Patrice O'neal - Worst Things O&A Ever Did

patrice o'neal, opie and anthony, bonnie and clyde

[@Woodzo]

"she was the only human being .. and i use that term loosely" lol i dont know why that made me laugh so much

[@Nick-Stewbreeze]

Me too

[@fluorine7575]

We're goin straight to hell 😂

[@muffinman2946]

That was so cruel.

[@x3xGR33Dx]

"She started crying and covered her face with her little muffin hands" That got me

[@papacaal]

SFsdr😀😊😊☺️

[@codyquinn4954]

" You're a romantic, you're a utopian, you're a mess." Patrice o Neal

[@jamesmiller6217]

He said, “ you’re an ass” , not “you’re a mess”.

[@kyleprice9830]

My favorite quote either way

[@itsabeautifulanimism3704]

“You’re the middle aged Italian version of the green mile” fuck Patrice was funny 🤣🤣

[@johnmiller5679]

Opie just starts talking and the bit goes from 100mph to about 37 in no time, takes the wind out of the sails what ever you want to call it. Throws a wrench in the gears.

[@justinpistolese]

lol man you guys gotta stop with the opie hate , the dude invented the show . theres no o&a without the o. , Patrice would hate you guys

[@954buggy]

@@justinpistolese⬅️ definitely an Opie burner account 😂

[@justinpistolese]

@@954buggy nah your a npc with hive mind , try having independent thoughts

[@coloredgentleman]

@@justinpistolesePatrice knew Opie was a hack, but he loved being on the show so he held his tongue

[@KungFuMunkeyz]

Man everyone held their tongue against Opie. And you can tell when they'd start roasting each other but Opie was never the main target. There's a reason

[@Archetype77]

I love how Opie desperately wants to be mysterious and complex when he's an oh-so-simple manchild.

[@TL2354]

How long have you known Opie personally?

[@zgSH4DOW]

Whining about a decade-old conversation is completely not mental illness however

[@ammagnolia]

​@@zgSH4DOWbecause it be weird to make an observation on a KZbin video.... It's not like that's the point of youtube comments... To be heard... Such mental illness. Lol😂😂😂😂

[@88cgdan]

Wow

[@user-vc7kg4mh5f]

They shot him so much he said stop killing me😂😂😂

[@knicksfule]

"If I said this thing I won't say, it would explain everything" -Opie every time

[@stagglee1227]

Thank You! This is literally the passive aggressive bullshit that started the last argument with Norton.

[@Dakotaidk]

Something something NDA

[@Spootnik]

"This cunt won't even look me in the eye." - The greatest accidental text

[@PaulHahrrgis_]

Leave it alone…

[@pranaygupts6035]

@@PaulHahrrgis_ 😂😂😂

[@dickeydo9366]

Listening to Patrice laugh is great-RIP!

[@apollyonkatastrefia1586]

Patrice is very insightful

[@Mitch189022]

1. Letting Opie speak

[@timscott5967]

Patrice has got a really good point here, the scene in the godfather where Sunny gets shot up is much more horrific and emotional than the ending of bonnie and Clyde, it's the fantasy romantic undertone that got Anthony. Poosay

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Eh, i'm gonna shill a movie that's been shilled everywhere but Drive when Standard gets got. It isn't even Sonny C bad but just 1st shot... 2nd shot, done before Ryan Gosling hauls ass. One I'd like to recommend on par with Sonny's is in Dragon Ball Z: Future of Trunks, when Gohan fights C-17 and 18 in the anime

[@drbibhis7345]

Op is a certified badass

[@fanosoX]

Anthony getting a twitter account

[@AirBuddDwyer]

Lulz abound...

[@faizaljamal6558]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@_..-.._..-.._]

That’s a thing that happened

[@308bushmaster]

In the Middle of a joke! "Let's take a Call"

[@bles05]

Smh..damnit opie.

[@chillingguy8386]

Opie really is the definition of right time right place and the right people . Opie is the luckiest untalented guy every to make it in the business.

