BIDEN VS TRUMP: DEMENTIA MATCH UP! | Christopher Titus | Titus Podcast

[@vegastjg]

One of the two called Howard Stern many years ago pretending he was his own publicist. One of the two said covid was going to go away in April due to a miracle. One of the two said Hilary was going to go to jail if he was the POTUS. One of these two guys said covid will go away in April due to a miracle. One of the two said the noises from windmills cause cancer. One of the two said the stock market was going to tank if the other was elected. One of these two guys said the unemployment will skyrocket if the other was elected. One of these two guys said Mexico was going to pay for the wall.

[@timcirulis5273]

Remember when one of these guys blew the budget for the Secret Service in seven months at his own property. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[@leslieknapp8985]

Classic John Barron

[@davidsmith-uw2ci]

Hmm I wonder who that could be? Lol

[@chantalfinn6173]

Ya well the other one ate ICE CREAM!!!

[@timcirulis5273]

@@chantalfinn6173 The horror lol

[@TheArgiShow]

My dad once told me, "Sometimes, what a person *believes* to be true is more important to them than what *is actually* true."

[@RockingMyReasons]

The young guy you follow named Luke Beasley is great! He's so brave when he interviews the tRump supporters... Fun to watch!

[@lesleygraham5927]

Me too I love Luke, he's really happy to try and educate or re educate Trump supporters, hopefully his efforts will make a difference.

[@Ferocious_Fairy]

Pam Hemphill, the grandmother with cancer who went to jail for her participation in the riot on Jan. 6 credited Luke Beasley for helping deprogram her out of the MAGA cult. I love Luke's calm approach to presenting and commenting on the news! He does such a great job interviewing MAGAts and I hope he's able to sway even more people away from the Republicons lies and extremism!

[@theGameClown93]

Oh I was thinking he was talking about the Good Liars they have a short where a lady say “Obamas third term” thing almost word for word

[@officialbrucewayne]

That's exactly who I was thinking about when he was talking cause I remember seeing that video

[@JustGrowUpAlready]

@officialbrucewayne ​​⁠ The next President, after Biden’s 2nd term, will be one of these young, bright, informed, and involved Americans.

[@da8675]

I listen to the Skeptics Guide to the Universe podcast. Of all the critical thinking knowledge I've learned, the most important was that having a high IQ doesn't insulate anyone from misinformation. Only learning essential tools of thinking and the fallacies of motivated reasoning helps people discern fact from fiction.

[@M.Linoge]

After Trump as elected, there was a British panel show with comedians and someone said "we underestimated Trump." And one of the comedians said "Oh, no. We all read him perfectly. What happened was we overestimated the republican voters." They would know, being 14 years under Tory rule and electing Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson as their leader... right wingers vote for the weirdest people.

[@kertvangorder2791]

When you hate other people as much as you hate yourself you will make up anything to make yourself feel better.

[@dridadbunkerphd6523]

Can't spell hatred without red hat.

[@paulpryor850]

Give me the guy who wasn't civilly liable for rape. When you're a self-proclaimed billionaire and you need a bond to appeal. Whose paying?

[@vforwombat9915]

that was for the 83 million. since then, he now needs to pony up another 450 million, and now another 400k for a case in the UK he lost. plus paying for his lawyers. plus i hear he is running for president, and that usually takes some $$. btw, as of a few days ago, the trump campaign had 30$ million in cash to run the campaign, and probably to pay lawyers in criminal cases. the Biden campaign had 130$ million. this is reassuring, but the polls are not. so vote blue. and while i cannot tell you to kidnap anybody who would vote red and hold them in a dark cellar until after the election, i can dream.....

[@kelst75]

His rabid base.

[@erinnunya7847]

That's what I said we can vote them in all we like but somebody gave him that money and now we're going to have a president that's beholden to somebody else?

[@paulvamos7319]

​@@erinnunya7847the last president to not listen to the establishment was Reagan! They let a guy that close! 😂 Not now! No one knows more than an hour in advance what time he will be somewhere and they all have doubles! 😂

[@schrodingerthecat]

@@paulvamos7319Please seek help.

[@robertcarrasco2504]

That was luke Beasley you were talking about interviewing people at DONALD VON SHIZINPANTS rallies

[@isaackitone]

It's Adam, now with the MTN.

[@Mama-eu1ss]

President Biden's mother is the mother that all children deserve. My fellow Mama bears get it.

