Dumbest Criminals Of All Time - GTA 5

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[@rylandvance5304]

I wish videos like this still popped up in the weekly line up from time to time. It's like listening to a Neebscast in a bite sized chunk

[@bradtorville5526]

Real life story, forget where it happened. These two geniuses drive up to a gas station and rob the clerk. Then jump into their car to make their getaway... only to run out of gas two blocks away. The idiots were arrested still trying to get the car started, apparently not realizing they were out of gas.

[@MorgothBagluir]

lmao

[@shredx7169]

The ultimate bruh moment

[@asdfasdf6606]

This video was GOLD!! MORE like it please!!!

[@WAKEISLAND99]

I miss these kinds of vids Neebs! You should do more like this!

[@RealBenAnderson]

How do I give this multiple thumb up?

[@ranwolf76]

+Ben “Paracidic” Anderson multiple accounts?

[@srgevans]

Ben Anderson. beg a bunch of random people to like it for some stupid reason and wait a month.

[@-spinel-7257]

Make more accounts.

[@Joel_Mullins06]

Make more accounts!

[@henryl3617]

Watch it multiple times. I think this is the third or forth time watching it.

[@protogsr7284]

Neebs is love Neebs is life

[@cbutler9952]

Apsro is love, Apsro is life

[@Eventine18]

can't leave Simon out, Simon is love, Simon is life

[@SarconHunter]

+ProtoGSR Doraleous is love, Doraleous is life. cant leave dora the explora out

[@ronniessebaggala362]

Anthony is....never mind.

[@DukeOFools]

ProtoGSR lol

[@merickful]

I enjoy the occasional dumbest whatever videos....but you guys make them sooooo much better! MOAR!

[@BlackMountainOfLife]

+Neebs Gaming Have you ever discovered the Deep Web?

[@doopboop8359]

@@BlackMountainOfLife who hasnt

[@Accuracy617]

“I’m gunna poke...her” 😂😂😂

[@jcarroll276]

I want time saw a video of a man who goes into 7/11 with his mom. When they are checking out after the mom bought him Doritos she starts to walk away and the guy pulls a gun on the cashier. The mom notices hits her son and yells at him to grab his Doritos and leave. They just walked out of the store but that cashier must have been like wtf just happened

[@jcarroll276]

One time not want

[@burp2019]

still smarter than the facebook guy lol

[@BatsuOhno]

+jcarroll276 Found the video...wasnt a 7/11 and it was actually less climatic then it sounded.

[@mikeymikey4186]

In Poland there was a guy who decided to rob an arcade games place AND he put on the camera plastic shopping bag but it was falling off so he put ON his face a plastic bag. He didn't rob anything but the video is on KZbin.

[@isiahaf1359]

You want time?

[@raillen7094]

The pull door XD

[@FernandesSuper]

+Raillen Just like the robbery scene in Snatch :-)

[@lolysocks]

I thought the exact same

[@TheCriminalViolin]

+Raillen To be honest, I'm the guy that cannot for the life of me figure out when a door is a push or pull door. WHO THE FRACK READS DOORS FOR GOD SAKE! Lmao

[@khydonable]

I live near the store at 9:55 and go there occasionally, never knew about this

[@TheAmanDua]

I usually don't like GTA game plays but with Neebs its worth it. THANKS MAN.

[@jameswooten4904]

I watched a 19min add for you guys. Awesome video!!!

[@DillonEspe]

as a Minnesotan I was deeply offended by the fact you all think we speak like Canadians don't ya.... fuck, you win eh

[@illmanors6260]

+Dave Roy yes you are

[@DillonEspe]

***** well I have no fear of death so they do whatever my conscious is clear

[@mckenzie.latham91]

+Dillon Espe Blame fargo for that one

[@Wet_Your_Plants]

Nope. seriously got a laugh, the only sensitive one is the wannabe tough guy livin in his moms basement. David medina should grow the f**k up. Have a good day everone else

[@DillonEspe]

Fargo

[@Tim_Webb]

Just got sent home from work after hearing my Grandpa has passed, these guys have me smiling...... Thank you Neebs and co. Seriously thanks.. X

[@abbysynthe5095]

Not even joking, we need more of this! The laughter of everyone is just so contagious.

[@glaba24]

This channel is slowly turning into KZbin's Funniest Home Videos. Also, you guys should totally get a laugh track for some of these.

[@brianprince7364]

That last lady keeps the cake as she's walking out. Never drops it

[@Thee_Titanis]

2:45 "I WANT ALL YOUR MUFFLERS!"

