Between Two Turns - With Bartholomew Osiris Bladesong

Bartholomew Osiris Bladesong - also known as BOB - sits in the chair with Sir Vey to go over his thoughts on adventuring
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[@RobertHartleyGM]

I *may* have sprung 'name your 12 siblings in order' on Ben without warning on the day... coz I'm evil.

[@graywolfdracon]

It's a DM's job to be evil toward their players in real life occasionally. Pays them back for the shenanigans at the table.

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

He did good! So good I think he may have named one too many 😂

[@pokfen1812]

I remember when on stream we have all been coming up with 3 letter words ending with B. One of the funnier ones I remember were: MIB - planar warrior of the family that hunts down abberations QB - Kingpin looking fellow.

[@RobertHartleyGM]

@@VivaLaDnDLogs He didn't do well, he just started making sounds that end in b.

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

@@RobertHartleyGM 🤣

[@ninjachihuahua4843]

Sir Vey: "I am good friends with the god of Luck" Bob: "You wot m8?"

[@theq86]

I'm sure he's love to have *words* with them.

[@austinstone478]

I honestly expected B.O.B. to jump across the table and attack Vey....

[@e1123581321345589144]

@@austinstone478 "I am good friends with the god of Luck" Bob rolls initiative

[@DarkExcalibur42]

I died when i heard that lol

[@trial3769]

@@e1123581321345589144 gets a 1

[@BandanaGames]

I love the crew dynamic of "We all openly hate each other but would go to hell and back for each other" It's psychotically endearing in an un/wholesome way.

[@Bri-tt1pj]

Can you do one with Cancun where Sir Vey keeps forgetting that he's talking to anyone and starts to teleport other guests in before realising

[@bagginssupercat]

Yes!!

[@Joi_to_da_World]

Absolutely banger of an idea

[@TheMarquis_31]

Yes, DO THAT ! XD

[@bear4772]

OMG yes please!!

[@NotTheAbhi]

Kenku*

[@tommy2dogs]

I hope we see the winner of the “prize draw” actually play into the main game

[@carpevinum8645]

That would be awesome

[@mondrup92]

And that person who wins will have no idea why they get it, because they will not remember this interview 😅

[@stewartglencrose9023]

Surprise twist, Domino Grinn is the winner

[@AnoAssassin]

@@mondrup92 Unless it's Baradun

[@mondrup92]

@@AnoAssassin True :D

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

Chardonn-freude is a brilliant wine pun.

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

Thanks, I was pretty proud of myself, if I'm honest.

[@FriedeSeiMitDir]

The only internationally known German wine export.

[@rogawa9576]

English nor German is my first language, so, sadly, I don't really get it. Could you please explain for the folks like me?

[@DasUberLobster]

@@rogawa9576 Schadenfreude is "pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune."

[@zero.Identity]

@@rogawa9576 basically the pleasure of other peoples misery. ever laughed about someone that fell on an iron bar with their nuts? thats Schadenfreude

[@parzivalalchema5870]

Sir Vey: he's a demon Bob: my son, yeah

[@toastybastard9559]

"I'm quite good friends with the god of luck" "You fuckin wot"

[@johnnym3071]

1 minute in and Bob isn't unconscious so I'd say this encounter is going well for him

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

2:58 that reaction 🤣 "Endearing, in a very psychotic way." Yep, hit the nail on the head.

[@Trollpower]

i can't wait for when Sir Vey will interview Rob

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Watch this space!

[@Trollpower]

@@RobertHartleyGM Will do!

[@XinaTheGM]

These are fantastic! Can you do interviews with defeated NPCs as they cross into the great beyond?

[@darthvaterious1712]

Hell yes. Old man Frank

[@keepironman14]

"Welcome to purgatory with sir-vey"

[@bear4772]

OMG Yes! Can set up a counselling service for depressed, defeated npc's lol

[@XinaTheGM]

It would be a great way for the GM to give more insight into the story and talk about combat tactics.

