Best Oogway quotes from TikTok

[@ViralSpotlightHub]

First one was vital 💀

[@GenaF]

😂😂😂

[@LolLol-oj8if]

bruh tf

[@bannedagain8123]

No 🧢

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Nah that's bullshit right there. If the river is red, consider yourself Moses and part that red sea. Rhyme that shit for me.

[@ArthurMorgan-kx1bt]

Yoo black sid wassup

[@boxhead505]

"If her river runs red, you shall lay a towel on the bed"

[@-_deploy_-]

"If her river runs red, she should instead give head"

[@wohazas4317]

“If her river runs red, you know it’s time to lick it up instead”

[@rezamottaghi4126]

@@wohazas4317 yes master vampire

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

@@rezamottaghi4126 dio

[@Rob-ng3fn]

If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.

[@beepbeepgamer1305]

hmmm nice

[@frostyfrostbite406]

Damn we have some artists in the chat

[@feudalocean8428]

@@frostyfrostbite406 this is a classic

[@unib4324]

1:23 truly oogway is a man of extremely specialized class

[@KoolGunD820]

By extremely specialized class do you mean extremely gay

[@unib4324]

@@KoolGunD820 no it's not gay since it's just a girls spirit in a boys body

[@KoolGunD820]

@@unib4324 LMFAOOOOOO😂😂😂

[@nomanshiekh26]

Master oogway got no chill 😂

[@Crimson19977]

He just don’t want to be a loser

[@bannedagain8123]

1:47 every man should go by this

[@HoustonH]

Agree

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

True dat

[@SirFluffs1372]

Thats awful lol

[@sadiesink_]

"You shall take the other hole instead." *stares at 🍑 tree*

[@mistakenhotdog5990]

Hahaha

[@roronoazoro8626]

Plant the seed

[@theytmerchant7864]

@@roronoazoro8626 oh my god🤣

[@meliodassama988]

1:42 but if her mother is also mine, expect to be sentenced for a lifetime

[@t0byB09]

If she makes you mad, you can always go for her dad -master oogway

[@justanotherhotguy]

Jon Snow knows everything after Master Oogway’s lessons.

[@gbo4107]

You cannot copy just another guy with a mustache *LEVI*

[@mute8136]

@@gbo4107 ...

[@cheapcopyofthenomoustacheg9592]

hello, brother

[@dagger_games101]

Wise words from Author Oogway

[@LocalGH16]

“I have had a vision, you are gay” “ *gasp* “

[@jellevanmerrienboer]

"Why must something be something for something to want to be something" -master oogway 2021

[@justsomeguywholosthismusta8495]

0:58 Sounds like Poe's step dad, that birdie, trying to copy master's voice

[@RazFiveM]

The first one is the best😔 so inspiring💀

[@bigshaggy4454]

Zoinks

[@aqildanial5954]

Master oogway have experienced all of it and he gives you a tips 😂🤣

[@lycoris4875]

Dear disabled people.. Just to the settings and enable it. -Master oogway

[@NathanDavis508]

“If your disability is a catch, ask the dev for a patch” -Master Oogway

[@darkblaze1594]

"If your body is missing the legs, then you must stand up for yourself" ~Master Oogway

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

“If your disabled without hope, then keep on grinding because your life can be salvaged. Having faith in yourself will allow you to cope. And if your disability is severe, ye shall just start a new page, just turn on the gear, and your heart you shall adhere. Your time may be near, but listen to me Shifu... listen to me you must start over.... if you’re going down a slippery slope, you must hold onto that invisible rope. See through the pain, know it’ll pass and think of the strength you’ll gain” My time has come but before I leave I will say this one more time “Don’t lose hope. When you are down to nothing, God is up to something.....” - Master Oogway’s last words

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

Can we get an Oogway vs Yoda in these things?

[@ivangeorgiev1714]

,,If she sees you as her brother, you should go to Alabama"

[@shubhrumdiwaker3537]

I am a wiser man now. 🙏

[@krtmddhs]

0:33 Is that you Michael Caine?

