Best Quotes from Cool As Ice

Vanilla Ice in his film debut and finale. Here are some of the best/worst lines from this cinematic masterpiece. Enjoy!

[@jonathanwashington6083]

It's like if Axe body spray achieved sentience...

[@mainemceachern1521]

Jonathan Washington Almost-sentience ;)

[@davidmarzolino7159]

NICE

[@kenrickeason]

It feels like a commercial more than anything..

[@jasonrourke1783]

l...m...f...a...o!!!!!!

[@yellowmonkee0]

You Sir, won the internet.

[@Mahmood42978]

"Cool As Ice" is the story of a serial street harasser that actually won a girl over despite all the odds.

[@SixxThirtyFive]

"Serial street harasser" just made me squeal out something like a dolphin/piglet laugh. It was a thing of nightmares. Thank you.

[@alexhatchel3106]

Movies are propaganda and they subliminally make people terrible and create stereotypes and egos and do awful things. Now there's a movie called "The Devil Made Me Do It" that's out this year😬😬

[@mungdaal9643]

Cool Cat Saves the Kids is my favorite propaganda movie

[@mfitzger99]

It's really hard to ramp off a car on a motorcycle at night with sunglasses on. Talent.

[@nickl8131]

And with a passenger on the back

[@Strideo1]

You can only do that if you're... cool as Ice.

[@DrBanzaiPhd]

Getting over that fence was even more impressive.

[@sevensevenalways7995]

@@DrBanzaiPhd Yup even Steve McQueen couldn't do that

[@connietorres3115]

Unless you're Prince from Purple Rain. Copy kat

[@harryiglesias]

proud to say that I saw this masterpiece at the movie theater...

[@alienlife7754]

And you admitted it! 🤪

[@SinKimishima]

you witnessed history in the making

[@gummo6596]

Same here.

[@600micsofacid]

It’s first screening was on par with the discovery of dark matter.

[@Axolotl4Chaos]

yoooo, children will read this bro

[@jimedwards9310]

One of the Greatest cinematic achievements ever created

[@goodstuff8156]

The cinematography in this film is some of the best I’ve seen

[@MrJihadd93]

"The girl who drives the horse"

[@letsjustsleepok3704]

Jihad Dennis Its “Hoise.”

[@MaddAce100]

"drives" XD

[@isatherebel1520]

Fake ass accent I've ever heard yo

[@patrickm4281]

@@MaddAce100 technically Vani is right

[@joshuasmith6346]

Now I know where the movie Hot Shots got that motor cycle scene from

[@MrZillas]

I bought this on BluRay. For the quality.

[@doctorthirteen5727]

MrZillas I'm waiting for the Criterion Collection edition with the three hours of deleted footage

[@kenrickeason]

@@doctorthirteen5727 All first takes footage was used in this movie so you got what you get in all it's full Glory..

[@alimoksin]

Nice rhyme

[@fidelcastrosolis5108]

MrZillas really where

[@brinsonharris9816]

And I bet it’s one of those flicks you can watch over and over again, noticing new moments of pure film making genius with every viewing.

[@inferiordelirium210]

Should of made a sequel called, So cool it's ice cold. 'Get with the hero cause I just went subzero... word to your mother.'

[@KickflipGnasty]

😂

[@ranger_dangerz]

He's as cold as ice and willing to sacrifice...his career

[@jujufactory]

@@ranger_dangerz THIS IS THE GREATEST COMMENT EVER WRITTEN!!!!!! :) :) :)

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

"Yo, I gotta talk to Kat." "She's not here." "She's right behind you."

[@jeanemlicar27]

Yuri 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wolnapolska5991]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@donjuan130]

😆😆😆

[@speedyretreat]

Hand over the damned Oscar already!

[@itsiwhatitsi]

Epic Win

[@sethtate2079]

This is the movie that made everyone forget about citizen kane, casablanca, and gone with the wind. A true cinematic masterpiece.

[@KickflipGnasty]

😂😂😂😂

[@600micsofacid]

It’s true this movie kept Scorsese up at night for years as he analyzed the film and took notes like the student of the game that he is.

