TRUMP IS BROKE?? What a surprise. | Christopher Titus | Titus Podcast

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

The courts in this country are a Disgrace. Trump should've been forced to pay the entire amount of the original judgment all at once, like any of us would've had to do.

[@Burnmaster10]

Delay, delay is his playbook. The average voting US citizen will say what crime he hasn't been convicted. Well if innocent get the trial over with!

[@mnirwin5112]

I'm certainly not gonna sit here and say Canada is any better ... we're not ... but I totally agree with you. He should NEVER have gotten another 10 days and given a lower amount to pay (although I do understand he'll ultimately still have to pay the rest).

[@wadestclair249]

For real.

[@linegrant4605]

Absolutely 💯

[@troesler81]

If we as normal people pulled a quarter of the crap Trump did we would be under the jail.

[@GrandmaBev64]

We should tell him: "If you can't pay your bills, we will not support you! How does that feel? He took us out of every agreement and pact that was there to help the people and the Earth! We need NATO, the CDC and the WHO! The EPA and IRS. We need government, or our cities and lands would collapse.

[@tonystark341]

Do you know who can easily pay a $454 million bail ? Taylor Swift 😂

[@tarahill2193]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@vforwombat9915]

and once she tries to overthrow the government and establish the state of Swiftlandia, she should have to pay. but good luck getting her to, she's probably the one person in America who would get off easier than trump has.

[@47harleybabe]

@@vforwombat9915 Probably because she hasn't done the egregious things that #dosindon has.

[@markgigiel2722]

WOW, it took me a few seconds to get the peek a boo reference. Holy shit. He's got balls. And lots of blacks still support him.

[@anitakranitz6845]

Good Lord what does Captain Cheeto the Hut have on all these judges? I mean, really? Not only does he get his bond cut to $175 million, he also gets 10 more days to get it together. Ultimately though he still has to pay the entire $450+ million dollars if he loses on appeal. Yeah, like that's gonna happen. When he is taken away in shackles is when I will have some kind of faith in our justice system. We are now the laughing stock of the entire world. So sad this country is that I am leaving my grandchildren with.

[@scottgrohs5940]

To me it’s just the consequence of too much distraction and valuation of mercy over structure.

[@andycoslet6479]

The problem is he stands to get a 3 billion dollar payday from selling his failed truth antisocial

[@happy_fecker]

Anyone worth far less would be in jail until the fines could be paid.

[@hellhound1389]

His bond has been reduced but not the judgement. The evidence is so overwhelming that he'll lose no matter what

[@hellhound1389]

​@@andycoslet6479any amount he'd get from that sale is held up in both court cases of him frauding the people that set the site up and he'll have to wait 6 months minimum or suffer huge penalties. Plus he owes so much on his properties that any money he gets from that sale will be attacked by the debtors to get their money back before trump even gets it

[@Stolaz83]

I really liked your sitcom as a kid. This stuff is good too

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

How do you fail at running a Casino? (Aside from Church) it's the only business where people hand you money, & you don't have to give anything back in return.

[@vforwombat9915]

you piss off robert dinero. or george clooney and his gang.

[@hellhound1389]

It was his lawsuits for not paying his contractors. Not only did he have to pay them when they settled in court but also the publicity kept customers away. He couldn't cover his operating costs

[@OfficerDva444]

Church of Trump when?...

[@ericchild8845]

It is disgusting that the Cheeto gets special treatment in court. If there is anywhere that there should be zero breaks given to anyone, especially him, it is in our courts of law. What a joke. Our system is neither just nor equal for those that don’t have stupid amounts of money to game the process… shameful.

[@beedalton9675]

The reduced amount he doesn't even have that 😂😂😂

[@avace917]

Exactly because if he did, he would've paid it already

[@maryjanedragon2332]

Make education great again! Yes Titus, I've been saying the same thing about Regan screwing our education system. I taught my kids the stuff that the school stopped teaching during the 90's. Now they are all four not republicans. And are registered voters 💙 and I'm a veteran and I own a legal firearm. We are not an anomaly, we are American 🗽

[@hellhound1389]

Yes I agree that we need to teach our children what schools never did but keep in mind the majority of trump supporters were grown adults or near graduating by the time Reagan destroyed the education system. I blame it more on the way children were raised to blindly follow authority and never question your elders. I never bought into that and I never taught my kids that

[@mikerguitarwolfgaming4206]

Dear Christopher Titus, It would be awesome for you to do a show for my birthday this year. I turn 40. At least in this small home town of mine. Lordsburg, New Mexico. Keep being awesome

[@mikerguitarwolfgaming4206]

I guess I should say when it is, my goodness. April 9.

