Bigfoot According to Ancient Aliens

[@ChrisJamesTV]

love gabi's 56 year old man arc and obsessing over ancient aliens

[@TRUEbASNER]

Tell her about reptilians and the secret space force, she's ready.

[@malcolmcontent]

I just love gabi

[@linaforrestal9209]

same

[@Bruh_Kenzi]

😂😂😂😂 same Chris

[@gorami]

Cutest 56 year old man damn

[@BeeseChoard]

My favorite ancient aliens memory was in a high school history class. Most of the class was gone for a field trip, so the teacher didn’t feel like teaching. We suggested watching something like the history channel. She said “I’ll turn it on, but if i hear one word about aliens I’m shutting this down.” She turned it on and they were discussing Japanese religion. We were all lulled into a false sense of security until that fateful line: “ancient astronaut theorists believe.” Our teacher fell out of her chair she was laughing so hard and shut it off immediately. This show is my favorite to watch while drinking now. It’s so stupid.

[@3u-n3ma_r1-c0]

ancient astronaut theorists believe jumpscare

[@vanzy01]

🤣

[@DeltaDanner]

@@3u-n3ma_r1-c0it could be the next Rick Roll

[@nefertitimontoya]

That is so freaking funny

[@alexanderjakubsen2198]

They lured me in with the Viking episode one time.

[@Jabadamazo]

I love how Gabi just makes videos about whatever the fuck she wants and they're always great.

[@HotStrange]

Agreed. Easily one of the best commentary KZbinrs.

[@Armyjay]

Why do all the “ancient aliens theorists” all have funny hair/hats & accents ? They all remind me of “Doc’ from ‘Back to the future”, or perhaps more accurately “Ladka” from “Taxi” (you know, with Danny DiVito). This is the first time i’ve come across Gabi’s channel, She’s funny.

[@jessicamattes4208]

This entire show is like when I'm writing an essay and find a source that completely debunks my thesis, but I don't have time to rewrite my thesis so I just have to figure out how the hell to work around it

[@katherineheasley6196]

Use it to pad out the "additional sources" section of your bibliography and otherwise ignore it. I have two MAs and teach writing; I know how to work the system. *wink*

[@asmrtpop2676]

@@katherineheasley6196I did just that and couldn’t believe it worked every time LMAO

[@VultureSkins]

⁠@@katherineheasley6196wow thanks for uh… making it harder for people to find accurate information? I hope whoever you teach writing to doesn’t end up using that advice in any published work.

[@katherineheasley6196]

@@VultureSkins or maybe you need to not take me so seriously.

[@tobers_is_lost]

i used to watch ancient aliens unironically- DEEPLY unironically- when i was 13. full-grown, adult parental figures ALSO used to watch it with me DEEPLY unironically. we would spitball theories off of each other. i used to get excited whenever georgio came onscreen because i loved the way he talked. it was crazy, dude.

[@captainnemo7690]

Not alien-related , but one of my favorite Bigfoot theories comes from (I think) Finding Bigfoot, an Animal Planet show that ran for 100 episodes and featured a man who was credited as a "Bigfoot Call Expert". The theory stated that the reason no Bigfoot bones have ever been found was because porcupines were eating all of them.

[@mightymeatymech]

?????😭😭😭😭💀 Lmfaoooo I watched a little of that but I clearly didn't remember this Important Information. Animal planet was so unhinged at one point,,

[@Slurptacular64]

@@mightymeatymech WAS? Boi still is! I love some of the ‘documentaries’ I’ve watched on there lol

[@wolvie1618]

Porcupines following around bigfoot: "gimme your B O N E S"

[@cvanicky90]

Oh so THATS where porcupine spines come from!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@kohikan5180]

Don't go camping without a tent. Porcupines will eat your bones right out of you.

[@SylvesterLazarus]

I used to love ancient aliens as a teen... then years later I learned that there are people who actually believe it. I thought it was a full on mockumentary that was never meant to be taken seriously. :D

[@WaddyMuters]

It isn’t!?

[@SylvesterLazarus]

@@WaddyMuters I mean... I'm pretty sure that it started like that. Then people got hooked on it and they might've just decided to go with the flow and give them the content they wanted, but yes... I'm pretty sure that at this point it's either the longest joke ever told, or they just decided to capitalize on this business as much as they can. I might be wrong though, maybe it's a totally self-aware team who's behind it who came forward with how they do things..

[@sydneyelliott]

@@WaddyMuters no… my dad definitely believes it 😂

[@Catglittercrafts]

@@sydneyelliott I’m sorry.

[@sydneyelliott]

@@Catglittercrafts me too

[@carlcarlington7317]

Growing up my dad ran a local “ufo club” where people would hangout talking about aliens and shit. I remember one dude who would swear that Bigfoot was the defender of earth and was fighting a war against the reptilians. it was always super funny to imagine this advanced alien empire bring fought off by what’s essential one big strong dude throwing rocks at their space crafts.

