Big Mac Taco - You Suck at Cooking (episode 171)

This Big Mac Taco recipe is not for a Big Mac nor a taco, and doesn’t come from MacDonalds or Mexico
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Recipe:
Do the things that are in the video and then eat it

[@Habitt5253]

"The Biggie Tupaco, which is just a taco with a lot of beef." Im dying 💀🤣💀🤣

[@TheDrMike25]

You're not the only one

[@iamsbeve2868]

i had to pause the video just to take in how genius that word play was

[@percinatto]

It was a truly genius word play

[@R_Euphrates]

Literally wheezing

[@staubach1979rt]

I JUST got it. Thank you.

[@AvidYTuser]

He's not crossing the line. He's just crossing the mexican border💀

[@TheOmnituens]

Underrated comment

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[@adhiyaksaoktav497]

not lore accurate, the ambiance isn't yellow enough

[@dusty4208]

There is no line, or border..

[@30pranaypawar17]

Also the italian one.

[@JimFromTheOffice69]

"Art is anal" Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@DarkSlimeSera]

Is this from the off brand version "The Anals of War"

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[@mahavishnu73]

fart of war

[@theactualdarthvader]

fart of the shit fart of the poo

[@user-uf5nv5cb3b]

Don't forget Caesar's Anals.

[@Crazy56U]

I unironically convinced after a point that the rest of the video's audio was just going to be "to one part mayo".

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[@BrotherRoga]

After having binged a lot of HowToBasic videos before seeing this, I had the same thing going through my head.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Is it a taco, a burger, both, or neither?

[@polishedrelish]

taco

[@Pppinkerton203]

It’s a hot dog

[@jamesp4196]

Yes

[@NixxtyVFX]

yea,,

[@WeStoleTheCookies]

TURGER

[@Sierra.Foxtrot]

Damn, etymology is really fascinating! "Artisanal" makes so much more sense to me now!

[@ellengrace4609]

I’ll never be able to not see this. 😳

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[@41-Haiku]

Reminds me of hoMEOWner

[@Vladimir_Kv]

Given the other thing those black "artisanal" gloves are used for...

[@lukek5303]

@@ellengrace4609 I was convinced it must be spelled wrong because I don't understand how I never saw it before this.

[@Ok-eq1em]

as someone who lives in Malaysia, I can confirm the BigMac-taco-lettuce-wrapped-taco-burger-sandwich-pizza is the traditional food for the people of the Romania region in Italy

[@ridhwaanquasem7626]

Romanja*

[@pinocleen]

@@ridhwaanquasem7626 Romagna, named after magnets, because people were attracted to it.

[@KeithOlson]

@@ridhwaanquasem7626 Clicked 'Translate to English' and got 'Pilgrimage*' Is that you, God?

[@protorhinocerator142]

This is one of the comments of all time.

[@mr.t0xic100]

@@pinocleenRomanga*, named after the unholy amount of manga that the romans read

[@Dac_vak]

“But is bis a thurger?” I don’t know why that was so unsettling to me.

[@justinesmith8050]

Beeschuger~

[@zvezdoblyat]

​@@justinesmith8050why is this so funny lol

[@maxtonuponry]

I simply didn't hear him say "is bis a thurger?" the first time through. My brain just autocorrected it to "Is this a burger?" which was still a valid visual joke, just not as good.

[@protorhinocerator142]

His randomtermabob is more off the hook than Demetri Martin. If these two guys ever got together their insane adlibbery would go into overload and melt the planet. Either that or cancel out and it would be two really normal guys sitting around the apartment all day.

[@existentialterminator8190]

perhaps, but i know that you eat it with a foon.

[@dennislovinfosse6293]

171 videos and you're not slowing down but getting better and better. Not one second is "empty fill". You're like, relentless zing, zing, zing. You're a comedic genius.

[@patrickmcgarvey8072]

Seriously I couldn't freakin breath at parts of this video from laughing so much. This might be my favorite.

[@stefflcus]

"Now I lay me down to cheese" has entered my life, and I will neverever allow it to leave.

[@grammernotzi]

I have a stupid McDonald's story. Went to get a late night Big Mac snack. I ordered it with extra pickles and onions, got home and there was definitely extra pickles and onions but no beef patties. Went back and showed them what was up. The guy said I'm sorry, so they remade my burger and he comes to give it to me and says sorry for the trouble of driving back, and he put four quarter pounder patties and more pickles and onions than I've ever seen on a burger. It was delicious! Not sure my heart appreciated it though. 😁

[@tdata545]

I think onions are oddly good for the heart. Also sodium is only dangerous if you're genetically predisposed to have heart issues and hyper tension.