[@carpevinum8645]

This would be awesome

[@johnaskew4718]

Glass of schadenfreude 🤣 possibly the best piece of wordplay ever!

[@malcolmrowe9003]

@@handsomekim4895 original or not, I liked it.

[@TheHanshans29]

@@handsomekim4895 to correlate a "Glas of Chardonnay" (which you'd enjoy during a cozy evening with a friend) and "Schadenfreude" (which sounds similar) is actually pretty original imo. How would you want him to make it more original?

[@handsomekim4895]

@@TheHanshans29 oh okay didn't catch it up, my mistake then

[@handsomekim4895]

@@TheHanshans29 thought it stands there alone

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

I was pretty proud of myself, not gunna lie.

[@deancosens5710]

I remain convinced Bob is a player who's become fully immersed.

[@Corbeaux08]

He certainly had no trouble immersing himself in the viscera and blood of his enemies.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

I think he was a companion, a NPC that goes along into adventures, so he is in the line between PC and NPC. So he ultimately became a PC on this timeline.

[@agiar2000]

1:42 "Obsessed with getting back to Honeywood, for some reason." (flashback) "Sorry 'bout yer loss, can we go home? Sorry 'bout yer loss, can we go home?"

[@georgeholly5489]

Remember how did you said in first episode: 'They're all dices, they're all the same.''? Your luck is just poetic justice for such godless words.

[@shivam7156]

BOB Was & will be always my favourite 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chstoney]

"Unwind with a glass of schadenfreude." got me. I laffed hard.

[@KynrieFairy]

This show was a great idea. I'm in tears! "They are tangible chaos" "He sure is a handful, isn't he?"

[@lambentlamprey]

Just me wondering if toddlers are demons then XD

[@KynrieFairy]

@@lambentlamprey I think almost certainly. Closest thing to demons I've ever come across

[@jocosesonata]

If Sir Vey is going to interview Rob at some point, I will note that the DM is pretty much the God of the world, so I expect Sir Vey to treat him with utmost respect. Like, Rob teleports himself, no need for Sir Vey. And the seat is much comfier, and with a good drink served. Actually, scratch that! Please, Rob, have Sir Vey interview... *_Kettlesteam!_*

[@kepp_b]

You mean Kenku?

[@jocosesonata]

@@kepp_b Ah, I see you're also trying to get advantage on your next roll.

[@glenadams5694]

Who? Arc not you again.

[@keepironman14]

*portal woosh* "Ohmy, where am i?" "Hello there I'm sir-vey" 'Sir-vey?, I've never, heard, of you, before"

[@bear4772]

He is the DM after all and can set the scene however he wants, Sir Vey could even be wearing a jesters outfit if the mighty DM saw fit to dress him in one lol

[@Pronchonche]

I've waited that for so long, was afraid it would never happen. So right about Greg being a psycho with a facade ! And strange that Sir Vey finds it strange to consider a demon as a son, i mean he already saw Bodger, no ?

[@rajabuta]

It's always the quiet ones

[@Nemo.404]

Hahaha same. Bob is my favourite character here, and Ben is awesome. Also, I loved that he acknowledged how a psychopath Greg is 🤣

[@druid_zephyrus]

Pulls out a steak knife "ENOUGH! What I have to say is important, adventurer. And you will listen to every word. Nod if you understand." Nods "Good. Now, my sheep have run amuck and I need a _brave_ adventurer like yourself to help me find them.. Nod if you understand" Nods ...

[@mikeesplace]

@@druid_zephyrus Yeah, it's entirely in character for Greg to have a psychopathic side. It is canon.

[@legionarybooks13]

@@mikeesplace let's not forget he's also the town executioner and a little too enthusiastic about that job!