[@eminempreg]

I want to believe in this. This one's sick.

[@certifiedboghopper9622]

the original gozilla vs king kong

[@insertnamehere6227]

Dude watched the Star wars original trilogy on mushrooms and thought it was a documentary

[@SpaceWampa]

That's fuckin awesome

[@Wolfbane1677]

I know this joke is old but this comment reminded me of it. "Throw the cheeeeese!"

[@dstinnettmusic]

The saddest thing is that Enkidu is a really interesting literary character, showing a very early story about the “self-domestication” of humans that laid the basis of civilization. Enkidu has only shown up in the Epic of Gilgamesh, so we don’t think he was a god or religious figure, but was purely mythological. He was just a story figure, and there seems to be a memory captured here of a time before agriculture. His whole “arc” is going from being a “wild man” whose most civilized skill is herding animals….and him learning to become “human” from the act of eating bread and learning about farming, and having sex with a woman. This, at the very least, shows the values of the people who wrote and told these stories, and might even be a link into prehistory… But instead of talking about any of that, they said he was Bigfoot and an alien. Truth is so much more interesting than fiction, guys….

[@Dantalliumsolarium]

He’s also so sweet and brave! And far more grounded than Gilgamesh but like- aaah they’re a very good dynamic and I wish people could just appreciate ancient culture instead of slapping their alien dick on it. I love how you articulated Enkidu, he’s one of my favorites but I always struggle to describe why and this really puts it well

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

the entire sumerian mythos is very interesting and has historical merit without the whole aliens thing. there is absolutely a possibility they were as advanced as we are today or more and just did things different. it takes surprisingly little to wipe out an entire civilization look at entire amazon tribes that disappeared because the spanish brought disease and after that the jungle takes over

[@mishterkhalid3117]

are you saying pre agriculture people didn't know how to have sex with women?

[@DDDent.]

Chapter 6 of the book of genius says this pretty clearly but Enoch just tried to elaborate on it but it's in the Bible first few pages tbh

[@ipaddleYOass]

Ancient stories are called myths and legends. Modern stories are just called trolls

[@hinata167]

I remember in community college there was a class called Mystery in History. We would watch Ancient Aliens and learn about ghost and stuff. Literally did an essay on Slenderman. Sadly the class was gone the next semester because "it had no use".

[@clairee527]

did you by any chance go to westchester community college? bc i had a history professor there that also taught a class called "mysteries in history" and he loved ancient aliens

[@hinata167]

@@clairee527 RCC actually. Rockland Community College

[@clairee527]

@@hinata167 oh interesting. maybe he transferred across the river lol

[@mankeywithahat2381]

This sounds like a class from Greendale

[@rsmlinar1720]

See, the deep state is trying to hide knowlage of Aliens, but u are AlL Too fOOlisH tOo see

[@juliiju0484]

If Aincent Aliens had been an anime instead of a documentary, then it would have been much, much better. And more epic.

[@TheTygre]

Buddy, have I got the Japanese New Age cult for you.

[@johnnormington1311]

That's just both Dragon Ball and Naruto which both start as really cool supernatural mythology combat type of shows but became Ancient Aliens in their second series Z for Dragon Ball and Shippuden for Naruto, heck even the Fate series did that with the Greek gods suddenly being Transformers.

[@SpamSector]

Giorgio already has the hair for it.

[@DrawnByLaserLove]

Wait a second, I think that actually kind of exists? In the manga Bio Booster Armor Guyver, the human race was created by aliens to be the base for bio-weapons, and dinosaurs were one of the many failed attempts.

[@annabeatrizzimmermann7708]

facts

[@johnbillings5260]

My favorite part of watching Ancient Aliens is watching Giorgio Tsoukalos' hair get progressively more puffy as the episode goes on. I imagine him running his hands through his hair repeatedly as a coping mechanism between shots. Could it beeeeee...?

[@booleah6357]

He was actually an alien as ancient astronaut theorists have suggested.

[@wolvie1618]

There's a meme saying his hair got like that because aliens were slowly abducting him 😂

[@booleah6357]

@@wolvie1618 as ancient astronaut theorists believe.

[@thenerdfulspirit]

In "Babylon 5" all the aliens have really cool prosthetics: except for the Centauri who all have Georgio haircuts 😅😅😅😅😅

[@dylanlewis5113]

For me, the biggest "WTF" moment of Ancient Aliens was when they made a whole episode about Superheroes. They're logic was "Superheroes are like the modern day mythology. Old Mythology was based on Aliens. Therefore, Superheroes are based on Aliens." They just wanted an excuse to show clips from The Avengers and The Dark Knight.

[@rosieclown8817]

They're based off of God's. I mean besides the obvious like Thor. Superman for example is Kel-el which sounds almost the same as Hel-el. Helel is the true hebrew name for lucifer. Lucifer fell from the sky, and his powers are tied to stones, which witches believe their are powers in stones. The author of Superman believed in shamanism (Talking to demons and spirits. So the fact that you guys don't understand why they mentioned it shows an ignorance of the occult and occultist, as well as history.