[@WillChil466]

Did they think u were aiming for vegan maybe?

[@kimbaleon27]

worth it

[@anowarjibbali]

everyone, please welcome... THE BIG MACO

[@hazukichanx408]

They actually have something called the "El Maco" around here. It seems to be some sort of taco-ish big mac. We're on the other side of the planet from Mexico, incidentally...

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[@thedistinguished5255]

yassss

[@genericname8727]

@@hazukichanx408 As an Aussie I used to always order the El Maco when it was available.

[@anowarjibbali]

@@hazukichanx408 Well, it's not like any place near Mexico would defile the taco.

[@RirtyDascal]

Hahaha "Where you only get onion in one bite, while maximizing both profits, and disappointment..." Sic burn

[@Hand_Of_Doom333]

Read that as he said that lol love when that happens

[@Shadow_World_28]

I remember discovering this channel nearly a decade ago. Bro's been holding it down ever since his first video

[@CrossxFir3]

Can you just keep making videos forever? I'm legitimately good at cooking, but this is my favorite channel on all of KZbin.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Okay

[@laag5887]

@@yousuckatcooking has spoken. HE IS NOW IMMORTAL.

[@standing_around]

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[@ui9cx]

this guys funny, he should make a youtube channel posting more videos like this

[@senfdame528]

agreed

[@BoBnfishy]

Wouldn't last

[@DiggleTheGoo]

Finally a creative commenter

[@gabriellew6467]

Wait - I think he may have done another one. Didn't get many views, though. Poor guy. Give him a 👍anyway, just to make him feel better

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[@KestrelHarper]

As if I didn't already have an unreasonable amount of love for a talking pair of hands, now they're making D&D references.

[@bouncingbean]

++++

[@matthewantonello5029]

i cant beleive that this insane channel hasnt gotten boring yet.

[@beeramirez7316]

I’ve watched for years. This is true. Good humor and filming

[@parlabas]

The "lettuce iceberg" hiding 90% underwater brings me joy

[@user-th4ps2ex1b]

2:00 Trigger Warning for Titanic

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[@thedistinguished5255]

spoiler warning as well

[@user-th4ps2ex1b]

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[@minipancho94]

honestly was surprised they didnt have a toy boat in there as well.....

[@wakaluli]

All that dings with the mayo, damn it might actually be an instrument

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[@chelseadavaine7415]

I understand that reference

[@julieneff9408]

Honestly, smashburgie on tortilla is pretty genius.

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[@TheWayabo]

dude, that's a taco, meat on a tortilla, he's just reinventing the wheel but square shaped

[@WillChil466]

Very clever gluing the meat to the thing.

[@Abion47]

@@TheWayabo Yeah, no, searing the ground beef directly onto the tortilla will hit way different than just filling a tortilla with loose ground beef. This is nothing short of over-engineered genius.

[@TheWayabo]

@@Abion47 Unpractical af and flavorless, there is a reason the meat is cooked apart with spices, like I said, a wheel square shaped

[@SongbirdFPV]

Beeschurger

[@the_cheese_grinder]

B E E S C H U R G E R

[@tdata545]

Sounds like a new mental disorder that's on a spectrum.

[@zibbitybibbitybop]

The biggest chungus of all churgers

[@coscorrodrift]

Io sono della regione della Romania e posso confermare che la pizza del panino con hamburger del Big Mac Taco avvolto nella lattuga è il nostro cibo tipico, bellisimo video signore YSAC

[@tdata545]

As in ROMANIA the country? Since I am Romanian as well. As in the country.

[@thegodofpez]

How funny is this guy? I honestly laugh more at his humor than 90% of comedians I watch.

[@ianmcarthur1635]

Haha!

[@dyerseve07]

Why don't you save time and only watch the 10% that make you laugh?

[@thegodofpez]

@@dyerseve07 Well the thing is I also love learning cooking techniques. Laughing and learning is kind of a win win situation.

[@Fenksta]

14 seconds in and I'm laughing so hard at the BIGGIE TUPACO hahahahah genius

[@lizziev4510]

1:16 ... I laughed too much at this.. can't even focus on the rest of the video ...

[@weege001]

biggie tupaco should actually be a thing.. I'm stealing it

[@cruciometal8992]

Completely unhinged as usual, I love it!

[@MrBuiznessMan]

I wasn't expecting us to get all ship of Theseus on this episode

[@pretty_kitty]

HOORAY. Love this show. The cookbook is awesome. Bought my whole family a copy. Everyone needs this in their kitchen.

[@victornonexistant4010]

I’ve been repeating the intro in my head for about 7 years for everyday now. I don’t even watch your videos anymore I feel like, it’s just stuck with me from back then lol

[@simon_far]

I sometimes sing some of the older versions in my head, like: "You suck at cooking and you suck at life".

