Best Sports Fails | Dumb Athletes

[@MartynAndStuff]

Ah yes, the sport of Discuss. Not to be confused with Discus. Just intense action of conversation

[@chrismindel]

Bonus fail!

[@DevTheRay]

I don't know why but I find this hilarious

[@melodycentral0007]

My parents are both Olympic gold medalists in the sport of discuss. It makes me sad sometimes

[@alvinlugo9371]

Yes

[@abcdefghij-j1k]

I Saw Carls Jr Logo At 6:59 And Hardee’s Logo At 17:54

[@laurahess3417]

The little kid trying to check the other little kid on the ice was hilarious and adorable!

[@Ghost-fun666]

He is adorable for trying and he deserves an A+ for afford.

[@DanielNibourette]

Yeah adorableness approved ❤

[@dazedandconfusedconfused9500]

1:47 You know you have arrived to greatness when you can get your fan base to fall head over heels for you.

[@jjaa578]

Ahh don't worry, the rednecks are a resilient bunch.

[@Ic3h0rnEt14]

I never understood that phrase, isn't your head always over your heels?

[@kornrady635]

[@Geometricrice]

Head over heels is figurative, like it’s not meant how it says. Head over heels normally means swooning, admiring, loving, all that.

[@Geometricrice]

And when I imagine head over heels, I imagine on knees or heels tipped

[@mattkent2651]

The surfer at 14:20 is PURE CLASS !!!! LMAO

[@Seelenschmiede]

The dolphin bump killed me. He totally could have jumped without hitting or even just swimming by, but no, he decided to be an asshat 🤣🤣🤣

[@AtheistOrphan]

I guess he thought the ocean was his turf!

[@leesashriber5097]

I loved it!!😂

[@AegisRick]

That mfer jumped out of the water sideways to get him then reflected back into the water with perfect form. He's a demon.

[@TomFynn]

Never trust a species that smiles all the time. It's up to something.

[@jontrammell7377]

That dolphin absolutely did it on porpoise

[@Koyomimatic]

1:49 that girl was so lucky to actually just fall away from the crowd and the stands, if her leg had gotten stuck there, with how the stand was setup, it would have been terrible

[@Wdix6019]

🎉😢

[@Hugh33337]

"the cameraman always survive ... except in failarmy, where his life expectancy is measured in seconds" Lao Tseu, probably.

[@BigGrabowski]

Sun Tzu, I assume you mean. Lao Zi (similar pronunciation to Tzu) was the founder of Taoism.

[@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq]

14:13 Amazing!

[@tonypasma1707]

Mmm

[@YASHRAJ-sb9dp]

haha

[@majorpwner241]

9:43 that's actually a pure win to save it and get back up after that fall.

[@jaydee4177]

4:55 "fencing" is a pretty generous description of whatever is going on here haha

[@joeyteter9383]

Thought so too haha it’s more like LARPing lol

[@mitchelldacosta2609]

Nah that’s called swashbuckling

[@FranciumBoron]

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. _Curved._ *_Swords._*

[@basarsameri946]

ok

[@FunnyInTheWorld888]

this video is so funny

[@Nate_Gamer173]

1:29 I’ve never flinched to hard in my life 😂😂

[@buttholasaurus99]

I tried to dodge the softball @1:30 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jovalleau]

Everybody did. Don't lie, people!

[@joeyteter9383]

The only reason I didn’t, was because I had seen it before. However, I did flinch the first time I watched it haha

[@bammy3050]

I closed my eyes as a reaction, man that got me good

[@jaydenmoosa3989]

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

[@FinnKeehan]

@@joeyteter9383 I did too! 😂😂

[@scariestfloodmomentsofalltime5]

Your channel is like a ray of sunshine on even the cloudiest day. So grateful for the humor!

[@TheRealJamesDunn]

The very first vid... it was either gonna be mom's face or the window. How did they EVER think this was going to end well??? lol

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Poor Mom...

[@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq]

14:13 Amazing!

[@ayod0011]

You must be american 😂

[@SUN-TOTALIDIOTSATWORK]

*I wish I could give this video a standing ovation. Absolutely fantastic!*

[@brunom12111]

That's the video with the most flinch scares ever, I think I've flinched 20 times lmao

[@DrawingWithNK]

OMG especially at 1:30 with the softball lol

[@UzairAhmed-rg4sy]

Half of these aren't even "Dumb athletes"

[@Artemis_simetrA]

I love how the guy sliding in the dirty pool is labeled "SWIMMING" hahaha

[@pepijntielemans9629]

YOUR FACEEEEE GODDAMMIT!!!

