EXPOSING THE HEADMASTERS SECRET ROUTINE | Yandere Simulator

[@justjewellythings]

Bijuu: I'm going to expose your secret routine! Headmaster: A WISE DECISION.

[@snollygoster3082]

LMAO

[@thatoneyoutubeuser5790]

**I gently open the door** “Ah., it’s...it's you!"

[@estoymelosa]

Lmao

[@breastmilklover]

ThatOneKZbinUser 57 lol

[@brandithornton3632]

OH FUCK NO

[@michellesevera7631]

I’m dying rn 😂

[@ms0_u]

| | | | | (qwq) ===== /|\ /\

[@KaturaTakamoto]

He was in her room!!! *FBI OPEN UP!*

[@oraclescrolls]

✋☹️🤚

[@hifuckboy1097]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@Ladiebugg789]

Mike: Nah Fbi: **Knocks down door** CLEAR, CLEAR FREEZE PUT YOUR HANDS UP! Anywho

[@iwannadeletemychannel8363]

🖐😨🖐

[@kodiikuu]

**internal screaming**

[@thecowardlyheroo]

Me: MORE TREES Headmaster: A wise decision.

[@marinawalling9011]

"The target is very sad and lonely," -Bijuu Mike Me: "I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME!"

[@maryaniyt1290]

@Neoma Dreamz necks bug **bzzt**

[@nonsense618]

I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING CRAP ABOUT ME

[@Inahpeach]

@Naomi Dreamz maki pfp

[@freckled_frxg3305]

The headmaster is walking around... *ThE wOrLd IsN't ReAdY*

[@morgan0__o]

;(

[@yes-pt3sm]

Hallo

[@-Mercury-]

*Jenna_Army * ŷäh

[@guyk768]

Headmaster: *Ahh...! It's... it's you!* *looks at Bijuu Mike* You uploaded another video about me! 2:44 No not Yandere Senses. * Headmaster Senses!*

[@gabano1311]

Now I'm confused. Was it Yandere sense or the Headmaster's sense?

[@rosamarybrat756]

Ahhhhh ahhhhhhh and yet ahhhh

[@rosamarybrat756]

Iittttttssssz

[@rosamarybrat756]

Yooooouuuuuuuu

[@lauralogsden1593]

Seeedssdds

[@hannahnear1881]

What are you suggesting the headmaster and the counselor do? *Disgust.*

[@hannahnear1881]

Omg I've been noticed again XD thank you so much!!

[@SecretSunkist]

We should blame the delinquentz

[@leylamaynard7745]

Kitsune-chan DDNT I agree

[@hannahnear1881]

@@SecretSunkist Gosh darn teenagers these days xd.

[@Rosesfalling14]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@demonic102yearsago2]

**my breath goes into the headmasters office** Headmaster: Ahh.. *IT’S YOU!*

[@hangdthedonnewt6874]

I don’t know but that intro made me laugh

[@mypenisisunbelievablysmall6897]

Fooking laser sights

[@swirledstars]

the counselor and headmaster could create a music band... BANG BANG WEIRD HEADMASTER NOISE BANG BANG WEIRD HEADMASTER NOISE

[@gacha8530]

*aMzE* When Bijuu brings back *amZE* *Happiness Noises* *HOLY PINK HIGHLIGHTER MY PINKPAI NOTICED ME!!!!!!!!!!!* Aww I never got this many likes you guys are the best ^•^

[@anime_maniac2643]

女の子Gacha well pinkpie is still better than PINKIEpie

[@gacha8530]

@@anime_maniac2643 yup!

[@anime_maniac2643]

女の子Gacha 😎

[@St.Louis_missouri]

Highlighter mike *BACK AT IT WITH THE INVISA PHONES*

[@GeorgTheGr8]

I'm surprised Info Chan hasn't already done this

[@damndizzdork]

I barely see. Now you're the new Justin.Y because I see you Everywhere.

[@bigdongcat]

Oh, hello featured-everytime senpai.

[@damndizzdork]

@@bigdongcat lol

[@adammacfayden8631]

Omg I know I've seen you somewhere!!!!

[@grimgaming-vlogs1884]

I have never seen you anywhere except here. xD

[@pepogutz]

Comments: I ship it! Headmaster: Hmm... *a wise decision*

[@cc-rq4mk]

I ship the Counselor and the table

[@soIeils]

She smashes it a lot *lenny face*

[@R0b0tEnthusiast]

Wuuuuuuut

[@unknownclash5594]

I SHIP Counselor:😚 Headmaster:😚

[@nalajohnson1698]

God is a pen bijuu is a highlighter God drew the world bijuu made it brighter

[@How2MagicMan101]

Ahem SHUT UP WITH THIS DUMB PEOM. IT’S TIRING.

