Bill Burr | Fat People And McDonalds REACTION!! | OFFICE BLOKES REACT!!

[@gritnix]

"You f***in' Mary" is just such a great, old school insult.

[@eyosiasamare2443]

"I wanna make the money back" floored me!😂😂😂

[@Furthur805]

Hearing "Hooters" in a British accent is something I didn't know I needed in my life.

[@Bluespark-v9x]

It’s hooters, not Hooders.

[@rancidcrawfish]

@@Bluespark-v9x it's hoors not hooters

[@willvr4]

I think what Daz was alluding to is the fact that Hooter's waitresses are actually classified as models who also serve, so it's not illegal to discriminate against them based on their looks in their employment contract. You can get fired for getting out of shape or not looking nice. But I mean, you took the job at Hooters for a damn reason, you can be a waitress anywhere else. You are using your body for your benefit, and there's nothing wrong with that. But don't complain that you're being judged on it.

[@kingjamestres]

lol what was that last rant about no one was complaining about it

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

I never knew that. Obviously that HAS to be part of it. It makes sense. I didn't know there were clauses about that for modelling either, I just assumed it was like a thing where you just never say the quiet part out loud (shes too fat or too ugly) so they got away with it that way. Like it's illegal to hire racially, but if you just said to every black person who applied and said "I'm sorry you're not what we're looking for" and just never elaborated, I think you'd get away with that too, wouldn't you? Idk I'm just thinking out loud here.

[@DeadDrunk1]

even clothing companies like hollister and abercrombie and fitch classify their staff as models.

[@mumuspain2086]

@@djjazzyjeff1232 yeah at least where I live you don't have to state any reason to not hire someone, and you don't have to state any reason to fire someone.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

@@mumuspain2086 That seems reasonable. But even when you "have" to state a reason, can't you just lie?

[@leannewilson7184]

Listening to the Blokes laughing is a comedy in of itself.

[@lout3921]

I've seen Bill Burr 3 times here in the U.S. Watching him live is still better if you can believe it. He rips into whatever city he performs at and will leave you gasping for air from laughing so hard. UPDATE: I just saw his latest stand up in West Palm Beach Florida. This would be my fourth time and admittedly I did not find it as funny as it was arena seating, it was still very funny though but It's much better when it's a small club. Understandably he's a much more popular comedian now and his venues need to get bigger.

[@philliplambson9482]

I get to see him in Sacramento on May 14th for the first time. Been a fan a long time.

[@sainttsinner367]

I've seen him live and you are so correct...He is so amazing live!!!

[@WaterKingCrocodoan]

@@philliplambson9482 bro have fun

[@philliplambson9482]

@@WaterKingCrocodoan Thank you!

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

Bro 100% Standup in person is just so much better. Even if he said the same jokes as in a special, something about being in the crowd, around other people, the comic being right there in front of you, you just laugh harder. I've only been to a few live standup shows and only one semi-big name comic (John Caparulo), and he told a joke that made me laugh so fucking hard I thought I was going to die from oxygen deprivation from laughing so hard. He did a bit about travel and planes and how they always seem to make you wait ON the plane when they're fixing shit instead of in the airport. And he's like, "Yeah so I'm sitting here at it's been like an hour, and I'm sick of doin nothing so I get out my phone, start fuckin around on it, using cellular data, and the flight attendant sees me, and I know she knows I'm using data, and she comes over and is like 'Sir, your phone is supposed to be in airplane mode' and I was like, 'Well you know what ELSE is supposed to in airplane mode? The FUCKING AIRPLANE! And I know it's not because I'm still sitting on the fucking ground." I about legitimately pissed myself laughing at that in the live setting.

[@danielbcurtis]

“Stay tuned for more parenting tips” is the first time Daz made me laugh out loud

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Yeah, 10 seconds before he said he took his kids to Hooters 😂

[@mattherzog2534]

Woke up my roommate laughing lol

[@dxnes5067]

Bill burr the 🐐

[@jrzygurl]

Respectfully, I disagree ...that would be Dave Chappelle..just my opinion...✌️.

