BEST OF UNINTENTIONAL ASMR 21

[@someuniqueusername6627]

Honestly though, the sound of a doctor examining me is probably one of the greatest real-world asmr experiences ever. (Other than the anxiety of being at the office.) The loud nose breathing, soft words, sound of the uniform, and clean movements all make it so relaxing.

[@chels-5457]

Flying Peanutbutter me too! I loved when they would check my ears and their words were super soft especially if they were Indian (I’m not being racist they just have the best asmr voices I swearrrr)

[@neuroleptic2563]

@@chels-5457 how can that be misunderstood as something racist?

[@Fly-The-W]

Mastica Páncreas because you never know now. People are to damn sensitive these days lol

[@trulygodly2513]

xXSIMPSXx tooooooooo damn sensitive 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Fly-The-W]

Mr W eh typos happen

[@Flexible_photon]

I am very concerned that no one has checked my capillary refill in my 45 years on this Earth.

[@pockyeatingpanda]

give me a break you can do it yourself! pinch your fingertips until they turn white, then let go. if it refills within 3 seconds you’re good :) I learned this in a class recently.

[@pockyeatingpanda]

give me a break Btw what she’s doing in the video is called a cranial nerve exam. You don’t really have to do them too often except during a regular checkup or if you’ve had a head injury. We learned how to do them in the same class and it’s very easy if you look it up :)

[@vincentvisconi4001]

U r fucked my friend

[@hikkrzminzzy5946]

v false information better keep quiet 😡

[@boofcat1641]

is this false or not

[@WALTONCHIEF]

I'm always conflicted with ASMR, on one hand I'm in a deep state of relaxation on the other I'm grinning and chuckling at the comments section ...

[@alexandra2014]

Jord Broad you're not the only one..... I wish I could stop scrolling tbh lol.

[@ameliaskyye]

Ikr same

[@lifespanofafry1534]

You need to broaden your taste in humor.

[@Celticshade]

Only unintentional asmr tho, the comments are only funny in the unintentional ones since the intentional ones dont have much going on for timestamping moments and making funny comments.

[@MrAllen-fv9cj]

It's nice to know I'm symmetrical.

[@revenge3794]

Mr. Allen lmao

[@thelastbriton9896]

Oh Jesus Lord 😂😂

[@CJ9007]

*yes*

[@gbrea6137]

I've seen you before

[@matpenni92]

Lmaooooooo you from the other video 😂

[@SirWeibrot]

The second guy is the one in the group project who did absolutely nothing and then on the day of the presentation tries to get away by making up whatever he can think off along the way EDIT: Also he's clearly high as a kite

[@MacXpert74]

LOL!

[@patspeed008]

High as a flag on the 4th of July

[@candresano]

ALSO, he’s probably the one that gets the best grade because he charmed our 7th grade science teacher by bringing egg muffins and diet cokes.... I mean, I’m assuming...

[@warwick802]

Lol

[@Celticshade]

Id say you’re correct but i just have to add. The second guy and the third guy are the two friends in the group who did fuck all. But they are super convinced they can bullshit the rest of the group into thinking they did anything.

[@tess1166]

I actually got tingles unintentional Asmr is my favorite

[@gbrea6137]

Random Panda WAIT¡¡¡¡

[@strange_and_magnificent]

Me too!

[@hmartinspliff]

21:56 *Doctor:* _"Now I'm gonna check your sensation...."_ *__* _"Did you feel that?"_ *Patient:* _"Nope"_

[@jspihlman]

French and Saunders do that. She takes a giant wooden board and hits her with it from a running start. "Did you feel that?!" "No, not at all"

[@darthsauron8052]

Doctor: Proceeds to tell the Flash to run at his top speed and deck the guy in the face. Flash: Runs at x10 the speed of light and breaks his hand on the guy’s face. Doctor: “Did you feel that?” Patient: _Looks at Doctor._ “I think a fly landed there.”

[@Ann]

😂😂😂

[@al85945]

"we'll have to come back to that one later then."

[@theapelau1842]

Pikachu face

[@BigBri7647]

So cute at 19:02 when the little boy pedals his feet like on a bicycle rather than driving a car ❤️

[@alkebulanawah4242]

I'm watching you I'm in FBI

[@kailahortiz4943]

Not going to lie I was just watching the dog nothing else 😂😂

[@StreetsOfRage2]

6:29 - His little grin. He knows he's talking absolute bollocks. He triggers my ASMR though, I'll give him that.

[@Super_Kewl]

A lot like that pranic healer Master Steven Cho. A complete scam artist but very relaxing.

[@WALTONCHIEF]

😂😂😂😂

[@CannibalWHORE22]

I know the second dude is guaranteed to knock my ass out

[@stay-fm]

The comment section has me moving all throughout the video then going back to where I was and I m tired

[@burntgod7165]

Second guy is proof that some of the craziest shit makes for the best ASMR.

