Bible Time (feat. Hbomberguy)

The greatest story ever retold.
Starring Harry 'Hbomberguy' Brewis ( / hbomberguy )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written and Priest by Eddie 'Eddache' Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and stellar viking performance by Max Brill (maxbrill.co.uk)
Produced by Matt Holt (mattholt.co.uk)
Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Visual Effects by Dave Brain ( / guksack )
Sound Recorded by Tommy Bartlett ( / bomtartlett )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Make-Up and Costume by Alexia Jade (alexiajade.co.uk)
On-Set Assistance by Theo Durrant ( / @eyebrowowl9292 ) and Elise Harbud
1st Assistant Direction by Daniel Smith (www.independen...)
Camera Assistance by Dan Williams (flashlighttv.co.uk)
CONTENT WARNING: Blood, blasphemy, vomiting, and a bit where I put real squid ink in my mouth guys it was so gross.
Oh boy, merch! (tomskashop.com)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
Special thanks to Sophie and Stewart

[@ultimantwarrior5005]

“Kill them all. Except Noah, he’s funny. Put him on a boat.”

[@ScarGraveyard]

Ultimantwarrior 500 “And the animals. They’re funny too.”

[@spookyboob5611]

Red Rocket : Trash What, even the fish?

[@Yorgos56]

And another fish

[@spookyboob5611]

Aiden The Green Stone Knight Aaaaaaaaah

[@matthewpringle9687]

comment literally just strait up steals a line from the video, gets 1000 likes???

[@depressingsalad4538]

I can imagine Tom reading the entire Bible for this sketch

[@micahphilson]

His parents were Jehova's Witnesses, he's read it a few times. Though they have their own version of the Bible.

[@depressingsalad4538]

@@micahphilson oh dang I didn't know that

[@ThSadomasohista]

@@micahphilson But, he's in the UK, there's like no Jehovah's Witnesses here.

[@micahphilson]

@@ThSadomasohista tell Tom that, I'm sure he'd think it was hilarious. But it's true, he's talked about his life story dozens of times in videos.

[@ThSadomasohista]

@@micahphilson huh, interesting. Guess they just stay away from where I live or something

[@liamdalemon1525]

"and then Moses uses his Jedi powers to just move the water" why can I only like this video once?

[@medukoi]

Liam da Lemon! Make another account than you can like it twice

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Because god died duh. Lets just hope he comes back in the sequel

[@joshuahargrave8239]

Why can I only like your comment once!

[@addamazeing]

JUST CLICK IT TWICE, DUH

[@SuperSonicShow27Kyrostick]

congratulations on 1k likes

[@PeteFlik]

“jesus is a wizard, pew pew, now its wine” -tomska-

[@featherycoffee1401]

- God

[@ChuckChuckGoof]

Is this wine?

[@thenyan3095]

@@ChuckChuckGoof *th-that’s ink-*

[@ChuckChuckGoof]

@@thenyan3095 GAAAH! 🤮 and another fish.

[@ChuckChuckGoof]

@Axcys And then Moses uses his Jedi powers to move the water!

[@SevenOne_71]

You know whats better than time traveling? Drunk time traveling.

[@omerappel9898]

DRUNK SCIENCE!

[@taichikamiya4883]

D R U N K T I M E H I S T O R E H CH A N G I N G Y!

[@trbz_8745]

DRUNK SCIENCE!

[@Jasmohan]

@@miles_aai Drunk Science, Drunk Science... Drunk Science is the science with fun Yeah!!!

[@abysmalace1399]

DRUNK SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

[@benjaminseeley4327]

Anyone else want a whole series of drunk tom's time travelling adventures?

[@jimmykit-kat3424]

Definitely me

[@vladimirirkhin]

Reminds me of drunk science...

[@Befestlover]

@@vladimirirkhin turtle bomb??? MMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@Befestlover]

mee too

[@13B-POWAH]

All in

[@bararahhal567]

"Plot twist it's a ghost" "Oh my god" "EXACTLY" Tom is brilliant

[@FayzandOscar]

Bara' Rahhal yes

[@iarmycombo5659]

Y hasnt he been in any movies yet? He should totally make a deal with movie producers and show them his last 10 years. I bet some1 will like it!

[@tek-f697]

@@iarmycombo5659 give this man a show and I will watch it until I die.

[@tw12ve56]

Bara' Rahhal *it’s

[@spiny7201]

He said “plot twist he’s God.”

[@robertsteffler5155]

We laugh at Tom's drunk time traveler character, but why did the scribe blindly accept *basically* all of his suggestions?

[@saintsinpurple9173]

I mean if someone appeared in front of you with your book from the future after killing someone right in front of you idk about you but I'm not questioning that

[@GrippyMiss]

Because he didn’t want to explode

[@DespOIcito]

if someone time travelled to you right now and had inconceivable amounts of technological power, would you start challenging them if they told you to do something

[@boftheb8664]

i mean if the person giving advice just caused a man to explode by teleporting inside of them, i think id listen aswell

[@MaManoodles11]

Maybe because its a fucking comedy sketch and you dont need to question shit

[@eagletsnupper7876]

You could make a religion out of this.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

no don't

[@PredatorH2O]

Nah. It would never work. Who would belive such absurd things ?