[@JoDON111]

Call me crazy, and no idea why, B.O.B seems to be much more of a reliable person/friend than the others to be or have than the others Sure, his skills might not be helpful at times, you do feel his pain on that

[@Nemo.404]

I totally agree on this take. He may seem like the craziest, but in fact he is the one that try to think things through and see for the benefit of the party. I love how much Ben engages on the game

[@nemofish3504]

I agree haha xDD if I had to choose a friend, it’d be him

[@MirZee]

Exactly! Despite everything, when push comes to shove, he's the one questioning murdering innocents and wanting to think things through. And out of the rest, he's the only one who seems to consider others as friends, instead of nuiscances. Which they arguably are, at times, all of them 😂

[@lynk_1240]

I think this would be absolutely amazing with Byron's character. The way he talks, and with his backstory, it could be the most epic interview ever. Especially when the interview gets turned around and he asks Sir Vey why he isn't coming to poker nights anymore, and how is he going to pay his tab after the mess he made last time with the god of luck.

[@Nashleyism]

Yes! Great idea :D

[@AfonNoria]

I have been looking forward to this interview in particular and I was not disappointed! *raises a glass of schadenfreude*

[@velvetkay]

These were 8 Minutes of pure riot including Rob's best breakdowns, Bob's incredible daftness and the most gorgeous French-German-wine pun ever xD

[@nanivel4054]

Bob's winged cloak looks gorgeous, especially when he sits like that, leaning on his back, it looks like he's showing off with it :D

[@theviking1359]

Bob definitely deserves to be the one who wins the prize draw. He’s been the most honest

[@ferisera]

Also, a merch suggestion would be obviously: "This is the worst birthday ever", and "Roll outside of a dice tray, and you get what's coming to you."

[@Valeryu_Minka]

OMG! Never clicked anything so fast before in my life! Opened youtube to get a music rec for a friend and then just... left them hanging while I stopped absolutely everything to watch this.

[@Joi_to_da_World]

I don't know why Sir Vey doesn't ask the God of Naming to name his show for him. Lol

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

I have forgot her name and it's too late to ask now; I've known her for too many millenia and it'd just be awkward.

[@lambentlamprey]

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD It's the worst feeling, because THEY remeember yours, and it just gets more and more awkward.

[@mholmes9673]

It's just a nominal question.

[@Joi_to_da_World]

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD This sounds like we're describing... crap what was her name? Cancun! yeah, that sounds right.

[@ShinryuZensen]

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD Wasn't her name "Label" ?

[@lynk_1240]

If BOB wins the drawing, I am pretty sure he wants a d20 that has two 20s and no 1s. Then he would be the most OP character in the universe.

[@kaitlin1120]

He would still somehow roll a Nat1

[@swaglevi4315]

@@kaitlin1120 he rolls a two

[@dataandswad]

I started watching this D&D series a little while ago thinking " ~30min is the perfect length, there's so much content to watch.".... watched everything in like 4 days and all I want now is for the episodes to be like an hour long and for there to be released daily! The weekly wait is torture! Love every minute of it. 10/10 (Bob is my favorite ;p )

[@matluoma9195]

yeah -its Epic story... if you get a chance, watch the Behind the Screens on the RobertHartleyGM twitch channel - where you learn a bit more about other paths the story could have gone (heck you can even ask questions via Twitch Chat - although sometimes the answers are". Of course this is why they see *REDACTED* REDACTED* - because *REDACTED*". - but only because you haven't see *REDACTED* yet.. behind the *REDACTED REDACTED*)

[@dataandswad]

@@matluoma9195 you have just made my week. *drooling*

[@matluoma9195]

