Bill Burr - NFL Pregame Shows

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[@Elgar337]

Ι could listen to hours of Bill immitating Pregame Show casters.

[@htxflow]

"Is it time to hit the panic button down in Tampa?!?" GENIUS!!!!!!!!!

[@random-nz7dy]

This day five years after this was on the podcast I still use this line regularly.

[@IronHide3910]

😂😂😂

[@supastar25]

'Joe fuckin Bag-o-donuts' LOL Bill's amazing without even trying

[@__M738]

He needs to feel the pass rush in the national football league you have to feel the rush Got to have a clock in your head

[@Isaac_jd]

+supastar Burr is my probably my favorite comedian right now...but "joey bag of donuts" was totally a quote on mike birbiglias first stand up special, Granted its just a minuscule part of an off the top of the dome rant, it was probably subconscious and i am not in any way saying bill stole it...just thought that was interesting

[@opantfan1]

"joey bag o' donuts" is a common phrase. Birbiglia did not coin it.

[@ohdannyboy6801]

Joey bag o donuts is a very common New England saying that basically means "fat person." Although nowadays I hear people use it for just a generic name as Bill used it here.

[@MrMartena56]

that is a drive killer, MIKE!!!! Oh ahhh absolutely, absolutely, ABSOLUTELY AGREE! What he's doing there is he's padding the ball and telegraphing his passes, this is the type of stuff they were working on in the offseason and showed promise of in the preseason but I gotta tell you today I don't know where that was and, ah now, ah you gotta wonder ISITTIMETOHITTHEPANICBUTTONINTAMPA!??!?!!

[@15aac]

"He's listening to his coaches, he hasn't hit his wife and he only tested positive to weed. And I'll tell ya, that type of attitude, it's contagious in the locker room!"

[@jameschauvet3140]

bigballer lmfao!

[@smittyj383]

But having said that is he going through his second and third reads because last season he was only going through his first and second reads. So I gotta ask is it time to hit the panic button if he doesn’t get it done !?

[@TheTallpaulguitar]

"Watching a bunch of grown men walking around wearing those jerseys like they're dating the player" Laughed so hard I nearly shit. I worked in a sports bar for 4 months after college, and everything you said nailed it perfectly.

[@lac2500]

+Paul Campbell once you're no longer a teenager, it's time to leave the jerseys in the closet or on the wall in the man cave

[@kphilpott77]

"You gotta have a clock in ya head kid!"

[@jameschauvet3140]

kevin p 1-1000, 2-1000, fuckin get rid of it! Lmao

[@StaffordChristensen]

"MIKE?" 3:42 - Interviewing himself. Beautiful!

[@random-nz7dy]

"oh absolutely, absolutely, absolutely agree!"

[@aQodeshiym]

Bill, u gotta do this bit on stage, PLEASE! !!!!!!!!...PLEASE!!!!! Your killing me!

[@SHILLGATESCRYPTO]

JOEY BAGA DONUTS!!!

[@LakersDynasty42]

I almost spit out my water when Bill sped up his voice at 4:03.

[@over9575]

I laughed so hard I wokeup my roommates. Funniest fucking thing

[@dgilbertson10]

sounds like a dude that goes down to the bar on gameday and talks the loudest and the fastest to seem smart.

[@andrewwestman2407]

That had to have been a Mike Golic reference lol

[@Kango234]

I love how he kept this up for the whole podcast, even when things got serious.

[@htxflow]

"If they lose today, they're gonna be 0-2 for the first time in a Bill Bellick era"

[@theredhood5863]

this rant is fuckin priceless i hate pregames to this is why bill burr the best

[@htxflow]

This rant is The funniest one I ever heard!!! Holy fuck!!!

[@lac2500]

+The Caped Crusader IS IT TIME TO HIT THE PANIC BUTTON DOWN IN TAMPA?!?!?!?!?

[@TheSlammurai]

"I swear to God, I'm gonna have you live under the coffee table" Oh my fucking god. XD

[@mac88white]

IGOTTAWONDERISITTIMETOHITTHEPANICBUTTONDOWNINTAMPA!!?!?!?

[@mexicanstorm]

"is it time to hit the panic button down in Tampa?!"

[@TheRealDougMessmer]

Bill burr had me crying with this.

[@ant92210]

Bill Burr needs to host a pregame show. id watch it religously

[@RequiemForABuckeye]

19 offensive coordinators in the last 7 years, lol

[@jordanliles]

This is at 5:58 for anyone who wants to find it.