[@menswear2112]

There's bad, there's really bad, and there's Cool as Ice. Another level man.

[@BayHah]

The person who posted this is doing God's work.

[@michaal105]

Would you consider yourself to be a good person? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, no matter how small, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God's name in vain/blasphemed, even ‘OMG’? That’s taking the name of the God who gave you life and using it in the place of a cuss word - would you do that with your mother’s name? Have you ever dishonoured your parents? Jesus said whoever looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery in his heart. Have you ever looked with lust? Most people probably have broken all 5 of these commandments. I myself have. I’m not judging you but if you have done these things then you’re a lying, thieving, blasphemous, rebellious adulterer-at-heart by your own admission. That's only 5 of the 10 commandments. God is fully just so he must and will punish every and all sin (which is departure from/rebellion towards God and the conscience) when he judges us. He cannot simply cancel our debt and let us go, or else he would be unjust. If you went into the courtroom and said: ‘Yes Judge, I’ve done these things but I also give money to the Red Cross and volunteer at an old-age home. I try my best to love people’ the judge is not going to take that into consideration. You’ve broken the law; the good you’ve done won’t help at all on the day of judgement. If he judges you by the moral law will you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is Hell. Doesn’t that concern you? But, fortunately, that is not God’s will. He is so loving and merciful, he made a way for you to be forgiven. The Son of God came down as a man, Jesus Christ, and lived a perfect, sinless life, so was the perfect sacrifice. He excruciatingly suffered and died on the cross to pay the FULL debt we owe because of sin; justice is fully done. You and I broke God's law and Jesus paid the fine in his life's blood, being resurrected again 3 days later. That’s why he said “It is finished” on the cross - in other words the debt has been paid. God has the payment ready to go for you. What you need to do is repent (recognising you are a sinner deserving God's punishment, turn to Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus for the forgiveness of your sins. Our works can do nothing as by the standard of God’s moral law we fail, but faith in him is enough to save us from all sin - past, present and future! Then though you have grievously offended God, he will forgive you and you will inherit eternal life being reborn in the Holy Spirit when you put your trust in the Lord and saviour. Too, you enter a covenant relationship with God - sonship, and truly I tell you your life will change in his presence. So repent and trust (i.e. Biblical faith), receive the free gift of grace. He redeemed me. God, The King of The Universe, came down as a man. He lived the first 30 years of his life as a poor carpenter then spent the next 3 preaching, healing and saving souls - all the while being persecuted, insulted and hated by his own people - and took the punishment to save our lives. It’s the most amazing love that anyone ever displayed. Christianity’s not just a religion. It's a pure, sweet relationship with God. Because of Jesus, I am now a son of God. He is my dad, and you can be his child too. God loves you. Will you let him come?. . .. . .. . .

[@TRUMP-2024-STF]

😂😂

[@hype498]

I actually find it hard to believe this at least wasn’t nominated for an academy award.

[@50scap3]

It won for "Most STD's on a film production".

[@user540000]

Watching this clip just made me realize "the situation" from jersey shore acts exactly like vanilla ice.

[@checkthemdubs]

I wonder if the director substituted "cut" with "alright, stop"

[@cryotek22]

This made my night 😂

[@kurtcobainpizza5606]

Just walked away and left the camera running

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

Collaborate and listen

[@ranger_dangerz]

​@@thecensoredmuscle563ice is back with a brand new invention

[@seanmcclure]

I can’t imagine reading the script and thinking to myself, “hey self. This is going to be huge“.

[@RocStarr913]

But when you’re paid $1 million like Vanilla Ice was to do it, that hardly seemed to matter.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@RocStarr913 God money for the time, especially because his 15 minutes was already ending.

[@RocStarr913]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 Ice was nothing if not extremely smart. He may not have had a lot of respect or credibility, but he’s done well financially, even now.

[@HURT108]

some of these lines aren't illogical, his delivery is just hilarious. saying 'cause i wanna know' to someone questioning your question is a reasonable response.

