First Contact (feat. Daniel Howell)

[@karlarojas792]

how to know this is fictional: Dan is giving advice on how to socialize

[@karlarojas792]

try two guns

[@Lu22H]

trashy katla nice like bot

[@MJeditsx]

trashy katla yup. He did kinda change though.

[@karlarojas792]

Luc- Hart- funny how i don't have a like bot

[@Lu22H]

trashy katla oh really, 1.8k likes with 2 replies that aren't you? That's obviously not a like bot or anything...

[@ameliah5201]

The weirdest thing about this video is not the alien but the fact that dan is teaching someone else how to socialize

[@polkaface9086]

And seeing a picture of Ted Cruz on the the paper at 1:43. That's also weird.

[@virekin0t719]

Literally

[@instantramen8701]

Amelia H ikr

[@richardbottom9843]

that's not weird. it's just a dead meme at this point

[@riley_6363]

Amelia H IMAGINE? DAN!

[@exmitter236]

“How do you think she feels?” *squishy*

[@lastscare9410]

I was looking for this exact comment

[@unknown_azil3071]

@@lastscare9410 so was i xD

[@Charlie-jm1gi]

@@lastscare9410 same

[@thething2723]

Lesbians be like

[@leigh3208]

@@lastscare9410 Me too

[@weezingargonian6523]

Of course, the classic, “Do you want kids? Cos I’ve got a whole bag of ‘em.”

[@Pip200ne]

Are you free tonight? Cause I don’t have money

[@fandomz-uv1xz]

​@@Pip200ne*Slaps Tom*

[@Jazzified1541]

@@fandomz-uv1xz We're forgetting how he wacked the bag when the children were crying.

[@Skeleto.p]

cos who doesn't?

[@iamjjanimates]

"Stop it!"​@@Jazzified1541

[@jean-eg1sw]

"How do you think she feels?" *"Squishy.."*

[@missorville7004]

Mj same

[@BlueTissue]

Mj Missed opportunity- SQUIDGEy?

[@6ftmidgetvlogs618]

That bit killed me😂😂

[@brokenprincessofhell4743]

😂😂😂😂

[@parthacharya42069]

Hey this comment was a BUST!!!

[@MissCute20601]

omg when Dan "threw" the gun at the alien

[@danielhowell]

this is actually a factual documentary about what would happen if tom and i went to a house party

[@adnarimsc]

Send me that relatable box pls

[@Cat-hb2vt]

Daniel Howell this is also me at parties

[@karinb4946]

I have a feeling this sketch was created by experience....

[@myownnovember]

Daniel Howell youre brilliant omg, fantastic job on this

[@SkittlesandBlood]

Papa

[@blameitontheghost]

"I'm so upset." "Well, how do you think she feels?" "Squishy..."

[@Place_Your_Order_Here]

Well, he isn't technically wrong, but completely not right.

[@weenoreator]

I died at that part -

[@naseyderulid3249]

i don't remember this episode of doctor who

[@itsmikki69]

Frank the fuqen toilet 😂

[@teemckenzie4975]

Frank the fuqen toilet Lol

[@mnemo-nyx5750]

Frank the fuqen toilet Totally would watch it XD

[@maclunkeymedia7289]

Actually it's a deleted scene from Galaxy Quest

[@addisonarnold5444]

Frank the fuqen toilet STOP 😂😂

[@mariumh6753]

We’ve all had those moments when we’re holding a gun for a friend and everyone assumes it’s ours.

[@loganzagaming]

Hate it when the police take them away too

[@mnstercandeh665]

Yep

[@therealtrue842]

*laughs in New Zealand gun laws*

[@austinpayne9996]

Last night in a nutshell

[@blax140]

Especially when your in a school than you hear pumped up kicks and your like " oh yeah that's the good stuff" and whilst dancing you shoot a couple of kids

[@therealplaguerat]

"Are you free tonight,because I don't have any money." With a line like that,Tom got what he deserved

[@md.zimamahmed9584]

I realised that when i read your comment

[@justpaul5213]

420 likes. nice

[@Fan-imator]

That was better than the others

[@doodlehates_uttp]

⁠​⁠@@justpaul5213U mean 1.6k?

[@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere]

physical assault which is illegal?