[@MetalBacon64]

Austin city isotopes LMAO!!!!

[@random-nz7dy]

" Alright freeze the tape right there. You see He's making decisions. He is MAKING decisions. And that is a good thing. He's looking at his - not only is- LAST YEAR he was just looking - it was his first reads" 😂😂😂😂 The broken sentences get me lol.

[@JohnMezzo]

4:30 - 4:41 My legs almost gave out when he started counting. Bill's impersonation of the talk show guys was funny, but I actually had to wipe away tears because of this 😂.

[@Double_R_]

As long as you got..........WATER!!

[@bballguru81]

Granny FUCKIN WATAHHH

[@paulrbrtsn07]

Is it time to hit the panic button in Tampa?! Hahahaha

[@late_privktorian_era]

Jesus christ I cant breathe

[@NICKRITZER]

Someone needs to do a video montage using bills rant here

[@An8teezSlasher]

Haha!! Austin City Isotopes!!

[@icemany617]

The Austin city isotopes 🤣🤣🤣

[@iswish_41]

Hahahahaha “Is it time to hit the panic bottom down in Tampa” 😂😂😂

[@jerico80]

lmao!! its contagious. they start going to sports bars sounding like them people!! man burr be spot on!!!

[@mr.thekidd498]

...No More Panic Button In Tampa.

[@thedjames97]

WELL I'LL TELL YA RIGHT NOW....

[@tocov]

I have cried like a baby. I can't fucking breathe. And I don't even watch football.

[@transcendentalism9306]

Holy shit that's funny, one of his best rants

[@htxflow]

This is one of The funniest bits ever! And this is off the head? Incredible!

[@Krazy_Shorts]

Absolutely SPOT ON! Fuckin love this guy!

[@jordanliles]

I listen to this once a week and laugh every time.

[@jordanliles]

Still listening.

[@92gold]

THIS IS GOLD!!!

[@salva4264]

Holy shit, I am in my cubicle at work in tears... LOL

[@stllbreathnbut_y1844]

You grab her by a handful of hair on the back of her head and you say, "hey, listen sweetheart, I swear to god, if you cut off the recording, I'm gonna make you live under the coffee table." Fucking GOLD

[@chewls1133]

Geez, I thought Jim Cramer made an appearance at the 4:00-4:06 mark. Hilarious!

[@Rudog47]

LMFAO!!! The outro!

[@Twobarpsi]

Pre gameeeeee!

[@ianm2894]

Bill, hilarious stuff here.

[@thelightseeker94]

Best of bill burr

[@mbrown5494]

The Austin City Isotopes are awesome!

[@83gizzle]

this kills me every time

[@paulpaulie]

I agree completely. Even worse now as I sit here and watch the college playoffs now we have a fuckin halftime show for both elimination games? Along with pregame shit that started at 10 am this morning......TIME TO HIT THE PANIC BUTTONNNNNNN. Cracks me up

[@einzelganger6664]

this is STILL bill's best rant of all time. and that is realllly fucking saying something!

[@CapitalJ2]

8:15 I hear Billy West's Marge Schott every time he does that exaggerated Boston accent lol

[@CoIorado]

Hahaha so true!

[@TheAgentmigs]

"at an NFL level" hahahaha

[@jameschauvet3140]

Yes but you have to understand that he has had EIGHT SEEESHUNNNS..

[@hiphopheaven2]

Austin city isotopes :)

[@SkylaneMusic]

oh my god this is fucking hilarious

[@markbelmares8012]

@billburr BREAKING: Bal RB LaDondo MaGravey inactive this week. #ravens call up reserve Joey Bagodonuts

[@MegaZack12]

Is it time to hit the panic button in Tampa?

[@kylestarfaux]

and that's why they brought in joe fuckin bagga donuts hahaha

[@priapushk996]

7:07 "These Miami Dolphins of the Dolphin Miami County Dane Wade area code!"