[@osmannibm6397]

Culture man of well as i see

[@aidenboehringer3041]

What would we even call it? Christianity? PFFT that's dumb.

[@PredatorH2O]

@@osmannibm6397 See I man culture as of well.

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

*”And then Moses uses his Jedi powers to move the water”* Best line..

[@SK-Nyx]

No, the best is Tom: "And then Donkey Kong says-" HBomb: "Stop! I'm out of parchment."

[@thelegendarybloxycola4727]

@@SK-Nyx "And then donkey kong said trans-"

[@yukooi]

No one else like him he's at 4:20

[@picky228]

@@yukooi HA

[@cooldude3856]

Agreed

[@charlieblank3393]

"plot twist the father is a ghost" "oh my god" "EXACTLY" Just got that joke

[@calvinscarvings.66]

I'm not sure I get it.

[@saniel2748]

@@calvinscarvings.66 God is Jesus'es father

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Saniel ah, but is god the father god the son and god the body all the same or different?

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Sapão ah

[@xddsr2469]

@@calvinscarvings.66 they are the same and different

[@notquitehadouken]

"plot twis, issa ghos" "Oh my god." "exactly" took me a year to get that

[@dirtspatula8995]

I thought they were saying goose-

[@gavinthedeliveryman2635]

I dont get it

[@idktertius22]

@@gavinthedeliveryman2635 Jesus' father is god

[@bozmundarts2614]

@@idktertius22 well, to be both a jackass and more historically correct... Joseph.

[@idktertius22]

@@bozmundarts2614 I know it was Joseph. But according to the bible, God was the father of Jesus, hence the "issa ghos" and "oh my god"

[@benburke3015]

“The animals. Put them on the boat” “What, even the fish?” “PUT THEM ON THE BOAT!”

[@Rainecat]

Ben Burke get in the boat

[@hdsempro62]

GET IN THE BOAT! (maybe the fish can go into buckets)

[@robinhyperlord9053]

The Bible is not fiction.

[@Rainecat]

Robin Gilliver I know, I’m a Christian

[@meryarcus4699]

@@hdsempro62 I see what you did there

[@i6Hx]

"Oh really?" "I've been calling it the BibbLE."

[@SmashBros1235]

YOU UESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!!!

[@Kraigerex1]

Been eating too many Mormons, I see.

[@itsray1878]

Same

[@SmartGR2014]

Cat valentine wants to know your location

[@CloudCrafterss]

@@SmartGR2014 That was too clever

[@benjaminc924]

Drunk Tom time-traveling could be an entire series. He could inspire Dionysus, the Greek god of wine and parties. Just throwing that out there

[@sanstheskeleton4749]

Benjamin Chapman i want that

[@patrykzagrajek8036]

best thing ever

[@kingherkenhoff]

He is Dionysus

[@capitalism8381]

I WANT THAT SKIT. PLEASE!

[@gregoriodelpilariii2682]

what if drunk tom is dionysus

[@DYLANCHO170]

It’s not even a specific date. It’s just “the past”

[@icarue993]

to be fair, the bible was written in the past, and specific time and date is hard to pin point since it was not even one guy who write the entire thing

[@glowstoneunknown]

@@icarue993 it was two guys, one historian, and one drunk time traveller

[@lorenzocassaro6188]

@@icarue993 We can safely assume at least two thousand years ago

[@kidfil0947]

​@@icarue993I am cauculating the Bible cronology. I'm like 3 thousand years or something away from the beginning right now.

[@thunderspark1536]

​@@kidfil0947 The issue is when you count the "beginning" as, since the whole religion started as a breakaway sect of the canaanites, where Yahweh had a wife and was part of a whole pantheon...plus some of the gods carried over from the Egyptians and Mesopotamians...it's a mess.

[@theresan4464]

“He’s in the cave, and then he’s not in the cave, and then he flies away.... woosh”

[@CrystalHallTV]

I was going to like your comment but I don't want to ruin the sanctity of 69 likes...

[@alienbacon656]

r/woosh

[@robinhyperlord9053]

The Bible is not fiction.

[@itsjustmenova]

Theresa N being raised a Christian this joke is priceless

[@alonassoolin2968]

@@robinhyperlord9053 How do you know? Was it proven to you?

[@errorcode2k]

“The Bible? I’ve been calling it the Bibble.” Master Shake: *YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIGHTY WORDS OF **_JIMMY_*

[@kirbdabirb5627]

NOT AGAIN

[@adrianhernandez1328]

I’ve been waiting for that!

[@apricoticpeaches]

@@adrianhernandez1328 ｓａｍｅ

[@larrydalamp2493]

*Dieing of laughter*

[@dylanchristman978]

The broble

[@simon4632]

Are we ignoring Tom muttering “and donkey kong is trans-“ he knows the truth

[@ranyaputri3406]

donkey kong says trans right, it's referring to hbomber stream

[@robbys5236]

Transgender?

