I tried to live until 100 and huge mistakes were made - 100 Years Life Simulator

[@SenseiWriter]

"I know my luck.... and it's not good" Wise words, this is a core memory moment for me

[@jackieronaldwayerston6723]

_Komaeda approved._

[@angeldraws9805]

Hi

[@monokuma316]

2:24 the timing on that was too perfect

[@BUNNYZLIVEZONTHEMOON]

You just gave me 2 ads

[@Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847]

It was basically “We’ll be right back” 😂

[@two.the.sillyX3]

Ye *Error Phone reset xD and tv reset*

[@copykatdotcom]

I like this

[@orangepeel5034]

also my ad was abt death and mike said after can we die? XD

[@lillyshawver4990]

"I know my luck. Its not good." No Nagito luck. ;-;

[@sunshineyx5395]

i mean Nagito's luck is not that good- cause its a bad luck - good luck cycle- that's not that lucky

[@oli_ch4nn3l30]

@@sunshineyx5395 oop-

[@lillyshawver4990]

@@sunshineyx5395 He planned a whole murder off luck. And it worked. Its not good or bad luck. Its just luck.

[@celestialarden]

its not luck its *hope*

[@Sanriolove12345]

xMia Lovex ddd

[@azamasu7885]

"Wuhoahh.. He has no texture! What the heck, that is scary..." -Bijuu Mike

[@ellis_entity]

“Huge mistakes were made” Giving mike this video game was a huge mistake in and of itself

[@flowerkid1616]

hi bro

[@ZoniesAndZoners]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@YourUltimateStarGazer]

Supp

[@foofy2412]

No u

[@MrCef0705]

omg its the electro archon 👉👈

[@axotenko]

"wow the graphics are actually not bad like for an app you know" **mom rips off shirt**

[@C00lkidd103]

@chara the idiot same

[@amityblight9349]

Aw shit here we go again

[@amityblight9349]

@chara the idiot sameeee

[@SonGoku-gl6go]

Mom is basically Super man because she ripped her shirt

[@kelseyisagon5171]

"Im the most mature person i know" Suddenly wearing a girl's uniform Me: I believe you mike, I believe you

[@jennythepotato3985]

Me too 👍🏻

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

Yes

[@yuiqwq]

Mike: What did we learn today? We learned that Olga was the love of his life...clearly

[@NoelNoelNoelNoelNoelNoelNoel]

The life simulator character arc strikes again

[@KirbyFanOfficial]

True

[@wilianabaez2727]

Que

[@x.o.x.oooooo]

Oh no 😨

[@CherryTheCat]

I read your KZbin username. I did don't worry I did.

[@syedasarah7152]

@did you drink water today? Yes I did drink water today

[@blazepeltgaming5173]

"I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT!" The devil may cry reference was very much appreciated

[@catfromthefuture5368]

This feels oddly like another life Simulator we know and love

[@musicforcore3976]

Bijou: it's Sunday for for sakes". Me: huh wasn't it Tuesday?

[@RandomDude8787]

I can’t believe Micheal would play a M rated game I’m crying right now

[@kelseylong698]

Ikr

[@LhexterMorales]

Same! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😥😥😥😱😥😥😥😱😥😱😱😥😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😡😡😡😠😠😠😠🥺🥺🥺😫

[@DisgruntledGoblin]

Bitlife is rated M...and though I don't think yandere simulator has a rating yet it's almost definitely going to be rated M as well so he's been playing M rated games for quite a while actually

[@funniskeleton4318]

@@DisgruntledGoblin i don’t agree nah i’m just kidding this makes sense

[@jaykeproboigamer1914]

What bout v3 killing harmony

[@jackieronaldwayerston6723]

17:04 - Don't worry, Mike. I got that reference. Both the original voice cracked and CDawgVA's fixed versions.

[@givemeyourhugsrightnow6586]

So mike was actually 5 years old for not knowing what the first level was XD

[@Docs-W]

Ok but dude why did u copy the pic of ur profile of a game

[@Docs-W]

Like u can't trick people lie that...

[@Docs-W]

Cuz I didn't fall for it.