[@chrisneto]

those fucking impressions, ohhhhh jezuz i'm laughing

[@zakrankin4240]

Completely agree with u man, it's so damn repetitive, they literally say the same shit like 10 different times about each team

[@joniahdemarco3371]

The thing about Bill is he'll admit when he knows fuck all about what he's talking about. But this? 100% accuracy. 😂

[@jaym2111]

lol as a dolphins fan this sounds like they're talking bout tannehill.. goddamn it haha

[@qwedc1000]

Fuck rocket ship said the same I said haha

[@tynitty516]

ESPN just show FUCKIN highlights. Why do you have to be the TMZ Sports network

[@chevon7665]

need a Austin city isotopes jersey lol

[@mikhailhernandez1402]

"like their dating the player's" 😅

[@gardna8]

I'm such a better Madden player because of this hahaha

[@supastar25]

LaDondo McGravey

[@SlapNSniff]

at this risk of sounding hack...this is funny cause its true

[@Rushmore222]

The addition of Fan Duel and Draft Kings into the mix has made the glorification of the horribly mundane stats permanent. I don't remember back in the 70's, in November, the color announcers mentioning how Jack Lambert did in summer training camp, or if Roger Staubach can still go deep.

[@1x0x]

yes we must live like its the 70s forever

[@jamesbingham1007]

5:54

[@jleffel6969]

I agree. I used to watch all the pre-game stuff, I would listen to sports radio. I can't stand listening to all these people trying to analyze a sport they never played. I know some of them are former football players, and sometimes their opinions are even worse.

[@Oldcartoons571]

You don't need to play a sport to analyse it. Most of these players seem to be worse at analyzing than the guys who never played. The thing that bothers me is that most of the analysis isn't really looking at what's on the field very well. It's a lot of simplistic nonsense.

[@jleffel6969]

True. But I find some of them truly insufferable.

[@mhks68]

My favorite Pregame comments.Teams 0-1....How does this loss affect the rest of their seasonRiding a "two" game winning streak?!?This is the third time these teams have met following consecutive losses on both sides after pre-season during a full moon!How do the defensive coaches handle the injury sustained to nose tackle Whoever?

[@gmartinez9045]

Walking around in jerseys like they're dating the player!!!

[@MrKillerDuckful]

haha this is late but I usually watch NFL network Sunday nights with the panel and its basically the same shit but I still watch it cause football haha....shitttt

[@BishopAP]

Ever since I noticed how often football commentators say "talk about" it's all I hear now.

[@Cboog518]

Anybody know which episode this is from ?

[@SuperSpeakless]

9-8-14 got u

[@slippingjimmy1415]

That Kennedy woman?

[@qwedc1000]

Only tested positive for weed lol didn't hit his wife hehe

[@over9575]

If you don't think this is the funniest rant ever, well then you're smart enough not to ever watch nfl pregame

[@smittyj383]

How’s this not a tik tok

[@bjonesehc]

He missed the "He's having fun" like we should feel sorry for someone getting 20 million to play a game, God forbid they didn't have "FUN".

[@htxflow]

I listen to this rant everyday! What's your favorite Bill Burr rant that you think is the funniest?

[@supastar25]

So many..I also loved his Meryl Streep rant

[@jza1926]

I’ve got Covid and it hurts to laugh

[@DD-mf7rv]

Even WORSE - Woman talking football 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@soco13466]

I love how Bill mimics the talking heads in sports. The commentators spout out the obvious. It's tiresome.

[@Himijendrix014]

Tired waitress with a cut off ref shirt lol every sports bar in middle America

[@deadkennedy210]

Lol....non ex player announcers are super annoying..it boggles my mind why they dont have young announcers with football backgrounds on tv...we have a bunch of old ass boring announcers

[@VicInNocal]

It boggles my mind that they pay guys like Tony Romo something like 30 million a year or some shit, when they could just get any halfway decent radio announcer for like 1 million and not only would he probably be better, but nobody watching would give a shit

[@dallassylvestre7209]

I prefer hockey bill sorry

[@BoHorn]

I love Bill Burr, but I dont hate this stereotypical football speak, I hate it when its inaccurate. On espn and nfl channels all you will find is a generalized bullshit view of your team.

[@aintgonnahappen]

Ahh Bill, you're losing me man. "Grab your girl by the back of her hair and tell her, "If you don't record my show..."" That was an asinine statement. Wow.

[@mightguyfan]

Don't be over sensitive whitenight it's called a joke, much like Kurt Warner's career.

[@aintgonnahappen]

mightguyfan Comedians love to stand behind the word "joke" with their clown noses on to give them license to be stupid, but when people like what they are saying all of the sudden they claim it to be truth and they want the adoration that comes with it. They are hypocrites and the people that cover for them are sheep. When people say goodbye to you do they just say "goodBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" :)

[@schloughed]

aintgonnahappen ok

[@aintgonnahappen]

schloughed That's right.

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aintgonnahappen what is