Bike vs Stupidity 173 😡 😁

[@mathiastynor9401]

Try to imagine, this guy is putting so many videos up. Each time he rides a bike he must look out for people doing stupid things. What a society.... 🤔 Why can we not just ride from A-B without any interruptions...

[@ZeroEnigma]

Because people are stupid and inconsiderate. They expect others to look out for them... 🤦

[@mathiastynor9401]

Yeah your are right i do not live in America, however in a small town in EU. I experience the same things while driving a car. -Pedestrians walking straight through RED, and I have to push brakes. -Other cars not respecting the "Give way" sign, also having to push brakes. -Hazardous overhaul where they almost just drive right in front of me. Safe distance is not kept, and again I have to push brakes... I am so tired. 🤮 @@ZeroEnigma

[@BananaFlipFlops]

Its like virtual tourism.....with insults 😂.....stay safe man!

[@AudunWangen]

Honking at crackhead crossroads never gets old 😂

[@kiiroMADE]

Ok. I have watched ZE's videos for a while now and I still don't get why they stay at that particular spot all the time, and always partially on the bike lane. Can someone elaborate? Who are these people and why are they there?

[@Chriss23P]

You should slap bumper magnets saying “Grade A driving” or something to cars blocking the lanes.

[@guseyngasanov8251]

at this point every single person in nyc probably knows you

[@Leah-yl9ie]

they know their nicknames too

[@khanrides]

I’ve never seen Zero enigma in real life and I ride in Manhattan all the time

[@OuterSpace-1-0.0]

@@khanridesride a cheety bike 🚲 and go along his route or sit on that tiny wall next to the bike lane at the timesquare

[@khanrides]

@@OuterSpace-1-0.0 the unemployed homies would probably do this 😂

[@sheikhmahmud7647]

The good the bad and the dumbasses all together. Honestly, I fear for this guy in the hopes that no psycho path with fucking mental problems would hunt him down to the point of running him over or beating him up just cuz he calls them out. The mannerisms and civility of most NYC folks is sooo low it’s enough to make me not wanna travel there.

[@GodlessFiend]

I feel like zero would make the perfect cop. Imagine how many people he would give tickets to

[@neiltijans4195]

Z. Thanks for making monday funny again. Those people try to fight you are great entertainment. Have a great week and stay safe.

[@LordClydeofOMAR]

You are truly an inspiration and I'm glad I discovered your channel. I already yell at people walking in the bike lanes in Boston all the time as it is. Just coming home tonight there were 3 stroll and scrolls (people walking while looking at their phones in the bike lane) and I was shouting "BIKE LANE! BIKE LANE!" The two on each side noticed me, but the one in the middle had to have her friends physically pull her aside. As I passed I shouted "sidewalk not good enough?"

[@explosionparty]

Great work as always, Zero! Your vids have inspired me to be more assertive when I ride. I gave my first "wrong way, idiot" to my town's equivalent to a shitibike rider. Feels good

[@cesarmolina951]

Bro you almost gave that old man a heart attack had me dying 🤣

[@Julian-p7q-b4t]

Which minute? XD 😂

[@cheeseburgervlogs]

Your videos make Mondays much more enjoyable 😂 greetings from the UK

[@funiguy8779]

Wow .. this episode has so much energy!!! 🎉

[@arthurd6495]

This has to be one of the most entertaining youtube channels. I'm going through the back catalog now! haha.

[@Daniel-zi5nv]

This episode turned out to be very funny, especially with a motorcycle at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂👍👍👍

[@florianhanebuchen2782]

18:50 "Hooray the crackheads moved." I can't stop laughin

[@nino__akl]

This one's action packed. A lot of scenarios. Especially with the 2 individuals, based on their upbringing and fragile egos, they sure are quick to blow things WAY out of proportion because they got called out and it hurts their feelings. 🤷🤦 Karma's waiting for them in the future. Nevertheless, this upload kicks ass. Be safe and remain awesome, Zero. 😏🙏🙏🎉🎉

[@Lajusa]

"Get a real job !" "Get a real car !" "Get a real bike !" So funny, man 🤣

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

8:28 🎵Oh Sherry our love holds on holds on🎵 lol I couldn't resist

[@matebuzzy2896]

Thank you for another video ! I love your videos so much man 👍🏽👍🏽

[@caulrophobe]

I miss Zero making loud dog barking sounds at people walking in the bike lane.

[@user-um3fx2vk8r]

37:33 Lmao the dude spit on the range rover instead 🤣

[@TeddysGaming]

Enigma needs a Pull-String talking figure as merch he will be on a bike as a figure and when you pull the string you hear terms like “Wrong way Cum Catchaaa” 😂

[@OuterSpace-1-0.0]

T-Shirt that says “🎵If Pedestrians Can So Can I🎵Jellyfish Powers Go🎵

[@nickberry5520]

Damn, how bad does it have to be to get bleeped out? Great vid as always.

