Bettel Pretended That His Mom Was His Sugar Mommy

[@8morningdew]

How is Bettel even real? His misadventures are hilarious

[@robertjohnpecayo8642]

Man, Cover really hit the gold recruiting this guy. He's actually a clown 🤡 hahahaha

[@purebaldness]

Even the lore is so 'Bettel', too. I just love the fact that the *vanguard* side of TEMPUS has a fucking jester of all things - Perfect frontline deterrent against those corruption beasts.

[@Dylim3]

umm actually 🤓 he's a jester, but yeah he's so funny

[@sinner506]

Polka must be proud

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@Dylim3 But.. but... Where's the lute? The dirk? The sickle?

[@max_uwu__]

Bettel doubling down with confidence at least HAHAHA

[@Broomer52]

I’ve done this sort of stuff before and it’s never fun. My problem is I’m a compulsive liar. When people say that they usually aren’t and are just people that like to lie a lot. I’m not that, I don’t lie out of convenience I lie as easily as I breath and it’s like a reflex. A lie will shoot out of my mouth before I realize what I said. I have no reason to lie so I can’t take it back because theirs no way I get out of that looking good. So I have to live the lie my subconscious just created and double down

[@WonderingXena]

Imagine if he gone back and they still remember him.. 💀

[@dammit3048]

Or worse. They're into holostars and watching him right now

[@foxy-kun7441]

Ooh, you better find another barber....

[@04hinorinnn]

​@@dammit3048what if the person that sc him with 19th of august actually that lady

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

He is a legit entertainer. He lives to entertain others even when he needs to throw away his dignity for it lmao. I can imagine that Yagoo found him after he went to that barber and heard about this crazy story. Then Yagoo said "I want this guy in my team"

[@kuzumadesu]

Ame: Yagoo-san, I found you a new one. Go abroad to this barbershop and disguise yourself as one of the hairdressers. I have tracked him down for weeks now, saying absurd stories. Yagoo: sou desu ne.

[@realQuestion]

Yagoo's spies are everywhere, keeping an eye out for the greatest -comedians- -idols- cutting-edge entertainers

[@CyAA-ri2us]

My head canon is that the EN team had an extra character that no one picked, saw Bettel passed out drunk on a parking lot, dressed him up in this clown outfit, and called it a day.

[@sakiamira]

Bettel accidentally went the Sweet Home Alabama route due to his social awkwardness

[@-Raylight]

*"It gets worse"* No Bettel, it gets better!! And it spread so fast in the hairdresser place lol He's not just a clown, he's the entire family of circus. Even his mom laughed at his story xD

[@doidoi392]

This world is a comedy show and Bettel is the main character, we just living in it

[@Zeresrail]

"It gets worse" should be the name of his autobiography

[@purplelion1000]

We've moved from skill issue to mommy issues ... August 19th isn't the day he passes, it's the day he goes back to that salon. The second hand embarrassment in this clip.

[@FeiFei_]

With this story, i'm convinced of a possibility that Bettel accidentally agreed to become a jester but he just going along with it. Surprisingly, he actually fit to the job with his natural talent and max luck, lol

[@sleipnir_8364]

bettel has a talent. for comedy gold.

[@ttiniy6804]

Cant believe im saying this but hes just like me fr fr

[@tomatoblast3465]

Bro fr fr

[@Wan_DerFull]

You also have a gf way older than you?

[@inanimatesum4945]

Gavis “Double Down” Bettel better go back and discuss his depression arc that his sugar mom found a new man, one that remembers holiday gifts and has thoughtful gifts. Might as well go for broke lmao.

[@redline841]

Baste goobler

[@sayhitothelittlegonk1310]

Every zatsu unravels how much of a clown he is...

[@kujomch.7465]

45 and 24? Wow young mom

[@Rageouz]

This is one of the greatest stories and Bettel makes it even funnier, love this guy

[@smugaharaaa3382]

Bruh, this happened to me once at the Barber's shop The barber mistook my sister as my GF

[@bubbles000]

Holotempest keeps growing on me, they’re so hilarious together.

[@hiiragihasmanywaifu]

how bettel lies and creating a fake world bcz of mishearing then got the sudden realization is too relatable lmao

[@DoctahWAAwee]

You can call him Doug Double-Down. Master of the Dimmsdale Double Down.

[@crisp8378]

At this point I'm convinced Bettel is AI generated, there's no way this guy is real

[@reezen0856]

This dude went schizo on the hair salon LMAO

[@rodoshi963]

I CANT BREATHE

[@shoutarho6081]

It's crazy how much I can relate to his not wanting to make them feel bad by saying you weren't listening. I'm also the kind of person who just goes "mhm" or "hmm" if I can't quite hear you. Well, fist I ask for a repeat but sometimes I can't understand the words even when I ask 3 or 4 times so it's easier to just agree to everything. And then situations like this one are created. 😭

[@cesar.leyvag]

Rest in Peace, Freud, you would have lived this clip

[@Vase00]

Gavis freudel

[@Stinger_X]

The same thing happened to me with my grandmother. So I never went back.

[@topnep1]

I once mentioned protein powder and the haircut lady understood pudding powder. As soon as she started about weird recipies, I realized and cleared up the misunderstanding. We both had a laugh. No big deal, but old me probably would've gone for the overthinking and social anxiety route too.

