Big Fat Artillery Train

The Big Fat Artillery Train has 2048 artillery cannons and 512 locomotives. Carrying over 200,000 artillery shells, it will make short work of any bug problem you may have. Practical? Not in the slightest. Fun? Very.

[@benjamindover2601]

The train is so long it's arriving and departing at the same time.

[@Robbbbb1011]

LOL

[@alberthorn180]

Schrödingers Train.

[@AGWittmann]

Imagine waiting at a railway crossing and this train is passing ...

[@ikeofnewt7690]

oh my god

[@chillylizerd]

DEATH

[@urbanberndtsson]

"I didn't want to cross here, anyway!"

[@john34261]

i would be a little frighten of what could happen when this many artillery is going on a train and if a war broke out in denmark and i would wonder what kind of enemy(ies) would need that many artillery cannos to fire

[@AGWittmann]

@@john34261 Smells like 1864 ...

[@Legendendear]

If you listen closely you can hear his CPU/GPU scream

[@worstatwinning7115]

YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR IT LMAOOOOO I HAVEN"T STOPPED LAUGHING FOR 2 MINUETS

[@bamberghh1691]

@Jacob Phillip bot

[@javierguardiola7122]

*Femur breaker starts* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, whyyyy? WHY?

[@1993Delicious]

Hello Mainboard my old Frame. I might be melting you again.

[@unnameduser5647]

ever heared of the mod true nukes? i have a pretty decend pc and with the largest nuke i was able to count my fps in hours. It took more than half an hour to load all t5he changes. So i must say i am unimpressed

[@WolfangStudios73]

Player: You see that Biter Nest? Train: Yes Sir Player: *I Dont Want To.* Train: Yes Sir!

[@deuszero6476]

i honestly think that this train does more pollution than my entire base

[@craftyplayz_]

The music makes this a million times better

[@craftyplayz_]

Also subbed

[@silvercrystalct]

So true

[@octapusxft]

This is why classic music never gets old.

[@Trupen]

I can see that UPS/FPS dances with music :D

[@eals524]

Normal person: "Isn't this a bit excessive?" Factorio player: "Excessive!? What does that mean?"

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

I am confused, is this NOT a normal amount of artillery trains?

[@rhazien2502]

@@MrMoron-qn5rx no it is not, I see only 2048 available arty with the remote targeter.

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

@@rhazien2502 Ah, thanks for clearing that up! i shall continue the destruction of the biters! for production!

[@rhazien2502]

@@MrMoron-qn5rx you better the factory won't grow by itself, and you know the factory must grow.

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

@@rhazien2502 unless you literally design your factory to build itself

[@kalebbruwer]

I love how he can literally paint with artillery targets And I'm terrified by those green biters surviving several direct impacts

[@soberTrezviy]

this guy proved we need an artillery remote planner blueprint, to make Carpet Bombing evenly and without gaps

[@Ikller-xh7qq]

I first thought "This is called the Bertha", but then I saw more of the dimensions...It is more like a railway version of the death star😳😳😳

[@tyrannus00]

I love how the fps/ups for a short moment spiked to 60 when the train arrived just before starting to fire haha Great video

[@master1900mc]

It's like the game was saving fps for when needed

[@thelatestartosrs]

truly a factorio moment when a fps "spike" is upwards xD... "wait a minute why is fps so high?? something stopped working..."

[@mightymayo121]

This is a monument to man's hubris

[@meneither3834]

Isn't it the exact opposite though ?

[@jimmytsongaandtheshimmycon9421]

Or a study of the futility of human endeavor. Both work.

[@veterayt6800]

I think hubris is pretty damn reasonable when you have that much artillery on your side of the fight

[@gusfringfromfortniteuwu1648]

This train started loading ammo when Factorio was released

[@klauskaan6320]

This is the only reason to play with biters turned on. It is a very good reason too! :D

[@rvhill69]

I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away."

