Bill Burr & Jim Norton play The Sex Offender Game

[@scerva]

“Boy I love when we think these out before we go on the air”

[@AtlGBwoi]

"when in doubt go with sodomy" LMFAO

[@dudewelcome]

"Good thing you didn't, it would've bombed" 😂😂😂

[@4Legacy]

11:50 that wasn't a guess. Jim was confessing

[@vincebrogan2878]

12:17 Jimmy with the yodeling 😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@ryanbates362]

I think this show was at its greatest when they were being just absolutely despicable.

[@andyward8430]

Absolutely.

[@DissentingDogLevi]

No stupid callers either. I wish they played more games.

[@LiberalsArePoop]

Now the only thing that's despicable is Gregg Hughes.

[@christophergenther3517]

yeah it is, its just like real life

[@esotericksoul7156]

The spit in his hand taking was atrociously funny

[@bobobandy9382]

Burr mocking Opie from the start. Good.

[@sydparrott8552]

Sex Offender Jeprody is easily one of my favorite O&A bits

[@quantumperception]

"You never know who is more deserving." That killed me.

[@mikeisapro]

Funnest line: "Inappropriate touching...of a 1 year old" -Jim Norton.

[@Kurdt1]

I’d include “Hot” 24:03

[@walterwhite640]

Anthony was immediately disqualified for unfair advantage.

[@Mitch19222]

What do you mean?

[@walterwhite640]

michel grenier because an ongoing joke is that he likes younger girls

[@ElGordo2497]

@@walterwhite640 *ongoing fact

[@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication]

@@ElGordo2497he likes young adult women. He doesn’t go after kids, that’s the running joke.

[@ElGordo2497]

@@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication I’m joking as well

[@Vett13]

12:47 jimmy is hilarious

[@gregaroivanalininovich9019]

Ant winning proves the saying 'it takes one to know one'

[@brianjett5718]

Classic! That's one of the hardest laughs I've had in a couple of months.

[@rohitkalra3988]

Holy shit Jim made me crack really hard on this one 😂😂😂

[@dorpth]

15:25 The Opster telling his co hosts to not get shouty and angry over dumb shit...

[@hardthrowingrighty]

Terribly obnoxious

[@wyadlon]

@24:18 listen to how the board op cut off Jim’s hillarious line. Its amazing how bad he was for this show.

[@joemendoza2292]

19:30😅😅 12:47 17:06 29:04

[@rapiddekay1710]

This is by far the most fucked up and hilarious game I have ever heard of 😂😂

[@MelBee128]

Lot of Greggshells here. Even Bill Burr gets an angry little comment from the Rudder. His in-laws didn't like the child molester stuff and we now know he allowed them to dictate show content, so why did he even agree to this bit at all?

[@hardthrowingrighty]

He sounded upset

[@MarmaladeSally]

Can I please find ONE clip where someone isn’t eating? Jesus Christ!

[@phillicheesestake]

"Little feet kickin trying to keep time with the beat" lmfao absolutely my favorite part from this.

[@alexbaxter3730]

7:35 the music just made it even better 😂

[@orleansartist6095]

Jimmy looks wholesome and healthy here while Bill is morphing into an incubus.

[@micropreemiesupportpagefor8176]

When he started yodeling I fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PrivateAckbar]

They always had to gently explain how games would work to Gregg.

[@flatterswhite]

@Sean Costello They always had to gently explain how games would work to Gregg.

[@flatterswhite]

@Sean Costello Somebody as self entitled as you is surely dead of a opoid overdose now

[@flatterswhite]

@Sean Costello Ahh you must be battling the addiction as I type this. Good luck babyboy

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Sean Costello Yikes dude it must seriously suck to be you

[@ejflor1313]

Walking on Greggshells

[@nojayork7707]

This was hilarious! Should've played this game more often

[@Edubbplate]

Uncle Paul should weigh in on this.

[@alexgladwin6211]

"my pills :)"

[@sunnylo31st]

This was a rough one to listen to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hangtime911]

Cuz you never know which one is more deserving....Lil' Jimmy rules.

