Biden Says to Lock Up Trump, Trump’s Hitler Positivity: Late Night's News of the Week

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

“Let’s get to the news” and everyone’s blood pressure spikes.

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

We’re looking at you Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada.

[@Moekoffee2001]

Trump dance is the “Palmer”

[@missoula2213]

The ol' Grope and Stroke.

[@GeorgePapadopolous]

MAGA Mention Arnold's Genitalia Again

[@Uncle_GenX]

🤣

[@the_great_zampano]

Do you think it's disgusting AF? So do we around the globe. Tell Trumpf.

[@Steven-lo1lk]

If that what makes Arnold a man, is trump a mushroom?

[@missoula2213]

No, Trump is just a walking, talking, dancing pile of 💩.

[@ralfschumann6201]

Menshroom...

[@nanarose8537]

​@@missoula2213 🤣😂

[@obi-ron]

@Steven-lo1lk • No. There's no description of that miserable old man that could truthfully say he was any kind of a fungi. 😅

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Well, some people think he’s a fungi. I think he’s a sphincter.

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

Tuck Tuck and Trumplestealskin tell on themselves during speeches. It’s an outrage contest, and I h8 them all. Why don’t they leave us alone?

[@Baldevi]

No hate; despising is better than hate. Hate brings one down to the level of the one hated. Tho I do despise them too, believe me. Hate devours one's spirit and energy. Turn that energy out as passion to round up more supporters. You do have Free Will too tho. You are welcome to scoff and ignore me too.

[@DonFahquidmi]

I can't tell if that guy who went on and on about Arnie's manhood was envy or fantasy.

[@nanarose8537]

Both! 🤦

[@beckyeinolf3300]

How can ANYONE be undecided at this point? The two candidates are so very different! What else do people need to hear?

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

28,000,000 people have voted early as of today.

[@edwardroche2480]

So who do you scream at when you hit your thumb with a hammer, stubbed your toe, or backed over the garbage can.

[@Christine-jz1qj]

I loved the joke about Trump's intelligence in his Mar-a-lago bathroom.😅

[@crystalshaw8744]

That parrish was hell.

[@leliad7602]

Seth, the joke is that Donald Trump was asked to speak at an Optimist meeting! He is the least optimistic person we know!

[@molochi]

I only pray when I'm read the news. But then I am an actual atheist.

[@retiredrn1873]

Instead of "X" can we call it "Ex"?

[@the_great_zampano]

wow MacDonald's in free fall after Trump stunt! 😲

[@truxus3316]

wtf. Am i just old or did everyone forget about that "untergang" meme. Der Angriff Steiner's ist nicht ppassiert

[@angelfairy13]

Well you might need that info later USA by the 27th

[@secondarydevice1767]

Oh he has family, his Mom twitted that Republicans should try to vote multiple times. Not the fastest tweet deletion ever, but it was gone pretty quick lol.

[@edwardroche2480]

Not quick enough more people got caught changing other people's votes last week then in the last 40 years

[@angelfairy13]

Hmm…

[@christiancrab9478]

800 pages Iliad? So she inventend over 200 pages by herself, so she had not to talk to him??

[@atomthegreat541]

It'd be cool if you use that fail melody, as they did on Price is Right when a joke don't go over good. Like the Rudolph and the migrants bit that you had done that just completely and utterly smack face first onto a bed of not great jokes.

[@atomthegreat541]

It said read a comment a couple episodes back about me saying Jesus wasn't white. That was pretty cool.

[@horsthotzenplotz3321]

1 week with Frump is like 1 year in wonky bonky land. Only it‘s not funny anymore. 😩

[@EVatsonovski]

Busting on Biden like that is really bad humor. Low brow.

[@VickyBobbieie]

My partner tried to seduce me with a dance. It was adorable until he attempted a spin move and ended up knocking over a lamp. Smooth moves, honey😻

[@GodheadNee]

his hog must be HUGE to knock over a lamp!