[@aguywithoutaname9236]

That's a good one

[@ilikememes262]

I didnt come to this video to study a Shakespeare play

[@bmpixy]

Can't believe Ozymandias's kingdom was wiped off the face of the earth by railway artillery

[@rvhill69]

@@bmpixy The great thing about that sonnet is it not only applies to Ramesses the Great, those bugs, the people who built the railway artillery, but to even us. All things come to an end. Some day there'll be people trying to figure out what and how we built what we did.

[@rubennietnodig7579]

This is a true masterpiece, internet was made so this man could post this video. bless you garrett.

[@S.O.A.R.]

It's like painting on ms paint, but instead the color is death.

[@josefl.2053]

When your train has to uncoil itself, that's when you know... that is *maybe* too much train. Then again, there are never enough dead biters.

[@americankid7782]

Imagine joining a friends world/ server and you just see this on the map

[@kkrup5395]

Oh, at first i wanted to say that we call these The Big Bertha.. but my apologies i was wrong. This is at very least her Bigass Daddy!

[@J05HI]

me:so how many artillery bullets do you use Him:YES

[@skimpickens9305]

If I were to try and imagine what the artillery campaign at Verdun was like, I would simply think of this and divide it by about 12

[@Lagggerengineering]

Looks like a tape reel. Very good!

[@UpsideDownEye]

Over at the alien airport: if you look to your left you can see the inevitable doom approaching at 10,000 mph ready to shred you face off in nanoseconds

[@octapusxft]

It is a bit funny that in World War 1 the Germans did something like that with 10000 artillery cannons firing like 5 million shells in a matter of hours. You might think that this video shows something extreme... But it has already happened in reality.

[@alishanmao]

how can you actually think and do all this? I am playing this game and already going made setting up simple belts routes to different factories. hahahaha. You are sir genius :)

[@soliareofastora]

Have u seen dude that created Pac-Man inside factorio?

[@alishanmao]

@@soliareofastora really WOW. Been playing this game for month or more and I feel like I am really dumb and slow. Actual Geniuses are the people who created this game and the all those tons of options in this game. the more I dive in the more i Learn. its like I have to study the Factorio Wiki to learn and then use new knowledge to play. and oh yes cheating is fun too when you get stuck hahaha. I am not too smart. i can't get all those belts routed nicely. I am always tangled here and there and get eaten by biters.

[@soliareofastora]

@@alishanmao enjoy it while it lasts. The feeling of discovering and learning everything is the best part. Don't look up to what others did. Learn on your own! Also reddit is amazing and their factorio o Friday facts. It's amazing community

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Remember, there would always be more *OPTIMIZATION*

[@franstone3857]

Men, I feel the same

[@grantgomes2431]

Man the only thing missing from here is a huge round of applause at the end

[@Donnerbalken28]

This is the sole appropriate way to telling the biters to perhaps go somewhere else.

[@TheJamie109]

Props to the creators of this marvelous game that they optimized it in such a way you can do insane shit like this.

[@andrehashimoto8056]

So... Hiw much RAM and GPU RAM do you want to spend? This channel: Yes.....

[@Samdu-oz9ku]

super hero : i saved hearth ! that qiet kid in the back of the class : hold my beer

[@Marxon1134]

And the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go they're always full but they're always departing but they never arrive.

[@peacooler9606]

6 words can describe this video "The dance of the artillery wagons".

[@DoctorDork]

Perfect song choice. This video brought me much joy, bless your face. Very impressive.

[@alexk6836]

I am not crying... this... is... *BEAUTIFUL*

[@gabrielatheactiveantifa]

The fact that is Light Artillery and not big howitzers break my german heart

[@Stickweasel91]

If only this video was as long as that train. I'd watch this all day.

[@JustSilverCh]

*sniff sniff* Its the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, brings a tear to a glass eye

[@stevesabba2379]

*places blueprint next to nest* artillery train: "SO WE FINALLY MET"

[@jakubz9664]

That moment when you want to zoom out, but it only scrolls down :'(

[@panzervpl9406]

that's a looooooooong train 2024 arty wagons Nice anyway lunching rockets also goes well over 1/min nice

[@abaronofchivalry5176]

This is the sickest merry go round I've ever seen

[@LexMc0606]

Apparently this dude's FPS counter went on strike when the whole thing got to station and activated...