[@the_pantichrist2279]

Holy shit this is so funny it’s unreal

[@wyattlewis8559]

12:47 lol

[@dougburr4192]

This is the most tasteless and offensive game I have ever heard... and it was fucking hilarious! The Game Show music kills me HAHAHAHA

[@mrqadaffi3638]

Doug Burr relax man its just a fucking bit

[@dougburr4192]

You may have missed the joke sir

[@mrqadaffi3638]

Doug Burr i just felt like being a dick i apologise

[@dougburr4192]

no problem

[@tonwilson657]

Damn, boys. That was a civil snit. RARE in these parts. Doug, Muammar; You're the tops.

[@NxDoyle]

At 0:57 Bill's "It all depends on how you do it" was very quiet by Bill's usual ear-bleeding standards, and he sounded a bit like Uncle Paul.

[@khalifwriter.7765]

So truuuu

[@Not_Elite_]

They really are fuckin funny as always. I wonder when was this recorded

[@mightymoeish]

2005

[@sammymohamed1755]

Jimmy really made this great

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

In high school I came up with a sorta MTG-styled sex offender trading card game. Spent most of my school days sneaking into the computer lab to print off pictures of RSO's.

[@mikeperry7335]

Lmao what were the stats based on

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

Mike Perry Well, height and weight were a factor in determining stats, as well as the nature of their sex crimes and general appearance. The game was called "Rape Wars" and each player started out with 3 kid tokens, and the object was to conduct raids on the other players' compounds until you got everybody else's kids. I remember one of the weapon cards I made was the Sexual Assault Rifle. Basically, I was a troubled youth lmao

[@Blackhawks19_xx]

Were the trap cards just a picture of Chris Hansen?

[@stuntcock8921]

That sounds like a public service

[@sdm1568]

Hello, wizards of the coast? I’ve got a GREAT idea for a new product release:

[@tomosmansounds]

Seems I’ve found my comedy lane.

[@Myname-o7h]

10:38 10/10 line from lil' jimmy

[@mikeisapro]

Of course Anthony won.

[@esotericksoul7156]

Patrice woulfa been awesome on this one

[@ghoulbeans1997]

Jimmy is really good at guessing the age

[@drbibhis7345]

Shuure

[@anthonyhamilton7778]

They should choose the DEGREE of the felony then the length of sentence - what it all comes down to. Sex is either/or. Age - points given by closest # of years. But sex and age really doesn’t matter - they should be tie breakers and extra credit... What’s important is the amount of damage inflected upon society, which SHOULD be directly proportional to the sentence!

[@sdry]

This should be prime time tv show on nbc or shit like that. Just line up bunch of sex offenders, let guests guess what they have done and if they get it right, guy walks free and winner gets a refrigerator or something.

[@alfonsos1387]

My personal favorite game

[@cornpop3821]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@sazonsongs]

This was “horrifically” funny. 😂

[@eva_gian]

I’m going to hell for laughing that hard at this

[@mitchellcumsteen9220]

Acetate.

[@Grassroots_Hegemon]

Mitchell Cumsteen Acetate....acetate....acetate

[@claytonhusted]

Should have named them. Sex offenders shouldn't be anonymous.

[@robert1293]

In my opinion, you have no idea what you said. Sex offenders are mostly citizens and people that had a moment of bad judgment, and they might have: urinated outside at a construction site, had sex in high school with their same age girlfriend, she sent him a naked selfie, a married couple went skinny dipping at night at the beach or in a hotel swimming pool, he looked at a 16-year old underage picture on the web; she looked 19. After he paid for that crime in jail, he goes on a public list - either 15 years or for life. He paid his debt, but continues to be punished for the above crimes. He cannot get a job. He cannot live with his family or close to a school. His neighbors shame him. Texas puts a sign on his front lawn. Friends disown him. His wife and children are shammed and live in poverty. He cannot travel outside his state without following severe rules. How can he reenter his community when he gets out? Studies show that few sex offenders released from jail recommit another crime. Sex offenses are committed by people the victim knows -family, friends, neighbors, not those on the registry. But people cannot make that transition from what is considered a normal sex llfe or interest and what we call boogymen or monsters. If you look at the list of crimes above, you will recognized that you had sex in high school, you went skinny dipping, you opened the wrong web site, you urinated on a hike, that you mistakingly looked at an illegal picture on the web. Does the sin in your life justify destroying you for the rest of your life?” Wouildn't we all be in jail if it did, especially if you add reckless driving or DUI? My opinion, keep the records with the police and let them do the policing. Let people get back to their lives after paying their debt. Show some humanity and justice. When Vick abused those dogs, to his credit, he admitted his wrong, paid his debt in jail, and went back to his $million dollar job in football. Our society does not allow others to do that mainly because of the press, politicians wanting to appear tough on crime, and people misinformed on what inhumanity our justice serves.

