Kid: *Yapping* Bijuu Mike: "Peace was never an option..."
@MonkeMan20207 күн бұрын
Lol
@KirbyisInnocent7 күн бұрын
Kid: Holy moly! Look at all that snow!!! Mike: *turns into demon* say one more thing about snow..
@Phoenixis5427 күн бұрын
"I'll send you to the backrooms!"
@rhodrimiles732810 сағат бұрын
22:33
@tamaralukacevic48577 күн бұрын
Kid:exists Mike:and I took that personally...
@rileyandwinfree7 күн бұрын
whats crazy about the leaving things exactly how you found them without getting caught is thats a reality for some. i lived like that for 19 years and it was torture. over strict parents breed sneaky children
@vitaminwater82262 күн бұрын
Exactly like this video is too real 😭
@SkollIki2 күн бұрын
fr
@eviksqqw7 күн бұрын
Honestly as a Slavic my childhood was low key like this until I moved country 💀
@dextrosefather7 күн бұрын
Same but im indian
@thisdeath7 күн бұрын
damn..
@owu_uwo6 күн бұрын
same im slavic too
@fourlion_everywhere6 күн бұрын
I'm sorry
@Gita_pita6 күн бұрын
As a slavic my parents never laid a hand on me they would never hurt me so either your parents were treated the same when they were your age or they were abusive wich is illegal i really hope they stoped and that your ok❤
@CyrusShameliOfficial7 күн бұрын
5:51 "One o-o-o-One" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@PurpleEyezOri6 күн бұрын
"TWO TWO TW- TW- TWO-" 🔥🔥🗣🗣
@Hahathatssoepic6 күн бұрын
"Three three three"🗣🔥🔥🔥
@blacklight6836 күн бұрын
"four. Five. Six. Seven."🗿
@anyameowie6 күн бұрын
Eight-Eigh-Eight-Eigh-Eight 😎😌🔥🔥🔥
@Lumiuri6 күн бұрын
"Nine! Nine! Nine!" 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@avegailjoygalapon1346 күн бұрын
5:49 “Do 20 squats quickly” “One one-o-o-o-o-ne-one-on* Me rn:IM DOING THEM QUICKLY AS YOU SAID
@nucIeer7 күн бұрын
Alr alr, as requested, here's some tips, ranging from least to most spoiler-y 1. The parents have sharper eyesight than eagles, they can spot EVERYTHING 2. Well, except for dropped items, they cant see those because it'd be really unfair otherwise 3. You can use something in your room to distract the dad for a little while, allowing you the chance to search the living room 4. You can hide behind doors, though make sure to not stand too close behind a door as your hitbox sometimes clips trough 5. Mom will get more and more suspicious each time you ring the bell, which is both good and bad news 6. After you ring the bell, you can just about hide behind the wall in-between the kitchen and the bathroom door without mom spotting you 7. The dad can't hear anything from the parents bedroom while he's taking a leak 8. You can hide inside the closet or behind the curtains, just keep in mind that they sometimes check these spots 9. The Rubix cube in your room is a key 10. The pills only last a short while, if wasted they can lock you out of a whole ending, so USE THEM WISELY ALL REMOTES ARE EVIL DO NOT CLICK ON THEM
@vikinggamer77276 күн бұрын
Tip 11. Andrews year of birth is in the early 2000s. He is older than most folk here.
@ransommoon3337 күн бұрын
Mom: *hits the kid* Mike: WHY DID YOU HAVE ME
@vivicaophelia7 күн бұрын
Bijuu was somehow more pissed off and annoyed than Jay 😂
@denka3-l3r7 күн бұрын
funny
@mobaudience197397 күн бұрын
@denka3-l3r fr lol
@Leanly_lovelyFaith6 күн бұрын
Jay mentioned
@artzydragon7707 күн бұрын
it's also kinda like Granny too. There's a lot of things u can do in this game, I hope u enjoy playing it :) Tips: There's food in the freezer for the dog You can trap a parent inside the pantry though idk how long for They will lose aggro on you if u hide behind the house or in the pantry i reckon. The boy's DOB year is 2002 AND you can send messages to the dad from your PC to make him leave the living room.