[@willvr4]

I love this bit but that crowd SUUUUUUCKED. It's like they had never heard of Bill Burr before. I've seen him live at Madison Square Garden and I've never heard a crowd so loud.

[@devin3955]

There were probably a good amount of fat people in the crowd lol

[@BenPfei]

React to Norm Macdonald's Alcoholism bit, please!!

[@barryosborn830]

Seconded

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

More Dave Attell first, though.

[@jason42080]

Dave and Bill are 100% the Yin and Yang of Comedy

[@LA_HA]

One is red hot jazz and the other is cool blue

[@Tenchi707]

😌

[@msk3905]

I love BB he says what we think and gets everyone to laugh at it!

[@MoistTowelette125]

Your reaction is by far my favorite. Lol. I love when people just GET the joke.

[@darkadia6520]

Bill Burr is one of the funniest comedians I haver ever heard, he has a one of a kind style and it makes him unique.

[@RK-zf1jm]

not really hes litereally a shock jock comedian there were hundreds of them at one point Jim Davidson is pretty much the British version or a more modern one would be Frankie Boyle

[@MoMoMyPup10]

Wow, you really went out on a limb with that one. Maybe you can follow that up with "the Godfather is one of the best movies I've ever seen"? And SIX people actually said 'yeah, what a great comment, you rock man!'

[@Dusty999]

A German comic once said he would go to the McDonalds in Germany to buy a beer. The American he was with said, in shock, "You go to McDonalds for a beer?'' The comic immediately responded "You go to McDonalds for the food?''

[@MikeBronson515]

There is such a thing as a German comic?

[@Gigemhorns2011]

@@MikeBronson515he probably doesn’t know he’s being funny he’s asking sincere questions

[@danpals7678]

I'm American but was born and raised in Munich Germany and yes, you can't go anywhere in Germany where they don't serve beer. We got served when we were in 5th grade.

[@danpals7678]

​@@MikeBronson515No, and I grew up there.

[@dorian822]

Fast food alcoholic might be worse than a fast food fat ass.

[@mneugent7658]

I had to go all the way back to Top Gun to find that actor who fell between fat guy and ripped. Anthony Edwards, AKA Goose. During the homoerotic volleyball scene set to Kenny Loggins' "Playin With The Boys" (!) they made Goose keep his shirt on.

[@callubega-sc5fr]

Love you mates and you mentioned Chappelle and Patrice and Bill. They all wrote for each other especially on the Chappelle show.

[@emushow9315]

I knew Daz wud die laughing on this one lol My fav Bill Burr skit.

[@dreamzerg]

"no dad bods, cant think of anyone" I immediately said out loud, "Danny Devito!"

[@sandrad9695]

Bill Burr says the things we all feel. We may not even realize we agree until he says it, and then we’re like, oh man, he’s right. 😂

[@asherosu]

Daz laughing his ass off then pausing the video and saying, " Dave fits into all three of those categories!" 🤣😎🤣

[@crazyharmless666]

it always seems to be about accepting fat women.....you don't see obese men glorified in quite the same way.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

As Peter Griffin once said, "Lois, fat men aren't fat, only fat women are fat."

[@nerdstrangler4804]

@@mochane1881 Meh body positivity is fine. Fat people ain't hurting anybody but themselves. Let em do whatever they want. Never understood why it is socially acceptable to shame people for being unhealthy. Heaven forbid you don't get to spend a few extra years crapping your pants in a nursing home because you decided to enjoy life.

[@johnsmith2221]

Absolutely, the Barbies are all sizes but the Ken is one size.

[@24wallachian]

I swear I've seen this bid at least 13 times and I still laugh. Bill Burr is simply a GOAT.

[@TheMacRiada]

He’s dangerous to my health. I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe, and I have extreme COPD….