[@claytonhusted]

@@robert1293 Granted. How many of those you stated were in this video? 0?

[@matthewbarry1746]

​@@robert1293Lol. Why so defensive Robert? Kid touchers don't belong in society. Period.

[@a.k.4o]

I bet they skipped over Cuma' s page

[@bbz232]

The worst part of this is how unfunny it is. They should only let the actual comedians speak

[@semilivesixstringstrumist5595]

We know where Louie Ck lives now! Lol.

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

7:19 omg thats GradeAUnderA's theme

[@khalifwriter.7765]

Nah he stole it

[@thebeetalls]

6:15 Ant channels his inner "sodomy Fred" kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJrSZIStgbmYnpY

[@johnnyspin6346]

Wow 2005

[@Spootnik]

I realized I made a huge mistake listening to this with speakers when Anthony screamed "I got sodomy! I got sodomy!"

[@accidentalmadness1708]

I got all 3 on the last one

[@Quantum_GirlE]

OMG, I truely Joe one of these guys hear this side and go, "Please Lord, please lord, please, funny say they are talking about me?!ahhhhh, but at least they didn't give my name and photo to the public, i love these guys now!". And that's why there are so many pervs following a few of these wonderful men! ;)

[@JCmaverick]

Yuck. Your grammar is dogshit.

[@portorock5227]

why am i still laughing in 2019 😂😂

[@mreluard3632]

If this wasn't de-monitised, shit will flip

[@cjr1881]

The crime is definitely not worth as much as the others. They could get caught before they got a chance to go all the way.

[@dreaded360]

16:20 the worlds greatest hack decides to rip up paper while he stammers through a sentence .. #opieradio lets see if he finishes with a burp and a stupid loud noise

[@tonwilson657]

Back when Bill used to let his creep show!

[@jessieb9384]

Yeah I used to like bill but sense that show on Netflix got big he's just not the same guy he's just kind of a dick now

[@Mitch19222]

He says crazy shit on his podcast.

[@matthewheywood8532]

Jessie B what are you talking about he still is the same have you heard his podcast?

[@bluraynation5188]

@@matthewheywood8532 Bill is still hilarious, but he's just kind of calmed down now. He's happily married with two kids and is generally just in a better place. He's comfortable now. Opie is the exact same way although he's definitely kept a much more low profile since the O&A days. He's also happily married with two kids and lives in the Hamptons.

[@Quantum_GirlE]

He just say that Hue is 6'2" and only 70 lbs?! lol

[@IanIsrael]

Where can i find the sounds at 9:21 and 9:29 ?

[@dmoney668]

Every time they play a video or read a list Anthony and Jim interrupt way too much and fuk the bit up

[@TheCmb89]

Anthony. That’s his first name. 👁

[@b0ssbeerreviews83]

This might be one of the darkest videos I’ve seen. And I’ve seen white on black slavery porn.

[@traviscoates6878]

They had video cameras back then?

[@b0ssbeerreviews83]

@@traviscoates6878 depends on the country

[@mizzou19]

What's the song @7:29?

[@Maicoczpenton]

The Price is Right theme song

[@boinky333]

mizzou192003 The theme song to Match Game.

[@mizzou19]

thanks!

[@ericmceachin6375]

mizzou192003 it's definitely match game.

[@lolguytiger45]

I got the anabal guy 15 year old girl

[@TheRealBamboonga]

lol guys find a woman on the list!!!

[@samwoods3430]

WoW

[@williampoole1742]

24:05

[@robertpirsig5011]

This is horrendous.

[@Camel76]

"white hispanic" No...

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Why not?

[@Camel76]

Because they are Mexican.

[@ah4246]

Camel76 white hispanic means theyre of spanish (from spain) descent

[@philday2348]

Louie c.k. is a white Hispanic you dummy

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

Lol ignorance at its finest.