[@genericrandom64]

200th like im honored

[@dirqvan8052]

Add another fish

[@deskflop3365]

We have to hide the people who know to much

[@Maplestarknight]

I only just noticed, is the line that gets cut off at 2:42 "and then Donkey Kong says Trans Rights"

[@cessnacitation-x]

It doesn't say rights there. Making up shit to appeal to yourself is a new low.

[@monsterdonster9981]

@@cessnacitation-x tory

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

If only he had more parchment, then we wouldn’t have to deal with all the discrimination and rights constant being threatened

[@JainaSoloB312]

"And then Moses uses his Jedi powers to move the water" HERESY Everyone knows he used the power of the Beyblade

[@Yr-Anghenfil]

DOUBLE HERESY, We all know it was his belief in the heart of the cards!

[@valentintourtois2618]

QUADRUPLE HERESY You mean the Biblade.

[@Sir_Steven]

QUADRUPLE HERESY Everyone knows he was a waterbender!

[@nathanielchoi5222]

QUINTUPLE HERESY!!! Everyone knows he was the first Avatar

[@xenotiic8356]

Ok but this is actually Beyblade canon

[@DoubtkeyApartments]

"This book makes no sense!" "Oh, why don't you just write a better one yourself then?" And so Mormonism was born

[@imnimbusy2885]

Doubtkey Apartments “I am a Mormon, and gosh dang it! A Mor-mon just belieeeeeeeves.”

[@buzznbunn]

I know I'm gonna get called a nerd for this, but it's not "Mormonism," rather the Jesus Christ Church of Latter Day Saints aka Latter Day Saints aka LDS

[@aubreetanner9543]

@@buzznbunn I mean in an academic sense, it's Mormonism. Historically, it's been a billion things including The Church of God.

[@aubreetanner9543]

minus the anachronisms and the submarine versions of the ark

[@Greenpoptartover9000]

Bruh they didn’t replace the Bible, they got a companion scripture that goes with it. Learn your facts man.

[@channelnamehere8924]

Tom: see ya for the sequel The sequel: the Bible 2; Tokyo Drift

[@obscenevisuals1550]

2 bible 2 atheist

[@professionalsleeper6281]

electric boogaloo

[@Lovelessvalentine66]

2 past 2 religious

[@DrewSavo]

The Bible 2: Crucify This.

[@professionalsleeper6281]

Bishop: The fuck is this? God's just ENCOURAGING(???) People to battle other religions??? The messihahs are delusional! This isn't how they were written as characters! It's just sO FUCKING *INCONSISTENT* , If only I could at least just tweak some plot holes... wait.

[@possepossum]

*Me to myself while writing any kind of story:*

[@darrellgalusha5906]

Me: *Trying to make a cohesive story* My Brain:

[@aliteralpotato873]

I'm nearly asphyxiating because of the combination of the video and your profile picture cause its staring into my soul. Pleas send help

[@thatautisticbrony7847]

“Jesus is a wizard, pew, pew, now it’s wine.”

[@sumtingwong4557]

lmao gotta love this channel!

[@SonicPower]

i want this framed on a gold plaque

[@ricer9359]

Is this wine

[@davinci726]

@@ricer9359 That's ink

[@OrionMelodyMusic]

BLURGH!

[@El_Pyro_Mexicano]

“Bruh what’s up with the ending the dude just dies on a big T and they threw him in a cave” hahaha I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@seb5542]

I can confirm this is 100% historically accurate.

[@geekinc3293]

Thanks god

[@calebuu9978]

I see. You sent him to tell the stories in the Bible through his drunkness without him even realizing it

[@Mayonese]

Thx mate we gotta go out for beers sometime

[@blackcountryme]

That made me laugh way too much, now god about the lottery win you gave SOMEONE ELSE THE OTHER DAY!...

[@realhuman6774]

Thanks dad

[@jamiegallimore5890]

I love how my man made the bible sound like a drunk time traveler wrote it

[@Tanker-lv8zk]

ikr

[@glowstoneunknown]

what, you think it _wasn't_ written by a drunk time traveller?

[@phacey4444]

the Bible already sounds like a drunk time traveler wrote it (because a drunk time traveler did write it)

[@ashercattley9080]

that’s the joke yes

[@habitsrabbit]

'Why are so many of you twins!?' 'Nepotism!'

[@TurquoiseTheWolf]

What happened?

[@MrUtuber2012]

*gunshots*

[@manoftruth0935]

Turquoise The Wolf well there is this guy and *Time splosion.

[@tamplarujr32]

@@TurquoiseTheWolf Well you see, he took this gun and he (*shoots self in the head*)

[@jacobbruce2573]

Tom: "Put the animals on the boat, they're funny" Monk: "What even the fish?" Tom: "PUT EM ON THE BOAT"

[@pyromare4879]

Jacob Bruce And another fish

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Fsh

[@beepthehuman9808]

*_AAAAAA-_*

[@richardjoshgomez4661]

*"GET IN THE BOAT!"*

[@accordimedes6967]

*_and another fish_*

[@bclt4705]

It only take one drunk time traveler to create a religion

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Sometimes you can even leave out the time travel part.

