Best Yo' Mama Jokes!

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8 жыл бұрын

The 5th installment in our joke series. Who can forget about Yo' Mama?!
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@rorypaterson4514
@rorypaterson4514 8 жыл бұрын
The thing about "your mama" jokes... Is they've been done a thousand times by a thousand different people... JUS' LIKE YO' MAMA!
@gunslingermando8275
@gunslingermando8275 2 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@paulkelly984
@paulkelly984 2 жыл бұрын
@@gunslingermando8275 l
@general_khrak
@general_khrak 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god
@burpostockings
@burpostockings Жыл бұрын
Got eem
@budgreen4040
@budgreen4040 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@noaht.8413
@noaht.8413 2 жыл бұрын
6 years later, and these videos still make me laugh and bring me joy and memories from a long time ago
@stephenphillips7699
@stephenphillips7699 Ай бұрын
2 years later I just read your message.
@defectivekai
@defectivekai 7 жыл бұрын
when appsro said ''we love yo mama'' I almost died
@michaelglover5474
@michaelglover5474 Жыл бұрын
I miss these so much. Wish you guys would bring these back
@artsysabs
@artsysabs Жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@krypto7653
@krypto7653 Жыл бұрын
With Thick gone it just won't be the same
@Zaron_Gaming
@Zaron_Gaming 5 жыл бұрын
One of cartman's from south park is my all time favorite "your mama's so poor she couldn't afford to fly off the handle, she has to greyhound"
@mynameissuperelaborate3746
@mynameissuperelaborate3746 6 жыл бұрын
Yo mama so old when she went to the museum the dinosaur bones said: "Hey where you been?"
@smaflp1576
@smaflp1576 7 жыл бұрын
I love the Sir Walken "Ohhhhhh" when someone drops a good one.
@WhiteJackal88
@WhiteJackal88 7 жыл бұрын
"Do those come with instructions?" -Neebs
@kasperlagochristensen6740
@kasperlagochristensen6740 7 жыл бұрын
3:08 Appspro, I hope you read this, you need to do that voice a lot more, holy shit that cracked me up man!
@slickeditz5170
@slickeditz5170 5 жыл бұрын
Simon walks out of closet Needs: Thanks for coming out Simon.
@rec0il_179
@rec0il_179 7 жыл бұрын
"That's a smart biiitch" - Appsro 2016
@Dramapool
@Dramapool 2 жыл бұрын
When you have a bad day, these guys will fix it. Its not even the jokes, its them 🤣 thank you Neebs and the team for all that you do
@jcarter4056
@jcarter4056 8 жыл бұрын
yo mama's so far she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll
@jcarter4056
@jcarter4056 8 жыл бұрын
fat*
@PootisPolicemanSgtSpook
@PootisPolicemanSgtSpook 7 жыл бұрын
J Carter you do realize you can edit the comment you don't have to reply to yourself
@Dex-bh6jh
@Dex-bh6jh 6 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty good
@forthexp8649
@forthexp8649 4 жыл бұрын
Neebs: "Do those come with instructions?" 🤣
@paddythegent157
@paddythegent157 5 жыл бұрын
Still listening to this after so long.. This six part series is so great!!
@babarbillal
@babarbillal 2 жыл бұрын
5 years later and I'm still coming back to these videos for a good laugh
@krystianhinz4575
@krystianhinz4575 8 жыл бұрын
you guys should do "In Soviet Russia" jokes next
@Tim_Webb
@Tim_Webb 7 жыл бұрын
I wish you guys would make animations of these videos, I feel Ethco style would suit them perfectly
@CookingWithJackDaniels
@CookingWithJackDaniels 7 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for class to start and I nearly had an aneurysm trying to stay quiet
@jessicaenglish8432
@jessicaenglish8432 7 жыл бұрын
when yo mama stepped on the scale buzz lightyear popped out and said to infinity and beyond
@Bpresley87
@Bpresley87 7 жыл бұрын
the best joke in this entire video still goes to simon with "knock knock, who's there, fuck you"
@tysonroberts2553
@tysonroberts2553 8 жыл бұрын
i swear i spend more time laughing at your reactions to the others jokes then the actual joke.