[@rogereheadbyrne4790]

When they are distracted using their phones they become a danger to others, when they sneak through red lights in their cars ect then stop pedestrians being able to cross, when they ride their bikes the wrong way down the street they are inconsiderate and a danger to us! Thankyou Zero Enigma for calling them out! Todays Video shows just how ignorant and frustrated people are when called out when clearly they are in the wrong! The city should award you some kind of award as there has got to be some that eventually stop and realize that they are shouldnt be taking stupid risks that could maybe take a life!

[@alexandermase8622]

You can let stupid people turn you Into a heartless monster, you can Ignore them or you can become a hero like Zero that ensures to the best of his or her abilities that you will never let Idiots like this endanger you or let anyone else go through what you have In your past. 😌🙏🏻😇

[@yabbaguy]

12:55 missed a chance for "can we not block the bike lane please" 😆 please be safe!

[@supraforyears89]

No plates on that moped either, I feel those things ought to be banned. I always see people driving those cheap mopeds with no plates or licenses literally anywhere they please with no regard for anyone's safety at all.

[@sheikhmahmud7647]

I doubt he is a delivery driver. His helmet and moped looks ordinary to me. The fact he gives zero care about traffic laws shows he’s not a decent moral human being but a lowly scum who stole this moped from someone in a street brawl or at the junkyard and is pompously driving like he’s king of the Hill or some shit

[@ZeroEnigma]

He has a plate, he had it folded like a criminal.

[@Mysticinvestigations]

All the police seem to do is play with their phones, eat, and take naps. Apparently these jokers get paid $58K to $100K a year to more or less do nothing. What a sweet deal!🚔

[@brucej.willson4764]

That's not a lot of money by any standard. Look how much politicians make for working only 100 days a year?

[@flugjung]

ZeroEnigma, it is sad but you have made me realise that cycling in NYC is way more dangerous than iMexico City (which is way far from being a piece of cake but people is generally less distracted, although motor vehicle drivers can have killer instincts).

[@Mart12121]

Your adoring fans might be my favorite part of the episodes. 😂😂 wonder why they are grouped up in that spot every morning

[@Duskmink]

Love watching your videos also been rewatching some of the olds ones as i have covid atm so its been a great destraction! thank you and ride safe *PS cant wait for more videos*

[@ZeroEnigma]

Feel better

[@Duskmink]

@ZeroEnigma thanks buddy! Hopefully soon

[@Dman1998]

I love these action packed episodes! Keep up the good work Zero!

[@werrrp]

I ride with my kid on board in the city a lot, and I can't even conceive of putting him out there without a helmet on 🤬 What's wrong with those parents?

[@purselmer5931]

26:09, "Look at this guy....stopping for what?" I had literally just said that out loud. You were my echo, lol.

[@poisontg2577]

Its always the delivery drivers who get so mad at you 😂

[@PerformanceY]

: Hey ZeroEgma? : ZeroEnigma! : Yeah ZeroEgma 😂

[@snookamusss]

How skinny is this bike!? sneaking in all these tiny, jellyfish crevices..

[@metinoroxx764]

"I make more money than you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Leah-yl9ie]

those phone zombies have a screentime of at least 18+ hours

[@southernontariodrivingenco9557]

That crosswalk/bike signal going before the light turns green we've had in Ontario for at least a few years now, and it seems to be going well cause they're appearing more and more. Definitely prevents vehicles turning left to rush in front of traffic and pedestrians. Forces them to have to wait now

[@SaltySeattleCyclist]

I *LOVE* LPI's!!

[@Glaviel]

33:43 that part got me laughing so hard. That smack was so satisfying 😂

[@nonstopgg3321]

i come back to this channel every year

[@filmtonyvalles]

That's me at 31:00 !!!

[@partymarty6969]

🤘‼️

[@cziegle3794]

Yay top 20 comments and top 59 likes. Love this channel. Best to you and your family. Thanks for making these videos. Stay safe.

[@Brookfieldilrailfan]

Definitely a good idea to report them to TLC for blocking the bike lane

[@mexicoolguy]

From what I heard you can report anyone blocking the bike lane, if you have proof you can submit it and get paid if they are fined

[@GodlessFiend]

@@mexicoolguy luckily zeros that type of guy that has proof

[@username-hs3pc]

2:46 Why are those shaddy looking people standing over there everyday?

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

9:46 "The sun was in my eyes". I'm still angry about how you were laying in the road,in pain and nobody came to your rescue.