[@dylanlewis5113]

@@rosieclown8817 That's pretty interesting. They could have used that in the episode. Pulling out information like that looks better than playing clips of superhero movies and using the broadest understanding of those characters to then use them as a segway into the topic you clearly wanted to discuss of "Gods are Aliens". Which is what the episode did.

[@rosieclown8817]

@Dylan Lewis thanks, I was ignorant of these things until recently too. I wish I could find the video. The author has an interview where he tells of how he was inspired by spirits he talked too. The rich and famous almost all follow occultist beliefs and shamanism. That's why they say they have Alter egos. The religion goes back to egyptian religion.

[@DanielLCarrier]

To be fair, some superheroes are aliens. Like Superman.

[@karsonmapes]

@@rosieclown8817need that link rosie

[@rayne9065]

11:05 for those uncursed with this knowledge, canonically Scooby-Doo is half Anunnaki and thats why he can speak

[@chinita2463]

Oh yeah! Thanks!

[@MrBengezack]

Mystery Incorporated is still the best Scooby Doo iteration.

[@autumnidle5412]

Besides the special with William Shatner, where they all sit around and argue with each other, my all-time favorite has to be the "Aliens and Dinosaurs" episode. The most historical by far. There is a scene of UFOs swooping around firing lasers at dinosaurs that I think everyone should experience.

[@mildlydazed9608]

Truly the best theory they put forward "Aliens killed the dinosaurs so mankind could be put here" lmao it's fantastic

[@Ricecooka]

I randomly met Giorgio Tsoukalos at an convention and he was basically Keanu Reeve's character from Bill and Ted. Super friendly to everyone talking to him, and if you didn't know all the Ancient Aliens stuff you'd think he was just the guy that ran the CBD store by Wendy's.

[@josephschultz3301]

To be fair, I don't think he's a bad man or an asshole, just an idiot. So long as the topic of conversation didn't stick to aliens and shit, sure, I'd smoke a joint with him.

[@josemaria8177]

That was always the impression he gave off to me. He was always very polite and friendly in interviews and he seemed to always try to respect people's beliefs and opinions. He might be a nutcase, but is a friendly one

[@dmo848]

Not sure why but I always wanted to meet him. Definitely seems like a down to earth dude. I'd love to burn 1 with him. Oh man the stories to be told

[@kieryn8264]

He seems chill in interviews and stuff but man he's far out xD

[@Jane-oz7pp]

He's pretty racist, though. The whole show is basically "white people do this today so brown people could never have done this ever, without aliens"

[@noegomez8278]

I like that this show basically underestimates ancient civilizations. Imagine a 1,000 years from now humans think that Batman was an actual human bat hybrid just because they found it

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

The last 100 years are better documented than the previous 100 thousand. If there’s still human society functioning in 1,000 years it’ll know all about us.

[@ken-dog]

That would be Man-Bat, my friend. And he is real. Ancient Aliens told me so.

[@rayangelo5567]

​@@MrRyan-wu4jx nope, that understand of history is just old e obsolete.

[@TheAirBear2000]

_Weekly World News_ assures me that Bat Boy is real!

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

@@rayangelo5567 I don’t understand how what you just said contradicts anything I did but sure.

[@TRUEbASNER]

Let us hold a moment of silence for the talented audio engineers, editors, videographers and the rest of the technical team that turns this mess into a decent 'documentary' series

[@harrisonwhaley7872]

Imagine being out on a date, it’s going well, and then you both start discussing what you do for work. They then proceed to sheepishly admit they do the sound design for Ancient Aliens

[@itsxora3207]

@@harrisonwhaley7872 marriage right then and there

[@perfil1996]

​@@harrisonwhaley7872 "what do you do for a living?" "I edit a show that says bigfoot is an alien dropped to Earth"

[@KrazyKaiser]

VERY fun fact: The voice of the narrator for ancient aliens plays a one time character on the show China, IL named Carabas, who owns an ancient aliens bookstore, and tries to take over the history department at the college to teach ancient aliens courses. That probably doesn't make very much sense out of the context of that super weird show, but it's an extra hilarious joke.

[@nefertitimontoya]

That is indeed a very fun fact

[@zakkholguin3942]

Indeed fun lmfao

[@Mellohi_wither]

Gabi has quickly become my favourite thrower of shade on the internet

[@j.w.allison4637]

Am I a dad who happens to watch ancient aliens? Ancient astronaut theorists say, "Yes."

[@parvanaturalia]

they do not contend? might be some aliens in disguise as ancient astronaut theorists!

[@ashwinnmyburgh9364]

@@parvanaturalia are the ancient astronaut theorists secretly aliens in disguise as ancient astronaut theorists, as ancient astronaut theorists contend? ancient astronaut theorists believe it is a shocking yes.

