Bill Burr City Tours: San Jose, CA

Bill drives around San Jose, CA.
shot by @themeles
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel.
I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me. Family Friendly.

[@gator4458]

Bill burr needs to be a reoccurring taxi driver in the next grand theft auto

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Only problem with that is that it would take forever to get anywhere because you wouldn't want to skip his dialogue.

[@abrahamlincoln5185]

In the game Bills character casually points over "that's where the poor bastard got killed"

[@jodu626]

Genius.

[@wendel5868]

That or have his own radio stations with his podcast clips playing nonstop

[@NIMMHATVRapBeats]

YES!

[@comedycat2]

"Why do you have to make fun of everything?" "I don't know... Because it paid for the house?!!" Bahahahahaha loved this.

[@itsokay7989]

The little boy face he made when he said "she's gonna hate that one!" was priceless. He knew exactly what's coming

[@oculusnomadslosttribe5672]

@@itsokay7989 married to a sista....oh you better believe he took heat🤨🤣😁

[@DavidOrtiz-vz5bs]

POV: you’re a security guard working in front of the sap center and out of no where you hear bill burr saying “San Jose SHAAAAKKKSSS” in his truck

[@lsg1Entertainment]

I'm from San jose its cool when you say to yourself "wow, he's there" and you were just there yourself.

[@tbg7053]

He looks like an Irish rapper

[@ivandunn4627]

Bob Lee Swagger omg yes he does

[@MajimaGoro8]

Bob Lee Swagger B-Burr

[@geejee1255]

he makes his own beats booooiii

[@gordonm.7387]

House of Shoulder Pain

[@sisepuedemaybe]

Gordon M. Omg hahahajajahaha

[@holyhellification]

"Does that fill you up? Does that feel like a hug from your dad?" haha

[@ImadeUlook]

Bill Burr is the friend everyone needs to hang out with. I laugh so hard until I cry at literally everything he does.

[@MasterCole1017]

"Does that make you feel like a hug from your dad??" 😂😂😂

[@Brandon_N420]

These videos of bill are absolute gold. If this was a series on Netflix, I'd binge watch it forever.

[@Kjca_1998]

“I don’t know shit about aviation” He now has a pilots licence 😂😂

[@GinoTheSinner]

get to da choppa

[@samd7476]

@@GinoTheSinner get to da chppa if you want to die.

[@Oblio1942]

"Its the Shaaaaks!"

[@carson21211]

LOL

[@danieltracy7136]

@6:14 "Look at this soul-less f$%&ing place..." Ha, that is SJ's city hall!

[@larrygoerke9081]

And the "Silicon Valley Satellite" of the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office, which leases a good portion of that city hall complex from San Jose. Ostentatiously "futuristic" architectural trash. Bill, you missed commenting on "The Winged Serpent" - aka "The Steaming Coil" - in the park across Market Street from that Tech Museum. Two of San Jo's notable "artistic" ripoffs.

[@cristelaramirez1352]

It's true. I hate the new building. The old one had all the character.

[@Adrian-oj3ld]

@@cristelaramirez1352 yes

[@bryantoliveira2813]

"I'm going to be nothing but positive" Proceeds to trash the street lol, never change Bill

[@OutdatedLeon]

Bryant Oliveira Yeah. That cracked me up too.

[@gordonm.7387]

Proceeds to hate a fan saying hello!

[@Threedog1963]

He did mention the one positive side... "The street doesn't go on forever, only a couple of blocks."

[@Zinfidel1]

"and there's always someone yelling out here" **yells at people throughout the video**

[@furtfurt]

Cause he's lovely

[@hippiecolleen1352]

Hes so right!

[@salaischupa]

I like how bill burr is so chill and can have a conversation with anyone like a normal person

[@itsokay7989]

"why are ya watching this?" - because I love you Bill

[@bakerXderek]

I get fucking stoked when I see a new one of these, thanks for keeping them coming man.

[@mysterymongoose7466]

what if he comes to san bernardino

[@BonelessShrimp]

ayyyye

[@MB-rn6gh]

i know you.. i know you ment stroked.

[@pistolas1038]

CHEAHHH!

[@dominator683]

bakerXderek CHEEEAAAH

[@davidmurillolifeisart]

I'm born and raised in SJ and I love Bill Burr! So this was the best for me. "Look at this soulless place"!! That was the best 😂😂😂😂

[@christymccullough7306]

Like new Orleans lol

[@californiamade5608]

Christy Mccullough New Orleans is more fun

[@fortnitechannel7920]

I was born and raised in sj too but fuck this guy making fun of my great city, where the fuk is he from bet my city better

[@fredy_8a68]

fortnitechannel Boston

[@darriendarrien7323]

@@fortnitechannel7920 I love this city with all my heart too, man. But he is giving SJ some spotlight, which is nice. Making fun of places is a comedian’s job

[@vinayakgosale8470]

20:57 Bill, sitting in a Tesla, complaining about the giant distracting touch screen, goes "Dude says helps with navigation... I'll just look out". Hilarious!