[@austrathemoth1938]

yes, and the driver sat in his car for sooo long before checking on him ! unbelievable !

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

@@austrathemoth1938 that mutant. What a stand up guy he was. Truly top shelf. To be honest,he was probably hiding something.

[@ryanm.3351]

My friend told me about how he stopped traffic when he witnessed a moped or motorcycle accident. He dropped his coffee and ran towards the accident

[@pure1259]

i love your videos gives me such a raw version of new york feels like im the one riding the bike lol also hilarious content

[@crroughriders]

We also need the "barking" back at the blind crossing idiots!! 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@MrAlexdu59]

12:30 At first, I thought he wanted to fight with you 😂😂

[@GTR886]

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[@7aghedge]

Haven’t clicked on a Zero Enigma video this fast 😂🔥

[@justinterry7853]

23:53 Lol damn he at least took your "compliment" well, as he was riding a bike after all and you were behind him too

[@SaltySeattleCyclist]

26:14 As someone who grew up in Indiana, no, they are not known for always fully stopping ar stop signs 😂

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

28:33 "I make more money than you". Only insecure people brag about that.

[@ryanm.3351]

Yes! Yes!

[@vintagetriplex3728]

And he drives a Toyota.

[@Tinman710]

People who live to work and have nothing to show for it(other than money)

[@alastairmacnaughton7673]

It always a good day when you upload

[@cycleistic1365]

Thanks for another top review! 6:37 That was fun! 😂 Bet they were outta towners 27:27 _But using a helmet makes riding safer_ (in a sarcastic voice) 30:14 Hooray, third time runner(s) this week! 35:45 That tells pretty much all about these people, sadly...

[@Sir_Saul]

We need 2 more of you roaming around fine sir

[@roberthoulihan5467]

Great video man. Damn people are unhinged and don't care themselves so they definitely don't care about what happens to you or consequences in general. Be safe!

[@brucej.willson4764]

Neither does he. But nice take.

[@leninmercedes6567]

I love how you anticipate the moronic questions some of the idiots will ask….. then proceed to answer them…. And they STILL NOT HAPPY 😅

[@ZeroEnigma]

Because they're unhappy people 🤦

[@callum_b0486]

I liked that POV at the end in the car, are we going to see more CAR VS STUPIDY in POV??

[@Chriss23P]

A fellow jellyfish, oh wait he’s a fake! Lmao

[@jannickliche7080]

I can already tell by the thumbnail this episode gonna be a blast 😅

[@SaltySeattleCyclist]

28:00 That was almost a dooring!! 😰

[@arthurd6495]

I like how in Manhattan you can get into a verbal scuffle and not have it immediately lead to death threats. Here in Chicago, it seems like it's not like that, even in the center of the city.

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

35:09 even the crackhead knows lol

[@sultanlove4480]

I love this guy’s videos 😂😂😂

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

Happy Monday brother ZE. Bring the madness of the mutants.

[@ryanm.3351]

Happy Monday guy.

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

@@ryanm.3351 happy Monday 👍👍

[@Bourd53]

9:45 I remember the famous intersection with the three-color light signals where you had your serious accident, including the car that ran the red light and hit you, I hope you have recovered since this accident.

[@laciee]

30:52. Damn, the girl with the green bag is jacked!

[@GegoXaren]

NYC really needs more Loading Zones and less car parking.

[@ZeroEnigma]

There are plenty of *loading zones* it's that inconsiderate people and city employees use them as their personal spots...

[@GegoXaren]

@@ZeroEnigma What are the parking attendants doing not fining people for parking in Loading Zones? Hopefully you'll get parking fees in NYC to get rid of some of cars.

[@ZeroEnigma]

@@GegoXaren the NYPD refuses to ticket city employees and their own officers, that's where the problem comes from.

[@GegoXaren]

@@ZeroEnigma That is... corrupt.

[@ZeroEnigma]

@@GegoXaren you got that right.

[@johnbaldock6353]

27:55 is this a Daily guided tour? Surly the the tour guide should tell them to get out of the bike lane?!😱🤣

[@Nightwolf3536]

Your videos are funny, I just watched a few and I agree although in Nebraska anybody can rife bikes on a road regardless of the bike path. They used too use them but they stopped don't know why but I wish they kept them for that reason. While in nc they have them in certain places, I agree there are idiots out everywhere, I don't ride a bike myself but I drive and I deal with idiots as well. I'll say to them "these people don't know how to drive"?!! Lol. keep up the awesome content 👏🏻

[@JaySdt]

I missed busted condom on my checklist😂

[@kelnax]

28:25 > The legend says it, he´s still blinking to the right... When going left🤦‍♂ Love ur vids, keep up the good work and stay safe!