[@potatoo_oos]

I do love me a prism tortilla

[@lykeprice9239]

youtube hasn’t been recommending your videos to me for so long, so i had to search you up myself your videos were my childhood, thanks for posting it’s always a laugh!!

[@TheRealDoctorBonkus]

Holy shit, not even a minute in and he has already offended the central and north american kitchens into the next galaxy. Well done.

[@firstname4337]

this guy is a freaking genius -- seriously, the script writing and delivery is pure gold

[@barbaricexcruciation]

bro your channel popped in my head a few days ago i dont know why. but im getting crazy 2015-17 nostalgia watching these

[@xploration1437]

The word homeowner has the word meow in it. You can never unsee this now. Forever. And ever. MEOW… 🐈💨

[@PhaTs00p]

Actual almost big mac sauce mayo, ketchup, mustard in 3:2:1 ratio. Add onion powder and paprika if desired, but it's not really needed.

[@jodybogdanovich4333]

I just mix some Thousand Island dressing with some horseradish sauce for Big Mac Sauce . . . Try that!

[@tdata545]

@@jodybogdanovich4333 Yeah I heard it was this; more than just Ketchup, mustard and mayo.

[@jodybogdanovich4333]

@@tdata545 Just 2 ingredients! Let the 1000 Island do the heavy lifting and just a little horseradish sauce adds the zip!

[@NickCombs]

Italians hate that he's giving away their secrets.

[@tdata545]

Kind of sounds like those scam articles that show up as ads on blog sites. "Italians hate that he's giving away their secrets with this one trick" then would have like a disgusting thumbnail of like an infected ingrown toe nail.

[@NickCombs]

@@tdata545 You won't believe it!

[@tdata545]

@@NickCombs FINE... I'll click it. Great, it installed BonziBuddy. I didn't even know that was still a thing?

[@yotamgosh]

The violent stab in the heart of every Italian out there right at the end was amazing XDDD

[@jaytyler6203]

as a DM I love the pickle DnD references to dice shape and ability scores. "Iceberg" lettuce in water just fun. Did you know how to make honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone!!!

[@Juhimuz]

1:37 Perfect setup for a future Spinal Tap joke.

[@BerndBratze]

Instructions unclear. Ended up with a Caramel Frappuccino Double Whopper (+ celery fries)

[@chanvalentine8283]

Thank God you had a new upload. I needed something silly and informative today.

[@ActioJjunky]

This was so beyond stupid, but I loved every second of it 😂

[@marioalbertorojastorres520]

I'd say that yeah, anything wrapped around a tortilla is a taco. The moment you do something to that finished taco it can become something else, like if you cover it in sauce and cheese then it becomes an enchilada, and if you fry it it becomes a taquito. ❤️ From Mexico.

[@Dysiode]

"but is bis a thurger?" made me laugh way way too hard

[@usmangito]

Bro I have your all videos, and believe me! You’re sooo talented. You’re soo talented. I just love you bro. ❤

[@th3_jelly_one114]

I'M NOT LATE, I SWEAR 0:09 I'd Honestly Eat That 0:11 That Too 0:15 What About Canada????? 0:24 Yes 0:33 Yes Again 0:41 Are You Sure About That????? 0:54 Ah Yes Arts And Crafts 0:57 Thats Okay, Physics Don't Make Sense Anyway 1:03 Wouldn't Have It Any *Utter* Way 1:16 Ummm...You Know What Nevermind... 1:22 You Can Tell YSAC Really Likes Kids 1:51 ...Whu??? 2:09 SO MANY ICE CUBES 2:13 SO MUCH MAYOOO!!!!!

[@UnoHoo1]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@jalontf2]

Strong SNL Taco Town influence can be seen towards the end there, I love it

[@behdaaad]

I have to say this was one of the most unhinged YSAC videos. 😂

[@killerbird6568]

this might be one of the funniest videos you've done in a while, i was luaghing thru the whole thing🤣😂🤣

[@MissBunnytailz]

I love your channel, I think your videos are great so I bought your book

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

I don't know. That last creation looked like it came from hunger, lack of sleep, and mind-altering substances. So, it should definitely be a hit.

[@PlantsCatsTattoos]

Pizza?? Now, that's what I call a taco!! (SNL Taco Town iykyk)

[@asckee]

The effort into such awesomely passing jokes is amazing

[@CuppaBro1]

This is up there with some of the true classics.