[@ashyierzz6053]

THE LAUGH AT 15:54 LMAOOOO

[@lightning_dragons]

Reminds me a lot of my classmate…

[@tranz2deep]

8:34 "Please tell me it's on video!" Some people own up easily. I'm proud of her!

[@Therealbigback2012]

1:30 scared me so bad

[@yapper1480]

Same

[@rjprivate]

That dolphin finally took revenge for his grandma who died in a 1988 oil spill 😂😂

[@wendyryder2708]

lol!

[@EleanorPeterson]

So... he did it on porpoise. 🐬👀

[@Kragatar]

8:13 The most intense hockey fight of all time.

[@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095]

Least intense Canadian fight

[@Theyralltakenfu]

Oh my gosh ,I replayed that over and over. Reminds me of a Tim Conway skit.

[@cycloneentertainmentofficial]

@@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095in canada two men fought over who got heads and tails. maybe they werent canadian.

[@iaincowell9747]

What a hit!

[@kornrady635]

😃😃

[@KuddlyKisses]

17:00 - ...maybe a sports fail, but still a win 😏😜

[@Profundoverde]

💀

[@shaheersl]

17:38 The referee had me in stitches. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@favoritemustard3542]

Yeah he was perfect - not his 1st rodeo 🤣

[@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq]

14:13 Amazing!

[@michaelscottland4239]

I learned the names of lot of these sports. Also: you showed Skiing ✔️waterskiing ✔️, Snowboarding✔️ but no Waterboarding ✖️🤔

[@UniDisforlife]

00:42 had me LAUGHING!!! 😂 It’s like a sound effect to a movie

[@1embarrassmentfan8963]

They got some explaining to do

[@gracypaula4197]

@UniDisforIife Me too😂😂😂😂

[@GippyHappy]

I appreciate that you have the sports labeled in the corner in case people don’t know what basketball is

[@GippyHappy]

Fart

[@loriw2661]

I’m sitting here watching this, a 62 y/o, knowing that any one of these would cripple me forever. Lmao! Appreciate your young bodies & what they can take.

[@christianstachl]

I'm only 45 and i already think that most of the time 😅

[@Mio248]

Damn, 5:04 That ball kicked him.

[@AnthonyD1986]

THIS is why aliens won't visit us.

[@demonslayereditz5105]

What? There just mistakes,jokes,and clumsiness

[@demonslayereditz5105]

So I don’t get it (NOT HATE JUST ASKING )

[@cirkelshorts]

@@demonslayereditz5105bc they all doing dumb shit

[@RH_Collective]

Yeah, not the animalistic nature of humans or the thousands upon thousand of WMDs, small moments of human stupidity...

[@SADSOUL324U]

Good thing they don’t exist

[@Adam-M-]

0:29 Honestly, if that were a belly flop competition, he probably would have won.

[@zhoroevg]

bro follow me

[@belabahn]

15:41 - There's nothing to "discuss" here. 🤣The word that you're looking for is "discus" (with one "s"). The sport can be traced back to Greece to the Ancient Olympic Games. The thing that you throw, in Greek is called "dískos" /δίσκος/.

[@MrYfrank14]

Give it up. Failarmy can't even get English subtitles for spoken English correct. I think they hire homeless crack addicts

[@DaveHorgan.]

The exact comment I came here for 😂

[@IOSALive]

FailArmy, You're the best! I subscribed because I love your content!

[@sleep-deprivedalien]

the guy's reaction after the wrestling dummy slapped him 💀

[@lagrangepoint9386]

"I can't believe you've done this."

[@DeltaEchoGolf]

Sir, I'm not that kind of dummy!

[@DavinDesborough]

8:13 The most adorable check ever recorded .

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

😂😂😂

[@Mi-ck]

Thanks for naming all the sports. I’d had have no idea what I was watching without them.

[@wendyryder2708]

I LOVE sarcasm! lol!

[@marcl2413]

So helpful labeling each sport. We never would have figured it out otherwise.

[@button4boy]

I just wish they labelled "soccer" as football and "football" as American football

[@wendyryder2708]

Lol!

[@justanotherguy1122]

Quit acting like an ass for no reason.

[@PhilOsGarage]

They keep labelling hand egg as football though. It’s very confusing

[@witchmouth]

Priceless clips! One note: it's not "discuss" (meaning conversation) it"s "discus" that you throw in the field event sport.