[@elbowjuiced]

@@Docs-W people can have video game profile pictures, they're not even saying they drew or made their pfp

[@Docs-W]

@@elbowjuiced that doesn't make sence but he copied the profile of a game and that's the problem.

[@ayoutubewatcher2437]

Part two please this was good man.

[@skulliothepumpkin535]

“Huge mistakes were made” Mike you say that almost every video

[@webbboy4106]

That's what my parents said

[@skulliothepumpkin535]

@@webbboy4106 that’s… sad

[@ch3rryblxssxm268]

they said when I was born

[@Estfireemblem]

@@skulliothepumpkin535 than why did they have you

[@somethingsomethingsomethin9905]

Yo mamma so slow she took 9 months to make a good joke

[@sizzrizz6074]

Bijuu Mike is one of the least annoying gaming youtuber and I really like it . He doesn't keep blabbering continuously instead he stays to point ,focused or relatable to the game, this quality of his makes the gameplay enjoyable and watchable . He also is not afraid of small quiet moments or small real laughter.

[@Kelsie2]

Poor dad, his own child showed no mercy to his knight figure 😔

[@hello-lb6hm]

😔

[@x.o.x.oooooo]

@Miera Pastelz F

[@playgroundswings1926]

@Miera Pastelz F

[@ppppppppppp9859]

@Miera Pastelz F 😖

[@corruptedsmiles811]

F

[@NarutoUzumaki-io2so]

Will anyone not talk about his Itachi shirt😂😂

[@PUVYLOVS]

That boy really said "NO KNIGHTY KNIGHTY"

[@renko8963]

“Father this is mr potato head? “Rips head off cutely”

[@ketchupmustard5373]

Every climactic scene is followed by an ad I personally think these are perfectly timed

[@schrodingerscat7836]

Olga did our man dirty smh

[@lilyheart7809]

Frfr

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

Olga Oh Frrrfrrr

[@richietozier2813]

I think it’s really cool that depending on if ur a boy or a girl in this game it’s the same story line but lik if u were a girl the boy in front of u in class will ask u to lunch but if ur a boy u get to ask her

[@wafobitz]

Age of 12, Ruv secretly sang in the church

[@xxxdracyandpollyxxx4549]

Lol

[@themysteriousgamer8536]

LOL

[@themysteriousgamer8536]

Rub is sneaky boi /_ /

[@sridevikoppula8217]

LMAOOOOOO THATS MAD FUNNY LOL

[@pychenotmamataloart3532]

Nani he sing!??

[@ssimplyjc528]

Game: gives Olga karma Mike: "oh how the turn tables"

[@jannatkaur9108]

This game gave me so many IT flashbacks **shudder**

[@heinzbeansenjoyer1668]

11:06 Random guy is evolving… Random guy evolved into bigger random guy!

[@misiman6805]

When life gives you lemons

[@beileisoup]

squeeze them in other peoples eyes

[@idiotpai3758]

Eat them.

[@idiotpai3758]

@David Gabriel Miguel no

[@misiman6805]

Na you try to make yourself cry

[@poochythedog]

Copied

[@nowaru8921]

17:04 Yoooooo Bijuu with the DMC reference! One of my favourite franchises!

[@Nekosuki01]

100yrs is a long time, and for some reason I thought this was gonna be bitlife xd

[@oneone0three755]

dionaaa :))

[@Nekosuki01]

@@oneone0three755 Dionaaaaa :D

[@emilydowler4802]

10:45 when the beat drop in zavolidia comes

[@cloko843]

Ayo we finally back with the life simulators again

[@frosty-brawlstars1188]

Bijuu mike: Lets dress clown *Bat man comes* Bat man: YEEEET

[@Kijin77]

This is actually amazing I actually got an ad for this game just today

[@drowsy5264]

Marvelous right?

[@drowsy5264]

Such a masterpiece

[@drowsy5264]

Brilliant game

[@rcytlive3072]

Guy:loses girlfriend Also guy:" tImE tO gO sWiMiNg"

[@anywayzzzz]

“And huge mistakes were made.” Didnt we go through this with you had a time limit to live already? Now we gotta start from scratch? *Oh boy.*

[@anywayzzzz]

@@ZoniesAndZoners What? Where did you get that from?- Im a fan- its sarcasam with the oh boy -

[@ZoniesAndZoners]

@@anywayzzzz what?

