Bettel's Unhinged Food Rant

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[@JosuijiShinri]

gonna make Bettel a nice bacon wrapped chicken strip taco with peanut butter one of these days. guy really deserves the best!

[@みしまゆか]

SHINRI???????

[@Kay_Sea251]

That's one way to get someone to like something...

[@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers]

Please keep a good eye on him

[@CanalDoPotatoras]

I mean... sounds like a plan

[@zephyr4835]

Your jester is broken Shinri T-T it doesn't eat 70% of the consumable here on Earth

[@kurosan0079]

Unhinged rant ✅️ Zero progress ✅️ Idle avatar ✅️ Unparalleled amount of WTFs/second ✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️

[@아핚핚핚-v5w]

Plus Just a PNG

[@Docely]

the fact that he's ranting while making negative progress in the game really adds another layer to it all 😭

[@petraleong]

with the dramatic bgm it's so good

[@kurosan0079]

And that his avatar is not even moving

[@koaaala]

You guys stahp🤣🤣

[@BryantR372]

Unhinged is the best way to describe this man.

[@Kay_Sea251]

It's as if he never came wih hinges...

[@HellecticMojo]

More like malnutritioned.

[@Platapart]

Even if management isn’t the happiest with rants, I’m always entertained by them. Just pure emotion.

[@SethisVoid]

Sometimes management gotta learn to let the talents cook

[@kurosan0079]

@@SethisVoid Exactly. Unhinged rants are some of the funniest content

[@RykenInverse]

EN management needs to learn what the main branch seems to finally be starting to understand, which is to let your talents do their jobs and stay the fuck away until they need you.

[@thoseriseofkingdomsadswith972]

@@RykenInverse sounds good and all until something horrible is said and you realize 'oh, that's why they need pr and managers'

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

Management for hololive are such wet noodles I swear to god...

[@BrightBlueInk]

I love how the introduction lore video is all "ah yes, the Jester, a very cultured man" and the actual dude is all "LET ME EAT MY CHICKEN TENDIES IN PEACE."

[@Absolute__Zero]

After hearing his rant about all the food he doesn’t like, I’m convinced that this man photosynthesize just to survive lmao

[@sayhitothelittlegonk1310]

An improv group consisting of Bettel Vesper and Magni would absolutely eradicate my sides.

[@Kay_Sea251]

Vesper may have a thing to say about Bettel's opinions on tea...

[@saz100]

If this was my first day watching vtubers and you told me Bettel was Jerma I would believe you.

[@abi-lavi]

For real, the way he picks up and reads messages from chat is the same.

[@jerryqueer]

FR

[@karlsangalang1623]

I feel like Bettle can say the most unhinged sht and get away with it

[@arrivemedi4964]

Honestly I get it. Some people are very texture oriented, or they grew up eating the same things so then new stuff is scary to them. I’m more impressed how tf he’s alive, it’s like Roberu eating 500 calories a day LMAO

[@CauchyIntegralFormula]

I'm pretty sure Bettel's entire conception of taco and burrito is "the thing Taco Bell serves"

[@purplelilacrain]

Lmao that's what I was thinking cuz that's not the tacos that I know of lol

[@dawnseeker176]

when i think of tacos it think meat cheese lettuce sour cream in a hard crunchy tortilla shell. soooo a taco is hard while a burrito is soft and you can fit more in it it has beans rather than meat as its main filling

[@kimjongun9311]

@@dawnseeker176 Tacos are traditionally soft. Meat, onion, cilantro, lime, a bit of salsa. Delish.

[@Fastollis]

As a super picky eater I felt this rant in my soul. I’ve been slowly branching out over the years but all it takes is one bad experience for your brain to make you retreat to the safety of foods you know.

[@friendlylocalcatboy3197]

I think safety is the perfect word to describe it, as someone else who is like this

[@WaffleStein]

I wouldn't razz him for it if everything he eats wasn't absolutely drowning in sugar

[@Kay_Sea251]

As an adventurous eater this hurt my mind, heart, soul, and stomach...

[@ericx6969]

that called copium and weakness

[@skellyaceart]

I can imagine him being SO betrayed if he eats something with sun butter thinking it's peanut butter.

