Bill Burr & Nia Hilarious Argument Over Patrice O'Neal

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[@arex82]

“White people need gangs again…” I fucking DIED 😂

[@negativezero8174]

Even years after his death Patrice is still trolling Bill

[@castorchua]

"What do white people DO?" I can literally hear his voice

[@Gaibethebaptist]

😂

[@user-sw2ob4iw1m]

Bill must miss him most of all, they seemed so close.

[@tonyochiha9798]

"So, one time. I'm just sitting at home. Being white"- 😂😂😂😂

[@user-sw2ob4iw1m]

Bill is an absolutely 'bullet proof' comic of immense talent.

[@curry1696]

"Didn't the fucking eskimos invent ketchup? Shut up!" ROFL

[@Muziq99-it4ie]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrGcmrG]

I’m sure the actual convo between Bill & Patrice was undoubtedly hilarious!

[@cyberspace667]

A combination of good humor, authentic frustration, confusion and deep distrust 😂😂

[@julianyo7072]

The Cumia and Patrice combo was funnier.

[@dustinb1070]

​@@julianyo7072I loved them but bill and Patrice were gasoline and fire. Bill is obviously funnier than cumia.

[@julianyo7072]

@@dustinb1070 I don't think so. If you don't count standup, Cumia runs circles around Bill. Off the cuff, Cumia is way funnier than Burr.

[@meanwhile-in-realville]

Undoubtedly

[@AndresGomez-ct7qb]

It's pretty cool how Nia's pulling a Bill on Bill himself. The low key trolling just trying to annoy him is hilarious

[@SoulKingBK]

She’s been around him so long that she started doing some of the stuff he does😂

[@Lewise512]

​@@SoulKingBKpeople keep saying this but maybe she was already like that when they met and that's what attracted him to her.

[@Mercenary-1914]

@@SoulKingBK YUp...reminds me of how Tisha Campbell's humor started to imamate Martin Lawrence

[@richardruss30]

He met his match! Listen to his bit about how his mother-in-law had exactly the same comedic view on something and they clicked immediately. Nia found her guy!😂

[@bossfan49]

He set himself up for that first one. He's the one that mentioned surfing right off the bat, then he tried to bury it.

[@HiawathaNenad]

Nia sounds like she emerged from one of Bill's jokes

[@atishsingh8926]

He just made too many "race" related jokes and she manifested into reality to "check" him 😂😂😂

[@HiawathaNenad]

With the same subpar logic from Bills bits

[@kingofgrooveness]

you seem sensitive

[@HiawathaNenad]

@@kingofgrooveness Sensing?

[@krazyzyko]

The incarnation of Bill's 1st lady bit.

[@kcguy8864]

The fact that Bill has heard and referenced Rhymefest's "Brand New" made me smile just a bit more

[@actionscott8033]

I’m with you on that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@YungNic]

AT first i thought he was talkin bout LIl Waynes brand new, until he said "BRAND NEWWW" like the kanye sample lmaooooo 🤣💀🤦🏾‍♂

[@weshoskins74]

Such a great reference

[@ajnakana460]

After that astronaut comment, i’d pay good money to hear Nia and Bill Burr “discuss” “Hidden Figures” 😂

[@callanc3925]

"madea goes to the moon"

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

they knew what they were doing with that title.

[@mypud4068]

I don't think it changes anything....ultimately it was Werner von Brauns genius that led to the nasa program and people like that woman were big contributors, her withstanding it was def a white people thing

[@JAlexandrG]

They wuz

[@ssokol91]

That was my first thought too 🤣

[@PoisonousPen]

“I know the astronauts weren’t rapping!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Newbornvintage18]

He said it at the end “We’re bored” Patrice’s whole point

[@KerkinWayno]

“Good answer” with the clap 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SoulKingBK]

I I love how Nia started trolling bill like Patrice would

[@tommychong316]

it seems like people don’t seem to see that. Could also be why he loves her

[@thomaslippiatt7107]

Patrice looking down going “yea go on Nina”

[@Heart.headed]

What if she's Patrice's Sister 🤣.

[@elaishh3533]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@vanir23]

​@@tommychong316she sounds ignorant and annoying. Is she really just trolling?