[@shouge8701]

@@How2MagicMan101 Poem**

[@kalykos]

So old girl

[@allanahmarie3448]

Stop being sooo mean

[@KB_Kayla]

@@How2MagicMan101 CALM THE FUCK DOWN. WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE GET TREATED SO BADLY

[@bubbleqing6845]

You know if Bijuu Mike posts a Yandere simulator it’s worth watching.

[@starlightchan181]

Yessss

[@Angelina-qs7jx]

all of his videos are worth watching

[@d4red3v1l8]

Sugar Snow美的 yup

[@bubbleqing6845]

Sugar Snow美的 your right

[@mariellevazquez]

Mhmmmm

[@MoB.Psch.100]

I hope this ship is gonna get formalized 😏

[@mrpingu7476]

NO

[@dantdantndatndsatndante]

YEŚSSSSŠSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ;))))

[@perlajasminexo5012]

What ship btw I’m using my moms phone

[@narisumashi3137]

@@perlajasminexo5012 wait okay but who cares lmao

[@rainbowfriend_girl8981]

No

[@quin-chan4135]

Exposing the headmaster? That’s not *a wise decision*

[@lilredstrawberriez]

So your saying... Not exposing him... is *a wise decision?*

[@lydiachapman3917]

Yay i get to stay home bc i have a cold 🤧 Negative: I have to stay in bed and wear boiling hot things Positive: *I get to watch more Mijuu Bijuu*

[@kawaiikookie5926]

The last time I was early Bijuu Mike had salad green hair.

[@dumst3r]

Kawaii Kookie same 😂😂

[@lilredstrawberriez]

Oof

[@baby.lezzlez]

Kawaii Kookie The last time I was early Bijuu Mike had BROWN HAIR 😂

[@sonia.bennett1]

he decided to have and a red solod

[@adia6569]

the last time I was early was never 👌 I'm not proud of it 👌 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@fadedshatter]

I love how the head master has a panic attack everytime he sees yan chan xD

[@Romsaesplanet]

Bijuu: I found this in your room. Me: You won't find the others! >:)

[@avnejoy]

I think that if you had the neon green hair and the green screen it would've been hilarious *Imagines it* *dies laughing* oooooooooooo I smell a ship eeeeeeeeeeeek

[@snowglobe5]

His hair was green

[@imalwaysheremydood8945]

what is the headmasters *SECRET* routine!?! *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

[@alaskaferris]

Hmmmm...

[@lilredstrawberriez]

*s3cReT*

[@sonia.bennett1]

that one over there

[@travisshaffer6623]

InfoChan knows all Headmaster kinks and knows he's into Manga and Anime. So yeah.

[@peachyheart355]

Your the only KZbinr that I watch their videos right when i get a notification

[@mars_7673]

Arianna Verse nobody cares...

[@sksk0899]

Mewiewee Paws Shut up. If you don’t care, then don’t respond.

[@professoroffaeology]

Same!

[@brit...4097]

Arianna Verse damn, only one??? Wow...

[@elph5683]

Hi Gac-I mean Bijuu Mike... You heard nothing

[@danwiser4182]

@@hospitalitek lol

[@foul1702]

When you said, "I dont know what my mother did, but I'm not my mother," You sounded like Steven talking to White. Sorry, I'll go

[@gamerella4217]

Bijuu:yandere simulator could be a horror game A 4 year old: ahhh this is a horror game

[@NunuDaRat]

"I try to keep a straight back" *filter intensifies*

[@defnedemir299]

counselmaster forever lmao

[@MN_-tc1ug]

I ship it

[@asabjorgbendtsen1051]

I just realized maybe Info Chan is her mother that's why he's so scared because after he says "Ah! It's you" Then he says "No you must be her daughter" so maybe he's talking about Info Chan.

[@alexanderruzicka1993]

What?info chan is 18,plus hes talking about ayanos mother,who were the same and did the same years ago when she was in school

[@jordelvlogs8049]

Anyone else just staring at his disappearing headphones?😂

[@doctorlittle2276]

invisiphones!