[@rscooter5729]

I have always said this was my favorite episode of AA, because they completely bypass questioning the existence of Bigfoot, they are all in on him being real like its obvious. The only question is how he is connected to Aliens.

[@magnuskallas]

I remember another show on Blaze channel where they actually found some hair and artifacts. So, they sent it in for DNA testing and the results didn't really surprise anyone except for the absent-minded: it was bear hair and dried up bear shit. I laughed like a maniac after wasting 50 minutes of my life.

[@chrisi1466]

My Dad use to watch all those Bigfoot shows and I used to just say, you realize if the found Bigfoot that would be national news pretty immediately, there’s no hiding that until the show comes out. So obviously they never found one lol

[@genericname2747]

@@chrisi1466 Actually, I used to work on one of those shows, and we found bigfoot immediately. But we didn't tell the government, because Bigfoot actually has a very impressive resume, and he is now the director of the show.

[@CRneu]

@@magnuskallas i was down in southern oregon a couple weeks ago and stopped off at a local store. I mentioned to them that while out on a trail run I saw some cougar and bear tracks. I told them cuz I figured it was wise to let folks know where there were predators. The gal at the store immediately goes into, "Did you see any bigfoot tracks!? They found his DNA!" I didn't say much after that and just got out of there. When I got to my car I googled "Bigfoot dna found". It took like 2-3 clicks before I found out it was bear fur and people were using it to continue the bigfoot scam. lol these people are so gullible.

[@magnuskallas]

@@CRneu Exactly. Great story though :D

[@abubacarrjeng5080]

The blurring of the Italian plumber and the thunder rat is killing me lmaooo

[@cvanicky90]

Lmao I caught that too but can't figure out WHY they're blurred. What did I miss? Is it because of... ALIENS?!

[@abubacarrjeng5080]

@crver the only thing alien here is how swift nintendos lawyers are with that cease and desist

[@cvanicky90]

@@abubacarrjeng5080 they're ALIENATING themselves from the free "advertising " they'd be getting instead. Some companies are too damn big for their own good

[@abubacarrjeng5080]

@@cvanicky90 WORD!!

[@InvisibleRen]

I went “Really? Why? Is it because History Channel is their enemy?”

[@MichaelGreen-dm2ov]

Young lady your humor has brought a tear to my eye. The happiness this gave me along with an ancient aliens drinking game has made me a subscriber .

[@Terrataro777]

I love the idea of a doomsday prepper preparing their whole lives for the apocalypse only to be blind sided by tribes of bigfeet coming out of the shadows to “assume dominance”

[@purf3ct_bleu]

I love how Gabi blurs out Mario and Pikachu 😂

[@thegirlnamedjessicamccown9194]

Ok I was wondering. I thought it was pikachu lol 😂

[@Banfrid]

I LITERALLY came in this comment session looking on what those two things were xD

[@lilglitch8956]

Must be either a joke or genuine concern about the fact Nintendo is notorious for striking any content even slightly related to their stuff

[@CherryXXCola]

I literally was SEARCHING for a comment like this because I had no idea what they were and I was really confused

[@Atetrigrams]

At 4:54 she forgot to blur them, lmao

[@jsime265]

Just when I was mindlessly scrolling KZbin, our savior provided.

[@michaellindsay2010]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT

[@SkittileSkelanimal47]

lmao you and me both 😂

[@f0-f09]

I myself have read an English translation of the Epic of Gilgamesh, it was clearly said in it that Enkidu was made as wild equal to Gilgamesh, the king of Uruk, Enkidu lived among the animals, causing problems for the hunters, so Gilgamesh entrusted Shamhat, a priestess for the temple of Ishtar, to use her "love arts" to tame Enkidu, it worked causing the animals to run away from Enkidu. He fights Gilgamesh and they end up becoming friends, they slay Humbaba for cedar trees, causing a curse to Enkidu which causes his death and Gilgamesh's obsession to find Utnapishtim to conquer death. It never mentioned that Shamhat became pregnant from Enkidu, and in some versions of the poem, Enkidu is described as a bull-man, pretty destroying the start of Bigfoot's apparent alien lineage

[@Hiihtopipa]

What the duck did i read

[@brigade7678]

damn dude I "read" that book in high school and your comment taught me more about it than my english teacher

[@f0-f09]

@@brigade7678 glad to help, it's a very well written story

[@thunderspark1536]

@@Hiihtopipa A REAL religious story. Dunno why but Christianity is so damn boring. We don't even get to see satan fighting god, it's just an instant win. Killing someone for cedar trees? Now THAT's a legend.

[@babycielos]

i loved reading the epic of gilgamesh but ive never heard of this and im obsessed with it and definitely want to read it again - thank you for enlightening me with this new information

[@ajmeyers5661]

I think most people watch ancient aliens content ironically, but an ironic watch and a hate watch and a fan watch are all the same to the algorithm! I hope this show never goes away because it's so good and so cringe. Ancient Aliens, never leave us!