[@STAMPER-DESIGN]

Just spit coffee out my nose; "now I lay me down to cheese"

[@JohnnyMcJohnson]

This comes very close to my favourite Video from you, where you randomly started singing at the end :)

[@Botkilla2K12]

3:52 you've expertly crafted a joke that will piss people from two different countries off at the same time. This kind of quality humor is why I'm subscribed

[@enomyboy8092]

This episode was gold again!! It reminded me of the older videos, I liked them more to be honest, this one had this crunch they had!

[@Roonasaur]

There is soo much about cooking I did not know. Thank you.

[@gibbonhug]

The last bit is just like watching a Brazillian coming up with new pizzas

[@angelaguinnip7269]

Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it. Also the good looks great and I might be making this one soon. Thanks for that too.

[@benpaulk4694]

My favorite part of YSAC is imaging him at the grocery store like “Oh I got to remember to get an extra head of ice berg for that lettuce taco bit"

[@MrMegaManFan]

“That’s just a taco with a lot of beef” is the best dad joke I’ll hear all week. A+

[@DashBranaghan]

So I had to give this a shot - was craving a Big Mac - and this was nothing short of awesome. One thing I'd note is the leaner the beef, the less shrinkage.

[@joshkerr]

I might have to try making this.

[@ArturBerteli]

this kind of humour is gold

[@ScottM-mds1hb]

Love it-this had some old school ysac copious amounts of zingers and wordplay 😎I just made this and ran through the forest with my cat, it wasn’t the same😕

[@yohmsaw]

This is the most amazing thing I have ever looked at.

[@Ratatoeskrrr]

0:36 maybe it's also a pizza and when rolled up a calzone

[@courier3320]

The biggie tupaco line is crazy

[@LoveAllLife333]

“Taco Sauna” cool band name😂

[@agent0rage]

Made these the day after I saw it. They are so good, and super quick! I cheated by tossing the pickles and onion in the sauce. We’ll definitely be revisiting this one. ❤️

[@radkillz3692]

this is by far his funniest best video lmao

[@Cosmo-Cosmost]

Damn, you really do learn something new every single day

[@ruslanetss]

Every time I open a new YSAC video I hope he blessed us with a new song. Any chance for it happening soon?

[@subressor1]

Best episode of the year so far

[@MarkMeadows90]

This one was actually pretty funny. Thanks!

[@sdragon21]

0:12 🎵 I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA! 🎵

[@mandiriggs7031]

We have literally had these for dinner twice since I watched this video.... a week ago.😂 We used less mayo 😉 but otherwise, damn yummy. We've been fans forever now but this episode actually got me in the kitchen, so, thank you!😊

[@xingcat]

If you hand the taco to Hedda Lettuce, you get a Big Mac Taco that may very well win a season of RuPaul's Drag Race. But be sure to add 1 more part mayo.

[@preciouskosoko8491]

The artisanal joke had me crying 😂

[@Itsumich]

The dnd reference killed me man so good ahahahah

[@PlaguewielderAlchemist]

Texas used to be part of Mexico, this was what they ate before the split where each side stayed with one part of the meal.

[@KuaEtus]

That surprise D&D reference was surprising

[@HenryJackification]

My local dive bar/Tex mex spot has done these every Monday for years. So delicious.

[@tddzyx7070]

it just so happens that tortillas, ground beef, cheese, onion, and mayo is basically the only food I own at the moment so I guess I've found what I'm making for dinner

[@MVNG0]

Tears, my friend. Cracked me up good.

[@ilikevideos4868]

Bro went full EpicMealTime at the end

[@oldbroken1]

"And it gets even awesomer, when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a little of our special “guacamolito” sauce and wrap that around the outside."

[@datastorm17]

I spit out my Taco bell taco laughing so hard!

[@Jikkuryuu]

Oh man that aerogel shoutout. It's been ages since I heard about that stuff being invented.

[@glennerd3125]

Love the humor!

[@matthuck378]

Tacos are not sandwiches because a sandwich has to be made from two seperate pieces of bread. This is the root of the whole "is a hotdog a sandwich?" debate. A hotdog is not, unless the bun is completely split, which is considered a mistake in hotdog preparation.

[@lemmonsinmyeyes]

The history of tacos are pretty neat. Max Miller (tasting history) did a video on it. Apparently the word itself just means to wrap/roll something. Corn tortillas predate flour ones. But in the sonora region; flour tacos are 'authentic'. South arizona was one of it not the earliest places where wheat was grown. So yes, anything wrapped in a tortilla is a taco. Which makes fast food places that sell 'wraps' just sound weird... like wrapped wrap lol

[@jiewang8922]

The video ended before I realized it… as the advertisement jumped in

[@Unboxcityunboxcity]

Oh boy, this one had me cracking up like the good old days