[@MauiGirl276]

The nun would be lucky if she even got a warning

[@kendallfredrickson2696]

❤Rachel I love your podcast knock em dead ....it is awesome. Waiting for each episode is torture. I wish it was once a week like Armageddon update. Really love both of them! But I really love yours bc it is a subject no one really talks about. You had me hooked when you had Dr Eben Alexander, I had already read his book. Which is fantastic. Thank you so much for all the work you have done. Also you are so funny...so is Christopher (long time fan) just delighted for your humor and kindness. Comedy is my medicine ✌️💙🌊 and lord knows we need it the orange turd terrorizing the planet, so thank you. ....oh and I love love love highlander 's funfacts ❤❤❤

[@gamepapa1211]

"We live in a country that Saudi Arabia and Russia reba derp OHhh!" - Donald Jessica Trump. Truly a man who knows words and has the best words!

[@vforwombat9915]

well, i gotta say i didn't know that word he used.

[@beatrice1234ful]

It's ok to call him John, that's what they call the toilet in England. I feel bad for everyone called Jessica having her name used in this creature's name.

[@Ferocious_Fairy]

@@beatrice1234ful I'm pretty sure the Jessica middle name is a reference to Randy Rainbow. 😊🌈

[@rossjudd6049]

I don't think that there will be a mall on the moon, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was an Amazon distribution center there!

[@wadestclair249]

Never trust anyone who tells you "trust me im like a smart person"

[@vforwombat9915]

"I'm not a doctor, but i have, like, a big you know what..." one of the very quintessential trump quotes. here's another one: "oh, i think i'm humble. I have more humility than you can imagine." and of course, coming in at #1: "I'm the biggest whiner. I whine and I whine until i get what i want."

[@PapaSanto1973]

#DEMENTIADON!!!

[@jacobt4013]

Favorite part of the show - when the three of you were hysterically laughing at Lauren Bobert.😆😆😆

[@PlayfulMichie]

I just saw Christopher and Rachel in Syracuse and they were AMAZING!! I haven’t laughed that hard in so long and it was worth every penny. Go see it you won’t regret it ❤ As an aside; I’m on the ragged edge of getting my ass kicked by my friend (who went with me) because I won’t stop bringing up that Chris tried to ask her a question right as she ate a fry. 😂I won’t let it go until the day I die. 😂

[@chelseadelo3260]

Pretty fucked up that Clarence Thomas didnt feel the need to recuse himself from the Colorado case considering his wife participated in the insurrection. There should be an investigation into that.

[@Yoder023]

....and who will investigate? They are "the highest"

[@chelseadelo3260]

@Yoder023 the DOJ, Congress, or both.

[@Yoder023]

@chelseadelo3260 Oh that's right. I should have been clear: Who will actually hold them accountable? It's not the DOJ. How do I know? ....because Trump is still getting away, still free, still meeting with foreign enemies, and still allowed to scam his cult

[@Ramona57-TX]

As always another great show and I have had a blast.

[@Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88]

HaHaHaHa I got an ad with trump asking for "donations" HaHaHaHa

[@sunshine3914]

Yep, 3rd time for me.

[@sunshine3914]

Just got another!

[@lovetafrank7852]

Asking for donations no I see he begging for donations

[@isaackitone]

KZbin thinks....."A podcast talking about trump? Let's push Trump ads to them". Not knowing they are sending the adverts to those who are just going to laugh at him. Screen record the hell out of that shit and make it as ridiculous as possible.

[@johndavid4831]

It makes me laugh to think, how badly Pelosi and Obama traumatized Chump.

[@TheLastSane1]

Trump has never forgiven Obama for roasting him at the white house press party that one year. Pelosi is just a name he remembers to bring up because she was in charge of the dems during his term so he just shouts he name out of habit because he blamed her for everything for 4 years.

[@evanpatterson7098]

Because 1 of those is a woman & the other because he's a black man.

[@BAYBAY_316]

Glad to have found this podcast. Nice to hear some sane view points. I'll have to listen to the Political episodes Sparingly because it just makes me so damn depressed what's happened to this country

[@lisanolan6035]

Ha! There was a youtube ad during your podcast with Trump pleading for campain donations!

[@vforwombat9915]

it was even funnier when i saw the ad after a Beau of the Fifth column video. and it was shocking, trump 'humbly' asked for donations and told ppl to 'put your family first.'

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Most of coffeezillas stuff is exposing crypto scams and he gets ads for them on his channel. I feel like, whoever or whatever assigns ads to channels has a sense of humor.

[@jschultz2363]

The Bobert family is raising the crime rate in Colorado.

[@theGameClown93]

You’re thinking about the Good Liars at 13:11 they are HILARIOUS

[@bittersweetdragon8463]

Hammas is not Gaza. Gaza is not Hammas.

