I almost made it to age 100 then this happened - 100 Years Life Simulator

[@cinep8]

the guy in game: *breathes* game: *retry?*

[@kittythunderbolt]

The guy: swims to other city Game: RETRY????

[@NO1JOELHATER]

Aw man don’t you hate it when you’re just playing with your friends in the water and then you get eaten by a shark

[@TynieTyner]

Ikr it happens to often I hate it

[@superstar_]

@@TynieTyner I know it’s super annoying but I have my trusty feather

[@riri._.misheru1311]

Ikr it sucks being eaten by a shark

[@TynieTyner]

@@superstar_ aaah yes the feather it works everytime

[@ShrekyChad]

Your right it sucks it always happens

[@EatzFriez]

Him: * Crying because his parents have died * Also him: W h o o H o o Him:* Falls from a plane and gets stranded on an island alone * Also him: w h o o h o o

[@crofl.4248]

Loll

[@renko8963]

whOo hOO

[@chaotic.taco14]

W H O O H. O O

[@esahehehe4342]

_W H O O H O O_

[@td41td]

W H O O H O O

[@skyy2514]

It’s illegal to be homeless! Immediate 10 years in jail!

[@fartkentut]

It was 6 years lol

[@skyy2514]

@@fartkentut Yeah, because he escaped

[@theperson1myearsago336]

This games logic: **gets poor** Also him: GETS AIROPLANE GETS UBER GETS HOME SOME HOW

[@antonionegron839]

Hi agoti

[@J3NA_]

Oh Hi there Agoti! Say, Have you seen the Shrimp and his GF?

[@theperson1myearsago336]

@@J3NA_ mmmmm yeah

[@theperson1myearsago336]

@@J3NA_ I saw them in ' the void'. Y

[@kinantin.h1947]

Making this comment likes 100.

[@ivoryroblox8165]

him: **dances** Escapes Prison: **dances** Most Tragic event: **DANCES**

[@Hi-lq8kn]

Me: **Making a meme** Bijuu Mike: **Posts** Me: *I'm about to do something called a pro gamer move*

[@APersonOnTheInternet-hh7rx]

I love your name 😂

[@Thomas72ish]

@@APersonOnTheInternet-hh7rx Same

[@laith782]

Lol

[@DWilliams]

Aye it worked though

[@catfromthefuture5368]

This game's randomness truly says something about society

[@zoeortega9002]

59 minutes omg!

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Bijuu: "Welcome back to-" Every Omori and YTTD fans: "Where's the next...EPISODE?!?!"

[@toastedwatermeln]

man.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@toastedwatermeln MAN.

[@sridevikoppula8217]

Even miitopia

[@Lokye54]

@Kapi agreed

[@sridevikoppula8217]

@Kapi tag him on Twitter bout it dude

[@tripl3nnn]

This game is so stupid since no matter what you choose, you always get the same ending for the girl and guy

[@Little_sadie_bug]

Oh?

[@afuckingjohoemarkimoo3747]

Our main character has the same hair as Micheal- *CONSPIRACIES.?!*

[@themangleshadowwolfthefnaf3799]

Oohhhhh

[@1zuko_ch4n_]

Even if tragic things happen in the game , he'll always be happy to say *WOOHOO*

[@ImAHappyDuck]

Fun fact : the *real* first person is in fact typing their comment right now or probably watching

[@aintmucho5257]

No it's not. The real first person is the one that see thumbnail

[@rainsyahdante6702]

Wow, this is worthless fact

[@esahehehe4342]

@@rainsyahdante6702 fun fact: Nobody cares if you think this is a worthless idea 😌👍

[@rainsyahdante6702]

@@esahehehe4342 mind to ask other peps, probably have

[@rainsyahdante6702]

@@esahehehe4342 and have i say all peps must cares my shit ha?!

[@my123mon]

I literally got an ad for this game while watching this

[@probes-arealone]

There is no ad of this game

[@my123mon]

@@probes-arealone yes there is, if there wasn’t I wouldn’t have gotten one

[@Little_sadie_bug]

Yeah I seen a ad of this game but not in this video

[@alexwasakf3086]

@@Little_sadie_bug *an but anyways I don’t really care

[@Little_sadie_bug]

Oh ok

[@jaymiec8810]

Boss: Massage my feet. Same Boss: Massaging your boss’s feet is inappropriate.