[@robert1293]

Didn’t like your program. It points out two points: 1) many crimes get unreasonable punishment which varies drastically between judges for the similar crimes. One person got 6 - 9 years for an attempted rape, while another person got 9 years for possessing 3 illegal pictures. A person peeking in a woman’s changing room was sentenced to 4 - 8 years in prison. Can you imagine you existing in a prison for even one year? We have the largest prison population in the world, larger than China or Russia. Germany has 60 percent fewer prisoners and their sentences are less by a similar number. We boast freedom, but Germany is more protective of the privacy of its citizens. We use NSA to listen to Americans and the FBI to investigation politicians. The John Walsh Act wreaked havoc on our sex laws and policies; in my opinion it violates the rights and privacy of Americans, and its claims are not supported by facts or academia. It violates the Constitution and its assurances of our inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. It violates the Bill of Rights against cruel and unusual punishment, after punishment has already been successfully finished. And academia does not validate the need for this curtailment of life for former offenders. The law was pushed through Congress by unscrupulous agents while many Congressmen were missing and without much debate, despite several that registered their reservations. 1) By definition, sex offenders are Americans that made a mistake, been punished in jail, completed a treatment program and parole supervision, and are now trying to start life again (non-citizens are deported). They are known to authorities and are easily identified in a re-offense. 2) Sex offenders must endure their shame and stereotype as monsters, boogeymen, subhuman, pedophiles (a clinical not legal term) which make their transition back into the community nearly impossible. 3) Persons that commit new sex crimes are usually not yet caught; they are family, friends, neighbors, and strangers that have not been yet been identified and are not on the sex registry. 4) Despite the sex offender’s stereotype, they seldom re-offend. A mega-analysis of 21 studies on recidivism found that sex offenders are least likely to reoffend, just above murderers. 5) With their release from jail, all their education and experience is gone by the wayside and typically, they cannot find jobs other than low paying, entry level jobs. Many are jobless. 6) The housing restrictions often put them into homeless. 7) The registration requirements for sex offenders are frequent, cumbersome from 15-life in duration, and are too easily to error (a new email address must be reported to police within 30-minutes - for 15 years to life), resulting in a new felony and imprisonment. 8) Many of whatever relationships they have with family or spouses cannot handle the shame, and they dissolve, now putting more strain on life. 9) Most persons on the sex registry are not rapists but are non-violent, persons who have not committed crimes against persons. While some might be quick to say they deserve what they got, it should be clear that sex offenders include persons who have urinated outside in a semi-public area like the woods or a construction site, adults who have had consensual sex in a semi-public place like outside in the woods, at the beach, a hotel swimming pool in the middle of the night, that sextext, send a boyfriend their own selfie, teenagers who have consensual sex. If you were caught today “parking in your jalopy Ford in the woods “making out” you too or your son would be a sex offender and punished for life. 10) Many states restrict sex offenders from havging any contact with children, or visiting parks, trails, beaches, community pools, or other places where 40 percent of our population, children, exist.

[@johnnyappleseed4492]

Im gonna say it was a 12 year old boy 2nd degree sodemy

[@heterogamer2816]

Someone needs to check this guys hard drive

[@robert1293]

@SuperLineman77 I am shocked at your lack of humanity and reasoning. My words legitimately reflect a problem with our justice system and the imbalance against those that have made bad choices, against minority races, and the bias of justice. You seem to have hate in your soul, not supported by any facts shown here. Have you or those close to you made no mistakes in your life or what impact might your harsh words have on my family or friends? Recently a threat like yours did cause a young man to commit suicide, and the villian who pushed him to that end was prosecuted. Bless you.

[@robert1293]

Oh, and thank you for reading my thoughts on our justice system, and please feel free to do or vote for those that are willing to fix it. We will all benefit if we get the crooks out of office, make those in office responsible to address our social issues more effectively, and hold accountable those and the laws that do injustice..

[@robert1293]

@@heterogamer2816 If I make a statement and have opinions on wrongs in our country, does that justify your comment that the Government should be looking into the trunk of your car, peep in your windows to watch you and your wife, look through your trash on garbage day, listen to your phone calls. I realize your comment was meant to be funny, but think about your lack of understanding of the bigger issue - we have FBI and CIA and NSA "checking this guy's hard drive" in the midst of abuse and injustice, and most people just turn away and vote again the same crooked politicians into office. You know, that just last year, homosexual sex was a crime in this one state I know of, while gay marriage was legal. Are you okay with that?