[@DrinKava]

"Drop that ZERO and get with a HERO" hahahahahaha!! #IceCold

[@eplamoureux]

"that girl who drives tha horse!" if you go to the Cool As Ice IMDB page and scroll down to the More Like This section, it recommends a shitload of Steven Seagal movies. true story.

[@pconrz]

That's high praise.

[@spurtikus1]

"Let's G. O." is actually short for "Let's go."

[@petergriffin383]

This movie should've won an award. Best movie ever made

[@paulthomas8884]

Let's G-O. I'm totally saying that from now on.

[@justrok79]

Have you indeed kept saying it from 8 years ago on?

[@aidanfeighery6634]

Me too man

[@viscousgoo2021]

No, you're N-O-T.

[@c.aresty]

@r33mote ur the worst 😒

[@TheBendixSA]

Y'know, the chick who drives the hoyce.

[@grockcomedy]

This is who Justin Bieber modeled himself after. Haha.

[@CamdenBloke]

grockcomedy his outfits and mannerisms during the dance sequences remind me of The Mask. also it's a bit like if the Ali G movie weren't a comedy.

[@daelenevans2934]

CamdenBloke He is still a wack knockoff of him now. Because he tried to get dreads and he bleached his hair blond.Lol😂😂😂

[@soioioioioioio34]

third person to post the same joke get some new material come back ok Dane Cook?

[@themadrapper101]

More like MGKs dad

[@evanpage2855]

And failed miserably

[@boshman78]

almost break's her neck, then wins her heart. yep.

[@600micsofacid]

did ice get an Oscar for this? I forgot

[@ascii7085]

It swept the 1992 Oscars, it won Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Original Screenplay, Best Actress, Best Supporting actor, Best Song, and probably many others I forgot.

[@MrRedkid555]

he won a razzy for worst lead actor

[@weedliftlefty5425]

no but he did get a new free hair cut

[@soioioioioioio34]

he got 3

[@Lo-Fi-Go]

He got best comedy.

[@CA-ks3cw]

This movie is epic.

[@terrancehobbs3838]

I think I know now who Justin Bieber's daddy is!

[@davidmarzolino7159]

This comment deserves more likes!

[@MrStano-jy3ts]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrStano-jy3ts]

@@davidmarzolino7159 , yep I guess so

[@davidmarzolino7159]

@@MrStano-jy3ts Absolutely bro!

[@71dembonesTV]

"Straight up fact"

[@huemungus1491]

He’s so cool that people who watch this movie falls asleep forever due to hypothermia

[@SixxThirtyFive]

Lmaooooo

[@wesleygantt6170]

I watched this movie on yellow Felix the Cat acid back in the 90s. At one point I was sure I was having the most fantastic stroke anyone has ever had, it was beautiful

[@babayega_]

Ice is so cool that he swept the Oscars that year with this movie. He was so perfect in that film that he received both "Best Actor" AND "Best Supporting Actor" awards. He did a fabulous job supporting himself to do a fabulous job. Just an overall fabulous story.

[@SixxThirtyFive]

Excellent comment 🤣😂

[@troyochsner9474]

In that movie, he was about as close to a mere mortal being Chuck Norris as we’ve ever seen.

[@mikey5812]

😂😂😂

[@jakearmitage7811]

....and yet this is a better movie than most of the crap that's come out of hollywood in the past decade, sad but true.

[@gatsuuga9]

1:28 I'd like to edit it to be "Where are we going?" "I forgot." and then end the movie

[@mmodnao]

Perfect.

[@punkybrew07]

Let's G-OI am so using that. Long live Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice.

[@covguy1]

drop that zero get in with the hero ...god i remember saying that to a girl at school thinking i was way cool lol

[@SixxThirtyFive]

Middle school?

[@StewartLucrative]

I'm a connoisseur of movies that are so bad They're good, And this is towards the top of that list.

[@doryaman]

Have you tried Fateful Finding and basically every Neil Breen movie?

[@BushcraftingBogan]

It is in my top 3. There is a 3 way tie with The Room, The Turkish Star Wars and Cool as Ice. I love all three for all the wrong reasons.