[@KugelBliitz]

"Well how do you think she feels?" *_ˢ qᵘⁱ ˢʰ ʸ_*

[@amongsus6927]

I want to like this but it's going to ruin the 69 👍

[@macje1778]

@@amongsus6927 it's been ruined you can like it now

[@amongsus6927]

@@macje1778 :(

[@c4tm340w]

How did you do that effect?!

[@marielapascal2879]

@@amongsus6927 lmao

[@aoki9952]

dan: gives social advices also dan: wears a "don't talk to me" cardboard box over his head

[@Boohoowahh]

Simpatico ` It's dan

[@jessicalewellyn779]

Simpatico ` It's Dan

[@melodymckinley42]

dan is literally me in every social situation

[@mangoblaze]

same tbh

[@charliecat422]

When dan had that on his head I was screaming "MEEEE!!!!!"

[@qxibyuz]

that escalated quickly like 20 times

[@chicafischbach4211]

Tom: *reaches out for a handshake* Dan: *Proceeds to accept it* Also Dan: NO NOT TO ME

[@lukesgs501]

100%

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

the british dont refuse an introduction that would be the height of bad form

[@lawliamsonic]

It's natural instinct.

[@ShadowSearcher31]

Dan: *reaches for nothing* Random arm: *materializes*

[@gamer_guz]

Tom used his telekinetic powers and lifted Dan’s arm up to shake it

[@Fugginyomom]

"How do you think she feels" " *squishy* "

[@daBluechimp]

Foreshadowing

[@ciarabough4179]

😂

[@Cookivirus]

:D

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

This Dan is a clone, called “date advice Dan”

[@lilredstrawberriez]

I need a clone called "friend-advice-Dan" XD

[@bendexter7687]

I need Dan advice Dan

[@darkstar5081]

JamesTheFox another dan clone

[@monkeyboi1837]

JamesTheFox dadan

[@kyndle0]

DAD?

[@benrs99]

It's funny that Dan is being portrayed as having knowledge of social interactions ;)

[@hurricanesteveharvey1971]

Ben Sturrock lmao true

[@Ella-jk7rq]

I didn't know dan was so bad at social interaction that he brings two guns and a bag of children to impress someone😂

[@tree4364]

Ella Dan is the one who had the box on his head at the end, not Tom, the one trying to talk to Fiona

[@Ella-jk7rq]

tree lol I know who Dan is

[@gecko2023]

This dan is a clone socially comfortable Dan

[@MeAMoose]

3:22 *inaccurate* . We all know the Righteous Bison is completely useless.

[@ShadowSearcher31]

Must’ve had low hp from talking to people

[@Jhood05SCP]

The fact that Tom didn't know it was the righteous bison makes it funnier

[@memesmemes300]

tf u talkin about the bison is simply the best weapon

[@jaidencracknell2326]

@@memesmemes300 Nah man the best weapon of all time is the classic

[@sassano.]

​@@jaidencracknell2326are you dumb? Of course is the baby face blaster

[@tatallan8019]

"there are plenty of fish in the sea but some of those fish will die alone or get eaten by bears" - dan howell

[@b1acksteve]

Deep?

[@aly0243]

kpopity bopity Daniel*

[@maxord11]

b1acksteve No, most fish eaten by bears swim in shallow rivers.

[@ammoniainmywater57]

Humans aren't my taste

[@willarmitage8779]

'What was that?' 'A bust' GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL

[@bronk2222]

When the two jokes where put so close together, I thought it was unplanned.

[@shishino66]

How do you think she feels? "Squishy" Lungs in orbit

[@eyeball_or1gami]

I thought he said "I bussed"...

[@debbiesingleton9439]

Squishy

[@englethree9631]

SQUSHY

[@eighty-five-eighty-twomari2258]

"Hi I'm Tom" "Hi I'm Tom" - "How'd she feel?" "Squishy" - "Try try try a-" "Try a gun" - TOM STOP IT IM DYING

[@perfectlypeachy9369]

*relateable*

[@skipper222]

squishy...

[@josiahklein70]

razzburritas % 1 It was, "How do you think *she* feels?"

[@shitlollipops90]

razzburritas % 1 my fav parts

[@DJ_Maysonic]

I have watched this so many times and never noticed that at 0:19 the beer Dan gets Tom after asking "another rough night?" is called "rough night beer"

[@zoh4242]

Omg ur right

[@red_nailsss]

Director: how much of Dan Howells personality do you want this? Tom: yes

[@thecaptainnoodles]

tom is the director

[@bromicorn]

So,is tom just talking to himself

[@shydreameress264]

Hi Connor.

