BEST REPLIES TO "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

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@taylorkeepler525 5 ай бұрын

My answer to “he doesn’t let you have friends?” is always “if you were my man, would you let me have friends? Exactly.” 😂😂😂😂

@Cadiebelle94 5 ай бұрын

👏👏 yes queen!

@BlackdaPhenomenal1 5 ай бұрын

Some people dont want peace, they only want problems...always! People thrive off chaos.

@Karen-pk3uv 5 ай бұрын

"Chaos is a ladder" --- Littlefinger

@junglekxngtalksanime 5 ай бұрын

My one homie once said to a hun with a man "Ah, he's not a mountain. He can be moved." 😭

@navi3430 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@elijahbillings4658 5 ай бұрын

Nah that's a wild guy 😂😂😂

@courtneyjones7032 5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@wrightleila21 5 ай бұрын

HEARD YOOOOUUUUUUU would have been my response

@Bigbilliss 5 ай бұрын

“hE dOeSN’t LeT yOu hAve FriEnDs?” Me: He does I JUST DONT wanna be your friend. 🤷🏾‍♀️

@jasmines9683 5 ай бұрын

Lol we need more responses to their responses cause they be leaving me flabbergasted with their foolishness sometimes

@DanitiaAfonsoewa 5 ай бұрын

No tell him would you let your girlfriend have (male)friends

@kzootwon 5 ай бұрын

So u wanna be more than friends‽

@Universalricky 5 ай бұрын

@@DanitiaAfonsoewayeah my friends

@averageenjoyer3934 5 ай бұрын

Oh great. Something to watch while I eat cereal. Surely I won't do a spit take of straight up fruit loops when I laugh

@joshlynch6 5 ай бұрын

“Oh cool, he can make us breakfast in the morning.”

@damaramcelrath-fatherree9732 5 ай бұрын

LMAO....damn

@Cantetinza17 5 ай бұрын

When I say I have a boyfriend they say, "Well where is he? I wouldn't let you be out here alone." I tell them, "We have trust and I have pepper spray and a taser; pick your poison ."

@lebomakhubedu6376 5 ай бұрын

Sounds like South Africa, will chirps a hun in a taxi😂😂

@junglekxngtalksanime 5 ай бұрын

Yoh facts🤣🤣

@swishyxd2035 5 ай бұрын

Ehh real, once saw a gent chirps a hun in the line at home affairs😭

@SolidDragonUK 5 ай бұрын

@@swishyxd2035 lmao

@IamJustJay 5 ай бұрын

@@swishyxd2035home affairs is crazy and worse part is I can actually see it happening 😭💔

@romario.k3704 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 mara you know guys, is the things, especially those distance, taxis, then she gest off at the same kasi as you, 😂😂 it is on

@michealbadmus2146 5 ай бұрын

That story he told about London, he was the first guy😂

@blooblahblee 5 ай бұрын

1:10 I'll tell you where that mentality comes from. women respect boundaries and are taught to do so. men don't respect boundaries and are sometimes even rewarded for not doing so. basically society still has a double standard when it comes to male-female interactions. IMO both should respect the fact you have a partner

@sevatarnightlord2981 5 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, the same double standard that woman can touch a man with out asking and get no social shame. We really should work on that

@UniqueSalazar 5 ай бұрын

Ehhh😬 there are some girls who will literally see a man in a relationship and take it like some kind of challenge to make them leave their significant other. So again it’s not only some men it’s also some women.

@blooblahblee 5 ай бұрын

@@UniqueSalazar agree, for sure exceptions exist. but as a general rule..

@paprika7930 5 ай бұрын

@blooblahblee Exactly. 👏🏿

@BlackdaPhenomenal1 5 ай бұрын

@@UniqueSalazar thats a bar!!!!!!