[@StewartLucrative]

@@doryaman yes, A friend of mine told me about Neil Breen movies. When I watched fateful findings my jaw was literally on the floor. I was in shock. That movie was fucking incredible. Not only was it so bad it's good, part of me deep down genuinely admired Neil Breen for innocently putting so much work into something, even though it didn't turn out well. Fateful findings of towards the top of my list as well.

[@wreccen]

Youll never see me or my car ever again... imagine that... hahaha i love you ice!

[@manlymcstud8588]

i think we can all agree that this was a movie.

[@AGENTARMES]

if every member of congress watched this movie America would be great again

[@dickiedoo7310]

Every one knows the best way to get a woman on a horse is to scare and then it throws her off and kills her..that's pick up 101

[@letmeouttamycage]

This is THE early 90s movie

[@bestthingsinceslicedrice]

Is it just me but how come I feel they should have put Vanilla Ice on Fast and the Furious.

[@aurora8749]

That is also the worst movie series ever made. I do not understand how it achieved such notoriety. It seems like it's written by a 7 year old boy

[@Behemoth782]

HAHAA he scared the shit out of that girl's horse!

[@joebirdable]

Lol

[@rickjgriff]

Can't stop laughing. Help me Jesus! Do you guys know where the sugar shack is?

[@arnoldflibble2770]

that last bit with the car, that was ice cold!

[@231mac]

Compressed spines and all!

[@guddergo7116]

Word to ur mother

[@johnnygutierrez920]

I still dont understand why everyone hated Vanilla Ice???? Ice Ice Baby and Cool as Ice are Legendary! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

Who hates vanilla ice?

[@brianiliff8430]

Should have won an Oscar

[@3unskippableads51]

I was searching for Vanilla Ice voicelines from HFTF, and I found this. Looks like I've found gold

[@knutthompson7879]

I've used the "Where is ?" "Why?" "Because I want to know." line before. I hadn't realized I had Vanilla ice to thank.

[@HyphyJuice916]

I'd love to know what he thinks of this movie all these years later

[@theobiggs6611]

The cinematography is actually unironically majestic.

[@orangenblue6981]

Keep in mind, this movie was released the same year as The Silence of the Lambs, Boyz N The Hood, New Jack City, and Terminator 2.

[@wondermcthunder8835]

She did in fact forget about that man and his car.

[@AWF1000]

damn.. i'm blinded by charisma.

[@jumapelljohn3958]

Not only the greatest lyricist of our time but easily the most impressive motorcycle rider in history.

[@tjduck85]

Best part? The cinematographer of this movie would later go on to do the cinematography for Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.

[@alimoksin]

That's an awesome trivia

[@DracoHandsome]

My favorite line is "... you know the chick who drives the horse!" because Vanilla Ice does not know how to pronounce Porsche so he thinks that's a pun

[@DrArchivist]

They should really remake this. Only have him crash his bike as he's about to do something cool because he can't see at night with his sunglasses.

[@goobagrocknroll9930]

I'm so glad KZbin has been recommending Cool As Ice to me.

[@kp1flush]

That was a real movie?! Like a director and producer actually made that?! On purpose?!

[@WillHal1000]

Believe it or not this movie's cinematography is really well crafted. All kidding aside.

[@RocStarr913]

People need to work and at the time, Ice was huge.

[@GoldGoatEnergy]

Best movie ever?

[@Iliketheflatb00bs]

This is so hilarious oh my dear god

[@ranger_dangerz]

I studied film theory and practice and can honestly say Cool As Ice is a technical masterpiece of post-modern avant garde realism. In layman's terms it's hot

[@saintjackula9615]

Now I see why it swept the Oscars.

[@volvo1354]

lets G.O. i wanna ride the hoyce

[@noobjetz]

you don't ride the hoyce, you drive it

[@trishcooning4512]

I believe Vanilla Ice wasn't acting he was being himself he raced in Motorcross so he definitely knew how to handle a Motorcycle.

[@kevinscott59]

From what I hear he did all of his own stunts.

[@eyesonly5494]

So we call it a movie about how he got started with same changes for storyline streamlining.

[@JohnHMcCoy]

0:24 best part of this clip

[@tidakada7357]

This film was nominated by Bergman and Scorcese as the best of the 20th century.