[@Trance18]

I wish there was a recording of conversations with Patrice like this or those roasts they used to talk about in comedy clubs , the ones on the O&A are legendary, but just imagine the others with no censorship or an audience that will try to cancel them .

[@buttthecat1354]

How about The Black Phillip Show?

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

look man if o&a isnt good enough for you, youre just being greedy lol how much funnier does your content need to be i mean come on

[@dimebagvinnie644]

​@buttthecat1354 it sucks !!!! It's Dante and blk broads yapping nonstop !!!

[@CorbCorbin]

There was no censorship for quite awhile on O&A. Anything that was taboo, they simply made a joke around it. They basically were just comedians hanging out, until Nopie would ruin it, by trying to run segments, even if it interrupts everyone going off, in a now classic moment. I listen to the Nopie and Anthony channel. They cut Opie out of the show, and it’s so much easier to listen to. 😆

[@BigTibowski]

If you watch all O&A you unlock your inner Patrice and hear him talking shit about everything Bill Burr says

[@kevthepoet]

So funny Bill basically married Patrice lol

[@Dubriginal]

😂😂

[@xhoiballotelli2213]

Ur right she's pretty much Patrice without the humor.

[@iismellgood]

Nia's poke the bear game is FANTASTIC 😭

[@Gabster1990]

They didn't argue over Patrice O'Neal though.

[@chazwithaz7887]

No need to argue... Patrice was the greatest

[@timy9197]

They argued about what Patrice said to Bill which is probably a more accurate description

[@user-sw2ob4iw1m]

@@chazwithaz7887 Patrice is on my Mount Rushmore of comedy; he's like Hendrix, Charlie Parker, Mozart, Pastorius he was taken away from us waaay too early and near the height of his powers.

[@andrey730]

5:52 "Can I fucking have that written on a t-shirt" 😂😂😂

[@MrKaje72]

None of my friendships are as fun as these two’s conversation

[@jaimebarba619]

Lol u need better friends my man

[@loindigo7583]

I hope your friends see this😂

[@misterman2830]

Imagine it being a marriage instead of just a friendship.

[@peterstamatelos9525]

That’s on you

[@Ronfost89]

No one I've met (to be fair only 4 people) who are from the continent of Africa has ever said "I am from Africa". They say "I am from Nigeria" or "I'm from South Africa".

[@tonywords6713]

I know several who just say Africa , I'm usually like no shit you're from Africa which country

[@-C.S.R]

When that Cleopatra documentary came out all they needed was for Bill to explain it to them. Africa is a continent not a country! Bill explained that very nicely.

[@MagzUpBr33zy]

Nia, intentionally derailing Bill was hilarious! 😂

[@martavious650]

That’s got to be a woman thing because my girlfriend is so good at doing that to me

[@nawyuhuurd8519]

​@@martavious650Definitely is, it's nature

[@angusyoung119]

"Pasty freckled guys did that shit!!" Fucking gold

[@mattandersonmusic]

Such a funny question in itself by patrice 😂

[@mcJoeRobs]

Yeah. But what if we reversed the roles though?🤔

[@godofwine77]

Bill Burr and Nia are hilarious

[@Dbo61999]

“Didn’t Ketchup come from Eskimos?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@St.Smitty]

"I feel like theres a reason this is different, but i don't know why, so im not gonna answer that question." WHAT A WILD THING TO SAY 😂

[@Scoopsaz88]

I’d imagine there were a ton of conversations bill had with Patrice that he could rehash with Nia. All of them would be hilarious and THAT is what makes Patrice the greatest of all time imo

[@TheREALNoreigo]

Everyone wishing for divorces, this is what strong marriages are made of. many discusssions like this lol

[@brianlove8353]

Love these 2 they should have there own show

[@jaydaniels6172]

I think this is that show. Just not every episode.

[@Bodybeautiful]

They do have their own channel

[@shone4947]

Nationality vs Ethnicity was the thing they were trying to put into words

[@markusp.8376]

I enjoy this crazy ass conversation 😂

[@gmy33]

I have the feeling ....theyvre pretty much made for eachother ... listening to this is pure beauty.

[@buttaman34]

Patrice is loving this right now.

[@sethiddings7293]

He ghosting with some popcorn XD

[@user-sw2ob4iw1m]

He's definitely in Comedy heaven ripping the P!£$ out of everyone there.