[@pranavlimaye]

@@Kartoffelkamm and even the drunk part. People can be natural idiots too :D

[@olliething]

drunk science

[@dulio6919]

Plot Twist: Its God

[@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei]

You could make a religion out of this.

[@diagonals792]

The way he delivers "hes walking on the water" is glorious

[@timebomb4562]

what's a surfboard

[@bigdog7632]

“But the power was in his hair...” *Book of judges 13-16 intensifies*

[@wolvern9417]

Top underrated comment

[@arnieldraco5465]

@@evacesartcorner9840 A character from the bible called Sampson was given super strength by god so long as he didn't cut his hair

[@luxdeitine4882]

@@arnieldraco5465 *sampson was the first saiyan*

[@0JasonSunleaf0]

@@luxdeitine4882 time traveling confirmed

[@neikrodent]

"This book makes no sense!" "Oh why don't you just write a better one yourself then? Oh, is this Wine?!" This is how all the books were chosen for the Best Sellers List

[@Muddytony20]

[written by a new York times bestselling author]

[@tauntauntitan7934]

"and then the bears eat the children" is probably the deepest cut Bible reference

[@michaeliv284]

"And the angels were so pretty, every man wanted to do weeeeird butt stuff to them!"

[@Femme99]

You forgot about the context. Some man was harassed by the children, called him baldy and made him mad. So he cursed them and God sent two bears and mauled 42 of them to death. Then he went on his marry way again. (2 kings 2:23-25)

[@WwZa7]

@@Femme99 So basically God killed innocent children. Fun times.

[@bookwrmhero]

42 young men... quite the street gang harassing a prophet of God. People could conclude that calling him "baldy" was in reference to how lepers would shave their heads, meaning they looked down on him and saw him as an outsider and held contempt for him, as well as God. A large street gang picking on an old man... go bears!

[@someteennamedcharles2035]

@@Femme99 you mean Elisha? (Elijah's prophet apprentice)

[@gammahaft3482]

“Even the fish?” “*P U T I T O N T H E B O A T*” “*AAAAAAAAAAA*”

[@Medichips-ws5oj]

The fish lines are my favorite

[@DJfireant789plus]

And then another fish

[@thenyan3095]

*and another fish-*

[@KvaGram]

We are going to need A LOT more drunk time-traveling Tom. This is just too good. (edit: well that's a surprising number of likes. Thank you. Maybe Tom will do it now)

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

I couldn't agree more. You could make a whole series out of this...

[@juhelius1234]

YES.

[@aidanyelsma7762]

DRUNK SCIENCE!!!

[@PlebNC]

The history of the Soviet Union, as influenced by drunk Tom

[@blackcountryme]

Oh no, I can imagine the great fire of London, drunk time traveler trying to cook toast over an open fire, whoops... "Ah it's all gone... must admit St.Pauls looks good... *Hic"

[@spaicrab5327]

And this gentlemen, is why the manga was better

[@tofupoo6036]

Wait this says 27 minutes ago but the video was made 19 minutes ago

[@KissedByFire16]

that's a good twist, *clap clap clap*

[@ThePlumAbides]

Bible manga totally exists

[@JadaJohnson]

It's called the Action Bible

[@itsray1878]

XD yes

[@MrPoeTrolling]

“That seems excessive” “ *anD tHen CUts oFf hIS hEAd* ”

[@vpirules95]

Not as excessive as Mr. Poe’s depression. He teaches poetry or so I hear

[@hppeti-dz9zs]

It's the best day ever.

[@tristancrowe9834]

JAMES?!

[@pompagarissanimation2592]

Answer me this, "Any one can dig a hole, but it takes a real man- to what?"

[@jameswhee]

*_Yes, that is a thing that was said in the video we just watched_*

[@oriontigley5089]

*Plot twist:* The time-traveler _was_ God just trting to make his religion sound cooler

[@LaPollaAtomica]

I mean, he practically became one when he knew everything, maybe this is just how he thought to spend a drunk evening.

[@somesmolbean6944]

Orion tigley my name is orion fun fact i guess

[@oriontigley5089]

@@somesmolbean6944 oh? No shit, cool, I found a fellow star hunter! :D The story behind my name is actually pretty neat too! I was supposed to die at birth, the doctors told my parents to abort me(I was their first-born) My parents refused and decided to pray every night. Well one night, they saw a shooting star and wished upon it for me to survive. They say they _felt something" that day. Well, my mom went into labour but I didn't come oit for 3 whole days! On the third day, Dec 25 2001, Christmas day, I came out and survived. The doctors said it was a miricle. So my parents named me after the stars that supposedly saved my life.