@BeautiifulliMade 5 ай бұрын

Yes, american men do not read the room when a woman gently declines their 'offer'. 1. It's always at the most improper time. 2. They keep going with lame pick up lines to try to wear you down. It's exhausting honesty. Once took my car to get detailed and the car wash manager decided to try to hit on me for 20 mins while I was cleaning my car out. Strated out offering free washes for a month, I declined, tried the 'Why isn't your man washing your car' to which I replied 'because he's dead'..this man immediately replied 'So, you need a night out with a good man to help you grieve'......bruh

@damaramcelrath-fatherree9732 5 ай бұрын

Your answer to "So you need a night out"....Sure. We can go to were I bury all my unwanted dates. (said with sinister-sexy grin and wink)

@KinkyYetCurly 5 ай бұрын

So wild how shockingly unshocking i find this 😂

@navi3430 5 ай бұрын

@@damaramcelrath-fatherree9732I love that response 😂

@tmg9255 5 ай бұрын

Maybe it is an American thing but yes, this does happen 🤷🏽‍♀️ guys have definitely tried to talk to me at the gas station. One time my boyfriend went into the store and left me outside to pump the gas and a guy actually stepped in and pumped the gas for me and said my man shouldn’t have left me out there like that 😬 I didn’t tell my boyfriend until we drove off, I didn’t want any problems 🫢

@xxmikaxx6141 5 ай бұрын

See the reason they get bold at the gas station is, quite frankly, we are stationary. They have at least as long as it takes to gas up my car to try and convince me to let him have my number.

@jordandavis3959 5 ай бұрын

True! Like we can’t leave! It’s a trap

@stacyhoward8541 5 ай бұрын

My brother's line is, "but you don't even like him."

@Hello.KayBeMo 5 ай бұрын

That would def make me chuckle and let my guard down a tiny bit! 😆

@elijahbillings4658 5 ай бұрын

This is SICK, but half the time it's true 😮‍💨

@lufunomokobedi5718 5 ай бұрын

"He is not a mountain: He can be moved!!!"

@dailyelevation2813 5 ай бұрын

Lmao Fuhad looks TOOOO proud at that one minute mark.

@majesty9985 5 ай бұрын

He's deffo used that line before 😂😂😂

@emeralddoe7600 5 ай бұрын

A man approaches me, I'm like, "Sorry, don't have change".

@anonymousdonor 5 ай бұрын

Men like to conquer and accumulate "possessions." Women like a sense of belonging: not to be confused with being a belonging.

@michellekindley9298 5 ай бұрын

Better question than where that mentality comes from…. Why do women have to make up imaginary men in the hopes that a man approaching her will respect that imaginary man since we’re almost 100% positive he won’t respect our no?

@foreveryoung9946 5 ай бұрын

I think the imaginary boyfriend is more so you don’t hurt their feelings not because they don’t respect the plain ‘no’. Saying you have a man is letting them down easy rather than just saying no I’m not interested.

@Asukarave 5 ай бұрын

On a darker note, I used to want to scar my face so men would stop approaching me but I was also depressed and had a stalker at the time.

@powcollective2975 5 ай бұрын

Gas station in America is the one place you can run into a baddie without spending money irresponsibly 😅

@elijahbillings4658 5 ай бұрын

FACTS

@reginafromrio 5 ай бұрын

When someone is in a relationship, it comes to honor and a moral compass for me. I can't speak for anyone else. I'm no hero because I've made mistakes that I've learned from.

@Serenity_escapes 5 ай бұрын

Not james getting angry at these responses lol

@darkvader2024 5 ай бұрын

"What's that got to do with me?"

@elijahbillings4658 5 ай бұрын

This is the OG line

@SteamyPMcGee 5 ай бұрын

Dont even need to be banging to get bored of the chirps, bruh. I'm a lazy 4 out of 10 and I can't get to work without having to dodge three or four, and theyve uusually just finished queuing for their methodone as well. Bad times.

@ivannastorms-thompson3538 5 ай бұрын

James' reaction is everything

@missshananicole 5 ай бұрын

American women sometimes get harassed at gas stations. And most are not looking for it and try not to entertain it. 😩

@reginafromrio 5 ай бұрын

"a dungeon or a toilet"😂😂😂 that's a desperate place to get a piece! Might as well choose an abotoir. Holy hell!

