NEVER HAD OOVOO DRIVER*

[@marcoosh2403]

Oovoo Javer *

[@unloyhoe]

I'm in class Steven. why do you have to upload rn?

[@Olag_Shaftrahmer]

unloyhoe then leave class boiiiiiii

[@Zain-bj9gh]

unloyhoe I’m in bed

[@viktorborbyfrederiksen2711]

Im fapping in bed

[@elcapitan1959]

Lol. It's so funny... you're in class and I'm about to sleep now.

[@autiepottie945]

Same im watching this in yearbook

[@lukem67]

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS

[@mariejoseph2376]

It's about 2:00 am and I've got no regrets about my sleeping schedule 👍

[@TheG_Boy]

*Why was he shirtless*

[@tiredbunnyy]

G_Boy Because 'Murica

[@tiredbunnyy]

I don't know, I'd like to know too, but I'm guessing that he does that a lot xD

[@peterios5880]

They told him to assend

[@misterl1668]

Super intelligent. Making hella bank while others put him in awkward situations. Comedic gold

[@fraserslife8399]

Thank you for existing.

[@user-ib5fi4rr4p]

The best Uber driver ever! I don't know what kind of people would leave negative feedback to you!?

[@diamondlol5830]

Andy:WOW my Uber career is doing great Donations:I’m about to end this whole mans career 3:40

[@tolvnb4106]

GoldenT Daimind i mean really there making his life better by giving him money but still 😂

[@iproxy8431]

I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life

[@clow-reid9831]

That last one was priceless 😂

[@09Alpacino09]

3:14 that lady is definitely the one who reported him LOL.

[@SeSaGaming]

Alternative Title: "How to increase Anxiety With Every Passing Second"

[@ShawnsAviationAndSpottingKEWR]

Ngl your the funniest twitch streamer

[@justfriccoff3363]

You're

[@matthewvillarreal3982]

*"dont worry about it man its ok"*

[@HarryWizard]

"permanently suspended" **googles suspended definition** suspend: temporarily prevent from continuing or being in force or effect. Therefore you were temporarily permenantly prevented from working with uber. congrats

[@Halo3ModTours]

2:07 “but sax” fucking KILLED ME LMAOOOO! 😂😂

[@Michael-fd4xm]

4:10 holy fuck I was dying so hard 😂

[@oluminator359]

This is a way to get money😂

[@arravYT]

I cant even watch this lol

[@davidjohnson2073]

Now THATS how you make KZbin money.

[@kaykmartins7335]

lmao r u dumb?

[@BackslideDan]

1:11 I love the face he's making. Like 'You better not do what I think you're gonna do.'

[@akselsgh7]

What did the chat says?

[@TheOneEyedMac]

@@akselsgh7 probably the n-word

[@danne1331]

This guy deserve at least 10 million sub

[@Michael-sn7if]

Why didn't someone donate and say something like: "Did you get the three girls in the car?We need to sell their organs." Imagine the reaction lmao

[@I-Eat-Glass]

"Alexa what is my current location"

[@loversrockr]

me: *Goes on youtube looks at recommended* Me: its war.... Recommemded: Memes Vs Asian Andy Me: *Panicking* Me: Who do i pick.

[@The_Crazy_Onex]

Flakee MSP ...PICK BOTH COMBINE THEM QUICK

[@TimingSmile]

that last dude looked terrified

[@Rockstar1969_]

That last guys heart rate increased from 90 to 900 after hearing that text to speech

[@Sirllortedlov]

just discovered this guy's channel...holy fuck man, been laughing so hard at your vids. How you don't have more subscribers is beyond me...keep up the good work!

[@pl7548]

What is his twitch?

[@reii.4812]

Man I never thought you can be a streamer plus uber driver at the same time

[@rickybibby2329]

1:33 my man gettin some top

[@slimreaper.jr06]

I died 😂 at the last one. Dude really looked scared 😱💀

[@n0r738]

4:42 THE WAY HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA FOR A SECOND IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@tauxcy]

4:43 The last one omg lol😂

[@heaney_s]

That last clip 😂he looked frightened 😂

[@Triplexxx9081]

4:22 LMAOOO

[@idkanegg5376]

4:39 I love how the text to speech when it says “meat” it sounds surprised

[@flol.7585]

this guy is too smart, new way of revolutionizing enthusiasm for donations

[@godspeed_3122]

3:39 is this a JoJo reference?

[@jaycurtis5394]

Maybe

[@haiderz4g523]

4:42 He should have told them to stop up the trail That would be funny af

[@Charki]

4:22😭😂☠️

[@krystinasaragos1535]

The last one had me rolling!!😂😂

[@energy6494]

This channel is gold New Sub!!

[@robertandlaura23]

Somebody get in the car. Random donator: I’m bout to end this mans whole career.

[@dmack9590]

Award at the end 😂😂😂