[@NecromancyForKids]

"It makes my stomach feel horrible... why are you telling me not to drink it?!"

[@flossimoth]

sounds like the mountain of sugar and/or dairy in his coffee is not agreeing with his stomach XDD

[@lazymaou-sama5838]

I mean he's more chaotic than the rat which is the embodiment of chaos

[@SleepyVesties]

You can say, he's the lord of chaos xD

[@Vase00]

@@SleepyVesties villainous...

[@dawnseeker176]

most of holopro is more chaotic than the rat. haachama is the pinnicle of chaos. you can't surpass her when it comes to chaos.

[@HikarinChannel]

Vesper be like, send his fav meme: "Hol up... let him cook"

[@ZeroRelevance]

Based on these food opinions clearly we should not let this man cook

[@evankurasu3190]

Until he hears Bettle equate the taste of tea to lake water

[@Redahoge10]

Never in my life have I thought of describing a person as "Holy fk what is wrong with this guy! and He's perfect!" Edit: Can confirm after watching that both my heart rate and blood pressure have spiked, all while I'm feeling both stressed and amused at the same time.

[@arcanach]

I love how you like him but yet your bp and hr are increasing 😂

[@kaje_zu]

Oh god he reminds me of my brother who LITERALLY wont try anything new. I had to do a bluff and be like "Oh sushi. Oh yeh it tastes like hotdog(food he actually likes) just wrapped in rice. The wrapper doesnt taste anything" And now I can't believe Bettel, ranting and sharing his questionable food tastes, made me realize I just need to let my brother be and it shouldnt really be my business LMFAOO Thanks Bettel💀

[@Yasviele]

My nephew literally says "I don't like that... I never had it" with new food and outright thinks it's something nasty by default, my brother had to use reverse psychology to convince him to TRY hamburgers and he loves them now (of course)... but here's the thing, my nephew is 5yo lo/ Bettel is just... A Very Special specimen

[@vxxiii4160]

Hakka better take this man to eat some REAL tacos and sushi.

[@scyred4568]

Dude has a palate of a 7 year old LMAOOOOO

[@masser4555]

??? nope , try a 3 year old

[@xx0124xx]

Holi cow HE KEPT GOING. Omg lmao

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

the live is even better its 60 mins of hot takes and whining lol

[@strickerx5]

Bro... and this is just his first week. Judging by every other talent, he's only going to get more unhinged going forward lol Also, he's a literal child with the no sauce on tenders and coffee takes lmao

[@dalgona4819]

Never thought I'd find a person who's more picky eater than me until I saw Bettel 🤣

[@EnuelZ]

My boy Bettel thought that a tacobell "taco" is a real taco.

[@greedlings]

Starting the vid: Oh this isn’t the worst he just sounds like a really picky eater. 🤡: I only recently have been trying sauces. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! ALL SAUCE?!THERE IS NO FIXING HIM OH NO

[@rosierose8643]

im a super picky eater and it is SO comforting to hear that im not the only one who went through (and still goes through) people shoving unfamiliar foods in my face and telling me its good when my gag reflex is already acting up...

[@tangerinemarmalade3326]

he actually sounds like he's going through his joker arc all the time

[@nastyeggplant]

Its like listening to trash taste all over again

[@Jak_03]

If u put all the worse takes possible in one person...yes

[@floatingpasta8099]

We need judge Magni and Tempus to cross examine Bettel's food takes

[@anathema064]

man's getting more broken by the day it hasn't even a week yet, right?

[@Railgun_Enjoyer]

I'd imagine Bettel would subsist on just Spaghetti-Os and a pint of chocolate ice cream.

[@museless_art]

For half of his rant I'm like how is this man still alive and other half is like I get it just like me fr fr

[@ElioLappi]

he honestly spitting facts and he SHOULD say it

[@qdarkness1042]

Dude, same for not being able to eat an entire piece of sushi in one bite. If i try to stuff it in, i have no room left to chew it and i feel like i’m going to choke XD then if you bit it, the roll falls apart and people give you the hairy eyeball…

[@Tenkurel]

God. I want to see Bettel and Magni collab together, rant about stuff for 2+ hours, and get zero progress in their game of choice done. It would be amazing!

