Best Rick Sanchez Quotes | Rick and Morty Season 1-5

Enjoy a 20 minute compilation of best Rick Sanchez quotes from Rick & Morty season 1-5
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[@na_0003]

"We're exactly like a man capable of sustaining a platonic friendship with an attractive female coworker... We're entirely hypothetical." - I know exactly what he means.

[@Plushi_Stolas]

I am in this situation.

[@rivaille5361]

dude i read this EXACTLY as that clip plays

[@RoseGarden17]

you can tell that's a Dan Harmon line lmao

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@Plushi_Stolas then tell us your life story

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@@RoseGarden17....bruh wow. That makes it so much worse

[@madliftedson2906]

rick saying he earned his way into god hood really puts in perspective about how all the decoys basically are rick c137 and since both rick prime and rick c137 are the only ones who created portal travel

[@ChefSheefluciano]

Spot on brother👍🏾💯

[@emirhandemir3872]

"Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem"

[@peterthosegriffins666]

It's kind of sweet how much Rick cares about Morty knowing the he never had one in his reality

[@VeryDAWD]

Especially since his Morty is the grandson of his wife’s killer

[@loading..8952]

“That’s like trying to tell a horse to fix a merry-go-round. He’ll try but he’ll just get horrified 😂😂🤣.”

[@Gearvr.]

“Im a pickle…when I feel like it”

[@lone_wolf3724]

“You still learning English is the language you speak how dumb are you” that’s me right there 😂

[@brunobuccirati6692]

4:45 He became my spirit animal with this one scene

[@Ironhaki240]

“You don’t know cause you’re a bad son!” *gets punched*

[@Mentelgen-1337]

15:04 I love the garage… :D

[@samuelbucher5189]

1:23 This quote is extremely hypocritical coming from him and I love it.

[@olliegamerpro247]

1:23 is my favorite

[@peterthosegriffins666]

"Allah ackbar" strong start

[@tumbles8350]

"AIDS" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Liam-ov9qh]

The, “I’m gonna take a shit.” Bit is so much funnier than it should be.

[@barsozuguler4300]

"see you later masturbators" and also r word from summer and devil episode

[@lisandroschachinger8397]

Assess THIS with cold indifference...

[@AzionFreeman-ii3ok]

If this was Try not to laugh you would already fail at it 0:01

[@alexanderrosario8569]

I just love it when morty does one up rick like the soul bonded movement 😂 literally called him out for not seeing the bigger picture

[@scottlouis1203]

I'm sorry that you think you deserve an apology

[@Frieza-the-editor]

I click on the video happily and I spit my drink out at the first line😭

[@Lolbama2012]

This is exactly how Coke and Pepsi deliveries be feeling like some days

[@treadnokash7598]

3:42 a hole in the liver will make u bleed a lot.jeez its from the internet like it mus be true take care of your livers yall.

[@bingusbongus9807]

im still proud to this day that i didnt laugh at the start of the red grin grumble speach

[@ShadowGaming42069]

0:28 3:16

[@maxammedahmed-wp5jh]

the jackie chan of human shielding

[@HUYFFHUYFF]

"its fucking me" 🤨

[@davethedevious]

12:35 you want it? Someone's got it.

[@futureparklivesport7115]

Who's missing Justin Roland today?

[@soumilsodani5122]

Rick roasted teenagers but chose to be a pickle

[@floricel_112]

2:00 view must be ex-QUISITE from that glass fortress of his

[@leifhindes9568]

i feel like.. hes modeled after i

[@Farthernort]

Why did you blur out their mouths?

[@Azikiel2602]

What episode is that from?

[@honker2]

pretty sure adult swim did

[@MattKirk007]

I don’t think the new seasons will ever match the great quotes that came from Justin Roiland just as libbing and being random as hell. You can tell just by playing his video games that it’s just how he is and that’s what was so great about him. He was cleared of all the allegations and they still got rid of him. I haven’t watched the new seasons without him but I hear they are more story oriented than the old ones. Some of the best quotes and moments from the show were like inter dimensional TV and whatnot

[@wanharis5624]

Wow. I didn’t expect that rick&morty is racist like family guy

[@Alex16582O]

They're not

[@apo7112]

Making race jokes and being racist are two completely different thing

[@piedude333ify]

people like you are why tv shows are being dumbed down to 3rd grade levels.

[@Naughtious.Maximus]

Calling things racist nowadays is like Obama calling someone a terrorist.

[@Fancy_Blotworth]

@@Naughtious.Maximus I feel like that's a Rick and Morty quote

[@thatoneperson0808]

1:23 I hate to break it to you but he's got a point you know

[@YourDadWithTheMilk304]

6:28

[@user-jf6tw2pf2h]

12:35

[@whattheflip2831]

Are the burps included?

[@SonoDesolato_77]

ahahaha nonno Rick nooo!!! xD not $g41n... ahahaha

[@Dan86130]

Cosa

[@Redwhiteandgold]

New suB

[@fimmytom854]

No need to censor part of the video.

[@hallekrebel3041]

The original show did that

[@fimmytom854]

@@hallekrebel3041 Did I ask?

[@DarkDoge367]

@@fimmytom854 just admit you were wrong. It’s not that hard.

[@leifhindes9568]

am i getting a selfie?

[@SillyVoices4u]

What is this edit

[@SchwiftyAdventures]

Picke Riiiiick!

[@ericaduol4069]

2likes the show

[@jonStewart-ls4fw]

Links

[@SinaiContreras-wz5oc]

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[@Cursed_sc0ut]

“Allah akbar”

[@shamemashamema7741]

Allahu akbar

[@riysabry9212]

I miss my old Rick (Justin Roiland)😢

[@tipsy_stars]

same 😭😭😭😔

[@lord_ozymandias]

by the last episode of s7 they’re practically identical. ya get used

[@ChefSheefluciano]

Me too bro. I miss the burping in-between jokes. 😅😅

[@liisi_obsidia]

i miss him too :’( he’s just not the same

[@MAZENX1]

He was bad