[@jonyjoe8464]

As a young boy I remember watching the "six million dollar man" every week, it ran for many years but I knew it "jump the shark" when it had an episode of aliens bringing bigfoots to earth. I remember it well because the special guest villain was andre the giant as bigfoot. Maybe ancient aliens watch the same six million dollar episode and it look like it needed further investigation.

[@toddjones1480]

There’s an ‘80s movie called Demonwarp with Bigfoots and zombies, all made by aliens who worship Satan.

[@smartcakes303]

I'm an Indigenous Australian man and in our culture we have the Yowie which is essentially a bigfoot as well. Our people were alive over 100,000 years ago and lived with prehistoric animals. It's possible bigfoot tales have successfully been passed down from a once living prehistoric animal

[@Catglittercrafts]

Yeah, and some dumbass alien astronaut theorist would say that it was because your people came in contact with an ancient alien.

[@matthewpool6508]

Very cool!

[@TRUEbASNER]

Perhaps it's a story as old as witchcraft, or dragons? Which as far as I know, nearly every continent has legends about.

[@M_K-Bomb]

I would dought that there was an ancient species like Bigfoot or Yowie because there haven't been any bones discovered of such creatures. And, being that it would be a species which was on different continents there is more likelihood of it being found. Though, I will point out there would only would be a small population of it in existence today, which would mean chances are that is a reflection of it's existence in the past. That being all said humans are highly susceptible and genetically designed to recognise humanoid shapes as another person. Thus we would see a mystery shape or animal and assign the description as a human then discover it isn't and then change it's description to a humanoid creature in a matter of seconds. But, I really liked that this comment pointed out the Yowie. I forgot to think of other ancient cultures that have bigfoot-type cryptids. Plus pointing out how Indigenous Australians lived alongside ancient creatures of Australia brings up an interesting point to be mentioned.

[@xime321]

It really Is fascinating the myths that are globally shared. I'm Guatemalan and in native mesoamerica (mayans, olmecs, toltecs etc) the "sisimite" exists which Is essentially a big foot with the added characteristic of Inverted feet lol

[@brookelynntheplatypus5487]

My mom has been on a Bigfoot binge lately. I'll have to show this to her

[@cleverruse5513]

B... Bingefoot.

[@LordOfElysium]

Foot binge

[@Areyouafraidofthedarkkuk]

Bro keep us updated

[@NShomebase]

Has she watched all 10 Lance Henriksen Bigfoot movies?

[@MeCooper]

_"Was Bigfoot in fact one of the Founding Fathers of America? There is no mention of him _*_not_*_ being one, So many historians have come to accept this reality. Of course being a Bigfoot he was unable to write and sadly never signed the declaration on independence."_ - The "History" channel, Probably.

[@QuestionsWithNoAnswers]

I'm an archaeologist and I've been binging your ancient alien videos... great stuff dude. I love it when people outside of my academic community dive into how wacky this stuff is. Can you please drop your drinking game in the comments, i have a feeling I will be in need of it soon!

[@David-rr4gb]

I didn’t think I could enjoy watching anything more than I enjoy watching Ancient Aliens…until 3:20 am this morning when I realized there is one thing I do love watching more: Gabi discussing Ancient Alien episodes 🥰

[@GUNUFofficial]

Goliath wasn't actually as grossly big as you think, some people did math and converted the bible measurements, goliath is a more realistic 6 or 7 feet, which isn't as big nowadays, but was seen as really big back when everyone was 5 foot, and 6 foot and 7 foot people where rare.

[@lúki-ang]

Part of the confusion is that later versions of the Bible repeatedly altered the description of Goliath’s height to make him taller. Originally the text did put him at 6-7 feet but later versions say he’s around 10 feet tall

[@kightsun]

​@@lúki-angtbf later versions also claim 6 ft but western Europeans had a blind trust in the Hebrew of their time instead of doing proper textual criticism

[@jeffreese1828]

Exaggerating Goliaths stature made him more awesome and ominous , thus elevating the heroism of David's deed .(done dirt cheap !) Lol

[@KasumiRINA]

Also Enkidu is a man beast made of clay who first wrestled with Gilgamesh and later they became best pals and had weird relationship with some woman, Gil went to look for elixir of immortality and later cried over Enkidu dying on return. Goliath was a human enemy general who wasn't beastly or magical, just big because he wasn't a native but of the Sea Peoples and probably had European ancestry. David, a shepherd later turned king, headshots and beheads him. There's no wrestling, friendship, or mysticism. There's literally NOT A SINGLE THING IN COMMON BETWEEN THE TWO STORIES. But here's the catch: even if Epic and Gilgamesh and Tanakh, the Hebrew Bible, were similar, they weren't written oceans apart. Google maps gives 93km between Abraham's hometown, Ur, and Gilgamesh's Uruk. That's a regular caravan path. Absolutely realistic that two completely different stories could have been known by people living a few city states apart (I know David lived later and further, but a lot of Bible stories were written down circa Babylonian exile so in the SAME REGION).