@rebirth_mishap
@rebirth_mishap 4 жыл бұрын
I'm finding it hard to drink beer listening to you guys
@JaredD135
@JaredD135 6 ай бұрын
These joke videos need to come back. Good times
@Wallamonster
@Wallamonster 8 жыл бұрын
I Like the Star Wars ones: "Your mumma's so dumb, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles" and "Your mumma's so fat, Obi Wan said... 'That's no moon... THATS YO MAMMA!'"
@arizonaman5187
@arizonaman5187 8 жыл бұрын
NERD!
@MisterDerpScout
@MisterDerpScout 8 жыл бұрын
Robot chicken
@Wallamonster
@Wallamonster 8 жыл бұрын
+MisterDerp Scout haha you got it ;) Love Robot Chicken
@MrZockerfreak11
@MrZockerfreak11 8 жыл бұрын
Yo mama is so fat...Darth Vader coulnd not force choke her!
@Wallamonster
@Wallamonster 8 жыл бұрын
+MrZockerfreak11 might have to use that one! Love it :)
@Nuvena
@Nuvena 8 жыл бұрын
The one about darth vader and nickle back was funny af.
@TheMacDaddyPoop
@TheMacDaddyPoop 3 жыл бұрын
Love the joke videos, more please!!
@amandalouiseharleycordialb7629
@amandalouiseharleycordialb7629 6 жыл бұрын
the cheerios were donut seeds is my favourite joke of them all
@NoRestGaming
@NoRestGaming 8 жыл бұрын
The only Yo momma joke that ever made me laugh was "Yo Momma's so fat, I told her to haul ass and she had to take multiple trips"
@laserdogwest2918
@laserdogwest2918 8 жыл бұрын
Best Dad Jokes (Jokes that might be made by a dad)
@GA11316
@GA11316 6 жыл бұрын
This is great! :D
@a.morphous66
@a.morphous66 7 жыл бұрын
Neebs' delivery is amazing.
@Mr850man
@Mr850man 8 жыл бұрын
my mama always said that life is like a box of chocolate too many blacks :)
@Maysey9241
@Maysey9241 8 жыл бұрын
Dick
@marshallbeverly8212
@marshallbeverly8212 8 жыл бұрын
+Mr850man oh my god
@Jerberus
@Jerberus 8 жыл бұрын
+Mr850man Ohh god thats hilarious
@MrJustinArt
@MrJustinArt 8 жыл бұрын
+Mr850man Awww shit, son!
@hiddenmaster8596
@hiddenmaster8596 8 жыл бұрын
+Mr850man I love that so much
@jeffreymoody8560
@jeffreymoody8560 6 жыл бұрын
Hey ,hey, HEY! ENOUGH! Get off the yo' momma jokes, cause I just got off yours!
@xalxfa
@xalxfa 2 жыл бұрын
the R2D2 killed me xD
@tntfreddan3138
@tntfreddan3138 6 жыл бұрын
My wife told me she wanted something that goes from 0-100 in 3 seconds...A bathroom scale wasn't appreciated.
@connorross4571
@connorross4571 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are awesome.
@noahcomiford4475
@noahcomiford4475 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the jokes
@connorpruitt7784
@connorpruitt7784 7 жыл бұрын
these are awesome 😂😂
@Tachyon1723
@Tachyon1723 3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh way too much
@MrBobcatman1
@MrBobcatman1 6 жыл бұрын
This will never make to a commenting on comments but I just watched/listened to this again and had some amazing and genuinely perfect laughter the whole time.