[@gamecrusader6768]

Sometimes

[@Ladiebugg789]

Sometimes, when it is close up, yeah

[@iwannadeletemychannel8363]

Most of the time

[@Forgetfulglory]

Turns around in store Headmaster: gasp it's u -runs away- Me: wut

[@Kinda_Fruity_NGL]

No students question him They know about his taser

[@DanteMikial]

I think we will eventually be able to harm or expose the Headmaster at some point or maybe it was just a lingering idea that Yandere thought off but could potentially remove more deeper into the future

[@snack2636]

Bijuu if you fail on your finals believe in aMzE and you will be fine A+

[@rubyfish]

I love how your editor treats your headphones as part of the greenscreen

[@balllover69]

Its a wise decision to leave a like for bijuu's ship

[@boohoo3057]

"Overweight, Sad, and Scared" Mike stop talking about me

[@DqllhosDti]

If he walks around it will be harder for Yan chan, sense we have phone addicts,student council,teachers,bullies,Midori, and camera’s (if Megami says so) so It will be a bit harder for Ayano

[@xxblackandcloudsxx485]

When you watch a video and feel like it's too long Me:spams side of video screen 10 second.Me:TOO.....LONGGG

[@shadow_leaf7965]

TLDW Too long didn't watch. Jk I went through the whole vid

[@up1ent.201]

The head master gets scared because in the 1980s he knew your mother was a killer and knows you have the same condition and is afraid of you because of that.

[@dreem6644]

The headmaster could be: 1. Walking around, checking for murders. 2. He could be reviewing the teachers, to make sure they are doing their jobs. 3. He could have orders from Mr. Saikou to watch over the yanjerry

[@tesss5788]

*DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET THE NOTIFICATION AN HOUR LATE* Great vid tho Strawberry Scrub 🙃

[@marinawalling9011]

Make that a day because of my jacked up sleep schedule...

[@AccountUser118]

😯😯you're a meme

[@kplati3458]

Did anyone else noticed that the body thing in the nurse's office was more shiny when he went in the nightmare nemesis? Maybe that means that the other mysteries of the academy, will look different in this mod

[@Rachiebok]

Mike: hEy, wHaT aRe YOU dOiNg In ThIs YaNdErE gIrLs rOoM?! Me:Oh me? Well, I was kidnapped for talking to some senpai dude :)

[@reptileman10]

LOL ME 2

[@Rachiebok]

@@reptileman10 Really?! How long you been here then?

[@dizzydemon8767]

Ya im dairy simulator Edit: captions on 9:30 its beatiful

[@aniika5017]

Hey I yeeted my self to your vid from instagram

[@rufflethepuffle3550]

I did the same thing

[@miamitron6071]

Legend has it that Bijuu Mike rocks any and every hair colour

[@bunnysleeps3238]

OoH its a natsuki gender bend!!! Cool!! Where’s Bijuu though? *please dont hate meh*

[@blankofwhite4379]

Natsuki hair is pastel pink not pink

[@bunnysleeps3238]

Blank of White you must be a real fun person

[@blankofwhite4379]

@@bunnysleeps3238 ye

[@arely2838]

3:17 *I ship the counselor with table~Chan*

[@izzylynn8632]

The magazine says "Vacation with Waifu" Yes please

[@cj4579]

headmaster did you know that tasering people can kill them........ The more you know

[@lucymansfield9128]

Ya degree Edit: GOD DAMN AUTOCORRECT REEEEEE What I was gonna say: yandere

[@4l3x.2x]

V5rx f hi c ts6 b b Yes c.f. 4 years ago y

[@gamingwithpoppy3575]

Xd

[@4l3x.2x]

I.... a....m ....a...r..o..b...o..t...offf

[@4l3x.2x]

Thx

[@bladetunnel]

Wow I’m not going to fall for that “ya” is not a word

[@Lyo2323]

Me:What is this made from (1second later) You: AMZE!! Me: thanks

[@pinktopazplays7102]

Lol I just got finished watching razz's video of this mod

[@heidiproctor9807]

9:31 turn on captions “I’m Dairy simulator” XD

[@perilmania]

"What are you doing in this yandere girl's room?" Well I'd like to know what are *you* doing in her room? *HUUUH*

[@Leyleychi]

11:54 I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS SCARED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!

[@weewoomachine]

TOP OF THE MORNING VIEWERS!! IM SAKURA TREE MIKE!!

[@officiallydeadchannel886]

It's 9 for me

[@a-man1433]

It's 8 pm

[@NO1JOELHATER]

[Bijou Mike] [The captions almost said Bijuu Mike!]

[@NO1JOELHATER]

[Headmaster walks around] [We are not ready]

[@lv-ag6129]

I Like Your New Hair Colour!

[@minerlady140]

Lol when you said “ can someone please get veggie chips for the headmaster” I was eating some

[@pbmultiverse543]

Clicked out of jacksepticeye for this So this better be good 😤😤 P.s 3:20 Best SHIP ever

[@theolaspecies1527]

Was it worth and if you say no Im disliking

[@pbmultiverse543]

Aleksandra Wachowska Oh it was 😏

[@lilytheflower-4004]

Wow same #TWINSSSS

[@raezynn]

Petition to have Bijuu Mike to voice the headmaster 👏

[@brynleighduffy5837]

Can’t think of a good comment but want to be scrub of the day? *BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*

[@denjivo]

I guess bijuu don’t know how to spell vacation now 10:18

[@spongebobtwtisa_sponge5329]

xD you meh third favorite KZbind luv ur vids Edit: *thx for the like this is the most I’ve ever had*

[@jj_thegachatuber6165]

Spongebob Isa_sponge why not FIRST

[@pietuuh2065]

or zerost

[@spongebobtwtisa_sponge5329]

Wat

[@spongebobtwtisa_sponge5329]

Meh first fav KZbind is dangmattsmith

[@Dumb-enby]

Bijuu looking like a hot pink highliter

[@gachaaaron4518]

I love your channel so much! I just started watching a week ago and I love it!