[@marybethchavez3740]

It's such a joke in our house that if there is anything suspicious, I will just say, "Coincidence, I think not, must be them aliens."

[@sweeneylens]

I was in high school when the History channel went the crazy route. It took me a while to see just how crazy they were getting at the time. Those were wild times.

[@LPlFan81]

Well the History Channel was known "the Hitler Channel" before they took this Ancient Aliens route. So maybe it was an upgrade.

[@Lucaz99]

@@LPlFan81 they weren’t fantasizing Hitler into a God among men though, it’s just that WW2 documentaries attracted a lot of viewership….right?

[@Omni_Shambles]

@@Lucaz99 No shit, Sherlock.

[@blobfish7109]

@@LPlFan81 considering the ancient aliens theories were started by the nazis, maybe it’s a step down.

[@genericname2747]

@@blobfish7109 The nazis were weird, man. Like, they were completely evil, but then they'd go out and try to psychically communicate with dogs, or find proof of ancient aliens.

[@ssj002]

Hello! Sorry I discovered your channel 1 year after this post, but this series is a lot of fun. Would love to see more ancient aliens content on your channel!

[@AWholeBeew]

This episode was really thought-provoking. Unfortunately, the thoughts provoked in me were, "What if those footprints were just from a barefoot dude with really big feet? Man, Shaq should go walk around barefoot in woods where Bigfoot has been sighted, just to mess with people."

[@billbill6094]

Ancient Aliens is brought to you by the words "think," "believe," "contend," and the misunderstanding of the word "probably". Special thanks to the confirmation bias for never letting the word "evidence" get us down. And of course viewers like you. Thank you.

[@gyroscope915]

I love how these shows present evidence. They go "Its possible" or "some think" and then immediately continue on as if its fact and use it to support other arguments

[@KasumiRINA]

Logical chain: Enkidu was wild man of clay. Goliath was an enemy general in the nearby region. Two unrelated stories with nothing in common... COINCIDENCE?! No, it means yetis had extraterrestrial superpowers. Because Sumeria and Israel are oceans apart! (They're not).

[@Chad_Losey]

The chapter names really helped me keep track what was going on. Thanks Gabi!

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Me too! I was getting confused but the chapters made a great summary about the point of the video

[@Weyoun359]

I can't speak for everyone here but, after watching all of your Ancient Aliens videos, I want to officially propose you do MORE. These videos are documentary GOLD!!! Love it

[@lforlight]

This show follows logical steps akin to saying we can breathe through our eyes because we have as many eyes as we have lungs.

[@RightOnTheBullseye]

Gabi and Ancient Aliens is slowly becoming my favorite combo for content.

[@cameron8338]

absolutely loving the gabi ancient aliens arc ❤️

[@moofaasa]

ancient aliens was a big part of my childhood so reliving it without my mother going on weird, paranoid tangents was so amazing lol bless you gabi bell

[@justarandomchaneldontmindm9098]

0:10 I AM the dad that watches the history channel for fun, I just don't have children and am only 22

[@justarandomchaneldontmindm9098]

1:11 when I was growing up watching with my dad, he used to always remind me that "ancient astronaut theorists" was most definitely just weirdos in their basement posting on chat forums

[@dandan2160]

Should I buy a whole cake and eat it all by myself? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

[@somethingstupid1075]

this show will always hold a special place in my heart bc my dad used to watch it all the time when I was in the age range where you’re figuring out the world but you haven’t really developed any critical thinking skills yet

[@wadepulliam342]

Just takes me back to ten year old me staying up late at my grandmother's house watching history channel thinking to myself "oh I'm so getting back at the government trying to lie to me about aliens"

[@dreamer2178]

Props to Gabi for also giving the measurements in the Metric system rather than just the Imperial system, finally a creator for who I don't have to google mid video to keep up

[@hokkaidohats]

Just want to say that your channel absolutely makes my day. Your deadpan humour about some of this nonsense is amazing and your comedic timing gets me every time. I’m really happy I subscribed and I always look forward to your new videos!

[@moonieglow1]

When you described "a dad that watches history channel" I immediately thought of my dad. Lmao.

[@jaredpierson2390]

I’m LOVING this series. Please do this entire show

[@jaredpierson2390]

I’m begging

[@Saint.questions]

Lol.. same 😆

[@nickjames1362]

Wow! That transition was JUST as smooth as my skin after using Neutrogena! Thanks Gabi! 💪🏽

[@thompsoncrosby9084]

Buying a bigfoot costume for 3 quick cutaway jokes. Gotta respect the commitment

[@Diphenhydra]

You're assuming she didn't already own the costume.