[@stevencash9112]

I love how he is driving a 1995 jeep Cherokee with CDs on the visor. If I saw him in public I would assume it wasnt him.

[@ColinFowler]

The exact comment I was looking for.

[@AlwaysAskWhy420]

"Cause it paid for the house!"

[@Jarake]

Screw if it gets her up set.

[@HaylonHarroo87]

calm down there soldier, she's still his wife.

[@edwardbrown7280]

This guy is amazing. He's see's an airplane.. goes off about the aviation or lack of a proper runway system. He see's red lights he talks about the way the streets are set up vs other cities he's been . he crosses railroads.. goes off on lack of security on Amtraks and isis is stupid for not trying to use that means of transportation, lol. I mean this dude ...he can go off or on about ANYTHING. The GREAT RED BURR.

[@G8rquest]

The man sees RED in ev-er-y-thing. And knows how to express himself. And laydees don't understand why most men have little to say. We have plenty to say but they cry when we speak, so... Thank You Boston for ole rusty nutz there.

[@TheDuke4100]

its boring...maybe his comedy could be a bit more fun other than bitching. Von, delia,sasso are way more funny than this guy...for me

[@sisyr5615]

who the hell are von, delia and sasso

[@TheDuke4100]

@@sisyr5615 they are your fathers

[@listener84]

Edward Brown he’s a pilot 👨🏼‍✈️

[@SandDabs]

Burr's the type of guy who's one of the most successful comics on the planet but drives around in a '92 Cherokee with CDs in the sun visor. Subscribed.

[@Bob-Sacamano]

it's a 2 door XJ too!

[@h3ck774]

Just a rental though

[@FenriRock]

It’s crazy seeing areas even just 4 years ago how different they are now

[@thesarkive7746]

Watching this from work because some things are more important

[@RockefellerSecurity]

There's that cyst of a head again.

[@thesarkive7746]

Respect the head

[@arrowheadsup]

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money forsenLUL

[@bobbarker9493]

Name checks out

[@juan69508]

Oh... watching from his little cubicle!

[@Doodysnarf]

Bill looks like a retired skateboarder

[@robertgarcia7024]

He's still active, did you see the skateboard on the back seat? 17:04

[@yunglime2733]

Lol conor McGregor

[@jamestracy7952]

Why? Pant jacket and hat like every other dude that's not a hipster ?

[@sergvasco]

Uriah Faber's look is spreading.

[@damianpampampam768]

Marc Johnson a bit :D

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

"Cover up sweetheart" lol, I screamed in laughter. Bill is the GOAT

[@tatehackett252]

lived in san jose my whole life and i’m glad i found this video. wish i saw it sooner though. also original joes is a family favorite in our house glad he goes there too

[@douglasmoon8698]

Not a full downtown San Jose experience without screaming homeless guy 😆

[@aluisious]

I used to live down here. It got to where I'd take a longer route to get to Safeway just to avoid the gauntlet of pandhandlers in front. "Hey man whatja hubatobu..." Dude I'm just trying to buy some cream.

[@natewallis1]

i see a comment like this on all of the american cities that bill has covered, maybe its just the US in general :)

[@ronaldmcdonald3965]

Lived downtown 40 years ago. Ducked behind a tree to get out of the line of fire of a cop

[@510faithfulforlife7]

Or some tweaker speaking nonsense!

[@geraldnapshireii8734]

or some bank executive who's wearing that one colored izod finally breaking down and realizing he wasted most his life for no apparent reason

[@VigilantCitizenChannel]

This guy genuinely makes me laugh

[@theseigemeister]

Vigilant Citizen +

[@theMcWOPPER]

Vigilant Citizen well, he is a comedian

[@nyranstanton203]

not every comedian is naturally funny at all. Look at Amy, Schumer shes awful.

[@martingoddard3994]

Vigilant Citizen high work ethic- very entertaining comedian

[@LilHongBoot]

He makes a lot of people genuinely laugh

[@siriusgd4753]

If you think that was the most soulless city, you've never been to Vegas.

[@work1907]

Having Bill as your tour guide for a day would be so fun.

[@bigchungus2173]

I'm gonna ask an instruc-TAH!!!!