[@BigFluff]

I’ve been wondering when he’s going to come to Las Cruces.

[@carlfunk491]

And we should paraphrase his own words you got to pay your bills what he said about NATO

[@kedgedragon6163]

Also at the rallies, the criminals in DC jail sing while the films of the sixth plays on the screen

[@dexterplant778]

Ohh sure! I can't pay my fines so they put a lien against my home, but if your trump, you get to negotiate.

[@vforwombat9915]

he's not MY trump. finder's keepers. good luck.

[@OHSchitt]

@@dexterplant778 i hope you got everything straightened out

[@DoubleGoat9Cap-Gem-Sag]

"Smell like a zero?" 😂

[@OHSchitt]

My grandma 78 yrs old says she is going to the frontlines of the civil war for Trump. To restate she said "the civil war for Trump"

[@evanpatterson7098]

Take her car keys. 😂😂

[@sistahwoman3896]

You guys 🎸!!

[@kedgedragon6163]

Art of the Deal. ALL these tactics are outlined.

[@agentorange81]

Well ... I mean he didn't write the book but he thinks people think that lol

[@kedgedragon6163]

@@agentorange81 Tony Schwartz rote the book based on interviews and observations of the tactics used. EVERYTHING is a negotiation; The tactics are clearly laid out and are the ones he uses now.

[@agentorange81]

@@kedgedragon6163 I just remember trump making a fool of himself on Larry King about it, I think he called in pretending to be someone else or something anyway I remember laughing hardily ✌️

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

A couple of hours before this full podcast was uploaded, I found out that New York has reduced the amount. Trump has to pay upfront to only around $145 million. WTF? Why does this Career criminal/Trader/Russian asset? Keep getting this special treatment? It’s exasperating. I’m still feeling a little sick to my stomach and I found this out a couple of hours ago.

[@TheMoist0ne]

You said several times we are here(Trump) because Reagan got rid of education in the 80s making everyone stupid… As a millennial, I disagree with that statement on the grounds of the majority of Trumpers I know or have seen graduated in the 60s or 70s. We are here because our country is full of racists and bigots and he isn’t afraid of saying the quiet part out loud, which emboldens them to as well.

[@hellhound1389]

I also felt it was because they were raised to blindly obey authority and always believe what the elders are saying. As a late Gen X born in 79 I never bought into that BS no matter how many times my father tried to beat it into me

[@agentorange81]

Has alot to do with who really gains , the golden rule: he who controls the gold makes the rules , or they are giving it all to...

[@evanpatterson7098]

Both statements are true.

[@steveimes4233]

If Trump is indeed innocent, then stop delaying his trials, prove his innocence, and move on. Waiting…

[@lorrainemarquez6051]

Agree!

[@evanpatterson7098]

But he's rich!!😂😂

[@danielamos8219]

Was there a podcast for last week? There was a armageddon update titled "Seriously, why do Trump Fans KEEP SUPPORTING HIM???" but I didn't see the podcast. Thanks for the entertainment.

[@rbcreations2]

Trumptdy Dumpty's commercial asking for campaign money just played. 😂😂😂😂🤑🤑🤑😤😤😤😤😡

[@AZbluedot196]

I've missed you all so much!!!! Need a belly laugh, pronto!

[@gregoryshinn9805]

Thanks for the video

[@kbrom60]

Now he is bankrupting the RNC.

[@jaynecobb6711]

Which is a good thing for America.

[@kathleenmatthews4050]

I hope you all feel better soon ❣️

[@RickBolt-h9m]

Saw your show last night thank you so much I really need to laugh would have like more trump bashing but had a great time thank you

[@JoFreddieRevDr]

Someone once told the story of someone who reads “AF” as “as foretold.” As in, “Trump is broke AF” was read as “Trump is broke , as foretold.” I don’t remember who it was, but I am here to thank them: I now also read it this way.