[@kimsomniac2144]

Now I'm totally imagining hikers chasing "bigfoot", then he suddenly taps his chest, mumbles something, and beams out. Tricky wookie

[@azzy6687]

ancient aliens really looked at a bunch of random stories with the concept of "a very big dude" and went "you can't make this shit up."

[@yuumijungle548]

bro this was my favorite episode, i was literally on the floor laughing when they came with the grunting noises, that supposed bigfoots made 😂

[@JustJustin79]

“Sky Gods = Bigfoot-creating Aliens?” Got it 👍🏼 Another great video, Gabi!

[@sef1117atuncw]

Embarrassed to admit, for months my husband and I watched Ancient Aliens at night as we fell asleep... it was at that moment that I found out my husband used to watch the show for fun and that I was doomed to spend the rest of my life with this man 🤣

[@mechanomics2649]

Don't be embarrassed. there's nothing wrong with watching the show. It's good entertainment, it's just that's all it is.

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

Watching it for fun is fine. Now if he tries to convice you Quetzalcoatl was an alien overlord and the Central American civilizations were experimental superhumans, _THEN_ you should probably start panicking.

[@sef1117atuncw]

@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong in that case, so far so good!🤣

[@itsxora3207]

@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong I mean it would explain how the Aztec established dominion over the entirety of mesoamerica. Nah I'm just kidding we all know that the Anasazi were aliens

[@bulletproofair]

This story is proof they DO exist! (women like this, I mean. Aliens are an ongoing question 🤣)

[@ValensBellator]

I used to watch this with my roommates in college and we had a drinking game as well. One you missed is any time they use a phrase along the lines of “could it be?”… you’ll never get through an episode.

[@jerrycox3522]

I see this has been around for at least a year and I am just now discovering it. I don't know why. Anyway, I just love Gabi's sense of humor. She cracks me up. Wished I could find a female friend with her wittiness.

[@rowanb4395]

If your goal is to have an Ancient Aliens episode dedicated to you; ie. theorizing and then immediately confirming you are an alien, you are definitely going about it the right way

[@I_dont__know]

Everybody is talking about the obvious blur on the shelf, but nobody notices the suspiciously Papa Smurf colored blur in the bottom left. What are you hiding from us? Did the aliens tell you to hide evidence?

[@lexirysbar]

Thought it was Mario. Saw that one first lol

[@Eli-lk3cn]

😂😂😂😂

[@CmdrWinters]

Hiding Nintendo IP to not disturb the copyright gods 😃

[@scottydoesntno]

Stopped by another video to see what the blurs were, the yellow blur is pikachu and the other one is Mario.

[@genericname2747]

It's bigfoot, wearing a Papa Smurf costume

[@lunacampos5094]

Perfect, I thought I was gonna lose my mind without a new gabi video

[@aellipsis]

I want a well made Ancient Aliens video game. This lore goes deep and I don’t want it to go to waste.

[@KasumiRINA]

Assassin's Creed except they're not really alien. Mass Effect maybe? Grandia?

[@b.s.bobbyshaw]

I used to binge this show over a decade ago, so it’s amazing watching you relive these classic episodes 🤣

[@x-gate-gate-gate]

I too have fallen down the ancient aliens rabbit hole. This show is my favorite to binge when I am hungover and need mindless drivel to make me laugh

[@Jack-sy8mr]

Alien: **playing with humans and Bigfoot like dolls making them kiss** “Son, what are you doing?” “Nothing!” “How many times do I have to tell you to leave those humans alone”

[@no-lifenoah7861]

the guys running ancient aliens could connect wood tables to aliens if the tables were old enough

[@mattruffles9386]

I literally discovered gabi's channel today and watched every video. She's hilarious 10/10

[@pfitz9346]

Its arguably more "heavily implied" that Gilgamesh and Enkidu were romantically involved with each other than it was "heavily implied" that Enkidu was an alien but the history channel doesn't want you to look too closely at that part of history.

[@leafheart3213]

I’ll always love my memories of being a teenager smoking pot with my family in my grandfather’s house and watching ancient aliens while we’re all higher than the international space station.

[@alexanderthompson9562]

I caught part of the stream where Gabi was editing this and I'm excited to see the final product 😊

[@embercapriii]

what is in gabis background that she blurred out ???

[@embercapriii]

if you saw

[@AlbinoAxolotl]

@@embercapriii it’s a pikachu plush. Now sure why it’s blurred out though. I’m super curious! I’m thinking it’s because the sponsor doesn’t want other branded products in the sponsored portion of the video. I feel like I’ve heard other KZbinrs talk about that sort of thing before.

[@StarryMysts]

@@AlbinoAxolotl that sounds so bloody silly if its true,,

[@ladeao1552]

14:35 No lie that would be an excellent premise for a book or something. Everything supernatural or cryptid related is just Earth being space Australia.

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Combine that with the old meme of humans being space orcs, and you’ve got yourself one heck of a concept.