[@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529]

Elliott Mazardy 28 STAB WOUNDS!

[@ArcticArmy]

@@bromicorn ... yeah.

[@gardengnome5267]

"hey, do you want kids? cuz I got a whole bag of 'em right here." " *sigh*... what about 2 guns?"

[@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562]

_meraki saudade_ I’m laughing at the kids joke

[@isaacgaleao]

*slap* "stop it"

[@agoogleuser2507]

Well now that Ive, broken the ice

[@carpsandcarnage7284]

Dan: how do you think she feels?!.. Tom: *squishy*

[@landonkiecbush301]

Lol

[@andrewdailey9646]

rainbow pugzilla I literally can't stop laughing Literally Send help

[@carpsandcarnage7284]

don't worry i will call lol hotline

[@twentyonepilotsthecliquel-4756]

rainbow pugzilla I was your 666th like

[@carpsandcarnage7284]

cool 666th liker

[@thekrillster3331]

The girl must have been SUPER into Tom to let him try so many times

[@blueblurfan6303]

How the hell is there no replies?

[@QuietDust]

​@@blueblurfan6303I dunno

[@perryorbit5304]

@@QuietDust me neither.

[@zalxw]

he loaded his save state

[@reddonkey-smokeysquidstudi1570]

"How do you think she feels?" 'Squishy...'

[@samantham.5742]

reddonkey frickin awesome line

[@DeathnoteBB]

reddonkey I cannot get over how he said that line.

[@Hana9916]

''What was that?'' ''A bust'' Do you guys get it? Bust?

[@selinalindberga1784]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET 1.2K LIKES!??!

[@Top10Archive]

"I panicked." haha!

[@RainbowIce]

IClimbedOutTheBackDoorAndLeftAMark OMG SHXJDJDKRSKDKCJDJD

[@indiaharrison638]

IClimbedOutTheBackDoorAndLeftAMark EVERYONE KNOWS ITS YOU MISS JACKSON

[@nyamnyam8947]

IClimedOutTheBackDoorAndLeftAMark shame on you, Miss Jackson

[@jermafan]

Top10Archive HOLY SHIT!! YOU ARE THE REAL FLIPPING DUDE---

[@someoneunknown7655]

If looks could kill thEN YOU MUST BE THE ZODIAC KILLER! IVE FOUND YOU!!

[@tiredolddude8910]

Dan stands awkwardly in the corner....starts giving out good advice...ends up with two guns.... Yep defo Daniel

[@regret6222]

why was I not surprised

[@ashtonhoward5582]

3 guns, actually, unless he gave back the first one.

[@bigslerp]

“How do you think she feels?” “Squishy.”

[@SirEriol]

D.- What was that? T.- A bust. Clever Tom.

[@the_deadcrafter8223]

SirEriol I don’t get it, please esplain

[@saturnichaze]

@@the_deadcrafter8223 A bust is bewbs

[@zahidmagana7732]

More like cleavage Tom amirite fellas e.e

[@saturnichaze]

@@zahidmagana7732 Ladies and gentlemen... We've found a genius.. *claps* good one

[@zahidmagana7732]

@@saturnichaze Oh, thanks good sir

[@esaht1]

This is actual original content, you can never guess what will happen next.

[@hunlepto2239]

That's why Tomska's videos are the best, they are random and have alot of dark humour:D

[@nixcleon6970]

Gun? *Two guns?*

[@dr.ninjake]

Damn, with Tom's gun obsession, you'd almost assume he's American.

[@JB_inks]

Not to mention the way he pronounces half of his words in an American accent

[@byulvrse6628]

How to steal a chair 101 1. Ask if the seat is taken 2. Proceed to steal chair 3. Now you have a free chair!!