[@johnbrewer62]

A tale as old as time

[@_..-.._..-.._]

@@chillingguy8386Anthony is the luckiest, he was really funny for 10 years and that was it.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

@@chillingguy8386Stop talking like Jimmy” _”He REALLY IS the…”_

[@moiboy22]

Why is this the first time I’m hearing this? The tears running down my face. #PaperTurkeys

[@tiddleto2te]

Wow, Anthony’s faith healing story was incredible 😂😂

[@T3t4nu5]

Shame he kept talking over Opie while telling it, though.

[@PeterTeal77]

@@T3t4nu5 lmao

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Best part was the Turkey bit for me I just couldn’t help but visualize 100+ o&a cat skinning ‘pests’ brutalize a regiment of turkeys and die of laughter when the dude mentioned the two by four with fookin’ nails in da thing

[@QueLoKevin]

Them explaining the wheelchair Fred story has me crying laughing

[@ContextReallyMatters]

That's one of my favorite stories I've heard on this show. Anthony The Faith Healer😂😂

[@_..-.._..-.._]

_”I feel it!!!”_

[@AppliedFool042]

The turkey fields of Framingham, goddamn hysterical.

[@dljdljdljdljdlj]

Great fucking upload. Never heard this

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

The catch your own Turkey bit is hilarious I can’t stop crying from laughter as it went on

[@_..-.._..-.._]

It wasn’t _that_ funny, especially dragged out for an hour.

[@WHDRWN]

1. Spuds Buckley

[@questionmark1152]

I have not laughed that hard in ages. When he said all you heard is rustling noises when fell I couldn't contain myself... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dazxmedia]

10:10 "Her eyes went blank Patrice, they just went to another place" ....I fucking pissed myself

[@cadencressman]

Patrice has the best read on people man

[@sasamilic720]

Wow Patrice psychologically diagnosing Anthony is fucking brilliant

[@natemarx4999]

Worse thing O&A ever did? Make Opie think he was funny.

[@mikereimer3202]

Or even worse he thought he was interesting!!

[@theflanman420420]

Hold on hold on hold on

[@mikecappadocia5959]

The Greggshells was the death knell

[@ammagnolia]

16:17 Opie lying saying he'd feed homeless. Ant makes fun and you can hear opie say.... I'm not that bad lol

[@jonsamuels9245]

The dude said Myspace and G.I.F. in the same sentence 🤣

[@heySTUPIDass]

"der its funny because those are old things derrrrr" - You

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Why is that funny? I swear you zoomers are self-absorbed. “That thing is old and I’m young 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”

[@urban1413]

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT OPIE: 1) He knows how to read body language 2) He worked for the Mafia 3) His family was “poor”, and they resorted to falsifying “church” tax exemption forms as a last ditch effort in order to keep their heads above water. 4) He Hates when people don’t “Hold on” 5) You couldn’t possibly fathom the intricate relationship, he has with his mother 6) He “knows” funny 7) Every “Bit” is his favorite “Bit” 8) The only comedian from the show that he ever became a close friend with, was a man by the name of “Richard Voss” 9) His wife has cheated on him multiple times with the same man 10) He knows Radio like the back of his hand.

[@jonsnow2689]

11) His favorite movies include whatever Patrice O'Neal's favorite movies are.

[@jaymirando3608]

Is this ironic? lol. Everyone shits on Opie. But they shit on him because he isn't funny. But he definitely Knows funny and Radio. He is the one who brought on all the talent and found everyone including Anthony and Jim.

[@SAM-ru4vx]

boat movies

[@crunch9876]

Mike Urban 8 doesn’t make sense he was trash talking voss recently.

[@Onderonable]

12) He's worked in radio since he was 18 and makes sure everyone knows

[@vedderisbetter29]

1. Letting Opie live.

[@RackEmRack]

That turkey storie is pretty hilarious

[@IdontneedanIpod]

8:02 Patrice loses it

[@austinwhite4464]

Patrice saying Anthony has feelings was hilarious

[@rickDArula]

That turkey story was fucking Hilarious!

[@johnmiller5679]

The Commack drive in, I know it well. I can relate so well because I’m a little younger and my parents took me and my brother to see The Exorcist in 1974 I believe. I was 7 and the movie traumatized me for years following.