[@castlegarden2999]

I wonder if he's one of those people with the "cilantro smells like soap" gene 🤔

[@jancarmona1155]

0:46 I mean, a Burrito is closer to a real taco than the “American Taco”. 2:52 that’s not coffee, that’s diabetes calling to his door 😂

[@J3Puffin]

Starbucks - no shit, it’s a Starbucks frappe. I honestly do just about the same thing

[@madness1206]

I CANT FIX HIM

[@TheRealJokeFace]

I got a cavity just from listening to that coffee order

[@simplylaurajane]

someone called this man the "jerma of v-tubers" and after watching tons of clips and this rant I happen to agree with that statement.

[@plasticold2167]

Sushi triggering a gag reflex sounds like just bad sushi. First few times I ate sushi I despised it because I nearly threw up eating it. Horrid texture all around, felt like I was eating gross slimy crap with tasteless rice. And one of those times it was fruit sushi too which is fucking nasty in general. The moment I got served actually decent sushi I fell in love.

[@madisonbray95]

I like his takes on food, keep on guy.

[@corbeaudejugement]

so today i found out bettel and i share food preferences for a LOT of things. he's like my spirit animal, seriously. i think he might just be neurodivergent. it seems like he mostly has problems with texture.

[@ThePatxiao]

not letting lettuce is interesting since it has a very light taste. Not liking tomatoes is very new though. I very relate to the people forcing food on me. Like if I dislike food, people forcing food on me won't fix it. I have literally decided to starve than eat food I don't like.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

For lettuce it's less about taste and more about texture. You slap some cold iceberg lettuce on something, it *better* go with it or it's just plain distracting by the big crunch of nothing that it is. Or get some better lettuce.

[@Weremole]

I love tomatoes, but once in a blue moon you get uncooked ones that are so acidic the inside of your mouth itch.

[@unfortunateapple3077]

I hate tomatoes for a long time. I just find the texture is weird. Growing up I now can handle tomatoes if mixed with something else but I prefer not to. I used to hate ketchup too, but now tomato sauce or ketchup is ok, I quite like it. Nothing wrong with people liking tomatoes tho. I'm also a picky eater, but I think Bettel is picker than me.

[@ZeroRelevance]

@@WeremoleYou cook your tomatoes??

[@Weremole]

@@ZeroRelevance crushed tomatoes are niiice in stews and pasta sauces.

[@ronik809]

this would be perfect for that MGS2 Codac call where Riden is just confused

[@RaxerG]

He might be talking about onigiri not sushi if it is softball sized. Dude probably tried to eat an onigiri in one bite no wonder he is traumatized lol

[@HanaMochizuki]

I now love this man even more, we share some good opinions

[@kilo1901]

We’re allowed to have preferences especially when it come to thing we put in our mouths. I really hate it when people try shove crap I don’t want into my mouth.

[@drac0r3x91]

I want Bettel and the Maglord to have a rant off

[@sire_soda]

the way this man thinks will always surprise me

[@아핚핚핚-v5w]

Well, he is true enemy of ERB and Raora and Cecilia

[@69hahafunny]

There's so much things to put on tacos and THAT IS HIS REASON?

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

'eating TV static' is such an apt description of sparkling water, then the rest of his takes were just 'how does he live?!?'

[@alexandrecampos1391]

When he started talking about microwaving noodles I lost my shit. This has to be some Jerma type bit.

[@ChronosLawliet123]

Tomatoes, sour cream and lettuce in a taco? He surely is falling about taco bell tacos right? Give this man an actual taco

[@Flugmorph]

damn ive never cringed this hart at someones food takes, its only fitting that he makes absolutely no progress during this 10+ minute rant lmao! he truly is the whole circus.

[@Mynty_Myni]

Ok have the same problem as Bettel, I have a small mouth and a strong gag reflex.

[@astranix0198]

Bettel, we need to cook.

[@teddydayoooo]

Mmnn yeah, he won't get past the 3rd day in an island with Vesper lmao

[@thenineironman1260]

A wise shork once said: "You have the palette of a six-year-old..."