[@dridadbunkerphd6523]

And as Jewish person who will always support the existence of Israel, I can tell everyone that criticizing the Israel's current fascist and racist government leadership is not being anti-Semitic. It's just being honest about the vicious, inhumane actions they have been justifying because "HAMAS...HAMAS...HAMAS!". Just as criticizing my own government in the USA is not unpatriotic. When the privileged fools in DC screw up the lives of WE The People REAL AMericans should call them out and vote them out. Which means removing all MAGAAtts from office asap. BTW: HAMAS suspended all elections in the Strip 5 years ago. So, when fools claim "Hey, those people voted for HAMAS" they are full of crap.

[@dawnbeaird5183]

The only channel I actually look forward to the Ad's! Great job, thanks. 👏👏👏

[@sunshine3914]

8:36 STOP! It was Biden’s idea to get ice cream.

[@isaackitone]

I hope it wasn't his idea to let paparazzi follow him into the ice cream shop.

[@buddyflood6761]

Sounds like a good idea, I'm hitting pause! Lol

[@nothanks8426]

To be fair to Seth Meyers, he's commented several times about the disaster that was 'the ice cream incident' on his show. He was not aware the reporters were going to be there since the ice cream thing was impromptu post-show; like Biden was like 'wanna grab some ice cream real quick before I go?' and Seth was like 'of course' I normally dont give a toss about late night shows, but Seth's I do since he is relatively progressive for a mainstream/network show

[@kurisu7885]

Lost his morality? How can Trump lose what he never had?

[@meh52749]

Haha Beetlejuiced! 😂 nice, highlander

[@StephsScary]

Always look forward to this podcast!

[@soundsurgen3293]

Hey Rachel thx for the info on them girl scouts mint chocolate cookie bites @costco!

[@JnEricsonx]

Thank you Christopher. As I said back in 2016, Hillary might be Magneto or Doctor Doom but Trump is the fucking Joker. 8 years later...I hate being right.

[@manuelvilla8105]

You're both idiots

[@markcoykendall]

Just ordered my AG1. High hopes!

[@evanpatterson7098]

Luke should've kept filming as her circuits blew out. 😂😂

[@hunglikeahorse---fly]

I had a very bad stutter as a kid. My dad (6'8" 250) thought the best way to break it was for me to put my little hand into his large calloused (from being a mechanic in the 80's) hand and every time I stuttered he would smack my hand with his other hand. It didn't help... I know shock... but it did give me insane bruises!!

[@helpmeImpoor5314]

I'm sorry. That's terrible

[@hunglikeahorse---fly]

@tanjabuchholz5314 it was. He became much more loving in his last few years and apologized for that and a lot of other things. He wasn't a priest if you're wondering. Lol

[@colinhoffman9092]

Young journalist that Titus referenced I believe is Adam Mockler, who has great nonconfrontational critical questions, awesome communications in disparate communications

[@loristorbakken5522]

I thought he might be talking about Luke Beasley

[@lovetafrank7852]

I thought it was Luke

[@wait...what...]

Yep, it's Adam. MTN just picked him up. Love that kid!!!

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I'm still surprised that he hasn't been hurt. Being nonconfrontational is a good way to avoid violence when you are dealing with rational people but the nuts he deals with aren't that.

[@karlheinzegger9790]

It's unfortunate that this year America has to choose between two old men to be their president. That's the hand you dealt yourselves. The question is now do you want to continue to live in a democracy under a leader who has actually something to show for his presidency or do you want to live in a country run buy a fascist who doesn't actually know what he is doing.

[@lepusmalignis1628]

Some of the booking sites will now let you exclude specific plane models. Boeing MAX, etc...

[@Rhythm911]

Biden still makes sense all the time though, doesn't he ?!?! I was born into the same generation, as Uncle Joe, just 10 years later, and in those days, kids with speech problems were as common as KZbinr/Influencers of the present generation. And he was always understandable, coherent, saying things based in reality !!! And never sounding like he's on hard drugs that speed you up!!!!

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Biden does have an issue now and then. More or less at the level on might expect from someone in their 80s. Trump is making similar mistakes but the difference is that they are almost constantly happening.

[@evanpatterson7098]

When i hit the lottery, I'm running for office.

[@jeanneghad1043]

Ray is so spot on, same experience with family and friends 😢

[@vforwombat9915]

which is odd, because she is on a different spot. idk why they decided t permanently switch places.