[@dannybhoy2739]

does that feel like a hug from your dad lol

[@kickinrocks6055]

"Does that fill you up? Does that feel like a hug from your dad?" Hahahah laughing so hard. Jesus.

[@carlaalexander139]

Lmao the level of excitement on his face when he hears the guy yelling 😂

[@chenzhensifu]

get this fucking guy on better call saul

[@RedDawgTN]

Give him a fake talk radio show for Grand Theft Auto 6.

[@jedbowley7126]

we need a helicopter tour with Bill flying

[@themax2848]

Beard Man done

[@iamsancho443]

"sir, put your seatbelt back on"

[@janemargolis2428]

I hate santana row!!!

[@guillermoromero8041]

“DOES THAT FEEL LIKE A HUG FROM YOUR DAD??” Lmao

[@geoffdanker3034]

Jacob's Ladder reference. Me and 3 other people are pleased.

[@londonfromparis5559]

hello yes I have arrived

[@antoinesavelli8202]

It's trippy when Bill Burr drives down the street you bike to school every day...

[@NIIIIQQ]

Reno what was that "souless" dome building on the corner of Santa Clara he was talking about?

[@daewootech]

city hall - www.sanjoseca.gov/Index.aspx?NID=233

[@stevenvelazco9172]

@GreatKingRat some one was in a great mood. 😂😂

[@mslady1521]

You know you've been in San Jose way too long when you can look out of his window at any point and know EXACTLY where he is... SMH

[@tango31313]

Kia O'Hara I haven't been there in years and I know where he's at lol

[@lidickyball1848]

Kia O'Hara FACTS at :56 i could tell he was right in front of /Paradox\

[@PlasmaCoolantLeak]

Amen! I grew up in SJ in the early 60s and lived there until the early 90s (except during my military service), and I know I have driven or walked by every place he points out here, LOL.

[@davidlee8311]

truth

[@flunkie91]

Been literally everywhere he was driving haha

[@mikec6733]

Always blame the lady in the pantsuit. That's my policy.

[@krizzyshow6638]

Bill I listen to your stuff everyday going to work and coming back you get me through the day man I appreciate it. I've been a drummer for almost 20 years now and you're my favorite comedian especially when you're with Tom Segura

[@Tokengoldguy]

11:56 - 12:01 Some reason that moment cracked me up the hardest. Silent comedy at it's finest. This is Bill Burr summed up in 5 seconds.

[@nielskock3221]

What happened billy boy freckles? you look slim and fit good for you dude.

[@SeanMusicFreak]

He's got a hot wife, a baby, and he lives in LA. That's a lot of pressure to stay fit.

[@ecstahsy]

>Hot wife

[@DirkDeadeye]

Niels Kock LA does that to people. I know a couple of dudes from high school who moved there, dropped 100+ lbs, got all fucking ripped, voting Democrat that place changes people

[@neurotictingilingsnahui2513]

Niels Kock cancer

[@dr150]

He's getting a daily gym workout carrying around his new kid and cleaning diapers.

[@dj2k723]

“Forever 21 mentality. Well your not, you’re 51. Cover that shit up” 😂😂😂

[@edwardjones2202]

"when Julius Caesar was still in office" Ahhhh Billy 😂

[@snoookie456]

what I would give to be in a car with this guy, listening to him talk about anything I listen to his podcasts when I go to sleep. That actually starts to sound more creepy than I expected it to.

[@theoskywalker8370]

snoookie456 I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who does that

[@dannyisgeeek2]

I do that too. No shame

[@joelr1112]

Me too. He is just a funny dude and his vibe just puts me in a good mood.

[@marioarchuleta8723]

Hhhaa hhaaa hhhaa whith a name like that snookie i wouldnt doubt it .. Jk brotha . random rants allways r down my line too

[@athemeles]

it's a '95 jeep. two door. non-sport. straight 6. 4.L, forrest green. Cherokee. thanks for playing.

[@RobbieFitzgerald]

Andrew T thought it might be an old ass Caravan at first

[@The-D-Hoyt]

i was trying to figure it out as i was watching, i could tell dash kinda looked chryler/dodge ish, then seen the tire, and noticed the cab area looked cramped, but once i seen the jeep logo, i was like it has be a mid 90s cherokee, i remember a friend having one and that looked familiar.

[@KSKaleido]

I recognized the interior right away because I own one (though not a two-door, I wish) and I was wondering the whole time why he's driving around in an old ass Jeep like that lol. Dude could have easily bought that Tesla but he's going back in a classic Cherokee. Bill is the fuckin' man.