[@tomheaden2538]

bunny adorbs ok cool thanks

[@belugaval144]

even if they say "yes it is taken"

[@ava.a5604]

c-c-c chair no no NOOOOOO

[@heatherxox7202]

A month without uploading He comes back with a dan

[@robbiee3479]

ya Dan of all people

[@mayahuel2801]

So prepare for the aliens to attack and by that I mean kiss

[@DragonFang409]

Angelix first thing first your both adorably smol

[@wariela3004]

Its cute you look like a couple and what? You just missed phil

[@wtchgrls]

Niceeeee

[@rubyhhh2715]

"The lesson here is there are plenty of fish in the sea but some of those fish will die alone... Or get eaten by bears" *amazing advice Dan* 👏

[@lilbitches3793]

coughs dans nickname is bear bish whats dan saying now

[@KingOvFails]

It could be a random quote,or he could be talking about bears eating salmon that swim upstream

[@badhumour2492]

Me talking to a murderer who just stabbed me: “Are you TomSka? Cause you make me die on the floor”

[@MTLion3]

Tomska is one of the masters of sketch comedy - this was fucking great

[@calum34]

It's more like sketchy comedy :)

[@zxyde]

The BlueDodo More like Squishy Squidgy Comedy

[@CanadianDan854]

Danisnot...very good at saving the day.

[@PoptropiCoffin]

Daniel HowdoIsavethedayIdontknowhowtodothishelpme

[@lucy-yr5th]

Actually its Dani Snot

[@Plushnerd]

so which type of clone is that dan? Social Advice Dan?

[@augustf3231]

Social Advice Dan SAD

[@supireallylikeyoualso2859]

Plushnerd the one clone that escaped

[@Plushnerd]

Hazel The Hazelnut true

[@tenspretty]

the clone that doesn't know how to throw

[@AJSZodiac]

I call him SoAd-Dan

[@Enteringdullsville]

“Well, now that I’ve broken the ice...AHHHHH!”

[@DrawMyCelebrityLife]

DAS VEWY NICE

[@lazyegg2402]

Draw My Life Lol

[@claudiacook619]

dEAD

[@allieburianek]

Draw My Life OH MAH GAJD I LOVE UR CHANNELL AH

[@aj4104]

Draw My Life yas

[@Fisto-wl2zj]

Draw My Life Hi I'm Tom

[@user-od9dy7hx3w]

R.I.P. Fiona, the most patient girl on the planet.

[@thecrowlady13]

Dylan Entwistle or forgetful

[@ingeaten]

​@@thecrowlady13Eda!

[@honeyyhowell8769]

"maybe you should stop socialising, everyone hates you" me at myself

[@icyyloser1814]

Dan Howells gay ass nails u too?!

[@taylorfran2135]

ur username gives me life btw

[@eshapoddar7640]

Dan Howells gay ass nails i dont know whats more relatable. Your comment or your handle

[@renaciousd]

same

[@Kikiguuurl]

Dan Howells gay ass nails true

[@loucar1067]

Dan: where did the aliens come from? Tom: came from the hole HOLE MUSIC

[@dylansickinger545]

*ominous music sting*

[@ImNeverProfit7517]

bwaaaaam

[@Bilfred-hp4tj]

Where did that music come from?

[@sepiasmith5065]

my socializing quota same

[@Kate-uj9rx]

Sepia Smith same btw I'm curious what is flag is that for

[@indiand6460]

Me: "that's my socialising quota up for the month"

[@connysophie]

Dan giving socializing tips? What parallel universe is this??

[@ellie_kempe]

And we can see how it ends...

[@PaleNoFace]

What kind of AU is this ? Am I on the weird side of the Internet again ?

[@getyourbounceon]

In a parallel universe where dan Howell is sociable

[@tkerrd8999]

Internet support group live

[@leonewashere]

I think he is confident and sensible he just doesn't enjoy socializing for long periods of time

[@ajb4230]

And this is true documentation why the bison needs a buff

[@emelypalacios721]

DAN AT THE END IM-

[@h4nn.h]

when you know it's fictional : anthony padildo gives dating advice

[@faerieangeltaitai]

YOU RIGHT!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Laggex_]

hannah You like jazz?

[@temimeow]

hannah IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE HELP

[@sofiawells915]

hannah 1k like 😊

[@redlightning9363]

At 2:57 Dan's wearing a box that says "don't talk to me" hint for his merch maybe?

[@heyhriday]

It really was, woah

[@WILL_DPW]

O_O but I want the box.

[@Mattdasecondog]

It’s actually he doesn’t wanna socialize since he said his socializing quote which he can’t socialize after

[@BumbleBeeBoi]

3:23 he’s using the riotous bison, what a legend!

[@zamin6060]

I love how the poster for the Zodiac Killer has a picture of Ted Cruz on it.