[@PiusXulu]

Enjoyed this 😂

[@ArthurCanWrestle]

I would have told Patrice "we invented the phone you're calling me on" then hung up for the walk off.

[@Izaiahdokpa]

The ANCIENT black Egyptian's lol

[@jjeter7828]

Before for Egypt there was Kemet

[@kobet.v.5001]

Them together is 😂😂😂 especially bro saw em in movies glad I joined

[@CrankLucas]

They rebuild the engine cuz everything has to be brand new like that song you guys made 😂😂

[@mistarelentless5722]

I just realised Bill Burr is married to the physical manifestation his First Lady joke😒

[@truffle8955]

It’s crazy because this is exactly how this conversation would go with Patrice 😂.

[@MannyGrey]

_"The astronauts weren't rapping."_

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

So… Bill Burr missed getting bullied by Patrice O’Neal so much that he married this lady?

[@Wandering_Chemist]

The dude died like 62 years ago. Bill didn’t even know him lol 😂

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

@@Wandering_Chemist Bill... didn't... know... Patrice? Is THAT what you're saying?!

[@scottwolf6213]

​@@Wandering_Chemistu buggin bill burr the one who did his documentary

[@thisdamnguyagain4450]

@@Wandering_Chemist our moron problem is getting out of hand

[@289rory]

@@Wandering_Chemist Bro died in 2011

[@seanof30306]

Man, I freaking LOVE Nia!

[@Rizzbulla]

R.I.P Patrice and Greg Giraldo.

[@ohanaathletics8953]

This is the white/black version of every white/Asian debate my wife and I have. She stretches the "math" thing so far it damn near gets to the point where she tries to argue that Filipino people invented numbers too. Plus, even though I'm actually Italian, her maiden name sounds infinitely more Italian than mine so I'm waiting for the day she has one too many glasses of red wine and tries to convince me that she personally invented pasta lol.

[@MichaelBonhomme-dm9xh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@465marko]

Dude, didn't the Italians "invent" pasta when they were basically trying to recreate noodles? Yeah, they stole that shit from the Asians lol (That's prolly not true)

[@lanitana100]

Well the Italians did get jiggy with the Filipinos (hence my last name being "Fontana") so maybe we both invented pasta 😂

[@chichigotdayayo555]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ENTHUSIASTICFIFAFAN]

Philippines didn't invent anything. Try Indian or Chinese lol

[@RM-qy7un]

What podcast episode was this? Id like to go back and listen to it.

[@chadroberts5099]

I can feel Bill’s frustration with this conversation growing.

[@vinnireyes9689]

The first 15 seconds and how Burr reacts to her , she sounds like a know it all

[@kevtucka8461]

😂😂we need the actual video of this convo

[@jbaruman272]

They are SO married....LOL

[@m.alexanderfields677]

Bill and Patrice are fucking legendary

[@TheIrishBicycle]

"Because stock cars are so important." The moment you stop acting like peanut butter was the keystone of the industrial revolution is the minute that joke holds any weight.

[@3serio]

There was an artful dodge around a conversation when they were talking about the Egyptians.

[@evelynwashere13]

These two! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kambrius70]

This is amazing foreplay 😂

[@jujitsujew23]

Bill should’ve told Nia about NASCAR when she asked if the racing was a big deal

[@christiananderson6761]

Rest in power Patrice and long live Nia and Bill

[@j4bee768]

You do know Nia would hate Patrice. Patrice would hate her too

[@ptspress]

Bill, I love you to death, but after listening to your back and forth with Nia, I'm convinced she's an angel! How cantankerous can a guy be and not provoke an explosion from his wife? Wow.

[@Clubber-Slang]

on a podcast, not in private

[@DeckerClips1]

His SNL bit about “get your talking to” was basically like “I’ve had to get destroyed by Patrice for decades, white women, you sit here and take it with me.”

[@HolisticManifesting]

Interracial marriage has alot of nuances 😊

[@kyledodson2992]

Not always. My partner is a Cuban woman, and she really only teases about dancing ability and food. Otherwise, it’s pretty normal…. Minus that one uncle who gives me the stink eye. But eh. I see him once a year at best

[@abutikarabo9727]

Space suit hanging off their asses😂

[@ebozyn]

The internal combustion engine, the airplane, the personal computer and the internet, electricity. space exploration and everything involved, the printing press, the cotton gin,blue jeans and the polo shirt.