[@Jimbit2954]

My favorite part of this video is that Patrice is familiar enough with Shrek 2 to reference it

[@c0m4g1bb]

Haha the Thanksgiving incident "These are people who just wanted to kill stuff" -ant LMAO

[@FistOfStarss]

When anthony called a guy who worked at McDonald's 50 year and pretended to be corporate and told him he was fired lol that was brutal guy was just on the news for being there that long and he was a older bobo totally heartless that's the worst thing he did I think

[@fermindiaz5775]

FistOfStarss Gaming his name was Leonard ! It’s my favorite bit

[@Theycallmethek3]

Dude didnt sound like he bought it

[@rickDArula]

"Sometimes I walk past the McDonald's , and I remember I don't work there no more..."

[@charlest5604]

I'm pretty sure that happened after this conversation. Patrice was there for the Leonard call and definitely would've brought it up.

[@charlest5604]

Patrice was there for the crying little lady. Colin Hanks and Jack Black were also there. She got choked up when Colin Hanks asked about her tattoos. The tattoos were a tribute to her dead dad.

[@steviehoodye9508]

his 1st appearance too

[@robertpetty6630]

Oh god Hearing Opie drag the conversation to himself when NO ONE ASKED HIM and NO ONE CARED Is brutal to listen to Only now can I watch Chip Chipperson I get it now, it’s fuckin hilarious

[@josha7248]

Where does this start? I never heard them when they were on but he has the laugh of a stuttering mule

[@variable7833]

Opie is such a chick

[@kennedywilliams2280]

It’s his show you dumb dumb

[@BradyIsAfagInHeat]

Dude these stories were soooo fucking great. Holy shit, I wish I were there.

[@nickmagrick7702]

I needed this *20 min later* jesus, this is going far even for me

[@micksands961]

Worst things ever did on O&A = anything involving opie except when he took a beating with the " paralysed opie" bit.

[@crunch9876]

Mick Sands O&A wouldn’t have been shit without opie. Opies problem is his ego.

[@chippersonsencyclopediaemp1318]

You can think of more. Just use __your__imagination__

[@_..-.._..-.._]

17:58 “The deathening silence” -Opie

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

Damn man. Its 2024 and you're still French kissing that man's hog.

[@paullandis5524]

Opie has to say my explanation is so easy then waits for Patrice what is it I’ll never say it then Patrice is like fair enough cause he didn’t really give a shit

[@belzart2001]

12:35 Patrice predicts that Ant might get fired & Opie will never get fired from radio.

[@jeremyblaber424]

belzart2001 but Opie did get fired, Any was just fired years earlier.

[@thankyoujodi]

Deal ope took: You can never be fired permanently; but your humor gets watered down and you lose all comedic timing.

[@tylercolby1426]

That would be true if he had any comedic talent in the first place.

[@thankyoujodi]

@@tylercolby1426 there's moments, fleeting as they are, where he'll sneak in a decent joke. Problem is he runs the premise or joke into the ground so quickly.

[@tylercolby1426]

@@thankyoujodi Well, he did have a few good ones if I'm fair. Like the time they were talking about the midget family being harrassed be a bigot and he dropped the line "He's a black father, they don't know where he is" when they were talking about them being interracial.

[@Blood0cean]

@@thankyoujodi running the joke into the ground is what both ona do btw

[@chiparmy5498]

This......I have no clue how I have never heard it.....Patrice is so great in this. But Opie...Really? We will never understand how it works? probably better without you...16:21-16:30.

[@mrtoxicwasteland]

"Anthony has feelings" 😂

[@Coldwallbar]

the turkey bit holy shit? lmaoo

[@jamesdowning4205]

The piece of the Anthony puzzle

[@rohitkalra3988]

Worst thing Opie did was to touch a mic.

[@heySTUPIDass]

We wouldnt have Anthony without Opie. 🤡

[@t100base]

opie tells a story like a girl.

[@jaynegs76]

Miss Patrice

[@ambassador8524]

Greg opie seems to be miserable human

[@Women_Rock]

Opie’s funny guy Brian Regan voice is insufferable.

[@VaultRadio]

Miguel Hernandez You think you’re being funny but defending Opie is peak reddit behavior

[@yeshuamcj546]

Anthony has feelings!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jonsnow2689]

1. Letting Opie go to the phones

[@doubleuponbob3397]

Fuck off to your wall, shithead.