@Toxic_Positivity 4 ай бұрын

Its not an American thing to try to talk women at the gas station. Thats straight out the ATL and its legendary funny. 😂😂😂

@ladynizia 5 ай бұрын

I love you guys but the rick figure in the back had me on amazon at 3am.

@jasminestallings9447 5 ай бұрын

The Bible, it started with God not caring that Mary was married to Joseph

@MarciS138 5 ай бұрын

I was getting gas one day and a man came up to me. He gave me his sad story about his kid being sick and he needs gas to get to the kid. Clearly made up. But whatever, he needed money. I made the mistake of bending over into my car to reach the other seat. I was slimmer but still thick with a niiice butt at that time. And the only cash I had was a twenty. But I was feeling generous or something I guess. I gave it to him and then he asked for my number. 😂No dude. I’m am not your sugar mama.

@omarw007 5 ай бұрын

I hit a girl once with the: just cuz theres a goalie does not mean you cant score.

@mesidye 5 ай бұрын

😂💀

@Lilyanneforester 5 ай бұрын

I just read the first five words and thought this was taking a different turn 😭

@renewilder6807 5 ай бұрын

How did that work out?

@kelseymay4791 5 ай бұрын

100% an American thing. Gas stations in the hood are SCARY!

@doubledutchclutch 5 ай бұрын

James be buying cars for his girl? Say what?!

@Cadiebelle94 5 ай бұрын

100% an American thing. Its wild

@MakeWay4CJ 5 ай бұрын

OMG. Furhad is soooooo 😍

@VyHuynh-g1n 5 ай бұрын

You’re in the UK. In America everyone is armed so it’s best to step off

@ChaoticMisfit 3 ай бұрын

Bruh I have had a woman say "I have a boyfriend" simply asking how her day was. The problem is there are extremes to both men and women and it puts everyone in the middle on high alert at all times. Women constantly thinking any man that speaks to them is trying to sleep with them, and men thinking any woman they talk to is going to try and "mee too" them. When in reality it is the extreme which rarely happens everyone seems to think it is all that happens.

@ZaZa-nm6sw 3 ай бұрын

I work at a gas station, it happens to me all the time. I don't know if I've ever seen it happen to anybody else. So maybe it's just because I work there that it happens to me. But also i live in America so..😂

@DirtyDee123 4 ай бұрын

Soccer has goalies but you can still score 🤷🏼‍♂️

@SuperBlitzKing 5 ай бұрын

With guys and girls the goals are different. The guy is trying to get something quick and the girl is trying to get something that lasts. The guy don’t care if she’s boo’d up but for most girls that’s a problem

@niyahn9590 5 ай бұрын

It's true! It is horrible over here 😢

@reginafromrio 5 ай бұрын

The struggle is real though. When I was younger and hotter, a certain type of guy would like me and I couldn't go on a run without ditching busy areas. Now, I dress down and don't do anything to attract attention, which is funny because I don't think anyone cares anymore 😂

@lilykep 5 ай бұрын

I think guys don't care about a woman cheating on another man for the "minding their own business" thing and for a bit of a competitiveness thing too because if she goes with him even though she has a man he "won" her. As I girl I always heard "You'll lose him how you got him" so if you got him by him cheating you'll lose him to that way too, which is a big incentive to make sure you're his one and only. Plus men are easy so there isn't really as much of a competitive "you won him" mentality from other women if you get with a known cheater, it's more of a "wow have some standards and self respect" mentality.

@dubbd28 5 ай бұрын

Wait in London ya'll don't hangout outside the gas station, ya'll not living right

@Ironworker92 5 ай бұрын

Tapping in from America aka Mericaa we will move to a girl anywhere especially in front of her friends I’ve done it it front of a girls parents at the beach worked up moms loved me 😆

@untappedpotential28 5 ай бұрын

2:25

@dazzledunn-deal1448 5 ай бұрын

Im not even a solid FIVE and guys approach ME when I'm out and about. Ive had a guy try to shoot his shot in WALMART, the post office, the grocery store, and the gas station just in the last few months. When I was young and semi pretty it was worse.