[@abbidunn853]

ted cruz is the zodiac killer

[@IanScoines]

zubercharge this was the funniest joke of the whole sketch for me 😂

[@BEEFlad]

"Are you free tonight? Cuz I don't have any money" *slaps* "I deserved that" Nice one dude😂😂😂

[@465j9]

F me now is pretty gud

[@Lilopad]

A YEAR LATER AND I FINALLY GET IT

[@pawn5253]

This line is a grade A roast.

[@korimckee2401]

Feather took you nearly 2 years to get a prostitute joke? eh, can't blame you.

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

Lumine You are the Anti-Christ! Your likes are 666! We’re fucked!

[@lilly1928374650]

*Dan* giving love advice *Me* Laughs hysterically, cries, rolls all over the floor

[@mariadementeva2751]

Louise Leech He met the love of his life at 18 and managed not to fuck things up for, what, eight yers now? Dude, I'd take ALL the love advice from Dan.

[@lilly1928374650]

Мария Дементьева --- You are correct. *#Phan** confirmed*

[@totallyhowell2778]

You're making me feel things stop

[@EmIdc]

I mean he's got the man of his dreams

[@futuretruckdriver1010]

The weapon that the alien has looks like the bison from tf2

[@BigDiff]

it is the bison

[@DivLikes2Doodle]

The bison is a promo item for an irl sci fi prop called the bison, and that’s the irl prop

[@leens4519]

Omg dans wearing the top that he made Phil wear in PINOF 9

[@indigo365]

Dan And Phil Fan Called Eleni the one where he looked like a “vampire” 😂

[@leens4519]

Amandaت EXACTLY he looks like a vampire

[@CandiCarcass-dk5hc]

Dan And Phil Fan Called Eleni WOW

[@leens4519]

the blue diamond wolf I love that top so much

[@jessavhole2847]

I know, I got so happy when I saw it. Idk why but I love that shirt

[@sp00kyphand0m4]

Squishy 😂😂

[@nathanwestmoreland6984]

Squishy 😂😂

[@felixjose4834]

Kaytlin Bazan I READ THIS THE MOMENT IT HAPPENED 😂😂

[@cam9404]

stolen jimmy carr joke

[@AlphadawgomegaloveFOB]

GEE WAY ? IN YOUR PIC

[@kaibamar]

+Ashley Doleman MCR HI

[@gracileferrante4313]

Tomska is a genius

[@CharcoalRabbit]

Mrs. Johnson and Centaur painting for the picture perfect video. Righteous Bison gun from Team Fortress 2 which also reminds me of Doctor Who.

[@therealdezbruce]

"I CAN SAVE THE DAY!" (has two guns) *THROWS GUN* This would be me.

[@emilyprocter3152]

(every person in britain)

[@daniellavallo5026]

Sarcastic Sparkle or me

[@juliarveith]

Sarcastic Sparkle this has 666 likes

[@demoloversz]

"Ho, that's veeewy noice"- Daniel Howell's torso 2017

[@SerenaBaillie]

Prof. Immortal yeah

[@petewentzfrommychemicalrom3114]

Aye it's my boi padildo

[@milesclique1701]

Deadly Potato aha.

[@Uglydugly]

Deadly Potato 😂😂

[@iminlovewithmyownsinsnottr2685]

Deadly Potato oml haha

[@elviradistress]

I just clutched my stomach to stop laughing omg 😂

[@sweetflowerlollol]

Deadly Potato OH FUCK YOU.

[@Foxyct0]

Tom: * gets splashed with water * Also Tom: No! Mom come back!

[@user-lj8zy8he1m]

"what was that?" "a bust" OKAY

[@shadythot1765]

I love this collab with Anthony

[@heounmochi8697]

HeyNah❤ im crafting thanks

[@ashtonwallace8864]

I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@pixiekells7633]

HAHAHA I CAN'T

[@s-annglover9148]

lol i just got it😅😂

[@trucevideos]

why are u guys laughing at a fact? lol

[@attackonboo]

Dan wearing that "don't talk to me" box on his head is me when I'm at school

[@kirstys2364]

Not The Scottish Average its me in any social situation ever

[@kirstys2364]

I love your profile pic by the way. *iF i sINg AloNG A LiTtLe FuCkING LoUdEr tO mY hAPpy SoNg* (also omg I'm Scottish too omg)

[@attackonboo]

Kirsty S yes man! Wow we must be twins :D

[@K321DUB]

Not The Scottish Average thats the spirit eh! Eh eh! Sorry bmth is my life!

