I found the most cursed mobile game...

[@BijuuMike]

this game changes lives ❤

[@flashtag2022]

Yes

[@PonkosEhh]

yes

[@chrisop3636]

:0

[@Hermit_frog22]

Lol

[@emonhowlader1424]

Hello

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Bijuu: "I don't even walk anymore i just squat" People who work out: "That's some good advice-"

[@LhexterMorales]

yes

[@ikeaenderman6537]

WORK THOSES CAFFS

[@dnguyen6999]

@@ikeaenderman6537 Calves?

[@lame8004]

Lol yes

[@DawnXHorizonalt]

@@Rieazy Why are u here just to break yo legs?

[@leonsptsd]

_Kassie:_ _👁️👄👁️..._

[@someone1762]

I nEeD tO gEt To tHe eNd dUrInG tHiCk mOdE

[@Rupani_Mansi56]

Yepp Kass played

[@WHY_DEATH]

mAddiE 👁️👄👁️

[@bananawoman6429]

lol

[@mastertoe8917]

@TEC morgan same lol

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"This game changed my life" Famous words after disaster

[@shirokengoku9316]

@moonlight n.b u s e e u

[@heeheehee695]

@moonlight n.b U see you?

[@DanDCool]

200th like 4 replies e E

[@amadeus3585]

@moonlight n.b u see you or I

[@roka9895]

how to scare bijuu mike viewers

[@Old_Raincoat]

It really is life changing bro. For the positives or negatives, that’s your choice

[@SaltedJello]

A SEASONING CAN TYPE

[@no.name_idk]

HI BASIL

[@Old_Raincoat]

@@no.name_idk hi!

[@no.name_idk]

@@Old_Raincoat omg you actually responded

[@alastorsrealwife-z6w]

@@Old_Raincoat hi basil!

[@pinslimbs3669]

i saw twerk and now I know it’s gonna be cursed.,.

[@DoberMapping]

Tornada ruckus

[@m.o.d.ethegod4182]

Why am im 0.5 seconds from seeing if this is real

[@x__inyan]

KiM KaRdAsIaN DoN't GoT ThEsE

[@christinameister3742]

@Fabiana Martinez mem

[@greybee]

Ayyyy peridot

[@kokichioma1640]

"This is around the time I turn my computer off and go outside, touch some grass and rethink my entire life." - Someone

[@16shuu]

wow

[@kazuma3055]

@Judy Imohi I want to bury myself in it

[@tango_clippies]

I won't lie, I'm watching this with my sister, and the first thing that she said was (at the beginning of the video): "He sounds like he's either high or trying to impersonate what an Izuku x Nagito love child would sound like." Why does that explanation make sense lol

[@acedetective9542]

☠️

[@peepee_poopoo_fart]

I think he was both Thank you for making this comment, Kaede Akamatsu Ultimate Piano

[@katpersona982]

THATS A LIL TOO ACCURATE 💀

[@haidee5889]

*Sad twerking*

[@JudgementSkull]

Now I imagine someone crying while twerking

[@linklink3008]

Aww what's wrong lol?

[@ikeaenderman6537]

*sad twerking with 60 likes*

[@fyufguyi6368]

@@ikeaenderman6537 I made it 61

[@ikeaenderman6537]

@@fyufguyi6368 noice

[@harmoithehaloinkdemon5701]

When you realize gloom played the thicc game determined and Mike's just here suffering

[@MattEddsworld]

Lauren played it too

[@harmoithehaloinkdemon5701]

@@MattEddsworld ik I just saw it

[@apple3357]

Everything has become cursed.

[@YFNDD-v5x]

Welcome to the place we humans call Earth, a terrible place and I recommend moving back to somewhere in outer space like the moon so you will be free from this cursed word, but if not, well god bless you so you can get the 0.000000000000000001 percent chance of not getting cursed for life.

[@jamesjoseph6992]

Yes nagisa. It really has-

[@Whooshmilk]

100th like

[@jade3010]

I literally have no words for the game

[@DoberMapping]

Tornado ruckus

[@Tca82kin]

And you literally have no friends

[@selenathecupcake7445]

@@Tca82kin stfu

[@fippyz]

Heres one for you, Cursed

[@DawnXHorizonalt]

@@Tca82kin Why? Is it because u 6 subs so u hatten On someone with 84 likes

[@Aaliyah1204]

lmao Bijuu's intro voice is my crack for the day. i love his little voices

[@dangthatslaps]

him and Cassie: *mentally connected*

[@MattEddsworld]

Tim! what are you doing here?

[@Ido.cosplay]

The accent at the start though 👁👄👁 i could never

[@DoberMapping]

Tornado ruckus

[@AnonymousCheeseEnjoyer]

This isn't only just cursed.. This is also scary, creepy and unholy

[@raekoo5823]

Pov: You were about to take a nap, but then the notification for this video popped up

[@milaisconfused_2627]

yah its 1 am in the phillipines xD i was about to sleep and this pop up

[@flora-j2w]

I was in school- so no

[@tyspaws]

Nope

[@Fan_of_thatone_youtuber]

Yes i was about to take a nap s-shut up!