[@castorvolkCH]

... So basically bettel has never seen a street taco before.

[@omgitzslaphappy]

This guy truly is the Joker...

[@Luna_Sloth]

Okay, I agree with the deli meat portion of this, but everything else is very eye opening

[@r3b0x91]

I’ve seen stray dogs with a more refined taste palette then he has

[@KevinDIntrovert]

Unhinged? Yes. Based? Yes. _(I don't agree with some of his takes but the man's right. He's a grown-up & he can eat what he wants to eat)_

[@neeekoe]

I read it as Foot rant-

[@friendlykumo6050]

We need this man on trash taste

[@Zeryther]

do NOT let him cook

[@N-Rod357]

I honestly relate to Bettel

[@neptuuna9107]

We let him cook😭

[@HellecticMojo]

While his reasoning for disliking tacos is absolute loco, burritos are indeed just better tacos.

[@defeatableairman]

tf kinda sushi this mans is getting if it's too big to fit in one bite lol?

[@azell2913]

DON"T LIKE SPAGHETTI?!?! oh heeellll no

[@ForsenArchive]

Nah this man can't be fixed

[@Hamlettte]

How small is his mouth??? Sushi isn't even that big, it's made to be eaten in one bite!!

[@Angel-ek4kl]

IDK what is it about this man but i can't help but love him a lot, like some of the things he says pisses me off but it makes me laugh

[@johnnysalery7383]

If I had to agree on one thing with Bettel, it’s that Burritos are indeed better than Tacos 😎😎

[@Super-Senior-Impermanence]

gummies are just a thing, it tries to be more than it is and even can, tries too hard to be good but it cant

[@psyche_ch]

Gosh he's a picky eater 😂, even worse than I am. I thought my "I can't handle a drop of coffee" is bad enough. But yea... man can choose his food, we're adult now.😌

[@captainblackhook9888]

I wanna see him talk with CdawgVA

[@Hamun002]

I am not sure this man is of legal age to be working in the United States of America

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

Honestly I agree on the taco thing, I much prefer burritos. He lost me at gummies and sushi. Oh man sparkling water... fuck that shit omg yeah edible TV static is rather accurate... this comes from someone that got too curious as a kid and licked a crt TV screen

[@WindStreak_]

I agree with or understand over half of his takes honestly

[@dawnseeker176]

i can understand all of his takes even if i don't agree with some of them. i don't consider myself a picky eater as i try alot of stuff. i have my dislikes and i get ticked off when people try to force me to try something i don't want to try or continue trying to coerce me into trying something i already expressed no interest in trying. like i said no, what else can i say to get you to understand this is not happening no matter what you say. in fact the more you try the more likely i am to not try it period simply to spite you for being overbearing. if i am going to try it it will be because *i* want to. basically give me a pitch and if i say no you drop it and i MIGHT try it latter down the line. keep badgering me and you lose any chance of me trying it at all.

[@caterpee]

Hes pickier than i am god damn

[@아핚핚핚-v5w]

Burrito is big but why you hate sushi??????

[@twofeetstep]

Ngl... I kinda agree with some of his food comments

[@jpachu16]

He needs smaller, less fancy sushi lol

[@CaptainObliviousV]

I respect his stance on people trying to make him try stuff, but other than that, I don’t think he can be helped lol. I can’t really say much about the sauces though, since the only time I use condiments on anything that’s not a type of sandwich/burger are bbq sauce on wings and horseradish on crab cakes & raw oysters.

[@seth12786]

As a mexican, im offended st his description of Taco.

[@Bunny_Hare_Rabbit]

He needs some help.

[@Kiriemy]

Let Haachama cook for him

[@lettuce6321]

I’m literally this guy man he’s so me

[@KCknifecentipede]

picky eater king

[@Is_mail22]

ok but vegetables though its good

[@parfate1383]

Based. (Except the sushi take) But yeah burrito is superior and tea is watered down juice.

[@benjirivoh]

how is this guy alive 💀

[@ericx6969]

he dont like tomato and lettuce huh

[@placeholdertag]

Based bettel societyposting

[@Axelgleek]

I feel so seen 😂