[@gregoryshinn9805]

Thanks for the video

[@vaughnbode1420]

"Ice cream shop with OBAMA" Even you Titus can switch up the names by mistake at 8:37.

[@jimb6950]

Chris and crew all the way

[@barbaraanderson9633]

Yay Christopher.

[@nebulousvoid]

Much Love!

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Biden did a great job at the sotu .. the disrespect of the gop and MTG was so rude ! I love that he called out the Supreme Court and the republicans on the border bill too. But honest the best and by best I mean funny or terrifying 😂😳 equal parts both , part of it all was really the gop response 😂😂😂😂you gotta watch it .. then go watch snl 😂

[@kertvangorder2791]

Putin clogs my toilet every morning after I drink my coffee.

[@jacobt4013]

That's what I call: making a Trump.

[@kertvangorder2791]

@@jacobt4013 I guess I'll be making a Trump after this cup.

[@SCOTTEDM]

11:49 Oh Obama lives rent free in his head for sure. Trump has some serious ptsd from that White House Correspondents dinner.

[@wait...what...]

Joe Biden was actually a cute little kid. Whereas dumpy's kid photo, well... you can see where Eric gets his unfortunate looks. That isn't Ivanka's fault.

[@beatrice1234ful]

Asking the president questions when he wants to eat icecream is ruder than rude, it's unacceptable. Everyone learns that it's bad talking while eating, first the food will get cold, second you might say something that ruins the other people's appetite. That's why it's a crime making someone talk while eating icecream, the best food ever invented will melt away and THAT will ruin a person's whole day .

[@Fragdemented]

@titusnation I just want to point out that the words "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV" Are NOT a part of the memory test. He was literally boasting about remembering the words for extra points, and all he was doing was naming things in front of him because he couldn't remember the actual words. 🤣

[@lovetafrank7852]

That's what I've been saying all along.

[@joshuadillon7134]

How the hell did I end up with a sponsored Trump campaign ad on this podcast?! D'oh.

[@kenhylind4478]

KZbin places the ads based on whatever settings the advertiser chooses (Trump/RNC). We have nothing to do with it. Good. Let them waste whatever money he and the RNC have left.

[@joshuadillon7134]

@kenhylind4478 Oh definitely. Moreso a question for KZbin AI than you all lol. The algorithm was not trained well in this instance.

[@jeffkovach9495]

Trump is the Ultimate Sin! Pass it on! Thanks!

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I loved John Olivers Boeing bit.

[@shelbell9013]

Air drops, ship drops, and trucks are collectively better than just trucks.

[@michaelreach1106]

Trump is the batman in the Scenario

[@dogit1840]

Oh my God SpaceX has gotten billions of dollars from the United States to develop the landing craft for the next landing on the moon.

[@stanleyhyde8529]

Portraying trum as the red headed bully from A Christmas Story is a mischaracterization. Trump would never beat someone up like that. He would just pay somebody else to do it.

[@rhondabotkin7765]

The red 'You're in a Cult' hat, where do I find it ? It will go with my 'Tuck Frump' shirt perfectly! Also big fan, watched you for many many years (You're old😂). It's ok- me too.

[@sambabisky4742]

Great commentary, it is the ideology of these men, not to mention a career Politian, and a career land lord. A guy who has dealt with every country that matters in the world and a guy who has three or four friends and they are despots who just want to use him. Do you take your car to a guy who sold apartments, all his life then buys a garage, or a guy who has owned a garage all his life. Gimme a break.

[@timtheskeptic1147]

I just go to my neighbor who can fix anything for 40 bucks (or, 30 and a six pack)

[@nicholasgallanis7539]

Asking someone "who is the current POTUS?" is a reliable means to field diagnose possible head trauma.

[@renostrano5842]

Remember what Reagan (Oh, St. Reagan!) once said when he was asked about being the most powerful person in the world (paraphrasing so excuse any inaccuracies). "Every morning someone comes and tells me what I'm going to do that day. He's the most powerful man in the world." :)

[@rotc7733]

That was me omg sweet ❤❤❤❤

[@BryantPP]

The Dementia Decathlon! Make it happen...

[@mikev1759]

Interpose... interject... interchange(whew, got it)

[@ChristyLDesigns]

I see Trump more like the Riddler, because everything out of his mouth you say WTF did he say! 😅

[@string_fellow_hawk]

1:24 😢 poor Dave 😂😂

[@ChauntelleARussell]

AG1 is like drinking a green fruity SAND drink

[@dogit1840]

The international space station has 5,600 square feet of living space

[@kcp7042]

This election is going to come down to which vice president do you want running the country.