@itsdaizi7 күн бұрын
i thought this was real 😭
@MaxSchmidt-bt8lk7 күн бұрын
Me too
@Gxchvaminty.7 күн бұрын
What-
@CyrusShameliOfficial7 күн бұрын
Same
@MagicMushroomLady7 күн бұрын
SAME 😭 (commenting before this gets popular :3)
@MaxSchmidt-bt8lk7 күн бұрын
@@MagicMushroomLady me too
@cinderareКүн бұрын
"Why do they automatically assume I did it" You think, that literally how my life being go through I'm the one that the blame
@Hikeers7 күн бұрын
LETS GO HE’S PLAYING WORST PARENTS EVER SIMULATOR
@glamrockfoxy66676 күн бұрын
Yep
@Shadow823115 күн бұрын
Yeah
@neonnex95577 күн бұрын
I thought this was finna be a deep video 😭😭😭
@Vbivo4421-no5od4 күн бұрын
I knew adding English voices would attract a lot of English speakers to this game.
@ISSA98277 күн бұрын
The reason why it's in Japanese is that your device might be in Japanese, and it goes into the subtitles, so people who don't understand English play the game can read the subs :)
@ArialdOlsch7 күн бұрын
Imagine going to the bathroom and your mom slaps you because you closed the door afterwards and didnt study on the toilet
@Footfungus3407 күн бұрын
TYSM FOR DOING THIS GAME LIKE KUBZ SCOUTS
@masaniroberts24957 күн бұрын
Like Daz games
@glamrockfoxy66676 күн бұрын
This game remind me of Granny and Hello Neighbor fr
@dextrosefather7 күн бұрын
sir, when i tell you that i have a crippling addiction to this game i mean im addicted like a heroin addict
@Not_Owski7 күн бұрын
I suggest playing WonderEnd 0, it isnt good but its entertaining
@Miyathetigertherian7 күн бұрын
THIS IS LITRLLY A TREND NOW
@Hunterfeltz7 күн бұрын
What?
@Miyathetigertherian7 күн бұрын
@like everyone is playing it
@Hunterfeltz7 күн бұрын
@Miyathetigertherian ooh! I get what you mean now lol
@dextrosefather7 күн бұрын
Yeah like fr some of my fav content creators played it
@Fr3ygam3r7 күн бұрын
Literally* just correcting no hate
@LoUiS-w7d7e7 күн бұрын
Hi Mike heres some tips 1. If you were gonna feed the dog look in the fridge also the bottom part of it theres some meat that you could put in the microwave and feed the dog to get the item 2 . For the escape ending theres multiple endings the easy one just get all the boards a hammer and nails you need bug spray for the crowbar 3 for the combination of the safe look in your room there is a rubiks cube look at the middle of the safe the rubiks cube has numbers just copy the color of the middle around it and you will get the car key (do 4th step first) 4 . for the laptop of dad (gennady) look in the kitchen fan click it and the code will be shown put in the laptop and it will show the code of the safe (Now do 3rd step)
@glamrockfoxy66676 күн бұрын
This is why I don’t like parents fr
@SnicklefritzdoesYT3 күн бұрын
Beating your kids and being awful like this doesn’t teach your kids to be better, it just teaches them to hide things better.
@amyyakumb6 күн бұрын
One way you can escape is by tricking her with the doorbell so many times that she opens up the gate and runs across the street. Problem is she starts running to the door after a while so you have to hide in the bathroom. There are 8 endings in total and I can tell you how to get the others if you decide to keep playing this game 😊 Also you have to give meat to the dog by checking the freezer drawers and microwaving it. Also, use the hose outside to fill up the blue barrel to get a random item. I recommend doing it after the mom finishes watering the tree
@ItsDennis81452 күн бұрын
6:00. 911 whats ur emergency? Help my dad is glitching rn 💀💀💀
@ProHolmes7 күн бұрын
He is playing Metel - an other game from same developer.
@sanskarthepro7 күн бұрын
The fact that you can play a minigame of it in the computer
@artzydragon7707 күн бұрын
I love how everyone has got beef with the kid until we meet the parents lol
@titanik7-297 күн бұрын
Ну, раз ты сыграл в одну русскую игру и она тебе понравилась, то можешь поиграть в "Проклятие Мудрого Дерева". В "Проклятие Мудрого Дерева" ты играешь за грибника который в лес пошёл за грибочками А ТАМ МЕМЫ АГРЕССИВНЫЕ!!! Там нужно идти по тропинке, попутно собирая грибы в темноте с керосиновой лампой, или фонариком. А также по пути будут идти мемы, которых нужно уничтожить стреляя зарядами из креста, который также в руке! (Put in Google translate and watch what's here in English!)