[@Lavender-lk8wj]

My hands are red Bruises are blue I don't sleep at night becuz I'm stalking you You aren't alone You're trapped in your bed When you wake up you won't see her again. Yandere Poem by: Yan-Chan

[@xavier9386]

I watched your twin “Gacha Mike”...

[@noahregnhammare]

Mike: *walks araond* (Araond? Really brain?) Me: DoEs He HaVe OrAnGe HeAdPhOnEs? Me: *remembers he has green headphoes+ greenscreen* Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@noahregnhammare]

I know im bad at english

[@tinsou5512]

His Channel icon looks like he’s screaming “BAKA!”

[@StickzFigureMan]

12:00 Principle: Ah its you! Me: even in the dark! 3:51 Principle:Ah! Its you! Me:....really even when she is sneaking.. well, at least he makes a...WISE DECISION!

[@wadedunston7017]

Strawberry top. Look at his hair.😂🤗

[@Wehiremonkeys]

The song 'Sole Survivor' describes the headmaster perfectly in that greyscale clip: "There walked a lonely man, Silent, mute, the only man Not knowing how, not knowing why Was he the sole survivor Why should he be alive, Breathing still while others died And the only question Why was he the sole survivor" - Blue Oyster Cult 1982

[@jazzyhilker4395]

Please do more Storybooth!! I love the “real-talk” that you do.

[@barbastellar]

Comes to dark mode me: ok I'm cool with this, I'm in a dark room with a dark screen sees headmaster me: ah its...its you

[@cameron7453]

*who took bijuu mike?!!!!!! THIS IS NOT BIJUU MIKE D:

[@baalsack1407]

oml he has roblox?!

[@baalsack1407]

@Neoma Dreamz nothing lmao.

[@Bloody_Polly]

Headmaster: Hey Info - Chan? Info - Chan: GET OUT MY ROOM I'M (PLAYING MINECRAFT) LOOKING AT PANTSU

[@BryceDD]

6:56 when this played I died laughing 😂

[@akitsm]

Ahhh it’s 2 hours past my bedtime and I have school tomorrow and I decided to watch 1 Bijuu Mike video before bed but I saw a really cool one in my reccomended after I finished it so I watched it and now I’m stuck in an endless loophole of Bijuu Mike videos and I will never go to sleep again Edit: I finally went to sleep

[@milesmorales8209]

I like the metal gear solid music👌

[@queen_kami1106]

Next update: adds physics to water Mike: “no I’ve lost my Jesus Chan powers

[@Soopeater]

160 views,392 likes. I love KZbin even if has a drinking problem TwT

[@cornball1894]

Straight up died when he said COUNSEL MASTER

[@nyxandonyxlps9095]

.... YASSSS I love Yandere sim

[@cpmapl4220]

Me too

[@gamingwithpoppy3575]

Same!!

[@nyxandonyxlps9095]

Lalissa Manoban Fan yay

[@nyxandonyxlps9095]

pokemon booper why would we not because we are watching this so

[@vukdjukic5693]

9:43 weird house 10:00 different room What's wrong with that room?

[@ayannasmythe9784]

Bijuu mike:why do you have an anime figure me:I'm sorry I just love anime

[@heademptysimpingonly4806]

damn bijuu's room looks better than i ever will be

[@SooyeonIdle]

TBH

[@clowneeroni]

I just found this in your room *holds a not very bad looking figure*

[@staceyjohnston2336]

I’m making a song about dantdm.song starts. Everyday I imagine a stalker that kills you in the dark. in my hand is a hand that will slap you on the face really hard. the blood flows down on to your cloths what will it take just to find that special day? What will it take just to find that bloody day?

[@aoke0897]

5:21 cant you just turn falcon mode and punch him

[@conner1116]

I’m not trying to hate but since you said that the headmaster has glasses and he’ll be the one of the first ones to die that means if you’re in a horror movie you’re also be the first one to die since you have glasses Xb

[@ClauGAnimateZ]

ITs BIJUU PIE!!!!!! (MIX OF PINKIE PIE AND BIJUU MIKE!!

[@thelandofthemandalas608]

"Vacation with wifu-chan!" Is what the magazine says on it.