[@somesmolbean6944]

oh i have an interesting story about my birth too i was born early i think because my umbilical cord was around my neck and i came out blue so you know but they didnt pray so i ended up cynical even though im quite lucky apparently

[@EduardoRato420]

Kinda of a underrated comment

[@sutoseduction1916]

"Mr. Priest Sir, can we shoot a short movie in your church?" "Sure, what is it about?" "Oh, just how the bible doesn't make sense" "Go ahead"

[@somedudeok1451]

RIGHT? What was up with that? :D

[@GladiusTR]

It's not weird. He's a priest. Talking about how to interpret the text and discussing what not to take literally is part of the job

[@somedudeok1451]

@@GladiusTR "This book doesn't make any sense!" Not a sentence the church usually wants to hear.

[@harrylane4]

@@somedudeok1451 the book not making sense is literally why we got Christianity and later Islam

[@gabrielnabinger5565]

Do you have a time stamp? I cant find it

[@RStoelinga]

“Alright, see you for the sequal” *The bible 2: electric boogalo intensifies*

[@NecroCritic]

So... the Book of Mormon?

[@shanthegamer21]

And another fish. 🐟

[@paulinefarrington9632]

Jesus is back and he ain't cruci-fuckin around wITH ALL THOSE FISH

[@NathanWubs]

more like the bible 2: Do what paul says now and not jesus. Also end of the world!

[@tgwrailwayvideos9916]

Coming Soon: Bibble II

[@gustoonz]

This video is damn fantastic.

[@andrewcampbellmcdonald3530]

why does this comment have 8 likes

[@evannguyen5611]

This is incredible

[@frappshott7234]

Gus

[@theonlybrridge]

Hu

[@spork9180]

78

[@kireitonsi]

2:40 I watched this skit when it first came out, and I just rewatched it, now knowing who hbomberguy is, and this joke is so cool. For those who don't know, hbomberguy did a huge charity livestream to raise money for Mermaids, a charity in the UK that supports trans youth, where he played all of DK64 100%. He raised a huge amount of money, and what Tomska nearly said here was "And then Donkey Kong says trans rights", but he was cut off. Nice touch

[@NoraNekos7]

Damn, so close

[@charliemackinnon8252]

I can easily imagine Tom going back in time and changing religions to what they are today

[@PlebNC]

"Hey, what you died but then, but then, but then, but then-" "This is going in circles." "Exactly! You come back to life as a better thing, or worse, I don't really care. Hey, bohdi trees are nice fit that in simewherr. And make the Buddha extra thic. Religion needs more body positivity. "

[@Klautsche]

If that were the case there would be a Horse head god who just "loves it"

[@tylerbailey9329]

Next time, Tom writes the Quaran! Tom: "So Muhammad gets on a horse and flys away. Whoosh..."

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Tomska Christianity is a lot better than normal Christianity

[@pranavlimaye]

@@jeanmichellelaurent yeah, this version has 100% more support for trans rights 👌

[@HiopX]

"and then Donkey Kong said Trans Rights" is gonna be my favorite bible quote from now

[@stm7810]

Same!!

[@0CaptainZer0]

HiopX same

[@iLoveUbeicecream]

Putting this on a shirt

[@sharplily]

Same

[@dreamingfoxtrot]

*”Jesus is a Wizard! Pew pew. It’s wine.”* *”Is this wine?”* “It’s ink.” **VOMITING INK**

[@dreamingfoxtrot]

“Oh you want these slaves?”

[@dreamingfoxtrot]

“How about a lotta bugs!”

[@-.Cherry-]

“And then Moses uses his Jeti powers to move the water”

[@itsjust_meh9162]

HedgehogGamer2020YT yeah we saw the video

[@lorezero5881]

@Xabi Pellitero Fernández and Abraham's like whaaa-

[@hazmatfirehero6318]

I’m remembering that this was my first exposure to @hbomberguy and I started watching him after it was recommended to me through a completely different avenue

[@eggumusgd8907]

his mother is very proud

[@AndriasMicael]

@@eggumusgd8907for anyone who doesn't get this joke go watch @hbomerguy

[@Wombattlr]

@@AndriasMicael for anyone who _does_ get this joke go watch @hbomberguy

[@ic0nic707]

⁠​⁠@@Wombattlrfor anyone who simultaneously does and doesn’t get this joke go watch @hbomberguy

[@kazmark_gl8652]

I just realized if Hbomb's character had one more piece of paper Donkey Kong would have said Trans Rights in the Bible.

[@Axius27]

It is the eleventh commandment.

[@godsclown4419]

@@Axius27 ah yes of course, the lost commandments.

[@insertnamehere1983]

And then the ape, who through God had been given a voice, said to the townspeople "trans rights"

[@godsclown4419]

@@insertnamehere1983 and the townsfolk cheered.

[@mikaoleander]

@@godsclown4419 you guys just made the bible a whole lot better

[@zasharan2]

"Oh no! My twin brother!" "My long lost triplets!" "No! My three similar looking cousins!" I'm dying lol

[@tsweens13]

Zahran Shams Try watching his other one called What Happened xD

[@liger-9990]

"why are so many of you twins?" "nepotism" "yeah I guess that makes sense"

[@simj202]

So were they.

[@jenniflower6569]

WHY ARE ALL OF YOU TWINS?!?! *nepotism* (YeH that makes sense...)

