Rumor has it, Jeff and Betty White were both dining at Shitters one night and Jeff challenged Betty to a fight outside, and she beat the shit out of him. That's the part he doesn't want to talk about
@DharmareneeАй бұрын
I was there saw it all he went full poopy pants. RIP BW
@richardthompson6079Ай бұрын
Betty White didn't want me to click this video.
@Bluechief6Ай бұрын
I was thinking, "wow this is not going to age well if Betty White dies soon." Then I forgot she died years ago.
@djdickeyАй бұрын
You think Betty White died?!!! She's just gone into hiding. I have information on a piece of paper in my pocket that ties Betty White to the real fountain of youth. She used to go by Lucille Mullhall before she called herself Betty White, and Dora Jordan before that.
@awesomeking6Ай бұрын
I liked the guild. I was following that as it came out. Your parts were always my favorite. I also followed this channel from the beginning. You are without a doubt, one of my most favorite comedians. p s I was obsessed with clown pizza for years and made many references to it
@FinresTheBardАй бұрын
I heard Betty White ate the other Golden Girls but no one talks about it because everyone from the 80's loves Betty White.
@ShawnHumphreyАй бұрын
Thank you for warning us about the great St. Olaf Conspiracy we've all known about but been afraid to give voice to. Thank you for being a friend.
@IfYouHadRobotEarsАй бұрын
Thank you so much, Jeff. Uncovering the BW conspiracy has been my life's work, and to see you joining the cause, brings tears to my eyes 😭😭😭
@JosephDicksonАй бұрын
Betty White would have loved this unhinged rant, probably.
@DungeonmancerАй бұрын
She would have really leaned into it.
@GodofMasksАй бұрын
I didnt break until the hesitant "I..I should."
@paulgee4336Ай бұрын
Jeff, I served Betty White. I knew Betty White. Betty White was a friend of mine. Jeff, you're no Betty White. AND YOU'RE NO DAN QUAYLE, EITHER!
@Biggle10Ай бұрын
You know…if Jeff actually went crazy I don’t think anyone would notice. These ramblings are spot on. Maybe Betty white has Jeff locked in an insane asylum and he’s trying to plead for help.
@HartSickleАй бұрын
R.I.P. Betty White
@karatefyllaАй бұрын
I'm glad someone is brave enough to say it, Betty white has been a menace to society for centuries.
@matguy1000Ай бұрын
You dont wanna mix up that pot. betty white ghostbots everywhere just wigglin' and being charming every damn place! It's badly next level.
@TheTrogdorrunnerАй бұрын
It's gonna come out. Maybe now, maybe never, but it's gonna come out.
@ryospeedwagon1456Ай бұрын
Jeff Lewis is my Comedy Hero.
@MidLifeChangerАй бұрын
Betty White got my son pregnant.
@ZurpanikАй бұрын
I love you Jeff! The World has needed you!
@thesonofdormammu5475Ай бұрын
Betty White turned me into a newt. I got better.
@PontusWelinАй бұрын
Makes sense. It’s an indisputable fact that Betty White doesn’t care about me. Therefore I should care about me. Which means Jeff cares about me. And Jeff wouldn’t lie to someone he cares about! So, it stands to reason, that all this must be true! Jeff even has that paper in his pocket to prove it!
@wendellenthorn2205Ай бұрын
Don't forget those snickers!
@molin1Ай бұрын
#Finally someone with the #Courage to #StandUpToBettyWhite
@ConfuzledishАй бұрын
My favorite part is when he says Betty White
@srwapoАй бұрын
Betty White is making me give this a thumbs down for talking bad about Betty White.
@matguy1000Ай бұрын
my dood. this is the absolute best thing I've ever seen ....Today and ...*probably* tomorrow. We just don't know yet. I know it's not the best thing I saw yesterday, but that's just because it didn't exist yet. I mean it did. In some form, but not for me. That brings us to the end of my comment. Thank you, good night, and good job. o .0
@MrGibsonianАй бұрын
I stubbed my two last week and I thought I was just being clumsy but maybe it was actually Betty White.
@artdace3348Ай бұрын
This is bravery.
@JaTjr32Ай бұрын
Betty White 2024
@radioboys8986Ай бұрын
Betty is pure as the driven snow compared to Dolly Parton
@WraithRaiderАй бұрын
I'm convinced
@sccurАй бұрын
This would have been funnier when she was still alive.