[@VincentiusSmith]

I really like this video. Most "dumb criminals" videos are just people making fun of the desperately poor, or misguided drug addicts. But this one feels more sympathetic towards them as well, and shows genuinely funny stuff instead of just crack logic. I appreciate that.

[@mjfan8704]

Rusty Shackleford Sure it's no excuse for theft but have you been in a desperate situation where you can't find a decent paying job, you're family is starving to death and the only money you have is a couple of $5 bills? This is a paragraph version of the poor should stop being poor. Really makes you seem like an asshole.

[@ajf9258]

I heard somewhere (I don't know if it's true) but a guy was so drunk that he robbed it own house and then in the morning called the police to catch the "robber" when intact it actually was him. Also writing this while we reign my neebs gaming top 👌

[@sammymcsamsquamsh7406]

Neebs and crew on point, as per the usual.

[@sammymcsamsquamsh7406]

What it do, boys. Hope ya'll are having a splendid day.

[@sammymcsamsquamsh7406]

Harley Saunders Get outta here with your malware trash.

[@TheGingerBeef]

Years ago there was a group going around my neighbourhood stealing rims off cars every night. It made the news when they were caught in the act by the property owner who happened to both be armed and an elite level MMA fighter. The thieves didn't die, but they also didn't walk away.

[@izarian42]

Oh, I REALLY hope you guys do another one of these dumb criminal ones! This was one of the best things I've ever watched!

[@me-j1852]

I'm pretty sure those security walls are called Bandit Barriers

[@JustWithJosh]

No they are actually called Castle's Walls

[@evyatararbell7317]

these kinds of videos are my favorite by you guys

[@Omegadoomship]

This is a very underrated channel. They deserve way more subscribers for the awesome content they create!

[@ronancollins360]

We need about 20 more of these I never laugh at videos but I was dying with this one.

[@russellkirkpatrick1886]

6:32 reminds me of Doraleous & Associates

[@mango-dt2pv]

We need more people like that last manager guy xD

[@TheArtisticAlchemist]

MagesticMango not really no even though she was shoplifting that kind of humiliation is cruel I don't care what you did nobody deserves that not even a criminal

[@edubblesspirit]

TAGpc I bet you support safe spaces

[@Asmov]

@@TheArtisticAlchemist yh she did.

[@1197Gamer]

More of these please! I love random content from you guys!

[@Jayfunnyman]

Need to bring these episodes back I miss these

[@sofafleeper2592]

As a Minnesotan I personally qpprove this video dontcha know eh

[@shrubbycaleb014]

Am a Minnesotan too and i was confused because I don’t know any that talks like that

[@aldyson3469]

As a Canadian I think it sounds like how Americans describe us. Lol

[@blue_kobolt1785]

It’s odd how stereotypes sometimes don’t seem to be based in reality.

[@Sure_You_Betcha]

MIINNESOTER.

[@IzzyTheEditor]

+Colonel Teehee Minnesoters represents der ya doncha know:) (even tho we dont talk that way at all, lol)

[@CosmicZinga]

+Izzy Long You guys so close to Canada you're becoming Canadian eh? lmao

[@IzzyTheEditor]

+InsideJob lol:)

[@99900008766]

+Colonel Teehee For the record i have only ever heard someone speak that way in northern minnesota and at the Mall of America

[@mcseavers]

Hahaha SAS just can't get it right

[@Error5648]

I would like a part 2 or something similar, this was great! :D

[@TacticalPrincess]

Why haven't I found this channel before? I literally just watched half of your videos and oh my god you guys are hilarious! Y'all have made my month. Keep up the great work, can't wait for more amazing content from you guys! :)

[@whopperlover1772]

Came back to this video....GUYS 0:48 Simon's laugh!! XD

[@nickk2716]

In Canada that’s like $60 worth of beer

[@Matt9s]

I love these talks you guys have. Keep them coming.

[@nimrodta]

This was great! Needed a good laugh, and this hit the spot.

[@CommanderConvoy]

I remember hearing about a guy who tried to rob a gas station with a Megatron toy.

[@slurptime1686]

Someone tried to rob a gas station with a tree branch.

[@Lwnorrie]

+Sniper 1502 He tried, and succeeded.

[@TheCriminalViolin]

+Sniper 1502 Even if that guy failed to rob them, I'd like to believe that's a all-around win for everyone haha

[@slurptime1686]

Lucas Norrie HE SUCCEEDED?!

[@Lwnorrie]

Sniper 1502 Yes, you seen the video right?

[@xXIronManXx1000]

Was LMAO the entire time :D Please make more of these!