[@ZoniesAndZoners]

@@anywayzzzz OOPS MAN IM SORRY

[@ZoniesAndZoners]

@@anywayzzzz it was a actual hater who called mike a idiot

[@ZoniesAndZoners]

@@anywayzzzz I'm sorry bro

[@cherrytomatoes2613]

I lived in a trailer at a very young age. I enjoyed it, I think. It sounds like my dream home. Beautiful. I actually lived there in Sweden, Övik. Me, dad and mom. I don't think dads husky brothers where there yet.

[@Jahmarifound_you]

I can't wait until pt.2 bro

[@professiolboiy9113]

Bijuu Mike: “Hahaha..Baron Zeppilli! Hahaha..” Me: JOJO

[@TanXOlive]

I WANT A PART 2

[@Invalid-user13k]

1:37 Yeah a lot of us are that unlucky

[@a.k.apixeldroid9557]

This game is really familiar since I watch one of the KZbinr playing this game🌚

[@sridevikoppula8217]

Is it gloom or lauren?

[@a.k.apixeldroid9557]

@@sridevikoppula8217 no... It's one of the Indonesia youtuber and you might don't know about him. •́ ‿ ,•̀

[@piperwren7732]

@@a.k.apixeldroid9557 Messyourself?

[@crofl.4248]

@@a.k.apixeldroid9557 Acigamespot?

[@zeaceofficial]

4:25 I've never laughed this much before in my life XD

[@NO1JOELHATER]

“Can you reach 100 years old?”

[@Bone-MIX]

It's infinite

[@usefulhumvn]

@Çhrîstòfér Pêzēt ×19 Shut up

[@UnkownWonders]

All i learned is that when you get older you get to choose a lambo which is very pogchamp

[@Loto_Macaroni]

If u do a part 2 I can’t wait to see old man bijuu mike

[@nicholasluy4588]

"oh how the turn tables" xD i laughed so hard 19:35

[@sheridanwolf]

Kassie and Lauren played this lol Edit: That costume person is your high school gf who always matches you apparently everyone in that ring part is gold digger. I assume you are supposed to trigger an event perhaps with the manager that will allow you to afford the more expensive ring. I never played it myself but seeing Kassie’s first run, I’m guessing that’s the way to do it.

[@lemm-1]

I like how the cashier for the jewelry shop saw a break-up in action. He probably filmed it.

[@usa_chan1215]

7:49 * Kids about to get beaten up * *aD WitH pOp MuSiC cOmEs oN*

[@hunteryates1225]

No one Not a single soul The kid has evolved

[@lynnmothibeli325]

It looks like a cool game, but the change your race option started to irritate me.

[@_Kabir_]

“What have we learned todaY *burp* “ GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😂

[@misiman6805]

4:25 7 yr me seeing if I can get blind by looking at the tv close

[@cuppy6248]

7:49 Man: “URGGHHH” *”I JUST CAN’T COLLECT PINK HAIR”*

[@amyding1384]

15:47 that’s me when someone doesn’t respond except x100

[@foofy2412]

15:25 I love how the ad with the gun just pops up

[@idrawanime0119]

16:58 why was this kinda good tho-

[@Susu-fm2qu]

1:07 mike: OHHH OHH IM LEAVEING me: bruh what WAIT A MIN DONT SAY SHES FEED HIM BY I JUST CANT BYE

[@moonsloud]

1:08 nooooo don't-do that ✋🏻😧

[@thecamrock8706]

Bjuu Mike I just found out that there is a secret phase 5 in the tricky mod. How to do it is you simply just click the second trophy 5 times and then go to freeplay and the phase three song will be called reality 2.1. Also the trophy you click 5 times is the one you unlock after beating expurgation.

[@riri._.misheru1311]

Plz do a episode 2!

[@Mengotengo]

I actually enjoyed watching this I'd like to see more

[@mmo_x]

Me and my sister spent this morning playing this. Would have really liked to play this game to see all the paths but god those ads and downloading levels made me crazy! Edit: Mike please play the mobilegame Nirvana! I found it because of this game and it was way better. Also reminds me of the game called Lapse, which is also a great game!