[@The-D-Hoyt]

i thought kinda same thing, but then he asked the camera guy something about 'his' car, thats when i realized it was the camera guys

[@Mattieb_23]

Andrew T have none of you realized " Andrew " is the one recording these and this comment seals the deal.. he says Andrew a couple of times give this guy a subscribe and like!!!! Doctaaa cavaaaa e zzzzz shave buttttaaa.... zip...

[@josephdavis5972]

Norm at Japanese Cheers, you're killing it.

[@toddhibbard2768]

Does that feel like a hug from your dad🤣🤣🤣 Love Bill Burr!!!

[@parkeryo]

Granny fukin waaataaa's!!!

[@For3verAwesome]

"Back when Julius Caesar was in office"

[@413.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Raiderblack]

It's a good day when Bill is cruising around your city!

[@GenoGiovanni]

I love how your in my city, criticizing it. THANK YOU! Come back for more.

[@mattknight7208]

I cried laughing about 6 times and had to pause the video because I didnt want to miss the next line. Please keep doing these. It feels like a window into the podcast. Thanks

[@vinnycontini10]

it was weird watching this having lived in san jose all my life. like a lot of those streets i go on all the time

[@Inwoodarts]

'Why are you watching this?' Hahaha. Can't help but love this guy...

[@matheobaumar6956]

Beautiful. Thank you for sharing.

[@russrh]

'piece of shit nissan maxima' - nailed it.

[@countdankula6740]

rustyroo82 VQ Power!!!

[@atomicboomstick2543]

ole billy boyband there

[@user-xb6fl9ri6g]

Worked out of San Jose for 7 years, thanks for the dose of nostalgia and the laughs :)

[@geneiushechtic]

8:17 I love how he just casually drives by the Marquee with his name on it in his everyman car.

[@davevictoria661]

As a Sharks fan, that cut real deep bro.

[@wolfcreekboys7353]

4Goals4Thornton the Shaaaaaaakkkkkks

[@Alexxxpdx]

Im from Sj man and they choke waaaay too often. We all knew what he was going to say before he said it! One day... one day...

[@hughjanous95128]

i was waiting for it too, and for bill to comment on our skyline

[@a.k.4o]

4Goals4Thornton the truth

[@rickyparmar5646]

maybe this year we will take it

[@darthkillstealer3181]

Every five minutes Bill says something that my 73 year old father would say.

[@arniexanchez]

Brad Webster but says it way way way way way funnier. my dad is annoying as hell. "then he said '******', get it??? '******'!!! hahaha!!!"

[@MrMarkjax]

i like how bill burr tries to keep himself so grounded lol

[@eescobar8706]

Bill's impressions of Nia gets me every time. "Oh, it looks nice!" 😂

[@mac-]

Bill needs a half hour show to tour the world. I would watch every episode from start to finish. These are great Bill. Keep em comin!

[@thomcarey1971]

I absolutely would love hang out with Bill. Someone in his crew messed up by telling him that Stan’s Doughnut’s was in San Jose. It’s solidly in Santa Clara. Like, over a mile away from San Jose.

[@hippiecolleen1352]

"What year were you born?" 🤣

[@ThisNewHandleSystemSucks]

Why is no one questioning the picture of Yoda hanging from the rear view?..

[@bostonphotographer20]

Or the shitty car he's driving. Look at the ceiling right at 7:04, just nasty.

[@KeanuPitt]

TK Los Angeles lol at least it’s not his car

[@Splifftone]

What's there to question? I could see someone admiring it but no need to question it.

[@hhectorlector]

It’s Andrew’s car (the guy filming). Bill mentions it twice near the middle of the video

[@Sovereign_Citizen_LEO]

Cause he smells good (or used to anyway :)

[@HeliPadUSA]

We watch you Bill because you say what we all are thinking.

[@anthonypower6205]

Love Bill Burr by far my favorite comedian he says what i'm thinking. I live in San Jose and found this to be spot on and hilarious. Wish I could of been the tour guide. I died laughing when he was on the way to Santana Row and makes the comments about the moms like retired athletes hahaha

[@lkf8799]

I was so confused when he was talking about bad weather at the airport ... Bill, San Jose has perfect weather, that's why it's so damn expensive to live there. If you ever make it back to Santana Row, they have a burger place called The Counter and you build your own burger. It's pretty damn good.

[@sunshinefashionlove]

It would be awesome if a bank hired Bill to be a spokesman.

[@tejasmarathe8240]

Create an account in our bank! We have the best fucking interest rates and other shit!! Get your lazy ass down to our bank.