[@tkate3702]

i need a full version of the first clip so bad 😫

[@cloudyddffffffff9694]

Did u find it

[@tomovinklair4479]

@@cloudyddffffffff9694 no

[@kasztanjadalny3891]

Yes! anyone?

[@bosshot2409]

4:28 Does not look like a medical exam lmao

[@Felix-ix3qe]

Boss Hot 😂😂😂

[@gaminthunderyt7163]

Boss Hot 😂

[@cmilla111]

Ya I’d like to check out her physical state too.

[@Cathrinite]

cmilla111 the first girl was nicer

[@jh1328]

Dude in the second clip is just making shit up on the fly.

[@Mannyvg]

Bro i was dying

[@rinoz47]

Sounds like your *middle toe* is being a little dominate today...!

[@UnofficialLesTwins]

You don’t know about the fire center or the earth element?? 😂

[@jellojay89]

Lol thinking the same thing 🤣

[@jeffkeith637]

He was looking for the generous wet centre

[@alexanderhill1657]

6:00 he's claimed her to be the next avatar apparently

[@Grim_X98]

2:18 "Oh right -right"

[@iBFP.]

And another one at 2:40 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gbrea6137]

9:06

[@justintyme4690]

I love her smile and bad attempt at a frown in the beginning lol so cute

[@MyMProductions3]

"Your hair distribution feels good" Throwing shade for not shaving

[@j5892000]

Lol no

[@j5892000]

Just mean no abnormalities in the hair pattern on the legs

[@zed6413]

The cotton ball part actually gave me loads of tingles 😅💞 ^ from the first clip

[@cawdblessyou8374]

Lemøn z03 Me too!! I replayed that part 100 times before I finally let it continue on to the next one 😂😂

[@Playstation1]

13:08 HER PONYTAIL MAKES ME EXTREMELY EXTREMELY HAPPY!! OMG ❤️

[@Kamakakak]

Its so perfect 😍

[@issybleedsout]

Why do some of these look like beginning of porns?

[@lizzyluv96]

For some of us, they are

[@heehee483]

Because you watch porn

[@CrazyBritTho]

Issie DerBoss you watch too much porn but you’re oh so right in what you said

[@thisisthelasttime6742]

Only for u weirdo

[@j5892000]

Because they are... I should know. I'm an expert

[@YouBlali]

0:25 when you gotta wipe out the galaxy but also have an appointment at 5

[@Branixer]

She has to check for any Ant Mans up her ass

[@Oh4Chrissake]

@@specie44 No, me neither. That makes me glad.

[@greatenemy2734]

Oh4Chrissake really? Have you not been on the internet in the past few weeks?

[@xCaLLMeGHeTTo]

specie44 - All the rings = Infinity Gauntlet

[@userm4009]

shes cute

[@brennenjones3885]

In the 2nd clip I didn’t even know what the hell the guy was talking

[@carloscabral8857]

That's ok, he didn't know either

[@iamanonymous7019]

6:53 “I feel heavy but light” *oh ok so you’re both crazy*

[@kossur10]

This is so relaxing after playing smash bros all day

[@Firehawk159]

kossur10 kudos to you, I cannot keep up with that at all.

[@sermedjaber]

i hope you took a shower before watching tho

[@charly.stk3]

Ah yes the hardships of smash bros

[@kristoffergraftaas5897]

0:47 fight fight fight fight fight

[@erikj.2066]

You really want to see both the doctor and the patient get red in the face huh?

[@Papa_Izzy]

Liglag

[@clairelaffar2859]

It was your face

[@jh1328]

1:24 Crazy Train.

[@DirtyHersh]

*odd noise Ozzy makes after the intro bassline*

[@getsomebud]

Lmfao Joshua

[@8urnside]

genius!

[@CannibalWHORE22]

Did anyone hear the rest of the song play in their head after the first two comments. (No just me...)

[@Kjca_1998]

Crazy...that’s how it goooeesss.

[@Cxhyly]

second dude was lowkey creepy

[@CannibalWHORE22]

hayley I was relaxed tho

[@temptor7585]

WHO? Dinosaur Michael Douglas?

[@claresmith734]

Who is this dude!?

[@erikj.2066]

@@claresmith734 Someone who probably makes really good bank by touching people and saying silly things for no good reason.

[@f1rebreather123]

Erik J. fr. dude was just making stuff up.

[@summermorgan9836]

Wonder why the guy at 6:00 has the room painted red. Red isn’t usually a color associated with good, calm feelings. Especially when that room is supposed to be used for relaxation. Everything being red stresses me out lol. Just a half asleep thought lmao

[@DevilDaRebel]

Summer Morgan its a color.