[@yvonneleonard7665]

Me too!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CR-xr7xp]

Made me feel happy watching this after a really hard day yesterday, what it's about, cheers.

[@stefanc4520]

15:50 Daz with LIFE CHANGING parental advice! 👌😎

[@ryanc9888]

You ate your way in you can walk your way out lol

[@Lymbe06]

Bill Burr is the king of deliveries.

[@MikeB12800]

Damn! That shame part was hysterical!!!

[@davidohalloran1311]

Thank you, I really needed this laugh. Keep them coming.

[@jerzeyguy71]

thanks guys, now I want a friggin egg McMuffin!! and its 4:24 pm here! and I am buzzed off scotch!

[@fookinlit9586]

Brilliant! Love the uploads lol 😂 you guys r gonna grow so fast

[@whispersmusic6173]

They already are lol

[@JakeBourne13]

The stoner bit was spot on 😂

[@TheMitchZone]

7:50 Poor guy on the right is literally dying over there... I'm just like, "Can we give this man a few minute break to catch his breath??" 😭😭 But nah, Bill Burr is one of THE top best GOATs of comedy for me. He's my favorite because of the fact that he will say whatever tf he wants, and not only not give af of your disapproval, but will probably write his next stand-up gig about you. He's the best! 👏👏🤣😭🐐❤️🔥💯

[@thequietrevolution3404]

Thanks. Great reactions. Bill's "seatbelt" remark brought back an earlier memory. When I visited Ramstein AFB, I needed a ride to town. As I fastened my seatbelt, the guy preparing to drive us (on the Autobahn) looked at me and said "I can't wear those things. I'd rather go thru the windshield this time." Apparently, his seatbelt had malfunctioned during his last highway accident.

[@hit4464]

Comic Con cosplay reaction needed 😂🔥

[@Joey8a]

The only actor to ever have his shirt off in movies with a average dad bod and still pull off millions is Will Ferrell - Legend

[@zevynozevyn4102]

Definitely

[@DjDown1984]

James Gandolfini (r.i.p)

[@SomethingSeemsOff]

That man is an absolute sex symbol.

[@Brian-zo1ll]

Bill Burr is a comedian and a philosopher!

[@Scufflegrit]

So I previously commented a solid, reasonable joke about what y’all addressed at the end (á la ‘Mary’ and Bill’s past vocabulary choices), only I followed the joke by using That Word in a silly, nonsensical way to ask A COMMENT SECTION for a free cigarette in British vernacular. The YT algorithm deleted my comment immediately-so now I personally understand your frustration with their strikes policy over dumb shit. lol

[@MichaelJordan-bz7ke]

Coloring contest.... HA HA HA Box of crayons with the blank place mat

[@nikeshasilva2060]

"Dude, this is McDonald's...This is poison Who tf comes here to get in shape?😅"

[@willyhyena]

i thoroughly enjoyed that! Thanks!

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

Shame, Disgust, Love, Sadness, Compassion, Fear, Self-Defense, Apathy, Empathy are all UNIVERSAL HUMAN EMOTIONS!!!

[@blackpowder99]

I felt like the fourth guy at y'all table that time, Bill Burr give 0 F#@&$ . Where would this world be without Shame? Brilliant set.

[@scotthopkins9458]

I saw him live back in early November and it was awesome

[@Batman6544]

My top comedians: 1. Patrice O’Neil 2. Dave Chapelle 3. Bill Burr 4. Chris Rock …….. Etc ……

[@casualcausalityy]

Norm? He's not here anymore but definitely on par with the legends

[@Batman6544]

@@casualcausalityy yeah definitely rip

[@phillabadboy05j26]

That was amazing, I never seen that clip LOL

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

Hey comicon has a lot of eye candy, it's like Halloween with more BO.

[@jasondamrau9147]

Bill Burr has some of the best annunciations I have ever seen from a comedian. That’s the only way o can describe it

[@jeffreyglenellen1188]

Apparently Dave and Daz need to hang out a little bit more to get to know one another😆

[@brianallie3572]

I love yalls channel!!