@cocoman00
@cocoman00 6 жыл бұрын
The last joke was golden
@coleyoung303
@coleyoung303 6 жыл бұрын
that beginning we love you mama
@thepuffin4050
@thepuffin4050 3 жыл бұрын
After watching this, I'm considering subscribing
@linkwolfgar4620
@linkwolfgar4620 2 ай бұрын
It's scary that y'all don't know my mama but your so accurate at describing her.
@recognize218
@recognize218 5 ай бұрын
Cracking up!
@Tatsuhiko1
@Tatsuhiko1 Жыл бұрын
Thanks guys these jokes make me get over how evil of a human being my mother is.
@tuckerharrison0381
@tuckerharrison0381 6 жыл бұрын
Yo mama so large when she puts a green swim suit on people shout “GODZILLA”!!!!!!!
@dis_boi_a_mem
@dis_boi_a_mem 6 жыл бұрын
apsro: we love yo mama me: probably to much
@GreenTea-qs8il
@GreenTea-qs8il 7 жыл бұрын
best outro found on YT
@robertmeek5450
@robertmeek5450 7 жыл бұрын
I love it when Appsro says "That's a _____ bitch!"
@melonmaddness2578
@melonmaddness2578 7 жыл бұрын
Simons whole foods joke was the best!
@stefanb5869
@stefanb5869 5 жыл бұрын
neebs:hi momma simon:shut up me:LETS TASTE DEATH...AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN!!! doraleous:shut your fucks mrsneaky...
@nascar1580
@nascar1580 5 жыл бұрын
Can y'all do more of these please!!!
@tomaszskowronski1406
@tomaszskowronski1406 5 жыл бұрын
0:12 Ah yes, Yomamaoff, one of the greatest Russian diss poets.
@thewin9459
@thewin9459 Жыл бұрын
Thick killed this one
@mortalunknown8304
@mortalunknown8304 3 жыл бұрын
that Roth IRA was the best one because it was an opposite of a joke.
@johnhanson01
@johnhanson01 7 жыл бұрын
Yo mama so poor when you asked to use the restroom she said pick a corner any corner.
@TheBigHyena1
@TheBigHyena1 5 жыл бұрын
Yo mama so big she won the tractor pull
@cathumin3839
@cathumin3839 2 жыл бұрын
heres a yo dad joke yo dad so drunk he got 100% ON HIS BREATHALYSER TEST
@nobletaco2188
@nobletaco2188 7 жыл бұрын
I love the meat wad voice
@eduardodelapaz2663
@eduardodelapaz2663 3 жыл бұрын
We want more its been years
@wyattpruitt1602
@wyattpruitt1602 6 жыл бұрын
Yo mama so poor, when she heard about the Last Supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps
@phloyd8414
@phloyd8414 6 жыл бұрын
omfg my ribs are hurting.
@ZingNovaVODS
@ZingNovaVODS 7 жыл бұрын
Mamma always told me life was like a box of chocolates... I have no life, she ate them all before she could finish her sentance.
@Oridavis
@Oridavis 7 жыл бұрын
Yo mama so poor when i went to her trailer and knocked down cobwebs she screamed "who's tearing down the drapes?"
@noahrucker9012
@noahrucker9012 4 жыл бұрын
Doughnut seeds lmfao!!!!!
@IIIOldSchooLIII
@IIIOldSchooLIII Жыл бұрын
Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community.
@pilummurialis6490
@pilummurialis6490 2 жыл бұрын
1:15 "She's a dumb bitch" I love it!
@clydedragon2027
@clydedragon2027 7 жыл бұрын
The KFC one was pretty funny
@dont_nut_on_me5490
@dont_nut_on_me5490 6 жыл бұрын
Love this please make more (and notice me please)
@TheGorillaWizard
@TheGorillaWizard 6 жыл бұрын
There's a earthquake outside or yo momma just got out of bed
@billgangsta539
@billgangsta539 2 ай бұрын
We love your guys mommas also! lol :D
@mortenkeller4356
@mortenkeller4356 7 жыл бұрын
Watching this reminds me of the Yo Mama channel xd
@martinh3453
@martinh3453 6 жыл бұрын
Yo mama is so well adjusted that she went to college and now has a well-paying job at a lawfirm! (with this you completely shred all hood streetcred).