[@evanpatterson7098]

It's both. 😂😂

[@Rhythm911]

I'm watching this a few hours after the Monday, 25th of March, 2024 end-of-day, deadline. And the "Great Orange Potato" starts losing those properties, if he didn't put the money down by end day EST. They get seized or have liens put on them first thing tomorrow!! !!

[@Rhythm911]

AHHHHHHH !!! SHIZZAT Right after watching the rest of your 'cast on Tuesday, 26th of March, 2024. I started watching T.D.S. with Jon on YT post, from last nights show!! Not even 5 min's in to his 12 min. report segment... I'm afraid it's bad news for the "American Sanity/Reality" movement...... I'd invite you to come to Canada but .... I don't think I'll be staying here, we're too close geographically and the Conservatives here are getting as scary . I still remember all the other that Mulroney and his cronies did while in league with Reagan I can see it happening again only worse!!!.... I think I'll just leave the N. Am' continent. Go somewhere in the southern hemisphere this northern hemi' isn't going to get any better !!! 🤬🤬😭😭😭😭That *M*^()*&* ... *C^^%(*&)(* ... (B**^^*&%^ ... *^A^&^$#$# Giant Orange Potato got F#@&*&* bailed out by some. 'in his pocket' or worse New York appeals court and they even REDUCED his fine to $175 million with more time to paaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! [You can't, and won't, even get a deal like that with a collection agency !!!! only 50% off at best and this son-of- rich-b***h gets 66.6 % off !!! And the freak will still be in your face, or worse, in your life ....

[@Rhythm911]

I meant they lowered his appeal bond, not his fine !!

[@apelike]

I keep saying it... its religion... you're wondering how they can accept things he says that contradict each other, statement to statement... it's religion... look -- blind faith is the canvas which con men paint. You get 'em young and get them to admit the possibility that what their eyes and ears see and hear, isn't always what they see and hear... then you have them for life with anything you want to tell them. Blind faith is 100% the root of the problem.

[@fredhesseltine1471]

We're all equal in the eyes of the Lawhaha..

[@Justabadseed]

It seems like there should be a rule that you can't run for the highest office in the land while you're being prosecuted. There should be some prioritizing of justice.

[@kedgedragon6163]

I heard 'peek-a-boo' as 'picaninny'

[@oonwing]

True that!!!

[@Clarkgriswood]

Dog farts are the worst!🤣

[@michelebartleson7971]

This one must have been filmed before Kate Middleton announced her cancer diagnosis. Lol

[@JakNekon]

Excellent

[@jvggraphics]

i love all of you... thank you.

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Glad to hear that views on the Armageddon update have been up lately. I’m a longtime viewer/listener and for a while I was not getting notifications of the uploads of the Armageddon update as a separate upload. I was only getting the full podcast including the Armageddon update at the beginning. I was wondering what was up, but I have a feeling I’m not the only one this may have happened to a bunch of people. Glad I’m starting to see the notifications for the Armageddon update as a separatevideo on my KZbin feed again.

[@jimbob9247]

Im sorry Mr Titus....Donald's son asks for $$$ on the add just before you expose the dirt bag dad...lol is fu$kn Hilarious Boss

[@stormwatcher59]

That happened over on Naughty Nana DUZ channel too. They have no control over the ads

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I don't know how I could ever not want a shower. Its just so relaxing and refreshing.

[@hellhound1389]

During the cold weather I usually take hot baths to soak my joints so they won't hurt so damn much

[@donnalipke998]

Ok, get your facts right. Trump subpoenaed the Southern District of NY(Federal Justice system) for documents related to hush payment case of Cohen in January of this year (they’ve had well over a year to do this) 37:38 . The Feds released the documents to Trumps team starting in 3 parts after a couple of months. The City of NY requested these documents from the Feds well over a year ago and thought they had everything. Turned out the Feds had more, which is why NY requested a 30 day delay in the start of the trial (they also want time to review).

[@bkmeahan]

so much for justice.