[@hitherenowdontmindmeandmov8524]

Knowledge of the day: sharks are more interested in rafts than humans

[@wannydane]

This whole story is actually what my parents had to go through to make it to school every day

[@pimpg8420]

Bro I was dying when he said sir it is illegal to be homeless

[@soyeonbubs2391]

5:29 YES, you have said the heavenly word ''Skyrim'' which makes this my fav vid of all time😌

[@ruler_of_dcw]

"why are you hitting with a bow?" wait til he sees Childe and Yelan's attacks 😭

[@CheeseyWitch]

"What is this skyrim?!" -Bijuu Mike 2021

[@zoeortega9002]

9 minutes omg first

[@zoeortega9002]

XD

[@rianeablaza53]

OMG ITS YOUU!!!

[@guysir21]

being 100 years old be like: I love that time I almost died from a shark!

[@GTfans2]

"This better than watching anime girls" -Bijuu mike

[@ALICEZZONE]

I was crying because of something and this just made me feel better

[@Cherry_Coke_addict]

"Sir it is illegal to be homeless" -some random police guy 2:30

[@spyninjafiremanthebestlol6672]

It’s so funny when the mom takes off her shirt at age 1

[@Thomas72ish]

lol

[@brivious]

I chose the dad and then he started breastfeeding me

[@EatzFriez]

@@brivious *chestfeeding

[@whoistheretosee3023]

@@EatzFriez It's the same thing? I've never even heard of it being called chestfeeding, but that's probably due to the fact we live in different places.

[@rachelwalk7306]

@@EatzFriez r/confidentlyincorrect

[@jenni8427]

The “Wee!” When the baby got pushed got me, lol

[@Cleanfole589]

I was literally watching one of your other videos when this popped up on my phone can’t wait to watch

[@tntiscool5730]

100 years and we can’t even get laid 💀

[@ItsMrBerry]

i just watched your ddlc exit music series and it broke me and i never break

[@tamakiamajiki972]

That whole “oLgA” part got me crying😂😭😂😭

[@cannon103]

Bijuu Mike, I downloaded this game and when you don't massage your boss's legs, you still get fired. Also its the same minister from the church you go to as a kid.

[@clarehutton8813]

I love this channel i have bean waching for years and will not stop waching

[@nimaizal]

please make more of these lmaoo. surprisingly this game is addicting to watch 😂

[@leilaba2072]

GOD BIJUU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER UNTIL YOU MADE A NEW LIFE SIM VIDEO!!!! thx :]

[@briannamariesoto1011]

I adore your videos. 💜 Thank you for all you do.

[@underratedgamer9506]

6:11 Egypt, have you ever even been to Arizona before lol

[@roelikethefisheggs3584]

when the baby got pushed in the hole i literally went “HAH”

[@themangleshadowwolfthefnaf3799]

Dancing and yelling "WOOHOO" shall always fix your problems kids. No matter what happens. Love ur vids btw❤️🧡💛💚💜💙 definitely make more vids bout this game Plz.

[@GodMaxDrinkerofTea]

I'm planning to go through life as well. I'm on the Tea-enthusiast route rn. It's really interesting

[@rahulfernando7297]

From becoming the next Jimmy to becoming the castaway

[@noob___]

Fun fact: in bitlife if you go into the settings you can find an option to see More of your bitlife (pressing age twice is one year)

[@Datguy2m]

I still remember the 1st episode. And I always will lmao.

[@teextees]

“I think he’s crying...” “But I’m an asskicker!

[@RPGMASTER265]

there is a good ending just do the right things in the game

[@lovecienne]

we're literally doing stuff for olga at this point-

[@jeanthomas7803]

ain't you gonna pick he soap up😏

[@orangebop1]

Pog also Jimmy’s don’t say you’re first cause you’re not and it doesn’t even matter

[@kitcatalli]

Remember, this all happened because his boss fired him.

[@krystleoachs]

this is so cool i am your bigggest fan and i am also subscribed to you

[@classyark9127]

Bijuu i have major news, your in an anime called Kurokos basketball

[@RickAltair]

Would love another one of these!

[@kiluqqzz]

His videos always make my day better I always laugh

[@cutestardust5226]

YASSSSS YOU DID A PART 2 WHAT I ASMED FIR THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@royalhighgals9954]

There's a Fnf ad and the beginning of this video and I actually thought it was you playing Fnf🤣🤣🤣

[@zombiefvckerr]

_"What did you get in for?"_ _"I killed a child."_ _"I was homeless."_ _"Y o u m o n s t e r"_

[@cirrus_dragon9812]

Not sure if this game is finished because your decisions have no consequences, it's the same life every time. But I do love the concept behind this game.