[@TheAquabears]

It's Commandant Lassard from the Police Academy films versus Old Corrupt Biff Tannen from Back To The Future 2. This should really be no contest. One's an upright guy who cares, and the other's.... Donald Trump.

[@Pryncess_Jewelsy_4_Kimberley]

I wish I could go to the filming. I'm so sad, I REALLY want to do the after party too. But I'm in Vegas. :(

[@chelseadelo3260]

Pretty sure Luke Beasley is the kid youre talking about.

[@guyrose2847]

I truly believe Weisselberg walks the line because Cheeto threatens his family. The Great CombedOver Pumpkin actually OWNS the family. You know, the "I know where you live" bit.

[@crankydragon]

Bi Bi has literally on film talked about how he wants Hamas to exist. It gives him an excuse to oppress the Palestinians. It's an open-air-prison so nothing much happens in Gaza that Israel doesn't allow or is just too concomitant to stop. The have one of the most well trained military forces on the plant so you tell me: was incompetence or what?

[@lovetafrank7852]

He just wants a cease fire to stop all of the senseless murders.

[@wendythepseudokrican]

​@@lovetafrank7852Bibi doesn't want ceasefire

[@lovetafrank7852]

I was thinking you meant President Biden

[@lesleygraham5927]

I know Biden wants the ceasefire, but the Israelies wants Netanyahu gone, Bibi's the problem.

[@James-bv4rs]

Adam Mockler is who you might be speaking about.

[@TheSteveBoyd]

8:39 - *Biden. Ummm, Titus? C'mon, man... 🤣

[@lorrainevezeau-kq3jg]

Always Projecting

[@jamesrobinson2086]

The marker on his golf course is for tax liability... if they can even IMPLY the location is a historical landmark.. he gets huge benefits

[@veessayin2878]

Thanks for calling out the child labor, human trafficking, racketeering org, better known as Scientology!

[@ttburn6338]

"Re-Be-Doo-Ah!" (Donald "Large A-brain" Trump)

[@I.M.MaHoney]

How do you have a donation ad for Trump running before the video?!?!?!?

[@zackharvey7027]

The only reason I even pay for KZbin premium is so I don't have to deal with trump ads. I had one that was like 20 minutes long but wouldn't let me skip. I even tried to change the video and still kept getting the ad.

[@davidobriend8560]

I don't think the channel picks the ads. I get Trump ads on channels that there'd b 0 chance a Trump supporter would watch. I think the advertiser pays KZbin, not the channel, and it's prob done by your location. Then, the channel gets cut of ad money.

[@rhondag.simmons3312]

8:11 you should watch epic rap battles of history on Biden and trump...lol

[@rhondag.simmons3312]

Elderly memory is very sensitive to infections like uti's and upper respiratory infections....but yes senility and dementia and forgetfulness are showing obviously.

[@michaelainsley3807]

Ick. KZbin put a Chump ad before your video.

[@DoubleGoat9Cap-Gem-Sag]

RESEARCH DR. JOHN GARTNER'S EVALUATION. He says definitely DEMENTIA for Trump 😉

[@graceaute3648]

Not that I needed any convincing, but holy hell, with all the comparisons just lined up next to each other… 😳 how could anyone still be on the fence about this decision-let alone support that clown?!!

[@MikeUIibarri]

Worthy of a sub. haha

[@thomaswilliams5110]

First elect Biden. Second nominate 4 more justices.

[@Saeryfim]

My mom thinks you might be referring to "Luke Beasley" at 12:50 or so.

[@alisongunther6486]

Make broccoli taste like chicken, then I MIGHT eat it…

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

I’d be curious to find out if Donald Trump is getting some sort of tax break on the golf course because he’s claiming some sort of historical landmark status?

[@timtheskeptic1147]

trump tower in NYC somehow got historic building status when it was only a few years old. He really didn't want to pay to have it up to fire code.

[@buddyflood6761]

Having his X wife buried on one gets him a big one

[@johnmesser3278]

Love to you all. And Thankfull. The long shot cuts Ray and she is unfortunately, poorly lit. What you notice from minute one. Highlander?

[@robhirst3430]

Dark Brandon Rises

[@craigmartin1037]

Luke Beasley........

[@norahulsey7247]

❤❤

[@Draco-xn5nj]

"Trust me, I'm like a smart person" ( except for the fact that I don't know shit from "Shine-ola") , yep that's me "The Donald", so duck, before my crazy shit hits you!

[@andycoslet6479]

I think he feels safer behind bars. Weird how this pops up right about the time he was supposed to get out