[@tyspaws]

@@Fan_of_thatone_youtuber Why shut up-?

[@crumbcrepe]

grubhub characters have moved to mobile games we must run💀

[@twasadream496]

The fact that these games exist is already pretty cursed, but then you realize that someone not only came up with the idea of each of these games, they also made the decision to create the games.

[@ur_mom_609]

Ikkkkk 😂 😭

[@catfromthefuture5368]

Man these reviews are heartwarming maybe these apps aren't that cursed

[@vonKasa]

"i dont even walk anymore , i just squat" *slavyori has joined the chat*

[@viviennestardust]

This is scary. Like, I am actually going to have nightmares. I'm seriously praying that those review comments are sarcastic.

[@haidee5889]

I love the description : *Welcome to bounce big. There is no actual bouncing but there is BIG* Lmao

[@misar5988]

" dont be obsessive " * the anime in the back of my room " wHat "

[@aloofmorkiegames]

Kinda ironic how he says that while sitting in a room full of anime girls

[@alastorsrealwife-z6w]

Exactly

[@12-00pm]

Me: that’s enough internet Also me: watches more KZbin

[@grease3873]

5:56 That one twerking alien meme be like:

[@rudi5079]

Never knew there was an app more cursed than my horse prince 😰

[@skydog0_038]

I lowkey love my horse prince and this app scares me way more than that other game

[@Sal_The_Third]

Oh boy, this will be an interesting one.......

[@name-oq9zs]

It’s so funny to see Mike and Kassie’s reaction to this game

[@Averagebhaiyaar234]

Just asking can't you do the same in ddlc you are god right ?

[@linklink3008]

@@Averagebhaiyaar234 Omnipotent goddess

[@spinjitzumasterfalcon]

Bijuu Mike "I'm sorry for the way I am." Don't be. You always make my day.

[@vniainthere]

1:33 : **the dissapointment in his eyes~**

[@Trommster]

Mike: "Kim Kardashian got nothin' on this!" LOL HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!

[@qaiqai0804]

Me who just turn 13: *WHY ARE WE HERE... JUST TO SUFFER?*

[@blairmclaughlin296]

Congrats your a teenager now :D

[@alastorsrealwife-z6w]

im almost 12- im a pre-teen right?

[@qaiqai0804]

@@alastorsrealwife-z6w yeah...

[@lxcidlol7798]

Doctor:Thicc bijuu mike can't hurt you he doesn't exist Thicc bijuu mike:0:45

[@lxcidlol7798]

I meant 0:45

[@tripl3nnn]

Kassie couldnt get to the platform after playing forever and watching ads. Bijuu mike level 4 "oh hey I did it!"

[@MimicMimicMimic]

Bijuu Mike: Dang Kim Kardashian has nothing on this... Me: **Laughs till I die lol**

[@sgtmajor5700]

Once I learned how to twerk my crush could not stay away.

[@_anonymous_creature_]

Oh dear goodness- Well, you wanna know a cursed game? :) Well, not *too* cursed... It all depends on your perspective. The demo for *Girafficus* on itch is certainly something, oh boi :D (I'm kidding, sorry about the fact that I'm begging in all your videos now about my game, but you're the only KZbinr I want to play my game at the moment)

[@beanjeansbruh]

my life has been changed forever. yet it also has been tramatized forever ...

[@sheridanwolf]

Lol when Kassie/Gloom and Mike are in sync

[@medicalbasils]

What are these people on to think “oh yeah this is amazing” 💀

[@viviennemorgan7217]

grubhub: cursed ads, other cursed game apps: oh yeah well check out our creepy app games.

[@luigi5834]

if anybody says your first, your not. everybody comes at the same time that its a tie

[@Rupani_Mansi56]

Can we just appreciate how good Mike is at doing different accents..

[@chrisdaisy109]

Ee

[@floppademon1506]

This is Neil Cicierega AKA Lemon Demon, I'm on my side account because I got locked out of my main account, can I have your credit card information so I can buy a new microphone and continue making music?

[@-cookiemonster-5378]

Are you first to

[@wheretfisjavi]

Your first!

[@Shunised]

E

[@ilovesharkz_]

Lol

[@TiredArtist3475]

Kassie: **struggling to get to the top** Bijuu: **gets it easily**

[@lightskinnedbonnye4755]

I have seen that twerking add so much and i think my mind is cursed now

[@siatheloser3772]

Gloom: *Can't get to the last thing* Mike: *Easily gets it and doesn't care and just talks*

[@raskolnikov-]

*this app makes me want a body to be discovered*

[@Crimson_idv]

*Mike:* watch every video that I make *Me who already watched all of his videos:* rewind time

[@Crimson_idv]

@@Druzer no 🧚‍♀️

[@ryanrosslovesme]

i saw the thumbnail and was like what 💀

[@shadowmaskplayzlit5433]

True like my comment

[@hearts4fali.]