[@luversavenuex]

Not The Scottish Average BMTH FAM ayyeee

[@phantomknight3456]

I like how he actually took all he pick up lines seriously

[@hippolover3924]

Tom: You’re the Zodiac Killer.. I FOUND YOU!!!!! Lmao I’m dead.

[@riley_6363]

Hippolover39 The Zodiac killer is actually Andrew Hussie

[@riley_6363]

Matti cat ?

[@merp756]

"Well how do you think she feels?" SQUISHY. XDXD

[@kelseyrosemanuel9385]

What was that? A bust

[@gabialas8008]

KelseyRose Manuel hahahaha omg I get it now😂

[@fyrentenimar]

So underrated.

[@coinlockerbaby578]

KelseyRose Manuel Well, how do you think she feels?!

[@teamusta1992]

i fucking choked when i got it 😂😂😂

[@rohanpatel3204]

KelseyRose Manuel I don’t get it yet....

[@fauxagency6333]

7 years and still gold. TomSka please start making that kind of videos AGAIN

[@drawingfrenzy915]

dan sounds like me when I'm trying to make someone feel better DAN: Everyone hates you. TOM: Everyone? DAN:Well, not everyone. Just the people who have met you and know that you exist.

[@mayobomb1254]

Drawing Frenzy why is this me talking to myself in social situations

[@PrimrosePetals]

*Dan sounds like he's talking to me*

[@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562]

Drawing Frenzy so basically everyone

[@datmemeyboi]

This sounds like me talking to myself

[@crabmeat3803]

Drawing Frenzy you sound like a cynical asshole to be honest, mate.

[@manveercumo9019]

are you an alien? “cause your outta this world” me: HAHAHAHA

[@mayrinbenitez7698]

manveer cumo 😂

[@wateryourhouseplants3973]

"I can save the day!" *throws gun* NO DANIEL THAT IS NOT HOW YOU GUN

[@kaperjuice]

Water Your Houseplants when your British friend doesn’t know how to America

[@SamanthaBryant]

Water Your Houseplants only the baby knows how to gun.

[@josiahklein70]

I know, right. **holds gun with thumb on trigger and barrel toward face** _This_ is how you gun.

[@dan5721]

Can we have a moment for the sound designer on this it’s FUCKING PERFECT

[@kelseyrosemanuel9385]

You took advice from Daniel. Of course you couldn't get the girl

[@fauxpod]

KelseyRose Manuel I'm sure he could find a guy though😂 (plz don't crush me internet, I know that dan doesn't have a label and he finds both guys and girls attractive please don't sue me or kill me)

[@Alex-xq2qw]

Kayla Novas that disclaimer made the comment 😂

[@user-idgaf123]

Anthony not Daniel...

[@geneva1895]

KelseyRose Manuel fjjsjfkdhfkkdjmkrjf

[@fauxpod]

Alex Hopkin-Spratt ik all comments need disclaimers bc demon phannies will murder you😂 but yea 😂

[@odeliahandy7991]

The only reason I know it's Anthony is because Dan wouldn't give social advice bc otherwise I couldn't tell.

[@floatii5169]

Odelia Handy oh stahp

[@lookslikeasra9319]

I like how Anthony Padildo is wearing the same clothes Dan had from DanAndPhilGames

[@appi105]

Ellesse Angelika your profile pic made my day

[@DragouMC]

“What was that?” “A bust” Tom is a genius

[@thememerboi6841]

Alternative Title : A married gay man tries to gave a straight man a relationship advice

[@virgilsanders2580]

Ok

[@pissapocalypse]

He's married?

[@Jessica-bz1vm]

Maggatrix no, he’s not; ppl just think he’s basically married to Phil, even tho they might not even be together

[@pissapocalypse]

@@Jessica-bz1vm He said that they were more than friends in his coming out video

[@Jessica-bz1vm]

Maggatrix yeah, but he never said they were still together. I’m also not saying they definitely aren’t dating, just that we can’t be certain

[@oppie9966]

Bag of kids: *cries* Tom: *hits bag* StOp It

[@mozxz]

and funny enough, if he had said that, Baby Yoda is in this bag , and hit it, people would have demanded him to commit seppuku, but normal babies ? That is Fine!