[@mattbrooks162]

And on and on and on and on

[@aaronkamakaze2967]

Nuhhhh uhhhhh black Egyptian Israelite native Americans invented it....

[@Zulu-Lemon]

Nobody invented electricity 😂

[@jet-fury]

All built off the wealth stolen from other nations

[@willholmesjr.7356]

The fact you’re trying to bait ppl to argue this shit like you get credit somehow for past white inventions means you can get blame some how for past terrible white inventions too like the kkk, nazis, lynchings, on and on see how that works smh

[@nathanholland7754]

Bill why don’t you just say “electricity, cars, and running water”

[@ADrockstar22]

Egyptian depictions of themselves during early dynastic periods depict a more Mediterranean look comparable to other Mediterranean people. The fact is that ancient Egypt was a more metropolitan population due to commerce. Having many outside groups living amongst each other. One of these groups was Nubians. Also, Nubian people were depicted differently than Egyptians. Nubians were depicted as darker skin or even black. Evidence of this can be seen at the tomb of Huy. He was a governor of Nubia representing King Tut of Egypt.

[@aboutthat1440]

Horsecrap, but of course you post this nonsense. So blatantly intellectually dishonest it's laughable.

[@eighttripalm3]

Wrong DNA proves the early dynastic was black & the whole culture & religious system is based in traditional African systems …. and history shows that Kemet was the result culture of nubia just like America is the result of the culture of England

[@ADrockstar22]

Undoubtedly, Early dynastic Egypt took aspects from the previous surrounding people. This included Nubia. But, several studies show not only a more metropolitan mix of people. A follow-up study concerning DNA evidence conducted in 2022 supports this. Some pre dynastic sites in Egypt demonstrate influences of Anatolia and Summer. My belief is that with the uniting of upper and lower Egypt, so to were a collection of indigenous people who varied by what we call race. Along with outside influences from the surrounding region, the Kingdom of Egypt was created. With its ruling class shifting. Thus explaining the self depictions of themselves, in contrast to different surrounding people's including Nubians.

[@pureblack3363]

​@@eighttripalm3You lying because they don't even have that dna😂😂😂

[@F28aj]

@@eighttripalm3lmao the copium is hilarious. Absolute bs

[@anthonygonzalez9422]

9:04 this is true, and insane to watch.

[@osmankovacevic6135]

Is this from Talking with idiots while having coffee podcast?

[@billyblanks4000]

4:19 this is why I listen to Bill.

[@antilarge7860]

Nia is a master troll. The entire conversation where she was talking about the origins of skateboarding is hilarious

[@KJO2024]

I fucking love Bill Burr. He's my problematic fave ❤😂😅😊. Dude is hilarious. He can do no wrong!

[@brocktaker]

By Nia’s rationale we can say surfing was inspired by swimming, swimming was inspired by fishing, fishing was inspired by hunting, and we can just go back forever this is bs😂 if we can agree that the new act is not directly stolen, but is only inspired by something else, then it’s a thing of its own.

[@Mina-hq3lq]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bill you speak up for your people!!

[@dustinb1070]

I've never heard bills wife before. She had me half way in. Shes hilarious.

[@MrOmareffendy]

The famous "Irish-german" whiskey 😂😂🤦

[@Will-nl6il]

How about the telephone he talking on.

[@JohnDoe-vh4rt]

And the language they’re speaking. And the electricity powering everything they’re using. And the air conditioning they’re sitting in. And the car they used to get where they are. And the manufacturing that made the clothes they’re wearing.

[@suzygirl1843]

Blacks came up with all of that@@JohnDoe-vh4rt

[@theman3688]

Ehh, sorry to burst your bubbles but there’s multiple patents from different countries from different skin colors…

[@nonono9194]

​@@theman3688speak in a non white language on a non white internet and get back to me

[@citylights3452]

Bro, does anyone know the name of that video where Patrice, Anthony, Bill, and a few others were roasting each other and roasting this one dude who like lost his leg or something like that??? Hopefully someone knows what I’m talking about, all I remember is that it was funny as hell. I saw it a few years ago, but I have not been able to find it ever since then. I think it was an episode of Opie and Anthony but I’m not entirely sure if anyone knows, or I can find it, please let me know!