[@tomsimons7653]

another great video guys. it always baffles me why u don't have so many more subs, u deserve more.... keep it up.

[@evanwilley4064]

every video i watch on this channel the more reason i have for it being my favorite, keep up the great work!

[@ThatguyEric-wl8re]

I like the fake Minnesotans accent being from Minnesota

[@itswyvern7870]

Great video as always Neebs :)

[@dantecole149]

I Bin on KZbin for years and I never seen videos like this anywhere else you guys absolutely rock this video was so funny I nearly died keep up the awesome work guys and stay awesome and crazy

[@jakemolenaar6156]

As always great video guys!!! And we should request you get a Tru TV show

[@Rui781]

that video that begins at 3:30 is in Brazil. And "Mercadinho" means "little shop" I know that because I'm Portuguese nice video!

[@Decorativo]

+Rui Teixeira I was about to comment that but you did it first!!!lol

[@JJtoob]

I don't know Portuguese, but I can tell it is when I hear or read it. Figured it was in Brazil because that's where most criminal videos come from (As opposed to Portugal).

[@Decorativo]

JJtoob You're right!!

[@JJtoob]

***** I think I've seen the off duty cop shooting a bad guy, he was in a motorcycle no? Or someone was.

[@thegimp2071]

You guys are like Good Mythical Morning but better

[@crackerassfantastic7083]

Peter Griffin I love NEEBS too but saying they are better than gmm is a tall order.

[@cryptodiran4502]

Man that video was awesome neebs haha, I've almost pissed myself laughing when the guy ran through the window at the start haha!!!

[@jamo9750]

Cant stop watching Neebs Gaming !

[@ravenpaw95]

Neebs, you're definitely going to achieve world peace, keep up the good work.

[@dantecole149]

I Bin on KZbin for years and I never seen videos like this anywhere else before you guys kickass I nearly died laughing watching this video keep doing what you guys are doing keep up the awesome work and stay in school

[@cryptodiran4502]

Ikr... They're like the best youtubers EVER!!! They definitely deserve much more subs.

[@TheRAYdustin]

+Jonatan Majerowski agreed.

[@xXHaVoCXx100]

Good mythical morning is as close as you'll get haha, except neebs has gameplay

[@buttonmash1572]

+imaginarynonsense Love those guys

[@BatsuOhno]

+imaginarynonsense i dunno why....but i find them absolutely annoying.

[@Gowai_]

This was awesome... Need more like this video!!!

[@traviswood1136]

Always a great way to start your day,WITH NEEBS!!!!

[@assassin3107]

i am from germany and i have to tell you this stupid story that happened in a lottery store. a masked guy runs in the store pushed the waitress aside took the spending money case and stumbled because it was chained from the bottom of the case onto the table and broke his right hand xD

[@thrundawolf187]

Lmao

[@maxkress530]

assassin3107 Von wo in Deutschland denn. Ich Wonne in Hannover

[@assassin3107]

Max Kress rotenburg wümme

[@teaandlifetipswithuncleiro855]

Ich bin ein unwissender Amerikaner, der versucht, Deutsch zu lernen. Bin ich gut?

[@VibingViking]

I had a similar incident happen to me. A guy stole my phone from a hookah lounge and when I got a new phone and did a backup restore from my Verizon cloud. a bunch of pictures this guy took of himself with acne cream on his face popped up. as well as text messages he sent trying to sell weed to people. I was shocked at what an idiot he was. the police never pursued it but I thought it was the funniest shot and he left his name in the texts so I was able to find him on Facebook too.

[@abishaakmal7455]

fantastic, the only problem is i dont have neebs gaming to watch tomorrow since i already catch this videos in the dead of the night!

[@Seqtopus]

You guys make some of the best videos on youtube.

[@jaimingreer3400]

Don't lie you know you sing along the the conclusion song

[@darthcaedus6487]

Jaimin Greer Yes I do

[@Alexakathegr8est]

As an Australian I can confirm that Australia is magical

[@Thegod_of_memes]

yeah Australia was my favorite place to kill

[@jaredmartinez4541]

You guys are awesome fun to watch and listen to.

[@MegaFuriousAnger]

The greatest KZbin channel In THE WORLD, wooooooooo! Keep it up neebs gaming family. You never fail to make me happy.

[@BFFsEngineer]

3:56 like pooping *ploop*

[@gummilama2449]

3:56

[@Ghost-ne3eb]

BFFs Engineer This comment need's more likes 😂

[@jaceofspades328]

*PLOOPY*

[@Wumblz_]

kinda want to visit Minnesota now...