​@@dataandswad glad to hear it. IF you have Amazon Prime - you get 1 'free' subscribe per month you can use on Twitch -- note you don't HAVE TO SUB, but I tend to use the 1 free every month to help keep our favorite 'troll' employed playing D&D.. (did I say troll - I meant GM). So if that isn't enough... Bonus [0] the RobertHartleyGM discord is also a great place to share conspiracy theories about 'what is happening'...in Azerim (you have to chat a bit in town square - and then more Discussion Areas open up - first in read, then in post -- you will want to read the Adventures-In-Azerim one.) Bonus [1] - with the successful VLDL studio kickstarter - they are going to have a dedicated studio space / and a 2nd Set of players in the same EpicNPC world. Different VLDL players - same great world. Bonus [2]. Did you ever want to play D&D with Rob as your GM - check out his "Twitch Tales" - not the style of VLDL, a bit less comedy/chaos - more gritty (at times)and definitely more consequences - Usually a weekly session on twitch stream - where each person in the Twitch Chat is 1 synapse of our 'shared characters brain' - and essentially you can play (and vote on decisions) of a Character in Robs World see past character arcs (and summaries) at kzbin.info/aero/PLGinmF_VxbxktmahazY4p5v_iNNEi6N97 Enjoy... but don't try to watch everything all at once - there are 47 episodes of TT to catch up on (3 - 5 hours each)

[@dataandswad]

@@matluoma9195 lol...streaming services. ;) Thanks for the extra info will definitely check out some of those, should be done with those 47 episodes by the weekend. XD Sad truth of my life is that despite being a gamer & self proclaimed nerd, I have NEVER had the fortune of playing a D&D game. These episodes were my first real experience into the actual gameplay & mechanics.

[@SnapDragon318]

Bob actually used to be my favorite and Rob my least because I kept feeling like he was being an ass but the more they all interrupted him and sometimes didn't appreciate him and how much he really, really planned everything...I now feel guilty about not liking him at first because he's my favorite. It took me getting not even halfway through the frost to start appreciating him and now (on episode 69 ((nice)) because of a LOT of health things. I originally started in 2021) I really, really love Rob and Bob. ❤❤❤ All you guys are really good actors, too, and I love it! Especially Rob. There is a gaming channel I watch that does D&D campaigns at conventions and their DM (GM? I don't remember which he uses) introduces himself as "everyone else" and you really exemplify that.

[@wadee.s]

Bob's time to shine !!!

[@varietassvetlo4017]

Its funny how bob says that greg is a psychopath ( which is kinda true)

[@MirZee]

Bob is a roaming adventurer whose happy place is inside anything that breathes, but Honeywood is Bodger's *home*. 😔 I've been waiting for this episode, loved it! Also now I find myself utterly hooked on the cliffhanger of Sir Vey's quest for a good name for the show. Will he ever know peace? Will we ever find out? No one knows.

[@touchofstrange]

These are always the best combination of witty and hilarious! And the insight we get into these characters is just fascinating! I mean, I always just pigeon-holed BOB as an embodiment of chaos with a side of hedonism and a touch of insanity (and perhaps a soupçon of acuity) and now, it’s nice to know I still feel the same! Sir Vey continues to be a mysterious enigma with his clever wordplay and charming omnipotence - lack of titling ability not withstanding - and I desperately hope we get many more of these interviews, chats, inquiries… whatever they’re called!!

[@nightowl9512]

Loved this! Bob is my favourite character in the D&D series :-)))

[@peterpollard240]

Best interview yet. So when is Sir Vey going to interview the DM? It could require some impressive editing.

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

Maybe sometime!

[@Adz2]

Awesome, now let's have Sir Vey interview the DM, so Rob interviewing himself 😂

[@Grady_Oconnell]

I kinda hope that when the winner is pulled their prize just falls on them mid game

[@katherineemiller8340]

they might need a gift from the gods the way this Scabitha fight is headed 😂

[@maximusaralieous1728]

That's what I was just thinking. Seeing Bob in battle and suddenly gold just rains on him and everyone is confused.

[@STARTFLEETTACTICALOPS]

I love how the show had the same atmosphere as the show Between Two Ferns, you guys kill me.

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

I really wosh we'd called it Between Two Turns.

[@Mr.Pinger]

bob is one of my all time favorites. omg i just spit out my food. "baradoon and the dick heads" fkn hilarious. all of this is sooo good. "actually im just hearing...from my finger"

[@MatthewSmith-du9zm]

Everyone who's skipped Greg's dialogue knows how crazy he can be 😂

[@matluoma9195]

Eventually SirVey will ask guests "What should the title of this show be?" - and someone will eventually provide him the answer. I mean, he's the god of inquisition, not the god of brainstorming show titles. Also kudos on the "oh we're out of time" on the PC vs NPC question.