[@pvt.bushmann5903]

I played ice hockey as a goalie when I was younger. Let me tell you, pucks are hard, and even with protective gear they hurt like hell to get smacked by at the speeds they go at.

[@franck3279]

I played handball, general rule was face, groin, and only then net.

[@drzwiprawdy]

Super śmieszne 😂😂😂😂

[@AnthonyD1986]

I got two concussions playing ice hockey. It's not a soft sport by any means. Have to be pretty tough to make it far in hockey.

[@gregedwards1087]

Suck it up sweetheart.

[@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq]

14:13 Amazing!

[@runescapeiwatchvids]

No way the chick at 3:00 though she was about to dunk off that chair😂

[@JordiLA]

12:40 you can see the love in the father's eyes. 😂

[@bloodstreamcity]

He chose the worst place for practice.

[@joeyteter9383]

@@bloodstreamcityexactly, he looked miffed at his daughter but it was his damn fault to begin with lol

[@clerpington_the_fifth]

1:11 why is a guy with glasses goalie in the first place 🤔🤔🤔 6:49 "my parents aren't home"

[@abdulwahid9551]

17:02 this is how i meet your mom 😂

[@mutumalincoln]

3:46 what a clumsy dive!

[@BOMIncredibleMoments]

They turned ordinary moments into joyful memories!

[@VladdyTT]

Thanks for labeling every clip with the corresponding sport, would have had no idea what was happening without them.

[@itsintheword230]

I needed the Fencing title

[@kotosqoposrly]

As someone with no knowledge of sports, at all, I do actually appreciate them.

[@csaba5415]

15:14 was not that obvious at first :).

[@MichelleBraun-vn8tq]

The dolphin bump killed me. He totally could have jumped without hitting or even just swimming by, but no, he decided to be an asshat 🤣🤣🤣

[@csaba5415]

6:37 was just beautiful! :) Gymnastics is an extreme sport.

[@elliexo1106]

Not rly I did gymnastics but when I started horse riding, gymnastics wasn’t as dangerous/ extreme then I thought

[@1234jokerboy]

0:17 the guy who came up with this course is truly evil 😂😂😂

[@lambert4116]

I love how they call tobagganing 'cross-country bobsled' yes I'm Canadian

[@AtheistOrphan]

Yeah first time I’ve heard it called that too! (I’m British).

[@NotAHandle22]

Never seen that here in the U.S. either.

[@catecurry48]

I came here to find this comment. Loved the "cross-country bobsled" too.

[@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq]

14:13 Amazing!

[@Matthew-wc6zm]

Has Canada won the Stanley cup yet lol?😂

[@kristenmackinnon8764]

3:54 he’s gonna cry now😂

[@terencem8795]

Those golf swings had me rolling!😂

[@augustine98]

Me too! 😂😂

[@SamuelAce-h1q]

The football one looks like a cartoon rebound😂😂

[@ravage2002]

A minute of silence for all the cameras, lights and windows that where harmed during these videos...

[@wendyryder2708]

lol!

[@aacra]

Thanks for the titles explaining each sport. I'd never have known otherwise.

[@ARWINGx1]

4:56 "That's exactly what I thought was gonna happen" So did I.

[@favoritemustard3542]

He probably did, too. Internet fame or something.

[@ЮрийСлезов]

@@favoritemustard3542 Или безумие

[@CoCotheTurtle]

@@favoritemustard3542 But he never thought it would be called fencing!

[@fatmayo2293]

The type of videos that give me faith in humanity.

[@LHyoutube]

22:22 - Is that woman a zombie?! 😂

[@wendyryder2708]

Yep!

[@majorpwner241]

3:04 one of the most awkward falls I've seen. She took it pretty well though. You're supposed to use a mini trampoline not a chair! lmao

[@MFNDman]

Pulling a Sabu lol

[@moai7344]

5:21 oh that hurts 💀

[@I_am_a_kitchen_spider]

Those figure skate girls had me, especially the first one. The sound of her ice slap just killed me 😂

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

0:21 Doing the spinny thing is 99.99% chance of smashing your face.

[@HappyRoc]

7:11 it’s just like that meme “feeling cute today, might fix this pothole later”

[@Markus_Andrew]

16:02 This little guy cracked me up 😂

[@AlexanderTheGreat-hv8qq]

14:13 Amazing!