[@ubiquitousdiabolus]

Absolute masterpiece

[@baldrickization]

Cool as winkle

[@swimmer8585]

Is this meant to be a comedy?

[@SoxExcalibur]

You know the chick that drives the HOAWSE

[@alienlife7754]

The fact that someone actually came up with the idea for this crap is mind boggling. And someone actually wrote the dialogue. My god. I wouldn’t be able to respect myself after doing that.

[@Seishae]

I love his posse in that last scene. They knew that guy was about to suffer a fate worse than death: getting dunked on by Vanilla Ice.

[@edy1361]

"Let's G-O. From this day forth i will start to use that.

[@royseaberg2214]

My young nephews are approaching high school age and I need to teach them solid pick up lines like drop that zero and get with the hero. The movie industry might have to go out of business because nothing can top this masterpiece

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

As bad as this movie is, it's still an amazing time capsule of those couple of weeks in the 90's where Vanilla Ice was the shit

[@CA-ks3cw]

Another Michael Bay hit!!!

[@hdckdsadd]

one of those classics... unbeatable

[@Tronx431]

"Then lets G-O" xD

[@Stakwell]

"You know the chick who drives the HOARSE"

[@Kensane12]

BEST... MOVIE... EVER

[@simonark1176]

"You know, Kathy.... The chic who drives a horse" 😁❤

[@ajomeara9814]

He was cool as in the 90s when I was 15. Got the bike got the jacket got the hair got the Sunny's wicked.

[@CommanderShepard-wq3wo]

1:05 Idk why, but that made me burst out laughing

[@grasshoppa1969a1]

The cheesiest thing that I have ever loved in my life. I couldn't wait until this came out on video, (2 weeks it seemed). To this day, I love Vanilla Ice. I initiated some of my best sexual experiences bumping his music in my pickup. Funny thing is, I'm black and from Detroit. Go figure.

[@TheTruthfulAsshole]

I love this too much.

[@darrinharris373]

Who authorized this?

[@soioioioioioio34]

Darrin Harris yo mama did

[@Princess2Warrior]

@@soioioioioioio34 *Ooooooooooooooo...Snap, Son!*

[@soioioioioioio34]

Darrin Harris you're stupidity is showing

[@saintjackula9615]

Best Van Winkle since Rip.

[@jeffoliver7491]

Can someone post the clip of Ice, the writer, the director and producer giving their acceptance speeches at the Oscars? I heard this movie swept the board.

[@deftonestoadies]

COOL AS ICE VS. THE ROOM

[@andrzejabramczyk3600]

*I am looking for a song from Cool as Ice, which starts after kidnapping this kid as kathy runs to vanilla ice, right after the scene with the spinning globes*

[@BeyondNarratives]

“It’s my heart that’s breaking up” - By Denise Lopez - kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGPUiaGDbaeBnZo the part that starts just before she says “my brother’s bee kidnapped” starts at 2:52

[@ironleeFPS]

Bunny hops an entire car, on a motorcycle with a girl on the back. Imagine if he was in Xgames bmx, he’d destroy EVERYBODY!

[@mikey5812]

Kat got a keeper there. He'll give her a good life. Peace out.

[@wondoney]

“The chick who drives the hoise”

[@wheelmanstan]

people think this wasn't a popular film, but Hot Shots spoofed it, haha at the end of the day it's a very well shot film, the cinematographer is one of the best in the biz, funny he uses an NYC accent when he's from Dallas

[@florinivan6907]

0:11 in an alternate universe she broke her neck. Vanilla is doing 10 to 15 in the state penitenciary.

[@romanaromana3712]

Vanilla Ice ♥️♥️👍👌

[@jannovak6806]

Simply COOL as Ice...Drop that zero...with the Hero :-))

[@CamdenBloke]

in the movie we don't get to see the damage done to the corvette. 😞

[@jowabro]

Or to the people on the motorcycle who collided head on with the Corvette.

[@telallproductions]

Word is they didn't have the budget!

[@231mac]

@@telallproductions *record scratch* Did you just say 'word'? As in... WORD TO YA MUTHA?