[@8mycake244]

Holy shit! I just realized that's the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee. I remember him coming, but we didn't go.

[@turboprickle]

Watching this while laying on my bed after eating mac & cheese and chicken for lunch and now eating carrot cake for desert.

[@NikkiCox81]

We’ve seen you in your Gandalf shirt, Dave. 😂😂 It’s cool though.

[@waylonmartin5662]

Still my favorite reaction from you guys. Watching the three of you loose your shit over Daniel Tosh and Bill Burr.... Thanks

[@lotuslife3239]

Dude on the right is a good dad. I would have loved to hang out at Hooters with my dad

[@woekeraar]

The reason Bill is so good is he sets up his jokes in such a way that he puts light on the hypocrisy of many current day standards. And then drops the bomb so you can no longer find offence in it. Unless you're just one of those people that take offence to anything

[@caterpillakilla]

cant wait to meet daz one day. im gonna bring him a bacon double che from mcdonalds. great times

[@L_87]

Bill burr could be a motivational coach. He would shame you into shape 😂

[@AJ-ut8cz]

I was told I was a five. That shit hurt my feelings because when I was told that I was the best I've ever looked.

[@hermonymusofsparta]

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Don't feel bad man.

[@kkandola9072]

Are you obese? If you are, you should expect that.

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

Become as beautiful as you want yourself to be

[@mimzyrising4145]

I remember this shit in college 🤣 had a McDonald's 5 minutes away and you couldn't get breakfast after 10:30am I was was a weed head😅

[@capatheist]

Now I’m trying to picture bill listening to a def Leppard CASSETTE In a Prius…

[@psychoaztecs]

Burr, Carlin, Chappelle, Gervais, CK. Love these comics.

[@maxconze6099]

That was epic! Thank you gentlemen. Please check out the late Dennis Wolfberg's "One Night Stand". Curious to hear your thoughts on this brilliant comic with the short lived career.

[@tonygibson5171]

Bill burrs timing is underrated because of his rants but he slides great pauses in there.

[@6panzer]

I love you guys. Please review any scene from “Ted Lasso”. I played rugby with so many Brits and I was my unit’s liaison to MoD in Iraq so the juxtaposition between UK culture and US culture is always funny to me.

[@sherrijean03]

Okay now you need to react to Jim Gaffigans McDonald’s bit And Fortune Feimsters Hooters bit !

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

Bill Burr's podcast "Monday Morning Podcast" is actually just as hilarious as his stand-up. He just riffs for an hour, he cannot not be funny. Ya'll are my favorite 3 men on the internet

[@reggaelion86]

Some of his most recent ones were kinda weak (clearing was focusing more on his acting role), but that just wrapped, so hoping he brings back the heat and longer episodes

[@phudoraps3374]

There’s a hooters in Nottingham come down Daz and I’ll take ya to it then can go see a proper football club after 😉haha

[@officeblokedaz]

I just read that today as they’re opening in Manchester and Liverpool 😂👍🏻

[@carravaggiomikelson870]

@@officeblokedaz daz the goat.

[@phudoraps3374]

@@officeblokedaz haha nice one, enjoy mate I’m sure you will 🦉

[@Art_Vandelay_Industries]

Please do his SNL monologue and his performance on "Night of too many stars". So good. One of his best

[@big.willie]

Check out Bill's last interview on Conan, it's easily one of the best interviews he has ever done.

[@zeroreyortsed3624]

I literally paused in the middle of watching this to ride to McDonald's 😂.

[@seanhickling7340]

We have a Hooters in Nottingham. I think it's the only one in the country.

[@michaelkey9549]

I bet comic-con's a blast.

[@TwistedSisterHaratiofales]

TY, I have only been begging you guys for about a year to watch this clip.

[@SE-gs6gd]

Awww...poor Dave. This is your life lol.