[@intelli-gent9863]

"This will make me sound like a complete psychopath but hear me out." Could've sworn I've heard this line before from another purple guy 🤔

[@conkle7955]

Cover recruitments really going to the comedian route, and they found Bettel

[@Keplerite]

Bettel's misadventures are way too funny. I love him, he's so entertaining. 🤧

[@Pootaatooo]

Im back because, you know

[@me-qh7bx]

I know.

[@sketchy_rae]

God how is he always funny

[@MysteryFaceX]

"How long have you been seeing her?" "24 years."

[@zephshoir]

Omg thank you Staz for the shoutout! Didn't thought a clipper would actually use the title i came up with!

[@Hoodie9129]

Chaos just fallows this man

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

I come back to those old clips and I love it, thank you♥

[@fosterbennington6405]

Pro tip: if you never get your hair cut you never have to talk to hairdressers

[@conspiracyspider]

2 additional pro tips 1: learn to cut your own hair 2: get someone (friend or family member) to cut it for you

[@popenieafantome9527]

If you do go get a haircut with the barber, you can also just close your eyes and pretend to sleep. Works like a charm.

[@Lexytopia]

This just gets sadder the longer you listen 💀

[@zanard33]

Tempus now has two cursed barbershop stories. I'm interested to hear the others, mainly from the straight man, Shinri.

[@lovelybohemia2512]

OMG MY BOY IS ACTUALLY A LOSER 😭😭😭

[@decazaque6001]

i'm so drained today, thank u funni jester for giving me a lil chuckle

[@rodpepo6372]

He's just naturally hilarious.

[@kuirbi1500]

I keep thinking where they got Bettel from, he is so hilarious lol

[@mokeymale8350]

In the span of a year, my barbershop replaced my barber 5 times. I’m amazed that not only is that barber still there but that they remember him and his story

[@lostbread8389]

That's why i usually don't go to talkative hairdresser because first of all im bad at talking second they gossip a lot and now this

[@phinh_phmh]

tks for the clip, your edit makes this much more funnier

[@kazuryouh3781]

Bruh 💀

[@fauxvier8519]

Barely 2 minutes in and LMAO

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

this is a classic clip at this point

[@realQuestion]

Note for translation: where the subtitles says "wrapped" it would be "warped" Good job, appreciate the clip

[@bryansouza16]

Bettel needs to get his own barber, one that he can trust and talk to. A man's relationship with his barber is an important one.

[@dammit3048]

I paused the video to take a minute to steel myself for the embarrassment

[@Kiriemy]

Yes, this is the guy who flirts with AI

[@N-Rod357]

My mom owns a hair salon and I can say that this is true

[@redline841]

I don't think he is the circus anymore

[@_Mushroom_boy_]

Hairdresser: So hows your brother Girlfriend ? Bettel 2: Girlfriend ?? Hairdresser: Yeah... The 40 year old woman hes seing, she like knitting or something *twins telepathic chaos ensue*

[@UnknownOps]

Imagine if Bettel 2 is on a date with his girlfriend, and the Hairdresser greets and asks him if his 40 year old milf girlfriend is okay.

[@XarantaurTheWitness]

Bettel keeps saying he isn't funny and then keeps telling these incredible stories 😂

[@cletusmandeletusman2328]

Fun Fact: Bettel actually exists irl

[@ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj]

😨

[@ruick78]

Omg this way to funny. I feel the meme you two wolves inside of you one is Bettle other is Polka, i need seem them collab one day for the hilarity thay would insue.

[@whee-ims]

"which is somehow so much worse" somehow?????

[@itsghello5825]

I mean, can he just say they broke up if he ever goes back and still remembers him?

[@maryisacrybaby]

I ask myself, if he is a real person sometimes

[@dumbbanana4334]

Bettel...

[@konohamaru77]

Bettel mom: hi bettel. I just coming back from walmart and i see you there, so i figure maybe we can home together The barber: oh my god...your girlfriend is beautiful. Mam. You really have a very nice boyfriend here. Like he talking that you give him 2500 dollars for living. That so nice of you. Bettel mom: oh really....is he? Well......i also have a very SPECIAL gift for him at home..i mean its his birthday ..RIGHT?! betel:*sweating hard*

[@haruhi_dayo]

Is it just me or is Alexis on the background of the thumbnail

[@kirito2278]

TF bro🤣

[@nawu2024]

sauce for the thumbnail? :politegun: No.. not the Bettel one.. The Girl Bettel one.. :politegun:

[@BloodProjekt]

Aww hell nah bro is living in Alabama 💀💀💀💀

[@braiinrxtt]

Bettel 2? Does he have a twin?

[@xkilljoyjoker2194]

yea he does

[@braiinrxtt]

@@xkilljoyjoker2194 Oooh, cool!

[@ceresbane]

I mean the triple down is the only choice as a content creator. make the lie even bigger. Say you got married and divorced because she was barren. just sound like the biggest sack of crap.

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

bettel probably has a harem of cougars gathered in that hairdressers and doesn't even know it

[@alistair4127]

A collab with bettel and mysta will be hilarious