[@dave14647]

The viking was the best part in my opinion. That joke works on so many levels

[@slambobambo4152]

“Jesus is a wizard! Pew pew”

[@flameyboy4184]

Now it’s wine

[@justanotherperson8679]

That's ink.

[@justanotherperson8679]

*Vomiting sounds* And another fish...

[@unsubscribenow9052]

"Oh, you want these slaves? How boutta lotta bugs"

[@PFEANYCS]

And then Moses uses his jedi powers to move the water.

[@tmuller9905]

Now gimme "Bibble 2: Time travel trans Jesus!"

[@mork0438]

eh excuse me, its bibble?

[@oefest5252]

@@mork0438 oh I see, the Bible, and then the sequel, the Bibble

[@TheGeneral-nh7xg]

the Bible 2 Jesus is back and he's not crucifucking around

[@AlienValkyrie]

Fun fact: Since Jesus didn't have a human father, it stands to reason that he didn't have a Y chromosome (more importantly, no SRY gene), so he would've likely been assigned female at birth. In other words - Trans Jesus is canon

[@Superbug-tf8zy]

nono, its "Bible 2: electric boogaloo"

[@Nuzzling]

He's in the cave, and then he's not in the cave. And then he flies away. Whoosh

[@ccb36]

I lost it

[@ismynamethisorthat8601]

....And another fish

[@waizardsoda]

I'm okay with Hbomberguy being a permanent part of the Tomska Extended Universe.

[@bums009]

I'm not okay with him being part of any universe tbh.

[@polartwin]

@@bums009 did you not read the comment you were replying to?

[@NopeNaw]

@@polartwin Did you?

[@polartwin]

@@NopeNaw yeah? Zeke said he was okay with hbomb, crusty replied as if he agreed but said he wasnt

[@ondrejsaska3201]

@@polartwin crusty doesn't seem to be very keen on hbomb and probably wishes him death

[@randompromises1038]

"plot twiiisst. issa ghoooossst." that was perfect

[@MyoticTesseract]

I just realised how funny it is the vikings seem to be recognising their siblings from, what, their splotches of blood? ...Oh, cuz bloodline-

[@yazidefirenze]

*delayed badum tss*

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@yazidefirenzethat took a while.

[@eruditecaptain3117]

"AND THEN DONKEY KONG SAYS TRANS RI-" Nice. Very nice. I'm proud.

[@o_last4672]

teeth gang

[@juanolivares9997]

Tom never gained weight He filled himself with good ideas

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

and wine

[@ALLxISxGONE]

and food.

[@germanvisitor2]

And human flesh that may or may not have been cake at some point.

[@reddit_razor4693]

And another 20 fishes

[@poofballoon]

He gained the weight of god's wisdom

[@mroldman_no]

"The dude the just dies on a big T" I'm waiting for the sequel, I think the next time it will be a V

[@kobalt_ren01]

The Bible 2: Sponsored by Gibson

[@rockyblacksmith]

Correction: It was actually an X. At least for one guy.

[@elijahwills7331]

@@rockyblacksmith good 'ol St Andrew. Had to be different, so he dies on an x instead of a t.

[@TheTrueForbidden]

*But make them upside down*

[@elijahwills7331]

@@TheTrueForbidden and then it's the first pope st Peter

[@jamieh9253]

I fucking love Harris, I just realized his style of comedy and times work really well together

[@creepycustard2383]

I’m offensive and I find this Christian.

[@aleggbry-9597]

Wait

[@lndn1365]

*wAiT a mInuTe* _wHo aRe yOu_

[@manchick7648]

Hk offensive I'm dad

[@demoninblack6011]

man chick how dare you

[@manchick7648]

@@demoninblack6011 I'm not dare you I'm dad

[@joshplaysdrums2143]

I would have never imagined this crossover in a million years.

[@Freddy96LP]

They already crossed over, watch Wizzo the Wizard!

[@Eli-su6ql]

@@Freddy96LP Where Hbomb gets to play out the fantasy of all Englishmen: He gets to be Harry potter... almost.

[@290d]

Ye

[@Hiccup501]

"And then Donkey kong says trans-" I see your reference Tom

[@laeyak8504]

?

[@chippler5822]

The guy who played the Bibles author in this sketch did a continuous charity stream for a trans charity orginization and it got a lot of memes of dk saying trans rights

[@americantoastman7296]

Also check out "donkey kong rap (trans pride version)"

[@Qjciak]

@@chippler5822 he got dk voice actor to actually say trans rights in a voice so that started it i guess

[@BLANKONTOP]

@@chippler5822 aww, that's so nice :)

[@mysteriouslyseeing]

1:59 has now been added to my phrases. "I get it, I do, but..."

[@nova--minecraft]

“Except Noah, he's funny“ - I'm honored. (Noah)

[@jf5251]

As a fellow Noah I can concur

[@jf5251]

@Joan Paz ight that sounds good

[@leafstarivy]

@@jf5251 Me to?

[@jf5251]

@@leafstarivy sure, why not!

[@leafstarivy]

@@jf5251 Thanks 😊

[@xeryl_]

why is this practically just a rick and morty episode with a different label on it

[@aidanfreienmuth006]

Rick and Morty don't time travel though.