[@tookeetalaska1387]

Oh God I feel sorry for Bill Burr Jesus he sounds like he's going to cry... Imagine being married to that everyday

[@k4yser]

Can't tell if Nia is trolling like suggested in the comments. But I grew tired of this conversation pretty quick, because there are actually a lot of black people believing that nonsense.

[@michaeltorris5675]

Who cares? It’s like asking what people with brown hair have done, or what people who have a longer middle toe have done versus people whose middle toes are shorter.

[@theman3688]

It’s the stupidity of man and probably why aliens won’t visit us. I’m with you!

[@FrostySnowman334]

It becomes an issue when a certain groups contributions become minimised/ignored

[@michaeltorris5675]

@@FrostySnowman334 Well, you do have a point. But that really only matters if that group hasn’t sat atop the power structure of the country for centuries, and has engaged in the oppression and marginalization of other groups.

[@FrostySnowman334]

@@michaeltorris5675 facts + tax

[@F28aj]

@@michaeltorris5675you want a tissue little girl? It’ll be okay

[@robertwoods3750]

tell her a white farmer invented basketball billy boy , it'll blow her mind .

[@makingchangeslifechanges4950]

that was funny do more

[@ericcooper712]

I’m black and I love Patrice and Bill but race aside and because I live Bill he just should have said, and as soon as he asked he should’ve said we don’t do anything Patrice EXCEPT run the world!!! Checkmate and Patrice would have never asked him that again! Bill is just such a good dude he didn’t really wanna say that, plus he married to a black woman he’s not stupid Bill is really smart!!!!!!

[@Mike-hu3pp]

All Americans feel that Africa is a country even though there is an unbelievable amount of diversity. A Nigerian person does not look like a Somalian and both don't look anywhere near Egyptians, Lybians, etc. And they have completely different cultures. (Edit: I shouldn't have written all but a large percentage as this was an argument between two Americans)

[@sonykent4940]

Yeah but nationality isn't the same as ethnicity...thats like North America original were primarily Native Americans then comes the European colonization.... French in Canada...the English in the US and Spaniards in Mexico..yeah there's a big melting pot of cultures but the majority of the population arent indigenous to North America ..they're descendants of immigrants

[@IaMYoungWalker22]

​@@sonykent4940actually long before the Europeans the Phoenicians ("Africans") pulled up... so there were so called Africans already here before your precious "white" people came lmao not to mention they are finding evidence in present day of Egyptians also being on this land long before "whites". Your take on white supremacist history is hanging by a thread 😂

[@pureblack3363]

Wtf thinks Africa is a country?

[@YourPalHDee]

Somalians look like a different species of bipedal creature entirely 😂

[@axps4964]

​@@sonykent4940His point is in most discussions ethnicity matters little. But I think some americans are really obsess over the ethnicity part.

[@antoniomark7745]

Gentlemen start your engine's!!...😂😂😂😂😂 NIA is a mess!...bill is going crazy while try to control his emotions 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stupifyingstupedity2112]

5:50 😂

[@elidiaz1341]

I’m sorry for mocking stock car racing!!! So sincere 😅😅😅😅

[@mousalini4095]

Yes, twas a joke

[@JP-fq2qj]

Bill is the best. 😂

[@wadekillman1198]

Humanity’s need to delineate culturally (when it is from a place of hate or ownership of invention) is lame and why the aliens ignore us.

[@theman3688]

100%

[@zaneplatt3533]

It is crazy how other cultures can be as racist as they want in plain sight, but it is totally ignored 😂.

[@tuckernevel]

shoutout bill!!! the fuckin man always

[@Shaman4Everyone]

"I'm swish." - Bill Burr

[@OFM1209]

The weeeeeeehhhooooooo!!!! Is so true. Them egg heads can’t drive that car 200 mph though

[@michaelmallory5378]

Look up the history of the Moores Bill !!!

[@tkhannibal2476]

She starts shii from nothing. A whole mess 😂😂

[@aaronbuster5665]

Stock cars? How bout cars? Lol

[@accountgegevens]

The most familiar mystery

[@MURIU411]

Moonshine is a slavery concept too bill😂😂😂😂😂

[@jakejake7289]

Nia is irritating.