[@Nemo.404]

Omg, I've been waiting for so long for this episode!!! Ben is the best. I love that B.O.B. acknowledge that Greg is a psycho 🤣🤣🤣.

[@MadmanCoe]

Bob is definitely my favorite character in the campaign Can we get a Kettlesteam interview!??? Meeting a friend of his enemy (Luck Deity) priceless 🤣🤣🤣

[@rustedbeetle]

Everything's coming up Bob. 👍

[@shivam7156]

It's been so long!!! LET'S GO THE CURSED BOB

[@MorrahaDesigns]

Interview ends on a very intriguing question. That just so happens to be answered by Epic NPC Man the very next day. Clever gentlemen, very clever.

[@hbomb4934]

‘Glass of schardenfreudu’ (malicious joy) amazing touch I love it rob! ❤

[@agirlnakedinthehalljewelry4223]

So Bob's elf ears didnt make it to the celestial realm, huh? LOL

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

Those ears know what they did.

[@FaultAndDakranon]

​@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD They don't belong on BOBs essential form, because he's actually a half elf who hag wished himself into being an elf?

[@DivingforMoos]

Really wish Sir Vey used the "Did I show you this?" mug during the God of Luck part

[@JesseFuches]

Sir Vey is so strong he’s able to retroactively change the name of his show. Incredible stuff! Between Two Turns is fantastic

[@samuelmoore8154]

Finally! The episode of Interviews with Sir Vey that I've been waiting for!

[@cseloteipeter]

LOVE it :) Been waiting for this one! Great mention the God of Luck :) Also please more do more Behind the Screen!!!! :) These are sooo great too! :) Also helps me as a new DM how to create environment, story and combats :) Thanks!

[@LordsofLOLable]

Can't wait to see the Kettlesteam one next! 🤣

[@buttegaming4872]

Don’t kill bob and please give him his box to help with his rolls I request this from you Rob please ❤️his character is soo fascinating I would love to buy a figurine of him.

[@bear4772]

Yes please do a BOB figure! BOB is awesome! #DontKillBOB lol

[@Tuck-Shop]

His Patron could bring him back from the dead as an ethereal being... Imagine Bob but cursed with undeath. He could go insane and crave death but never die.

[@ronstoppable8840]

yeah we need a BOB and a Bodger youtooz figure :O

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

Thanks for your donation Butte! We love Bob too.. although it's perhaps a love/hate relationship :P

[@zenocloud6218]

This is the earliest I have ever been, and it's already worth it

[@JosephStenson]

PLEASE have Sir Vey interview Rob as DM. It could be made super meta

[@Alyeska23]

This interview is just as horrifying and funny as I thought it would be.

[@mikotomisaka8714]

God of Inquisition: "You will have no memories of what happened here." Meanwhile, Scabatha: "Did you just disappear for 9 minutes?" BOB: "I.. wha?"

[@shadowkage7748]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@christiansorensen7567]

3:33 No mistaking it. Rob is drinking tears.

[@Bigfelloh]

We need a interview from the best character from this campaign Kettlesteam

[@cetus835]

Who?

[@maximusaralieous1728]

I like all the characters, but Bob is my favorite for sure, glad he finally got a behind the dice. Would love to see Hamish on one.

[@Nionivek]

Yeah the goddess of luck RNGina (Yes, I am still pushing it) really has it out for Bob.

[@slimost]

Ah yes! My favourite between two turns as it always has been!

[@VaelKyrun]

I don't know if Bob not having pointy ears is a miss from the costume department or if it is intentional to like "reveal the artifice of their world"

[@m.denonsens]

It broke the 4th wall for me… although that a 4th wall exists at all attests to all that VLDL talent! Yay Ben.

[@hrekkah1g]

This is the interview I've been waiting for. B.O.B. never disappoints.