[@xeryl_]

@@aidanfreienmuth006 good point

[@montenico]

@@aidanfreienmuth006 I mean, they can travel to a parallel universe where what happened 2000 years ago is happening now or something like that. It's not time travel per se, but close enough.

[@aidanfreienmuth006]

@@montenico makes sense

[@lukahutinski9075]

Jee i mean yeah

[@bookworm07031]

"And another fish" 10/10 underrated joke

[@linz954]

I didn't got it, could you explain ?

[@dairyfiend6929]

Van Mortelol Jesus made a lot of fish from 5. ‘Jesus feeds the 5000’

[@sir_daisy]

ɥsᴉɟ ɹǝɥʇouɐ pu∀

[@centurion0-199]

bookworm07031 *FISH*

[@zachlewis9751]

Tom was like: Hey remember Pizza time? Let’s do that again, but better.

[@dinospud3098]

Being a Christian and knowing every reference is great

[@TheZebbga]

Does it not also offend you that he is making fun out of the Bible? Also I am not a Christian but I got like 90% of the references.

[@badlydrawnavocado2569]

My sisters absolute favorite bible story is the one when the bears eat a bunch of children because they called a prophet “Baldie”.

[@themoonlit-wolf3773]

Dinospud309 I know some from philosophy and ethics

[@Fablelord1]

As a Christian... yes? But no... Because I mean... the Bible be whack man... There's a talking donkey in there! It's whack...

[@michaeliv284]

What about being an atheist and knowing every reference?

[@mogi4587]

“I’ve been calling it the Bibl” “Plot Twist it’s goooood” “Jesus is a wizard” Best quotes ever

[@ezekielmartin4323]

I think the second one is actually "Plot twist: it's a ghoooost" which is even funnier

[@WarioNumberOne]

@Cadeboy 13 there are captions if you're unsure

[@taichikamiya4883]

Wario Number One thank you for reminding me that there is captions

[@XenYor]

“Jesus is a wizard pew pew” What even-

[@vpirules95]

The Bible is a great read and doesn’t make sense sometimes which makes it even better

[@pranavlimaye]

@@vpirules95 yeah ngl, it's a cool....story. Character development could've been better, and I wish they never wrote about this God guy. There's way too many contradictions in his description -_-

[@vpirules95]

Pranav Limaye Maybe the contradictions are what really build up the mystery of who the God character really is? Seems like it could be brilliant writing but you have to look at a different perspective. The foreshadowing in the book though 👌 very interesting

[@dus5037]

I hate that I know that everything Tom said INCLUDING THE TREE THING is actually in the bible.. I find this extremely funny .

[@zeliefontaine6890]

For people wondering.. Mark 11-14

[@anhilliator1]

Where were the bears?

[@zeliefontaine6890]

@@anhilliator1 focus. On. The. Fish.

[@Engieman909]

@@zeliefontaine6890 and another fish

[@Giant_isopod_in_da_ocean]

And another fish

[@shoestringVA]

“And then Donkey Kong was trans...” I see what you did there.

[@Freddy96LP]

"And then Donkey Kong says trans-(rights)" is what the dialogue is, with the last part cut off by Hbomb.

[@shanthegamer21]

@@Freddy96LP And another fish. 🐟

[@DeathnoteBB]

Frelus Holy fuck it took me a second but it’s referencing when Hbomberguy played the Donkey Kong game for a charity for trans people

[@BasketOfPuppies642]

@@DeathnoteBB And the part where Grant Kirkhope (DK's voice actor from DK64) said "Trans Rights" in DK's voice

[@robinhyperlord9053]

The Bible is not fiction.

[@laeyak8504]

" Oh, you want deez slaves? How bout, a lotta bugs " This cracked me up xD

[@pompagarissanimation2592]

'The life and adventure of Jesus H. Christ' Chapter one: Origins

[@LARAUJO_0]

Jesus' Bizarre Adventure

[@bioticsla]

Jesus Joestar’s Holy Corpse parts

[@cg1906]

Jesus h (bomberguy) christ

[@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043]

“The life of Jesus Christ: The Genesis Chapter”

[@username172]

ol' hebrewmeister? (familyguy reference)

[@MagMattock]

I love how Tom can speak Hebrew when he’s drunk Edit: I now realize that it was likely Greek not Hebrew, because it took place during the same time period as the New Testament

[@pieppy6058]

the video is set in England around 800bc as far as im aware so the language would sound english without the french influence spoken by a drunk scotsman.

[@pieppy6058]

@@secretname4190 you right. Typo.

[@adrianhernandez1328]

Martin Luther just added a lot more things to his thesis.

[@Fixxate]

Underrated comment award

[@grizzly6018]

"With my time machine, one can re write the very history of mankind!" "One question." "What?" "Is this WINE!?"

[@KvaGram]

"No, that's acid." *GURGLES* ..woops...

[@WolvGirl15]

Apparently seeing Tom fall over backwards is the funniest shit I’ve seen

[@1sub1viewofnevergonnagivey35]

You can see hbomberman hiding his laughter in the throwing up “and another fish.”