Me too

[@forever_79]

You know you're early when the video has 47 views, 364 likes, and 189 comments.

[@Xo_Beanie_MorningStar_Xo]

This game needs holy water, I have enough to do with q.q

[@PascalPlayz]

Nobody: Bijuu: *gets that fricking high heels ad everyone knows and loves* Me: *speaking the ad by heart*

[@skelebro9999]

Comment: 200 KZbin: *No*

[@sunflowersadoomeddaisy]

Okay, what the actual beep bop? You were dying, then learnt how to y'know do something and then was like "I know this is kinda inappropriate but I'm gonna teach my kids how to do it themselves even though it's bad when they're this young because of predators" I've already given up on humanity.

[@cheeseburger1064]

Yo

[@sweetrandomcookie3624]

Bijuu Mijuu,you should play high heels.

[@sqi_googie]

Not first again :D

[@uhkokomiya]

Good voice acting at the start👌🏻❤

[@chadder2264]

Day 204 of wanting to be scrub of the day num one :is scrubscibed

[@michellecura3288]

Oh wow

[@AnnieTheSpider-13]

Kassie: *plays for four hours and doesn’t get to the end* Mike: 👁👄👁 well darn

[@hellicitiessubliminals4459]

SECOND-

[@animecutie6685]

Ooo your should play the heel game 😂😂😂

[@shikaheicole]

Me: *sees thumbnail* Also me: 👁👄👁

[@TinyCantEdit]

Bro I love the part when he was reading the reviews

[@yusraaismail6435]

OkAAAAAAAy...was not expecting that in the first minute of the video😂😂😂

[@randombanana431]

Me, sees this video and thinking:👀 welp this ain't ganna be good

[@JokeHatesItHere]

Bijuu is becoming less and less of a kids channel

[@patricialyles9686]

Hey! A nice upload from Bijuu Mike on my B-day!

[@cosmosforest]

you learned from the best, Slavyori

[@Liv-i2o]

Mike's wife: *listening to Mike talking about bounce big* what the heek Mike: THIS GAME CHANGED MY LIFE! Mike's wife: ......

[@masterriderca]

Bijuu Mike: F- *advertisement* Me: OH F-...

[@nightmare_9764]

Imagine if someone walked into your room out of context and saw you playing this game what would they say?

[@katpersona982]

“You guys play Bounce Big too?” *forced nodding* “Let’s do it!” “What do you have? My Thiccums is awesome!” “Hah! My Nikki could EASILY beat your Thiccums.”

[@cethanR]

0:46 Dang boi he thicc xD

[@DyingZoulz.]

Bro I love it when youtubers tell their viewers to love themselves bro TwT Alot of us need to hear that, I bet.

[@k9carniv0re]

mike 100% joined kaito and shuichi’s training program to be that thicc

[@heatherjoseph2103]

Every mobile game is cursed

[@prinx2.050]

"Kim kardashian got nothing on this" - bijuumike 2021

[@evajulijabelic9717]

Do you really not wanna be able to fit through the door? - Bijuu Mike 2021

[@MerzMerxz0430]

Me: reads the entire thing Also me: sees the character model Me: WHAT THE F- Fanny pack- . . .

[@crybabybf1990]

What if mike really was that thicc 0:44

[@Pancakes_]

" Just love the way you were " *No that's wrong!!!*

[@raybies11112]

this doesn’t make sense but for some reason i laughed so hard at 1:54 -> 1:56 - 2:19 -> 2:25 - 2:37 - 2:41 - 2:02 - 2:06 And i kept replaying it cause i was laughing my head off

[@notastupiddog7766]

Mike:gets angry at comment Add:feeling stressed?

[@Kuromi_Kittyyyy]

02:21 The one and only ad I get 24/7 ; _ ;

[@puggowuggo8703]

I love how for some reason the video got *wholesome* for a bit

[@12-00pm]

Yes now moms are twerking. That’s not scary at all

[@funniamogus9642]

It's going straight to our fricken butt.... Me: It Reminds Me Of Squidward In The Episode Where He Ate To Much Krabby Pattys

[@rei-lq9vl]

6 year old me playing crused game:haha this is so funny! Me now:uh-

[@nagitokomeade6157]

Hi Mike it’s me ur fav danganronpa character👀

[@bigboygoomba5421]

**sad twerking noises**

[@IloveyouThoma]

That voice in the intro changes lives 💯

[@naan6348]

damn- i may not have the best cake but atleast i dont have 1 larger cheek-

[@Xx_BFSP_xX]

Another day, another show of bijuu mike burning his eye sights

[@sport12391]

After the first few seconds, I knew it would be a great video.

[@walshar2705]

Bijuu Mike: *I know I know* Me: **Dead confused outside your house okay man stare**

[@KonroMan]

Ah yes... what a gloriously bad day to have eyes.

[@How2useAmicrowave]

Seeing all the recent videos i think bijuu mike's family friendly is fading away slowly but surely

[@fervel283]

Hey Mike, you should try the sky mod for fnf P.D I really like your vids :)