[@Scott-np7sl]

Monday: Sir Vey interviews BOB Thursday: BOB dies

[@buttegaming4872]

Help bob with his wooden box to help him with his rolls

[@stephajn]

Bob’s horrendous luck always destroys me laughing every damn time. I mean, you feel bad for him and yet, you can’t help but laugh at the same time!

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

These are my favorite way to show ENPCM D&D to new people, the b roll bits are so damn funny

[@theviking1359]

They definitely need to do Baelin just for the sake of doing “morning nice day for fishing “ is the answer to every single solitary question ask

[@ladyred9613]

It's back! Sir Vey is the best! "In Celestial, it's very beautiful." Rob, I love your costume!

[@DansBeau]

I expected some question regarding the "Graupel" weather situation....disappointing! 😂 But at least you had a good glas of "Schadenfreude"

[@BigArmBoss]

Can't stop seeing the boom mic over Rob. But man, do I love BOB. Overall, you did a great job. ("Sir Vey's Survey" is the name, you knob.)

[@dieafrikaansbear8995]

For the algorithm 🍺

[@glenadams5694]

Long may it be

[@DanteYewToob]

“Unwind with. Glass of schadenfreude.” Is my new favorite sentence… lol Makes perfect sense, Bob is just too damn entertaining to allow him to succeed! He must suffer in misfortune for our amusement!

[@mondrup92]

So happy you made this :) that was so much fun!

[@izu2743]

Thanks for this wonderful interview of one of my favorite series! :) Both Rob and Ben are great here (I love the interaction and the chemistry between them), and their characters are great too. And BOB makes some very good points in his party's characterization. :) Hope there will be more interviews with PCs and NPCs. And by the way, thank you for returning this charming wink, Rob, it seems to be the perfect ending for each episode. :)

[@velascatheamazon]

been waiting for this for too long !

[@tootired4268]

When Bob said he'd want Gold at the end, it became clear that he is definitely a Player. 😁

[@neowolf09]

Bob did great in this series 🤣👍

[@lagoondiver]

Thank you so much for taking the time to film this ❤️❤️

[@sinnlygormes9089]

Bob is my favourite!!!!!! So glad this finally came out thanks guys stayed up just to watch

[@coreybarber9148]

Worth the wait.

[@rosevanzeeland904]

"[Demons are] literal embodiments of chaos and evil." As a former preschool teacher... Uh. Yeah. That's kids. What's your point?

[@nazkettu]

Hahahaha THIS!!

[@madalice5134]

As a former nanny, I can confirm this.

[@gebrakmejagaming9233]

wuhuuww,, finally Bob!

[@bunniesbunniesbunnie]

"demons are the tangible form of chaos and evil" "yeah yeah he's my son" oh no I resonate with bob

[@alicynchapman9424]

Watching this made me need to restart the whole campaign!! So many great parts that need to be rewatched, especially ALL of BOB's failed dice rolls.

[@lambentlamprey]

So basically, the whole campaign then XD

[@romeo2803]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@benschwab8093]

Been waiting months. Fucking epic. Loved it

[@sarahharker8342]

This did not disappoint!

[@shivam7156]

"Whats-it" Good god...

[@marktarter5738]

Guys, I don't know how much time you sit around brainstorming this stuff, but good job. I love it. If I'm going to kill time, you are my Go-To these days. THANKS!

[@yoshidollface]

This is absolutely amazing!! My only complaint is you forgot his ears! But I've been looking forward to this so much thank you I loved it!!!

[@ninaruna4153]

The teleportation to the studio broke Bob's ears. Hope the rest stayed intact.

[@ken83276]

Finally, this is long overdue. These are always a blast. Can we get a episode with master Layfield? Please 🙏🙏🙏

[@lanxreedalenlum3706]

The one I've been waiting for

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

6:20 I love that right after you talked about B.O.B. exploding out of creatures, the commercial break KZbin chose to insert was for Febreeze! 🤣👍 Sometimes KZbin seems to have a sense of humor!