@asuraphreak
@asuraphreak 3 жыл бұрын
Yo Momma is so cracked out, she can hang glide with a dorito.
@lithow619
@lithow619 5 жыл бұрын
Can we have these jokes back please
@livemotif1998
@livemotif1998 6 жыл бұрын
Appstro saying 'that's a _____ bitch' makes this 1000x better
@Ian-sw9yb
@Ian-sw9yb 7 жыл бұрын
appsro made this video hilarious😂😂😂
@PostusTreDuce
@PostusTreDuce 4 жыл бұрын
Donut seeds god dammit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@huskygentlemen2730
@huskygentlemen2730 7 жыл бұрын
hey every yo mama jokes been done a thousand times like your mama
@bryangao979
@bryangao979 7 жыл бұрын
yomama so poor, ducks throw bread at her
@balphawolf340
@balphawolf340 4 жыл бұрын
I love how in all these videos Brent never laughs ever😂
@doggin6
@doggin6 2 жыл бұрын
I know you think you are cool for using their real names, but you aren’t.
@oscarpickle5322
@oscarpickle5322 5 жыл бұрын
My fave was when they said your mama so poor kids in Africa sent her money that was funny lol
@wyattpruitt1602
@wyattpruitt1602 6 жыл бұрын
Yo mama so poor, she waves a popsicle aroind and calls it air conditioning
@animalranch1
@animalranch1 6 жыл бұрын
The joke about the glass of water isn't that the water is afraid cuz she's so ugly, It's that the glass would break from her reflection
@duanemccullough5393
@duanemccullough5393 Жыл бұрын
I like to play theses videos when Im laying down for bed. I fell asleep during one of there rust videos and dreamt I was living threw it with them... We stole a train none had any ammo and I forgot to bring a gun. Everyone died except Dora who we had to go rescue it was the best dream I think I ever had
@newplayer3861
@newplayer3861 6 жыл бұрын
We have someone in our school that if she tuches one of our things we dump a 12 oz bottle of hand sanitizer on that thing no joke
@keylay88
@keylay88 Жыл бұрын
Omg the guys need to read the comments of these joke videos, especially daddy appsro please
@t0k3verse
@t0k3verse 3 жыл бұрын
Simons mama is so disappointed in him that she'd rather have Neebs as a Son.
@rileyklote2712
@rileyklote2712 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Simon
@acrosticrampage9420
@acrosticrampage9420 7 жыл бұрын
I like Appsros baby voice
@noaahhhoke4012
@noaahhhoke4012 2 жыл бұрын
8:51 that one is from Grownup 😂
@dezminburgess7960
@dezminburgess7960 6 жыл бұрын
"we love yo mamma
@caseywebb8412
@caseywebb8412 7 жыл бұрын
yo mama so far when she climbed up a tree to save a cat the cat yelled timber
@retardikalvoid4659
@retardikalvoid4659 6 жыл бұрын
should I feel bad that I laughed at every one of them, even the one's y'all didn't laugh at.
@mikehunt5142
@mikehunt5142 7 жыл бұрын
Yo mama so poor when someone blew the match out she said: who turned off the heat
@TheFuzzypuddle
@TheFuzzypuddle 6 жыл бұрын
Donut seeds!
@Beeznants
@Beeznants 6 жыл бұрын
My mamas so poor she opened a gmail account just so she can eat the spam
@noobcola1526
@noobcola1526 7 жыл бұрын
yo mama so short she hang glide on a Dorito
@picktrees4206
@picktrees4206 4 жыл бұрын
it still amazes me how easily they get sraw kills
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