[@handstandMAN]

2:21 God has the most dark sense of humour. Really enjoys the physical comedy.

[@konradheinz2271]

Man getting hitten by a football! Never disappoints ❤

[@WhiteGuysMadder]

The guy getting hurt by a ping pong ball did it for me lol

[@gwingcommander]

12:44 I can't tell if this dad's look is because he's mad at the girl (he shouldn't be), or just dead inside because he knows how's gonna have to explain to the wife why he thought batting practice inside the garage was a good idea. Seriously, have you never seen a pop fly before? In what universe was that net ever going to be enough?!

[@rocketraccoon1976]

Dad's fault.

[@Joe-nb3fs]

nah, he's thinking "damn, you got in the hard way. Let's see you do that again"

[@loganscharosch9724]

12🎉

[@tyreelamar1744]

I almost died at that part! He definitely gave her a look like it was her fault 😂 knowing this was his idea!!!!

[@ClaytonJonesImages]

Could the dunk be categorised a win?!

[@saminpa76]

Dizzy bat was always my favorite. I remember watching it on Sunday nights on ESPN with my grandpa.

[@wendyryder2708]

Never heard of Dizzy Bat! Is it an American sport?

[@stephanierohweder8346]

What’s hilarious is that the pool in the first few clips is my high school pool

[@Exis-xw1qt]

3:08 the lady downstairs I'm sure it's her mother😂

[@GoatedBullFN]

1:30 scared the shit out of me

[@yapper1480]

Same

[@wdavem]

I like the bowling ball in the ceiling 😆. So rarely do they stay up there.

[@LOACCTV]

This video holds the world's entire happiness!

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

15:40 Discuss? Okay, he fell over. 1.0 difficulty on that. Thoughts?

[@SaltWaterDrums]

i think 'athletes' is a generous description for most of these people.

[@kathylecluyse7820]

Remember the "windsurfers do it standing up" rage? Failarmy does it falling down!

[@fgjack1264]

That softball one made me jump 😂😂

[@sabiant.lawson2909]

11:55 this is why we have a "locker room"

[@favoritemustard3542]

Expensive & well deserved lesson.

[@tjahrie]

The softball one scared the crap out of me

[@brookss2141]

Balls flying into the camera always make me flinch.

[@OldNerdPlayingOldPCGames]

I've always been convinced that some IRL sports are the work of Satan

[@OnlyTheEd]

I flinched....SEVERAL times.... 🤣

[@Sawo1990]

All good except 1 thing. That's not "SOCCER". That's "FOOTBALL".

[@_AndromedaGalaxy_]

1:11 to be fair, probably me my first day as a goalie at his age but just a few months later my team would have won EVERY game if he had been my opponent.

[@realcoopr3]

It’s SCOTT STERLING

[@HumorHub-f9t]

"I need more of this content in my life! Keep it coming! 😆"

[@m.hoffman2889]

this clearly shows: the cameraman is, not like in the movies, immune to all dangers

[@franck3279]

You’d be surprised of how many action movies cameramen get hurt (or sometimes killed) doing their job

[@babyhank5468]

Game of thrones quote, Madness and stupidity 😂

[@BhupenderSingh-mm2rk]

17:00 volley blow was great....

[@Jelly.Fish1212]

8:59 that’s not field hockey lol

[@tranz2deep]

1:02 I have seen several golf club heads fail like an army fail (mostly on the FailArmy, in fact) but this is a first. Usually, the heads just try to follow the ball into the distance, this time it turned into a catcher's mitt!

[@Bestintheworld0135]

09:32 he flew like a spiderman

[@JoeKnowsWorst]

I didn't know there was a sport called "Discuss" 🤣

[@nathanvarghese.]

6:28 - Frisbee and pieces

[@DrWellRound]

(Shader)

[@ivankinakin7231]

5:29 I always flinch

[@jaydenmoosa3989]

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

[@aplasticaenima4293]

Third time already

[@Wandering_AliReo]

Bro put all the sports in one video except Horse-back riding 😂

[@dylanwong471]

Oof

[@Eva-mp7xg]

No wet doorsteps this time! Keep up the good job FailArmy 😂

[@hawaiianshirts4715]

7:32 I never could figure out the high jump. How do you go from running forward to jumping backward like that?

[@MykelLinden]

God, that softball one literally made me reflexively cringe, as if I was the one getting hit with it. XD

[@CoCotheTurtle]

Yes, yes, the softball one.