[@thrundawolf187]

ya

[@darthcaedus6487]

ThrundaWolf Ya

[@JP1348]

Killer work Neebs. You carry Neebs Gaming. Bonus points for no Thick! 14/10

[@IrishJohn101]

The thing that gets me with the first one, is when he smashes through the glass and the door slowly opens right after.

[@Nick-zp1dw]

Lol im Dutch and didnt even know that last one.. :( I wanna go to that shop right now :')

[@Nick-zp1dw]

Hahaha that would be great

[@danijanssen9932]

+Nick Karatekid ik zie nooit nederlands op deze pagina wtf

[@Nick-zp1dw]

Hahaha nou nu wel :p

[@MrRonDeL83]

Hej Neebs , I`m from Holland, that last one is a stunt from some kind of shopping advertesement.

[@pelle6766]

netherlands*

[@jemdixon7269]

+Pelle Schrader holland*

[@pelle6766]

Jem Dixon​ no I'm from the NETHERLNDS too and Holland is just a part of it 

[@blakaj31]

+Ron de l Well, we did have these guys who got a confetti surprise after returning the things they shoplifted! www.vkmag.com/magazine/winkeldieven_verrast_met_confetti_als_ze_gestolen_petjes_toch_komen_afreken

[@Emiel3673]

+Pelle Schrader This time he's right, Amstelveen lies in Holland. But I know what you mean. So many people don't know the difference :/

[@Alf20783]

Love watching this old videos. Wish they would make more.

[@slavikcc]

+Neebs Gaming For more context on that video @2:09, the art in question is a World War I commemorative art, "Never Forgotten", by Nic Joly. After the video, he was confronted by staff at the Castle Fine Art Gallery in Birmingham, UK and had to give it back to the staff before fleeing away. The thief was arrested a month later.

[@jumpyjohnny296]

7:30 why was his pants soggy neebs?

[@nickwalker4936]

I've got another funny video you should see. this guy rides up to this with a motorbike to this woman, and steals her purse, but runs off and LEAVES the motorbike... So the woman just hops on and drives off on THE THIEFS MOTORBIKE, and he comes running back after her!!!

[@juancamacho766]

oh yeah I seen that video before it was karma in a nutshell and I was lmao

[@Phaota]

"rides up to this with a motorbike to this woman"? LOL Time to proofread.

[@tacticalcheeze5113]

This was a great video guys, entertaining vid as usual

[@patrickdriskell2666]

Loved this neebs do more of this excellent narration.

[@renzobrand9781]

we dutch are crazy People with good healtcare

[@ImCleos]

My god this video xD good job guys love it!

[@testtestt3495]

Easily one of my most fav vids from the crew!

[@sibarra417]

you guys should do another Dumbest Criminals video. this was awesome.

[@alexbriscoe2879]

Loved it thanks guys

[@willwallace1936]

Thanks for the laughs neebs and crew

[@ethannolan2491]

That was great XD great vid guys!

[@rolandet]

Oooih that video from the Dutch store. It actually happened. You missed the end though. Theres a sticker on the door that says: 'i case of shoplifiting we always call the cops'. They added 'almost' :) And yeah, there was a marching band. They knew the 10000th got to be that day. They had a few every day!!

[@raunch187]

great vid loved that manager ! brilliant

[@blakhorizon915]

Greatest intro ever Lmfao. The longer I watch these the more and more I begin to sympathize with neebs. I can only imagine the filth on your cutting room floor 😂😂

[@angelcampos2492]

Wow this is awesome i really enjoy these video talks about tech and world wide news lol hav at it guys

[@acdcrulez91]

I love these videos. there funny and not too long

[@zendol8041]

funny as hell thanks guys

[@cyfusvanzante5973]

love you guys keep it up

[@Synnerster]

Love this old type of content, kinda missed it.

[@Hogscraper]

such much awesome:) great video!

[@trenchcoatbandit]

can you do more dumb criminals? this is pure gold. also love the vids. keep on trucking bros

[@travisnachtrab1933]

Best part of that first clip is the door opens to cover the missing glass panel he just ran through hahaha

[@B4SSEM4N]

is it just me or could Neebs totally nail singing(screaming) this song..

[@exoticbutters4154]

0:37 yas my home country and home when I heard about this on the news I died laughing

[@StephidoSephirum]

great stuff guys!

[@trisrenaquino8794]

You guys need to do a long waited sequel

[@DiamondCreeperNL]

Haha the last one, that's where I live xD

[@AboodSpiN]

Nice video guys.