[@lght_chaos]

I love it when you're recognized in videos!!🥳🥳🥳 😁😁😁

[@happyhippovods3753]

26:30 Represent from Indiana, My drivers Ed required full stops, any " rolling stops " were met with immediate failure on our test.

[@Nicktheguy24]

12:45 so wholesome lmao

[@ridgewood.spidey6608]

Love the part when you put that motorist in his place at 35:40, no joke today guy like that almost hit me. Waiting for my light, crosswalk change to let me know it was my turn to walk, I go in a motorist, was inches away from hitting me. Guy wasn’t even sorry, left, and he did a wheelie. Freaking idiots I swear, if you have a chance you put them in the damn place…

[@elementSe34]

Was that "mind your business" guy there again or did you add the audio in? 27:20 Gee, almost like they're on a break or something!

[@ZeroEnigma]

I added the audio for shïts and giggles

[@ElizabethAdkins-g7q]

I love your colorful language. You remind of own kids. My favorites were butt pimple, butt crust, and butt crust. Our daughter coined a phrase that is family favorite , " THE STREETS ARE CLOGGED With imbeciles ".

[@giannigardner53]

Man there must have been a full moon or something on Thursday 😂

[@christianblunt]

12:41 "Brah! You the guy from KZbin?!?!? Zero Enema?!?!? Brah!" 😂

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

22:45 father of the year award goes to who??

[@SKfilming]

I think I'm gonna go be a cop in new york. Get paid to watch Zeroenigma on my phone all day. sounds nice.

[@wildbill7267]

Do you sell Zero Enigma patches? I’d be happy to have one on my bike

[@thespiritofthenight8196]

yes he does. Look in the video description

[@theyeee821]

It‘s gotta be a good video when it starts with ”ride in the street coward“ haha

[@DT-Nicky]

Wrong way, dried up crust 😂😂😂😂

[@LionLThePrince781]

Hold up, hold uuuup. I gotta find that part. 😅

[@ottroyb]

1:05 into the vid and he’s already doing the most like what did the garbage can do to you 😂😂😂 imagine leaving your house ready to argue on site over a bike lane

[@pablonavaridas3302]

To be fair, in 29:00 the Toyota is a really nice car, the man himself a scumbag.

[@ZeroEnigma]

I don't care what car/ job/ bike they have, I only say it to piss them off. If they get mad, then they know what they have isn't good.

[@ChadKakashi]

22:11 *TRIPLE KILL!* 22:16 *5-HIT COMBO!!!* 33:06 *7-HIT COMBO!!!!!*

[@Glaviel]

😂

[@happyfeet5700]

Every time I drive in the city and see all them bike lines, I think about you 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thurstonrider]

12:30-13:45 You're quite the influence around there. 😆👍

[@waterbottle4782]

The taxi is being nice because he has a fare and the longer that taxi waits the higher the fare.

[@protogen_1414]

the Police Napping oh my gawd 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HansMuller-tn1rt]

17:45 me, as a german, can confirm that a mercedes has a factory installed right of way - at least they behave like that.....

[@Purple-Prince]

One dude trying to sound tough with a baby yoda doll in the passenger seat, another one while on a vespa

[@nerys71]

Yeah he can dream Vespas are actually cool that thing was not a Vespa just some s***** garbage Chinese bike

[@jairuspaul1]

The NYPD needs to start doing their jobs instead of sitting around on their phone in there car love the videos bro stay safe

[@Ballsy_]

Think nypd has better shit to do than make sure the bike lane is clear for this guy

[@ZeroEnigma]

@@Ballsy_ obviously playing on their phones and napping in their cars is considered "has better shït to do" 🙄

[@ChadKakashi]

9:58 ah that was tight!

[@frank_25687]

Entitled people still being entitled.. Not pulling over, riding bikes the wrong way or on the wrong side of an opposite bike lane. What is it with people these days? It baffles me because people do that here where I am too. Some people are entitled these days.. like come on, I do appreciate your commentary though. People also run red lights here in their cars too and I'm like "okay, I guess I'll just wait my turn to cross". Jeez. It's the same stuff here where I live, oh and dirtbikers and atvs are out during the night too which makes it more phone. I love it when people can't pull over whether they are dropping someone off or doing a delivery, they'll just block the bike lanes. Like why do people have to double park on bike lanes? The benefits of having a bike are really beneficial these days. Also, the people who don't look... I can't even with them, some of them look, but most people don't, it annoys me too. It's common sense people. Look up and don't look at your phone so much.

[@Clahane1]

HOLY 40 MINUTES OF MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING -CLAHANE Edit : Z