[@nunoosorio3832]

This video gave a new meaning to "Infinity Train"

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978]

"It cost 9000 dollars to fire this train per second"

[@moanteq6724]

You know it's good when factorio starts to lag

[@yeetskeet691]

It's like a VHS Tape but with trains!

[@grantgomes2431]

Absolutely beautiful

[@themechbuilder6171]

ah it *could* be more perfect but its beautiful

[@polygondeath2361]

There is something oddly fitting about The Blue Danube here

[@arifdanielnordin4908]

This just got on my recommend World be like:meet the World's longest train ever!

[@Euler271]

Best video on KZbin

[@TotalTirpitz]

The feeling inside when the bugs break an Electric Furnace.

[@nicholasbelottiandreu5819]

The music fits perfectly...

[@nazmyucetepe1952]

this is art

[@Frightlord137]

woow great job. looks perfect,, can you drop the blueprint?

[@JustForFun-gb8dw]

Sir, we need artillrey support Control center: Yes

[@ludicrousspeed6422]

At this point you might as well just mark everywhere as a spot to shoot and turn it all into a shelled out wasteland.

[@realitydisconnected4155]

its... its.... ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!

[@tormap999]

This does not seem fair :) but quite satisfying despite never having played Factorio

[@sofcfgb]

beautiful

[@luckerowl8990]

this is success defined

[@DjurrenArt]

Wait until OP discovers antimatter warheads.

[@mahuba2553]

its... beautiful...

[@Mr90TS]

I played this game for about 10h and started to feel like I know what I'm doing. But then I watched this and I'm even more confused

[@walakineessalhi2051]

Top 10 satisfaying things in factorio

[@TTHIAGO666]

very nice

[@inceptori]

this reminds me of the sweedish ore trains at narvik

[@walter5700]

Homie playing on NASA's Pleiades

[@PIROTEHNIK010]

Чел... Это шедевр!

[@boywithcrackers3871]

We need aerial biters. Would make it more fun.

[@tdjgaming4491]

Blueprint link? Love the vid btw

[@atomspalter2090]

I like trains

[@watnatnotimportant6111]

Mom: you aren't committed to anything me:

[@Burntime2000]

you are a very sick person, but with a good taste of music

[@thobiex]

You know it's bad when you've made factorio lag

[@citronovastava]

you are insane man

[@martinhoneves]

Legendary

[@grimfist_one]

Art.

[@eraz0rhead]

That train took so long to pull in, I bet you could have run out and killed all those biters with a tank and a flamethrower by the time it finished arriving.

[@XxHAZMATxX]

No where's the fun in that

[@flitzsdomingos]

This train look like a gigantic magnetic band tape

[@morpheus_uat]

nice! how did you load that big fat bertha?

[@meneither3834]

We're reaching warhammer level of absurd scale.

[@felipeaugusto2600]

Regular Show FBI voice: "Smoke em"

[@danielspringer2610]

only 1 word "America"

[@bruhdude2725]

The music is there to cover the noise from his fan

[@fartherboot3730]

How in the hell do you reload this behemoth

[@armonnaddaf5326]

Bigger Bertha

[@babbylonmon]

I have no idea what I just watched. But thanks?

[@redstonecaptain8420]

me when i colour in with artillery shells on the map

[@TheBubblegumgirl14]

Oh lawd he commin

[@klaidyzka4408]

I am so sorry for the 2048 hard working inserters..

[@FrederickFokker]

I have clearly been playing this game all wrong.

[@fifugan_1798]

least insane factorio player:

[@up.grayedd]

i like that

[@anisethlightwing1913]

*Super Train Gun starts firing* Framerates? What are those?

[@LordStaszko]

Emperor is pleased by this exterminatus

[@booradley123321]

Dope. But how do you load it?

[@J05HI]

Idfk

[@manspaghetti6351]

how tf do you refuel the trains

[@johannoas1]

By hand

[@MrFedozzz]

Это конечно выглядит круто. Но так долго к этому готовиться, потом гнать поезд. Хотя выглядит почти эпично.