[@joshwilson6305]

...he must’ve been in touch with his fire center when he painted that shit.

[@markobighead3173]

It's not that deep. It's probably red because he likes red.

[@knmplans]

It stresses me as well but it’s a color associated with power/strength and energy. So maybe not relaxing, but good if you’re trying to gain strength, mentally at least. Plus it’s a very welcoming and warm color and it helps some feel cozy. Not for me, but I get the logic of why some like it.

[@burritosupreme333]

Standing in my kitchen while eating reheated shrimp Alfredo while watching this... What about y'all?

[@teo4694]

bathroom floor, cold funghi raviolli

[@lizziemckenzie8647]

In bed, eating cold tofu

[@kaylinhall8597]

Burrito Supreme basement floor, eating cold spaghetti

[@chrissosa3723]

In bed, post-nut meditation

[@nelly11796]

sitting on a bench, at night, in my front yard, eating a can of Pringles, watching this. Lol😂

[@auctatunsgrocery8389]

3:21 is my personal favorite

[@omelettechampi]

the first one 😍😍😍

[@iyelawolf2196]

Idc what anyone says that first girl is cute as hell

[@hannesproductions4302]

iYelawolf Thicc

[@ellie8934]

Her posture is bad, but if she sat up straight she would look amazing

[@YouAreGoingToLoseMe87]

Thick where? Lol

[@chadbaker4617]

I wondered if anyone would say that lol I thought the same 👍🏻✌🏻

[@CannibalWHORE22]

Miranda G everywhere

[@seabear2494]

All I took away from this is that the right shoulder is the fire element. Don’t forget people.

[@bobopatchnosuke229]

I need the full version of the second clip. It's so soothing.

[@tanookis_nookie2056]

Wow, I wish my doctors were this thorough. They usually just blaze through.

[@slugged5109]

C. Matsudaira it’s because they want to give you autism in the vaccines. You guys are idiots

[@christinecortese9973]

Thank insurance companies for setting limits on consult times.

[@bluujay6973]

2nd guy looks like his name is oscar

[@sirahhudson1826]

Third clip the guy sounds like mark ruffalo

[@solangenelles9907]

What if one of these nurses in school were doing a video for school and they found something seriously wrong on their friend lol

[@seb6189]

i was not prepared for what i saw as soon as i opened the video

[@JakobeOG]

One glance woke rite up

[@CannibalWHORE22]

She a babe

[@Kjca_1998]

She definitely gives that good head

[@jonismith9723]

I like these videos there is actual people in it

[@UpsNdownZZZ]

I was falling asleep sitting up while watching this!

[@ryaneeers]

Lol ikr so relaxing

[@oliviawestover2228]

6:01 The avatar lives!

[@matthewk7999]

It all resonates It's all elemental

[@benjaminthishandleistaken]

‘The cradle of the sages of old’….i actually felt like clapping

[@TheAussieFloof]

theres nothing wrong with the first patient, she's gorgeous

[@hbreaker3698]

v8luver64 agreed

[@damianbowers6329]

Agreed

[@markobighead3173]

Who asked?

[@lindseyclair921]

Does anybody have the full video of this?

[@buganddoug1253]

2:08 this is where we all start wiggling

[@rinoz47]

4:58 where the Romulans and federation can't cross

[@tennisiswonderful]

Dude, seriously stop!! I just woke up my daughter I am laughing so hard right now!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will never hear the words "The Nuetral Zone" the same way ever again!!

[@magnet8185]

@@tennisiswonderful ok...

[@smar3167]

Lollll

[@Zazou_96]

That girl at the beginning is a very cute one🤔☺

[@gingechicken7394]

I kept looking at her tattoo, it's such a pretty mandala design!

[@argoneonoble]

This is so close to reality that I was getting whiffs of the scent of a dr's exam room.

[@mbzeppa]

I'm gonna quote out of context: " Your hair distribution"

[@Lycorisred]

when the mom said to pedal and the kid started doing bicycle pumps because he doesn’t know about car pedals was probably the cutest thing i’ve seen in ages

[@Mr.Lamm.]

Thick thighs save lives

[@mort9076]

she’s dead

[@iamnugget]

@@mort9076 what??

[@TheRockpelle]

When the girl in the first clip smiles she reminds me of Lily in how I met your mother

[@Will-gq6gn]

Pelle Andersson she looks exactly like a girl I know named Morgan it’s kinda scary

[@GMBenavidez]

I like the variety...factual evidence based science...followed by imaginary crazy avatar speak. Nice.

[@gabriellaphillips5360]

**Hair Distribution** lol me

[@coconoisette]

Great now I can become a nurse

[@emmettpetersen8514]

These southern girl nurses gawl lee i reckon a howdy doody

[@dp6970]

Emmett Petersen 😂😂😂😂

[@coupa10]

Emmett Petersen Didhedo howdy doody? Doodah, doodah. Didhedo howdy doody? Doodah, doodah.