[@mikereimer3202]

@@doubleuponbob3397 no u shut up !! Opie must not be allowed to talk he is a mood killer

[@Bobbibouchersmumwasright]

I watched Murphy get shot a 100 times in Robocop at 6 yrs old and it messed me up in the same way!! 😂

[@johnmiller5679]

By the Clearence ‘The Weasle’ Boliger gang.

[@Bobbibouchersmumwasright]

@@johnmiller5679 💯💯💯💯😂

[@johns9940]

Does anyone have video or audio of the wheelchair Fred fake healer bit?

[@joeramos4489]

Opie takes alot of heat but he was great here

[@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579]

Thats because its very rare lmao. Opie is a dunce, that can be funny 1 out of 50 times.

[@johnochiltree1170]

No he wasn’t

[@krayzeejojo]

I accidentally read the description as “Bonnie & Clod”. Speaking of which, anyone know of what Vos is up to lately?

[@SpaceAgeDave]

That was pretty good 👏👏

[@jimjambananaslam3596]

He's probably just Vos-ing around n' shiznit

[@stinkwrinkle8219]

@@jimjambananaslam3596 haha is that you chip?

[@psychicandice]

Bonnie and Clyde-sdale teeth

[@Vaughnmateee]

@@psychicandice Ergh

[@Ardavan47]

we will never have another Opie and Anthony and Patrice show.....

[@_..-.._..-.._]

State more useless facts please.

[@Godzilla00X]

God damn Ant talking about making that guy walk like a faith healer is so fucked yet funny

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Having Opie there

[@LongLiveRockAnRoll]

1:41 Ant is at risk of an Uncle Paul "yaaay!" there...

[@JSalonsky]

Walking fucking library LMAO my best friend is like that

[@where7847]

i used to love this show so much and now i cant stand it. thanks opie

[@mikeyshort2488]

You can hear patrice like...whatever Opie around 1430. Sounds like he's sick of bis fake b.s. always something dumb to say

[@billcarrig9434]

Catch your own turkey?! How very WKRP.

[@BradyIsAfagInHeat]

In western mass I think the station I.D. was 107.3 WAAF "the only station that rocks" I was young. Like 11 or 12 at the time but when I had the chance to listen to these guys they always killed me. 99.3 used to be the bigger channel in western MA when it was located in Northampton. Then I stumbled upon 107.3 WAAF Opie and Anthony on a snow day or a home from school sick day and that became my go to channel. I remember feeling lucky that these kick ass DJs were located in Boston and we got to listen to them. I don't even think WAAF has a station anymore. And 99.3 moved to where WAQY 102.1 is in longmeadow. And "Lazer" 99.3's programming has turned into utter shit. They don't play anything good anymore. Fucking weird ass poppy shit music. Only radio worth listening to out here anymore is Bax and O'Brien in the morning, then the radio is turned off. We need another Opie and Anthony type show on terrestrial radio again. The 90s were good times. With all these open slots available since Stern and O and A left to Satellite, you'd figure that stations would be fighting for some great DJS and talk radio again. But just like all the late night talk shows, they are all bleached clean corporate pussies that put out trash dribble and have zero sense of humor. The great times of radio lasted about a decade and a half and now it's all garbage.

[@pancakenips3689]

@@BradyIsAfagInHeat what the fuck are you babbling about? WHO GIVES A SHIT

[@estebandeleon4624]

I swear 'breaking bobo's heart' bit was probably the worst thing they did

[@MikeFlamingo]

Every time Opie complains about people not laughing or hearing his jokes.

[@Skimmerlit]

5:04 Did this fucking guy just say Shrek 2

[@andrewhooper5933]

LMAO Opie Copie

[@sebastianalonzo7481]

"Gitcher mijit sr8!!!"

[@tylercolby1426]

Opie following a guy go into a bathroom.