[@idrawanime0119]

14:55 look at those moves, he never found his shoe, but he knows what to do 😎

[@Invalid-user13k]

Yeah so that happened and I'm glad that you are playing it again

[@raynxan1969]

When your character jumped into that sewer, he looked like he vented

[@akoto-sama7664]

Police: It’s illegal to be homeless Me: Yes I see I see, I guess life is illegal

[@wzRuben]

Play more, 100 years. Bijuu mike. Everyone loves Olga. She’s such a good girlfriend. “Totally not a gold digger,” ah yes. Dancing when your running from cops. WOOHOO!

[@telescopia_]

I'm just coming here to watch again Mike screaming OLGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ruebenmoran4848]

if you guys didnt know this place is from fire work mania 7:15

[@zainix871]

I think you should try to play Sally Face again. I know you played it a little and you didn't continue it because most of the scrubs didn't like it but now there are more scrubs and they might like it and so might you. Idk why I said "they" while I'm a scrub myself

[@NOAAHHH3372]

Imagine being in prison and your roommate asks why your in prison and you say because i was homeless 😔🤣😂😂😂

[@ravenmilabroadway3003]

Roommate:you too?

[@ravenmilabroadway3003]

Let me geuss you were in a blanket

[@InsanityPrevails]

19:18 That's the best sound effect ever

[@zovvnn5952]

imagine if he explored the rest of mugens games

[@RandomDude8787]

Time for part 2 of Bijuu Mike plays M rated game

[@TinyCantEdit]

Boss: Can you come over and fix it for me? Bijuu: Ummm.....👀 (Also hope everyone is doing great! :D)

[@Bibiblas]

guy in game: *goes to jail* WOOHOOO bijuu: STOP SAYING WOOHOO

[@melvinsneedly_]

Rip my eyes - *w o o h o o* infected

[@Swiss_cheese69]

Fun fact: when you encounter a shark DONT punch it in the nose take control of one it’s gills and it will think you are not food that will show that you shouldn’t be messed with that’s what the sharks think…..I guess

[@Nekosuki01]

This game again, I honestly love it so far xd

[@DanDCool]

1:26 it's like me telling you to buy a new house when it has 1 (one) problem

[@JunieBug]

BIJUU!! Monika's week in Fnf was rebooted with an updated song!!

[@aimeebrown-borges]

My first reaction: Oh god what is he doing now…*smh*

[@trashflower1971]

@@Druzer I'm sure you'll get there soon!

[@riri._.misheru1311]

Can you play the Mimic on roblox?? It’s actually scary and if you don’t… She’ll be under your bed….

[@gigiswitch9442]

4:21 Me: *dances with him* My mom: *walks in* Me: 👁👄👁

[@or4nge_jvice]

18:56 the guy built like Barney mixed with Bing Bong from Inside Out

[@khalidjojo]

Vs monika has an update you should play it

[@l1naaa1]

Bijuu:I think we are in Arizona or something Me:I think your in Africa

[@BroccoliDoctor]

YAY, 40 YEARS!

[@jeraiceball]

Bijuu, last time I really looked, you were at 2.6m subs. Now, it's past 3. WOW. Well deserved. ♡

[@avaboothe3687]

mike do know know that if you leave monika for 3 years something cool happens but you have to get to just monika

[@Imeepyx7]

9:34 my new favorite joke

[@thisisasupersayin376]

16:28 wait, that woman is one of the kids you went swimming with when you got eaten by the big fish! Destiny?

[@jakepacebalzan2603]

When he screamed OLGAAAAAAAAA The deaf people even heard him Cause he screamed out of the world

[@-crxpto-999]

The blueballs incident mod got a remake maybe you should play it

[@jasonyinger1061]

The childhood home was actually the heighborhood from a game called fireworks mania which I think you should play

[@paperisfun5219]

Honestly being in prison, at least you have shelter and food.

[@cinep8]

the shark when you playing with your friends: *ı see no problem* the shark when you are in your boat: *ım about to end this man's whole carrier*

[@pinkymermaid9967]

What a poor man. He just want to live right! 😔

[@elenagacha1258]

Bijuu: OH, he pushed me to hell Bijuu I am taking away your heck-pass

[@SAIT.XD19]

*bosses pet* I love you- YOUR FIRED!!!!

[@manojustaregularguy1990]

I'm describing; all your videos I'm really subscribing them so real

[@D3AD_WE1GHT]

Lmaoooo is no one going to talk about when they dropped the soap in prison 😭😂😶💀💀💀🤚🤚

[@HOGTONE916]

when I’m sad 😢 you make me really happy

[@SamKoolAid]

Does anyone miss gacha mike? It was funny to see mike get so mad over people that don’t exist.

[@Nuttyanimates18]

Just awsome like guessing what problem like a game you guest

[@hrvstt]

Hey Bijuu Mike! If you're going to make another fnf video you should try vs Sunday its very cool