[@tronicgo8873]

Biju Mike : asked a question What did e learn today Biju Mike : replied 19:40 !! BURP!!

[@goofymanface]

3:26 GUYS HES GOING SUPER SAIYAN

[@beomgyungi]

Baby: **Breaks dads Knight figure** The dad: YOU.... YOU HAVE RUINED ME!

[@royahossein4841]

Now you can see why this game is mature 1:07 luckily its not shown

[@Moon-xw9mx]

Child: *breaks father's precious knight figure* Father: *sigh* old belt road

[@lunascupcakes5629]

1:20 OH THE HORROR

[@xxpoteto546xx2]

LOL OMG thank you Bijuu this video literally made my day :-)

[@BoneJuices]

2:35 MONSTER BABY

[@micro.waveREALZ]

That Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga Olga part XD

[@deadpoolyun9968]

More plz MOOOORRRREEE!

[@finezombie]

Mike: OLGA I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE YO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIGHTTTTT!!!!! Subtitles: oh god i should have been the one to fill you dark soul with light.

[@hungariancountryball2928]

Weirdest game I have seen ever.

[@efexserra]

Hello polandball fan its germany from hetalia

[@jasonaldworth7967]

Can we all agree that this channel is the best??

[@albivik5115]

4:16 the part where it made me laugh

[@MikazukiMimi]

Mimimiminanola?

[@Krystlist]

Bijuu: Makes a Devil May Cry 1 reference thinking no one will get it Me: Hey! I see what you did there! XD

[@DanDCool]

16:41 Instant regret

[@taffytwiggy6087]

THE PLAYTHROUGHS ARE ENTERTWINED

[@ruby.xoxo04]

YEEEE

[@ruby.xoxo04]

@Christopher Haverty Yeah duh, I can call him ‘baka’ all I want!

[@Pitachiae-P]

Hello natsuki :)

[@Pitachiae-P]

At least I think your natsuki-.. I don’t know any one else with a natsuki pfp-

[@lakshmanankanodathil2592]

Bijuu Mike : lets not jump otherwise we will get demonetised Bijuu Mike in off screen let's jump !!!!!!

[@DanDCool]

17:12 live much orororoororor no twitcheaeaeaeaeaeasiletnhillnohorrorboxparadoxlakerustyæ

[@made_by_dark]

Bijuu mike tries to live 100 years instantly REGRETS IT….

[@axelanimated9068]

Im finnaly early

[@theonedude9876]

[insert dad joke here]

[@Akari_reall]

lm more early than u bruhhhhhhhh

[@This_weird_dude]

Same

[@MMDTrxsh]

Those kids really got ate by Del Lago from RE4

[@gh0sterz]

we have a new gag. **mom rips shirt off**

[@777LOVERYUWU]

Dad:Come here son! ill let you have all my anime figures! Mom:Come to mama! ill let you Drink soo much! Mike:Goes to mom Mom:*TAKES OF SHIRT SAVAGELY*

[@ktc6175]

Bijuu mike you are back i have been crying for you

[@Just_PLAN3TST4R]

I fell on my knees from laughter when you had the yandere school outfit xD

[@st1ngerBug]

me: clicks on the video the ad at the beginning: 100 years life bijuu mike: 100 years life simulation that sounds a little familiar me: WAIT HUH- YOU BET YA

[@idaandersson9381]

Baby: rips knights head off Add: 911 what your emergency?

[@limitlesshoka5418]

MICHAEL IS THAT A SEPHIROTH FIGURE ON THE TOP

[@Invalid-user13k]

Wow this awesome and dang the first Advertisement was to the game so that's a bonus

[@harrisamapon7788]

him: IM THE MOST MATRUE PERSON I KNOW *later* him: ok the mature thing is a lie

[@delphi189]

Bijuu asking if one can change their race. Me shedding a tear as I think about Oli London. (I can't believe he wants people to accept him being 'korean' wHEN HE'S FLIPPING BRITISH)

[@Littleyoungstar]

That was unexpected and very good but it was funny how he always got hit by a piece of

[@terminalscrownofswag2399]

"Miniminirolla" -Bijuu Mike, 2021