[@kondad3955]

This is pretty offensive Why all the dead vikings?

[@solillman2350]

Telefraging.

[@Magik_Goose]

yeah

[@GarytheturtleProductions]

I’m a christian and I find this affensive

[@jennifersantos9366]

@@GarytheturtleProductions me as a Christian do not give a shit. And find this very funny. Go on with your day while at it find some sense of humor

[@dulio6919]

@@jennifersantos9366 almost like they're being sarcastic or doing this as a gag

[@bananaspy20]

And then God's like "it's just a prank bro!" and Abraham's like "whaaa-"

[@zotharr]

This was my fav, lol

[@ingeaten]

What exactly is that reference about?

[@yazidefirenze]

@@ingeaten Abraham took his son Isaac to the top of a mountain to be sacrificed 'cause God said so, then before he did it God said [paraphrasing] "Dude the fact you were willing to do this means I know you're faithful." And then they sacrificed a goat or something. Isaac was probably pissed.

[@thestarship13]

Tom: No, that's boring, bring him back! ???: Wha- How. Tom: He's in the cave, then he's not in the cave. *WOOSH*

[@BigManLettuce]

Monk : but that doenst make any sense Tom : oK tHank You Be-ByE

[@wilymoto6501]

And he flies away. WOOSH.

[@StrikeWarlock]

Schroedinger's Lazarus

[@RandomGal_]

I do sure wonder what the consensus on trans people would be today if the historian was able to write "donkey kong says trans rights" in the bible 😔

[@sharplily]

It would either be more trans acceptance ehich would be great or "what the fuck is a donkey kong?"

[@AidanDaGreat]

“DK! Donkey Kong!” Idk how the song goes. Anyway do you like Kirby?

[@felonysteve909]

Oh I’ve been calling it the bibble -Tom 2019

[@HuffleAnimations]

"Is this wine?" "It's ink" "aaagh" I love this

[@palidinicchaos3047]

They don't say that?

[@HuffleAnimations]

@@palidinicchaos3047 Have you watched the whole video, good sir?

[@HuffleAnimations]

@@palidinicchaos3047 Cause it's around 2:15

[@palidinicchaos3047]

@@HuffleAnimations Yes, but I missed that and I thought you heard something in the ending church scene. Sorry, my mistake.

[@HuffleAnimations]

@@palidinicchaos3047 Aah, understandable! No worries, have a nice day!

[@shonklebonkle324]

His name is time, time the tom traveler.

[@Crystal_blob]

Tom falling over in the end is honestly adorable

[@yeegor4599]

Its just gold

[@stormtrooperc0l392]

AdD AnoTHeR FIsh -Tomska, 2019

[@megamanm7129]

"And then Donkey Kong says 'trans-'" Did a Google search, and yep. That's what he said. I have never been more happy in my life.

[@blackcountryme]

If it had said "Transform" and turned into a farm cart..

[@obvious_humor]

trans rights, ok

[@SevenOne_71]

"and then Donkey Kong said "trans-rights"" Heck yeah he did.

[@robinhyperlord9053]

Explain.

[@Seekay37]

@@robinhyperlord9053 It's a reference to the trans charity live stream of Donkey Kong 64 done by Hbomberguy (that's the actor that's writing the Bible in this video.)

[@nyan_katz]

Trans Rights BAAAYBEEEEE!!!!

[@leonaraujo9940]

People use fictional characters to make them trans activist because there are none in real life

[@JP-sm4cs]

@@leonaraujo9940 what?

[@dappermancer]

"And then Donky Kong says tra--" I see you, Tom and Hareton, and I am pleased

[@happydementor6724]

"Is this wine?" "That's ink" "BLEGHGHGGHGHGHGHGH"

[@Maepl_syrup]

0:02 Tf2 Demoknights when they ran out of charge

[@drneotech7254]

The first 3 timed comments could be tf2 references too wow

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@drneotech7254it’s all tf2

[@popotofyn]

"Jesus was a wizard, pew pew" -Tomska 2019-

[@fazeechoteam806]

“Now the waters white!”

[@breestakebobba2318]

Jesus: *gets stabbed, impaled in the wrists with nails and gets poured vinegar in the wounds* Also Jesus: _'tis but a scratch_

[@thelegendarybloxycola4727]

Jesus OP man.

[@espresso8119]

Me who nearly read jesus as jebus for some reason: _uh_

[@glowstoneunknown]

"Just a flesh wound, innit?"

[@Johury]

Hbomberguy was perfect to be a nervous guy being bothered by a drunk Tom

[@rhammm3045]

"IT‘S JUST A PRANK BRO !" *God*

[@arendvandermerwe3309]

Story of the universe

[@colderratic5681]

0/10 - No “Jesus I am your daddy man”

[@slushierushie]

Fa-ther!

[@aidensell]

*absurd amount of kissing*

[@callumsmodellingcentre6902]

Congrats to Tommy Tallarico for this, being the first American man to time travel *and* write the bible, his mother is very proud