[@roberttalarsky4238]

Oh now he has to pay 175 million or so

[@TimothyOsborne-mz7lf]

When you want quality diamonds or you need a half a billion dollars in bond money,, you should have gone to Jared😅😅😅

[@positivevibetec]

Get a uv light installed in your ac duct work. Will work better than filters

[@CicadaSong576]

At illuminating bodily fluids? Loosen the strap on your tin foil hat.

[@loricrawford1952]

i Love You Christopher Titus. In Crack me UP!!

[@kedgedragon6163]

I'm watching and Highlander says, "After a day, I walked into his room and said ..." "All patriots who voted for my father ..." whiny baby Trump was cut in by YT. I was amused.

[@francissobotka8725]

That judge that granted 10 days and reduced the amount to 175 million ...Who bribed that judge?

[@evanpatterson7098]

Who do you think?? He has enough money to bribe people, but he can't pay his court stuff??!!

[@destroyerj]

Trump always seems to get a free pass, no matter how criminal his conduct. Yes, people's memories do fade over time, however this is why we have history books. People need to start reading those history books again.

[@Chimeratear]

oh the irony...near the end of this podcast and youtube interrupts with an ad...and its a trump ad where he is begging for you to send him "5, 10, maybe even $25...i know times are tough..." i about fucking DIED lmfao

[@patwentland6191]

He traded half of the junk bonds for the Taj Mahal casino for discharge of half the debt he owed which means it should have been taxed as income. Then he continued to write off the whole 900M on his taxes.

[@hiding_my_name]

I got credit cards forgiven and had to pay that as income. How come this clown doesn't have to pay taxes on it? 🤬

[@kurtmaddox48]

We need that impartial judge like in The Good Place where he just comes out of the pod when needed and just does facts and numbers

[@DoubleGoat9Cap-Gem-Sag]

We're like spoiled children, "But, Honey, you have the best economy in the whole world!" I WANT MORE!

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Veruca Salt comes to mind.

[@kedgedragon6163]

Armageddon lasts a thousand years, Sweet Chris - yer not gettin' out of screaming at us.

[@agentorange81]

Yea they overlook most of that revelation lol

[@brandonfoster8163]

TRUMP REPUBLICON!!!

[@zeusedoo9291]

Goddamn we love you Titus

[@jennifernordberg-rj8im]

He sounds like Kurt Russell's character in "Used Cars." An oldie but a goodie from the late 70s.

[@jennifernordberg-rj8im]

I think it's on KZbin.

[@dennisbradt3551]

Note rich people get a loan that is 3% against their assets, in case of stocks where the current market rates are higher say 7 to 12%. In the case of stocks, the loan they get is called a SBLOC (securities backed line of credit). When that stock earns more than 10% and they only owe 3%, they make 7%. Or if it earns a dividend, they may use the dividend to pay the interest they owe on the sbloc. Same goes for property but again it comes down to market rates and in this case what can they get is a favorable heloc loan depending on situation. So even if they sell later when they are leveraged, they have to show their costs are break even or negative to owe nothing in terms of taxes. Because those loans are looked as being a cost/risk to their business.

[@beverleyheadley-glover371]

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@markcall1982]

Come down to South Carolina. We have a yellow haze for Dayssss! not even kidding. Just had Covid 2 weeks ago mixed with the pollen fest we have here. and stay sick as heck the whole month... Ya wash the car in the morning before work... by the time ya get to work the car is covered in tree sperm again . yayy spring.

[@evanpatterson7098]

When Kanye thinks you're whacked out, you might need to do some introspection. 😂😂

[@evanpatterson7098]

He's like the word y'all with a mafia accent. 😂😂

[@accidental-life]

I like how you did more of the ads together and toward the end this time.

[@BudCoy]

Finally, Finally he can now relate to his base!

[@jimf2892]

Trump for Prison stint 2024!

[@RHCole]

So can we as a society agree to stop counting assets as money?

[@OHSchitt]

Ya'll missed the ball on the Asian billionaires. The Uncle does Coal and the Nephew does Green energy meaning that one family is cornering/ "Binopolizing" the whole Indian energy market. I doubt the Nephew has a heart of gold just pockets full of it.