[@userm4009]

yeehaah yall

[@zeldadaddy]

I’m from Texas and I have no idea what that says 😂

[@damianbowers6329]

Sexiest women in the world I swear

[@justaudrey2007]

Why did I get so many tingles

[@shardman4227]

The power of unentetional Asmr

[@lavishmisfittink3214]

What procedure is this so I can tell my doctor to test me for it😂😩

[@BOTOMATICchannel]

Not exactly sure, but every state has it different. But I'm pretty sure it's a standardized checkup.

[@paaliner]

i gotta know too

[@alicej8068]

Lavish Misfit Tink Health Assessment I think.

[@Keyson03]

The first one at least is a cranial nerve exam (I haven’t gotten further than the first video) and an abdominal exam, we had to learn how to do all of these in our health care class

[@yeetiz3776]

Monika Pazejova probably just a general nerve exam because it wasn’t just the cranium

[@StreetsOfRage2]

hhhhuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......5 point star

[@nozyspy4967]

9:10 Your mind to my mind... your thoughts to my thoughts...

[@VoidAthyna]

I understood that reference 👉

[@AyushRaj]

🖖

[@Jazker_da_thief]

Everyone gangsta till' the doctor grabs a needle

[@annar9089]

Damn that first girl has a beautiful body

[@magnet8185]

Is there a full version for the first one

[@roberttns6594]

The first is the best:)

[@slabofmeat3634]

Yeah i had a real world experience once with asmr, soft spoken kid at school who sat next me in history

[@kalteich]

Not sure I've seen this episode of Rosanne before, where Darlene gets a physical exam?

[@franceskamiau8044]

Joeker thought the same

[@azireful4869]

Professor Hulk = Third Clip

[@Spenc1st]

The patient has a great smile

[@aleenaolguin4110]

0:42 tf kinda frown is that?!

[@johnnyboyy5175]

That was funny when that woman told that little boy to push done like a pedal and he starting pedaling like a bicycle lol .

[@coconoisette]

Great thanks to that I can become a nurse

[@Knight_Times]

haha

[@mushroomsurfboard]

I need to get some friends in nursing school

[@syednaqvi2740]

I know what he wants her to be generous with, and all the beautiful blessings of nature he is looking at 😂😂😂 5:28

[@mytube650]

Just here for the ASMR. No other reason.

[@garyswoleman4698]

LMAO "the cradle of the sages of old"

[@tysoncott7402]

I want to take whatever the second guy was on! He was on a trip!

[@JasonnnHD]

"98.5, is yer teeymp"

[@skylar1751]

Is there the full video of the first clip xxx

[@MissBeluu89]

15:48 the best.

[@hindenburgerhelper14]

the energy session was relaxing to watch and all but I'm wondering who's decision it was that the left shoulder was going to represent the air element

[@xMiNdWaRpx]

4:25 Wtf is this quackery?

[@Trudragon88]

First girl has a beautiful smile

[@Scorch428]

At the end of that 2nd one, I thought the dude was gonna be like, "Erection achieved."

[@CaptainCanoe]

I was expecting him to slip a finger in saying "it will centre you"

[@claresmith734]

Who is the second guy!??!?

[@megangriffiths7185]

What is the 6th to last video called? The one with the little boy?

[@meganr7630]

The second dude is criinnggeeee.

[@ZackyZombify]

This whole video: uhhhhhhh idk! Stuff!

[@jast.1613]

13:30. Her accent KILLS me. I could listen to her all day.

[@sparklecat2436]

I believe it’s from Madisonville Kentucky 😌 I can recognize a Kentucky accent from a mile away since I also have one 😂

[@rebeccaanne8546]

8:15 the thoratic spine? Lol

[@kimmartin6547]

This is the T section of your back! The one that starts right at the base of your neck is the cervical section. Which seems more is what he’s talking about

[@DarkFilmDirector]

Anyone know where the first clip is from?

[@austintomkewitz7206]

I'm glad my color is appropriate to ethnicity xd

[@pepsi863]

Sounds like a Kentuky/West Virginia regional accent🤔

[@mr.anuragroy6265]

middle finger goes outside of the eye orbit in the 3rd video....fuck yeah

[@SalthePal99]

What kind of doctor is this ive never seen a doctor do this before

[@Kamakakak]

Link me the second video that shits fucking relaxing, bogus but relaxing

[@Whooooooops]

7:28 does anyone know where i can find the full video?

[@arnauddekraey4262]

whats the first exam called

[@maisieshepherd8695]

Any other British people think that these annual check things are really interesting? Don't have them here until you're 40