[@kangbang718]

you 3 alone had a better and understanding reaction than the whole crowd combined lmfao

[@bigdog44pc]

Dave Chappelle had a special on Comedy Central where bill Burr was one of the players on the show.

[@thomascrawford3564]

I went to McDonalds like 3 in the morning and the first guy at the windows knew that I was drunk and he said all right man be safe

[@thomascrawford3564]

True story

[@notthinpersonal5603]

Shits real.. stop laughing folks. I'm crying

[@blw957]

See, this is where switching from the F-word, given what I think is the reference here, to "Mary" , or even "Nancy", gets the point across in a hilarious way without being offensive to those of us who are the F-word. It's all about being more skillful in one's comedic writing. 😂

[@GVoodoo]

No. Actually, I'd say it's a p word.

[@iwasframedformyparentscrim9519]

You Office Blokes should just realize that Bill says what most people think. He just has no filter. He calls it as he sees it.

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

Look up "Sean Rouse from The Unbookables" along with more Dave Attell.

[@TheReaganRevolution]

You guys fucking rock! Much love, from a Mexican living in the beautiful land of U.S. of A!

[@DavidCubie1]

you need to react to more of Louis CK, i know you did couple of reactions but there is much more. he is the goat for me

[@a2zmustafa]

Louis CK is definitely up there with the greats- naturally funny. Shame they don’t do more reactions of him

[@scottaronson-m3i]

I can't count the amount of times I've said "you're gonna make the cops come!" Was always the designated driver, drunk or not. Even made it thru a checkpoint loaded. Not proud of that, but it happened.

[@toneyo4794]

I’m going to Hawaii in 6 months and I am starting my exercise routine now!

[@phillipjohnson4299]

WATCH EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE BY BILL BURR ITS AUDIO BUT ITS ABSOLUTELY HIS BEST WORK!!!

[@planetdearth6371]

OB Daz: "You know what I'm going to say don't you? OB Dave: "I don't know." OB Daz: "You order like fucking wraps and salads from McDonalds. OB Dave: "I've never had a salad from McDonalds in my life. OB Daz: "McDonalds is Big Mac, Cheesburger that's it!! OB Dave: "No, I get a McDonalds Chicken Legend" OB Daz: "WHY" OB Dave: "Because it's actual chicken breasts, not like eyeballs and lips

[@MJ19438]

Bill Burr is what happens when you have a DILLIGAF attitude. 🤣

[@Dusan_Zdravkovic]

Noone, i'll repeat it - NOONE who, in their childhood had parents (even better - grandparents) who knew how to cook good food would ever say that mcdnlds is tasty! NONE OF "EM! People who go there to eat are the people who's mother sent them to school with stale bread, leftovers and cereals all dipped into spoiled yogurt!

[@Beefnhammer]

Wait what? A chicken Big Mac? That sounds horrendous

[@chenstormstout9456]

It’s what they have in India/for Indian people because they can’t eat beef. It’s called a Chicken Maharaja Mac.

[@beauxr.benoit1374]

The only reason it sounds terrible is because it is from McDonalds, and I am not a fan.

[@noni5961]

😂😂😂 it’s so yummy.

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

MOST CHARACTER ACTORS ARE SMALL, MEDIUM AND LARGE PEOPLE. "STARS" ARE IN SHAPE!!!!👌

[@andrewstevenson6026]

Gents, there is a Hooters in Nottingham - Enjoy

[@marshalllubega1201]

Makes sense for sure why he is the best. He did write for Chappelle as well.

[@thomasfrederick-dg1rb]

Top level, brothers!!👍

[@tristanyoung1043]

Funny enough he kinda is a lead in a sort of rom com 🤣🤣 in King of Staten Island

[@kellyyork3898]

Now I want pancakes.

[@StrosB4Hos]

Idk where people got the idea that wraps were a healthy alternative. You replace a 200 calorie bun with a 200 calorie tortilla.

[@guntertorfs6486]

Office guy in the light shirt = Ricky Gervais' brother !!!