[@carlfunk491]

Hey use your head folks he owns those folks they owe him

[@roberthgordonjr5438]

I LOVE that I've finally found a product before you guys. Mando is awesome, although I will say I prefer the stick deodorant over the lotion. It just seems to work better

[@evanpatterson7098]

I thought you said it was your favorite British fart.😂😂

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

a BOND usually comes before a verdict Trumpy...... also judge decided

[@thebrain3546]

Trump is a balloonair, not billionaire.

[@wadestclair249]

Send trumps fan base to mars.

[@derithross8314]

Oh there adding them when I share your show ok I will straighten that out

[@DonP_is_lostagain]

NO Christopher you're wrong about the briefings. There is no law saying a candidate gets TS briefings. It's a courtesy extended by the current administration (whichever one that is). Not a law.

[@joeperkins4309]

I honestly wouldn't mind being as broke as Trump. 🤣

[@michaelmattern8188]

And your system is so good. Hes going to get away with it. lol.

[@kurisu7885]

Musk wants Mars because he sees Mars as free territory to set up his own little kingdom on.

[@jaynecobb6711]

Do you have ANY idea just how DEAD Mars is? Mars is sterile down to the microbial level. NOTHING, as far as we can tell, is alive on that planet and has been a D E A D and sterile corpse of a planet for a BILLION YEARS. Think of the absolute worst he'll hole on Earth and compairitivly speaking, it is a G** D** tropical paradise compaired to the D E A D planet Mars. Not to mention the difficulty in just how to get there. Musk can have Mars.

[@lindamann9903]

we I nuts ( I am) or you about a week or 2 behind.? I was watching during covid when you had no were to go lol

[@ChauntelleARussell]

Ive loved Jeselnick for 10 yrs now. Hes Funny

[@steveimes4233]

If he is indeed innocent, then stop delaying his trials, prove his innocence and move on. Waiting…

[@MahkyVmedia1]

We're broke Trump is poor.

[@feartheclown84]

Why is he getting any kind of break at all?

[@steveimes4233]

Trump's whining won him a discount, but he didn't get everything he wanted.

[@meh52749]

Who has 1/2 a bil? Eclown does. They just rubbed elbows a couple weeks ago. What did dump just say? He's gonna put 100% tariffs on Chinese vehicles if elected. We'll see what happens.

[@kaskus7147]

Stank-uary is a great band name.

[@The_best_days_are_yesterdays]

Trump doesn't have an original thought in his head.

[@darthsirrius]

A little more stinging this being released a few hours after Trump's half Billion gets reduced to $175 Mil...

[@onyxkrow]

If he gets it in 10 days. Brian Tyler Cohen covered it in his latest video.

[@Bob-b7x6v]

Murrican Justice.

[@sageohio1864]

Trump got Jared 2B from Saudi, you mean he can't loan daddy some

[@shadowdagger2]

One thing to consider in regards to the climate change graph going drastically up in the 1980's is that the world population at that time was about half of what it is now. The human, as a species, have doubled in number in less than one lifetime. If the average human lifetime is about 50-80 years old, after surviving to adulthood, then the human population was less than a billion people 3-4 lifetimes ago. In this context electricity wasn't even invented until about 2-3 people ago. Climate change started happening about 1-2 people ago. Considering all of the countless number of human lives that have come and gone since we evolved from monkey's, it's clear that climate change is probably the biggest problem humanity has had to face this quickly, with the possible exception of the hole in the ozone layer.

[@evanpatterson7098]

If we fix the planet that we already have, we can use the other planets as vacation homes.😂😂

[@Ninang363]

Josh Johnson is a good young comic

[@santiagoroxas7028]

I love how chumps son keeps popping up during the Armageddon updates. He is begging for us to send money to daddy crime blob.

[@accidental-life]

Seriously FIX EARTH!!! No one wants "Total Recall" for real.

[@BoggWeasel]

Not surprising now he can't syphon off taxpayers money to line the "Company" pockets.....

[@nevermanishere]

@1:04:00 I cried when Benji was lost in Paris.

[@brianjennings7644]

Kenny Rogers and the Silver Edition,..."cool".