Betty Leland- Steak and Potatoes (1944)

Steak and Potatoes Betty Leland with Karl Pender and His Orchestra
Steak & Potatoes- Fox Trot
℗ 1944 Virens Records
Vocalist: Betty Leland
Recorded 7-06-44
Song about shaving down there...back then.
Odd song as sung from a man's point of view by a woman. The original 1936 version was sung by Edgar Knoblauch (1901-1954). Interestingly the 1944 version has no changed lyrics from the 1936 original.
Lyrics:
One night I looked to my britches.
I held them up together with stitches.
When I looked down, two meaty mounds
It seemed to be covered in a thick curly mane
This was not attractive to the broads and dames
Now I wish not to be too crass, but there was a narrow fellow in the grass.
That night before heading home, I bought myself some shaving foam
I took that razor through that mounded crew. Not even Roosevelt could fight his way through.
Isn't this a fine howdy do?
I packed that foam on so tight, it looked like snow on Christmas night.
I shaved that matted pile,
what I saw later, made me smile,
two fleshy meat mounds were free,
and my knob was now able to breathe.
After cleaning up on the bathroom floor with the octagonal tile, I sat and stared at my undershort buddies for a while.
How neat and clean they now were
the sight of it would make the dames purr
Now I would be fit for marriage, as I had primped my undercarriage. It is so neat and clean can't you see? My steak, potatoes and me.

[@spindalis79]

Recorded 80 years ago today! Betty Leland RIP (1918-1994).

[@potatokartof2563]

To have been able to sing a song such as this one for a record, she must have been a good sport, LOL!

[@MrSuperbatone]

Very nice A. I.

[@spindalis79]

Thanks! Much appreciated.

[@ukestudio3002]

Clever song. Someone commented, it was originally sung by a guy ..

[@spindalis79]

Edgar Knoblauch in 1936.

[@rickp8098]

There is almost absolutely no info on her on Google

[@spindalis79]

That does not surprise me.

[@rickp8098]

Ok, this is A I stuff

[@spindalis79]

​@@rickp8098Affirmative.

[@DingoDundee]

How do you make these? They're absolutely amazing.

[@spindalis79]

A program called Suno. However, the lyrics are spawned from my own overt creativity

[@jazzfan6]

No "taco" metaphors back then!

[@spindalis79]

Keep in mind this is the second version of this song. The original from 1936 was sung by a gentleman (Edgar Knoblauch).

[@ukestudio3002]

@@spindalis79ahh..hence the .."my steak, potatoes and me." ..ham and eggs .? Beans and frank.? Eggs and sausage.?

[@spindalis79]

​@@ukestudio3002 You got it! Euphemisms galore!