@GenderFluidDragonKing7 күн бұрын
It's absolutely crazy that child being abused by parents simulator is an Indie gaming genre / trend
@pixle9736 күн бұрын
Fr, ngl I kinda.. don’t like that fact so much
@GenderFluidDragonKing6 күн бұрын
@pixle973 On one hand people are sharing their experiences most likely, but also sometimes it just feels like it's for shock value / exploitation
@Shadow823115 күн бұрын
@pixle973why
@Bloomingz4 күн бұрын
@pixle973this game is just the reality for so many kids with strict foreign parents. It’s practically normalized to act this strict in some countries, but I’m definitely not justifying it
@Bloomingz4 күн бұрын
and if I’m being honest making a ‘horror’ like game about the topic just pokes fun at those parents and their ridiculous parenting. As someone who went through it- i like what the game does.
@theshowofficial12907 күн бұрын
The intro, instant, VR Friend greets you.
@LiEnby7 күн бұрын
I saw the comment expecting it to be like heavy talking about family issues and mental health or whatever, and then it’s just a game lol 😂
@gd2828Күн бұрын
Я ждал это очень долго и вот наконец-то (Translation) I've been waiting for this for a very long time, finally
@HeddaElize7 күн бұрын
Do a part 2! I loved this game and i found it entertaining, not everyone can agree tho. I look up too a part 2.
@magnesiumswift6 күн бұрын
Tip: when you pour the key and flower from the vase (in parents' bedroom), you need to pick the key up, and put the flower back into the vase, put it back like what it looks like. Then hide in the closet quickly
@-_Alina_6 күн бұрын
7:06 THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY BRO
@Astrid-x1d5 күн бұрын
Who turned on the stop? 15:55
@acecooltrainerbrown73997 күн бұрын
Bijuu Mike, you should also try Metel by the same developer it is a harder game this. You play the victims of kidnapping by psychopath killer, and you have to try to escape with puzzles like in an escape room. It is only hard because you have only two tries in each victim. You must set everything back from which it was when the killer comes into room or you lose a life.
@Sealy_mika7 күн бұрын
If you wanna get the item from the dog there is meat in the fridge that you can take and put it in the microwave. Then when mum leaves for the doorbell and you create smoke, once she opens the window you can go out and feed the dog so it won't bark at you. Hope that helps!
@veronicasantiago77707 күн бұрын
The start scared me for no reason 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ChezBurger_976 күн бұрын
DAY 40 - If we’re still doing this, here’s a list of games that I would love to see Bijuu Mike play (if he hasn’t already) even if idk if it’ll get views: - Slime Rancher (1 and/or 2) - Miitopia (I don’t remember if he finished) - Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Hi-Fi Rush The list isn’t much right now, but I will keep adding stuff in the future if I think of something (also I just wanna keep commenting to support the channel bc I’ve been watching for years but haven’t been commenting very often)
@RandomCreepyGirl-es7vk7 күн бұрын
Hey Bijuu Mike there’s something that I think you should react to it’s called Evil Daisuke. I feel like it’s right up your alleyway. It’s a meme filled thing with anime references.
@SACHI01827 күн бұрын
BIJUUU MIKE I MISSED U SM I WATCHED UR CONTENT EVRYDAY U MADE MY CHILDHOOD ILYSM
@PurpleEyezOri6 күн бұрын
5:51 HELP IM DYING WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GAME
@ConmanzerFan7 күн бұрын
I can’t believe it. He is playing school boy runaway! Also bedroom computer is Andrew2002
@_ThatArianaFanFr_7 күн бұрын
You have to steal the hamburger meat and cook it in the microwave then give it to the dog
7:09 my friend from school is actually his brother lol
@thisdeath7 күн бұрын
yess nice ur making a video on this game too, pls make another one haha (also pls another ep of eden's garden QUICK) cause i really love your gameplay-
@Annie-Bannani157 күн бұрын
Bro started off with violence today LMAO
@Arche_TheP0ny7 күн бұрын
Ofc they are ngl. This was awesome love ur video's Bijuu this was awesome .
@Rebelheart19853 күн бұрын
You can use the radio to distract her and use the cabinet to keep her in the closet when she goes to check. You can also check the trunk of the car for an item. You can use the kid’s computer to send the father a fake message for a while to look for an item. If you use the attic ending, you’re gonna need some bug spray. Also you can use the doorbell to distract her for a while. You can hide behind the shower curtain if they come into the bathroom. You give meat to the dog by taking it from the fridge or freezer and microwaving it. To do this, you can just do it when she’s watering the tree again. For the barricade escape you can wipe off the alarm by washing a dirty rag and blocking her in the closet. You need a passcode though. To do this, you can just do it when she’s watering the tree again. You can use sleeping pills to make the dad sleep so you can have a much easier time to work. You can avoid getting noticed in the bedroom when you take the key from the vase by putting the flower back and hiding in the closet.
@khusnulriadhi63746 күн бұрын
17:32 Hmmm. There is. Just change a difficult before start from normal to ... tutorial and etc.