[@breezyfan1012]

@@mozxz I forgot about baby yoda and now the rember him I want to hug him

[@garypeat3787]

breezy fan 101 baby groot is best change my mind

[@L4mp15]

600th like

[@314rft]

It's revenge against the baby with a gun.

[@am-wr6ws]

i'm just laughing cuz we all know dan doesn't actually know anything about socializing

[@e01apslsk]

he does its just for show that he doesnt...

[@moggyjohnny3381]

Ewan let people enjoy things

[@katehedley565]

Ewan someone said it

[@e01apslsk]

or, maybe he isnt awkward anymore and just acts like it?

[@kalicofoxxo4051]

or a clone

[@minimymo]

The “hi I’m Tom” while looking away from the arm he’s shaking is the best!

[@piperjofox8206]

Dan pretends to know things about dating

[@Laggex_]

Wtf

[@el_bocaj4033]

laliloveable true

[@sunnivamilne5399]

PJ that's what I was thinking

[@7irtual-4ngel]

PHIL

[@bethmarie3206]

He knows all about dating from Phil

[@twatella9120]

dan- i can save the day!! also dan- throws a gun at an alien

[@flophawk]

Hey I'm Dan I'm also Dan daaaaaaaaaan

[@absolxtion]

Flophawk game grumps!

[@Haze-eh3vy]

hey you saw the video too???

[@inspgonzalez]

SQUISHY YOU MUST BE THE ZODIAC KILLER I HAVE FOUND YOU tomska-2017

[@legocity2643]

She must be Ted Cruz's sister.

[@apokalipso6172]

God, i love these twists.

[@just_a_bagel]

"Don't worry! I can save the day!" *Throws Gun* well it was worth a try XD

[@eddiemate]

Zain Nasir He’s British, they don’t use guns.

[@deltaphant_]

TAZ Dust

[@monochaos9442]

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. ..... except when that good guy with a gun acts like a dumbass

[@speedypainter52]

Zain Nasir wow I read this right when that part came XD

[@dilhowlter2246]

did dalien grow up?!

[@lucisnotalive9669]

dil please don't cheat on tabitha

[@antisepticblep3825]

Dil Howlter OMG

[@adannawilliams7897]

Dil Howlter DAN GET YOUR SON

[@skylow3245]

Le Alien*

[@luvnoelluv]

WalxZ no... dalien

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

“Where are my thumbs?!” “In the hole.”

[@LukelayAlt]

*Zooms in on hole and plays dramatic tone*

[@ShadowSearcher31]

“How did they get in the hole” “Through the orb”

[@ourlordjubus]

Where did the orb come from the hole

[@dylansickinger545]

*ominous music sting*

[@FlamIsOnThePhone]

*Insert Zooming into the hole* 🕳️

[@yourfellowthomasd3675]

The subtitles at the intro are so relatable

[@juliaeisenbarth8077]

WAS THAT DALIEN? Because that would be a quite awkward plottwist

[@coolguy-cw7ng]

“If looks could kill then...” *YOU MUST BE THE ZODIAC KILLER* *I’VE FOUND YOU*

[@Exxo3452]

Hey baby you work at MacDonalds? Because I'm lovin' it *MacDonald theme starts playing*

[@lilredstrawberriez]

Ba da ba ba ba!

[@ausisrandom5686]

MacDonald

[@__-sx6fy]

o r i g a n a l

[@mikejones6162]

mccdonalds*

[@musemajor]

@@mikejones6162 mcdonalds*

[@silVApax]

I didn't expect the ending

[@meganbreen1980]

I'm more shook that Dan is at a party without Phil

[@chloe5618]

honestly same

[@LilyKruczekRoshellBlog]

Shmegan 1234 same af

[@lizlewis1851]

Shmegan 1234 welp it's a good thing we know it would never happen irl

[@ratsmacker4193]

Realy strange, Tom shud've put Phil as a random party guest

[@rosaliewelsh5987]

Phil was probably there but trying to convince their friends that they're not together

[@shariq5261]

I wonder is musically had permission to use the audio from this

[@soph2325]

Guy with Games they never do

[@willdyer9688]

No they didn't. Not in any way.

[@Starlight-py8kd]

Trash oof Sophie wait really?

[@Andy-gv4pm]

Nobody gets permission they download audio and make a vid and it gets featured

[@Starlight-py8kd]

andy Isn't that illegal?