[@shivanshgarewal2833]

Thank you Master boobway for your quotes I will use them in my life

[@byron-ih2ge]

Nice to see masters has females too as his disciples ..

[@tacoshavefeelings8370]

The master has been through all

[@HileryDomangue-j8g]

master oogway knows all, does all, and has seen all

[@kasetheseeker]

I'm death 💀

[@BeeXD69]

Hi death

[@kasetheseeker]

@@BeeXD69 😂

[@kasetheseeker]

@@BeeXD69 mistakes were made 🤦

[@iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091]

hi death im mom

[@cumykaze2435]

hi mom i'm step

[@glitch1483]

" I have had a vision you are gay" destroyed in seconds.

[@ujasdama5134]

Someone should make a rap song with these lyrics

[@ToastGoingHome]

The peaches on the first quote tho it matches perfectly

[@dravendraven2157]

Draven still have the best quotes

[@firstname623]

The music makes it 10x better

[@andreasfatouros7295]

If she says "I'll go to a friend" you should take her bestie instead

[@0.01_bacteria]

Second one got me real good 😂

[@TheRealWARLXCK]

The last one was just straight up karma

[@sangitaoojorah4239]

Truly wise

[@hiiii-lf2sq]

The number of times “mother” is mentioned bruh 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@sirraulo9002]

Master yoda & Mr. Miyagi, where you at?

[@Kuba38OwO]

0:23 true, how did you know?

[@joeyidc3212]

That was funny the first 1 All are good

[@kyura1527]

The sec....

[@shivanshgarewal2833]

The first and the second one tho

[@masteroogway6433]

Don't make fun of me 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@Tstgelais]

can someone tell me how to do these video

[@clutch_moon2890]

Voicover

[@Fartcat6992]

first get the clip, get rid of all the audio, do your voiceover. Then put the kung fu panda music on it

[@tsheringchigga6391]

Background song name plz

[@wolfmanflame12]

Oogway ascends

[@Samoaman685]

ogway being diirrty my guyyy

[@TIGyo123]

First one 💀

[@lev1673]

Am I the only one got enlightened watching this 😇

[@mute8136]

1:10 ...

[@nihalthapa1261]

Shifu cant be gay

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

True

[@marcus245]

"If she ignores you for a week, It's a new coochie you shall seek." ~Master Oogway

[@meow8068]

Psalm 37:4 Delight Yourself in The Lord;And He Will Give You The Desire Of Your Heart

[@BearerOfLightSonOfGod]

I drew the line at 1:28 what about you.

[@dracoff2671]

don't disrespect him plz

[@Amyt-f6q]

Omg

[@yaboifrankie]

W

[@ashoksinghkohsa8170]

Ya

[@WilliamKalagayan]

rofl

[@saurabh7384]

😂😂😂😂

[@senioravocado1864]

DO NOT TOUCH THAT LIKE BUTTON, IT'S 666 LOL

[@Xxx_SharkSlayer_xxX]

Why do they rhyme :(

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

Why not listen to 0:44

[@pessimistofc]

👏👏

[@abhistraj5732]

😝😝😝😝

[@777kerokeroppii5]

accept Jesus as your Lord and savior and your life will be better do it if you want too i aint forcing you tho live yall ,

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

Jesus Christ (pbuh) is a prophet. We worship the same God but it’s wrong to believe that Jesus as is a God or son of God.

[@777kerokeroppii5]

@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr leme guess your a muslim

[@777kerokeroppii5]

@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr Jesus is a God out of all gods known he is the only one to do a miracle still to day he does miracles

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

@@777kerokeroppii5 yes and you are probably a Christian right? Every prophet could do a miracle it’s not something unique or special. In fact it’s not exclusive to prophets. Some few humans could too.

[@777kerokeroppii5]

@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr its prophet not God and those powers other prophet apart from prophet of God they get it from demons

[@jokybones]

Nope

[@siemtesman]

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