@silveemahajabeen86873 күн бұрын
So the kid is 23 years old?
@where_isnone6 күн бұрын
26:15 this parts hilarious😭
@Klapollo4ever7 күн бұрын
please play "who's Lila?" Who's Lila is a point-and-click adventure where, instead of choosing dialogue options, you control the character's face manually
@Tanveer_rules4 күн бұрын
MIKE WHEN YOUR PARENTS GO IN YOUR ROOM LOOK IN THE BOOK SO THEY THINK YOUR STUDYING
@N4tsuxii7 күн бұрын
I instantly clicked when i saw the title i was worried 😭😭
3 MINUTES AGO?! Thank you for blessing me and my Panda Express 🙏🏼
@mamiedubingo6 күн бұрын
i love this game ngl, I'm glad to see so many different gameplays
@softpastels_29107 күн бұрын
It's crazy that everytime I'm about to update my apps, this game recommended me on the homepage. Like, I see now Mike played the same game that recommended me
@_ThatArianaFanFr_7 күн бұрын
NO WAY I LITERALLY ASKED FOR THIS
@idkguyxp4 күн бұрын
Been a while since I last watched Biju Mike glad that the content is still the same (:
@BrandonRugin7 күн бұрын
HE FINALLY PLAYED IT
@algesasalgesas79396 күн бұрын
Hey Mike, if you go to the freezer in the kitchen youll find the meat for the dog. Get the meat and put it in the microwave and when its done you can give it to the dog. Also i realized the radio is for distracting one of the parents and when they go inside push that drawrer to lock them in (try it cuz im curious myself, i realized it watching the video😁)
@beratlolz3 күн бұрын
I once had a dream about stealing a ps5 controller from walmart with bijuu mike, it was wild.
@k134394 күн бұрын
in the bedroom if you open the wardrobe door and draws you can hide in corner of your room and they won't check there every time they are looking for you
@JotanimadoVideos7 күн бұрын
LITTLE BIJUU
@XSonicRBLX7 күн бұрын
Reminds me of the game “You’re grounded!”
@vasili33337 күн бұрын
HE ACTUALLY PLAYED IT Also password for pc in ur room is: Andrew2002
@Barneito_1237 күн бұрын
the password is his real birthday , not 2002
@7ngelVrk4 күн бұрын
Credit where credit is due this was welll donee
@Angel090096 күн бұрын
0:00 HEY THERE!!! 😀
@MilkProphetFR7 күн бұрын
We need Facade since its 2025.
@Katie-k1p2 күн бұрын
I’m begging you make a part two. Please I need to see more
@IPlayGames198537 күн бұрын
That annoying kid durin the intro XDD
@rockythestar72847 күн бұрын
Always enjoy a hide and seek/escape puzzle game!!! ❤
@ThebiggestOscfan-foreva7 күн бұрын
The 1st part got me giggling
@owu_uwo6 күн бұрын
This developer also has another game called metel, it's quite similar but maybe you could play it too
@Certified_Fmb0y7 күн бұрын
Even the ps1 can run this game 😭
@thetriathigamer15447 күн бұрын
Maybe a ps2, but ps1 is a stretch
@grapemiko2.07 күн бұрын
NO WAY I WANTED YOU TO PLAY THIS
@Bread160917 күн бұрын
When you ask someone how to say No in German: 6:32
@pixle9736 күн бұрын
This being the game makes me pretty uncomfortable honestly
U should have made the thumbnail you in the corner while ur wife is holding a belt LMAO
@Skit1834 күн бұрын
There is a secret ending you could get by going on the fence pole wire at the end instead of jumping off into the hay then jump on the white fence and climb off the side then continue walking and jump off the Map.
@Dogess_Stack6 күн бұрын
bijuu idk if you can find this but if you didn’t know there is a mod out there called “Eco-Friendly”, it adds a bunch of characters that do some crazy stuff or something but ive seen other people play it and get pretty involved, there are some creepy moments and sometimes jumpscares, but I think you should try it, it’s a plus mod, and also I think it’s been a pretty long time since you haven’t played baldi in a while lmfao
@ShaylaHossain-t9c7 күн бұрын
lets go he played the Russian speedruning game 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@mayabogdanova95067 күн бұрын
I remember seeing a bulgarian youtuber playing this game
@Exotic_idiotic7 күн бұрын
I love this game tbh
@davimcouto55417 күн бұрын
Hey Bijuu Mike, could you give a check on the FNF mod "Asdfmovie Endless Muffin Time"? It's a really sick mod at same style of "Well Done" and other aethos based mods