[@Bentley7Cruize]

Is there video of the Anthony Christ healing the cripple? Lol

[@andersn333]

Bentley Cruize did you even listen? The energy transfer wasnt successful, there was no healing

[@terryeaster1]

Probably a good thing that ship went down. Something disastrous was bound to happen. I’m talking Hiroshima level bad

[@BretDenicker]

Opie was the teacher who always stopped the nonsense just when school was becoming fun...but have we realized ,that overanalyzing opie isnt fair..I loved this program took a driving job. Just to listen...Anthony doing famous body part blowout sale was crash worthy

[@optimusprimerib602]

12:40 lmao

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

Breaking bobos heart was pure evil. And amazing radio

[@cartercartercartercar]

i like that ant just went with patrice’s psychological breakdown of him even though that bonnie and clyde death scene would probably be super traumatizing for any child to watch lol

[@sellars825]

Opie is a monster lmao

[@l0ufromdaBX]

So I watched the Bonnie and Clyde scene after hearing this and came back. Man fuck that that scene is fucking BRUTAL!! Even for 1967

[@seventysue8090]

I watched it after reading your comment god damn your right

[@codeman3564]

I just watched it to after reading your comment pretty graphic for 1967 for sure

[@mikehink4062]

I wish I could Direct Message this comment section to Opie.

[@mindslaw4961]

Patrice's Patti impersonation sounds like Urkel

[@frianbantana]

haha

[@anthonya5525]

Lol Patrice was there and forgot

[@williamglover8108]

12:43 haha

[@Dick.C.Normous]

muhahaha

[@Vaughnmateee]

12:40 People seem to think that Patrice was almost prophet-like with his infinite wisdom, but people forget how damn often he was wrong about things. Nothing wrong with that of course, but I think to remember Patrice you should do so with honesty. So many people don’t

[@Vaughnmateee]

15:32. Happens again

[@Vaughnmateee]

@BrandonRhomas Exactly. Kind of has similar tactics to ‘psychics’ lol where he throws as many things out there as possible and see what sticks, then he makes some guesses and hones in. Obviously he isn’t doing it intentionally; he’s NOT phony, but it’s just how his brain works naturally.

[@whahappend8222]

I mean, no one said he was a fortune teller. You can have all the insight in the world and still not call something that won't even happen til you're already dead.

[@scottdavis4388]

Man could predict culture issues. His talk on women being cool and men being a bad thing, or how he talked about black people not getting over slavery so easy. Look at current political talk now when elections come up.

[@heySTUPIDass]

Pointless

[@MrAlecksTv]

does anyone remember what episode Patrice was on when They did a Presidents Day Car sale commercial with Anthony?

[@michaelpatterson9119]

you can’t have everyone funny on the show you need a traffic cop as well opies job

[@mikereimer3202]

But he needs to be at least interesting or know when is the right time speak and he just seems so disconnected

[@BIGM-gg9ln]

fuckin'patrice!!

[@Youngmoon08]

Shit. Patrice is almost as Opie in this clip.

[@paulroberts9517]

Should’ve listened a bit longer !!

[@josephtedros2089]

26:25

[@josephtedros2089]

This is just for me to go back to

[@superstraight8402]

Anthony is monogamous, Patrice? Yeah fucking right.

[@chippersonsencyclopediaemp1318]

How did Steve's suicide not make the list? To soon? RIP Steve. Peace and love for his mum

[@slicktom300]

1. Allowing Nopie to talk about his self

[@slicktom300]

@Robert Connor yeah well ... We who asked you. I put my opinion in .And to me hes a nut case and isn't funny .His "new show" is TRASH.I gave him a chance and he's a Joke not a Jokester

[@Mitch189022]

Robert Connor yeah but Opie sucks

[@Derek_Keenan]

Ted Wood we wouldn’t have landed on the moon if it wasn’t for Hitler, that doesn’t mean we have to like him

[@user-dt3rj8qm3k]

17:00 Greg Hughes making another narcissistic comment about himself.

[@timpaulson2713]

Liam Tube Your icon got me to blow on my screen

[@acestorms5256]

Even that hacky pic is funnier than Opies Podcast.

[@sanket7381]

Wow. looking at comments, turns out opie haters are just as unfunny as opie.

[@WaldoCarmen]

Boo

[@st911000]

Opie, we talked about this! You can't create fake accounts to talk shit to the public lol

[@BrianMurrayPA]

(car crash)

[@colinreynolds01]

Exactly this. 2014 Just called. It wants its easy target back.

[@NondescriptMammal]

Did you forget you were on KZbin or something?