[@clarkcamp]

I’d love to see Gabi and Wendigoon have a conversation

[@pirubix]

The funniest part is there really was a Bigfoot type early hominid called gigantopithecus that died out around 300k years ago, yet they never mention that....

[@sasqwatch]

As a sasquatch myself, I can confirm this show is way off base. What's the term you humans use for an incoherent chaotic mess of nonsense? Dumpster something...

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Fire. It’s dumpster fire. Always wondered how you guys felt about this stuff.

[@Thatmemerevew]

i can’t be the only one looking at the pikachu and mario being blurred

[@Phoenix-rfa]

Probably some new KZbin policy

[@chadd990]

I was so confused when this show first came out. You gotta understand, I was still in grade school, and the History Channel still had credibility as an authority on real life facts. I had many of the same objections that you point out, but I still believed too much of it. I blame this show for most of the world's problems.

[@kev_whatev]

So…Bigfoot real because there’s no way disparate societies could come up with “people, but bigger”. Checks out

[@KasumiRINA]

Distance between Abraham's home town if Ur and Gilgamesh's city of Uruk is 93km. An insurmountable distance! But also, there's nothing in common between Enkidu the wild man of clay and Goliath the human warrior.

[@MaryamMaqdisi]

People taking the Bible and other ancient texts literally normally frustrates me but this is just amusing. It's like when someone purposely grabs an ancient quote divorced from all context to "prove" the Bible is "lying" (rather than acknowledge that ancient literature was only partially based on facts and heavily embellished as they try to tell a story to make a point, rather than simply record a factual account). But this show, instead of using common sense and saying "that doesn't sound right" they say "IT'S ON THE BIBLE SO IT MUST BE THE TRUTH AND THE ONLY WAY IT CAN BE TRUE IS IF IT'S ALIENS". Top notch stuff.

[@shibe8586]

Great video Gabi! Totally had time to watch it all

[@SarahMae96]

Love the late night upload! Perfect for watching on my overnight job’s lunch! Your humor kills me 😂

[@roninnka]

I was terrified of Ancient Aliens as a kid. My grandpa would always watch it lol

[@RollingCalf]

Was present while my friend binged ancient aliens. Towards the end i remember saying "we're near the end of the series but based on content, there is no difference between this and episode 1"

[@valley5882]

When I grow up I want to be an *ancient astronaut theorist*

[@draytonwilley1363]

gabi thank you for your service in watching this for those of us who could never do it ourselves 07

[@direktive4]

sending bigfoot on a sneaking mission makes about as much sense as using Arnold Schwarzeneggar as a physical template for making infiltration Terminators

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Some days I wonder what the movie would have been like if they had actually casted some nondescript cypher looking guy like they originally planned to.

[@chriscummings4206]

Having been on an army base myself in the early '90s (Fort Jackson), I was amazed how you can be out in what seemed to be the middle of nowhere. Yet when you peek through a few trees and bushes you can see there's a McDonald's a few hundred feet away, but yet you can't hear anything else other than what you would typically hear when in the woods. It seems to me that a lot of Bigfoot researchers look like they're going out in the woods, when really they're just in a wooded area surrounded by civilization.

[@sunnyday6133]

The clip of the guy at the start that gets used in these videos always makes me smile. The way he says «purpose» sounds like «porpoise», which is silly, but also fits into making the conspiracy deeper 👁️

[@MxSpoike]

Fun fact: Gilgamesh and Enkidu are implied to be lovers in some versions

[@stinkyflour5924]

It's so wild that Neutrogena is sponsoring you! Like, that's Neutrogena, and they're sponsoring a big foot video. Insane, congratulations

[@kowloonbroadcast]

thanks to your Aliens breakdown series videos, every time I hear or think of something that contains a word “sex” in it, i’m flashed back to the scene of this guy that you’ve highlighted in the initial video repeatedly saying “but how can angels have sex!?” with all the graspiness and emphasis in his voice on the last word. i think i’m forever damaged at this point. thank you 🙏🏼

[@miike2]

"2.1-2.7 meters for some of you" gabi, y'all the only ones still using imperial units 😭

[@Julia-tk2em]

There’s an Eddie Izzard sketch about Americans and the metric system. “I don’t wanna use yer goddamn commie metric system.”

[@tcgreen11]

Yes, she’s talking about Bigmeter, if you’re from the Europe..

[@KasumiRINA]

​@@tcgreen11*from Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, South America, Central America or North America except for USA. SO if you're from this planet.

[@LPVince94]

Wait a minute the annunaki weren't all sky gods. Mesopotamian gods were centered around salt water and fresh water.

[@nicholaspeters9919]

I’m starting to think these guys didn’t actually read all the myths and legends they talk about.

[@ken-dog]

I love the Ancient Aliens show. It's like real world lore. Highlights some cool places and mythologies from across the globe, especially the early seasons before they ran out of steam.