[@iReima]

I see Bill Burr stripping the pomp and circumstance from the bit and just laying it how it is. "Look, we've got all the money and we can pretty do pretty much whatever we want! But it doesn't mean we don't know HOW to handle your money!"

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Do Do Do Doooo, me undies bank, me undies bank, take your money and shove it up your twat, me undies bank, me undies bank, steal from us you better not.

[@shepherdsknoll8]

But you have to get rid of the Prius, and get a move upscale EV.

[@cjok8367]

That would make him a sellout.

[@m0639]

SHHAAAWRKS

[@andreww5574]

heh heh heh heh heh

[@dr150]

_Da SHAWKS!!_

[@hhectorlector]

This video made me feel better about myself.. like a hug from my dad

[@uhhmon319]

"staring at the cheesecake factory in the horizon" lol there is one literally across the street from Santana row 😂

[@pablobronson4122]

Man Bill Burr has lifted me through some tuff times... he never fails to make me laugh

[@ephydoubtfire9259]

Ron Howard is hilarious

[@cjok8367]

Never thought he'd use this much profanity 😲

[@johnsonbobo2376]

Opie really grew up and went on the downhill slope didnt he? ANDY wouldnt lime his language or morals would he

[@liamgallagherful]

Carrot tops left testicle

[@Shabbado55]

Stan’s has the BEST glazed donut. Get there at like 6am and wait in line for a fresh, hot dozen dripping with icing. F’ing amazing! 👍

[@ameliasbaby3782]

You sir are corpulent bastard, respectfully

[@christophersoprano-sculptor]

⭐⭐⭐Watching Bill correct his own rants helps me to calm down. Better than therapy.THANKS BILL!⭐⭐⭐

[@arthurfleck328]

I love how bill is always shitting on everything then he feels bad an he's like no no I sorry haha

[@MattMK45]

"I don't know, because I paid for the house!!" That caught me off guard lmao

[@robertm4050]

If he said "Thank you for your service" after comparing older moms to retired athletes, I would have shat my pants.

[@geocyo8835]

bill has such a great life yet EVERYTHING pisses him off! gotta love the guy.

[@NineGlove]

Bill, Thank you so much for the influx of content. Man we have all been fans for a long time, and I gotta say-You have never let down, and you are funny to the bone. You rock man, genius.

[@Threedog1963]

I agree. You catch his Philly rant?

[@Nick-321]

Props to Andrew for not laughing his ass off the whole time. I would be the worst camera man.

Love the Jacob's Ladder reference, bloody good film that is very underrated!

[@mikecrowe4674]

Bill Burr is just the SHIT. Imagine a road trip with jay Leno, bill burr and joe Rogan - that’s on my bucket list for sure

[@Ancientlaws]

I'm a simple man. I see a bald headed ginger and i click like

[@joakimpersson3627]

I'd say this one got a soul

[@danrg26]

Joakim Persson of course not

[@danrg26]

john doe yup

[@Ancientlaws]

I'm a simple man, i see someone complaining i tell them to shut the fuck up

[@Method2k5]

Is there anything better than watching red headed cunts on the internet? Dude, with a beer and a slice too? Its fucking over dude. While wearing some Jordan 4's and sweats? OVER.

[@Daniel-dc5mr]

The museum of technology actually sounds awesome

[@krombopulos_michael]

Daniel yeah I was like "I want to see that". I can think of way more boring museums than that

[@destroface1]

I haven't been since i was like 12 which was like 18 years ago but it was awesome. Bill's just wants to go to the typewriter museum because it doesn't remind him of his own mortality.

[@19mdb94]

It's not a museum in the traditional sense. I think Bill was ragging on it because he assumed it was a bunch of old computers and shit. It has an IMAX theater and a bunch of interactive displays and the like. It's definitely centered more towards kids; I went there on a few field trips and always had a blast.

[@johnstephenandmaggiedransf8907]

“Does this feel like a hug from your dad?” 😂😂😂😂

[@daniloalmeidadotcom]

the content is getting better and better. Keep at it Bill

[@Bobandy420]

This isn't your uncle's San Jose Sharks......Oh look, theres a Wells Fargo!

[@ryansimpson9383]

Please for the love of all that is freckled, bring these back and do more. I would pay to watch these. Funniest shit ever.

[@punyparkerr]

im a casual bill burr fan but to watch him talk about my city? i clicked so fast

[@trishacullen5379]

I grew up eating Stan’s Donuts 🍩..Old Freckles keep on making these videos!

[@krombopulos_michael]

Bill feels the same way about museums as I do about most sports.

[@anar24]

My mans got crushed by a vehicle made of garbage.